Waifu Claiming thread >Relaxed edition The rules are sim
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Waifu Claiming thread
>Relaxed edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPbBhvv6GI8
Obligatory claim.
Early yuno claim
I'm glad I could partake in Papa Spiegel's Signature Tough Love Bread™ tonight!
Shiragami Youko claimed.
>People who upload high-bitrate vinyl tracks to YouTube are winners
Miho claimed
Sleepy
Milinda claim
>>682878122
Don't ask... kek
>>682878455
Rather tired. Trying to stay awake though
>>682878575
:(
>
>>682878724
>incantation
Autocorrect I presume? kek
Good luck to you, I hope you succeed in Medical
>>682879075
It does... I got to be lead pilot today and go on a rescue, and proud to say that we saved someone. The hospital didn't think he would survive long enough for us to get there even.
>>682879360
>>682879297
>mfw adorable
what music do you listen to?
also you dont really get to see sand in the living areas of saudi
it's mostly cities now. desert is just in between
>>682879790
moo moo
>>682879643
Got something going on? Or just dont want to sleep right now?
>>682879867
Mainly just OSTs for games/movies I enjoy, nothing really special.
>It's course, rough, and it gets everywhere.
>>682879643
Humans can survive just about anything lol. When we're in high level danger, our instincts kicks in
>>682878963
surprise hugs!
>lemme cop a feel from behind bb
>>682879075
Kek and I gave up on overwatch since xbox is being gay. So what's up with you?
>>682879297
Oh you! Don't make me blush
>>682879309
Worth it tho
>>682879643
Sand doesn't work this way.
Curie here.
found out I may have vitamin b6 poisoning and that causes nerve problems with orgasms. i am going to not masterbate and go on a diet low in b6 to help me feel my dick again.
pls pray for me everyone.
Ino Yamanaka bish
>>682880230
Been saving the last of my fireball, going to be nice and buzzed
>>682879867
Mooo.
Nightwing claimed
>>682880278
holy shit bruh
hope you get better soon
also what happened with the tax claim with your parents?
>>682880391
ayo welcome, haven't seen you posting before
are you new?
>>682880076
it's definitely not fun
but doing safaris is fun! I once went out with my friends. we had a bbq in the desert. We then rode camels and quad bikes
kek mine toppled over and trapped me under it cause I'm a pleb. had to wait for like half an hour for someone to pull it off me. sand is very soft and I got some sleep while waiting kek
but yeah took like three showers after that. it really does get EVERYWHERE
what's your weather like?
Mirai claim
>>682877826
Eh? Something wrong with your throat? Or are you sick?
>>682878057
Great. I know it's not as epic as many animes, but I like it well enough. I can't get over how amazing your waifu is. It should be illegal to have so much talent, power, and cuteness in one package. I think it is in some countries.
>>682878724
It's going, but what did you mean by 3?
Aizawa claim
>>682880780
Boobies!
>>682880903
11/10 choice my dude, welcome fellow DC brother.
>>682879643
Ayy good job man.
>>682880230
kek there's always tomorrow. Grinding away on SIF, gotta reclaim my fame.
>>682880278
Wew good luck with that bro.
>Best idol claimed
>>682880933
Got a canker sore on my uvula
>>682880918
i fixed it. found out I can only get so much money back. I was able to do it and get all the federal taxes i paid back.
>>682881070
it sucks i really need help to get through this.
>>682880756
>
>>682880918
Yeah, I was just making a stupid reference to a laughable movie. Don't worry about it, sand is fairly fun to be around in small doses for me.
Glad you didn't get hurt during that, sounds frightening.
Weather down here is mainly rain, moist air, and heat. So really nothing special.
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, I'll strongly consider actually going to the store like i say i'm going to
Claimed
QOTT
When was the last time you cried?
Hey guys, I'm not dead.
>>682881293
today
>mysterious voice that's name starts with k
>>682881293
last night ;((((
>>682879155
>is it safe?
>>682881293
about 4 nights ago. it was a moment of weakness and i look down on my past self.
>>682881064
Thanks.
>>682881293
About 2 hours ago.
>>682881362
Glad to hear it, friendo.
>>682881289
You still haven't gone to the store yet? Damn, that's some intense procrastination.
>>682881362
<3
>>682880999
Titty trips.
>>682881430
I know this feel.
>>682881293
When my uncle passed away 2 months ago
>>682881362
Hello frog
Iowa claim
What's up my dudes
>>682881293
Since I was a child
Is it impossible for some people to go one thread without posting sexual content? Cut your dick off.
>>682881533
Procrastinating literally the only i actually do. Lol
>>682880967
ay barry what's up
>>682880903
welcome desu
>>682880780
I strangely enjoyed reading that comic, not for the h but just reading it lol
>>682881293
age 9 when a nail went through my forehead
>>682881362
ohayo tsuyu
>>682881226
damn, didn't get the reference
>>682881430
mugi pussy ass nigga come on S O N
liking the D?
>>682881493
nanoooo
>>682881289
>jabaddle
>>682881222
well I'm glad that worked out
the b6 poisoning though? How long is that gonna take?
>>682881665
yooo dude
finally downloaded war thunder and apparently there's ships
>>682881430
do you wanna cuddle and talk about it?
>>682881665
About to enjoy me some cake, how bout you?
>>682879892
Its too early to sleep, at least for me it is
>>682880230
Yeah, im just glad this time I was fast enough.
>>682880268
If only
>>682880933
I absolutley love it so far.
>I want to give your waifu a hug so bad. She seems like she needs it those first 2 episodes...
>Stahp your making me blush. kek
>>682881070
Thanks. Honestly needed to do some good after how these last few days have been...
>Feels good man
>>682881293
Last night...
>>682881362
Thats good! Welcome back
>>682881222
Refrain from anything lewd. Can't be too hard.
>>682881293
A few months ago when my uncle passed.
>>682881293
If we count mildly tearing up, last night.
>>682881799
I think i missed a few words. Let's try that again.
Procrastinating is literally the only thing i actually do.
>>682881862
>Rattle rattle
>>682881862
hey there, hows your day going?
>>682881862
Hey Karen!
>>682881799
Yeah, easy habit to pick up. I hope you can get to the store sooner or later.
>>682881862
It's all good, you'll have to excuse my movie fanaticism.
>>682881930
Gotcha
>>682881862
apparently as soon as the levels return to normal all symptoms leave. so I am making a new diet plan rn actually.
>>682881942
its hard for me but its for the best.
>>682881533
Handy <3
>>682881539
<3
>>682881578
Hello crazy <3
>>682881862
Oh hi (You)
>>682881930
Thank you very much~
>>682881362
froggo.
>>682882205
How's your night going?
>>682881930
>hugs
>>682881293
Whenever i look at my wallet.
>>682882205
Aye oy, I'm only crazy because of my canker sore!
>>682882276
nano.
>>682881862
I need to play War Thunder again. Shit was so fun and the things I've seen get added to it makes it look interesting. When did ships get added?
>>682881885
Eating some chips for me and getting ready for sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grklxwt-xss
>>682881862
not really :/
>>682881877
>>682881572
i was half joking lol
>>682882349
Ah came for a quick chit chat uh?
>>682882396
well we can still cuddle if you want.
>>682882348
so howcome you're never on discord anymore?
>>682882036
just woke up so it just started lol
>>682882038
yo barry
something about the way your waifu is drawn makes her look really unique
maybe the shade of blue or something but winner has it too
>>682882137
sweet, what's in it?
>>682882096
kek are you a big movie guy?
What are some of your favourites?
>>682882205
how's everything going froggo?
>>682882349
dude literally no idea lol
just saw my friend playing world of tanks and he told me war thunder is basically the same but better and then I remembered all the fun times in the planes and tanks
then he's like "and the ships"
wut
needless to say instantly downloaded that shit, gonna play it once I stop posting
>>682882396
but
why
mugi why
>>682882351
I like these blues. Slow, quiet, soul touching. Real shit.
>>682880278
Pray 4 u
>>682880515
Kek can't wait!
>>682880903
Favorite guy from the bat family
>>682880933
Your dubs
>>682881070
Oh man I forgot all about that! Gotta get me some hanayo
>>682881293
10th grade
>>682881362
Hey licky licky
>>682881493
Maybe..
>>682881665
Dis dick 4 u bb
>>682881930
>was fast enough
>this time
I don't what to hear it. Might be hard for you to remember it
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/17/david-huggins-alien-sex-video_n_6002934.html
>>682879155
>Relaxed edition
If i was any more relaxed i would die
Too bad i lost my Mi Liu pics
>>682882096
Ehh i should probably go now really. It's reasonably late, i guess.
Maybe in a little though.
(ad infinitum)
>>682881293
like straight cried? I actually couldn't tell you. I think i'm defective like that. I even broke up with my fiance like half a year ago and didn't cry at all. I think the closest i got was playing the ending of cross channel, which while there wasn't tears, it was the closest i've been to crying in a loooong time. Fucking KEY.
>>682882808
>i lost my Mi Liu pics
Again? Dude, how?
>>682879155
Another low lewd thread. I like.
>>682882684
Sup Lebro
>>682882764
Hi there smugger
Rory claimed
>>682882286
Going a bit better now that I'm home!
>>682882336
You're just a big ol' sweetheart~
>>682882684
Everything is well. Mood swings have calmed down and I can be a happy froggo
>>682882764
>licky licky
You're adorable.
>>682882684
i dont know
>>682882684
so far chinese and udon noodles, apples, egg whites, and the only drink is wateer, i still need a steady meat source, also are there any other important foods im missing?
>>682882764
>dick
>>682882764
So what you up to nigga?
>>682882915
Yes I am!
Last time I genuinely cried was when I watched Grave of the Fireflies, other times are just tearing up when lying in bed.
>>682882931
>>682882684
well good morning you.
>>682882764
ill stay on guard
>>682882895
I dunno, i think my bro pulled a prank or some shit on me
>>682881930
You certainly did, great way to clear the mind.
>>682882137
I got you fam
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>>682882764
Onward towards the UR!
>Maki
>>682882514
Yea, I would be on later but I need to sleep early.
>>682882684
>and the ships
I take it there is no boat girls though?
>>682882764
Bring it on.
>>682882684
Yeah, somewhat. Love movies.
Favorite? I mean I really like Star Wars.
>>682882915
Glad to hear it, man.
>>682882816
I hope you go soon.
>>682882336
i can give you somethin to make you less crazy.
u feel me?
>>682882765
Alien pussy, interesting
>>682882684
That artist that does Jitsu wa draws his characters really unique, they're almost really really cartoony at times, ESPECIALLY in the manga. How're you?
>>682882915
Froggo!
>>682882932
What sort of diet is it? I have a shitty diet, but I can help others with theirs
>>682882700
It's his voice and that solitary guitar. He sounds like he's tired, not physically, but spiritually, mentally. He's had a long tough life and he's ready for it to end.
>>682882106
Yeah. Other than your canker sore, whats new?
>>682882205
Your welcome friend :)
>>682882297
>hugs
Steal any more nukes lately?
>>682882764
Its alright. The way I see it, bad things like that should not be forgotten, rather looked back on as a reminder of how things should be done and how I wont always succeed. It keeps me motivated to try my best all the time.
>>682883275
Yeah. Its helped a lot.
>OMG that pic tho.
>topkek
Claiming, hows everybody doon?
>>682883467
it needs to be a complete diet minus anything with vitamin b6, preferably healthy and low fat, normal protein and carbs, and whatever else i need.
>>682883275
thanks fam
>>682883322
I got you a new shirt.
>>682883322
Sleep well friend
>Trip dubs checked
>>682883397
Are you still thirsty for me?
>>682883510
Still sucks, played overwatch.. think I want to buy it
>>682883467
Rory! I started Gate last night and I really like it
>>682883611
Pretty goood, talking to you guys here and playing ds3 with a friendo. How're you koko?
>>682883042
Love ya <3
>>682883366
Thank you almighty hand!
>>682883467
Ruri! It's really nice to see you, how is everything <3
>>682883510
You're gonna get all the hugs.
>>682883647
>yes
>>682883478
Something to relate to, but I can't quit. It just isn't in me to give up, not when I know there's the possibility for bliss.
It's there, ready to be taken. Begging for it. It's only honest, hard work that will bring its glory to hand.
>>682883510
No. I wasnt really playing it to much today. I just left it running.
Im off to bed. See you tomorrow.
>hugs again
>>682883053
I don't want you to think I'm a dick so I'll explain why I didn't say what I didn't say, personally I don't feel its my place to say something about your loss, I also don't like the phrase 'sorry for your loss' I can't really explain it but it doesn't feel like the most respectful thing you can say but there's nothing else you can say so it irritates me.
>>682882905
Sup my smugger
>>682882915
Thank you! How's starbucks?
>>682883053
Noticed
>>682883042
Playing rome total war. You my nig nog?
>>682883216
I'll watch your 6
>>682883275
Closest I got was an eli SR. Felt really good
>>682883397
Super cute!
>>682883804
>almighty
Hardly. And don't mention it, beautiful.
>>682883611
WUTS GUD NYGAAUH?
>>682883815
Well fuck me..
i think im going to hit the sack
goodnight everyone!
>>682883611
Hey koko. Going great over here how bout you.
>>682883640
Naw fam. I only got 1 picture of Iowa in decent clothes although I wish there were more
>>682883647
I ain't leaving just yet but I will around for about another 30 minutes
>>682883027
>
>>682883322
>triple dubs
I'm ready
>>682883947
Overwatch beta, I THINK I want to buy it..
>>682884020
Alrighty then
>Huge milk tits
>>682882932
udon noodles are nice though
steak is love, steak is life
>>682882915
well I'm happy that's working out for
any update on the moving thing? how's your gf?
>>682882931
mugi W H Y
>>682882905
>Lebro
I enjoy this, not as much as Leb Anon but I enjoy this kek
how are you doing?
>>682883216
kek thanks
how's your day so far?
>>682883322
unfortunately not
I hope, but probably no
Did you play war thunder when there were tanks or just planes?
that B25 mitchell is something alright
>>682883366
I never really got into star wars, too many movies to watch
only movie series that had that many parts to it that I watched was the pacific
>>682883611
ayo koko
>>682883418
I think it's the blush under the eyes. either way they look really good. I like it when aizawa's pupils get tiny kek
>>682883880
night night!
>>682882765
that was really weird to watch
at least he got dat pussy
>>682883988
goodnight moogs
sorry if I forgot to reply to someone
>>682883757
Hey! sounds like my night, without the ds3 and friendo haha. How was your day?
>>682883815
I like that .gif
>>682883880
Goodnight! Sleep well man :)
>>682883510
Saved motivation quote
>>682883611
I'm Doon good. You koko?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSIp2dGxeqY
>>682883843
Happiness is short lived, and at the end of the day all you have are memories of a better time as you lay in bed praying for sleep to come so you can get a brief escape from the soul destroying despair.
>>682884095
>>682883988
Then are you going to bed after the sack-hitting
>>682883969
WUTS GUUUUUD
>>682883988
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>682884020
Glad to hear it! I'm doin pretty good. How was your day?
>>682884154
Ayoooo, hows it goin?
>>682883947
Starbucks is super busy. It's Frappuccino happy hour time and its just a bad time man
How are things with you?
>>682883957
>Beautiful
H-Handy..
>
>>682884154
Moving is going rather slow. Still in the raising funds stage, the lady is great. She has her road test soon and she's looking at cars.
>>682881181
Ooh. Nasty business. Hard to treat, too if it's all the way back there. Is it stress-induced?
>>682881293
12 year old dog died in 2012.
>>682881930
>stahp
>no
Ohime sama, please. It's impossible for your waifu to be cuter.
And yeah, Mirai is a troubled waifu, even though she appears aloof.
>>682882764
>soon
>>682884154
Yeah she's a qt~
>>682883510
kek, I think one of these should be distributed to every house in America.
>>682883611
Chill as can be. How about you?
>>682883639
Anytime.
>>682883947
Nice! What event was it?
>>682883988
Sleep tight.
>>682884364
Just chillin my nig
>>682884447
Very stressed induced Im afraid
>>682884228
Nice! I'm doing pretty good, my weekend starts now so I'm just hangin out. How was your day?
>>682884253
>my dick
I wish my dick looked like that
Its so hot, I might have to start getting lewd.
night guys.
>>682884599
You should probably start fucking off instead
No.
>>682884319
Welcome back, handsome.
>>682884387
>pats
>>682884643
Just kidding, I have some ice~ <3
>>682884387
>>682884453
>>682884364
sorry to everyone else I was talking to
gotta split
bye bye!
>again just when the conversation is getting good
>>682884599
let's NOT do that though
>>682884677
night night
>>682884158
i like u
>>682883969
i mean thats the plan.
>>682883947
you're cute.
>>682884095
>insert a lewd here
I ain't going easy
>>682884154
played it around when War thunder first released on steam so yea only planes. I was gonna play again with the tanks but ended up not.
>>682884364
Had a good day so far although slow can't wait to watch a movie with friends tomorrow though. How was your day?
>>682884447
YO
>>682884469
>chill as can be
>that pic
I fuckin love it, good to hear! How was your day?
>>682884522
Same same, what were you up to today man?
>>682884677
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>682883647
Overwatch eh?
Ive heard a lot of good things about it. I havent tried it yet though
>>682883804
Yay! Are you having a good day friend?
>>682883880
Bye Miho. See you later friend. Sleep well
>>682883988
Night Mugi
>>682884228
Haha did you like it that much? I didnt think it was anything special...
>>682884447
There might be one way...
>pic
>>682884469
Haha too funny. Im sure some people would not enjoy that though... kek
>>682884643
>filename
kek
>>682884828
Bye bye Karen
>Shizuru
>>682884927
always there for me shizuru <3
>>682885000
Nice trips, and you know it babe <3
>>682884697
Yes
>>682884828
No problem man! Do you booboo :D
>>682884847
Thank you! Whats your waifu from?
>>682884854
Slow days are good days imo haha, what movie are you gonna see?
>guessing civil war
>>682884707
I'm gonna die <3
>>682884828
See ya Karen!! <3
>>682884862
Yes, and hugs make it that much better <3
>>682883639
Good sources of protein for that diet would be lamb and fish. B6 is found in beef, pork and poultry.
>>682883757
Gate is good. Kinda toned down from the manga but otherwise good.
>>682883804
Im Rory, but thanks! Work got busy for a bit there.
>>682883947
This thread needs some more smug.
>>682884154
Doing fine.
Good news, I do not have cancer and Im about to start a free double dose of a strong drug for my Crohn's. Life is slowly picking back up!
>>682885115
http://myanimelist.net/anime/17549/Non_Non_Biyori
>>682885115
Yep seeing it with a group of friends and can't wait. I love spidey but captain is my nig for this one.
>Iowa saving the image limit
>>682884847
Sigh, why me
>>682884859
Just some overwatch beta
>>682884862
It's got potential
>>682885232
>its not cancer
Fuckin nice man! I'm glad to hear it!
>>682885241
Looks like a pretty cute one, I'll check it out! Even though those aren't really my scene :P
>>682884677
>>682884828
>>682883880
Sleep tight
>>682884859
kek that wasn't even intentional. Thanks, had a pretty swell day, got home way earlier thanks to no practice. You?
>>682884862
They'd probably burn it.
>>682883988
Night mugi!
>>682884123
Same here. Love the reinhart
>>682884253
Oh yes~
>>682884387
I'm sorry for asking and I cut my knuckle while washing the dishes lol. Saw white before it bled lol
>>682884447
Oh yes very soon for the 3Ms..
>>682884469
Can't remeber but it was the march-april one this year
>>682884572
Good. Except I cut my knuckle down to the bone. But it's all good lol
>>682884799
Hello welcome back!
>>682884847
>
>>682884854
I'm fine with that. Lewds only for the bun and the erp queen
>>682884862
I gotta keep a reminder when I'm in the field
>>682885232
>dont know what I was thinking
>oops
>kills myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioJizJ93DdQ
>>682883945
I would not think negatively about you for something like that, don't worry.
>but there's nothing else you can say so it irritates me.
I probably wouldn't know what to say either, Hols.
Still, I'm grateful you took the time to think about it.
>>682885557
I dont mind, we do dress pretty similar.
>Rory-sama
>>682885319
I guessed right! haha, and yeah, I was reading these various things on cap and his Murica quotes, honestly gave me a freedom boner
>>682885435
I still need to try that! I only just realized today that its an open beta
Today a cute friend called me master
Thats what sama means, right?
>>682884859
What in the name of Shostakovich constitutes you yelling at me?
>>682884862
You used my pic! I'm so happy.
>>682884522
Hmm...how would you treat it, if it's on your uvula? At least lip ulcers can be covered and what not. What's got you so stressed?
>>682885548
Your talking about...ah! Wow, that's peculiar. Didn't realize that.
>>682885548
>implications
i'll fucking kiss you
>>682885530
its light hearted and happy
>>682885435
cuz you look like u got the sauce bb
>>682885232
thank you so much. now is there anything I am missing? I have pacific cod, baked, lamb, apples, watermelin, french bread, black cherries,egg whites, udon noodles, chinese noodles,, anything I am missing?
>>682885890
Well at least she told me thats what it meant
>Liu-sama
>>682886269
she was right
