Waifu Claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
I'm glad I could partake in Papa Spiegel's Signature Tough Love Bread™ tonight!
Shiragami Youko claimed.
>People who upload high-bitrate vinyl tracks to YouTube are winners
Don't ask... kek
Rather tired. Trying to stay awake though
Autocorrect I presume? kek
Good luck to you, I hope you succeed in Medical
It does... I got to be lead pilot today and go on a rescue, and proud to say that we saved someone. The hospital didn't think he would survive long enough for us to get there even.
what music do you listen to?
also you dont really get to see sand in the living areas of saudi
it's mostly cities now. desert is just in between
Got something going on? Or just dont want to sleep right now?
Mainly just OSTs for games/movies I enjoy, nothing really special.
>It's course, rough, and it gets everywhere.
Humans can survive just about anything lol. When we're in high level danger, our instincts kicks in
>lemme cop a feel from behind bb
Kek and I gave up on overwatch since xbox is being gay. So what's up with you?
Oh you! Don't make me blush
Worth it tho
Sand doesn't work this way.
found out I may have vitamin b6 poisoning and that causes nerve problems with orgasms. i am going to not masterbate and go on a diet low in b6 to help me feel my dick again.
pls pray for me everyone.
Been saving the last of my fireball, going to be nice and buzzed
holy shit bruh
hope you get better soon
also what happened with the tax claim with your parents?
ayo welcome, haven't seen you posting before
are you new?
it's definitely not fun
but doing safaris is fun! I once went out with my friends. we had a bbq in the desert. We then rode camels and quad bikes
kek mine toppled over and trapped me under it cause I'm a pleb. had to wait for like half an hour for someone to pull it off me. sand is very soft and I got some sleep while waiting kek
but yeah took like three showers after that. it really does get EVERYWHERE
what's your weather like?
Eh? Something wrong with your throat? Or are you sick?
Great. I know it's not as epic as many animes, but I like it well enough. I can't get over how amazing your waifu is. It should be illegal to have so much talent, power, and cuteness in one package. I think it is in some countries.
It's going, but what did you mean by 3?
11/10 choice my dude, welcome fellow DC brother.
Ayy good job man.
kek there's always tomorrow. Grinding away on SIF, gotta reclaim my fame.
Wew good luck with that bro.
>Best idol claimed
Got a canker sore on my uvula
i fixed it. found out I can only get so much money back. I was able to do it and get all the federal taxes i paid back.
it sucks i really need help to get through this.
Yeah, I was just making a stupid reference to a laughable movie. Don't worry about it, sand is fairly fun to be around in small doses for me.
Glad you didn't get hurt during that, sounds frightening.
Weather down here is mainly rain, moist air, and heat. So really nothing special.
>If dubs, I'll strongly consider actually going to the store like i say i'm going to
about 4 nights ago. it was a moment of weakness and i look down on my past self.
About 2 hours ago.
Glad to hear it, friendo.
You still haven't gone to the store yet? Damn, that's some intense procrastination.
When my uncle passed away 2 months ago
Procrastinating literally the only i actually do. Lol
ay barry what's up
I strangely enjoyed reading that comic, not for the h but just reading it lol
age 9 when a nail went through my forehead
damn, didn't get the reference
mugi pussy ass nigga come on S O N
liking the D?
well I'm glad that worked out
the b6 poisoning though? How long is that gonna take?
finally downloaded war thunder and apparently there's ships
do you wanna cuddle and talk about it?
About to enjoy me some cake, how bout you?
Its too early to sleep, at least for me it is
Yeah, im just glad this time I was fast enough.
I absolutley love it so far.
>I want to give your waifu a hug so bad. She seems like she needs it those first 2 episodes...
>Stahp your making me blush. kek
Thanks. Honestly needed to do some good after how these last few days have been...
>Feels good man
Thats good! Welcome back
Refrain from anything lewd. Can't be too hard.
A few months ago when my uncle passed.
I think i missed a few words. Let's try that again.
Procrastinating is literally the only thing i actually do.
hey there, hows your day going?
Yeah, easy habit to pick up. I hope you can get to the store sooner or later.
It's all good, you'll have to excuse my movie fanaticism.
apparently as soon as the levels return to normal all symptoms leave. so I am making a new diet plan rn actually.
its hard for me but its for the best.
Hello crazy <3
Oh hi (You)
Thank you very much~
Whenever i look at my wallet.
Aye oy, I'm only crazy because of my canker sore!
I need to play War Thunder again. Shit was so fun and the things I've seen get added to it makes it look interesting. When did ships get added?
Eating some chips for me and getting ready for sleep.
not really :/
i was half joking lol
Ah came for a quick chit chat uh?
well we can still cuddle if you want.
so howcome you're never on discord anymore?
just woke up so it just started lol
something about the way your waifu is drawn makes her look really unique
maybe the shade of blue or something but winner has it too
sweet, what's in it?
kek are you a big movie guy?
What are some of your favourites?
how's everything going froggo?
dude literally no idea lol
just saw my friend playing world of tanks and he told me war thunder is basically the same but better and then I remembered all the fun times in the planes and tanks
then he's like "and the ships"
needless to say instantly downloaded that shit, gonna play it once I stop posting
Pray 4 u
Kek can't wait!
Favorite guy from the bat family
Oh man I forgot all about that! Gotta get me some hanayo
Hey licky licky
Dis dick 4 u bb
>was fast enough
I don't what to hear it. Might be hard for you to remember it
If i was any more relaxed i would die
Too bad i lost my Mi Liu pics
Ehh i should probably go now really. It's reasonably late, i guess.
Maybe in a little though.
like straight cried? I actually couldn't tell you. I think i'm defective like that. I even broke up with my fiance like half a year ago and didn't cry at all. I think the closest i got was playing the ending of cross channel, which while there wasn't tears, it was the closest i've been to crying in a loooong time. Fucking KEY.
Another low lewd thread. I like.
Hi there smugger
Going a bit better now that I'm home!
You're just a big ol' sweetheart~
Everything is well. Mood swings have calmed down and I can be a happy froggo
so far chinese and udon noodles, apples, egg whites, and the only drink is wateer, i still need a steady meat source, also are there any other important foods im missing?
So what you up to nigga?
Yes I am!
Last time I genuinely cried was when I watched Grave of the Fireflies, other times are just tearing up when lying in bed.
well good morning you.
ill stay on guard
I dunno, i think my bro pulled a prank or some shit on me
You certainly did, great way to clear the mind.
I got you fam
Onward towards the UR!
Yea, I would be on later but I need to sleep early.
>and the ships
I take it there is no boat girls though?
Bring it on.
Yeah, somewhat. Love movies.
Favorite? I mean I really like Star Wars.
Glad to hear it, man.
I hope you go soon.
i can give you somethin to make you less crazy.
u feel me?
Alien pussy, interesting
That artist that does Jitsu wa draws his characters really unique, they're almost really really cartoony at times, ESPECIALLY in the manga. How're you?
What sort of diet is it? I have a shitty diet, but I can help others with theirs
It's his voice and that solitary guitar. He sounds like he's tired, not physically, but spiritually, mentally. He's had a long tough life and he's ready for it to end.
Yeah. Other than your canker sore, whats new?
Your welcome friend :)
Steal any more nukes lately?
Its alright. The way I see it, bad things like that should not be forgotten, rather looked back on as a reminder of how things should be done and how I wont always succeed. It keeps me motivated to try my best all the time.
Yeah. Its helped a lot.
>OMG that pic tho.
it needs to be a complete diet minus anything with vitamin b6, preferably healthy and low fat, normal protein and carbs, and whatever else i need.
Sleep well friend
>Trip dubs checked
Are you still thirsty for me?
Still sucks, played overwatch.. think I want to buy it
Rory! I started Gate last night and I really like it
Pretty goood, talking to you guys here and playing ds3 with a friendo. How're you koko?
Love ya <3
Thank you almighty hand!
Ruri! It's really nice to see you, how is everything <3
You're gonna get all the hugs.
Something to relate to, but I can't quit. It just isn't in me to give up, not when I know there's the possibility for bliss.
It's there, ready to be taken. Begging for it. It's only honest, hard work that will bring its glory to hand.
No. I wasnt really playing it to much today. I just left it running.
Im off to bed. See you tomorrow.
I don't want you to think I'm a dick so I'll explain why I didn't say what I didn't say, personally I don't feel its my place to say something about your loss, I also don't like the phrase 'sorry for your loss' I can't really explain it but it doesn't feel like the most respectful thing you can say but there's nothing else you can say so it irritates me.
Sup my smugger
Thank you! How's starbucks?
Playing rome total war. You my nig nog?
I'll watch your 6
Closest I got was an eli SR. Felt really good
Hardly. And don't mention it, beautiful.
WUTS GUD NYGAAUH?
Well fuck me..
i think im going to hit the sack
Hey koko. Going great over here how bout you.
Naw fam. I only got 1 picture of Iowa in decent clothes although I wish there were more
I ain't leaving just yet but I will around for about another 30 minutes
Overwatch beta, I THINK I want to buy it..
>Huge milk tits
udon noodles are nice though
steak is love, steak is life
well I'm happy that's working out for
any update on the moving thing? how's your gf?
mugi W H Y
I enjoy this, not as much as Leb Anon but I enjoy this kek
how are you doing?
how's your day so far?
I hope, but probably no
Did you play war thunder when there were tanks or just planes?
that B25 mitchell is something alright
I never really got into star wars, too many movies to watch
only movie series that had that many parts to it that I watched was the pacific
I think it's the blush under the eyes. either way they look really good. I like it when aizawa's pupils get tiny kek
that was really weird to watch
at least he got dat pussy
sorry if I forgot to reply to someone
Hey! sounds like my night, without the ds3 and friendo haha. How was your day?
I like that .gif
Goodnight! Sleep well man :)
Saved motivation quote
I'm Doon good. You koko?
Happiness is short lived, and at the end of the day all you have are memories of a better time as you lay in bed praying for sleep to come so you can get a brief escape from the soul destroying despair.
Then are you going to bed after the sack-hitting
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
Glad to hear it! I'm doin pretty good. How was your day?
Ayoooo, hows it goin?
Starbucks is super busy. It's Frappuccino happy hour time and its just a bad time man
How are things with you?
Moving is going rather slow. Still in the raising funds stage, the lady is great. She has her road test soon and she's looking at cars.
Ooh. Nasty business. Hard to treat, too if it's all the way back there. Is it stress-induced?
12 year old dog died in 2012.
Ohime sama, please. It's impossible for your waifu to be cuter.
And yeah, Mirai is a troubled waifu, even though she appears aloof.
Yeah she's a qt~
kek, I think one of these should be distributed to every house in America.
Chill as can be. How about you?
Nice! What event was it?
Just chillin my nig
Very stressed induced Im afraid
Nice! I'm doing pretty good, my weekend starts now so I'm just hangin out. How was your day?
I wish my dick looked like that
sorry to everyone else I was talking to
>again just when the conversation is getting good
let's NOT do that though
i like u
i mean thats the plan.
>insert a lewd here
I ain't going easy
played it around when War thunder first released on steam so yea only planes. I was gonna play again with the tanks but ended up not.
Had a good day so far although slow can't wait to watch a movie with friends tomorrow though. How was your day?
>chill as can be
I fuckin love it, good to hear! How was your day?
Same same, what were you up to today man?
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
Ive heard a lot of good things about it. I havent tried it yet though
Yay! Are you having a good day friend?
Bye Miho. See you later friend. Sleep well
Haha did you like it that much? I didnt think it was anything special...
There might be one way...
Haha too funny. Im sure some people would not enjoy that though... kek
No problem man! Do you booboo :D
Thank you! Whats your waifu from?
Slow days are good days imo haha, what movie are you gonna see?
>guessing civil war
I'm gonna die <3
See ya Karen!! <3
Yes, and hugs make it that much better <3
Good sources of protein for that diet would be lamb and fish. B6 is found in beef, pork and poultry.
Gate is good. Kinda toned down from the manga but otherwise good.
Im Rory, but thanks! Work got busy for a bit there.
This thread needs some more smug.
Good news, I do not have cancer and Im about to start a free double dose of a strong drug for my Crohn's. Life is slowly picking back up!
Sigh, why me
Just some overwatch beta
It's got potential
>its not cancer
Fuckin nice man! I'm glad to hear it!
Looks like a pretty cute one, I'll check it out! Even though those aren't really my scene :P
kek that wasn't even intentional. Thanks, had a pretty swell day, got home way earlier thanks to no practice. You?
They'd probably burn it.
Same here. Love the reinhart
I'm sorry for asking and I cut my knuckle while washing the dishes lol. Saw white before it bled lol
Oh yes very soon for the 3Ms..
Can't remeber but it was the march-april one this year
Good. Except I cut my knuckle down to the bone. But it's all good lol
Hello welcome back!
I'm fine with that. Lewds only for the bun and the erp queen
I gotta keep a reminder when I'm in the field
>dont know what I was thinking
I would not think negatively about you for something like that, don't worry.
>but there's nothing else you can say so it irritates me.
I probably wouldn't know what to say either, Hols.
Still, I'm grateful you took the time to think about it.
I guessed right! haha, and yeah, I was reading these various things on cap and his Murica quotes, honestly gave me a freedom boner
I still need to try that! I only just realized today that its an open beta
Today a cute friend called me master
Thats what sama means, right?
What in the name of Shostakovich constitutes you yelling at me?
You used my pic! I'm so happy.
Hmm...how would you treat it, if it's on your uvula? At least lip ulcers can be covered and what not. What's got you so stressed?
Your talking about...ah! Wow, that's peculiar. Didn't realize that.
i'll fucking kiss you
its light hearted and happy
cuz you look like u got the sauce bb
thank you so much. now is there anything I am missing? I have pacific cod, baked, lamb, apples, watermelin, french bread, black cherries,egg whites, udon noodles, chinese noodles,, anything I am missing?