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Waifu Claiming thread
>Relaxed edition

The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XalMIYYgHt0
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Miho claimed
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RIP
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>>682871096
Put that away
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I don't want to sleep but I should.
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>>682871109
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im happy for no reason
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>I've become so numb
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>>682871392
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>>682871263
Masturbate.
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kagami claimed!!
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>>682871397
>wake me up inside
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>>682871257
No.
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>>682871395
I am no-ok maybe I act like a cat. I like ruining perfectly good things for no reason.
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>>682871397
must be really cold out.
Good thing you got such a warm heart.
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Milinda claim
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Cringe is thread is over there, bud.
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Bubblehead nurse claimed
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>>682871606
Yuuko is always so sweet
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>>682871396
I wish that still happened.

>>682871397
>angst

>>682871478
Why though
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burp

>>682871726
you tried
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>>682871488
All around me are familiar faces

>>682870148 #
Welcome back brother

>shinoa bro
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>>682871488
>CAN'T WAKE UP

>>682871606
>Good thing you got such a warm heart.
It won't stay warm forever. I'll lose my energy eventually.
>Thanks anyway, you are too kind and cute

>>682871742
This
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>>682871491
k bye lol you ded
in b4 hax
in b4 VAC
>>682871597
That's not anon...

It's a me
>waggle edited out eyebrowse
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4AM claim
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>>682871627
Hello
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>>682871606

>Tomocorn
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>>682871804
>quote

I'm too high
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>>682871744
It'll make you tired.
>>682871842
You're up late.
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>>682871726
Is you is maybe is can speak is like is america?
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>>682871903
Hello again friend
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>>682871742
It's never enough.

>>682871842
You say that like you can't have others help warm it up when you're tired.
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>>682871861
Bitch please.
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>>682871804
>>682871804
i still forgot to listen to Tenacious D again dont hurt me
ive been listening to Primus and Butthole Surfers all day
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>>682871473
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>>682871875
6AM is better.
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>>682871981
Yessa massa
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>>682871627
Heyyyy

>shinoa bro
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>>682870847
Wow that's a lot.
I've only got a couple commander decks.

One Avacyn, Angel of Hope, the other is Kruphix.
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>>682871739
Hey welcome back!
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>>682871980
I might just sleep instead.

>>682871875
You should sleep, too.
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>>682872118
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>>682871744
;(
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>>682872062
It's always enough <3~
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>>682871875
>>682872279
Both of yall need sleep
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>>682872279
>>682872424
Make me.
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>>682872070
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>>682872166
Is that is better.
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>>682872012
Lots of threads tonight.
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Do we really need tonsils, I have people who had their tonsils removed before.. swear to god this canker sore is making me wanna rip mine out!

Also Yuno claim
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>>682872587
They literally never stop
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>>682871980
I know... But I don't really care today. I guess I won't sleep tonight

>>682872062
Well, you always warm it up, so... thanks Yuuko <3
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>>682872585
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Talentless hacks
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>>682872613
im pretty sure tonsils are useless
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>>682872424
It's 10 pm.

>>682872400
:^(

>>682872546
No.
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>>682872188
Hi Shinoa!

>>682872587
Yeah, kinda confusing... Oh well

>>682872613
Hi Yuno
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>>682872639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgQEuPw942c&ab_channel=PickNickle
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>>682872727
no u
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>>682872613
>cancer sore
>tonsil

yo that shouldn't be there
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>>682872639
There where 2 at one time anon. Do you even look at the catalog?
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This anomaly's out, g'night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kE3my5h74I
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>>682872668
Seriously, why try?
Why live?
>>682872790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18qm_D8OZWk
>>682872860
That's because of horrible bakers. I do not allow multi-threading cancer.
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>>682872766
So you sitting home relaxing?
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>>682872102
dude literally why just listen to them right now
or better yet watch their movie
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>>682872753
Why do we even have it?? All it does is make us puke if touched, while its fine for hosts to pue out their alcohol.. the rest of us its useless!

>>682872766
Hello he who has a waifu I am unfamiliar of but have seen in threads

>>682872824
CANKER no cancer canKer NOT canCer
Theres a difference
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Shiragami Youko claimed.

>>682872824
This.

>>682873050
Father Spiegel is always here to provide us with his fresh-baked bread anytime we run out of it.
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>>682873050
> I do not allow multi-threading cancer.

>based
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>>682872546
>
I'mma be watching nigga

>>682872613
Depending how bad the inflammation is. The tonsil is the first defense for your mouth

>>682872765
GOT TO SLEEP! YOU LITTLE SISTER SAYS SO!!

>>682872766
How you doing milinda?

>>682872790
>
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>>682872824
>>682873194
yeah theres a huge difference lol

>>682873194
i dont know why we have them
also i think the thing that makes us throw up when its touched is the uvala
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>>682873438
>you
Meant your
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>>682873194
ay that still shouldn't be back there. i'll suck ya dick.
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>>682872279
Alright.
>>682872661
If you do you're gonna have to stick to it though, go all day without sleep then go to sleep at a reasonable time tomorrow night to get your schedule back.
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>>682873194
Probably something that hasn't done us enough harm to warrant it leaving via evolution over the course of thousands of years. Much like a tailbone or appendix.
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>>682873057
Yeah. Tired after today. I got a good workout for once... kek

>>682873194
Haha im Milinda. Ive seen you around too, nice to meet you

>>682873438
Not too bad, actually had a good day
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>>682872790
I didn't check before I shared mine....
Fuck you, nigger 1v1 me
>>682873412
God damn right I am. Keep away the sex driven puberty kids, too. Seriously, fuck you guys.
>>682873420
I mean, other can multi-thread, but they're missing out on fresh, buttery, flakey bread.
>>682873547
Kill you'reself
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Akiko minase claimed
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Goodnight beautifuls
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>>682873983
yo Ruri

>>682874240
rip Yuuko
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>>682873438
Ughhh of all the places to get a canker sore.. this shits making me not want to eat

>>682873510
Wait the tonsil itself doesnt make us puke?

>>682873567
Hows that going to help with my sore??

>>682873702
I would add adam's apple since if its punched in, we'd choke to death BUT it does help use identify the trannies insisting they're born female rather than admit the truth

>>682873973
Likewise, wish we met in better.. timing, like for real this canker sore is driving me insane

>>682873983
Something wrong?
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>>682873983
Show me your butt
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>>682873978
>Seriously, fuck you guys.
Papa Spiegel's Signature Tough Love Bread™
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>>682873973
My work out was lifting this sandwich lol.
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So i did this tonight
Hows everyone elses night goin
>moka
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>>682873573
Most times when I try, I fall asleep around noon and wake up ~7hrs later, completely fucking up my sleep schedule again.
I hope it doesn't happen this time

>>682874240
Good night beautiful <3

>>682873983
Noticed
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>>682874240
Night.

Love, Tomo.
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Been a while since i posted it, so here's the counter for the day.

SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Hugs: 26
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 72
Dio mustaches things: 9
Rattles: 30
Burger: 2
Kagami x Magumin no u cuter: 16
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>>682874326
>hows that gonna help

hows it not gonna help
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>>682874326
no
i think the tonsils are like IN the throat or something like that
the only reason i know this stuff is because i got strep throat as a kid and nearly had to get my tonsils taken out

>>682873122
im putting shit on my phone
i might as well do it now
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>>682874240
RIP

Night sweet princess
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>>682874432
I do not understand this picture but I will assume this is a good thing.
I'm doing alright, I could be worse.
But now Pinky's here and I have someone to talk to.

>>682874632
Add these complimentary rattles to your counter for your hard work.
>Rattle rattle
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>>682873983
Hello.
>>682874240
Goodnight.
>>682874447
Do you have any alarms you could set? Or are there any vidya or something you could play to keep you awake?
I have the same problem but like a strict hour nap usually works.
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>>682874636
You're just looking for an excuse to suck me off!

>>682874672
Then wtf is that thing dangling around like a punching bag? I thought THAT was the tonsils
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>>682874632
thank you based shizuru

>>682874672
das it mane
master exploder and kickapoo
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>>682873973
Ground crew work? Any interesting story today?

>>682873978
:(

>>682873983
Hey ruri

>>682874326
Gargle some apple cider conger for a good 30 seconds. Doesn't have to be continuous. Just as long you get 30 seconds in

>>682874432
Lucky!

>>682874240
Night gorgeous

>>682874133
Hi
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How goes it?

>Best idol claimed
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>>682874632
y-you've been counting????
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I guess I might as well try.
Goodnight everyone.
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>>682874830
Gambling i started with 60
Hit a quarter machine for 2000 quarters
Then again for 400 more
>>682874994
I was so excited
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>>682874994
Don't have any of that.. mother has told me to juust gargle with warm salt water
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>>682874994
I didn't even check to see who it was, but I must meme.
If you don't meme, your an moran and need to Ky'res
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>>682875145
Night, Tiddies.
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>>682874848
>implying i need a good reason

the dangly thing is the uvula
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>>682874848
thats the uvula
>dont look up uvula then go to images somebody pierced their uvula

>>682874862
alright ill be here for a bit im putting some Butthole Surfers on my phone right now give me like 10 minutes
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>>682874830
Thanks for the rattles
>Rattles
Also, definitely not hard work. I probably miss a very non-trivial number of the things i'm supposed to be counting, just because my attention is divided. Oh well.

>>682875040
Yup. Since yesterday (My time), i was actually a little worried you two were fighting with how little was on there at the end of the first day.
Today hasn't seemed to had any problems, so congrats on your fixed ship.

I'll add my usual disclaimer since people keep taking my counting wrong.
It's not a demerit. It's just me amusing myself.
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Gonna go ahead and claim lum -datcha
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Obligatory claim.

>>682875145
Goodnight, Gold. sleep warm and well.
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>>682874835
I usually turn the alarms off while still half asleep, so they don't help. I'll probably listen to music and play vidya.
>Strict hour nap
I can't be strict with my sleep, not enough willpower.
Thanks for the advice, bestbro
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>>682875145
Goodnight.
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>>682875145
night night

>>682875424
ayo hand bro, how are you doing?
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>>682875424
Hello, Alexhander. How's life?

>Shizuru
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>>682875202
Congratulation, my dude.

>>682874848
T-that's your uvula...
It's been there your whole life, how...?
Your tonsils are those odd-looking things on the sides of the back of your throat, just behind your uvula.

If you have a sore on your uvula, get it checked out, I'm serious.
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>>682874326
Im sorry friend. I know how you feel. Those suck

>>682874416
Sounds like a top tier workout... kek
I went Kayaking for like 5 hours after work...
>My arms are dead

>>682874994
I actually flew my first water rescue today.

>>682875026
Hey Maki!
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>>682875398
Blue waffle
>>682875424
Enjoy the hammer?
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>>682875026
Going good. Cut my knuckle deep enough for me to see the white before it bled but it's good. You?
>
>>682875677
How was it? Sounds epic
>

>>682875145
Night Galky

>>682875202
Envy you

>>682875219
Got honey? Warm honey helps

>>682875239
Oh
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>>682875408
oh naw, we weren't fighting, just some complications and stuff!! it's how it goes!!
>thanks!!!
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>>682875581
Am i a winner yet youko-chan
>>682875863
You really dont you just envy my one good time at winstar
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>>682875434
I swear I must do that sometimes too, I can only do those 1 hour naps because of my phone alarms. You're welcome Best Bro.
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>>682875677
I live too deep in the city for that. But i live on the beach and don't have a boat.
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>>682875252
You WOULD know, lol slut I bet u suked 100 dicks

>>682875398
....Now I feel like a dumbass.. shoulda paid attention to biology


>>682875863
I'm.. sure we have that lying around.. I tend to buy my own grocery despite living with my parents
>>682875581
It's a canker sore, I get these faily common.. im just unlocky to get it way the fuck back there making swallow suck a load of horse manure

>>682875677
Worse part is I get these faily common
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If dubs you must post you're waifu's butt.
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>>682875863
When I was a kid my mother did that to her knuckle with what basically amounted to an oversized cheese-grater. Still not sure what that tool was used for. First time I ever puked without being sick.

>>682875970
>Am I winner yet
You've been a winner, Pinky.
Just not on my caliber.
That's okay though, because that's pretty much impossible.
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>>682875768
old meme
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>>682876089
i havn't succ'd that many dicks, only like 5, you can be 6 if you want
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Late claim
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Lucina from FE Awakening claimed
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>>682875252
Whenever I see this gif I'm gonna think about how last night you asked about KanColle for

'Scientific purposes'
>masturbation
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>>682876236
lol slut kill urself
>Dont do that

>>682876349
Good evening

>>682876377
Excellent taste
>dubs checked
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>>682876089
>I get these fairly common
Any particular reason, like a condition or...?
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>>682874291
Hey Mugi.

>>682874326
My aunt passed away a few hours ago.

>>682874328
I'd rather not.

>>682874447
Emi, deberías hacerle caso a Hols y descansar...

>>682874835
Hello, Hols.
It's been a while since I last asked, have you gotten a decent amount of sleep lately?

>>682874994
Hey Shinoa, good to see you.
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>>682875863
Was really interesting, the guy we rescued had been hit by the prop on a fishing boat... Not pretty... We saved him though! :)

>>682876037
I want a boat, but even with my paychecks, I still cant really afford a nice one...

>>682876089
I used to get them a lot... They suck

>>682876349
Mirai! <3
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>>682876221
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>>682875863
Not bad, tried to play some Overwatch today but the beta is being a cunt.

Jesus Christ how'd you manage that?

>>682875677
Hi Milinda! How are you?
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>>682876485
rude
>i'll meet you out back in 5 minutes
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>>682876842
Id be happy with a jon boat or least a jet ski.
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>>682876766
Gracias, pero no.
Y lamento la pérdida Ruri, mi más sincero pésame. Que descanse en paz.
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>>682876766
Lately yeah, not last night though since I had to get up early for something, going to make it up tonight for sure though. Thanks for asking.
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>>682876708
Not that am I aware of.

>>682876766
my condolences, much like Akiko, we're here for ya

>>682876842
I must have the worst possible placement, I dont even want to eat becasue of it

>>682877074
We'll bang, okay?
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>>682877238
i uh..
ok..
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>>682876485
>best yandere detected
Evening to you as well. What's crackin'?

>>682876842
Hey Mili! Was just watching Heavy Object. On ep 5 right now.
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>>682877238
I understood this reference
approval to you, yuno
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>>682875970
Still tho

>>682876089
Warm honey and lime, brother. Unless you have tequila. Jajaja

>>682876181
I was washing dishes and I broke it for scrubbing it a bit too hard. Eh it had a crack in it so it was gonna break sooner or later. Rubbing alcohol doesn't at all when I doused it

>>682876349
And there were 3...

>>682876766
What's up my dude?

>>682876842
Good to know he's alive! Saving people's lives is a great feel

>>682877059
Had problems with the Internet so I feel you. It wasnt bad really. Read my third reply


>tfw the 3M are here
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Atago.exe is now offline

Good night, fellow weebs
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>>682877328
Dont you leave me dangling in the winds out there.

>>682877388
I got cake! Even tho its going to suck when I swallow it

>>682877417
My nigga, hahahah

>>682877541
>tequila
NIGGA of course we got that! Might drink some myself tomorrow doing the fight

>>682877756
Sleep tight
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>>682875545
I've been better, thanks for asking.

I hope you're doing well.

>>682875768
For the most part, not really. Glad to I can converse with y'all again, how's your night going?

>>682875559
It's going okay, nothing really worthy of note, you?
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>>682877756
Good night Atago!
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>>682877059
Really sore... But also really happy :)

>>682877116
I wouldnt mind a jet ski. Those are fun

>>682877238
Those are the absolute worst... Ive only had a couple like that

>>682877388
Awesome. I just watched Beyond the Boundary ep 3 earlier today

>>682877541
It really is.
>Dont start this... kek
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>>682877756
Goodnight Milktanker.
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>>682877541
>3
Hm?
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>>682877826
>dangling
kek'd

i mean i probably wont
maybe
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>>682877756
night night atabro

>>682877916
shit huh, what's going on?
I'm registering for the SAT 2 because apparently I don't get to register for my courses until I do lol
they didn't send me an email or anything up till the end of the semester
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>>682877916
Playing some overwatch, trying to think up a new nickname to give you on the side.
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>>682878057
I have numbing stuff for a breif relief but I kinda gag everytime I apply it, anywho how are ya??

>>682878244
You have a dirty mind..
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>>682877541
>rubbing alcohol doesn't (hurt?) at all when I doused it
Could be in shock, but it's unlikely over such a wee-but-deep injury.
Still, however sterilizing it is, rubbing alcohol should sting like a motherfucker.

>Isopropyl best household cleaner ever
>Isopropyl best needle cleaner ever
>Isopropyl best wound cleaner ever
>Rubbing alcohol is the Winner's Cleaner™
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im gonna follow suit and go to sleep too, ill see everyone tomorrow!!!! good night, sleep tight and sweet dreams too everyone!!!!
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>>682878057
Damit I want to go down to the beach now but the weather is shit.
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>>682878283
It's not worth going into.

Yeah, that's how those work sadly. They really don't tell you anything, just sort of expect you to know. I'm glad you figured it out though, heh.

You're doing that right now?

>>682878434
I hope Overwatch is fun.
>I love nicknames, makes me feel special
>Thank you.
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>>682877756
Night atago!

>>682877826
DO IT!

>>682878057
Man incantation wait to save lives in the medical field!
>
>>682878122
How's it going?
>

>>682878487
Night kagami!

>>682878633
>handy dandy
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>>682878487
Good night Kagami!
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>>682878455
my mind is mildly lewd

>>682878575
beach?
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>>682878633
yeah but thankfully I got like an 1840 on the sat 1 so I don't have to try too hard on this one.
the schedule is the issue though. I gotta get back to saudi arabia to renew my visa and head down to the beirut embassy for some papers. and I got my finals in the coming weeks. it's all really fucky lol
what's new with you though, hand bro?

>>682878487
night night kagami
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>>682878724
>flop
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>>682877756
Sleep tight.

>>682877541
Yeah didn't even get to a single match, super duper salty.

Damn dude, going harder than Fetty I see.

The powers that be.

>>682878057
Kayaking seems like it'll destroy your arms, repeated motions and what not. What's got you in a good mood?
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>>682879155
early bake
boss killing
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>>682878844
yes

>>682878963
>
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>>682878724
Cute nick name, heh.

>>682878936
Damn, that sounds busy. I hope it goes by smoothly, adorable.

>Saudi Arabia
>I don't like sand...

I just got out of the shower to try and calm down a bit, might listen to some music. That's pretty much my night so far.
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>>682878724
I'll probably come here drunk tomrrow heheh

>>682878844
Yare yare, can't be helped
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>>682878963
>
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>>682871397
>I can't feel you there
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tenacious d is corny is hell
i dont think i like them but i like Tribute though
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