Waifu Claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
must be really cold out.
Good thing you got such a warm heart.
I wish that still happened.
All around me are familiar faces
Welcome back brother
>CAN'T WAKE UP
>Good thing you got such a warm heart.
It won't stay warm forever. I'll lose my energy eventually.
>Thanks anyway, you are too kind and cute
k bye lol you ded
in b4 hax
in b4 VAC
That's not anon...
It's a me
>waggle edited out eyebrowse
It'll make you tired.
You're up late.
Hello again friend
It's never enough.
You say that like you can't have others help warm it up when you're tired.
i still forgot to listen to Tenacious D again dont hurt me
ive been listening to Primus and Butthole Surfers all day
Wow that's a lot.
I've only got a couple commander decks.
One Avacyn, Angel of Hope, the other is Kruphix.
I might just sleep instead.
You should sleep, too.
Is that is better.
Lots of threads tonight.
Do we really need tonsils, I have people who had their tonsils removed before.. swear to god this canker sore is making me wanna rip mine out!
Also Yuno claim
I know... But I don't really care today. I guess I won't sleep tonight
Well, you always warm it up, so... thanks Yuuko <3
It's 10 pm.
Yeah, kinda confusing... Oh well
yo that shouldn't be there
There where 2 at one time anon. Do you even look at the catalog?
This anomaly's out, g'night.
Seriously, why try?
That's because of horrible bakers. I do not allow multi-threading cancer.
So you sitting home relaxing?
dude literally why just listen to them right now
or better yet watch their movie
Why do we even have it?? All it does is make us puke if touched, while its fine for hosts to pue out their alcohol.. the rest of us its useless!
Hello he who has a waifu I am unfamiliar of but have seen in threads
CANKER no cancer canKer NOT canCer
Theres a difference
Shiragami Youko claimed.
Father Spiegel is always here to provide us with his fresh-baked bread anytime we run out of it.
> I do not allow multi-threading cancer.
I'mma be watching nigga
Depending how bad the inflammation is. The tonsil is the first defense for your mouth
GOT TO SLEEP! YOU LITTLE SISTER SAYS SO!!
How you doing milinda?
yeah theres a huge difference lol
i dont know why we have them
also i think the thing that makes us throw up when its touched is the uvala
ay that still shouldn't be back there. i'll suck ya dick.
If you do you're gonna have to stick to it though, go all day without sleep then go to sleep at a reasonable time tomorrow night to get your schedule back.
Probably something that hasn't done us enough harm to warrant it leaving via evolution over the course of thousands of years. Much like a tailbone or appendix.
Yeah. Tired after today. I got a good workout for once... kek
Haha im Milinda. Ive seen you around too, nice to meet you
Not too bad, actually had a good day
I didn't check before I shared mine....
Fuck you, nigger 1v1 me
God damn right I am. Keep away the sex driven puberty kids, too. Seriously, fuck you guys.
I mean, other can multi-thread, but they're missing out on fresh, buttery, flakey bread.
Ughhh of all the places to get a canker sore.. this shits making me not want to eat
Wait the tonsil itself doesnt make us puke?
Hows that going to help with my sore??
I would add adam's apple since if its punched in, we'd choke to death BUT it does help use identify the trannies insisting they're born female rather than admit the truth
Likewise, wish we met in better.. timing, like for real this canker sore is driving me insane
>Seriously, fuck you guys.
Papa Spiegel's Signature Tough Love Bread™
My work out was lifting this sandwich lol.
So i did this tonight
Hows everyone elses night goin
Most times when I try, I fall asleep around noon and wake up ~7hrs later, completely fucking up my sleep schedule again.
I hope it doesn't happen this time
Good night beautiful <3
Been a while since i posted it, so here's the counter for the day.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 72
Dio mustaches things: 9
Kagami x Magumin no u cuter: 16
>hows that gonna help
hows it not gonna help
i think the tonsils are like IN the throat or something like that
the only reason i know this stuff is because i got strep throat as a kid and nearly had to get my tonsils taken out
im putting shit on my phone
i might as well do it now
Night sweet princess
I do not understand this picture but I will assume this is a good thing.
I'm doing alright, I could be worse.
But now Pinky's here and I have someone to talk to.
Add these complimentary rattles to your counter for your hard work.
Do you have any alarms you could set? Or are there any vidya or something you could play to keep you awake?
I have the same problem but like a strict hour nap usually works.
You're just looking for an excuse to suck me off!
Then wtf is that thing dangling around like a punching bag? I thought THAT was the tonsils
thank you based shizuru
das it mane
master exploder and kickapoo
Ground crew work? Any interesting story today?
Gargle some apple cider conger for a good 30 seconds. Doesn't have to be continuous. Just as long you get 30 seconds in
y-you've been counting????
Gambling i started with 60
Hit a quarter machine for 2000 quarters
Then again for 400 more
I was so excited
Don't have any of that.. mother has told me to juust gargle with warm salt water
>implying i need a good reason
the dangly thing is the uvula
thats the uvula
>dont look up uvula then go to images somebody pierced their uvula
alright ill be here for a bit im putting some Butthole Surfers on my phone right now give me like 10 minutes
Thanks for the rattles
Also, definitely not hard work. I probably miss a very non-trivial number of the things i'm supposed to be counting, just because my attention is divided. Oh well.
Yup. Since yesterday (My time), i was actually a little worried you two were fighting with how little was on there at the end of the first day.
Today hasn't seemed to had any problems, so congrats on your fixed ship.
I'll add my usual disclaimer since people keep taking my counting wrong.
It's not a demerit. It's just me amusing myself.
Gonna go ahead and claim lum -datcha
Goodnight, Gold. sleep warm and well.
I usually turn the alarms off while still half asleep, so they don't help. I'll probably listen to music and play vidya.
>Strict hour nap
I can't be strict with my sleep, not enough willpower.
Thanks for the advice, bestbro
ayo hand bro, how are you doing?
Congratulation, my dude.
T-that's your uvula...
It's been there your whole life, how...?
Your tonsils are those odd-looking things on the sides of the back of your throat, just behind your uvula.
If you have a sore on your uvula, get it checked out, I'm serious.
Im sorry friend. I know how you feel. Those suck
Sounds like a top tier workout... kek
I went Kayaking for like 5 hours after work...
>My arms are dead
I actually flew my first water rescue today.
Going good. Cut my knuckle deep enough for me to see the white before it bled but it's good. You?
How was it? Sounds epic
Got honey? Warm honey helps
oh naw, we weren't fighting, just some complications and stuff!! it's how it goes!!
Am i a winner yet youko-chan
You really dont you just envy my one good time at winstar
I swear I must do that sometimes too, I can only do those 1 hour naps because of my phone alarms. You're welcome Best Bro.
I live too deep in the city for that. But i live on the beach and don't have a boat.
You WOULD know, lol slut I bet u suked 100 dicks
....Now I feel like a dumbass.. shoulda paid attention to biology
I'm.. sure we have that lying around.. I tend to buy my own grocery despite living with my parents
It's a canker sore, I get these faily common.. im just unlocky to get it way the fuck back there making swallow suck a load of horse manure
Worse part is I get these faily common
When I was a kid my mother did that to her knuckle with what basically amounted to an oversized cheese-grater. Still not sure what that tool was used for. First time I ever puked without being sick.
>Am I winner yet
You've been a winner, Pinky.
Just not on my caliber.
That's okay though, because that's pretty much impossible.
i havn't succ'd that many dicks, only like 5, you can be 6 if you want
Lucina from FE Awakening claimed
Whenever I see this gif I'm gonna think about how last night you asked about KanColle for
lol slut kill urself
>Dont do that
>I get these fairly common
Any particular reason, like a condition or...?
My aunt passed away a few hours ago.
I'd rather not.
Emi, deberías hacerle caso a Hols y descansar...
It's been a while since I last asked, have you gotten a decent amount of sleep lately?
Hey Shinoa, good to see you.
Was really interesting, the guy we rescued had been hit by the prop on a fishing boat... Not pretty... We saved him though! :)
I want a boat, but even with my paychecks, I still cant really afford a nice one...
I used to get them a lot... They suck
Not bad, tried to play some Overwatch today but the beta is being a cunt.
Jesus Christ how'd you manage that?
Hi Milinda! How are you?
>i'll meet you out back in 5 minutes
Id be happy with a jon boat or least a jet ski.
Gracias, pero no.
Y lamento la pérdida Ruri, mi más sincero pésame. Que descanse en paz.
Lately yeah, not last night though since I had to get up early for something, going to make it up tonight for sure though. Thanks for asking.
Not that am I aware of.
my condolences, much like Akiko, we're here for ya
I must have the worst possible placement, I dont even want to eat becasue of it
We'll bang, okay?
>best yandere detected
Evening to you as well. What's crackin'?
Hey Mili! Was just watching Heavy Object. On ep 5 right now.
I understood this reference
approval to you, yuno
Warm honey and lime, brother. Unless you have tequila. Jajaja
I was washing dishes and I broke it for scrubbing it a bit too hard. Eh it had a crack in it so it was gonna break sooner or later. Rubbing alcohol doesn't at all when I doused it
And there were 3...
What's up my dude?
Good to know he's alive! Saving people's lives is a great feel
Had problems with the Internet so I feel you. It wasnt bad really. Read my third reply
>tfw the 3M are here
Dont you leave me dangling in the winds out there.
I got cake! Even tho its going to suck when I swallow it
My nigga, hahahah
NIGGA of course we got that! Might drink some myself tomorrow doing the fight
I've been better, thanks for asking.
I hope you're doing well.
For the most part, not really. Glad to I can converse with y'all again, how's your night going?
It's going okay, nothing really worthy of note, you?
Really sore... But also really happy :)
I wouldnt mind a jet ski. Those are fun
Those are the absolute worst... Ive only had a couple like that
Awesome. I just watched Beyond the Boundary ep 3 earlier today
It really is.
>Dont start this... kek
i mean i probably wont
night night atabro
shit huh, what's going on?
I'm registering for the SAT 2 because apparently I don't get to register for my courses until I do lol
they didn't send me an email or anything up till the end of the semester
Playing some overwatch, trying to think up a new nickname to give you on the side.
I have numbing stuff for a breif relief but I kinda gag everytime I apply it, anywho how are ya??
You have a dirty mind..
>rubbing alcohol doesn't (hurt?) at all when I doused it
Could be in shock, but it's unlikely over such a wee-but-deep injury.
Still, however sterilizing it is, rubbing alcohol should sting like a motherfucker.
>Isopropyl best household cleaner ever
>Isopropyl best needle cleaner ever
>Isopropyl best wound cleaner ever
>Rubbing alcohol is the Winner's Cleaner™
im gonna follow suit and go to sleep too, ill see everyone tomorrow!!!! good night, sleep tight and sweet dreams too everyone!!!!
Damit I want to go down to the beach now but the weather is shit.
It's not worth going into.
Yeah, that's how those work sadly. They really don't tell you anything, just sort of expect you to know. I'm glad you figured it out though, heh.
You're doing that right now?
I hope Overwatch is fun.
>I love nicknames, makes me feel special
Man incantation wait to save lives in the medical field!
How's it going?
yeah but thankfully I got like an 1840 on the sat 1 so I don't have to try too hard on this one.
the schedule is the issue though. I gotta get back to saudi arabia to renew my visa and head down to the beirut embassy for some papers. and I got my finals in the coming weeks. it's all really fucky lol
what's new with you though, hand bro?
night night kagami
Yeah didn't even get to a single match, super duper salty.
Damn dude, going harder than Fetty I see.
The powers that be.
Kayaking seems like it'll destroy your arms, repeated motions and what not. What's got you in a good mood?
Cute nick name, heh.
Damn, that sounds busy. I hope it goes by smoothly, adorable.
>I don't like sand...
I just got out of the shower to try and calm down a bit, might listen to some music. That's pretty much my night so far.
I'll probably come here drunk tomrrow heheh
Yare yare, can't be helped