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Anons have you ever fucked a passed out chick? Fondled or anything like that?
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maybe
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>>682869445
She looks fucking drugged m8
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>>682869445
is she dead?
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>>682869100
You mean raped?
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>>682869445
Thats actually pretty creepy...
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>>682869931
And...?
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>>682869100
Nope never. Had plenty of opportunities but I'm not a rapist. Turned down a few conscious girls too for being too drunk too.

Something I have done a bunch of times though is beat up guys for molesting overly drunk girls at parties.
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Yes, a few ...it's a crazy rush
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>>682869100
my old room mate used to pass out drunk on the couch a lot. usually she wouldnt wake up for anything so every now an then i would put my finger in her vagina or rub on her boobs
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>>682870217
Zozzle
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>>682869923
she aint kill
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yes, gf. passed out and i had blue balls, so i just pulled her panties down, ate her asshole, then put it in her pussy. came quickly and buckets worth. watched my cum slip out of her lifeless pussy, then cleaned it up, pulled her panties up and that was it. would recommend.
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>>682870254
>making up stories about beating up dudes
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No.

I did get buttfucked in the ass though once while I was passed out by a closet fag.
Shit sucked.
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>>682869100

This is pretty low,
But then again nothing is below 4chan.
Also nice dubs.
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>>682870599
did you not notice or something?
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>>682869445
Goddamn it Tara Reid! get your fucking life together!
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>>682870666
Nice trips
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>>682870599
What how what ?-?
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>>682870678
I was face down in my own vomit when it happened.

It was a point where I was conscious enough to realize it was happening but not enough to really protest or fight it. If that makes any sense. It's hard to explain.
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>>682870779
Them be ugly tits
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I fingered a sleeping girl once. Not proud of it. She's a minor celebrity now.
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>>682870779
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>>682870666
Says Satan himself. Get off your high hell hound
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>>682870599
Did you like it?
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>>682870878
No that makes a bit of sense I geuss did you submit a rape charge?
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>>682870880
i bet they feel nice tho
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>>682870880
Really?...that's the only ugly thing you see?
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>>682870878
I'm sorry that happened to you.
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My cousin. We're into a each other, just not open about it, and she kinda guided my hands to feel her tits as she pretended to sleep. I had plenty of opportunities to fuck her, but I never crossed that line and it's too late now.
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Everyone of these girls is someone's daughter guys!
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hell yes. id get a few drinks in my wife, and shed pas out for the night. and she was a very heavy sleeper. id sneak her panties down, rub her pussy a little bit to get her wet, and then id move my way in.
i loved fucking her conscious too, but it was kinda nice to get my nut off and be done.
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Oc Tuesday night
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>>682871176
You bitched out. I bet you regret it
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I had the chance once and I didn't take it, younger me was such a faggot.
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>>682870878
Shut up, you loved it.
Round 2?
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>>682871028
I bet they feel like lumpy skin bags >^< yuck
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>>682871240
oh hai dad
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>>682871101
Her ears as well
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>>682871415
Sooooo...tits?
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>>682871494
Christ, I know right?
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>>682871286
Wouldn't be the first time, I bitched out with plenty of other girls too.
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>>682871516
I am rolling my eyes SO hard >•<
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>>682871269
interesting
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>>682871642

Not sure if dead or high as fuck
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>>682869445

I'm pretty sure she is dead.
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>>682871838
Skin her
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>>682870254
damn. an actual IRL white knight.
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>>682869445
Nise skin
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>>682871642
How's it like fucking a corpse?
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>>682870799
wait....srs?
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>>682869100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
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>>682871642
You >>682870899
You >>682870779
>>682869445
That's looks like some necrophila
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>>682872043
about like your mum
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>>682872043
I think it's just drugged up bad
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Yah, had a girlfriend that was into some kinky shit so several times I got her black out drunk on purpose so I could use her as I pleased. She loved the idea and even made a video explaining how it was something she wanted and consented to in case things went sideways and some how the police found me fucking an unconscious woman. I just took pictures and video to show her the next day.

Unfortunately it didn't happen very much because she couldn't handle the hangovers.
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>>682872182
yeah, no
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Finger my fiance maybe one or two nights a week, some times her ass, sometimes with my penis.
Occasionally I stick one of her fingers up my ass, never put my dick in her mouth though, she would wake up right away
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>>682872394
0•0 the fuck
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>>682872184
where is the scars from the belly?
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>>682870254
implying being molested isnt what they girls wanted when they started chuggin that vodka
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>>682872394
pretty sure that girl is dead ...
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I'm into necro cp, you wouldn't know what that is.
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Sometimes I like to feel up my little sister when she's sleeping.
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>>682872394
Threesomes are gay
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>>682872541
My man
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the gf comes home drunk or on drugs sometimes
sometimes she passes out and we still have sex

other than that nothing special. I just cum on her and wipe it once I'm done.
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>>682870878
you liked it, faggot
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>>682872506
different girl
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>>682872277
Why didn't you guys switch over to prescription drugs?
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>>682872635
dont count me out ... im open minded
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>>682872658
I think you are missing the FUCKING point here
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>>682871028
I've been to that house. It's in Houston.
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>>682872541
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>>682872394
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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I got my girlfriend's bff little sister pretty wasted and played around with her. Fun time
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>>682872506
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>>682872618
butthole pics?
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>>682872834
All I am saying two dudes fucking one chick is kind of gay dude
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>>682872711
definitely drug then
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>>682872887
pics?
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>>682872887
Details bruh
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>>682872933
Troll
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>>682872900
anything is possible with a good personality. Mostly rape. but anything
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>>682872933
Your gay
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>>682872711
nice! more of her?
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>>682871269
Anymore?
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>>682872933
How is it gay tho? Two guys enjoying some pussy sounds straight af
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>>682869100
My sister
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>>682872717
No access besides some opiates. Honestly it was just easier to get her drunk then for her to go to the doctor to try to get some sleeping pills. I think she also kind of wanted to actually spend time with me too.

It's a great night for me but she'd wouldn't remember most of it.
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yup
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>>682873200
post pic faggit
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>>682872394
ultra fakeeee
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>>682873183
What if the dicks touch?
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>>682872902
shes face up in every pic ive seen....
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>>682873228
how much alcohol did it take to bring that down?
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>>682872662

For Cosby, the blue pill and the red pill are both rohypnol
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>>682873246
Cp against the rules
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>>682873329
not gay yet
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>>682872662
Kek
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>>682873376
a lot she was wasted at the bar and then we did quite a number of shots in the appt
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>>682873457
what, are you a faggit that follows the rules?
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>>682872831
I wish I could include you, but you know...morality and shit.
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>>682873376
At least one harpoon's worth.
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>>682873463
How is that not gay? I think you misunderstand gayness
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>>682873624
Yes
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>>682873457
kill yourself pedobear
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>>682873606
did you fuck her at least?
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>>682873735
Haw haw
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>>682873735
well that solves that
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>>682873158
Only these ones I touched them with permission and without>>682873158
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>>682873831
yeah ass fucked her dry
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>>682871642
SPC? This ones been branded looks like we got us a pussy rustler
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>>682873957
Ha she has tiny nipples
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>>682873695
I think its gay too, but I didn't invented the rules bro...
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Yeah, I got shit drunk with a friend of mine at a houseparty, she was somewhat drunk when we went to my place. I decided to open up another bottle, just for the fun, and all of the sudden, already in bed, this bitch just passed out. I hated it, I not only felt like a fucking rapist, but gettin no response like moaning is pretty uninteristing to me.
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fucked a 14yo slut who passed out on my couch after a houseparty we were at. me 2 friends and passed out bitch come back to my place. have to help her inside. she was one of the friends i was with younger bros fuck slut. dont know where young bro is cant find him. 2 friends say fuck it we leaving her with you. they leave me with young fuckslut. was 22 at the time. shes passed out on couch so decide to check on her. eyes closed but she mumbles when i say hey you ok. great little body on her shes half white/mexican. fuck it decide im gonna pound her pussy. shake her tell her you want the dick. shes like groggly whispers nooo. fuck it pants coming off regardless. tell her she puked on her pants and they gotta come off.shes like ok and halfway unbottons them. i do the rest and pants off. those panties of hers were the kind with the string sides on them. dick is hard af so gets naked. peeks at pussy and she has little dirtyblonde pubes. rubs pussy and shes moaning. time to go in. takes panties off and spread her legs. rub cock on pussy n slide in. fuck shes tight and warm. shes still passed out but here and there shes whisperin no but im all in. tell her hush and go balls deep. fixing to cum but cant in her so decide to get a rubber. go to bedroom find condom come back. bitch is curled up ass showing. gonna finish anyways. grabs legs and spreads them. shes on her tummy. spread ass and slide in her pussy again. grab a handful of her hair and start pounding her pussy hard. shes moaning and says hurry. bust huge nut and let her sleep. put cover on her and go to bed. next day wake up. she comes to my bed and ask why she was only in her shirt. tell her her bf fucked her and left her there. can tell she doesnt belive me but needs a ride so i tell her to call someone but she cant get anyone to get her. its fucking early so i say if you want a ride you gotta ride the dick. she reluctently says ok .fuck her lil stupid teen brains out and cums in her mouth/face.
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One time my ex and I got really drunk in my hot tub. I think she wanted to hook up because she texted me "my bikini might be too small. Fyi" then she got way too drunk. I had to take off her clothes and put dry ones on her so she could sleep. I didnt fondle her or anything. I put her on my couch and went to bed. The next day she got a ride home from some guy and wouldn't talk to me. The guy came back later trying to fight me for roofying her. I didnt. Obviously. Fuckin bitches though.
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>>682874184
There is a gay rules ?
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>>682873910
show us
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>>682872618
cute enough
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>>682871390
>>682872703
Nigger, I was face down in my own fucking vomit. I would have hated it even if I was gay.

>>682871024
Nah, I took care of the issue on my own. I punched him in the face and got him fired from his job. I don't like getting the police involved in my life unless it's life threatening.

Getting fucked in the butt sucks, but it really isn't a life or death situation.

>>682871124
Shit happens. It was about 3 years ago now so I'm not really too upset about it at this point.
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>>682873003
Be me, my gf, her bff and little sis
Us playing drinking games
Lil sis is a light weight and pasess out early.
Pretty drunk so we get ready for bed
Gf and bff are in one room. Lil sis and I in another.
Gf and I carry her to bed.
Get her in her pjs and then gf goes to bed.
Be me and see an opportunity to have some fun
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>>682874321
>I didnt fondle her or anything.
faggot
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>>682874605
Moar
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moar pics of sleeping girls?
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>>682874663
Haha. Yeah maybe. I probably should have considering she thought I was a date rapist anyway.
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>>682874535
Ok happy you got some sort of revenge
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>>682874256
>things that never happened
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>be me 23 Four years ago
>drunk at party with friends
>my best friend and his gf drunk as fuck
>party dies down everyone leaves
>best friend and gf go pass out in back room
>sneak in
>feel his gfs tits
>finger her pussy
>no response
>take off her pants
>fuck that pussy
>cum inside
>MFW they have no idea
>still hang out regularly with them both
>they have no idea
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>>682874894
Nice
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>>682874980
Your one ugly fucker
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>>682874016
she was a mess in the AM when I kicked her out
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>>682874894
how was her pussy? your buddy ever talk about how she is in bed?
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Only my college girlfriend and only when she passed out when we were already having sex.

To be fair, she finished herself off on my cock a few times when I passed out during.

We... drank a lot.
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>>682875159
What a cutie ^^
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>>682875131
how could you tell?
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>>682869100
Sleepy is one of my favorite fetishes along with erotic hypnosis and rape. YUM
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>>682874016
Why would you dry fuck a woman up the ass when she's passed out? It's only fun because it hurts, when she's passed out you're just making the job harder on yourself.
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>>682870254
>Something I have done a bunch of times though is beat up guys for molesting overly drunk girls at parties.
this
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>>682875160
she was super tight, buddy says when they fuck she just lays there like a dead fish so I guess my experience wasn't that much different than his.
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>>682875381
i see what you did there
do it some moar
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>>682875381
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>>682875389
I was hammered and didn't have lube or think about it
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>>682875504
pics of her?
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My gf told me to wake her up anytime I want by fucking her. I've only done it a few times, but she loves it. Loves to be dominated, but also loves cuddling. It's 50/50.
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>>682872933
Hi gay guy her it would only be gay if they fucked each other and enjoyed it.

but then I have been with straight (yes straight guys) who have anal with men just because its easier to find a guy who wants sex then a girl
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>>682875389
this
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>>682875676
Start using the cuddling as a reward for doing nasty shit. It slowly motivates them to seek it out without knowing.
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>>682875779
It's only gay if you do it for free
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>>682870779
nice photoshopping of the drool coming out the side of her moutn A+
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>>682875779
They aren't straight, they just identify as straight.
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>>682875159

Anymore?
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>>682875381
>>682875587
>smothered with pillow
did she died?
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Yes, once my ex gf passed out one night right when i came back from the bathroom about to eat her out i pulled her panties off slowly as they were already half off of her i knew she wasn't faking it.

It was interesting to see her vagoo fully and the process of it getting wetter in detail with my fingers along with her breathing and all the things a girls subconscious does when someone is playing with her while shes asleep and is fully aware of it. You cant dick her correctly unless shes fully passed out but you can finger her till she cums and on rare occasion keep her passed out after she cums.

That night gave me a sleeping beauty complex there is just something very innocent and hot about being around a sleeping naked woman, she got mad when she woke up and i explained but i think she liked it because she kept bringing it back up.
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>>682875931
Pretty sure that is a peircing.
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>>682875779
that just don't make sense you have confused me more????
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>>682875654
Picture of her and her brother.
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>>682874720
>Be me with drunk lil sis
>shake her to see if she is awake
>knocked out from too many shots
>open legs wide and starts rubbing her pussy
>didn't budge at all
>pull panties down and slip in two fingers
>still no movement. Way too drunk
>tightest pussy ever
>finger blast and spit on the pussy
>all nice and wet and ready
>be me and unzip pants
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>>682876201
did you know she was on the pill or were you just hoping you wouldn't knock her up?
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>>682871415
>lumpy skin bags
Sounds like how I've heard some gay men discuss tits B4.
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>>682874256
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>>682875257
yeah the whole time at the bar I just kept thinking of slamming her big ass
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>>682876342
Knew she was on the pill, and even if I did knock her up she would just assume it was my friends, she is the type to just get an abortion.
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Look at them dubs
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>>682872394
how does she not notice?
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>>682871642
She's dry as fuck too. Scum
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>>682876488
Just a kiss less virgen
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>>682876671
drunk as fuck
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>>682871642
why tape her eyes open, you wanted her out or you wouldn't have roofied her in the first place, doh
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>>682876894
Kek did not see the tape
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>>682875995
didnt matter to me Im gay I like it up the ass and give them blowjobs

you may ask why Im here IDK really bored
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>>682877072
So if any guy asked you would you "help them" or what is your standards
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>>682869100
>16 years old partying at friends house
>his mom is super crazy and fucked up, buys us booze, calls my mom and confirms that she is watching us. even does coke with us
>long night of doing coke and drinking. at one point she starts to make out with my buddy, infront of everyone
>buddy whos her kid yells at her and shit was akward for a minute but the party moved on
>shes alright looking, 5/10 nice tits tho
>getting toward the end of the night, doing coke with her in the bathroom and i start getting a flirrty trying to fuck me vibe
>im fucked up and down so i start to engage flirting
>she leans up against a wall pushing her tits out
>as im about to start touching someone bangs on the door, we end up having to get out of the bathrooom cause her little daughter was crying for her
>getting time for bed, everyone is passed out exept me and her.
>dude she made out with is sleeping in her bed, so we both get into bed on the other side
>i keep thinking about how i wanted something to happen in the bathroom and start to inch toward her in the bed

want to hear more?
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>>682876894
bcuz when theyre closed newfags assume shes kill
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>>682875587
>>682875381

Is that Aunt b
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>>682869100
That's one of my favorite fetishes actually.
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>>682877072
Boredom is the reason we're all here. I honestly have a lot of gay friends and it can be hilarious to hear them make fun of the "straight" guys they've fucked.
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>>682876090
Nope she was pissed you did it woman bring things up when constantly when they are pissed, probably felt violated, I wouldnt do it again

how do I know I am gay and hang around woman alot they arernt as complex as you think
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>>682869100
only once, but it was worth it. Knocked up my ex at a party while she was passed out. She thought it was her bf; now they are raising my child.
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>>682869445
pinpoint pupils, not dead
-porbs drugged. Guys a cunt
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>>682877072
Do you know the gay guy who assfucked the other guy in this thread
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>>682877068
>scotch tape.jpg
really anon?
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>>682877256
You have my attention.
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>>682877515
Lol
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>>682872394
Do people legit fuck grill corpses? Da feck
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Tips his cap to you.
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>>682877515
Nice the kid look like you at all do you ever plan on telling
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>>682877777
OH SHIT
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>>682877777
Good job m8
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>>682877777
Faggot
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>>682877777
GET
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>>682877777
Nice quints, nigga!
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>>682877777
Witnessed
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>>682877777
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>>682877777
Oh. My. GOD.
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>>682877777
witnessed
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>>682877777
what a waste of quints
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>>682877777
Not a corpse, screen shot from a shitty zombie themed porno that came out years ago.
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>>682877485
Oh well, shes an ex now wasn't great looking either and was kind of flattered about it but did in fact tell me not to do it again she was an ass but boy did she do her best to keep me happy while our love was still kindling.
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>>682877777
Mah nigga
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>>682877538

nope, but passed out guys lying in a pool of vomit isnt my thing, but then I dont rape
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>>682877777
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>>682877777
My nigger
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>>682877777
FUCK
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>>682877931
Quints for an incredibly stupid comment....
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>>682877777
BULLSHIT
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>>682877911
Checked
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>>682873329
>What if the dicks touch?
well the point is for them to rub each other on the inside. Def not gay.
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>>682872573
Its photoshop dude. U can tell by the dick inside pussy.

But yes is a real dead body
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>>682877777
a shitty wasted get
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>>682877991
Ya ok but do you know the gay who did it?
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>>682877777
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>>682877777
Nice get. It's a shitty get, but a get nonetheless.
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>>682877777
>/thread
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>>682878233
Kek
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>>682877777
shhhhhhhhhhhhhheit
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>>682869100
>be me
>be 9
>sneak in to 11yo girls room
>pull her panties down a little in the front so not to wake her
>rub finger down the center of her panties
>feel warm wrinkly soft skin
>kind of moist
>jackpot.shhh
>instantly pull hand out and taste finger
>kind of salty
>kind of smelled like other kids breath to me back then
>getting nervous
>go to peek down hallway
>oh shit
>here comes her mom holding a baby
>mom looking down at baby as she comes down the hall
>now or never
>ninja dart out of the room across the hall to mine
>9yo sneak skill 4/100
>comes in to my room asks what i was doing
>denydenydeny
>deny even being out of bed
>knows im lying
>checks on daughter
>didnt cover her back up or pull up panties
>had to move foster homes
we used to do dirty shit with each other all the time like i would try to put my hard little dick in her ass and she would want to grab my penis but while holding toilet paper because she was scared to actually touch it so she wouldnt get pregnant. all kinds of shit. and a few years later her mom and her come over to my grandmas house because they heard i was around visiting because the girl missed me. but she was 14 and i was 12 now and she was horny i thought she was just a fat chick now. last time i ever saw her. im scared to look her up on fb
now sleep assault is my fav but hard af to get a chick who is down. so i do it without asking usually use something in the food or drink. i cook and shit for bitches. im a nice fucking guy. its only fair i think that i get my itch scratched too.
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>>682875381
More
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>>682869100
>>682870666
>>682877777

What a thread
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My ex used to get drunk and take xanax and pass out. Sometimes I'd just fuck her. One night I finished, and right after I came she turned around glaring and asked if I felt better and then she just went to sleep. We never talked about it after that.
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I fucked this passed out swiss chick while i was backpacking Thailand. To be fair, we were having sex prior to this happening but one night she got really drunk and passed out and I fucked her shit right up while she was sleeping
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>>682875159

Clearly she had a rough night...
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>>682872900
That's not him. That's the dirty debutant dude
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When I was 20 or so my GF was 17 her friend and her were very drunk.. I was fucking my gf and fingering her naked friend in bed next to us.
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>>682878670
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>682872394
Fire your makeup guy. He sucks. Also, was this shit taken on a disposable camera? 0/10
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>>682878918
Why is there a whale in your bathroom?
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>>682877244
be clean and not a drug addict.(pot mushrooms is perfectly fine I do them) and std free. and dont ask me to give you money for alchohol I am giving you a god damn blowjob, how you hide you gay affairs is your problem


other then those yeah Ill help a guy out
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>>682877256
>inch till my legs and arms are touching hers
>guy on the other side of the bed is snoring
>it sounds like shes sleeping, but im not 100% sure
>i start to slowly just barely touch her arm and and chest with my fingers testing the waters
>no movement or stirring so i increase boldness
<start to reach down her bra and get a hand full of her big ass tits
>as i keep doing it and i dont hear anything or sense any disturbance so i get ballzier and hornier and start full on grabbing both tits and pulling her bra completely up
>gloriuous tits, getting hard just thinking about how exciting that shit was
>start to go for her pussy and ass pretty aggressivly but still slow and soft like shes asleep
>rubbing the outside of her pantys i can feel shes wet as fuck
>as i pull her thong aside i glace at her face to see this half smirk with her eyes still closed
>start to finger bang the shit out of her, while i try to move her hand towards my rock hard dick
>shes slightly shaking from the in and out motion and moaning a tiny bit
>just as i get her to touch my dick dude on the other side of the bed says, whats going on over there, all fucking weird and loud about it
>she stops everything and gets out of bed, goes into other room and closes/ locks the door
>want to strangle dude in bed, worst blue balls of my young life/ mixed with shame and confusion about what i have done with this old crazy bitch.
>thought she was really cool for a long time, realize now how fucked up she was for doing all that shit with us and infront of her little kids
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>>682878918
Man the harpoons
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one time i fapped into the breathing tube of a hot coma patient... does that count???
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>>682876110
Oops saw that in the others. There goes my suspension of disbelief, thanks a lot anon :(
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>>682870666
Lord Saran speaks only the truth
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>>682877485
>>682877961
Either samefag or two of the most massive faggots ever seen on 4chan.

I'm worried there's gonna be a tsunami from the magnitude of faggotry here
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>>682879311
>>682879156

Because fat girls fuck better
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>>682878108
nope it was bill cosby
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>>682879422
would've been impressive if she woke up because of that
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>>682878918
That looks great
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>>682879724
My nigger
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>>682877373
Wow being here for a while now, I believe that.
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>>682870469
baby peen lol
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>>682870574
yep
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>>682869445

its an old image posted in 2014 so doubt op raped this particular chick
hxxp://www.phforum.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=159428&pid=946959&mode=threaded&show=&st=&
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>>682877068
I bet she was pissed to find all those lashes missing.
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>>682879915
>>682879724
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>>682875159
So let me get this right - you didn't even make her eat a bowl of eggs?
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>>682877777
This grill's corpse is a BBQ
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>>682879724
fact
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Hello childrens. I have enjoyed all of your stories tonight and while I would like to share some of my own I must bid you goodnight. You see for some strange reason I have a great tiredness that has struck me hard after my evening glass of milk. Enjoy your pudding children and stay in school.
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>>682879724
You must have never been with any average weight women then.
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If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid
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>be me
>be 19
>throwing a party at my dads house
>bros ex gf there...slamming them down
>2 am she's hammered as shit
>everyone else passed out
>help her to bathroom
>she drops her pants
>pees then giggles
>don't look anon
>right.jpg
>help her to bed
>she's passes out on my dad's bed
>dat pussy
>touch it
>wet.mpg
>I'm drunk
>pull my dick out
>shove it in
>she barely moves
>quick fuck
>pull out and spray her belly
>wipe it up
>leave her there
>wakeup early for church choir cuz I'm a sinner.jpg
>she calls me in afternoon
>did something happen?
>nope
>a month later I fucked her sober and dumped a nice load in her

I'm 42 now...of the many women I've fucked to my knowledge she's the only one that's dead. Died of cancer young.

shit was cash
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>>682877852
oh FUN
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>>682870469

>having to hold fat fucking stomach from hitting her face before your cock

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Bruh this is too much
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>>682880575
i'd fuck that ass
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My ex used to do a lot of drugs, passed out a lot while we were having sex. I'd finish where ever i felt like. or she's pass out and i'd get bored and fuck her.

Took pictures but that phone has since died before i could get them off.
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>>682881752
a good life
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>>682877777
oh shit nigga
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>>682881852
she was a cunt. so no.
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>>682873346
She's bleeding ? bro
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>>682881752
sd?
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>>682869100
I'm as anti SWJ as they come but this is crossing the line. You're treating objects like women man.
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>>682882992
SD means?
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>>682870469
Holy shit dude my pinky is longer than your dick no wonder you can only get lucky with a passed out chick hahahahahahahaha
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Anyone got experience using ambien for this?
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>>682870599
>buttfucked in the ass
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>>682883540
darjeeling
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>>682877777
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>>682884087
no? i'm canadian?
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>>682881056
well that escalated quickly anon o.o
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>>682884033
This
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>>682869100
>ex gf broke her leg and was on heavy meds for about 2 months
>fucked her while she was passed out most nights
>she woke up one night but i just kept going and she passed out again and i denied it later.
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>>682884408
false alarm, nevermind chap.
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i used to rape my 4 year old sister while she slept but now she is just my bitch
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>>682877911
chuck'um
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>>682869100

I discovered my wife was into sleep sex when she jumped me in her sleep. Loves getting plowed when she's asleep, but it's got to be the right phase of sleep or something because otherwise she gets all grouchy because I'm waking her up.

Haven't tried drugs/booze yet, though, will have to suggest it.
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>>682887719
>she gets all grouchy because I'm waking her up.
Pisses me off when my bf says "I will feel guilty" ... pfft
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Lot of rapists in this thread
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>>682877777
That's pretty cool bro.
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>>682877777
Checkd
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>>682877386
Yes it's aunt /b/. Would so tap that, especially when she was passed out.
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>>682888790
>>682875587
>>682875381
awe ya. my kimmy rape fantasy finally coming true
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>>682870574
Believe what you like man.

>>682872022
What the fuck do you think being a white knight is? Being outraged by rape is just barely being a decent person.

>>682872541
There are reasons to get drunk other than hoping to be sexually violated. Should I assume that's why you get drunk?
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>be me
>meet a qt gril at the mall
>give her a call and ask out on first date
>she wants to go to a bar ... okay ...
>she wants to split a pitcher of beer with me
>lets go back to my room!? ... okay!
>beer hits her like a bomb
>damn i want to get in this qt
>I begin to feel up her fantastic body ... diamonds
>no resistance when i take off her shirt and skirt
>soft moans as i rub on her belly up to tits and down into her fur
>position her legs and pull off her panties
>fingered and ate her pussy
>already wet and ready
>slow stroked her missionary, pulled out and came in her pubes
>rolled her over and positioned her ass up
>fucked her doggy while i fingered her butt
>nutted again
>don't bother to dress her and fall asleep next to her
>terrible hangover when she wakes up
>no second date :(
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>>682888140
>Pisses me off when my bf says "I will feel guilty" ... pfft

I wouldn't feel guilty at all
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