ITT we function in an organized fashion.
When the thread dies so does whatever we've built for ourselves.
First to roll dubs is in charge.
Rolling for leader /b/
i vote for no leader, collectivist anarchy all the way
I would like to nominate myself with these dubs
>Time to start an empire.
>>682859638
reroll
>>682859722
what do we do?
>>682859722
yay. first order of business, fuck the system
after fucking the system a little bit time to build a base
>>682859722
What do we gotta do first baws?
Fuck the system yo!
>>682859938
System has been fucked but Ted in accounting says there's a problem with the paychecks for the builders.
>>682860164
>system claims that fucking was rape
>hr report has been filed
>how do you proceed?
>>682860164
Collectivist anarchy doesn't even define such an abstract and intangible concept as "money", silly
>>682860164
Hank from construction here. I'm told the builders will work gratis for a month since we're all in cahoots anyway. They expect a pension when this is all over, though.
>>682860301
we don't, >>682860164 never happened, as this organization doesn't use money
food? we grown our own
weapons? we build our owns
bitches? we breed our own
>>682860301
>System has been fired due to making false claims
>HR is now busy rehiring someone for system position
>Base builders still haven't gotten their paychecks.
>>682860477
again, learn to read and follow posts that actually make sense for an anarchist organization
We waz kings and shiet
Collectivist anarchy be like
>>682860401
Damnit, Hank!
>Reporting Ted to HR for filing wrongful problem-claims
Reports from section management and the agriculture division. We've got plenty of spare lots to take care of food and enough housing for anyone in the organization. Plenty of water barrels and some water towers here and there seem to be doing the job.
>>682860661
Nah, Ted is fine. They were late reports since they had to do some agreeing among themselves.
- Hank
>>682860661
Frank from IT wants to know why the server room is still under construction
>>682860784
Yeah about that water...
>Ted got angry over being reported to HR
>Proceeded to piss and vomit in the water supply
>Blaming his divorce on Hank.
You retards are negating the very first rule we established, fuck this thread
Builders? Money? HR bureaucracy? Fucking hiring people? We're not a fucking fortune 500 company, we make shit happen ourselves
Fuck you OP, no wonder nobody wanted your crappy excuse for roleplaying at /qst/
>>682861142
Fucking the system. Check
>>682860937
Hank! Did you mention to the builders to construct an IT room?
>Reporting Hank to HR for fraudulent building plans.
>Replacing Frank from IT due to problems with Hank's wife.
>Rehiring someone else for Ted's position.
Has anyone hear from Bill down at shipping?
>>682861142
We have a dissident. He goes to the gas chamber with the rest of the jews.
>>682861142
This is anarchy, you don't want it, someone else does, and nothing seems to function. Welcome to a corporate fuckup.
>>682861299
>frank an hero'd when he lost his job
>we have no IT. All semblance of technology is kill.
I think Bill got caught with Hank's wife (who hasn't been though?)
>>682859938
Is the system fucked yet Mr. Krabs?
>>682860937
>>682860937
Hey, don't be yelin' at me fellas. No one told me about the server room until de' last quarter. I've been told the technicians are busy busting their nuts in the loli porn containment room we didn't even have demolished. Thought I put a request in for that years ago.
The engineers are fine but we left them alone for too long and they kinda started a tribe in the extra parking lot we inherited.
- hank the project overseer
>>682861876
>everyone fuckin Hanks wife
>nobodies built anything
>competent professional employees not doing anything
>big boss is missing
yeah I think we're doing a damn fine job fella
This is Hank's wife, Tracy. What's this I hear?
>>682861714
Damnit is there even anyone in charge here?
>Filing report to HR for company funeral for Frank
>Rehiring someone for Frank's position as head of the builders
>Firing Bill for causing indirect harm to personnel
>Slut-shaming Hank's wife through corporate e-mail system
>Filling out forms to form a new IT department.
I should've gone to school.
>>682862221
Tits or gtfo, Tracy
>>682862221
Tracy what the hell ya doin? First ya bangin' Ted and then ya bangin' Bill and then I hear ya bangin' Frank? If you ain't home again tonight I'm filing a dang divorce ya flying fruit basket
This is pretty funny. Nice thread op
>>682861889
Hank, please report to HR for being dead on the job. We can't have that here.
>Reporting engineers to HR for unwanted religious activity on corporate grounds.
>Hiring additional personnel for HR
>Still slut-shaming Tracy
>>682862221
Tracy, please leave this office, you know non-essential personnel and family are not allowed here. Don't make me report you to HR too!
Eat our own dicks
>>682862902
Ok boss
>>682861889
This is Richard Rider from security, we need to take care of the engineer tribe that has infested parking deck C.
>security is requesting a large amount of military grade weaponry from hr
>>682862507
Well if you weren't out drinking and gambling all your money away this wouldn't be an issue, cucky.
>>682862620
Sorry, I was just dropping off Hank's lunch. He left it at home. I'll be gone in a jiffy.
>>682863170
TITS OR GTFO, TRACY
>>682862620
>>682863114
Hank here. It's hard doing construction and project overseer-ing, fella.
Reported to HR, told them the situation in my department, jus' like I'm doin' here. I just found out yesterday that we got a talkin' rat infestation in the river district, but the exterminators are on the case. Fortunately I got the engineers wrangled and they finished the server rooms with the techie's help. Technicians aren't distracted any more because the porn had an expiration date for some reason.
Do we get a website or sumthin' now?
>>682863170
Aw, you're full of soup, lady.
>>682863114
What weapons could the engineers have? No weapons for you. Fight with your fists
>>682862242
Then its time to start the base! I'll start!
>>682863114
Yeah, we seem to have a small problem there Richy.
>We stored those weapons in parking deck C
>HR getting overrun by engineering with requests for medical marijuana
>Tracy has been seen banging Phil from maintenance in the copy room
>Frank's corpse is still mumbling something about his wife
>Bill is going around pissing in all the water
Could you maybe, y'know, disarm the engineers?
>>682863114
I'd like to propose that we go make out with the engineers in a huge orgy
>>682863702
>Disarm the engineers
Ok I'm on it
>>682863547
well glad that's taken care of
I for one petition we build a skyscraper for our official corporate headquarters
Why does it smell like feet in here? Who took their shoes off in the office?
>>682863673
>Reported to HR for unlawful allocation of building materials without a three-fold written consent of Hank the construction manager.
>>682863547
Wait, I thought we drained the river district last week?
>Reporting Manny from sewage to HR
Hey, this is James from Maintenance. Someone has been stealing all the urinal cakes. I think they are eating them too, can you do something about this HR?
>>682864080
Wait, I thought they were breathmints...
>>682863673
>>682863977
He's got my consent now, just filed it with IT (that's what I was told to do) and I think big boss can officiate dat sorta thing.
And yeh we dammed up the river last week so we could power the bowling alley, but apparently that released the talkin' rats. All they want is their own territory for sum reason, but the exterminators aren't havin' it. Last time I called they sez they got the population under control.
- Hank the construction / project overseer guy
>>682864080
>Ordering HR to investigate missing urinal cakes
>Reporting James from Maintenance to HR due to lack of oversight into his own department
>>682863851
Okay engineering disarmament went south. Half the security force joined the engineers as soon as they heard that the engineers had free weed
>>682864385
>>682864385
but big boss is kill
>>682864385
Ok, well done Hank.
>Commending Hank to HR for a promotion without a pay-raise.
>IT is up and running
>Parking deck C is being cleaned out
>HR seems to be having a string of suicides
Hey eh, James, could you possibly have a look at the copier? There have been reports of semen being stuck on the buttons due to Stacy and Phil, y'know, doing 'it' in there...
Also, you have to run the department on your own for a while, Phil has been fired.
>Filing report to HR to rehire someone for Phil's position.
>>682864605
what da hell happen to big boss
Hank here. I'm retiring because of the recent divorce
Plus I just discovered a swarm o' talkin' rats in my basement so I need more time to deal with that since the exterminators are busy with the other population
Also I need to go check on my bagpipe collection that I have stored in Italy so I wish you fellas a good luck with the startup
>>682864834
>Frank the IT guy's ghost has been spotted
>the tribal engineers have started worshipping him as a god emporer
>they are assembling ultrasmurf legions as we speak
>>682865296
I say let the engineers have their way!
>>682865296
>Filing complaint to HR about Hank leaving
>Taking a gun to the roof to shoot hank in the knees so he can't ever leave.
Well, eh, good luck I guess Hank...
On a completely unrelated side-note... how is your health insurance?
>>682865450
Good we can use those to kill the engineers
>>682865621
This is Richard Rider from security, my health plan is shit. Apparently it doesn't cover being shot by a company engineer
>>682865782
>the engineers have the space marines tho
>>682865450
Oh you silly bugger, there's no such thing as ghosts. Those stoner engineers probably just accidentally enabled to hologram projector with images of Frank's birthday.
>Filing report to IT to fix the projector
>Filing report to HR to correct IT department's screwup
>Reporting James to HR for failing to meet requirements and deadlines of simple tasks
>>682864493
This is your last warning James! Get it done or I'll report you to HR.
>>682866026
Well, did you wear the company issue bodysuits designed to handle company engineers, or did you screw up on the procedures again?
>Reporting Richard to HR for failure to meet security and company health plan standards.
>>682866341
hr promised us those suits months ago, but they were being designed by the engineers, so progress halted when the engineers went feral
>>682866551
I knew those people couldn't be trusted!
>Reporting HR to HR for failure to meet HR standards.
