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I work in plastic surgery, ask me anything

Want to change anything about your appearance? Not sure what makes you look better?
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>>682858528
How can I keep my skin tight and youthful without surgery or pharma?
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how many pussy lips have you snipped off and do you keep them
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>>682858528
am i a faggot if i want a nose job
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>>682858528
Did you do plastic surgery to penis?
If yes there a men that ask you that they want their dick bigger?
How many big you can make a dick?
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>>682858528
They're both fine faces. If someone was horrifically ugly, I could understand getting surgery. This guy doesn't look bad, though, in either picture. Unnecessary risk. Did you go into plastic surgery for the money or because you wanted to help people and the money was a nice plus?
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>>682858528
Im 18, should I get a hair transplant? I'm losing my hair fast, and I don't want to be bald. I've always had a fucked hairline but I want to fix up my hair, would you know anything about that field nigger, and if so do you know any doctors in new england, like mass, ct, ri area?
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I want to give my cock a nose, can you help me?
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>>682859074

Unrelated to OP - I eat nothing but fruits vegetables, especially a lot of oranges, carrots, and fresh juice, rice, etc.

When I stopped eating out/meat/fast-food/dairy, my skins went from pasty shit/acne to really glowy. People tell me I fucking glow now and I get compliment all the time. I also feel fucking amazing.

Food for thought, friend.
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>>682859074
You'd have to be more specific, do you have saggy skin or just some sort of concave/wrinkle on your face?

There are several different light therapy out there that can create collagen under your skin which makes your skin tighten up and look more youthful, I also don't have much experience with them so I can't give you the details but they're definitely no where near as effective as a facelift.
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Doc, can you make me look like this?
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What about looking different? Cylons are looking for me.
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Plastix surgery guy, can you help me?
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Can you make my dick curve upwards while hard?
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>>682859334
Not at all. Why would you think that? There is nothing wrong with improving yourself. Are you a faggot for working out and building muscle?
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I want to get rhinoplasty to open my nasal passage how much does it usually cost and how long does it take?
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Hey can you help me?
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Facial wise what would make me look better? I've always wanted a nose job.
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>>682860182
>faggot for working out?
Absolutely
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>>682858528
Why must you make it more difficult to identify ze juden?
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>>682859533
No. From what i've read in 5-10 years they will have shit that will make you grow hair wherever you want. Hair transplants are fucked and leave scars
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>>682860264
yea the nose job thats about it everything else is fine
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>>682859533
>hair transplant at 18
wew lad
I'm 23 and want to get one, not for alot of hair, just to fix the hairline.
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>>682860264

Get rid of jew nose and jew lips
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>>682859533
Well if I was going bald and I wouldn't live with it

I highly suggest you look into NeoGraft, it's a company that offers follicular unit extraction and transplantation. Very effective and highly rated. You can call them and they will let you know which doctors office you can go to for a consultation. If you're a candidate for hair transplant that means the hair you get transplanted will stay forever.
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>>682860264
nothing, your pretty much flawless as it is
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>>682860540
Ha
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>>682860874
Cuck
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have you ever thought about moving to south korea? there's a high demand of plastic surgery there. ez money
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My beard won't grow, is there surgery to give me a beard, if yes how expensive and how painful
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>>682858528
Is it still 'lower class young women get boobs, higher class young women get noses; lower class older women get boobs, higher class older women get facelifts'?
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>>682860264
Honestly most guys would find that fairly attractive, but you could get facial fillers in the chin to elongate your face. You'd have to take a pic from the side for me to judge your nose
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>>682860264
Should show tits to be sure they're OK, too.
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>>682860264
Give me a blowjob.
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>>682859831
Yeah I need to get back on that path friend. When I was all raw foods I had crazy vivid dreams and abundance of energy

>>682859982
I don't have any skin issues aside from lite acne after eating crap food. I'm looking to prevent damage and try and get a jump on it
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>>682860619
That's a load of crap, and the scars you're talking about comes from the strip method of hair transplants, which can be totally avoided with a follicular unit extraction procedure
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>>682861188
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>>682858528
what must i learn/do for this job? Are you a real Doctor, or is this not necessary?
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>>682860264
Semen would actually fix that problem
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>>682858528
How legitimate is are dick enhancements, can you really get an extra 4 inches?? Ive seen how it can affect girth, I just wonder how practical it all is.
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>>682861047
Plastic surgery is cheap in South Korea. The place I work at in Toronto, we're fully booked 24/7. You'd have to make an appointment several weeks or even months ahead. There is no shortage of demand for plastic surgery anywhere in the world
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>>682860264
You are literally my 9/10.

If you don't do anything to your precious nose, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you let a scalpel anywhere near your face, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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>>682861076
Yes there is, look into this
>>682860817

They also do eyebrows if you're missing eyebrows
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>>682861183
>>682861183
I've always hated my side profile
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>>682861107
I've had a school janitor come in and spend 10k on fillers, Botox, and blepharoplasty before
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>>682862290
Oh fuck of slut. Stop fishing for complements wanting guys to say "oh you're beautiful you dont need surgery".
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i need that same exact thing done to my chin but everything else is decent
how much is something like that
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>>682862757
No I've seriously considered it. My best friend got surgery and ended up modeling abroad, 21 countries in under a year. I work at gamestop, slave wage. I've thought about boob job, but at 107 pounds at 5'8" I don't think getting big boobs would look attractive on me.
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>>682863231
>I've thought about boob job
post tits and i'll tell you if you need a boob job
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>>682859427
There is no risk whatsoever for the procedures he had done. Which are just a filler injection in the chin and rhinoplasty. Unless you're talking about financial risk

both reasons I guess
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>>682858528
What's the cost of an average nose job?
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>>682862290
I'd fuck you and your nose
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>>682858528
What surgeries can be done to the eyes and still look realistic?

I need something to widen them and make them less down-turned, also want better eye hooding but not the Asian kind, am prepared to spend big money on it. What are my options?

Assuming you're not some attentionwhore from lookism et al or similar PS interested forums, that is.
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>>682863546
That's right. I can't see any other ways to tell.
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>>682859408
About 26 big.
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>>682863838
don't you die on me before answering me this
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>>682863546
Kek this is closest you'll get to seeing boobs from me. I'm obviously on the left.
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a
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>>682860182
Have you even seen /fit/, m8?
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>>682864746
Might as well just whip then out seeing as you're half way there.
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>>682864746
but the rules say tits or gtfo
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>>682864746
you look great, you don't need any work at all.
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>>682863838
What do you mean down turned? You mean like this?
You could get a medial epicanoplasty along with your blepharoplasty to make your eyes wider but if you're Asian I highly recommend against it, it will not look natural. people will ask you if you got surgery
Blepharoplasty is not very expensive. You can get it for 3k to 5k in Toronto.
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>>682864746
Dont be a tease
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>>682858528
My has the potential to look stunning but, I have some super huge love handles ruining my appearance. How much to take care of the problem?
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>>682858528
Can you make my dick smaller? 23cm is too much for my women.
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>>682865160
Dieting is honestly the best way about that and cardio.
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>>682865160
Put down the fork. It's free
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>>682860264
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>>682865281
>>682865309
Both great ideas. As a economically challenged individual, eating clean isn't always a viable option.
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>>682860264
tits or gtfo attention whore
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>>682860264
never touch a running system, if you dont know any specific problems with your face (unlike OPs picture) then dont do it. thats how you get the messed up freak shit.
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>>682865562
Can't make me. Kek. Still isn't this thread about posting ourselves to get opinions to better oneself? Why am I the only one posting myself? I think everyone secretly wants to change something about themselves.
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>>682858528
i want a bigger dick
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>>682865559
it fucking is if you can afford surgery piggy.
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>>682865087
I'm not asian.

My eyes look beady and hollow, besides having the opposite of an upward slant, like pic related.

I want them wider, less slanted, more "hooded" but not in the Asian way. Money isn't a problem, but I will probably kill myself if I come out looking like a plastic freak.
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>>682858528

Have you considered that plastic surgery is ultimately harmful to the human race as a whole?
The reason we find certain features on other people unattractive is because they contain traits that are undesirable for passing on down the genetic line. You hide these things and those undesirable traits keep getting passed along, weakening the race.
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>>682866025
Pic related here
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>>682863838
>>682865087
Here's a pic to give you an idea
Don't try to make your eyes look "wider". You'll end up looking like a Caucasian-Asian abomination. Stick with a regular upper blepharoplasty, you'll look beautiful and natural
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>>682858528
Yeah my nose is broken from fighting as a kid. Quite badly. Wil get it straightened soon. Also maybe a hair transplant I'm going bald and is cheap in my country.
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>>682862290
You're so hot.
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>>682865444
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>>682865978
Ey bruh

Ur dicks not 2 small. Some woman out there has a fetish for small dicks. I wish mine was smaller sometimes because at 7.8 inches length and 5.8 inches circumdrence its hard to wear nice tight fitting jeans or ride a bike or motorcycle.
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>>682862290
You are fucking hot and you know it, fuck off.
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>>682862290
You're fucking hot, don't change a thing.
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>>682866467
Doesn't mean plastic surgery can't help. Anyone can be a better version on themselves.
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>>682858528
I have extremely puffy nipples. As a man this is incredibly embarrassing. I can't wear 95% of shirts I'd like to because my nipples show through almost an inch farther than the rest of my chest. When I was younger I thought it was because I was fat. So I started working out and eating better. Dropped from ~210 lbs to less than 170. If anything, my nipples were even more pronounced when I was skinnier. I don't have manboobs though, its just my nipples. I can pull on them and they briefly look normal, but after a minute they will go back to being huge and puffy.

Is plastic surgery my only real option? Where do I even begin to look? I am very serious about getting this fixed after putting up with it for over a decade. I'm stick of being too embarrassed to have proper posture, I slouch as much as I can just to partially hide my goddamn nipples. Should I go to my family doctor and get a referral or just find a plastic surgeon and get a consult?
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Thinking of becoming a plastic surgeon, how much do you make I've read anywhere from 200k-10mil
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>>682866307
see
>>682866025
>>682866084
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>>682864746
Show tits bitch or get the fuck out. You know the rules.
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>>682866435
>that feel

I know it anon
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>>682860264
Mi Spunk :)
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>>682861531

You have to have an actual doctorate in surgery to be any kind of surgeon, dumbass.
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>>682858528
So there's a fact out there that your noses and ears never stop growing. I was wondering if after a nose job, your nose will still grow with age? Or stay roughly the same?
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hey fag I'm planning on getting otoplasty within the next month or two. Is the operation tough? I don't want my surgeon fucking my ears up
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>>682862290

You're a dumb attention whoring bitch and everyone calling you hot is a bunch of cucks.
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I would most likely NEVER do this because I can just grow out my hair or wear a hat. If my hair is VERY short. My ears appear to stick out QUITE a bit. NO... not like Adam Driver... My ears only stick out about half as much as his... God I bet he would never buzz cut his hair.


But the question is, is there easy/convenient surgery to position the ears SLIGHTLY closer to the head... Sorta change the angle they stick out from.

The reason I am asking is just in case I start to bald and want to start buzzing as close as possible till its all gone. I don't want my ears to look goofy. I wouldn't even be surprised if you could do it just by wearing some sort of brace/wrap every night.

Now with that said... You only said you work in plastic surgery which means you might not be a doctor or qualified to answer any questions but I'll give you the benefit of the down.
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>>682866047
These two things are completely unrelated. Ugly people fuck and make babies all the time. And their babies aren't guaranteed to try to find mates who look aesthetically more pleasing.
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that guy is still ugly with fucking plastic in his head, LMFAOing at his face
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>>682862290
Honestly you're very attractive how you are
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>>682866590
Fuck off, she is amazing without it.
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>>682864746
you're like 10/10 dont fuck it up
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>>682865559
Eating clean is literally cheaper than eating out/fast food. Idiot
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>>682867322
>>682867317
Fags taking the b8
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>>682862290

Is my side profile beautiful /b/?


this is also my post
>>682859533
im the balding 18 yr old ;_;
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>>682866307
Your pretty dont change a thing
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>>682867368
not true
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>>682858528
Oh god I need my nose fixed its just like that
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Bump for this one: >>682866705
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>>682867122
I guess is pretty hard to imagine attractive people wanting plastic surgery eh???? Nigga, rich girls all get surgery young even looking attractive beforehand. Most girls dream about it in school. Its not crazy to think others want it too.
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>>682866702
10k in revenue day on average
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>>682858528
I had a rhinoplasty and chin implant at about 20 due to a car accident, not the chin obv, but the doc was like hey this will look better. Id like to get the fat sucked out of my neck how much does st like this run.
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>>682867517
Your nose is fine. Mine just has a bump from when a kid threw something at me in school once, hence why I hate side profiles. Also you don't look balding at all.
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>>682858528
how much for a fresh pair of tits?
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>>682867720
well I am, just decent at hiding it, hairline is fucked and hair on the top is thinning bad, wish it'd be better, it's why Im considering a hair transplant, to at least prevent complete balding.
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>>682858528

Large scar on my left cheek from an accident when I was a child, how would I go about making it disappear or become less noticeable?

Also, anything that would help with facial hair growth? I can grow facial hair, but it's very patchy and doesn't come in looking very full, so I end up having to shave it off anyways.

Other than those two things, don't think I would want or need anything else altered.
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>>682867131
I have big ears too man. Otoplasty is the only thing to fix it. A brace/wrap would only fix a newborns ears as they are still developing. I'm actually gonna get mine done soon.
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Ever get a beak like this?
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>>682858528
lol your entire life is funded by the insecurity of normies

>livingthedream.jpg
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>>682867517
>>682867720
>>682867887
here is another one of me, you can see the lighter part of my hair, where its thinner, shit sucks, plus my face is fucked, getting my eye lids done this year, along with hopefully the start of a transplant.
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>>682867887
Paul Mitchells ticking lemon sage shampoo helps. It won't grow back your hair, but it makes the texture feel a lot more thickening. For months on end I was shedding from stress. It made a HUGE difference. It won't help your hairline but your hair will look and feel thicker after a month of use.
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>>682867919
Why would you want to remove a large facial scar, thats cool as shit? You can say you were a Menseur enthusiast.
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>>682867549
I literally price out the cost of every meal I consume. I average about $13/day
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>>682868467
Thickening* sorry my phone autocorrected me.
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For OP, I think there's something that's lost in translation, so I'm going to give a visual example.

My eyes look like the ones on the left of pic related. I don't like them. I want them to look like the one on the right, I know I will never get exactly what I want, and yes I just used an infant British royal as an example.

What are my options?
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>>682868755
Start worshiping Satan
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>>682868755
Hammer to the face.
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>>682866626
There are several reasons why you could have puffy nipples. the best option is indeed a gynecomastia surgery. It is also possible to fix it using anti estrogen drugs such as letrozole IF it's a hormonal issue. A family doctor won't care about this, it's not like it's threatening to your health.
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>>682868606
fine
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>>682868755
trust me nigga u dont want those eye lids, you're speaking of droopy eyelids, fuck that shit.
another faggy pic I took, also fedora in previous pic is cancer ;)
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>>682868859
>>682868860
No.
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>>682866626
Bro listen I have the same problem. I use 3M micropore tape to tape down the nips. It's medical tape and doesnt harm you.Ofc if you go shirtless you cant wear them
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I have a big fucking nose. Big deal . I've always had girls friends so who needs to be a pretty boy. I get mistaken for Jewish a lot. Sometimes Jews take me into their confidence and reveal secret Jews things.
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>>682868467
Are you ethnically Slavic?
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>>682869001
You look nice actually.

But I don't want droopy eyes, your eyes are kind of droopy but compare them to the pic I posted of the british brat, his aren't droopy even though they are hooded
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is there anyway to change head shape?

mines shaped like a number 8 where it like caves in at the temples and gives the impression im like a chubby faced alien
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>>682868495

Well, I can't use that since it doesn't look like a scar that would come from that. I had a bicycle handle go through my cheek.
Wasn't very pleasant.
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What's the point of having plastic surgery if your ugly? Your kids will have the shit genes again, you might as well kill yourself and save some dollah
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>>682866626
I have the same issue that I always thought was attributed to my years of steroid use, but looking back, I think it started appearing around early adulthood (couple years before I tried steroids for the first time).

I would also like a non surgical solution
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>>682869001
handsome fella

gtfo this thread
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>>682869337
Go to Dr. Eppley and ask for an extra big-ass implant.
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>>682869208
yeah its basically the same that I have, whether it be hooded or "droopy" its still in the same, I basically have the same genetic type that asians do, with an extra layer of skin, which is disgusting, above the eyelid, and it fucks your side profile up so much for me.
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>>682869337
Post pic. I wish to kekkle.
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loose skin after massive weight loss. abdominoplasty; what states are prices cheapest in? i can take a week off work to fly somewhere if the price is better.
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>>682869484
i have this thought once a week
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>>682859201
Don't skip this question faggot
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>>682868876
Got a rough estimate on how much this surgery would cost me? I'm going to assume its all out of pocket so no insurance, as you said it isn't threatening my health.
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>>682869534
nah, Im balding, and I hate my eyelids, going to try to work on them this year now that im graduating highschool

my online buddies make fun of me with shit like this lol
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>>682859201
Dumb question. Skip.
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>>682869604
>side profile

lol how vain

there are people who have had acid thrown in their faces, and this bitch cries about eyelids
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How much for a penis delargement surgery? I'd like to reduce to a manageable 9 inches
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>>682869192
Nope, but they are gorgeous. Apparently my ancestors were from Ireland and England exclusively. My step mother is Russian though.
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>>682869604
Your problem isn't the lid, it's your canthal tilt. Your eyes tilt down. Your lid is fine.

Also, Opee come on.. >>682868755
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>>682869630
nah b. in the right haircut/light it can just accentuate my jawline but i look like a gorilla with softer facial features.
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>>682861938
fedora tipping cuck detected
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>>682869964
You mean a penis ensmallment?
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>>682869901
im not in some gook relationship where that type of shit happens, sorry bud


im just a mpb 18 year old with weird eyelids, big nose and i go on /b/
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>>682865752
this
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>>682860264
theres nothing wrong with you and if you change your appearance you really deserve to be like michael jackson or any other circus job out there
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>>682870474
yeah that's exactly the point of bringing it up, you don't have any perspective: it's not a fucking cautionary tale

you'll realize it as you join the real world and stop worrying about your precious face
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>>682868755
honestly I'm still not sure what you're asking for. I think the right pic the kid is squinting. left pic was taken at a bad angle. If your eyes were leveled with his, you wouldn't see anything aesthetically unpleasant.
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>>682869783
yeah im really sorry man but you sound like a tumblr-tier insecure victim faggot. you are a good looking guy. and you're white so, go figure.

try getting more sleep, drinking more water and exercising a bit more regularly (if you don't already) to fill in those INCREDIBLY MILD raccoon lids. trust me I know people with worse cases like they are wearing brown eye shadow underneath their eyes and they still pull biddies mane
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>>682862290
Good gawd no, you're fucking gorgeous. Don't change a thing.

(then again, I'm a NY Jew, so you're looking like the best thing since sliced bread)
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>>682870474
Your canthal tilt is a worse problem than your eye lid.

>>682870713
I'm asking for a set of medical procedures that will allow my eyes which look like the example on the left, to look like the example on the right, i.e. a different canthal titl, more "hooded" less hollow lids, horizontally wider.
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>>682862290
that nose profile is actually demanded in nose jobs so wtf are you even talking about
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>>682870680
>balding
>since 16 now 18


i dont think you know about my perspective, do you know what self esteem is?

mpb = male pattern baldness

you know what that means

no more hair when im like 20, nigger.

that means im either alien head or toilet bowl haircut no undercut which I wanted to get

look at fucked hairline


>>682870844
tumblr isnt for me, im just obsessed with vanity and want to correct my flaws to make myself happy, not man enough to take it all in and deal with it.


>>682870970
the excess skin on the eyelids is an issue though, im fine with my eyes slanting down, but without that excess skin id look more normal.
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>>682870669
Its not that I don't think I'm pretty already. It's just something to be better. I never feel like I'm great enough. For example, my with someone who wants to pay me to leave. I just feel like if I we're a bit prettier, smarter, more tactful, ect maybe one day anyone who's ever left would regret it. I think everyone secretly wants to be a better version of themselves. I value my self worth by how many people actually need me in their lives. It's messed up but people begin to come to you the more attractive you look, the rest would be up to how useful or resourceful I can be to them. Maybe I'm just messed up in the moment. I'm recently single. It's just that it hurts when all you can focus on is cardio daily, reading a new book to learn new stuff daily, trying to go out to widen your social circle, ect.
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>>682871255
agh u sound like a fagget. good luck
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>>682871255
Imo you're better off approaching both angles, with less slanting down and less excess skin.

If I were you i'd just leave it though you look fine, fix your hairline if you want.
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I think plastic surgery is ok if you want to change tiny things like for example Lana del Rey nose, but surgeons always mess it up, they always fuck it up if you want to change more than the shape of your nose, always.
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>>682862290
Shit, you're going to need a lot of work. That nose, the ears, the jawline. 0/10 would not fuck.
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>>682871255
>what my perspective is
>do you know what self esteem is?

>MALE PATTERN BALDNESS
>dismisses people having their faces destroyed by acid

lololol I don't know about your perspective, you're right, it seems to be deeply rooted in an immature cognitive bias

>it'll stop at the eyelids
Good luck bud, maybe you'll be the next Joan Rivers.
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>>682870979
Its got a huge lump on it. I got hit in the nose when I was younger.
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>>682858528
I want to murder a rich person and wear his face so I can take over his empire. Would be be willing to help if I throw some cheddar your way?
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>>682871255
also more so, I need to raise my eyebrows to create an illusion I dont have that excess skin, which causes wrinkles in the forehead

also I have no peripheral vision


>>682871498
i hate niggers

>>682871588
idgaf about your third world problems, rot in your shit fields thailand
>throwing acid at face

nobody does that besides asians.
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>>682869723
it starts at 3k, it could go up to 8k if you need more extensive liposuction, which it sounds like you don't.
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>>682871486
Ok i think i know what you mean. But really you're beautiful already and you will always keep changing something, so you need to tackle that feeling instead trying to change something. You will never be happy, and always want to change something, like the next thing will fix you.
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>>682871757
>nobody does that besides asians
You mean Muslims.
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>>682858528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
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>>682871637
i literally cant see any bump, you have a lana del rey type of nose, the best kind. Appreciate your body
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>>682871840
Thanks, the constant need to be better to mean something worthwhile to someone is always heart wrenching. I think all anyone ever wants to be is to be everything to someone. Thank you though, I do appreciate it.
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>>682862290
This is the ugliest woman i have ever seen.No amount of surgery will help.
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>>682872074
lots of news reports come from around thailand and nepal, all those middle-ish asian countries have disputes where women who are cheated on throw acid.
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>>682871757
Could be worse, all I can see are my beady jewish eyes and the worst thing is I'm not even jewish.
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I have a horrible jawline/ turkey neck. Procedure to remove/make better? Cost?
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>>682871757
>idgaf
You're showing a few symptoms of being a sociopath, from an incredible level of narcissism to complete indifference to other people.

>nobody does that besides asians
Not to mention you're incredibly wrong.
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Have you ever messed someone up so bad that they look like michael jackson?
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>>682872180
you are very sweet
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>>682869371
Well Im sorry for you anon but these things give one character.
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dont you pass this question OP and be honest too.
>>682872405
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>>682872405
Kek
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>>682872340
funny thing is my friends tell me that, glad you're just reiterating what they tell me
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>>682861030
fuck off
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>>682872584
Yeah well, if everyone keeps pointing at you and saying you're the asshole it's time to start considering the possibility.

Take it how you want, but I'm just telling you the truth bud.
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>>682862290
Well aint that a mighty snout!

If you got an ear job you could be dumbo.
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You never answered me OP. Fat sucked out of neck injected in cock, how much?
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>>682872789
well I dont have many people talk to me, though I dont speak, and I feel no one engages with me IRL not because of what i say, because they dont know me but because of my appearance, which is why I want to fix.
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when i was younger i hated my nose but i never wanted to change it at the same time, nature gave me this nose and if it exists today its because it was selected by evolution and picked by among all other noses to exist today, so fuck you all surgeons i hope you all die you will not make my nose look like the pleb job you all make.
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>>682859831
Please explain a bit more about not eating more meat/dairy. Wouldn't that cause deficiencies?
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>>682873212
Maybe your ancestors had other skills that got them laid, and the nose has nothing to do with it.
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>>682859984
Almost choked on my bread
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After male breast reduction what are the rates for reoccurance? Lost 30lbs (280-250) on proper diet and exercise, moobs stayed the same. I'm a 5'10 guy with 36DDs. Fucking sucks.

No, I've got broad shoulders, a 5" knob, and a beard. Not killing myself or becoming a trap.
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>>682870474
You are a stupid insecure cunt. I remember when I had a FULL head of hair and was still worried about balding.

Holy shit do I regret being self conscious and worried about it back in my teens.

I'm in my mid 20s now and years of stress and lack of sleep have torn up my hair line. And now that Ina actually going bald, I seruously very rarely actually give a fuck about it.

>just enjoy it while you have it. Please take this advice
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>>682873445
Maybe his ancestors were desperate.
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>>682873445
then it means i was taking too much importance on my nose. Nobody gives a fuck about it
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>>682872333
Maybe kybella. If it's double chin
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>>682862757
This
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>>682873082
Get rid of the black. I used to wear it religiously. People assumed I was going to shank them or shoot up, school was retarded back then bc I am so tiny. I'm not even kidding. When I started wearing brighter happier stuff, people literally changed. Half of success is looking successful. People will surround themselves with you if you dress successful. I went from crazy girl to the girl who started managing people at work.
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>>682873082
>because of my appearance
its the faggy clothing and shitty earring, not the hardly noticeable hair.
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>>682858528
If I had a limp, lipo its a good option?
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>>682871255
Holy fuck, what you need to go see is a psychiatrist. Because you are dumb as fuck.
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>>682872970
>>682859408

Never done this before, and I don't know anyone who does, but it exists, and it's not worth it. Fat grafting to the penis causes serious complications infection ulceration erosion. Sure your penis CAN be elongated, that's not the problem, but it messes with the mechanism of getting an erection. your 8 inch penis will be pointing At the ground
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>>682873861
most likely, unless you get a negative comment about it here and there without you prompting it, I wouldn't worry about it.
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>>682873082
Mayr if you didn't wear fedora's and coats from the revolution you might be better off. What kind of shoes do you wear? Lots of girls list shoes as one of the first things thy notice about someone
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>>682873965
We got heeeem
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>>682873660
Ok if you're that fat, and you don't plan on losing weight, your best option is to keep your man boobs because that's a natural look for you. Imagine a fat guy with no boobs, are you trying to look like a potato?
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>>682867549
Fuckin' is true. Well maybe not in the US where people make fast food for $0.35 an hour, but it's generally true.
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What are the risks of getting surgery to grow taller? What is the likelihood of just fucking my shit up?

I hate being short and am willing to pay so I would really like to know. Have an estimate of how much it would cost?
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>>682875321
Pear shaped people or apple shaped people anon? You have to pick one or I'm making it a thread
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>>682875595
Oh wait you said plastic surgery... Well hey any info on the question would be appreciated anyway
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>>682874289
>kybella
Was just kidding but Kybela sounds like it would be optimal in my case. My cock is fine.
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How many surgeries have you botched? Any epic fails?
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>>682858528
I have a large head.

Can't wear hats, any helmet or safety device I have to wear has to be the largest one and it still feels cramped. Always will be my biggest insecurity.

What are my options doc, am I kill?
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>>682875937
Amputate head.
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>>682858528
I have diplopia and have to wear a 75 in prism glasses.

Is this fixable?
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>>682875595
Look into midgets that do it, after you say fuck that go buy some boots and put the lifts in them. Still sucks but it'll beat being short one hundred percent of the time
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>>682858528
Hello OP
i broke my nose a few years ago and have some trouble breathing with the left nostril. have you fixed similar problems and do you´re clients think it worth it?
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>>682876038
Yeah I head you can do that, or put your head in a table clamp and slowly tighten it a little bit more each day
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>>682875845
I wonder if kybella works on other areas besides the dubz chin
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>>682875321

Read diet and proper exercise, cock gobbler.
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>>682875937
Sounds like the kid that tried out and failed to make my HS football team... Tragic really. They had to import a helmet from the Nordic region
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>>682876499
Nobody wants to do you, you ugly fuck.
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>>682858528

I used to weigh 420 pounds (blaze it I know) and I've lost 260 pounds.

My insurance made it affordable for me to remove the loose skin from my stomach but i still have loose skin around my arms and thighs and such, they said insurance wouldnt cover it as it's purely cosmetic (but my stomach wasnt?)

Id kill to be able to remove the skin.... it's so fucking hard to know I worked so god damn hard and I'm still self conscious about my appearance. I guess I did it to myself but still... really discouraging.
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>>682876499
Take off that wrist braclet first off.
Why don't any of you kids have facial hair?
Trim up the hair
Other then that your face looks symmetrical and without any noticeable deformities
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>>682876679
Good thing I'm the ugliest faggot, maybe I'll just work out to even everything out.

I'll doubt I'll every workout though.
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>>682876847
Yeah that sucks. Have you looked into how much? I would try to find a surgeon with some sympathy that'll do it probono
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>>682877361
Hey, it's the thought that counts
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This, and penis enlargement surgeries are two things that SHOULD not be done. You're asking for something very risky (1/3 chance of breaking your shins shortly after surgery), also painful, takes years to recover, and can lead to a ton of complications. The only somewhat ok way to artificially add height to a person is to use GH increasing drugs while rheyre teenagers
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>>682873760
i have never had nice hair and wanted to experience what itd be like

>>682873894
I could consider that, I always wanted to get nicer clothes but, idk, I just don't know fashion.

>>682873965
I like earrings, I was wearing fake gauges lol but Id prefer studs and my faggy clothing is right, I wish i had better fashion

>>682874271
yep

>>682874348
fedora is for memes coat was a bad purchase
but, like I go outside, breeze hits my hair and the thin front blows up, it sucks, or my hair curls and it curls to a point where the thin front is just disgusting, It sucks.
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>>682877416

I've been given some numbers, the cheapest was 7000ish for everything and only that cheap as my insurance WOULD cover some things to do with the surgery.

That'd be a lifesaver but I highly doubt a surgeon can just choose to do that.

I got fat when I was young, so I never had any confidence. I'm a kissless virgin etc.. a lot of friends and close friends, the whole "if only you weren't fat you could totally hook up with one of them" situations. And it doesnt seem like it's going to change.
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>>682873388
I'm not a vegan, but my father is(high blood pressure (hypertension) stage 2 from a terrible diet and the doctors order of "live or die" lead him to it). There are many nonmeat/dairy alternatives to supply you with them. Beans are great for protein for example.
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>>682878116
Oh it'll change. How old are you? Plus 7g's is nothing, people buy houses and it takes them 30 years to pay it off. Think about it his way, if someone loaned you 7 grand would it be worth it to be in debt the next couple years and pay it off? Think about the future today
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>>682860264
Your nose is a bit wide but that doesn't make it look bad
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>>682858528
Feels gud to have no problems with my appearance. I'm not a model or some shit, but I am totally cool with my appearance. Only thing I'm changing is working on becoming a fit/b/ro
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>>682876499
You have a receding hairline that doesn't match your face. You look like you're in your early 20s. You could get a hair transplant. But what you need the most is a proper haircut. Your choice of hairstyle is a disaster.
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>>682873894
i would love for you to shoot up my school <333
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i have cystic acne and heard chocolate might cause it but not sure if it only works on people who wipe there faces with chocolate
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>>682864811
/fit/ made me gay
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>>682861618
Half of the nose jobs in tdot are for Persian women
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>>682860264
Holy shit aren't you a trap that worked at Gamestop
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>>682860817
how much monies???
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>>682862290
Tits or get tha fuck oot
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>>682860264
You look kind of fat, so maybe lose 10-15 pounds. Get that eye fixed, too. Then you'll look great!
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>>682867586
And net income?
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>>682863231
You have to be a trap with those huge feet! Christ, do they even make women's shoes in that size?
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>>682862290
This is clearly a guy. Look at that nose. Look at those banana hands!
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>>682877821
Every single piece of clothing you've got on in this photo is absolute shite.

Get a nice slim fitting designer t shirt, Armani/Ralph Lauren/whatever

A nice pair of dark blue slim-ish jeans that make you look longer/taller

A nice pair of trainers, air max, adidas, whatever

Get a nice bomber jacket or a hoodie

Get your hair cut properly

Lose the earring and any other gay shit you wear and go out somewhere, a lot more girls will look at you
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>>682858528
non surgery tips for crows feet/bag under eyes

also ears get bigger as you get older, so is it possible to shrink the ears (i.e cut Cartilage)

bonus: how long will botox work (last in the body)?
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How impractical is it to get elf ears, honestly?
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>>682858528
Are you still alive?
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>>682858528
how do i get gyno surgery without paying a shit ton of money i don't have for them to literally cut my tits open, pull out a lump and close it back up? i can't just sell my tits to some girl that wants implants?
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>>682859533
Take biotin or some vitamin suppliment before its too late, i had same problem till i was like 20. Hair was faded on the top but now it's fully restored.
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the skin on my eyelids folds differently for each eye
one of them folds neatly and "tucks away", the other folds and bulges

either eyelid CAN fold the other way, but generally, they wind up being asymmetrical
any way to encourage the skin creases on my eyelids to "reset" so i can get something more symmetrical?
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How do I keep my farts from smelling?
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I've been told I should get a nose job, but I'm perfectly happy with it. Does this mentality hurt your industry?
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>>682887593
Put a mint up your bum once every hour or so.
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>>682888440
*honk honk*
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>>682888699
Dubs say the truth.
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Do I need a nose job?
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I have a skin bridge. Should i get rid of it or no?
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>>682889210
You beed a namd hob
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>>682889853
post pics
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Is op still here i May post my pics
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>>682890369
I can put a barbell 6g ring in it. I used to just use it as a free peircing but it got annoying.
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>>682891027
That's gross.
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