ITT: Famous movie lines, slightly altered
>Show me the the currency
Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya, and by the way, look at my hideous fucking face and keep this image in your mind throughout all of your childhood ESPECIALLY when you're trying to sleep in a dark room.
Hey, don't knock fapping. It's sex with someone I love
Rule One: We don't talk about violence activities.
GET TO THE HELICOPTA
You fucking lazy good for nothing reddit fags. Put some effort in, use GIS.
Are you guys having a good time or what?
Post a fucking screenshot you nigger. That way people know what line in what movie you are changing.
I'm posting gold, what are you doing, spouting random nonsense?
I wasted two fucking posts on your nigger shit. Nigger.
Hey Peter, how's it going?
Okay, if you could come in on Saturday and Sunday, that would be perfect.
It's a device designed to catch prey!
I will carry you to the gates of Heaven myself.
You put the wax all on, you take the wax all off, you put the wax all on and you scrub it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about.
You put the Mad in mad max
I do what I do best, I shitpost. You do what you do best, try to stop guys like me.
>When this baby hits 111 kilometers per hour, you're gonna see some funny shit
Feeling lucky, bub?
Get busy living, or sit around mom's house for 30 more years.
It becomes full of feels at in the early morning in the zone which borders the Atlantic ocean at the end of Summer Vacation.
I am a gentleman portraying another gentlemen dressed up as a different gentleman.
i wish i knew how to make you stop fucking me up the ass
Momma always said "jail was like a box of chocolates, except that instead of chocolates theres niggers"
"I fucked up"
-Character who seems to be made out of CHEESE!!! hahaa-
Great, cock. Don’t get kiddy
There is always a bigger black cock.
Well ya see, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
"You will need to procure a slightly more massive floating vessel."
Now that I've met you would you agree you're never going to see again?