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ITT: Famous movie lines, slightly altered

>Show me the the currency
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>>682857948
>We may require a larger water vehicle!
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>>682857948
CAN YOU TALK IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, MOTHERFUCKER
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>>682857948
I also enjoy living unsafe
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>>682857948
I shall return at a later time.
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>>682859626
Yes female!
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>>682857948
whats in the rectangular cardboard object
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>>682859881
Kek
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I am very displeased about these very displeasing reptiles on this very displeasing aircraft
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a rat's ass.
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don't talk about pugilism group
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Observe me
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I'll never release you, Jack. I'll never release you
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>>682857948
It's show Time ! [Beetlejuice]
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Go kill peter's aunt may, ya daft twat!
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I need your apparel, your footwear, and your two-wheeled vehicle.
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>>682860628
check this shit out!
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>>682857948

Not the Apis mellifera!!
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your mother fornicates with demons in places most foul!
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I am known as Inigo Montoya. Your actions resulted in the death of my father. Prepare to die.
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Great power comes with great grown-up stuff.
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Shut the front door, Danny.
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>>682860943
come with me if you want to stay alive
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Luke, I am dad.

GET YOURSELF TO THE NEAREST HELICOPTER, POST HASTE!

"ah!" (from Home Alone, but done with a gay French accent)
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The name's James. Bond, James.
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Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya, and by the way, look at my hideous fucking face and keep this image in your mind throughout all of your childhood ESPECIALLY when you're trying to sleep in a dark room.
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Hey, don't knock fapping. It's sex with someone I love
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Serpentes, I don't like em.
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>>682860104
Top kek
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I see people who are no longer living.
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Toss me the whip and in return I shall toss you the idol.

You're a spellcaster, Harry Potter.
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>>682861372
My fav so far
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That is one large pile of excrement.
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Doc, are you tryin' to tell me... That you built a time travel machine? Out of a car?
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>>682860165
That should be 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a Cruz's ass"
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Now I know what the inside of a microwave dinner feels like.
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"nah"
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I do not have a particularily good feeling about this.
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>>682857948
scheiss aus dem fenster
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I'm here to chew ass!

-Dick Kick'em
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I live my life 1320 feet in a moment.
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I wasn't being completely honest.
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"I don't feel good about that."
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"you should meet god now"
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>>682857948
You had me at hi.
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You want a finger, I can get you a finger
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>>682863737
kek
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>I drink your slurpee, I drink it up!
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"I am trained in martial arts."
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LET MORTAL KOMBAT START
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Wait here a sec, I'm just gonna step outside.
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>>682857948
You won't be able to take honesty.
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Greetings, gentlemen, it's good to see you again!
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>>682859626
>>682859754

KUNG FU CHOP!
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>>682857948
I'm going to have to kill Kari Shaw of Norwood, MA
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"you wanna see a neat illusion? watch me hide this pencil"
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>>682857948
You only slightly cut my arm off
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You punch like you take it up the gluteus maximus.
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>When this baby hits 88 kph, you're going to see some serious shit
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>>682857948
Rule One: We don't talk about violence activities.
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Nein
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>>682857948
Yippee yah yo motherfucker
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"Whats in the square shaped container? What's in the fucking square shaped container?"
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Luke, I fucked ur mum lol
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It might hurt a little bit
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>>682857948
I need my big wooden stick. I think better with my big wooden stick.
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>>682865137
10/10.
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>>682857948
Whats in the cube shaped container!
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Some things in here dont react well to fire arms.
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>>682857948
GET TO THE HELICOPTA
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Take the firearm, leave the dessert.
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>>682865137
fucking kek
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You cannot handle the things that are right
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No, Luke. I am your paternal figure by biology.
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>>682863171
Lost it man
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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I DO NOT LIKE HORNETS
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>>682857948
should have been
>may I behold the currency
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>>682865584
nice contribution, fag, now do us all a favor and shoot yourself
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Storing dead shit people is not within my jurisdiction; THAT'S why
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You can't handle the facts!
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>>682865816
I've contrabooted more than you have. Do it right or get the fuck out.
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>>682857948
>allow me to view the currency
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>>682865913
>>682865540
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>>682865913
Kek
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>>682865934
>implying there's a right way to change a movie line
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>>682865985
Shit. missed it.
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Are you guys having a good time or what?
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YOU SHALL NOT COLLECT $200

>>682865934
Every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you
Party pooper
party pooper
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Dylan, you stupid nigger!
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You can witchcraft, Harold
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no luke, I am your parent.
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Props if you get this one!

>Chuckle and people will chuckle too, cry and nobody else cries
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>>682866235
>>682865631
>>682865280
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>>682866230
Harry potter
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>>682866194
KREK
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>>682866141
Top kek
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>>682866062
Post a fucking screenshot you nigger. That way people know what line in what movie you are changing.

>>682866141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMOzvxQHywM

I'm posting gold, what are you doing, spouting random nonsense?
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you are no longer employed
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Bluntly, maiden, fuck you
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>>682865039
The first rule is the same as the second one.
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>>682866124
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>>682866407
if you cant recognize a slightly altered FAMOUS movie line, you're a fucking shut-in aspie that needs to watch more movies
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Has there ever come a time where you waltzed with Beelzebub in lunar illumination?
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>>682857948
HOO-RAH!
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>>682866407
Prove your contributions or fuck off to /r/4chan, niggertron
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>>682866194
lulz
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JOHNNY has arrived!
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>there was a shootout!
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I'm pretty mad and I want you to stop it
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>>682866124
9/11
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>>682866666
Quints have arrived
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I can view skeletons
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>>682866666
satan quints confirms best post
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>>682866687
Name one thing you'll need your idiotic fuckin' climbing apparatus for!
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TRASH DAY!
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>>682866666
Wew nice quints lad
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LIQUIDIZED SCHWARTZ!
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>>682857948
Shieeeeeet
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>>682863171
>>682865285
>>682866194


>>682866572
I could have posted another one, but no, you fucking ruined it.
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Does he resemble a bitch?
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You are a buff guy,
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They may kill us but we can do what we want
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>>682866849
Yes.
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Love means never apologizing
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>>682866923
>>682866572

I wasted two fucking posts on your nigger shit. Nigger.
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Hey Peter, how's it going?

Okay, if you could come in on Saturday and Sunday, that would be perfect.
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Whoop de doo, motherfucker!
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I've come to kick ass and enjoy some chewing gum, and I am fresh out of chewing gum!
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>>682867085

Cool
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I consume your ice cream juice

>>682866923
I was preventing you how?
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They can take our lives, but they can never take our fake Scottish accents!
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>>682866965
Does his physical makeup resemble that of a female dog?
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>>682857948
Where is the currency Lebowski?!
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It's a device designed to catch prey!
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>>682857948
Funky
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It was appealing appearances that fucked up the monkey

>>682867168
>not "It's time to chew ass" -Dick Kickem
FAG
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>>682867186

>>682867192
There's no hope for you. End it. kys

Oh look, a third time I could have posted something good, instead I gotta tell off the summer fags.
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>>682867285
It's an elaborate ruse.
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Yin Yang mother hubbard
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Johnny is here!
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I will carry you to the gates of Heaven myself.
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Wizard Glass, does my ass look fine?
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>>682867285
>It's a man, baby!
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>>682867486
Ill take you down to the paradise city
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>>682867386
Actually, Duke nukem was quoting the original source of the quote himself. The original isnfrom the movie "They Live."
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You put the wax all on, you take the wax all off, you put the wax all on and you scrub it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about.

>>682867390
You put the Mad in mad max
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I do what I do best, I shitpost. You do what you do best, try to stop guys like me.
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Don't fight where we plan fights

>>682867599
Still, chew ass
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Yippie kay yay, he who fornicates with one's mother
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Glorious enchantation!
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>>682867390
>Replying to every bait post there is.
Boy, summer SURE is early this year!

Life is like a box of diabetes causing sweets.
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It applies the lotion to its skin. It does this whenever I ask.
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>>682867651
>You put the Mad in mad max

Thanks?
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I've grown frustrated of these god-forsaken reptiles on this god-forsaken aircraft!
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>When this baby hits 111 kilometers per hour, you're gonna see some funny shit
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>>682867758
corny ass
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She made the Kessel run in 12 units of distance equal to 3.2 astronomical units
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>>682867338
kek
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>>682867723
She got a GREAT KABOOSE!!!
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>>682866999
nice full house
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>>682857948
fuck me, Logan.
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>>682867798
68.9 MPH?
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>>682857948
Feeling lucky, bub?
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Yankee doodle doo, mother father
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>>682865137

lol
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I am expected in Asgard!
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RUETTIGER, RUETTIGER, RUETTIGER, RUETTIGER!!!!!
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What is this? A building for little people?
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ET phone big booty bitches 900 number
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I will complete... What you began, grandpappy.
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>>682868159
Kek
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>>682867931
dubs > trips
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Get busy living, or sit around mom's house for 30 more years.
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>You are pretty big for your age

-Bane-
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>>682867783
It means you're flustered by my own accord
you got goofed
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>>682857948
If you say what again...
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It becomes full of feels at in the early morning in the zone which borders the Atlantic ocean at the end of Summer Vacation.
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yippy yi ki ay- is Sioux for "help me"

Snapple fact of the day
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I am a gentleman portraying another gentlemen dressed up as a different gentleman.
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>>682868602
sure whatever mad max is awesome I rule fuck you
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It's not flying. I'm falling and am abusing physics.
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>>682868771
Is that an offer?
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I got her number you stupid faggot
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I AM GOING PLOP MY TESTICLES ON TOP YOUR DRUMS
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>>682868669
yippy yi ki ay me, yippy yi ki ay you!
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>>682868929
Kek

That was a horrible movie
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>>682868861
I wanted him to pull out Jericho and go Oz on Wills ass.
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I am the one who checks if theres anybody home
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>>682857948
Draw me like one of your French horse.
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>>682868929
THIS WEDDING IS HORSE FECES
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>>682866124
kuks
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i wish i knew how to make you stop fucking me up the ass
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>>682867285
That chick has a dick!
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>>682869033
>>682868929

Sprechen sie penis?
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Paint me like one of your Western European girls.
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It was just a fucking dog.
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>>682868929
Ships and Bitches
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Speak english space mexican!
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>>682857948
Of course! Anyway, we don’t have Americans, we’re Lice.
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No no no no no no!
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>>682869554
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>>682869275
tip top kiks
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>>682869275
/thread
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Momma always said "jail was like a box of chocolates, except that instead of chocolates theres niggers"
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THE FORCE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

GOODNIGHT
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Here's a bunch of plagiarized ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozgCOYNbFY4
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>>682870291
...life is like a bag of jellybeans, no one likes the black ones.
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>>682857948

>Show me tomato salad
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>>682870629

>forgot image...
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Bring out the rubber clad faggit
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>>682863089
Most underrated post itt
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>>682869275
Topkekek
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>>682869275
kekekekek
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"I fucked up"

-Character who seems to be made out of CHEESE!!! hahaa-
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'Brace yourselves, winter is coming'
-Boromir, in the Fellowship of the Ring
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>>682871074
I literally just watched the whole trilogy, when does he says that?
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>>682871046
Jesus Christ.... Just get out
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>>682871157
The one before he gets his head kut off
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>>682871244
I get what you are doing. And yes it's funny. But it's the wrong game for this thread.
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Because I was upside down.
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Most of these quotes arent even right... are you guys fucking stupid or is this a new meme?
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I never did provide your son with the luxury of a blanket
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>>682868844
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>>682865137
Holy shot!
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"my baaaaaaaaaeeeeee"
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>>682871865
>HAHBBHBHBHRHRLLRLRRRLR BBB

?
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>>682865584
"Stop typing gay man" -anon
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Let of some water gas, Bennet.
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Great, cock. Don’t get kiddy
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>>682867537
I fucking died dude
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im ur dad
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>>682872186
Kek
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1 million bitcoins
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>>682857948
luke you're my son
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ayyyyyee lmao
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There is always a bigger black cock.
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Game time expired, man.
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>>682866971
For Thou
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ayo baby, want some fuk?
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You're in charge of the shovel.
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Dr Pavel. I'm Central Intelligence Agency
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Superlative!
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I'm looking for my son meme o.
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"It's no good to meet dead."
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Well ya see, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Zed has passed away darlin, Zed has passed away.
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Shit, Dave! What the fuck you think you're doing?
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Diverse pass.
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don't forget the spaghetti
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To infinity, and further!
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daffodil
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"You will need to procure a slightly more massive floating vessel."
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alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
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AKIRAAAAA!
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I visually detect deceased humans.
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"His name was Robert Paulson"
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Would you like me to grind on your lap?
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Something's wrong, Houston.
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>>682875702
Anywhere ticket
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>>682863089
Best post
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>>682866666
damn nigger
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I've seen some shit, pal.
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>>682857948
get to the chopra!
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well, that is what you think, man
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No. They expect one of us in the wreckage, father
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Smart lizard.
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@682876729
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Are you fucking stupid? this quote is from se7en, not fight club
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>>682865584
Wow, have you ever seen one man so angry at people he's never met before?
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>>682857948
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!!
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He's lookin' at your kid.
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you have been successfully removed
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CURSE YOU!
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>>682857948
You ain't stepping past me nigga- Gandalf the black
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I could have saved more of those dirty worthless kikes. I could have saved more!
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>>682877519

great job there
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Dicks?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE DICKS!
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ZANZIBAR
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Now that I've met you would you agree you're never going to see again?
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>>682877628

MY NIGGER that is a great one
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Are you there, lawyer?
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Guess who's having KFC for dinner?
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Set down the artillery, and bring the lasagna.
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You find me comical? Why is that?
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Boom.
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Prettiness killed the animal.
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>>682879450
What's going to happen?
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>>682866666
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"Who the fuck are you?"
"I'm the janitor who does his job. You must be the other guy."
>inb4 chan janitor jokes
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Peace out, astro-nigger
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>>682879990
Here is John.
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>>682857948

Asshole, the line is

"WHERE IS THE MONEY?!?"
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No milkshake for you, Eli.
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>>682861366
Nice dubs, also kek
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Insert credits man, insert credits
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>>682878509
>*knock knock knock* Pence!
>*knock knock knock* Pence!
>*knock knock knock* Pence!
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>>682862889
Kek
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HE'S SPARTACUS!
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No bucks, no Buck Henry.
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I see Bruce Willis
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