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Okay so I've been thinking about killing someone for a long time now. Anybody got any tips on what to do with the body and best way to kill them ? Pic unrelated
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>>682857240

Throw it in the ocean
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cut off fingertips, burn body, wear satin gloves, dump in middle of lake/ocean
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>>682857240
You should killl someone in particular


Yourself
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>>682857240
You must be absolutely sure that they deserve it, above anything else
A life is a terrible thing to take, OP
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>>682857240
If you have a motive to kill someone that others know about, you'll get caught
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I think you should write random crap instead of killing someone
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>>682857240
step 1: graduate middle school
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>>682857240
Best way to kill them is strap mask connected to helium tank. Don't worry about the body, the cops will find you eventually
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The person I want to kill is someone I can't go into great detail about. They do deserve it as they have one of my family members hostage. I just need to cut all ties from their dead body to me as I cannot go to jail because I wouldn't survive in that environment to be quite honest.
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>>682857240
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>>682858166
Checked
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>>682858179
potassium cyanide in a spray bottle.
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>>682858179
>they have one of my family members hostage
jesus dude what shithole country do you live in
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>>682858179
>OP wants to kill his stepdad

lol

did he put it up your butt faggot?
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annon its very simmple. burry the body. in some sort of outside enviroment away from hikers and boy scouts. butty it 7-8 feet down and cover it with wood planks because it will otherwise cave in and arouse susspicion later. godspeed.
DO NOT BURN IT. THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT AND THE WHOLE JOB WONT GET DONE
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Don't kill him, just take his eye balls out, cut his thongue, cut his fingers and let him alone in the middle of a desert place in arizona.
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>>682858179
the best way to cut all ties from the body is to not fucking touch it. just leave it there
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>>682858179
You thus have a motive and will get caught
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I'd say gunshot, and dumping the body in a river somewhere. Post pics after pls
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I am from a small town in Ireland which isn't that bad at all but nobody will do anything to help because the people who have one of my family members hostage are really powerful drug dealers who basically run the place. I've been thinking about using chemicals alright seems to be the best way to leave as little trace as possible.
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>>682858737
headshot plz op dont be a scrub
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>>682857420
Body will float and be discovered.
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>>682858179
>they have one of my family members hostage
Oh okay, so you're butthurt that you don't get to dictate who your family members have relationships with and want to kill them because you think you know best. Classic sociopathic delusions of superiority.
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>>682857240
Cringe threads next door, you double nigger
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>>682858823
What about tieing a heavy object to body. Like an anvil or some shit
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>yogurt

If you know what this is... and how it's related. Let me know. I don't have a picture of the guidelines on my phone unfortunately.
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>>682858807
Call the Ira. Tell them that the dealers are funneling money to ulster red hand groups. They solve your problem for you.
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>>682858179
What do you mean they have a family member hostage? That's illegal
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>>682858807
the new IRA hate drug dealers right
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>>682858628
Do this but bury a dead dog a few feet above the corpse. Cops would think it's a false positive if they use dogs.
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>>682859230
Unless they're giving money to the IRA funds
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>>682859071
The body will decompose and the weight will come lose.
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>>682858875
Sociopaths don't have delusions. They're more logical than you are
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Poison. a small amount of antifreeze will kill a person and can only be detected if they know to look for that specifically, plus the taste is sweet so its easy to hide. If you know them and people know you have it out for them you will most likely be caught
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Just kill yourself instead, OP
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>>682858737
Mmm, good point
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>>682859395
People will get suspicious if a healthy person just drops dead. You would another cause to cover it up.
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>>682859388

I would say their only downfall is when they are couple with narcissism and most of them are.

The true logician is more like a scientist.

Just saying
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There is really no way you'd ever be able to get away with it when we have technology as advanced as it is today. You'll get caught eventually...don't take the risk
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>>682857240
Poisons. you live in England? google

wolfsbane
belladonna
hemlock
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"Just get a revolver, AKA a problem solver"

If you go through with it, then you need to pull their teeth out with pliers, and cut their fingers off. It's messy, but it's what you need to do to make sure you don't get caught. Then, bury them in the desert/woods. That way, if somebody finds the body, they won't be able to match dental records or fingerprints.
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>>682859556
What makes narcissism a downfall though?
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>>682859959
Arrogance makes a good plan turn bad quickly
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>>682858713
This. Unless you have a flawless alibi.

Your best bet is to kidnap the person and bury them in the desert. If you're closer to the ocean, try a cement-filled plastic barrel. Lye is very good for dissolving any organic tissue, except teeth.
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>>682857240
Lure your victim to the nearest lake or river, make sure there's no witnesses, if it's a girl, strangle her or kill her in some way then rape her dead corpse, if it's a male, just kill him already and then dump him/her onto the river/lake and 90% of the evidence will be gone by the time someone finds the body floating. Wear disposable gloves for precautions, i done it before, trust me, it works, or you can bury the body elsewhere and make sure no one sees you.
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>>682859959

It can be good or bad for them, their goals. Their general domineering combined with narcissism may distort accurate views on things.

A pure logician would say, I have used social coercion to dominate.

A narcissistic sociopath would say, I have used social coercion to climb to the top of my company and I am the greatest that ever lived.

There is a difference here. Not saying sociopaths can't be the former.
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>>682860137
This is true
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>>682859395
What a load of horse shit.
>a small amount
You are one of the most autist on /b
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Bury them about 2 feet deep in a remote part of a forest. Face down at about a 20 to 30 degree angle after you give them a yogurt enema. Try to pump as much as you can in there, you need to get at least a couple cups in. They'll decompose beyond recognition very fast. You can rip out their teeth beforehand and throw them in a river or something. Try to make as little of a mess as possible of course. Clean up very well, not even a single hair can be left in your car and such. Be smart and remain calm. Take a moment here and there to compose yourself throughout the process if necessary.
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>>682857240
For first timers, it's better you start with murdering a homeless person, you can lure him to the nearest woods just by giving him/her food or money, and then kill him/her there, no one will care about that worthless fuck living on the street. bury him and trust me, no one will bother to find a homeless person.
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>>682857240
Leave the body where you kill them. The less you touch and come in contact with the better. . 22lr to the base of the skull instant death almost no blood. Hold the muzzle to the skin to muffle the blast. Have an escape plan.
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>Dealers
Lethal shroom mixed with their own dope, like amanita :
- think it's bad quality dope with stage 1
- Don't report to doctors
- Report to hospital too late for stage 2
- Bye-bye or anyways their dealing biz will go public
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Use a shotgun, pick up the empty shells after you shoot, and then leave the scene. If you have an alibi, they won't catch you
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Use a gun. Wear gloves. Shave serial number. Leave the gun at the scene.
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>>682860633
That is every way to get caught
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Yes you will die in prison if you get tcaught
The best advice for getting away I have is this. You must think like a dead body.
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>>682859078
stuff orifices w/yogurt speeds up deterioration
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>>682863297
kek
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You can get somebody else to do it for you:
- Another pissed-off dealer
- A police officer using self-defense
- Some random person in a car accident...

Just observe, stay put, and ready for the good opportunity.
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>>682857240
Just stab them in the parking lot at night and run like hell and don't come back
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Get drunk
Get in your car
Smash them
Report to police in tears
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I say slit the throat then buy a plastic tub and fill it with acid, works like a charm
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Hire someone maybe
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>>682858061
Kek.
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Find a pig farm. Pigs eat everything, hair, bones, teeth, etc.
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>>682857240
>Hang yourself with a high altitude weather balloon
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>>682859916
Bingo.
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>>682866445
Lolo lollipop k Olli lol
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