Okay so I've been thinking about killing someone for a long time now. Anybody got any tips on what to do with the body and best way to kill them ? Pic unrelated
cut off fingertips, burn body, wear satin gloves, dump in middle of lake/ocean
The person I want to kill is someone I can't go into great detail about. They do deserve it as they have one of my family members hostage. I just need to cut all ties from their dead body to me as I cannot go to jail because I wouldn't survive in that environment to be quite honest.
>OP wants to kill his stepdad
did he put it up your butt faggot?
annon its very simmple. burry the body. in some sort of outside enviroment away from hikers and boy scouts. butty it 7-8 feet down and cover it with wood planks because it will otherwise cave in and arouse susspicion later. godspeed.
DO NOT BURN IT. THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT AND THE WHOLE JOB WONT GET DONE
I am from a small town in Ireland which isn't that bad at all but nobody will do anything to help because the people who have one of my family members hostage are really powerful drug dealers who basically run the place. I've been thinking about using chemicals alright seems to be the best way to leave as little trace as possible.
>they have one of my family members hostage
Oh okay, so you're butthurt that you don't get to dictate who your family members have relationships with and want to kill them because you think you know best. Classic sociopathic delusions of superiority.
Cringe threads next door, you double nigger
Poison. a small amount of antifreeze will kill a person and can only be detected if they know to look for that specifically, plus the taste is sweet so its easy to hide. If you know them and people know you have it out for them you will most likely be caught
"Just get a revolver, AKA a problem solver"
If you go through with it, then you need to pull their teeth out with pliers, and cut their fingers off. It's messy, but it's what you need to do to make sure you don't get caught. Then, bury them in the desert/woods. That way, if somebody finds the body, they won't be able to match dental records or fingerprints.
This. Unless you have a flawless alibi.
Your best bet is to kidnap the person and bury them in the desert. If you're closer to the ocean, try a cement-filled plastic barrel. Lye is very good for dissolving any organic tissue, except teeth.
Lure your victim to the nearest lake or river, make sure there's no witnesses, if it's a girl, strangle her or kill her in some way then rape her dead corpse, if it's a male, just kill him already and then dump him/her onto the river/lake and 90% of the evidence will be gone by the time someone finds the body floating. Wear disposable gloves for precautions, i done it before, trust me, it works, or you can bury the body elsewhere and make sure no one sees you.
It can be good or bad for them, their goals. Their general domineering combined with narcissism may distort accurate views on things.
A pure logician would say, I have used social coercion to dominate.
A narcissistic sociopath would say, I have used social coercion to climb to the top of my company and I am the greatest that ever lived.
There is a difference here. Not saying sociopaths can't be the former.
Bury them about 2 feet deep in a remote part of a forest. Face down at about a 20 to 30 degree angle after you give them a yogurt enema. Try to pump as much as you can in there, you need to get at least a couple cups in. They'll decompose beyond recognition very fast. You can rip out their teeth beforehand and throw them in a river or something. Try to make as little of a mess as possible of course. Clean up very well, not even a single hair can be left in your car and such. Be smart and remain calm. Take a moment here and there to compose yourself throughout the process if necessary.
For first timers, it's better you start with murdering a homeless person, you can lure him to the nearest woods just by giving him/her food or money, and then kill him/her there, no one will care about that worthless fuck living on the street. bury him and trust me, no one will bother to find a homeless person.
Leave the body where you kill them. The less you touch and come in contact with the better. . 22lr to the base of the skull instant death almost no blood. Hold the muzzle to the skin to muffle the blast. Have an escape plan.
Lethal shroom mixed with their own dope, like amanita :
- think it's bad quality dope with stage 1
- Don't report to doctors
- Report to hospital too late for stage 2
- Bye-bye or anyways their dealing biz will go public
>i've done it before, trust me it works
You can get somebody else to do it for you:
- Another pissed-off dealer
- A police officer using self-defense
- Some random person in a car accident...
Just observe, stay put, and ready for the good opportunity.