Whats your favorite name or euphemism for girl parts?
When I was about 5 I asked my father what a vagina looked like, he said "like a beautiful morning flower just opening up for the sun." So I asked what it looked like after sex, he paused and said "Have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?"
Cave of Wonders
That's about it. Anything else belongs in the funny list. Maybe "cunt" is hot in some contexts, but not really.
>girl swirl, for particularly meaty labia
I just call all pussy "stink". Matter of fact I simply call all women "stink". See a hot honey walkin' by, I be slippin' under my breath "Stiiiink...."
Started calling buttholes "garlic knots" after I saw some pizzhut commercial and connected the dots. Called my ex-girlfriends asshole "ruffles" because of the webbing, but that's really none of your business.
basically anything that sounds sweet and savory when its anything but
See, I would find that gross were I a normal person, but I have a fantasy of eating a girl's pussy just after she's wet herself.