Property is over-priced in important cities here too. Barely makes a difference to me.
gonna listen to it and feed in league after i finish this documentary
hopefully the place you get allows pets
I won't get any pets while I'm there.
Bye guys! CHOW! CHOW!!
Civil War start right meow
you do not have permission to access to the ass
but i thought he slept at the foot of your bed and needed you to feed him?
it is ok, you can always join eisen's pants. >>682854545
like 3/4 true
I'm surprised nobody has posted the "arbeit mach frei" sign that's at the entrance to Auschwitz and said "get in here".
I swear a picture of Birkenau was just in my captcha for this post.
How do you claim to know this?
with the power of eisens pants you shall defend the universe
i'm just running on empty claims.
Nothing bad ever happened in Auschwitz.
Well you're surprisingly accurate.
also everybody knows the foot of the bed is prime sleeping position
It fucking was as well.
"Select the pictures with grass" on a post with an Auschwitz joke.
> not spooning your partner
Well if you hate intimacy I suppose you might be right.
I've never had a good spooning session before, I dunno if I was doing something wrong or if it's just way over-rated.
i do like intimacy tho, i even like cheesy romance lines. i'm merely getting the general idea of how you do it into the picture.
Are you your partner's footstool since you're so tall?
tell more cute things you've done before please
You're doing it wrong.
Of how I do it?
idunno either, i'm just bored and i want to smile at nice stories from people i know.
of how you do it, yes.
now also tell me cute stories.
I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.
that'll be the day won't it
anything goes? i don't think i understand how something could cross the line on this subject matter. sex stories are fine, sitting on the couch watching shit is fine, just something nice you're willing to write for my enjoyment.
It may be.
Specifics will stay between me and him. Certainly not telling stories in thread.
yeah man all these brand new namefags poppin up all of a sudden
You need a better hobby. Read those papers.
very nice, you get an A.
yeah i really do. talking to people is hard though.
>Read those papers.
i guess that'll kill an hour. send them again please i have no idea where they were saved.
I mean a better hobby than collecting "stories".
Can't at the moment.
I went to a horse race once with my grandma, since I wasn't betting anything I didn't have a grand as a time as I could have.
How was it?
>no horsie snuggles
a WHOLE buck down the shitter man, this is why gambling is bad
why did you go to a horse race of all things tho
z's boss invited us
but also, the real reason that bet was intense was because the people at the betting machine in front of us were so drunk that they forgot to take their 20$ voucher, but they left before we realized what happened, so we waited like 10 minutes to see if they'd come back and they did not. thusly, we stole their money and bet it 2:1 on a win, and lost by a nose. woulda been a free 60$.
yeezy yeezy yeezy just jumped over jumpman
woa what are the odds of that, what a shame.
just think of the poor machine, being given money and then abandoned
if you want
dunno how much attention I'll pay to it
hey steve are you listening to new perturbator
no im gaming in this game that requires hearing, but later yes
nooooope, ill kiss ya though
>not playing every game with music blasting
>not playing csgo totally deaf
i care about this game much more than i care about csgo
get yr lips ready
how many times must i impress upon you how little i care about rank, and how little you should too
100% correct. would you like to collect your prize?
Have another recent drawing :3
My sig is on the drawings
Thinking about maybe looking at Korichi for inspiration next.
Well, I keep practicing, that's for sure. It's just a matter of whether it's in 20 drawings, 50 drawings or 100 drawings I'll reach that goal and have to set a new one :>
This here was a recent darkgem study result...
Go seez itz
Heh. I'll never be satisfied with my own drawings, but as long as they're better than my previous stuff, I have to be improving, no?
Here's the followup darkgem study. It's not completely finished...
How does one proceed this dark path
it's good. you only have minor problems with proportion, which you will fix easily i imagine.
you must consume fiber daily, i take 10 grams of psyllium husk. then you will use the enema bag nightly and fully empty yourself so that every day you may be used.
This one was requested in a drawthread. People sometimes confuse me.
Have some butt. I'm off to bed. Be good, bud.
Civil War was great
I've never dated a guy who would cuddle me. they'd fuck me but when I'd want to cuddle they always claimed they were "too warm".
I guess that's why I only have causal sex and still sleep with a teddy bear.
What're you doing now?
But you're not and I don't want to touch you
Walking with Snarf to my place. Why?
You've doomed us all
How much walking
I never wanted to save the world, but doom it! Mwahahahahaha!
Fun fact, my brother was taken aside by a teacher in grade school and educated on what a eunuch was because said teacher was ignorant to the spelling of Smokey's last name.
I bet he puts the same face while taking a shit
Yeah probably, but I do my best not to think about that.
you draw the best snapchats I've ever received
but it sucks and im sad
that last one was really good. Shame to see such artwork disappear forever after 10 seconds, but I guess that's part of the appeal?
it was a dragon thinking of another dragon. I know I can screencap but that's lame snapchat's supposed to have this mortality to it.
I've seen enough good buttsex faces to know that that's what those are.
unf fucking powfooo and his ultracuties
whimsy sobriquet used to be darwin's league name
>doesn't open it to reveal "ur a faget"