My fave books do u read too I'm a total nerd xD
"You look like the girl who pooped on a bunch of flags."
'Your name is an anagram for Hazel Bite, which is a coincidence.'
When she responds asking why: 'Because I want you to bite my hazel'.
At least you'll be original before she cancels that match.
The only thing that I can do to help you to be a good idea for me to do with the new year is your favorite part of my resume and I am not a good idea of the time of year to date on all of your website on top and the rest is history of a few weeks back to me and my husband is in a couple days and then you will have a good idea of the time of year to date with all of your help with this mail is to get a new thread in a couple days and then you will be a good idea.
Yo babe, I vape all day. Now that you want my D, you better give me all the best parts of you, uncovered, so I can see if I should even consider letting you have my footlong. And yah, it's 12 inches and you can't say otherwise if you want it.
she gonna unmatch but whatever, better than the rest and dont want thread to die
>A ass nice
"A nice ass" flows a little better there bud
Hello, my name is OP. I'd tell you my life story, but I'm afraid the details are quite inconsequential. But very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self improving boulongerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical; summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. At age 9, I received my first scribe. At age 12, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum, I suggest you try it.
my pp is 400 feet long ill fuk u reel hard bby
"I wouldn't say I'm gay. Not in the conventional sense. If you had a cock, I would give you the blowjob of a life time, cause your just my type. But, then again, maybe you don't have a peen. That's ok too. The things my tongue would do to your sensitive little asshole would make your toes curl. I'm a conduit of sexual pleasure. A coitus savant. You could just dismiss me as a fool, or you could take advantage of a unique opportunity. A ticket to ride the pleasure coaster is at your disposal. Seems a shame to deny yourself the possibility of a religious experience. Want to take a chance, roll the dice, see God?"
Dubs decides my fate, no longer care /bros
Yeah, not op, but I'll keep delivering, I've given up pretty much all hope on finding a decent women, so I'll say whatever the fuck anymore, just don't give me any shit that'd get me put in jail and I'll say it
You know the drill, dubs decides what I say to this warlock
Yes but I'm literally going for the first dubs dude, I honestly don't give a fuck what these girls think as I have no intention of following through with any of them.
As I said, as long as it doesn't involve me getting arrested for saying it, I'll literally say fucking anything.
Purely in this for teh lulz
This whore didn't pick up. To make up, I sang about it. Enjoy .