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>>682832401

What haven't you told anyone?
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>>682851153

i called a girl a half-breed bitch and told her i hope she kills herself

because she rejected me
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My finger is inside my anus. Right now. Haven't told anyone but you guys.
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I like my cousin and I want to get closer to her, if you're picking up what I'm putting down. I think she likes me too but I'm not sure. Any advice?
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>>682851411
only a finger? fucking faggot
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>>682851476

dont do it man
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I'm in love with my bestfriend's gf (she is also my friend)
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I like Nickleback
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>>682851507
Why?
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>>682851593
because she will probably tell people you tried to sexually assault her
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GOOD NIGHT MY SWEET PRINCE
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>>682851964
Kys feggit
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ill share something , you guys probably will think its pretty retarded.

So when i was young i knew a kid named caeden. He was a chubby kid with glasses and would always run out of breath because he has asthma. My brother and i basically created stories about him, enough to have its own mythos.

Lets start from the beginning. Caeden has his own coorporation call: Caedan coorporation. Its sole purpose is to go into toilets to find people shitting to collect poop. Caedan also has a bunch of clones of himself that go out and collect poop. What caeden does is eat this poop. You see caedan is an alien and the only way for him to survive is to eat feces.

ill stop here for now. If you guys want more i can post all of the mythos. there is still a shit ton i havent told you
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>>682851964
>>682852111

i meant to post it in the other thread about dead johnny depp

im so fucking sorry

oh god here i go im hanging myself
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>>682852209
oh and he goes into the piping to collect poop.
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>>682851703
Well I wasn't planning on raping her. I just need advice on whether I should tell her how I feel or not. I think she likes me too but I'm not 100% sure so keep that in mind.
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>worked at cruise ship casino dealer
>stop in thailand for 2 days
>me and female bartender fuck buddy
>go out drinking weed lmao
>end up picking up a shemale prostitute
>go to hotel weed lmao and fuck all night >prostitute fucked my f buddy i was sloppy second then fucked the shemale and we DP the f buddy
>fuck buddy have 2year relationship at home
>shit was cash
pic semi relate looked like her but with shorter hair
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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
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To the person who asked if I was most affected by alcohol: yes, that and MDMA are probably tied. Combined with a fair amount of opiate abuse (which does fuck you up) and weed I've gotten myself in a sordid state of affairs.
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I literally come on this board to try to make friends because I'm so shitty at communicating in reality.
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>>682852432

i mean at some point she will say yes maybe kind of and you will touch her maybe just hug her or kiss her

and then she will freak out and feel guilty

and then she will confess it all to her parents and say you sexually assaulted her

and you sir will be up shit creek without a shit paddle, which is basically like being part of shithawk down except with more shitclocks tickin rick
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>>682851411
Call us back when there is a sharpie too
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>>682851153
My mother has cancer and she is about to die in some months.
I don't know how to speak to even my closest friends about it.
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>>682852788
Are you retarded?
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When I was in 2nd grade I went to a different sort of school (kids were let to do whatever the fuck they chose, no real classes) and I quickly made friends with kids my age. Eventually one of them convinced me into letting him suck my dick for a bag of marshmallows. First blowjob at the age of 7.

3&4th grade my neighbor (he was ~3 years older) started showing me the wonderful world of porn. After a while (still don't know how, memory about this shit is really fuzzy) he started to have me suck his dick. He'd suck me off too, sometimes 69 as well but never any penetration. He came in my mouth once.

Later on when I got into middle school I started saying "you suck" every time I passed him. A bunch of other people did this with people they knew and I didn't mean any harm but after a few months he had a nervous breakdown and told his parents I was doing this. Was forced to apologize to him, but I could see the fucking guilt in his eyes.
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>>682852432
Do it. The incest taboo enables rape culture, it makes victims shameful of coming forward. You have a moral obligation to fuck your cousin and announce it to the world.
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>>682853205
Years later I walk passed him in highschool and he goes from laughing with his friends to dead silent and avoiding eye contact.

It's probably fucked me up pretty badly in some unknown way but TBH I'm pretty normal aside from being a bit socially awkward.
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>>682853135

No, as a matter of fact I am not. But what would compel you to ask such a confrontational question?
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>>682853205

>you suck

Dude this is...oh my fuck.
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>>682853244

I can relate to this too hard..
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>>682853918
story?
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>>682852788
Knock knock Lahey, Fuck off!!!
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school had 2 building 1 for 1to5 graders and the other 6-8
so we where 8 grade me and 2 friends and a girl from our class after school we sneak to the kids building 4th floor had only music classes so 4out of 5 days there was noone there
so we go in the mens restroom and basically take her top off and grouping her bare tits ass and pussy she kinda struggle when we do this but every day she was coming with us willingly
we stay there like a hour or 2 after some time she start to give us blowjobs one day i invited her at home after school and lost my virginity to her
we did this because a 11th grader that was neighbour to one of my friends told us that she do blowjobs btw she was older with 2 years but was in our grade because parents moved a lot and she miss school a lot or some shit like that still remember her boobs and her black bush
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>>682854721
sorry for bad englando ^^
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>>682852209
guys i have to know how retarded this is please someone respond
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>>682854898
No
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when was 21 went to nude beach with 19y girlfriend some 50+ guy was lying near us
long story short we end up in the near bushes where i fucked her doggy while she was blowing the old guy
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I stole my best friends grandmoms panties
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>>682855802
make the short story longer holy fuck
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>>682855802
I saw this exact story from a thread titled "What's the most fucked up thing you've done with your gf/bf?"
same anon or faggot?
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>>682853244
>you got raped
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>>682854035

hmm alright

every since I was in elementary school I was the kinda kid to start play doctor games and whatnot. Except I did it with mostly other boys. But what really set it all off was when Id bring porn mags on the bus, and Id convince kids in the back seat to show me their dicks.

Then when I moved into this apartment complex, I met this kid that I would always hang out with, sooner or later he pulled out a porn stash and after some mutual curiosity we messed around. Im pretty sure his uncle, who would sit in the living room and rot all day, would watch us inconspicuously. Then I met some older boy, and when wed play timsplitters on the ps2, hed basically grope me while we played from the bed. I just have a lot of stories of me manipulating other guys to do stuff with me, It left some damage.
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>>682856232
no
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>>682856556
I wouldn't say rape since I was sort of willing, definitely taken advantage of though. Sort of wonder if he ever did anything like that again with anyone else. He seemed kind of faggoty last time I saw him
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