How do you live knowing most girls will have come across a dick like mine in their time and will have to force themselves to feign interest when they see yours?
You may be the better person but that primal psychological satisfaction will never be fulfilled.
You're gunna attract a lot of abuse for being so cocky, excuse the pun, but that is a God tier penus.
As long as you make them cum real hard, they don't give a shit. Average dudes just have to work a bit harder, but can still give chicks orgasms as good as a guy with a huge dick. That being said, Thread is obviously bait.
>Says the guy who's so insecure he needs to brag on 4chan
Your probably right actually bro. I could be doing something better with my life right now rather than in sighting people to mock normal physical variations of my reasonably large cockitchen.
retards like you are just a piece of meat.
you bring nothing else to the table, the male version of a vapid whore.
and you fags always forget that women aren't loyal, they want to experience every kind of cock.
sure that might mean fucking small ones, but I'm sure a lot of women would rather fuck 100 different small to average cocks vs the same old boring big cock every single day.
Must be hard for you. I actually have trouble with most girls I've been with. Would actually probably lose an inch in length ideally.
I'm just bored and insighting and emotional reaction from silly bints.
My dick is manly unlike yours
A lot of girls have trouble with it at certain angles/positions but theyre usually to busy enjoying me fucking them without relying on my size. Except if i unexcpectedly bottom out. But seriously unless its tiny anons youre good.
Thanks for making me feel better about myself by talking about your smaller than average cut wang.
I know that feel. My wife doesn't enjoy getting poked in the cervix and says that it hurts. Last time, though, I poked her in the cervix and she moaned. So I kept doing it and she cummed her brains out. I asked her about it afterwards because it's normally something she doesn't enjoy. She says she doesn't know why it felt good this time, but it felt *really* good.
Man being on 4chan makes me feel so much better about my dick. I mean mine is bigger than OP's and it doesn't look fucked up like his.
I never considered myself lucky for my dick but the more time I spend here on /b/ the more convinced I am that my cock is shaped by the gods
Because she realizes if she wants to have a good future for herself and her children, she will have to settle for someone making 6 figures as well as having to sign for every prenup I throw her way.
you can fuck off shit cunt, thats barely even a dick.
that has to cancel out a few inches
Kek what's to be jealous of, you're a shit skin by you're own admittance and have a forgettable dick you are trying to boost your confidence about and long story short bud, it's nothin special as everyone has posted
I was baiting you with the hats. Shoes are where it's at. Everyone knows this. And also, when I said 9 I was talking soft. And when I said 240k, I was only counting what was in my pockets.
Foreplay bro. Makes the difference between pain and pleasure.
I am 6'1" and my partner is almost as tall. Only 6" even, and bottom out easy. Dudes that are above 7 really aren't worth much more than something to suck on, says the previously mentioned partner. She has...experience.
Pornstars can handle that much size either because they fake pleasure for the camera, or their vaginas are so loose and stretched from toys and dicks that are complete outliers to the average size. Most of these fucking threads are from minors who don't know anything about sex.
Odds are, if you worry about your dick you are anxious. Makes you perform poorly. Just relax and enjoy the experience. Both of you probably want it to be great.
We never skimp on the foreplay. Honestly I can't think of anything that stood out. If you're married I'm sure you know that at least some of your sex becomes what I call "mac'n'cheese sex", because it's quick, simple and always good. And that's what this was. I don't get it, but I wish I did. The whole idea of bottoming out and her loving it is a huge power trip.
Looks like a turd sliding out from his ass niggers are so fucking nasty lmao
>You may be the better person but that primal psychological satisfaction will never be fulfilled.
Your intelligence must've disappeared in the process of your puberty. Size is not a " primal psychological satisfaction", size is whats currently meta. 2000 years ago small was the hip thing, congratz on hitting the evolutionary lottery in nothing but your penis
Your dick looks weird and the women I talk to are more preoccupy with doing a quality job at work than wanting to be talked down to by some /b/tard who inst even out of school yet.
>Hide your fucking backpack under age b8
They dont always mind if your dont just ram their cervix. But if you ease up on it and put pressure gradually youd be suprised. Its mostly the suddden accidental knock that is a game ender.
Also this...for the most part.
your girth doesn't look nearly as impressive as your length, and your probably a bit too long for most women... so yeah... your in a pretty mixed blessed situation.. don't exactly envy you.
Well, I'm no newbie. I know how to push her buttons after 10 years. I'm no two pump chump either.
The interesting thing is that this happened in the missionary position. I can't always hit her cervix in that position. I can easily when she's on her belly, so I have to be careful. Maybe it was the angle?
>Why do you keep talking about primal shit?
Do you think it's really that hard to bring a girl to climax?
Try going for 3 hours and make her "finish" more then you. (at least 5 times)
If a girl really cares just about sex then I'm sure doing that will work a love better then a billow average dicking that will last 10 minutes.
If a girl only cares about sex then they are basically a fleshlight that makes you pay a bunch of money everyday even when you don't use it.
>And they can't provide anything to your life that doesn't involve you being their sugar daddy
You're right. Since we live now in our constructed sexually free society where women are likely to try out many dicks and the bigger the better for most of these nymphomaniacs. Of course they'll think of that big dick hot guy (or uglier one with big dick and high self-esteem) when they masturbate next time instead of that nice guy with a smaller wiener.
I think there would be much much less frustration caused by anxiety and depression if every guy had that kind of penis which would give them enough self-respect to continue healthy living in this circus.
Men are animals living in their recreated fake world with all social pressures like worrying about size of their dicks or thickness of their wallets. In the old days it was only the survival of the fittest, and it didn't matter how long or thick your dick was but that you were physically capable of taking what you want and keep it. It didn't matter if had a snake down there when the big guy bashed your face inside the back of your head. Later on men could control women by religion and strict moral codes but then they vanished and now we're having this situation.
I have an average penis but it looks small in my manly muscular body (excellent muscle & strength genes). So yes, you're the winner of the modern society and I am sad and depressed.
People can always try to make you feel better by telling how you can do tricks or lick that snatch like a pro but that's just bullshit and nothing near the same as having the D girls dream about.
Your dick isn't that big, you're like the same size as me and I'm considered average by a lot of girls. Shut up B8 fag
Escapism is a good form of surviving and finding other things in life. Try some drugs... or anything that makes you feel better. I think suicide is such a waste since we live only once.
Luckily mine is a little bigger still. But I get what you're saying. It works both ways too. Most girls you mert will never have these perky boobs like that one girl had who you fucked in high school. Are you still enjoying your time with the others?
I've never actually had sex because it's simply too big for girls to take. If that's not god tier I don't know what is.
Just work out, lose a few pounds, use a bathmate and other clit pump/penis pumps several times a day, earn a lot of money, get a life, a personality, and use your tongue a lot. Take steroids and penis growth pills really work well also.
Easy, after that pleb cock they are dieing for a real man's cock. Yours smells like spoiled milk and sadness. Mine is 9 inches of throbbing pleasure. Bitches like to ride it like it's filled with daddy's approval. Have fun with your skinny, normal ass cock. Cuck.
Weebles kept jerking around on the table, caused all the fat to be injected near his pubic bone. Doctors don't charge him for it, since it makes his penis laughable
Do you want some mushrooms for your collection?
I don't know how much it'll even do... when I was thinner it looked like this.
thank you interesting head Id still suck that
you were blessed and cursed woman must have fun blowing you off but I would never take that in the ass I belive females feel the same>>682867497
loose wait gain a few inches its what Im doing
Pic related, my cock and favorite reading material
I'm very much alive, thank you. And probably fucking way hotter chicks than you.
Yeah, a big cock isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's tough enough going in, but pulling out's a bitch.
hi gay guy here seen and sucked many dicks and I wouldn't suck that I mean Im cool with forsking but that weiner is thin as hell I have dildos that thin and they were for when I started anal
Yeah right, because there's one person out there with a folder full of ridiculous dicks who frequents dick rate threads just to dump the pics and derail it... uh huh.
Indeed, I have destroyed many a hymen.
don't care. sure it bothers me a bit, but what can you do? learn to use your tongue and fingers. dexterity is a great addition to a mediocre dick. i've got my height (6'4") and a 7 inch dick, but i'm fat, so it's like 5.
plus, if you're not secure with who you are, no chick will ever be satisfied. something to be said about being okay with YOU before lusting after a woman. otherwise, it's just a joke. for you, for her, for the people who watch you.
take away lessons:
don't be so hard on yourself
improve where you can
love yourself, and the people around you, for the right reasons
good thread op.
if you're eating out a prostitute's vagina, you're doing it wrong. girlfriend, fiance, or wife, is another story.
plus, a tongue ride is fuckin fun and intense. if you don't like eating pussy, i legitimately declare you to be a faggot.
literally almost shit myself laughing.
Gtfo of here with your tapered carrot looking dick and you cordless balls. No girl in the right mind would suck that. Girth monster checking in.
My dick is the same length and girth I wouldn't say my dick was exceptionally big.
Also, your bell is shiny, because you have a mild yeast infection from your girlfriends slightly unclean vagina.
You woman is a smelly hoe, cracka.
Oh they would take it just not up the ass. Thats a no fly zone for me unfortunately.
whats the circumference? plz be accurate instead of trying to compete with those idiots who cant report girth with a virtual +0.5-1.0 inflation cause math and culture of liars makes it impossible to read a tape measure honestly.
Your life must be shit if you have to come to /b/ to brag about your balloon dick to have something to feel better about. Not even a smallfag. But i guess when you're shit at everything else clinging onto a clunk of flesh between your legs is an easy vent.
im bi so honestly seeing a guy bigger than me does nothing but turn me on. I'm not insecure enough to care that much what women think either which is a curse 99.9% of straightmen have, not saying i'm some sloppy shit that doesn't care about what people around him see just i dont live trying my best to get female attention or worry if my cock is big enough, it's little less than 7, 7 inches when im uber horny.
Having it that bad must be scary, most girls have no idea what they are, so when they see them they think it's something they can catch, I've honestly never seen someone with them so badly before...that's gotta suck.
Behold, the god dick. All your white girls belong to me now.
Those fucking lumps, god damn
That's a nice cock, but you gotta fix those fucking lumps somehow, it looks like you got some crazy STDs going on or some shit.
But what if mine is bigger than yours and other people have ones bigger that? Ever thought of that? Right now you should stand on top your ego and fucking hang yourself for even starting this thread.
Bro, learn some biology, the g-spot is on average 2 cm into the vagina, too long and you're just pounding the cervix, which dosent provide as much pleasure as having your head near said g-spot, also, your a cut fag