How often do you disgusting pieces of shit brush your teeth?
Brush and floss twice daily here, and I'm fucking British.
>inb4 pathetic excuses like "brushing twice daily is bad for your teeth" lmao
I haven't brushed my teeth almost 4 years
once a day. I dont feel like doing it in the evening. Yellow is the actual color of your teeth, but flossing is the secret to not rotting your teeth haha.
I rarely brush, like before meetings and dentist. Rarely have cavity's yes I would like to brush more but I'm a lazy pos
>>682848351
>in 4 years
Good lord man...
I make sure to brush at least once a day cause I cant fucking stand the feeling of unbrushed teeth.
>>682848351
Pics!
I brush three times a day.
Used to brush them once a day until I started taking three different types of medication that all give me cotton mouth. So to avoid karies I have to brush allot.
>>682848351
He's right we need pics
>>682848584
I'm going on a month, usually I brush about once a month If I brush more I get really bad breath for some reason, its pretty backwards.
When I get up and before I sleep
>>682848152
I've been trying to brush more. After skipping the dentist for about two years I recently went and had to get 11 fillings. I have no idea how I had that many cavities but I am really lax about brushing. I am usually too lazy to brush in the evening and in the mornings I always sleep in and have to rush out the door.
After every blow job.
ITT people that don't brush their teeth and think it's okay
Brush twice a day, floss daily in evening or after meal.
>>682848152
Havnt brushed since i moved out of parents 18 odd years ago
Usually twice times a day, but often, stoned, sleepy and/or late for work i just don't care. I try to take care of my teeth, because of fear of that fucking drilling. And ofc i love that freshness after brushing!
>>682849281
>Can't even ITT:
Filthy casual.
>>682849400
Found the neckbeard who doesn't brush
>>682848152
I brush twice a day, but I don't floss much.
>>682848516
>>682848584
>>682848906
>>682848152
twice a day sometimes more depending on what i eat
>>682849902
But why not brush your teeth? Is it really THAT hard to brush them?
>>682849902
Are those baby teeth?
Brush once a day, floss twice a day or more.
>>682849902
Not that bad. The tartar is disgusting though
>>682849902
Ewww that's disgusting... How can you even feel comfortable talking or smiling to someone?
>>682848152
I love how people on \b\ make a big statement about how they do basic hygiene. Good for you cunt you brush your teeth want a fucking medal? If you have nothing but your hygiene to brag about you're a fucking loser who obviously hasn't accomplished anything in life. Other than brushing your fucking teeth I could give a fuck if you take 200 grit sandpaper to the teeth everyday
>>682850667
Fite me irl and not online autistic bitch boy
>>682850180
No their just covered in plaque
Once a day, every morning. Otherwise talking to people is horrid because of my breath.
>>682850180
I'm considering a new mouth when I got money that is why I m not bothering
>>682850235
they are crooked teeth bro I am 19 yo
>>682850667
I am on 4chan dude I don't talk or smile too much
>>682848152
3 times a day.
>>682849902
You need to go to a dentist soon.
>>682848152
1-3 times a day, never had cavities, broken some over the years because of street fighting and rough sports, 2 are still fucked cause dentist did a poor job fixing them up, probably gonna fix them up good soon since i'm rolling in cash atm.
>>682850667
goes into hygiene related thread complains about how people are bragging about having good hygiene
>>682848152
Brush floss rinse twice a day.
Why don't you rinse op?
>>682850667
Brush your teeth sicko.
>>682848152
1st off, stop taking pics from my fap folder
2nd, Brush 1-2 times a day, floss once a day
>>682850908
Brush your fucking teeth golum
>>682850667
its forward slash anon
>>682848152
You're not supposed to floss twice daily
>>682850908
>I'm considering a new mouth
Hey, doctor? Can I have a new mouth?
...no, I don't mean replacement teeth! I want you to surgically remove my entire mouth and replace it! Geez, can't get good healthcare these days, huh?
>>682851529
you think brushing my teeth will save me ?
>>682851239
I wasn't aware b was the official hygiene thread.
you dirty cunt im British and if you were a true brit you'd fuck these yanks off and brush one per day + use toothpicks and thats it you fucking colonialist bastard
This is no lie, I was barelly brushing my teeth only before meeting people pretty much.
I didn't go to the dentist for 3 years even if I had health insurance that covered it, I went after 3 year of non brushing because I was about to lose my insurance.
Turns out I did a cleanup and dentist told me everything was fine and if I want they can "repair" my right canine because it was a bit chipped off.
>MFW
>>682848152
Humans aren't suppossed to brush their teeth. It's not a primal behaviour. It's just a money making scheme for the ''modern'' women and fags.
>>682852121
You are not smart.
>>682848152
I shit you not I didn't brush my teeth for 3 years. Smoked crack about 200 times over that time period, smoked cigs and weed daily. Went to the dentist, brushed my teeth before I went. >wow anon, your teeth look great and you have no cavities, I can tell you brush regularly.
That was 6 years ago. Been brushing my teeth 3 times a week since then and still no cavities or receding gums ;)
>>682849902
Teeth are fine your gums are fucked though
I'm at work 50-60% of my day, I shower and fucking head right to bed when I get home.
Got sick of the "fuzzy" feeling on my teeth so I got all my oral hygiene shit and put it in my toolbox, the disposable floss/toothpick thinks are a lifesaver.
No fucking excuses.
>>682852121
>>682852121
>>682848152
Once a month or less. Haven't had a toothache since I replaced my toothbrush with vitamin D, Magnesium, and Calcium (taken at different times of day).
>>682852543
It's clear you don't socialise, neckbeard.
Brush and floss once daily. I didn't used to floss, but my last dentist appointment was a scaling which sucked dick. They obliterate your gums while drilling out calculus deposits. I couldn't eat solid food for a week. Still have receding gums from grinding, so I only brush once and wear a mouth guard when sleeping. I wash it with hydrogen peroxide.
>>682851719
He is not talking about a normal hospital I think
or not a hospital
>>682852605
Aside from weekly D&D 3.5. I prefer to use my breath weapon every 1d4 + 1 rounds to keep away normies.
>>682848351
Same. God speed plague brother
>>682848152
I don't remember the last time I brushed my teeth. Maybe 2 - 3 years ago.
How the fuck can I reliably get that white fuzz shit off of my tongue? I can brush and brush and the stuff near the front comes off, but NEVER the back. And it comes back like, every single fucking day.
>>682848152
never floss,brush when my mouth feels really dirty, usually 3-4 times a week. Spend a lot off time scratching plaque off with my nails though, and i never leave food stuck behind my teeth. Even so, I have gingivitis and have gotten quite a lot of cavities.
>>682849902
I literally fucking smelled your shitty gym sock breath through my screen. Fix your shit.
Step 1: Buy a pistol
Step 2: Blow those disgusting face maggots out of the back of your goddamn head.
This is why you don't have a normal life you mouthbreathing fucktard.
>>682852121
It only applies if you avoid any processed foods which is really hard to do.
Any tips to stop biteing nails, my teeth are paying the price.
>>682854713
No it applies in all situations. HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE NOT GETTING IT? It's not even funny at this point because I know half of /b/ is stank mouthed garage dwellers and there's no helping them.
Ive been brushing my teeth like once a month or less since like 6 years(maybe more) and im alcoholic and im scared of going to the dentist
>>682855066
what the fuckstache
>>682851404
>brush your teeth sicko
>sicko
1000 keks I do brush my teeth but I'm not bragging about it on 4chan because it's standard. Maybe I should start a thread about how I wipe my ass and how many times I wipe
>>682848152
once a week im good
>>682855066
>screenshot
>>682855066
>like once a month
bullshit
usually two to three times a day, more often than I eat anyway
>>682855066
alcohol is the best germ killer
the upside of life
>>682848152
once to three times a week, teeth are still ok, need to get a few fillings but fuck that noise to expensive, also i feel like letting them go for a bit before brush floss makes them healthier, like more immune to shit
>>682855179
Right out of shower it was all wet
>>682855914
oh yeah?
how was your shower?
hot and steamy?
>>682848152
2 is not that big of a deal, the right is four - after the main meals and before sleep. And the real joke is actually Alabama on roting teeth, the joke over brits is teeth structure
>>682855534
I zoomed in the face pic you retard
>>682855560
Not bullshit and i drink beer everyday like 12 cans but thanks it must mean they're not too bad
>>682855844
Beer too?
>>682848906
The bad breath is from exposing the anaerobic bacteria in your stinky fucking gum pockets you pig. Start brushing and flossing every day until that shit gets cleaned out or you're gonna end up with rotten mouth and heart disease.
>>682855895
My niggah
>>682848152
How many good boy points you get for that?
>>682855066
your moustache is a disgrace, why is it wet?
>>682848152
Twice daily. My teeth are still fucked tho my family has brutal teeth. I'll have them all replaced before I'm 40.
>>682851404
>sicko
An hero, faggot
>>682856041
Yes your mom enjoy it this way
>inb4 funny and original
>>682853722
you can't
Honestly? Maybe once every week. No cavities ever. 26yo.
>>682856488
Because shower
It looks better when dry
>>682848152
Once or twice a day.
>>682855560
You only need to brush your teeth once a month. Corporations are just trying to make it seem like you have to brush everyday to make toothpaste an every day necessity thus making them more money.
I brush whenever I feel like I need to, so usually two or three times a day. I don't floss.
>>682856569
Haha epic bant, anon xDDDDDDDD
>>682856709
I hope so, god damn that makes the picture 100 times worse
>>682848152
>682848152
brush once a day, floss once every fuckin never
>>682848152
Once a day... It's enough for me, and so far no problems.
>>682848152
I brush once a day, floss when I need it, and use mouth wash when needed also.
I was on a trip to the US and had a toothache, at the ripe old age of 32 I'd just got my first cavity, I went to a dentist and he drilled and filled it for me, he told me drilling my teeth was like drilling reinforced concrete, he told me that on the few occasions he had to treat Britbongs that our teeth were often a lot harder than US teeth because of the fluoride we have in our drinking water.
>>682848152
Brush once at night, don't floss. I go to the dentist every few months and haven't had a cavity for 7 years.
>>682853722
Eat yogurt and cut down on the fucking soda. Use a tongue scraper twice a day. You get that shit from yeast and it lives on sugar, it's a dietary problem.
Twice a day, but I use a soft bristle brush. Flossing every other day or so, need to up that game.
>>682848837
ADHD meds and some antidepressants really fuck the mouth
>>682856959
Yeah i make memes about shit for a living
God save fluorine
>>682857402
So do dicks, same rules apply to adhd meds, keep em out of your mouth faggot...
>>682857630
I need them nigguh
>>682852353
>Didn't brush my teeth for 3 years
I believe that
>Smoked crack about 200 times over that time period, smoked cigs and weed daily
Stop lying.
Can I bleach my teeth with a q-tip?
No matter how much I brush, floss, mouthwash, etc. I never feel like they're as white as the amazing teeth I see people have
Should I get whitening strips? I already get my teeth cleaned 3 times a year instead of the normal 2
4 times a day
I didn't brush my teeth for two years, this happened, left top molar rotted, right top's filling fell out, and wisdom teeth became infected.
