ITT: We summon a hacker to leak what's on Dan Schneider's computer.
Oh dan "if she can stand, im the inside man" schneider
I'm an actor. I'm also someone who lurks on /b. I also just did a guest star role on a new sitcom Miranda was on, and Dan was there was as well as a visitor. Got to spend a lot of time with both as it was a five or six-day work window. I can honestly say I didn't see anything wrong with this guy, and she's actually completely normal and was the nicest person on set. He was cool too. Everything seemed up to par. lmao @ you thinking he's such a perv. He simply found his niche and it's children's TV programming. What are you doing with your lives? LOL.
Imagine that chunky stubble and Jabba the Hutt tongue going down on you like he did Ariana in her trailer in private while he let her mom borrow one of his AMEX platinum credit cards to go shopping and get something to eat, "It's on me!"
Imagine you're Ariana thinking about all the money you're going to make. How famous you're going to be. All the while having this desperate fat fuck licking you down there and putting his pudgy fingers in both your holes. Imagine the excitement of it all. Actually doesn't sound disgusting anymore, huh?
Nice try, Dan. You would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those darn kids.