okay /b/ I need your help. how do I get the cum stains off of my wall. pic related. I need help my family is coming over soon and everyone will see it
like this shit? do I just pour it on the wall?
what's step 2
now isn't the time for judgment I have a serious problem here
>now isn't the time for judgment I have a serious problem here
If you wipe it away (not hard) it'll fade and be invisible after a while
If you try hard to wipe it off you'll just scrape the paint off and end up with an even more noticeable mess
So just try wipe it off with tissue and wait 30 minutes it'll fade
You're fucking disgusting.
You need to cum in a small container (small glass, tacobowl or whatever) and chop 1/3'rd of a normal chili as fine as you can.
And save the "juice" from the chopping board!
After you need to squeeze the chili to pop as many of the cells as you can before mixing it into the jizz before rubbing it on the stains. (Do not fucking rub it outside for obvious reasons)
Why does this work?
The chili mixes with the chili juices and creates a chemical bond when mixed (only the juices, not the meat of the chili).
>Why don't I just rub the chili on the wall?
Because it doesn't bond that easily. You need to start the reaction outside since you are working with a hard surface.
I'm afraid that this is not simply my first time. this is a build up of multiple times of cumming on the wall
I can't. It's in a weird place and I'm not strong enough to move the bed against the wall. I'm a weakfag
Are you sure the baking soda thing will work? I feel like it would need some sort of liquid wouldn't it? And I can't afford to fuck up the paint guys the man downstairs will take another one of my chair legs
> I can't afford to fuck up the paint guys the man downstairs will take another one of my chair legs
>I'm afraid that this is not simply my first time. this is a build up of multiple times of cumming on the wall
Wtf is going on over there OP?
last time I broke the fan and one time when I broke the curtain the man downstairs came up when I'm wasn't home and took away the legs of my chair and when I go to sit down on it chair fall over. he does this three times now. its never expected because sometimes he waits a long time. friend came over and stole sink faucet one time and I not know and for the next two weeks I check chair before I sit down but one month later I go to sit and chair break. I have broken my wrist because of this. it seems like it is not that much of an issue but it is a serious inconvenience. that and he takes safety deposit every month even if nothing is broken and if something is broken he makes me pay for it too.
this is not very important. I need the cum stains off of my wall. help me
I am in Latvia
it also might help to mention that chair legs is not only thing he takes. he kills me silently. things I do not expect. he will put a chain that is barely too long on my bicycle and when I go to get grocery I crash half way there. he has come before and put white cd covers over my dvds that I watch and then moved them around in their cases so that I cannot see which movie I am going to play and I may try 50 times to get good movie but not find movie. he has put coolaid powder in shower head and the new sink faucet that I bought when friend stole it so that my body and hands turn red when I use water. he does these all the time but I cant move out because he is only one in town who will let me have my bread
>he is the only one in town who will let me have my bread
people in village don't like me eating my bread even though is family recipe is best in country
why not focusing on my wall I have baking soda what do now please help I don't have long
Just apply baking soda to the cum stains.
Add a little water so it'll actually stick to the wall.
Your problem's already taken care of once you actually bother to start doing it.
Now we're just reeling at the ridiculousness of your whole living situation. This thread will survive through the ages as a screencap.
does this look like it will work? am waiting for results
I'm thinking your walls are porous right? You need to mix the soda with a little water and wipe for a few mins...
If your walls are smooth and plastic like, just rub the hell out of them with water.
am op. still waiting for results. it looks like might do good yes. if not I will try the ammonia bleach but I am not sure that I have ammonia will the brake fluid work like >>682848850 said?
Cleaning guy again.
That looks fucked. You're gonna have to brush that shit off before you do the bleach & ammonia [brake fluid] mix.
Goddamn Op you're making a bigger mess then needed.
holy shit comrades am op and the baking soda has done it it has worked. children are almost entirely off of wall. the wall looks like paint is not right paint and is not right color. how do fix /b/? will bleach and brake fluid do job well good or will more baking soda be yes?
> ur gonna impregnate the neighbors wife with that aim
You just won this thread anon. Here, have a dead kitty on me.
what I read is that bleach brake fluid is a very no. I do not have ammonia the man downstairs probably does but I do not want ask. I can get brake fluid from garage without man knowing and that is why I was going to use brake fluid but if brake fluid is a no then I will no
Let him try bleach and break fluid
He can handle it :)
He knows exactly what he's doing because if he don't he would of been a normal person and wiped it off with a damp cloth but hey, bleach and break fluid sounds better
am op and no more old problem new problem yes comrades. baking soda is in carpet wat do b no vacuum will fit and I do not know how clean help
Jesus how do you function. Either use it with water to clean your carpet or house a broom pressing from the side instead of the normal action
It provides for firmer bristles and more dust moving action
Well now you've done it Op. Looks like you're gonna have to clean the whole wall or that spot's gonna stick out
This guy's got the right idea: >>682850478
just rub it with gasoline. obvs yr good at rubbing it out. light a match if the smell gets too strong
But.. you're gonna need to make a paste to get it to stick to the wall.
Got any Styrofoam plates or cups? Break a few up into the gas and stir until it's a paste.
Tell us how it goes.
you are very smart man comrade thank you baking soda is no more there is gone now thank
the stains seem to still be on the wall but they are less there do use more baking sode or get bleach ammonia brake fluid mix help
I do not have gasoline I ride bicycle gas is no and no Styrofoam if plastic paper plate work yes but no foam in house
holy fucking shit if someone is screencapping then make a new thread I need this screencap
Why the fuck are jizzing on the wall anon? Damn dude just use a tissue or a sock, fuck I mean, just lay on back and let it shoot on your stomach ffs. Why the wall? As for your question, just scrub it with bleach and tell your family you need to repaint that area.
Well you're back to square one.
The baking soda was a faggot idea and didn't work. Had to clean the rug up too.
You should have listened and went with the bleach mix but Noooo....
Now what? Everyone's gonna see that and ask. But they'll know the truth OP.
Yes they'll know...
>we're just having an argument
>get off your pedestal jackass.
i do not argue, you just do not know whats the reference to baking soda in the video. but thats ok, there are bunch of normans out there.
Kek. The stains didn't even come oUT. Now your family will look at that and be like "looks like anon tried really hard to clean those jizz stains and failed, even fucked up his carpet too. Where did we fail as parents?"
op here. I am going for the ammonia friends. you are telling me that bleach and ammonia is the best way, yes?
fuck off you fucking ukraine fuck I am op another pic to confirm you are faget anonymous I come and fuck your mother
I am going off now to steal ammonia I think man downstairs is gone and I will mix ammonia and the bleach and post when mix is done before put on wall yes? wish me luck comrades
it is work! thank comrades!
op is back comrades. timestamp and wall and baking sode to prove I am real op not ukranian faggot imposter. I am not kill I am very live man downstairs come home and smell smell and he come up and see bleach and ammonia and say I need hospital and open window. he says if no go hospital then no live home and I cannot move I have to keep making bread so ancestors not disappoint. man did not notice stains when come upstairs yes comrades? I am going to hospital. trust no pictures or posts anymore on here unless they have timestamp yes comrades? those are imposters that try to steal my name and bread. this will be final post but do not worry comrades. I will return.
How about cum in a fucking sock next time you dirty fuck
How can you trust the man downstairs?
He's not taking you to the hospital! He's gonna KILL you!
Lock the door and close the window.
Get back to scrubbing Op. When he see's how clean it is he'll want to taste your bread.
Alright, OP. I'm gonna go ahead and call bogus on this last post, because I don't believe your actually mixed bleach and ammonia, and I don't believe you're going to the hospital.
However, I'm giving you credit for one of the best threads I've seen in awhile. And I'll also give you extra credit for not trying to bullshit us too much and for not dragging this thread around like a dead horse.
Great thread. Thank you for the laughs. Always needed.