Mods from pol are gay tell me what to say
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Mods from pol are gay tell me what to say
I have a big mushroom and I make big cums
Kara to make one with us in it, haha?
I was written about once in a romantic novel. And by romantic novel I mean news paper article about a search for a serial rapist.
>>682840429
Ask her how many dicks she's taken.
Need some inspiration for you next work?
>>682840633
Done
The others made me laugh but I wanna see how far I can get before acting like a complete retard.
>>682840633
Fucking smooth
>>682840429
Hah! I was on /pol/ and your faggot thread inspired me to come over to /b/ for a classic thread like this.
The mods maybe fags, but they're right. Your thread belongs here, fag.
>>682840981
Usually I wait from 30 minutes to an hour before answering so people think I have a life.. Which I don't
But they don't have to know
>>682840429
Post some more of you matches while we waits for this bitch to reply. I've got loads of offensive comments to bust on these bitches.
I dunno why I didn't use this sooner. Why are Girls like this?
This fucking NAME HAHAHAHA
Ohh! Cool! The setting will be a pirate vessel in the Caribbean, the year is 1834. I'm the captain of the ship, Captain Beuf-Curtin, and you shall be mermaid in distress. Have you ever been fingerfucked with a hook?
>>682841937
I'd like to meat you analy.
>>682841766
Sorry to lead you on.
Actually, I'm gay.
You could still write one tho, forbidden love and all that. Maybe I'll even turn straight in the story ;) ;) ;)
>>682841937
So how do we do this, Analy?
Do I take you to dinner first, or do we skip straight to the buttsuff?
>>682841766
What's stopping you, if you write as beautiful as you are it should be no problem, right? ;)
>>682842024
Roll
Wow. Playing hard to get, I see
>>682842024
This
>>682841937
Love your name. Let me butter that biscuit.
>>682842024
>Captain Beuf- Curtin
my fucking sides
do u know gary mitchell?
WEW LADS
>>682842499
Well, you already look part fish. No offense
I want to raise my mast for you
>>682842499
I've always wanted to get with the kind with a fish head but lady parts. That way I could, you know
>>682842499
Your purpose for setting sail was to find gold. But instead, you came across booty far more precious...
You fall hard in love in the captain, and want to get human legs, and the only way is by the creation of true love between us....
For that you need the magic password, also known as phone nr
Here's another
>>682843037
sup bitch
>>682843037
WTF, girls never talk first. I bet you have a dick and/or are a robot.
>>682843037
What was life like in the 1930ies?
>>682842916
I went with this one
>>682843037
some one stole my toilet seat
>>682843199
kek
>>682843199
Check'em
>>682840429
https://www.google.com/search?client=mozilla&rls=en&q=%50%54%48%43%20%43%48%49%4c%44%20%50%4f%52%4e%20%53%49%54%45%53%20%48%4f%57%20%54%4f%20%4d%41%4b%45%20%41%20%50%49%50%45%20%42%4f%4d%42%20%42%41%52%41%43%4b%20%4f%42%41%4d%41%20%41%53%53%41%53%53%49%4e%41%54%49%4f%4e%20%4e%49%54%52%41%54%45%20%50%4f%54%41%53%53%49%55%4d%20%46%45%52%54%4c%49%5a%45%52%20%56%49%53%43%4f%20%46%55%53%45
>>682843606
well, this is going to be in every dubs thread now
I get a cancer. Because of you. Can we have sex before i dead?
>>682843606
Roll
I'm taking a shit and it's hurting so bad lol sup with you
And another
>>682843606
Roll lmfao omg
>>682843976
Nice bitch
>>682843976
Ever since I saw the movie León - the professional I've always wanted to bang you
>>682843976
What's wrong with your guinea pig?
>>682843976
Have you ever been told that you look just like your dog?
>>682843606
Ha, this is choice.
>>682843976
It appears we have similar interests. Would you care to establish a friendship with me that could develop into something more? Perhaps fuck buddies?
>>682843976
I like you. Do you like me?
OP, we want more of Kara
>>682843976
Hey girl. You ever get freaky with that thing?
D'ya ever let that dog lick your butthole?
>>682841766
I'm bi, we can oggle at guys together
>>682843976
I have a dog, too. We go through about 3 jars of peanut butter a week.
Car to suckle my clam hammer?
Op is rip
>>682843312
This
OP doesn't Kara about us anymore. He turned out to be a faggot after all. Goodbye, you turdburglar.
>>682846796
get dubs and he will deliver