Waifu claiming thread
Emi has the best booty.
I'll be back soon.
>suggestive nonlewd actions
Its getting cold here in the capital of Australia. Need winter gloves on the motorbike.
como etas amigo??
best girl claimed in top tsun action!
>sexy nonlewd gif edition!
How do I stop worrying about something that doesn't need to be worried about?
You know it!
>If dubs, store's closed.
>and so is the pool.
>i still cant drive
AZ... way too hot for me
>just had to do 6 captchas
Claiming Best Ass Game Waifuuu!
Ohh really? How come?
Are you doing something dangerous or she just really likes you?
Woahh never heard of that! Sounds great are you eating lots of food?
>Its always great when you can eat a lot!
Don't give up! Is it great or its ok?
>You know you're right babe
Yeah you must often have headache
Cya! Take care buddy!
the room. its so bad its hilarious.
that's hard....try and distract yourself i would say, the best thing is not to think about it!!
Bueno! You can kinda say that looks like a sombrero lol
Lucky Star dub lol
It's so warm, especially in my room so that sucks
Good, how are you today?
Heyy how are you?
Im doing great! Its beautiful outside, its getting warmer in Canada!
sombueno lol, i like it!! it sounds kinda cutsie
Im quite sure us waifuists could make a much better band than that, just let Kagami on the bass.
I do know it!
Sharknado. The Room. Dessert chimmichungas (chocolate and marshmallow wrapped in a tortilla and deep fried)
I'm doing pretty well. Canada, huh? It's always hot in in the southern states.
>so bad its good
i beg to differ lmao
whats the hottest its been there? im a bit curious
ahahaha, i would love to do that
>to both of those!
I cant blame her, mans a legend
She also has great taste, thats my favorite song of his
Happy to hear it!
well its come out fantastic so far. i honestly feel like its some of the greatest expository material i have ever written!
checkd. holy fuck legs you def have the best
its not terribly hard for it to get ice here in NC lol
Just watched a little bit of episode 1 dub.
That's just bad.
That it's not. Nor is it hard to get snow in May. It's NC weather that's crazy yo.
That's a cute word, I'm gonna start using that
I like it, but there's certain moments that are so funny, like in episode 1, when Kagami says "such a bad boy" I laugh every time, but I still enjoy it, I have both the dub and sub downloaded lol. It gets in the 100s and higher in the summer. The only good thing is that the winters aren't too bad. My city was actually the sunniest city in the US one year so that was cool
Go to the 8:10 mark, it's so funny ^
Ohhh god that's something I have to say!
But you'll never take my throne!
Yeah you're right! Sometimes I wish it could be warmer like in such places.
But summer is coming so I wont complain lol
Nicee! Its even better when you love what you're doing!
>Keep on working hard my brotha
Feliz cinco de mayo n shit
Well guys, Im out, heading off to work, see you next thread more than likely!
>sexually suggestive exit
I object, the dub isn't that bad.
i think we got snow in like mid february didnt we?
i found the subbed version of the Timotei clip and Konata's voice is pretty adorable
thats all ive seen of the sub
Its a great anime go watch it!
I like your style my dude
Leaving with the dubs I like it!
Peace my nigga!
>Related note for Shizuru and Rory, do either of you also play Magic? That is where my true munchkinery lies
So this may be the slowest response in the history of this thread. Yes. I do. Lol
my mom is obsessed with mariachi music but it all sounds the same to me
Like I said, I do legitimately enjoy and watch it, not trying to hate it on it too much
Konata's voice is so cute, I love it
How is everyone?
>just listening to the Gorillaz
>got adverts for Timotei shampoo.
its very exciting that things are coming together!
>mfw Papi telegrams me
Enjoying severe mood swings and cheering up with memes.
Mugi save me.
Well if were going old school tonight...
I see, sorry for jumping the gun.
Nice, what you listening to? The Self-Titled is my favorite of their albums
i JUST went to watch that clip
SERJ STRUMS SO WEIRD WHY
Well, it does sound all the same for most people, even for me most times
That video man, it's too good
Yeah im glad you're having interest in something!
Great days are coming ahead!
>im still kind of new what does telegram stand for? kek
There is one song she plays that I actually like, it's a shame because I have literally zero idea how I would even look it up, and I couldn't even ask her about it cuz I can't describe the lyrics to her lol
Is it some type of app or something?
Do you know if it's recent or old at least? Do you know any of the lyrics? A word or two even.
I might able to find it
Don't apps like Shazam have a thing where you can record the song and it identifies it for you?
Feel Good Inc currently.
My favorite album is Plastic Beach. I just love the synths and shit in it.
Gorillaz is good too
This is my lurkface. It means I'm lurking.
You'll see them from time to time
yeah. https://desktop.telegram.org/ its pretty nice!
From my own bipolarity, give me the memes.
Tell me if any of these names mean anything to you.
Galicia, Asturias, Castille, Navarra, Aragon, and Andalusia.
It's in Spanish and I don't speak spanish lol, I would guess it's fairly recent but I have no clue. I could maybe awkwardly try singing it for my mom or something lol see if she knows
Noted yet again.
Woahh i'll download it right now!
How does it work?
Love thoses lurks faces
All of them mean something, they are all Autonomous Communities from Spain (Even though there are currently two "Castillas", Castilla y León and Castilla La Mancha)
That'd be funny, try at least for the lulz, there's nothing to lose
I just called her right now and she sounded so tired and confused lol, but I'm positive the artist is Gerado Ortiz, cuz I looked up this song and it sounds like it, but its not the song, she plays this one a lot too. I'm gona go through and see if i find it
I dont really know tbh. most people just add me XD
You know you're stuff.
Those, along with Portugal, are the de jure kingdoms that make up the Empire of Hispania, which is just Spain with Portugal, in Crusader Kings 2, currently Protugal and Galicia are owned by me with Castille and Navarra owned by the king of France, the rest is stilled owned by the muslims. Just thought you'd like a bit of an update on how our reconquista is going, also all of North Africa up to Egypt has been taken over by Christian revolts so they have no support so once I get my own country the way I want it they'll fall fast and hard and all of Spain will be Catholic again.
I can't post the link, but, go on Donald Trump's Facebook
>I love Mexicans!
>That shit eating grin
hahaha allright i'll just discover it then!
Thanks I'll add you!
REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE OMELETTE!
I'd love to stay updated on the Reconquista. And please create Hispania, the coat of arms is fucking beautiful. Do what I couldn't do... (I downloaded CK2 and got rekt by the muslims)
>I should learn how to play
Don't worry, you'll pick it up in time
/waifu/ has it's whole own set of memes
Loving your face as well
The pic of him with the taco bowl is funny as hell
I'll listen right now, I'm literally going through the entire fucking vevo page
Thanks my little Akiko!
Legs just for you
Nice pic, I just got tired of playing league.
The best I can describe the song is that it has really fast and kinda playful accordion in the beginning and throughout and when he enters for his verses he like shouts (but not too loud) just sounds a bit exaggerated
Ah, how're you liking the new patch? I've been not playing the last two months but i used to play at low plat.
Not really, no. But welcome back!
Don't even worry, I'm planning on creating a Romanesq super Empire that encompasses all of Italy, Sicily, Germania, which is basically everything between France and Poland, all of Francia, modern day France, Hispania, and Britannia. They sure love their Latin names, currently since a muslim dynasty owns the Empire the coat of arms is their dynasty coat, so for them is a white background with some arabic writing, yeah though this game is tough as shit at first, I can give you the video series on youtube that helped a shit ton when I first started.
I'll keep you posted though, people here like knowing I'm saving their countries, first Tats when we took back Greece now you with Spain.
not much, but I'm currently hunting down a song lol, welcome back!
I don't realy play mages so it doesn't affect me much, I'm also unranked because I never felt attached enough to LoL to actually take it seriously enough to rank.
I mean, nothing stops me from being a complete dickhead in ranked, but hey.
What kind of song? I might help you
>I doubt it tho
hey cutie!!! how was the bike ride???
Ah fair enough.
I wasn't playing mages a ton either, but i still suspect that if their new toys are as poorly balanced as i was thinking when i was reading through them that i'd splash in to annoying everybody.
It's like some beaner mariachi song, dunno if you could help lol, but I think I'm getting close! I've gone through like 3 albums of his
going off to watch kono subarashi!
Latin names sound awesome, more Imperial even.
And I'd love to have that video series, let's see if I can manage to suck less
(You have more possibilities than me, so keep me updated anyway)
>*one week later*
>Yo, Emi, remember what I told you about the super Empire?
>Look at this
Man, I've been ripping Nano completely apart in Depth. Great White Masterrace
Feels good man
you faggots better not be pornin it up in here
It's a great show, have fun!
sadly not it, but I got really close with this album I just finished
Mexican songs?... The only one I know is from Breaking Bad kek
Hey cutie~ It was fun!! I met some old cyclist, he was pretty cool :)
Thanks beard lady!
>fucks around for an hour
>same thread is still up
I love slow threads.
I have found an original print of the 1968 album S.F Sorrow, by the Pretty Things in my old bedroom.
This is a really good find.
>Probably last try
>tfw the Roman Empire won't be back. Ever.
it's crazy how hardcore those old dudes are!!! glad you're back though megumin!!! you got anything goin on this weekend??
I'm gonna go work out now, see you guys later.
>Its 1035 in my game right now
Well now I feel inadequate. I mean I want that one day but jesus.
I agree though I was just saying all the main European Empires are Latin.
This guy does a lot of tutorial series for games like this.
Welcome back, sorry about disappearing earlier, I always watch the news at that time, I need to disappear again though now sorry.
>tfw British Empire isn't coming back
That's alright. See you later.
Right?! Couldn't believe how fast he was going for someone in his fifties
you got anything goin on this weekend??
I got some maintenance to do this Sunday at the fire station, that's all~ What about you?
Glorious Roma shall be back one day.
>Insert butthurt comment about the British Empire.
No thanks to you, that's for sure.
cya later bestbro!
Thanks for the videos!
>Glorious Roma shall be back one day.
We can dream
sup mah nigga?
maintenance???? like on fire trucks???
>sounds pretty awesome if say so!!!
I am having the worst week ever. I may just fucking kill myself.
I cant feel orgasms anymore and i dont know why. i will climax and everything but i feel nothing. its the worst feeling ever and i have no idea how to fix it. if this is trips im shooting myself right now.
i am not envious of you, sir.
It's no dream, Roma will be back one way or another.
>I cant feel orgasms anymore and i dont know why
Stop masturbating for some time, you must have done it too many times.
The biggest fucking rat on YouTube.
Fucking Keemstar, sitting on his ass, wielding a wave of secually frustrated dumfucks and eating away at his pop-corn like a complete cock.
Air tanks, fire trucks, the sation itself.. Pretty much all the tools we use, etc. It's really not that cool, really. It's like... cleaning your weapon I guess?~
Can't be stumped
Sup legs. I is good. who's yous?
how often do you jack off?
hello there. still here from earlier? You're on a roll.
will that fix it? its really horrible.
I am under a lot of stress, mostly from that. I cant think of a life without pleasure.
maybe. i dont know how much is too many. usually its once or twice a day max.>>682848714
on break, sittin my car, smokin ciga and chillin to orchestra
aw naw, i clean aircraft instead lol, it terrible....especially 'cause they're huge flying dildos
thats what ive heard
i sadly cant confirm because i can still wank 3 times a day and still feel just fine
you know how much idubbbz hates Jinx? well amplify that x 1000. that was the most serious ive ever seen idubbbz.
there is much pleasure outsode of orgasm. your brain releases feel good drugs when you climax. reset that, as you may havr become accustomed to it or are not releasing enough anymore.
zen. center yourself. be
>still here from earlier?
Yup, although it is getting fairly late for me.
>usually its once or twice a day max
>once or twice a day
Nigga, stop doing it so fucking frequently, it's no wonder you can't feel anything when you ejaculate.
well what do i do when i get super horny now. if i wait for lets say a week thats a long time without jacking off. what do i do when i get horny because my erections dont go away by themselves.