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>Post pics
>Insult
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Emi has the best booty.
I'll be back soon.
Hola Muchachos
>>682839024
>suggestive nonlewd actions
>>682839208
Its getting cold here in the capital of Australia. Need winter gloves on the motorbike.
Rory claimed
>>682839257
madoka thread!!!
>claimed kagami
>>682839350
como etas amigo??
>>682839257
best girl claimed in top tsun action!
>sexy nonlewd gif edition!
Claimed.
QOTT
What's so bad it's good?
>>682839374
oh shit you know what i mean dog!
How do I stop worrying about something that doesn't need to be worried about?
>>682839434
You know it!
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, store's closed.
>and so is the pool.
>>682839207
>i still cant drive
>>682839208
AZ... way too hot for me
>>682839527
Sonic 06
>just had to do 6 captchas
Claiming best girlie. What's up everyone?
>>682839527
this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0
Mei claimed~
Claiming Best Ass Game Waifuuu!
>>682838895
Ohh really? How come?
Are you doing something dangerous or she just really likes you?
>>682838981
Woahh never heard of that! Sounds great are you eating lots of food?
>Its always great when you can eat a lot!
>>682839024
You're welcome!
Don't give up! Is it great or its ok?
>You know you're right babe
>>682839203
Yeah you must often have headache
Cya! Take care buddy!
>>682839527
the room. its so bad its hilarious.
>>682839550
that's hard....try and distract yourself i would say, the best thing is not to think about it!!
>>682839434
Bueno! You can kinda say that looks like a sombrero lol
>>682839527
Lucky Star dub lol
>>682839608
It's so warm, especially in my room so that sucks
>>682839620
Good, how are you today?
>>682839620
Heyy how are you?
Im doing great! Its beautiful outside, its getting warmer in Canada!
>>682839527
>stealing QOTT form leddit
Kurumi Claimed
>>682839527
Sharknado.
>>682839768
sombueno lol, i like it!! it sounds kinda cutsie
>>682839654
Ass game?
>>682839645
Im quite sure us waifuists could make a much better band than that, just let Kagami on the bass.
>>682839760
Distract me.
>>682839532
I do know it!
>>682839527
Sharknado. The Room. Dessert chimmichungas (chocolate and marshmallow wrapped in a tortilla and deep fried)
>>682839784
I'm doing pretty well. Canada, huh? It's always hot in in the southern states.
>>682839645
Damn this was hard to watch...
>>682839768
>LS dub
>so bad its good
i beg to differ lmao
whats the hottest its been there? im a bit curious
>>682839917
ahahaha, i would love to do that
>to both of those!
>>682838968
I cant blame her, mans a legend
She also has great taste, thats my favorite song of his
>>682839134
Happy to hear it!
Kneesocks claimed
>>682839654
well its come out fantastic so far. i honestly feel like its some of the greatest expository material i have ever written!
>>682839955
checkd. holy fuck legs you def have the best
>>682839973
its not terribly hard for it to get ice here in NC lol
>>682839768
Just watched a little bit of episode 1 dub.
That's just bad.
>>682840272
That it's not. Nor is it hard to get snow in May. It's NC weather that's crazy yo.
>>682839895
That's a cute word, I'm gonna start using that
>>682840046
I like it, but there's certain moments that are so funny, like in episode 1, when Kagami says "such a bad boy" I laugh every time, but I still enjoy it, I have both the dub and sub downloaded lol. It gets in the 100s and higher in the summer. The only good thing is that the winters aren't too bad. My city was actually the sunniest city in the US one year so that was cool
>>682840381
Go to the 8:10 mark, it's so funny ^
>>682839900
Ohhh god that's something I have to say!
But you'll never take my throne!
>>682839973
Yeah you're right! Sometimes I wish it could be warmer like in such places.
But summer is coming so I wont complain lol
>>682840153
Nicee! Its even better when you love what you're doing!
>Keep on working hard my brotha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m1tfMjOOEQ
Feliz cinco de mayo n shit
>>682839312
I know
cya!
>>682840478
what is that glorious ass from?
>>682840462
Oh lawd.
>>682840478
<3
I'm just here Lurking.
Don't mind me.
Well guys, Im out, heading off to work, see you next thread more than likely!
>sexually suggestive exit
>>682840462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I34nshlOPk
I object, the dub isn't that bad.
>>682840401
i think we got snow in like mid february didnt we?
>>682840462
oooohhh
i found the subbed version of the Timotei clip and Konata's voice is pretty adorable
thats all ive seen of the sub
>>682840588
KonoSuba!
Its a great anime go watch it!
>>682840628
I like your style my dude
>>682840711
Leaving with the dubs I like it!
Peace my nigga!
>>682840588
konosuba dubs man.
>>682840711
Bye anon.
>>682832821
>Related note for Shizuru and Rory, do either of you also play Magic? That is where my true munchkinery lies
So this may be the slowest response in the history of this thread. Yes. I do. Lol
>>682840907
Thanks <3
Gotta head out for now though see you all later!
>>682840548
my mom is obsessed with mariachi music but it all sounds the same to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw
>>682840606
cute! :3
>>682840711
Adios!
>>682840724
Like I said, I do legitimately enjoy and watch it, not trying to hate it on it too much
>>682840892
Konata's voice is so cute, I love it
claim
>>682841210
its pretty adorable
>>682839257
How is everyone?
>just listening to the Gorillaz
>>682841172
You're welcome!
Peace nigga take care
>>682841210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5KH9Z383hE
>got adverts for Timotei shampoo.
>>682840478
its very exciting that things are coming together!
>mfw Papi telegrams me
>>682841492
Enjoying severe mood swings and cheering up with memes.
>>682841488
Mugi save me.
Well if were going old school tonight...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KXpJ0bM5zbM
>>682841210
I see, sorry for jumping the gun.
>>682841238
Hi anon.
>>682840892
ye. If I'm not mistaken.
>>682841492
Nice, what you listening to? The Self-Titled is my favorite of their albums
>>682841647
i JUST went to watch that clip
>>682841727
from what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttfk0QinrQk
SERJ STRUMS SO WEIRD WHY
>>682841210
Well, it does sound all the same for most people, even for me most times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMv2PeG-2mc
>Timotei
>Love it
>>682841647
That video man, it's too good
>>682841655
Yeah im glad you're having interest in something!
Great days are coming ahead!
>im still kind of new what does telegram stand for? kek
>>682841751
this winter was crazy for NC lol
>Mugi saving limit
>>682842020
its an instant message service thats anonymous and shit
>>682841742
all good
>>682841964
There is one song she plays that I actually like, it's a shame because I have literally zero idea how I would even look it up, and I couldn't even ask her about it cuz I can't describe the lyrics to her lol
>>682842300
fuckin forgot the image
>>682842300
Is it some type of app or something?
>Thanks btw!
>>682842384
Do you know if it's recent or old at least? Do you know any of the lyrics? A word or two even.
I might able to find it
>>682842384
Don't apps like Shazam have a thing where you can record the song and it identifies it for you?
>>682841800
Feel Good Inc currently.
My favorite album is Plastic Beach. I just love the synths and shit in it.
Gorillaz is good too
>>682841742
This is my lurkface. It means I'm lurking.
You'll see them from time to time
>>682842868
>>682842598
yeah. https://desktop.telegram.org/ its pretty nice!
>>682841935
From my own bipolarity, give me the memes.
>>682842996
>>682842868
>>682842996
>>682842742
Tell me if any of these names mean anything to you.
Galicia, Asturias, Castille, Navarra, Aragon, and Andalusia.
>>682842742
>>682842780
It's in Spanish and I don't speak spanish lol, I would guess it's fairly recent but I have no clue. I could maybe awkwardly try singing it for my mom or something lol see if she knows
>>682842868
Noted yet again.
>>682843144
Pre-reconquista Iberia
>>682843055
Woahh i'll download it right now!
Thanks!
How does it work?
>>682843078
>>682843129
Love thoses lurks faces
>>682843144
All of them mean something, they are all Autonomous Communities from Spain (Even though there are currently two "Castillas", Castilla y León and Castilla La Mancha)
>>682843204
That'd be funny, try at least for the lulz, there's nothing to lose
>>682843059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46dHyGXHqUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn_dcNw57tQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJD3RX0tz6Q
some memes
>>682843529
I just called her right now and she sounded so tired and confused lol, but I'm positive the artist is Gerado Ortiz, cuz I looked up this song and it sounds like it, but its not the song, she plays this one a lot too. I'm gona go through and see if i find it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5ov9eaz16k
>>682843204
Gonna need a vocaroo.
>>682843428
I dont really know tbh. most people just add me XD
>QueenAsuka
btw
>>682843351
You know you're stuff.
>>682843529
Those, along with Portugal, are the de jure kingdoms that make up the Empire of Hispania, which is just Spain with Portugal, in Crusader Kings 2, currently Protugal and Galicia are owned by me with Castille and Navarra owned by the king of France, the rest is stilled owned by the muslims. Just thought you'd like a bit of an update on how our reconquista is going, also all of North Africa up to Egypt has been taken over by Christian revolts so they have no support so once I get my own country the way I want it they'll fall fast and hard and all of Spain will be Catholic again.
Dio-sama...
>>682844526
WB Dio.
>Shizuru
>>682844335
Mainly due to CK2, fun game.
I can't post the link, but, go on Donald Trump's Facebook
>I love Mexicans!
>That shit eating grin
>>682843994
hahaha allright i'll just discover it then!
Thanks I'll add you!
Gal Godat
>>682843889
Trying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UleVAtmcT6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2xJyYHYPmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SokQ7tStt0U
>>682844335
>French Castille
>Muslim Aragon
*triggered*
REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE OMELETTE!
I'd love to stay updated on the Reconquista. And please create Hispania, the coat of arms is fucking beautiful. Do what I couldn't do... (I downloaded CK2 and got rekt by the muslims)
>I should learn how to play
>>682843351
Don't worry, you'll pick it up in time
/waifu/ has it's whole own set of memes
>>682843428
Loving your face as well
>>682839257
you guys are so sad
>>682844921
>>682845139
this
>claiming yume
>>682844921
The pic of him with the taco bowl is funny as hell
>>682845045
I'll listen right now, I'm literally going through the entire fucking vevo page
>>682845078
Thanks my little Akiko!
>>682845279
Heyyy Yume!
Legs just for you
>>682844632
Nice pic, I just got tired of playing league.
>>682845339
>>682845189
I'm just laughing my ass off over here.
Donal Trump really is the madman
>>682845045
The best I can describe the song is that it has really fast and kinda playful accordion in the beginning and throughout and when he enters for his verses he like shouts (but not too loud) just sounds a bit exaggerated
>konata
I'm back~ Did I miss anything?
>>682845426
Ah, how're you liking the new patch? I've been not playing the last two months but i used to play at low plat.
>>682845662
Not really, no. But welcome back!
>>682844778
Hell yeah.
>>682845045
Don't even worry, I'm planning on creating a Romanesq super Empire that encompasses all of Italy, Sicily, Germania, which is basically everything between France and Poland, all of Francia, modern day France, Hispania, and Britannia. They sure love their Latin names, currently since a muslim dynasty owns the Empire the coat of arms is their dynasty coat, so for them is a white background with some arabic writing, yeah though this game is tough as shit at first, I can give you the video series on youtube that helped a shit ton when I first started.
I'll keep you posted though, people here like knowing I'm saving their countries, first Tats when we took back Greece now you with Spain.
>>682845662
not much, but I'm currently hunting down a song lol, welcome back!
>>682845662
Nothing really.
>>682845734
I don't realy play mages so it doesn't affect me much, I'm also unranked because I never felt attached enough to LoL to actually take it seriously enough to rank.
I mean, nothing stops me from being a complete dickhead in ranked, but hey.
>>682845854
Thanks~
>>682845854
What kind of song? I might help you
>I doubt it tho
>>682845867
Alright
Himiko from Btooom!
>>682845734
>>682846170
Mislinked the first one
>Megumin
>>682846170
hey cutie!!! how was the bike ride???
>>682846036
Ah fair enough.
I wasn't playing mages a ton either, but i still suspect that if their new toys are as poorly balanced as i was thinking when i was reading through them that i'd splash in to annoying everybody.
>Shizuru
>>682846170
It's like some beaner mariachi song, dunno if you could help lol, but I think I'm getting close! I've gone through like 3 albums of his
>>682839257
going off to watch kono subarashi!
>>682845839
Latin names sound awesome, more Imperial even.
And I'd love to have that video series, let's see if I can manage to suck less
(You have more possibilities than me, so keep me updated anyway)
>*one week later*
>Yo, Emi, remember what I told you about the super Empire?
>Look at this
>
>>682846518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4nYjcCycpI
>Emi
>>682846302
Your ship seems to have been fixed.
Congrats, lol
>>682846570
that is one crazy file name.
>Shizuru
>>682846570
Have fun anon.
>>682846644
>
Man, I've been ripping Nano completely apart in Depth. Great White Masterrace
Feels good man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnjZj8ZSHIs
>>682846635
>mfw Glorious Rome isn't restored.
you faggots better not be pornin it up in here
>>682846570
It's a great show, have fun!
>>682846635
sadly not it, but I got really close with this album I just finished
>>682846518
Mexican songs?... The only one I know is from Breaking Bad kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0JPTgAtqzw
>>682846358
Hey cutie~ It was fun!! I met some old cyclist, he was pretty cool :)
>>682846668
Thanks beard lady!
Nobody touch my waifu
>leaves
>fucks around for an hour
>comes back
>same thread is still up
I love slow threads.
>>682847156
>poke
I have found an original print of the 1968 album S.F Sorrow, by the Pretty Things in my old bedroom.
This is a really good find.
>>682846982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scss1HUa5qM
>Probably last try
>>682846904
>tfw the Roman Empire won't be back. Ever.
>>682847136
it's crazy how hardcore those old dudes are!!! glad you're back though megumin!!! you got anything goin on this weekend??
>>682847427
ayyy you put on pantsu
I'm gonna go work out now, see you guys later.
>>682846635
>1046
>Its 1035 in my game right now
Well now I feel inadequate. I mean I want that one day but jesus.
I agree though I was just saying all the main European Empires are Latin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAvJJuv1hvM&list=PLH-huzMEgGWBBUYoAjpLxFkbgFw19CeA_
This guy does a lot of tutorial series for games like this.
>>682846904
One day.
>>682847217
Welcome back, sorry about disappearing earlier, I always watch the news at that time, I need to disappear again though now sorry.
>>682847474
>>682846904
>tfw British Empire isn't coming back
>>682847667
That's alright. See you later.
>>682847478
Right?! Couldn't believe how fast he was going for someone in his fifties
you got anything goin on this weekend??
I got some maintenance to do this Sunday at the fire station, that's all~ What about you?
>>682847156
>>682847474
>
Glorious Roma shall be back one day.
>>682847667
Bye anon.
>>682847676
>Insert butthurt comment about the British Empire.
>>682847217
i think the lewd posters were scared off for a bit or took their erp to trash.good.
>>682847676
F
>>682847658
No thanks to you, that's for sure.
idubbbz went OFF on keemstar
>>682847934
>chooses worst waifu
>>682848076
Jealousy wont get you anywhere.
>>682847667
cya later bestbro!
Thanks for the videos!
>>682847939
>Glorious Roma shall be back one day.
We can dream
>>682848090
sup mah nigga?
>>682848090
Yuuko!
Still dodging that ban
>>682847902
maintenance???? like on fire trucks???
>sounds pretty awesome if say so!!!
I am having the worst week ever. I may just fucking kill myself.
I cant feel orgasms anymore and i dont know why. i will climax and everything but i feel nothing. its the worst feeling ever and i have no idea how to fix it. if this is trips im shooting myself right now.
>>682848275
just dont masturbate for a while
>>682848180
i am not envious of you, sir.
>>682848275
>>682848275
take a break and destress.
>>682848090
Hi Yukko.
>>682848217
It's no dream, Roma will be back one way or another.
>>682848275
>I cant feel orgasms anymore and i dont know why
Stop masturbating for some time, you must have done it too many times.
>>682848058
The biggest fucking rat on YouTube.
Fucking Keemstar, sitting on his ass, wielding a wave of secually frustrated dumfucks and eating away at his pop-corn like a complete cock.
>>682848262
Air tanks, fire trucks, the sation itself.. Pretty much all the tools we use, etc. It's really not that cool, really. It's like... cleaning your weapon I guess?~
>>682848400
Yo, Spike. How's it going?
>Shizuru
>>682848254
Can't be stumped
>>682848217
Sup legs. I is good. who's yous?
>>682848275
how often do you jack off?
>>682848547
hello there. still here from earlier? You're on a roll.
>>682848603
>secually
Fuck you too phone.
>>682848377
will that fix it? its really horrible.
>>682848504
I am under a lot of stress, mostly from that. I cant think of a life without pleasure.
>>682848547
maybe. i dont know how much is too many. usually its once or twice a day max.>>682848714
>>682848644
on break, sittin my car, smokin ciga and chillin to orchestra
>>682848626
aw naw, i clean aircraft instead lol, it terrible....especially 'cause they're huge flying dildos
>>682848742
on the same boat. hate phone browsing bit i aint goin on work comp for ot
>>682848846
Nice. Sounds like a good time.
>>682848058
Watching it right now.
>>682847940
K.
>Galko
>>682847940
They're coming back. Can you hear it? Revolution calling.
>>682848770
thats what ive heard
i sadly cant confirm because i can still wank 3 times a day and still feel just fine
>>682848603
you know how much idubbbz hates Jinx? well amplify that x 1000. that was the most serious ive ever seen idubbbz.
>>682848903
If cleaning aircraft is terrible, it's the same for the fire station~
>huge flying dildos
kek
>Megumin
>>682848770
there is much pleasure outsode of orgasm. your brain releases feel good drugs when you climax. reset that, as you may havr become accustomed to it or are not releasing enough anymore.
zen. center yourself. be
>>682848714
>still here from earlier?
Yup, although it is getting fairly late for me.
>>682848770
>usually its once or twice a day max
>once or twice a day
Nigga, stop doing it so fucking frequently, it's no wonder you can't feel anything when you ejaculate.
>phoenix
>>682849094
No.
>>682848714
I is bored af mang, I has nuffin to do
>Emi
>>682849212
Oh, yes. It's very real. Soon.
we must fight the lewd.
never surrender
never give up
ayyyy
well what do i do when i get super horny now. if i wait for lets say a week thats a long time without jacking off. what do i do when i get horny because my erections dont go away by themselves.
>Curie
>>682849492
What are you 14? They will go away, have a wank once a week or some shit.
Niggers
