Hey guys. Another female voice acting thread (I guess I'm going by Shell-chan now? Lol)
I'll read/sing anything you want (as long as it's not screaming. I'm kinda sick so I don't wanna fuck up my voice more). Just give me the type of voice you want and I'll be more than happy to do it!
I'll read off posts that end with 3's, 7's, or dubs, trips, quads, etc.
(P.S. If you wanna donate, feel free to send league of legends cards to my email "[email protected]". Other than that, just enjoy my dudes.)
(Also, guy from last night who offered to make "sweet, sweet love." I laughed my ass off. Thanks! <3)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Women's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womenkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the **** out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're ****ing dead, nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.
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Do it in the deepest voice you can muster
>In Kermit the Frog's voice
"It's okay to fuck a baby-shaped amoeba"
why are you doing this (moan). i thought we were friends ahh(moan).w-w-wait, what are you doing aahhh(moaning) ....moan...don't stop...... harder.....faster....(moan) fuck me like you mean it.....(deep voice) your turn
Hey nerd! Turn around, I wanna give you something....
Wedgie! Aw, are you gonna cry about it? Well deal with it, and if I see you pull it out you're gonna get another one twice as hard as that.
In sort of a loli voice. Improvising would be kool
"I'm gonna kick your ass!" in whatever way you prefer
Shell-sama has answered our prayers
Never forget, Cinco de Mayo