I would've loved to Problem is that Ive got PTSD and Anxiety Seizures. (these were diagnosed at a REAL shrink, not by myself or someone on the internet) so I will not pass any tests when it comes to psychic evaluation.
It really sucks because Ive always wanted to be in the military. (swefag, Im not from the US).
>>682835523 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>682837699 Listen Jarhead, i sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me “Windows Update 10.0.10586” and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>682840719 Except nobody is killing people for greedy one percenters fag. That is just something that you and your hippy friends talk about while smoking pot. Explain to me how any war America has ever been involved in was waged on behalf of greedy one percenters dipshit. What do you think that greedy one percenters were responsible for 9-11 and not the people that said they did it.
>>682841115 It seems you do not understand how the world works.
>Explain to me how any war America has ever been involved in was waged on behalf of greedy one percenters dipshit. Most of them have been, in pursuit of natural resources and under the guise of spreading "higher moral standards" such as democracy. The only reason to ever wage war is if people are being systematically killed by those in power. This is not the case in most wars that US has been a part of.
>What do you think that greedy one percenters were responsible for 9-11 and not the people that said they did it. Never said that.
>>682841682 It's still common sense. tinfoil hat wearing hippy mother fuckers simply should not voice there opinion for no reason other than the fact that they are wrong. Not because they are hippies but because the beliefs that lie behind there logic are simply not correct.
I'm planning to comission as an officer once I'm out of college. Honestly I don't really know what my future will be like after the army and it kinda worries me. I'm aiming for 12a or 25a mos. i make my decision within the next week
>>682841955 They have not been for natural resources. No soldier in any way at any time with any equipment in the middle east stole any natural resources. They would either have to physically move the oil or fraudulently acquire stocks in all of the oil companies but neither of them happened moron.
Go find one credible piece of evidence that America goes to war for natural resources and show it to me.
You are literally just making things up.
People were being slaughtered by bin laden and sadam. Where do you get your information from.
Here's my experience from trying to join the Military at 18 years old.
>>Go into Marine recruiter office, tell him I want to join. Skinny haitian dude who barely speaks english. >>He makes me watch an hour of Marine Corp history videos. >>I go to the office at 3am the next day and his Sargeant drives us to MEPS. >>Sargeant is mexi-dude, actually cool as fuck. >>Take ASVAB with practically retarded dudes. >>Sgt. is driving and says nobody gets their results until Gunny gets them. >>Retard 1 got....40! (This test is graded on a curve, out of 100) >>Retard one screams 'ALPHA ENLISTMENT YES' (I can't imagine someone who scored below 39 and got a beta status) >>'Retard B got....61!' >>Retard B 'FUCK YEARRR SEMPER FI' >>'Anon got......91!' >>Car goes silent and Sgt. goes into gas station to buy water for our ride back. >>Sgt. leaves and the retard A starts grilling me about my SAT scores, and retard B is just staring at me in bewilderment because I could do high school level algebra. >>Week later, go to MEPS again to get med tested. Me, 3 hispanic kids, 2 black kids and ONE other white boy. I had the second highest ASVAB score in the state, other white boy had the first. He's shipping, while we're doing med tests. >>Get yelled at by MEPS civvies who think they're drill instructors. Laugh. >>Med tests are fine, they can't swear me in because I was homeschooled, and they assumed I had a GED (I have a real diploma). They then said I needed 12 college credits to enlist. This was false, as I had a real diploma. >>Went back and forth on that 5 times. 'You and your Dad need to write a letter saying that you were homeschooled, they need to be exactly the same.' 'THESE ARE THE SAME! They need to be different!' >>Got accepted to internship in another city while this all went on, decided the military couldn't tell it's ass from a hole in the ground. Didn't enlist.
>>682833872 Wouldn't be accepted anyway; I'm flatfooted, tons of medical allergies (everything with penicillin, cephalosporins), both my knees are blasted (torn MCL on the left, patellar dislocation on right)
>>682842762 >They have not been for natural resources. No soldier in any way at any time with any equipment in the middle east stole any natural resources.
>They would either have to physically move the oil or fraudulently acquire stocks in all of the oil companies but neither of them happened moron
You realize that the soldiers are nothing but pawns, right? They don't get shit for what they do, except "patriotic" feelings and a few salutes at their funeral. It's the big businesses that lobby politicians that get the rights to build oil wells.
>>682833872 Went in to enlist in the navy and go into their nuclear propulsion program. Got denied because of ADHD even though I was off meds for a year. Now I'm going to college and once I graduate i'll try again and not even mention ADHD.
>>682842980 >I did something voluntary to experience life from a different perspective. > I believe that most people that speak out against the US military do so on completely false and groundless claims. In reality there are plenty of reasons to do so, yet the only time people do Is in what is almost complete falsehood. >What I did is considered honorable in present and historical times. >I am a healthy and efficiently functioning member of society. You on the other hand are probably a drug addict.
>>682843079 The rest of the .mil isn't quite as retarded as the Corps..... But, the .mil these days sure ain't what it used to be... Political correctness has soaked into it as well. So, you either become a stupid hard-ass dipshit Marine, or a pussy pantywaist everywhere else.... Even my beloved Army Infantry has become weakened and pacified by political correctness... >:\
>>682843527 What have soldiers since 1945 done to make the world a better place? Most problems in the middle-east are caused by military action of foreign countries. Even a high ranking ex-general of US military has publicly confessed that the rise of terrorist groups such as al-qaida and isis is due to US intervention. Even Saddam wasn't as bad as the situation in there is now.
>>682844058 Not defending the US or anything, but god knows the middle east was already a shit hole since the middle ages. When you have two branches of Islam fighting each other, and fanatical retards rinning around, no dictator, no matter how strong, will always be able to maintain stability. That's the unfortunate reality.
I was going to since I'm basically a fuck up with zero ambition, even though I know the militaries purpose is to serve the interests of the oligarchy. I don't really care about that, and most people really don't beyond arguing their position on the internet even though a very slim minority are ever convinced. Kinda just wanted something new, like another interesting chapter in my life, where I got to explore how another facet of the world actually functioned, even at the risk of death because who cares, I'd either reincarnate as a wombat, be completely annihilated, or have my consciousness manifest itself as a hyper-dimensional space lizard, all of which are pretty neat. I decided against it though because I'm lazy and would get annoyed by most of the pigheaded grunts in there that are genuinely in it for patriotic glory like a fucking idiot.
I wanted to go as 0300, basic rifleman. Recruiter kept trying to get me to do Aviation Mechanic (He probably got a bonus if he signed me as that, they said they'd give me $10k tax free cash after tech school if I did)
Only the Sgt, who I believe is now a SSgt, had his head on straight. Told me to do what the fuck I wanted, and it takes more intelligence to know how to handle stressful situations than to solve an equation.
Oh, and Gunny wouldn't stop fucking pestering me about Jesus. Loved him some Jesus.
>>682833872 I would only work in the defense of my country No guarantee that some corrupt politician won't send send me to another country and attack them and steal their land and resources. I refuse to take part in that.
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