freklz how do i run a campaign this is bullshit
Are you going to stop being a shitter to poor anons?
Give me your address so I can touch your penis.
more chat noir
make it up as you go
have a general idea of the plot and the things you want to happen to the party and build the specific encounters from there
be prepared to adapt if the party goes in a totally opposite direction than you expect
laugh damn you..
Chat Noir is mine though.
I didn't see the need for it.
What percentage of people do you think on average have homemade fursuits?
I don't care whose he is, just continue posting pictures of him
that's why you have to just bullshit it
that's not to say don't prepare anything at all, though
but you'll probably have to come up with encounters and plot developments like, mid-session, at most one session before
at least that's how my old gm did it
Are you just trying to make me angry tonight?
It's on the agenda.
From my studies, yes.
I figure i can just keep feeding them gnomes until they are happy
everyone loves killing gnomes, right?
pic related, it's the bears they will be fighting first session
You absolute shit.
I feel the sample population you studied isn't representative of wider society.
depends what kind of game they are interested in I guess
>going against the majority
That's me, |shit|.
What, don't you have a home made fursuit?
I think they dont care too much as long as they can mess around a little
So... can you have a swine suit?
And if so, does a person suit count?
Because I'm not a furry and I refuse to hide my uggo face.
I just have not run a campaign before. It makes me nervous
if i don't I am suing you for negligent misstatement.
call the cops, they can't un-embarrass you
So... in a sense we are all furries?
It's okay I will just abandon my girl persona and make a new one somewhere else.
I like being a fakegirl. It's like being a real girl without the menstruation and effort
The cutest shit ever taken.
>not hiding ones uggo face
alright hipster mcraybands, whatever floats yer boat
yes I agree
so you are going to GM through text?
Yup. My mic is actually broken right now so I'm not even lying.
I might type some descriptions up later for copy-pasting.
A truly polished turd.
I prefer the "warts and all" approach to life.
How many warts do you have? Have you named them?
I'll name one of the hapless adventurers that invade the kobold lair after you
Probably an elf girl who will get shanked
>Not having a single wart
>considering oneself "uggo"
I revoke you of your uggo card.
I'll let you know if they decide to show any mercy
so are they just gonna be defending their warren against invaders or going out on adventures or what
can we put this matter aside and agree that the picture you just posted is SOOOO adorable.
No. Someone as uggo as me is undeserving of catboys.
Bit of both. I have plans for a gnome merchant caravan to pass by, so being kobolds they'll want to raid that
There's also farms and human villages, which will result in the humans attacking them back.
Got an idea for an attack from the underdark, and the kobolds will need to raid them back to retrieve their stolen eggs/hoard/tribespeople
It's not gonna be a long campaign.
Not all of us can handle the tame innocence that is catboys.
I can handle them. I am just not worthy.
Matsus cannot be catboys though. Matsus are abominations.
I'm also fucking them around a bit with the ending
Two plot points are
1: they're building a hoard hoping to attract a dragon patron
2: until a massive skirmish recently, they were a big tribe under this one particularly incredibly warleader
Kobolds are big believers in reincarnation, and one of the eggs is extra large. So I'm gonna layer suuuper obvious hints that this egg is the reincarnation of the warleader
Meanwhile they'll be bitching about what dragon they're gonna get. Black, green or red since they're all evil. They're already arguing it in skype
The big egg is actually a dragons egg. Best of all, it's a fucking bronze dragon.
First of all how dare you.
Second of all, I know a anime you should watch that you would thoroughly enjoy.
Egg hatches. Bronze dragon whelp pops out
anyway i suppose I should try to get some sleep. Nite
Why are you always shitposting your ava in g/fur threads but never contribute? At least post something sexual of him damn
I can be a daring sort of person.
I have already seen Ghost Stories though.
Were you a part of D.A.R.E?
Not only is it a gorillaz song, but
Drug Abuse Resistance Education (DARE) Evidence Rating: No Effects - More than one study. Program Goals. The primary goal of Drug Abuse Resistance Education (DARE) is to teach effective peer resistance and refusal skills so that adolescents can say “no” to drugs and their friends who may want them to use drugs.
Just look though, this thread was fucking sprinting until you two showed up, the last thread, pure g/fur and all its qt wolf glory, then you ava fags show up, and actually cause a thread to sage....notice a pattern? Ps...that's not even porn bro...it's just a blink of ava circle jerk
rather have a dead thread than one being spammed with porn
Yes obviously I know it's a song.
All that other stuff sounds like lame narc shit.
What exactly do you contribute to the thread?
Holy shit that gave me cancer....it was a fucking porn thread you Retard...it literally started off as fucking gay fur porn....you fucking Retard
there's nothing in the OP that indicates that
I don't understand how that's relevant
Have you posted any?
You do realise there are numerous websites that you can look at g/fur on, right?
I am the OP. This is not a g/fur thread.
It's a very good song. A B-side of it called "People" was released.
Yeah it was back in the 80s. I remember it fondly.
you seem quite upset at certain events that have taken place on the internet, friend
What was the point of ava fagging on the last thread? Don't you think you need to get at least a little of a fucking life and stay in your own circle jerk shit? Reality check mother fucker you need if
>Reality check mother fucker you need if
What's the point of you being here?
I know all of the songs released by Gorillaz. Have you heard the Junior Sanchez remix of Dare?
You probably barely remember the 90s.
I've already accomplished more in my life than you probably ever will, child.
your point was also fucking retarded but we are trying to be kind
It wasn't the typo that I was laughing at
>gives one bit of trivia
>>UM I KNOW ALL THE SONGS DUH I BET YOU HAVENT HEARD THIS ONE IDIOT
Yeah, I don't remember much of anything in the 90s that wasn't me in my old house with my sister as toddlers.
Not what I was saying at all. Don't be so defensive.
Well to answer your question, no I haven't heard that. exCUSE me for not being a gorillaz fanatic
yes yes i am very mystery
Again, stop being defensive. I was just wondering if you heard it. I'm not screaming "reee I bet you haven't even seen them live you scum" or anything like that.
>tfw home for the summer but the clock is ticking
Welcome home! Time to relax for the summer~
Chet your aggression is really harshing my vibe, man.
tfw about to be done with school forever
What aggression? That accusation seems hypocritical.
was thinkin about just becoming a neet for a while
gonna go take a shower
how was the move
i'm not being hypocritical you are
everything went better than expected and not a single fuck was given
chet honestly man
inside voices please
i'm serious, you're making a scene right now if you don't stop now i'll turn this damn vehicle around.
so what's new with you honeydew
nothing since the last time you asked me that
Cool. Let's go to Boston instead.
y-you already are
Stand on your head to slow the food's progression down.
Yes. I want a job there.
that would hinder receiving entertainment into my retinas
Dude, don't give my address out on a public forum!
Boston looks nice.
Put the monitor on the floor. Turn it upside down too if you have to.
What's wrong with where you are right now?
I want to live in a different country for at least a while.
Hey, you can get your penis touched. Just go to the doctor and tell them you have a weewee problem.
oh i feel you
but of all places the US?