What should I do before I kill myself, /b/?
How do I use my worthless existence to make this world a slightly better place?
>shoot up a school :DDDD
No, fuck off.
Try to smile and begin the most happy peroid of your lifetime. Even if it will be short - do WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!
>make hotdogs via picture related
>feast on them
>don't take off the wrapping!
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Please don't kill yourself. Somewhere, sometime, someone is waiting for you. And if you kill yourself, they will never find you. You're important. Don't kill yourself. It will be the biggest mistake you've ever made. Wait for nature to take it's toll on you. And now is not the time.
Hope you get better, Anon.
You might think your life is really shitty right now and there's nothing better to do than just kill yourself.... But just one small move to the game and you can change your life completely. If you die now, you'll die knowing you never got the chance to do whatever is waiting for you in the future... Don't kill yourself OP.
Dont kill yourself OP we need you for the "cleaning"
I know this is a stupid idea. But get killed doing something heroic. This is because you will use your life for someone else. Go and kill your nearest drug dealer or go on a criminal shooting like punisher. Try to make the news as the worlds second superhero.
Try to enjoy life more than you do now. Do things you've never done before. Be it drugs or whatever else you haven't done. Your perception on life will change drastically and you will love being alive. Try it anon, you won't regret it
What possesses people to say shit like this? You have absolutely 0 way to know any of that.
There's thousands of people living in complete isolation, total social outcasts and rejects, with nobody waiting. You're selling false hope, you dickbag.
And then, that one day you go out to get some milk, you stumble across some girl who fell on the ground and hurt herself. Your typical qt 3.14 that nobody really notices but you find her pretty. You start helping her up, and he says "Thank you Anon, that's very sweet of you. Not many guys like you out there that would help a qt 3.14 like me. Would you like to hang out sometime, you seem like a cool guy?"
And voila, your life has changed drastically just because you went out to get some milk
add c_handel13 on snapchat and send him dick pics or some shit
There's around 7 billion people on earth. Now let's assume half are men, half are women. You got 3.5 billion people you can date in this world. Now let's assume half are married or dating (kek, you can still a married girl anyway), then you got 1.7 million girls you can date. ?????????
you might want to forget the women that are <18 and >90 (or not he might be into that), and the ones who are attracted to him
probably a typo but more likely closer to the actual number, which is still good
learn about personality theory and you will know which girls to go after.
Where you live anon? If you can online bet, put all your life savings on something first. If you lose you're killing yourself anyway and maybe if you win you'll be a bit happier
If that's illegal or something, I don't know, buy a shitload of coke and snort if off a hooker's tit before you go
Yeah. If you're dead on set on killing yourself, do something you wished you could have done when you were little and do it now. No shame in doing it if you're going to die anyway. And you'll have good memory before you die
>mix 10 lb of tannerite
>duct tape it to your head
>.357 to be sure that it offs you
>jump off a high building
>pull trigger before you splat
>people will wonder where your head went and you'll have the EMTs and coroner crack a smile
>How do I use my worthless existence to make this world a slightly better place?
well there you have it, you gave yourself an answer before you even asked
why wait, just do it faggot
If you think that your life is pointless now, just think of how pointless it will be when you kill yourself before you've done anything with your life.
If you can't bring yourself to a reckless action that will have no consequences because you will die, then you have not really thought about the permanence of your decision. You can literally do whatever the fuck you want to; none of the repercussions matter. You will be dead.
If you have a mental illness, it can be treated with medication/therapy. Ultimately it is your choice though, and I'm not you.
You say that but a friend of mine killed themselves recently. He was living with good friends of his, and his family care about him. He did split up with his gf though, but there were many others who cared for him.
You faggots piss me off so much. Like boo hoo my life is bad i wanna kill myself. Well either kill yourself (who's stopping you?) or fuck outta here and go live instead of eating shit. I'm not some dude that never went through shit and is just saying this without knowing what it's like. But don't you ever get tired of being miserable, and alone? Doing the same shit over and over. Constantly talking about the same thing how you wanna die and you're depressed. Not everyone is meant to succeed at life. Some will be failures. It's how it works, in nature too. So just end it and stop wasting space and oxygen.
>You got 3.5 billion people you can date in this world
why cut me a half, faggot? why can't I also date men if I like, you fucking fascist biased cockswallowing faglord?
and even if I go for your nazi restricting bullshit, not all of that 3.5b are qt chicks, you know that? there females of all ages you fucking spoiled disney cunt
go drink some bleach before you go to bed
follow OP's honorable example and kill yourself
I see now where all those obnoxious romcoms of which all of us probably had to see few at some point for the sole purpose of getting laid have come from
>I told some anon on 4chins to go back to tumblr/feggit/9fag, that'll get him riled up good xD
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>pack up about 50 feet of piano wire and super glue.
>Go to top of tall building, right around 10 stories.
>Tie piano wire around neck and other side around strong holding structure.
>Then super glue hands to head.
>Jump off building.
>Body looks badass because it appears as you tore off your own head.
kill as many muslims as possible.
>Fool people have fallen out of airplains and lived after hitting the floor
jump off a building
join isis and say you want to be a suicide bomber. blow as many of those fucks up as you can
Pull some stupid shit like pic related.
Do something crazy.
Afterwards, if you an hero, you go out happy-ish.
If you stop being a faggot and realize life is worth living, well, you win.