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You see this lion. What should you do????

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You see this lion. What should you do????
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>>682827119
Climb the nearest tree
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>>682827119
pet it
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>>682827285
You just died even faster
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>>682827119

Punch it in the face and knock it out.
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ask him if he wants to get high
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>>682827119
Drop my pants and let it mount me
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Shoot it and post a picture of my kill on facebook for all the faggots of the world to cry over.
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>>682827119
Offer it my dick and hope it turns away after cringing rather than get it stuck between it's k9's
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>>682827523
E D G E
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>>682827285
Rule 38
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>>682827462
underrated
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I cast MAGIC MISSILE
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>>682827391
No, because I can break off a branch to fend it off. Now I have a weapon and the high ground.
Couple that with the fact that male lions are lazy and will fuck off soon after not getting the kill I'd still be alive
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>>682827119
>make photo
>post on /b/

You see this lion. What should you do
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>profit
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>>682827119
How far away is he tho
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>>682827847
>a branch to fend it off
this fucking retard
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scare him
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Oldfag here reporting in with the latest news... Get the fuck in the car
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Be a faster gazelle then all the other gazelle and live to procreate and pass on my superior genes
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>>682828058
WINRAR!!!
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>>682828042
Better than one of my own limbs
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JESUS CHRIST, GET IN THE CAR!
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>>682827119

PLEASE HELP WITH WRECKING THESE FLUFFY FAGGETS

>>682827610
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>>682828058
>Implying oldfags post on 4chan anymore
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>>682828246
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> Be faster then the other gazelle
> Live
> procreate with the female gazelle
> pass on superior genes
> die
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>>682828386
Implying I stepped out of my cave to try and plant a seed of hope in a /b/ that has none
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>>682828365
Done
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>>682827119
Be happy that a zoo animal shows so much vitality. They merely all suffer from hospitalism.
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>>682828657
>Isn't already on 7chan
>Tries to "help" 4chan
Nice greentext faggot, you're the type of retard that posts "This /b/ isn't like the old /b/ lol let's raid club penguin desu"
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>>682828657
Also, oldfags don't need to point out they're oldfags, because they're not edgy fucks that need to prove themselves to the faggots here.
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>>682829412
this
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>>682829589
who is she?
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>>682830710
Rule 12
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>>682827119
Wrestle him down make him Neal before me and make him my right hand
I'd take him for walks and shit and feed him start dogs and cats and hobos
But I'd give them a goo meal before so I'm not bad
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>>682827119

get in car
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>>682830710
Siri
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>>682827847
Is this guy serious
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>>682831155
WINRAR!!!
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I would watch for awhile and then go to see penguins or monkeys.
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>>682827119

I'd call Dentist Walter Palmer obviously.
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>>682827119
Urinate in my pants in the hopes he won't rape me?
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>>682827119
Name it Cecil and go to school for dentistry
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>>682830710
>>682830710
>>682830710
siri
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JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR
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>>682827119
kill myself
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