No, because I can break off a branch to fend it off. Now I have a weapon and the high ground.
Couple that with the fact that male lions are lazy and will fuck off soon after not getting the kill I'd still be alive
>Isn't already on 7chan
>Tries to "help" 4chan
Nice greentext faggot, you're the type of retard that posts "This /b/ isn't like the old /b/ lol let's raid club penguin desu"
Wrestle him down make him Neal before me and make him my right hand
I'd take him for walks and shit and feed him start dogs and cats and hobos
But I'd give them a goo meal before so I'm not bad