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Alright /b/, I'm finally moving to The US and I need a new name. Never liked my Eastern European name and it would be even worse if I live in The US with it.

So, help a gypsy to pick a name out.

For the contrary, my name is Zlatimir.
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Vladimir for sure.
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Dimitri
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>>682825748
Fuck you too
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Liam
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Osama bin nigger
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>>682826044
Liam sounds too black for me
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>>682825632
Doesn't matter. Everyone's gonna call you either Ivan or Sergei.
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>>682825632
Włodzimierz
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>>682826479
Go clean some toilets
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How about Gypsy Mike?

Or just go with Zeke.
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Change your name to Goldandpeace
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>>682826769
Zeke actually sounds decent..

>>682826922
Balkanfag spotted
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>>682827160
So where are you from? Croatia, Serbia, Montenegro?
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>>682825632
Mohammed is very popular in the US
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>>682827679
if you want to get lynched...
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Dick Gozinya
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>>682825632
Nicholas has served me well. 90% of US citizens are, to some degree, racist. Nicholas is a nice white boy name that will protect you. Unless your accent is heavy, in which case good luck.
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HENRY SAVAGE
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Adolf is very common
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>>682828120
Can confirm, same name. It's a great and solid name. Just go with Johnson or something as your last.
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Blake
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Orenthal James
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>>682825632
How about Eric Harris?
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Terry Wrist
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>>682825632
Fuck you. fucking gypsies scum of humanity, stay in your fucking shitty country and rob people there, the rest of the world don't want your people, you're only trash.
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Peter Pumper
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no one in the world is going to believe you if youre brown with an accent "yes hello fellow american my name is john" fuck off
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Richard Head
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al kida
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Nate Higgers
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Rapey mcrapeface
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>>682825632
Goldenpeace
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>>682825632
Zachary. Need a last name, go for something that doesn't sound sand nigger-ish. Try for a Ukrainian or Slav last name, like Protus or Andells.
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What's the most american name there is?
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test post
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>>682830576
James, then John, then Robert.

Thanks Google.
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>>682830893
I better get on the hormones then, fuck me
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>>682830935
Sup sugartits
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>>682831030
O shit waddup
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>>682825632
Bert Reynolds. A proud, respectable, American name.
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>>682828941
Yeah OP Eric is a pretty popular first name, as Harris is a popular last name. Together it's a good strong American name.
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>>682827998
Under-rated post.
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>>682831976
Donald is a nice popular up-and-coming name

Its rated a perfect 5/7 in the us generally
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>>682825632
Terrence Niggerdick or Pimpdaddy Cane.
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>>682825632
>OP want more English version of his name
>Slutimir

Done
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Wojak
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>>682825632
Tom Smith.
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Barry Barrington
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>>682825632
James "Jim" Baker.
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Ted Kaczynski
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Bruce Wayne
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Zlatimir -> Zachary?
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>>682825632
Thurgood "Nigger" Jenkins.
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>>682825632
>my name is Zlatimir

Why the fuck would you change it? That's a pretty good name.
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>>682825632
Christopher "Chris" Peterson
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Dolan Drumpf
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>>682825632
Richard "Dick" Peterson.
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Gary Mitchel
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"Peter" peterson
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>>682827160
>>682833165
Seconding Zeke
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Robert Pattinson
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Robert Paulson
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>>682825632
Guy: Richard Littleone
Girl: analee hurtz
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>>682825632
John Fist
Beezow doo-doo zopittybop-bop-bop
Batman von Superman
Amin Yashed
Tiny Cox
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Han Solo
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>>682825632
Jesus H. Christ
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>>682834628
MFW the second one is a real name.
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>>682835913
The third one is also, although he's misspelt it.
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