Alright /b/, I'm finally moving to The US and I need a new name. Never liked my Eastern European name and it would be even worse if I live in The US with it.
So, help a gypsy to pick a name out.
For the contrary, my name is Zlatimir.
Vladimir for sure.
Dimitri
>>682825748
Fuck you too
Liam
Osama bin nigger
>>682826044
Liam sounds too black for me
>>682825632
Doesn't matter. Everyone's gonna call you either Ivan or Sergei.
>>682825632
Włodzimierz
>>682826479
Go clean some toilets
How about Gypsy Mike?
Or just go with Zeke.
Change your name to Goldandpeace
>>682826769
Zeke actually sounds decent..
>>682826922
Balkanfag spotted
>>682827160
So where are you from? Croatia, Serbia, Montenegro?
>>682825632
Mohammed is very popular in the US
>>682827679
if you want to get lynched...
Dick Gozinya
>>682825632
Nicholas has served me well. 90% of US citizens are, to some degree, racist. Nicholas is a nice white boy name that will protect you. Unless your accent is heavy, in which case good luck.
HENRY SAVAGE
Adolf is very common
>>682828120
Can confirm, same name. It's a great and solid name. Just go with Johnson or something as your last.
Blake
Orenthal James
>>682825632
How about Eric Harris?
Terry Wrist
>>682825632
Fuck you. fucking gypsies scum of humanity, stay in your fucking shitty country and rob people there, the rest of the world don't want your people, you're only trash.
Peter Pumper
no one in the world is going to believe you if youre brown with an accent "yes hello fellow american my name is john" fuck off
Richard Head
al kida
Nate Higgers
Rapey mcrapeface
>>682825632
Goldenpeace
>>682825632
Zachary. Need a last name, go for something that doesn't sound sand nigger-ish. Try for a Ukrainian or Slav last name, like Protus or Andells.
What's the most american name there is?
test post
>>682830576
James, then John, then Robert.
Thanks Google.
>>682830893
I better get on the hormones then, fuck me
>>682830935
Sup sugartits
>>682831030
O shit waddup
>>682825632
Bert Reynolds. A proud, respectable, American name.
>>682828941
Yeah OP Eric is a pretty popular first name, as Harris is a popular last name. Together it's a good strong American name.
>>682827998
Under-rated post.
>>682831976
Donald is a nice popular up-and-coming name
Its rated a perfect 5/7 in the us generally
>>682825632
Terrence Niggerdick or Pimpdaddy Cane.
>>682825632
>OP want more English version of his name
>Slutimir
Done
Wojak
>>682825632
Tom Smith.
Barry Barrington
>>682825632
James "Jim" Baker.
Ted Kaczynski
Bruce Wayne
Zlatimir -> Zachary?
>>682825632
Thurgood "Nigger" Jenkins.
>>682825632
>my name is Zlatimir
Why the fuck would you change it? That's a pretty good name.
>>682825632
Christopher "Chris" Peterson
Dolan Drumpf
>>682825632
Richard "Dick" Peterson.
Gary Mitchel
"Peter" peterson
>>682827160
>>682833165
Seconding Zeke
Robert Pattinson
Robert Paulson
>>682825632
Guy: Richard Littleone
Girl: analee hurtz
>>682825632
John Fist
Beezow doo-doo zopittybop-bop-bop
Batman von Superman
Amin Yashed
Tiny Cox
Han Solo
>>682825632
Jesus H. Christ
>>682834628
MFW the second one is a real name.
>>682835913
The third one is also, although he's misspelt it.