1. How often do you masturbate?
2. Which hand do you use?
3. Which direction does your penis bend, if any direction?
>once a day, except when I'm drunk cause I can't get a boner then
>left even though I'm right handed
>bends slightly (very slightly) to the left
the bend in it is also the reason why I use my left hand. till I was 13 I used my right hand but I started to notice the bend and became worried it was because I used my right hand. I switched to my left to make it bend the other way. yes, I was a fucking idiot. anyways I've been doing it with my left hand for so long I can't switch again
1.Usually once a day top. Usually 3-4 a week.
2. I can use both. Doesnt matter to me. Usually left since its easier to look up porn on my phone
3. No curve. Straight as an arrow
Y'all a bunch of pussies
>4-6 times a day
>none because im not an inbred nigger like the lot of you.
>inb4 is it raw?
No but sometimes it gets this bump on the side but i just ignore it and it goes away
>inb4 dry fire
Nope, i cum buckets everytime*
>inb4 do you even enjoy it?
Everytime more than the last
>I'm trying to type as their said time that I'm iPod ing this position.
>I'll just use yours anon
>looking likely it's be...AHHHHHHH MMYY FFUUCKING EYES!
Upwards almost parallel to my bodys main axis, about 2 to 3 times during the day + each evening in bed to get sleepy, usually i use right, left when at the pc and both when i go power mode to get the 4th orgasm in a row ( which i do before big events like finals in order to relax)