>>682820692 Its going to happen. Wish it was avoidable but it's out of my hands now >>682820629 Theres going to be a few of them theres 0 chance at winning really so I'm not going to fight back (that's a fine anyway which i can't afford)
>>682821145 isn't there any way to avoid this fight or get the cops involved? Anything? Film it and give the evidence to the cops, shoot them, shoot yourself, have a beer with a raindeer, shit on the carpet i don't give a fuck.
Be cold and go for the serious hits, hitting the jaw sideways is a easy way to take people out. It completely ruins a persons balance and might even knock them out if you land a hit properly. you are gonna take some punches, so keep your mouth shut to avoid the same happening to you.
And don't be scared either. They're not gonna kill you despite saying it(unless they got a knife out), at worst you are gonna loose a tooth or 2, break your nose maybe. So don't be scared
I don't know your situation, but if the guy or guys think you're weak shit, you can get a good surprise on them. Just don't go down on the ground if you're out numbered. There's no getting back up again
Wait for them to show some intent and then hit one of them or take him to the ground, if you end up disadvantaged back up and try to get back on top. Inexperienced fighters have a little better luck on the ground when 1v1. You're gonna get fucked up but if you make your mark on at least one of them you won't look like a bitch.
>>682824193 well, I know you're about to graduate and all that shit but seriously. Go down fighting, if its at school they won't kill you and as long as they start it (be sure to have witnesses) you wont be suspended.
>>682820198 This fucking idiot needs to realize either they're just gonna pretend to do something and maybe crowd and slap you around with no real harm to scare you because you're a pussy bitch, so you can easily talk your way out of getting the shit kicked out of you, but if they're the type of fuckin immoral coons who just bash people for no reason then use weapons, it's fair if you;re outnumbered.
Get two large socks. Fill one with butter, fill the other with shit(or if you're a betafag fill both with butter). When they jump you, take both out, start hitting the shit out of them. Then, find their social media and spam them with /b/ threads and traps. They'll never fuck with you again.
Is this in America? Those coons must be pretty stupid to try to fight you with all these zero tolerance policies. Good luck OP you're getting expelled and going to an alternative school even if you dont fight back
>>682825648 That makes absolutely no sense anon. If you do that, they'll just come at you again. If you make them think there's something seriously fucking wrong with you, they'll be too scared to even look at you due to the fear of rape.
Is this ass whoopin thing on sight or do they have a schedule for you? You can try to reconcile with them and stick the main goon in the face mid conversation. You probably won't, but it's fun to dream.
>>682825750 Thats what my plan was really because im not gonna look like a bitch over some stupid shit but im just worried about the consequences after like getting a huge fine i cant afford and not graduating
>>682820198 How many of them? Bring a weapon, like a knife. Focus on protecting yourself. They're probably going to circle you and hit you up. Only fight back if you see the opportunity of striking a good blow (balls, eyes, knees) and then run like you've never before
>>682826474 Yeah but in America, you got rep. You have an image. If OP went around sending people to jail for hurting people he would be a snitch and a bitch. His friends might even think less of him. Girls might not find him attractive.
>OP The only advice my father gave me in elementary school was this - if anyone gives you shit, punch them square in the nose OP if you're going to get jumped and attacked, carry a knife on your person or prepared to bite and kick and choke and defend yourself until blood is spilled and it takes more than two people to pull you of of someone. go to hell and back. FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE PIECES OF WASTE! FUCKING MASSACRE ANYONE WHO THINKS THEY CAN ATTACK YOU FOR NO GOOD REASON! GODD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
any fight or chance of winning ends if it goes to gorund, whoever is on top will win, Never let it go to the ground, Always take a back up blunt weapon , no sharps or you will get killed with it, take a side man if you can to step in if it goes south, but dont bring him into the fight itself, good luck mate, and remember there is no honour or rules in a street fight , biting pinching ball kicking and punching are all legit , do what you got to do to win at all costs.
Never hit the head if they are down , it is immediatly classed as attempted murder after that, cant promise they wont do it to you, but dont do it to them , peace out.
>>682820198 Act really gay.If these ooga-boogas are homophobes(like most stupid people secretly are)they'll start exchanging weird glances.If they try to give you a slap,say shit like"Ooh,you'll give me a boner!"Worked for me,and no stupid kid has given me shit since.Then again,it could be received differently where you're from;I'm from Ireland,where 95% of the population is white and racism isn't an issue
>>682826906 Shit if i have to i will >>682826931 Im not bringing any type of weapon because thats an automatic "fag myself" situation and it"ll bring me more problems then whatever they can do to me >>682826999 Its for attraction faggot and Im not worried about them because that shit will be over in a minute or less and i just want a plan before i go down fighting if i can avoid me fighting back.im just worried about fines and expulsion
>>682825573 Sounds promising. Take a double dose of viagra before the fight and make like you are getting off on getting beaten up. Swing your crotch into their feet and fists. They will be weirded out and scamper away.
>>682828017 Yeah like obviously what you said is right and yes it will get you fucked by the law. It just irritates the fuck out of me that all self defense laws were written by middle class people who have never had to defend themselves
>>682820333 deny the trips. If you go into fetal its likely that you're going to get your head stomped on. Run away. I've been doing bjj for 2 years now and while I feel like maybe I've got an advantage over a guy who doesnt have a martial arts background I'm still going to try to disengage from every fight.
If they surround you tho try to do a lariat similar to Zangiefs. The ppp one as it stays active for longer.
>>682820198 OP you're still going to get in trouble for the fight itself and they are probably going to tell about that sexual harassment bit to use as a defense on why they did it. If you can manage to make it so they are the ones starting it then you can at least claim self defense, I feel like even if you curl up into a ball the whole time you are still getting the same amount of trouble as if you fought back, I doubt you can actually make enough damage to get in deeper shit. It might get ugly if it's not in school, so be ready to fight back you might end up with some permanent injury, if you think it's just going to be some show-off of whitenights then I guess try to do the bare minimum but it's better to defend yourself if you think it could get ugly. Don't put your arms down and just take it anyways that would be retarded.
Oldfag here, used to be a bouncer on the doors of a fucking terrible nightclub in Glasow, Scotland in the late 90's (knife crime capital of UK).
I've given out plenty lickings both in and out of work, I don't know any martial arts or anything, just brute force. I've also taken as many beatings in return for being a gobshite.
Anyway, if you know it's coming, take it, you won't die. One tip though, focus on one dude, just one - and fucking nail him. Get him to the ground and kick him in the head a few times, that sorts the men out from the boys. People get scared when they see you kicking another human about the head whilst they are down, 90% of cunts will slow down once they see that.
Don't let people try and fuck you about mate, be a fucking man and make one of them remember who you are.
Goddamn this is so stupid. I've been in 4 fights, broken my nose twice, fucked up some other shit, etc. These were usually 1 on 2 fights, me being the one. You are getting jumped by niggers who probably are equally, if not, more beefy than you. No knives. They might get if off you and use it against you. Get some friends to help. They're true friends if they help anyways. Tell a fucking teacher or some shit. If you're graduating in a month, see if there's online classes. Avoid them. Graduate. Move away. Don't go fetal and let the damn coons wreck you. Do something about it.
>>682822602 Avoid the fight, if you're this close to graduating. Have a phone handy and be sure you have 911 on speed dial. Memorize what button to press to call them quickly. As soon as you see more than 2 people walking towards you from any location, run for it. Be sure to call the cops, if they give chase. Give them your current location and tell them you're being attacked by a group of people.
Sup /b/ I hate every single one of you faggots. I hope all of you die by gay homosex. I bet I can beat everysingle one of you faggots on Crisis Action on Android.If you think you can 1v1 me iRL fite me, I live in Oakland , California. My dick may not be as big as the niggers but I can fuck for a long time. Good luck not being a strong like me. t('-'t)
I've been in one fight in my life and I got fucking rekt, when I say fight I got jumped and literally beaten the shit out of, I couldn't fight back because I was knocked out and trust me op, you will feel no pain the the fight so it doesn't even matter the only bad thing that happened after was the massive ass black eye which was 2 inches long for 3 weeks
>>682825451 theres a simple explanation to this, confront her at school and say you were sorry, that you didnt mean to make her worry or feel embarrassed. if you talk to her and say you arent trying to start shti with her and that you thought she wouldnt take offense because you knew her for so long.. this is clearly getting out of hand for you, you must have said something or acted like a tough guy. theres no way these little boys are all that whipped that theyd all jump you just to impress her, if so, let em know that when they step towards you. AND that its not their fuckin business. shes a bitch whos using the whole 'feminism is all over the internet' movement to get this group of losers on her side. why even go back to school? i dropped out at Gr 12 because of shitbags, why cant you? fuck em in the ear.
Try and conceal,some kind of blunt weapon. First, try to reason with them. Then, warn them. If none of this works wait until one makes a threataning gesture( swings for a punch, advances, goes to attack) smack them in the fuckin head, concuss them, tell the others to walk or get the same. Run tell someone, get injurd to hospital. Claim self defense. Don't get fucked
Lunge at the first one, grab a limb hand or leg and bite the fucker as hard as you can. Don't let up until he screams. When adrenaline is pumping you can shake off a punch. Getting bitten is different. The others wil become discouraged and NOoNE will fuck with you. Repeat of necessary
>>682820198 Make sure it happens when you're around a lot of people all of you know and take a hit without retaliating. Believe me, I've been there. All you wanna do is break those motherfuckers, but if you just take a shot, they'll end up looking like major fucking assholes and will pretty much be shunned by everyone.
Or just try to avoid a physical confrontation.
If none if those work, try and land one solid shot to the back (just above where the spine joins the head), side (temple) or just about where the hairline starts. Hit them hard enough and they'll be dazed for a second and you have a chance to get the fuck out of there. I suggest the back of the head, since that's where your basic motor control sits and their reaction speed will slow enough to make a difference.
>>682826176 ohh so youre GOING to go to school and not be aq bitch about it, then good, hope you die tough boy. enjoy getting your skull cracked for saying "fuck u bruh i can smack any ass i wunt. git gud skurb" then yea, you deserve it. post vid so we can mock you!
>>682827384 >hurrdurr fuckum up OP XDD >has most likely never been in a fight in his life >doesn't know to avoid fighting groups of people at a time
Martial artist here. It doesn't matter how much you hate people or how cool you think you are. If you get hit in the back (because you're fighting a group of people, you fucking idiot), it's going to hurt. You're going to be hit from all sides. You won't have much chance to defend yourself. Your best bet is to fight them in a hallway, so they're forced to fight one or two at a time. Make your way backwards as you fight them back, then take off, as they fight each other to get after you and out of the hallway.
>>682829580 Captain bitey, here. I've been in a few fights and most of the guys were bigger than me. No matter how big a guy is, when you sink your teeth into them, they'll squall like bitches, cover the wound, call you crazy and back away. There are no rules in a fight. No one wants to get bitten and even if they attack in groups, you can get close enough to latch onto one, bite the fuck out of him and maybe a second. Even if they gang you, one of them has to get close enough to get entangled and bitten. Go with God, OP
>>682823512 fucking amateur hour on these stances. never lean in on a punch. spacing and bent knees are correct, but hands should be closer to face and elbows tucked into body. never twist your off-foot in a punch. if you throw left hand, twist left foot and pivot body, creating maximum distance between you and your opponent whilst still damaging them. dont lean in. dont twist right foot on left punch. same applies vice versa. instead of stepping, hop lightly around, around an inch off the ground. keep your stance. hunch over slightly instead of straightening your back for maximum protective coverage.
I mean why not get the cops involved if you are not someone who is confident in defending themselves, especially if your some 15 year old underage idiot which since u haven't called the cops its already safe to assume you are
>>682829896 Fuck me. Martial artist thinking you can set the scenario like a Super Smash Bros stage.
OP, do not, I repeat, absolutely DO NOT focus on any pain. Focus only on pressing on during the confrontation. It's likely neither you or these guys have been in a real fight before. Practice NOW. Look in a mirror and start throwing punches. Control your breathing. Equal and balanced punches. Your stance needs to be grounded and strong. If you can throw some feet into the mix do so. If you can throw in an elbow or knee, that shit would be devastating. Where clothes you can fight in. research pressure points and locks. Drink water. eat well. Follow this guys advice >>682829686 If you feel threatened for your life and you cannot adequately protect yourself, run and/or call the cops or bring someone with you at all times.
Protect your ribs/solar plexus with your elbows/forearms. Keep your chin low and your hands up to protect it. Pay attention to their chest/shoulders area to anticipate a punch. Don't stand still, make it difficult for them.
>And make sure you are fighting for a good cause. Then, fuck the girl who started this shit. Fuck that bitch. Tell her, "fuck you." Give us her facebook and profiles and what not, any noodz if you got em'.
>>682820198 I won't say what you should do. I will say what I would do. >add them on fb >lure them into admitting the reason >make pics >look up where they live >wait for night >sneak in and break their kneecaps
That's it. I wouldn't bother fighting fair. If they threaten you, or something, threaten them back with the pics and a police report.
Then again, I'm just a slav and fighting dirty is normal here.
>>682820198 just fight, even if you loose it doesn't matter it will make you stronger - just give it everything you've got - if theres more than one fight dirty af.. Aim for their faces and protect yours.
Chew on your nails until they're jagged and sharp. Don't brush your teeth for a couple days. dont wear a shirt, and if you do, make sure it's tight and cant be pulled over your head. wait for one to come at you, duck and dive. go for the dick, scratch and bite your way to victory. be a crazy man, scar them for life with brutality. for added effect, dip fingers in rubbing alcohol or citrus juice before hand, or use the restroom without washing your hands.
>>682820198 1) buy a smoke bomb throw it next to you. run all the way home.
2) if they are a pack of 4, call out the alpha and tell him he's a pussy for trying to take you on with three friends. Make fun of him. When he comes at you grab the dirt or baking powder you brought in a ziploc bag that's in your pocket and grab some baking powder or dirt from your pocket and throw it in his face. This will still him. Then kick him in the nuts, square on the knee or in the nose.
Make sure you're upwind. When the other three engage, throw baking powder or dirt at them. Have two pockets full of that shit.
3) Call the cops on yourself. Then show up a little late and let the faggots get arrested.
>>682820198 Make sure you're wearing shoes easy to get in and out of. When the enemy is preparing to engage, take off your shirt like many do before the fight, and when you throw it on the ground, quickly remove your shorts and underwear if you have any on, and step back into your shoes. Before they are finished processing, roar as loudly as you can and charge. Some of the enemy WILL be intimidated, and you can still chase them without fear of rocks with the shoes on.
The reasons are simple. You will never fight as hard as when you fight naked. Your Adrenalin will be MAX, making you the STRONGEST version of you at the time. Everyone also knows that being nude in public is very uncomfortable in the American culture, and your confidence to actually do it will undermine the enemy's confidence, lowering his moral. An angry roar will help, as anger is also intimidating, and your willingness to fight will mean the enemy's possible injury, making them more likely to flee.
Bonus intimidation for having an erection at the time.
Running at them after all this will put the enemy on the spot, and activate the Fight Or Flight part of the enemy's brain, even more so because they were supposed to be attacking YOU, not the other way around.
Great Bonus for holding any weapon, brass knuckles, a knife, or even just a sharp pen held with the reverse grip would be ideal.
I'd run from an angry, loud, armed, and naked man with questionable sanity chasing me around school.
>Look them in the eye and make a humming sound >Start to undress as you hum louder >by the time you are fully undressed your humming should be stupidly load >squat down and unleash your shit on the floor >get hard on >pick up shit and rub cock with it >now face your foes with a rock hard shit cock and show no mercy
Only if you can't run. You're risking contracting any diseases he has. HIV? You're fucked. HPV? You're fucked. Herpes? You're fucked. Blood on the teeth and in your mouth is a great way to contract things,
Ummm...OP, if I was a coon who knew your facebook I'd wait for you after classes on your way home. I really doubt that the fight will take place in your school because they can get in trouble just like you can. Take this into account... They will either follow you or wait for you after classes so you can forget about getting expelled or whatever. I'd bring something on me that isn't really intended to be used as a weapon, like anything that could help your fist to get a more powerful shot like one of those thick rings (never threw a punch wearing one so please tell me if it's a bad idea). Be aware of the environment, think about places you can run to if you can, shortcuts home, places that can help you lose them and such. Also, wear your running shoes and some pants and shirt or whatever that allow your legs and hands to move freely. Heck, jump some fences if you can. Maybe the best idea would be to try to talk to them first. Maybe, via facebook. Goodluck to you! I recently got attacked by some semidrunk retards because I didn't have a cigarette to give to them. I was with 3 buddies. One of them got attacked first by 2 after saying "No" so I tried to get them off of him and then they turned to beat me... After I got slapped (not hard) I panicked and looked for my buds but the retards cornered me and I couldn't see past them. One of the buds has been training in MMA for 4 fucking years but he's still a coward (also he's gigantic so no one attacked him). He judt stood there and waited to be attacked... I got lucky some guy came and broke us apart. Retards protested but I got out unharmed. Wish you the same luck
>>682832905 Only half of those recipes aren't actually intended to harm another person. In fact, none of them are. It's of course up to the reader to look further into these recipes and make sure there isn't something the recipe might be leaving out concerning safety and accuracy.
Talking to the intended attackers acan greatly reduce a threat. But don't update your social media, that's ridiculous, unnecessary, and gay. It will also tell the attackers where you obviously are and what you're doing. Keep yourself busy with or surrounded by other people. Stay in public if you can't keep yourself protected until you get home.
>>682826667 American schools are retarded man, some faggot attacked me, and since it was clear from the get go that they didn't know what the fuck they were doing, I just tanked it and pushed them off of me.
Also, have you considered that maybe they just wanna fuck with you? I don't know your friend but what if the coons told him to show you the messages? Like, just to scare you? I mean it is a stupid reason. I'd geta bit mad too if someone slapped my gf's ass but not enough to gather muh homies and beat the guy. I swear these fucks never think with their brains.
>>682820198 It sucks getting hit, but it might not hurt as much at the time due to your adrenaline. If they get up in your face before, uppercut the fucker. Don't get too excited and flail your arms around. One good punch can lay a bigger guy out and follow through with it. Don't be a pussy and not fight back just because you are worried about getting in trouble, they don't care and they will run you over every day physically and/or verbally.
>Oh what am I going to do" You gonnag et fucked white boi >/b/ help any advice? defend yourself, run away, call cops >I just caaaaan't and i can't tell you why Bite, sling shit, fight nakey, gun, knife >whhaaahhh, it's really all my fault FUCK THEM UP! >My life is ruined, I'll get in trouble for being attacked
Simple. Shave your head. You're graduating who the fuck cares. Go bald. They can't grab your hair if you don't have any. Grab what they have, if the niggers have any hair. Bring a meat tenderizer and bash their balls. How tall are you and how tall are the coons? If you're equal height maybe grab for their head and knee them in the head. Or, if you have friends ask them if they'll help you.
Pic related to how'll you'll look after they beat your ass
>>682836320 Adrenaline is important. You'll lose the sense of time and you'll forget everything you wanted to keep in mind if you don't focus. You'll feel it rush and it will make you feel more powerful but only if you don't panick too hard. Try to get a hold of yourself as soon as you feel you'ro losing your sense of time and remember what you wanted to keep in mind. Oh...Take care when they do that thing...When they come really really close face to face with you almost touching noses or foreheads. Assholes do that if they're taller than you to intimidate you. Someone should give you some advice on this chapter. I only got into this sittuation once when I confronted a bully at school years ago but we didn't fight I called him gay for almost touching my lips and he tried to do something but people around us hearde and laughed so he left...
Got in plenty of fights in various public schools, don't worry about the fine if you know that at some point they are gonna jump you not defending your self will end up a way worse scenario then fighting back...
>>682820198 go down in two or three hits. one looks fake. two or three its more realistic.
bring a knife but only draw it if they keep hitting after you drop. if you draw it before that escalates the situation and you could die. If they dont intend to stop though it may just save your life.
that advice only pertains if you're willing to take the hit. If you're trying to escape unharmed you'll need a different tactic.
In that case, go find the biggest scariest looking knife you can. a machete is even better. you wont be using it. if it comes down to it you'll probably be better off dropping it. the point is to appear crazy enough to be intimidating. nobody wants to have to fuck with the guy who brought a machete so the hope is they'll back off.
>>682840726 >>682840726 yeah that might work. You bring up the machete and then start acting shit crazy to actually scare them but if you do it badly, you can have your ass kicked and then laughed. Maybe the other way around
OP take the YuGiOh! card deck and when they appear, just throw a pokemon at them They would have to accept either of those challenges You also ought to be a poke/YuGiOh master at this point because you're heavily outnumbered
Take a fucking knife and hit one of them, they will be in shock for a moment so you will have a chance to knock someone out. Hit the throat, or the balls, but hit fucking hard. Then runaway get help as quickly as you can, bring a lot of people to see what you just did.
>>682830517 This. Fucking knew a cop that got bit by someone on coke, cop ended up in the hospital for a few days while nurses had to bleach the wound around the clock. So go forth OP sink your teeth into a pile of human waste then wait and bite the hell out of your opponents. The sepsis will kill them eventually
First, make sure you have a crusader helm, a full chain mail top, plate legs and a sheet with a red cross on it. Next, get a claymore. Walk into school with Gregorian chants playing full blast. Chant Deus Vult as you amputate the legs of your attackers. As the last one alive begs for mercy, say: "Not I, only god, can give you mercy!" then, decapitate him.
You'll get all the Christian chick's panties wet.
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