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Going to get beat up/jumped tomorrow. Tips or advice?
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>>682820198
Protect your head and face. Don't try to fight back, just go into fetal.
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Bring gun post results
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>>682820333
haha that's what i'd do.
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Try to keep them all in front of you, like keep moving to stack them up.
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>>682820198
Fight dirty as fuck. Men with morals end up on the ground. Seriously Op, be cheap, use weapons, spit, throw dirt, whatever it takes to win.
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>>682820198
avoid the fight
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>>682820198
die trying, atleast you'll have done something with your life
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>>682820198
Lube up so they can't hit you properly
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>>682820198
Bring two paper bags of shit, tie string to top and swing those fuckers around like morning stars. You won fight gaurantee they will run like bitches
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>>682820198
You clearly know the threat, it's source, likely much more.

Wisdom would beget a proactive raid, so as to choose the battlefield, and preclude self harm.

TL;Dr take those fuckers out tonite, and shame them tomorrow.
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>>682820198
Get naked.

No one wants to fight a naked man

Unless they're arab. Those sand niggers will just rape you
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>>682820198
post more gewn then i'll help
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>>682820943
/thread
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Stay safe, wear a condom.
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>>682820198
If you were going to get jumped, you wouldn't know this far in advance. Unless you're OK with being beaten up, call the popo. Only ghetto idiots wouldn't.
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>>682820692
Its going to happen. Wish it was avoidable but it's out of my hands now
>>682820629
Theres going to be a few of them theres 0 chance at winning really so I'm not going to fight back (that's a fine anyway which i can't afford)
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>>682821145
isn't there any way to avoid this fight or get the cops involved? Anything? Film it and give the evidence to the cops, shoot them, shoot yourself, have a beer with a raindeer, shit on the carpet i don't give a fuck.
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>>682821116
They dont know that i know
>>682821008
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>>682821442
How they going to jump you? At school or what?
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>>682821567
Also, why
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>>682821145
what if you call the police a minute rigth before you meet those guys? perhaps they turn up at at the right time and you might get through this without too serious injuries
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>>682821413
Idk because i am slighty guilty but not to the extent of getting jumped and its in a public school so there'll be evidence by that alone
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Gwen thread?
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>>682821815
Then sack the fuck up and throw some jabs at least, when they get you to ground just guard yourself. School will break it up fast enough to where u wont have any major injuries
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ROLL UP WITH YA SQUADDDD
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>>682821621
I good-gamed a girls ass i used to know a lot in middle school and she bitched to everyone she knows (she knows all the big coons) even though she acted like it didn't bother her
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Be cold and go for the serious hits, hitting the jaw sideways is a easy way to take people out. It completely ruins a persons balance and might even knock them out if you land a hit properly. you are gonna take some punches, so keep your mouth shut to avoid the same happening to you.

And don't be scared either. They're not gonna kill you despite saying it(unless they got a knife out), at worst you are gonna loose a tooth or 2, break your nose maybe. So don't be scared

I don't know your situation, but if the guy or guys think you're weak shit, you can get a good surprise on them. Just don't go down on the ground if you're out numbered. There's no getting back up again
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what'd u do you faggot?
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>>682820198
This thread is so fucking beta, jebus
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Watch alot of Rocky
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>>682820198

call cops? if you know who it is then just call the fuckin cops. or bring a baseball bat or somethin and bash their fuckin heads in
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>>682822309
I would tbh but im worried about getting fined (so broke ) and im graduating in less than a month
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>>682822243
LOL ya dun goofed OP
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Move as much as you can, avoid fighting 2 or more at the same time. If you take out one of them, the rest will not be so confident.
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bring a weapon. use it. claim self defence.
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>>682822786
Will make it worse for me
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Be ready to die faggot
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>>682822243
so you're getting beat up because you touched a girls ass?
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>>682820198
Tell the police you retard, they are there for a reason
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>>682823512
Im getting jumped by coon motherfuckers thats not going to help
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>>682821145
no fuck that bring a bat and bash some fucking skulls in dont just lie on the ground like a bitch go down fighting like a fucking man
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>>682823709
Stupid right?
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>>682824076
You're getting jumped by coons? Run. Run for your life anon, because they will kill you
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>>682824382
Im going to have to go back.. im graduating in a month
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>>682820198
Take a baseball bat with nails in it and wear a helmet or mask.
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Wait for them to show some intent and then hit one of them or take him to the ground, if you end up disadvantaged back up and try to get back on top. Inexperienced fighters have a little better luck on the ground when 1v1. You're gonna get fucked up but if you make your mark on at least one of them you won't look like a bitch.
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ben out of ten
Would jerk to cousin again
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>>682824534
Not from where you live, just tomorrow at school. You'll probably be safe(r) on Monday, but for tomorrow if you see them get as far away as you can
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>>682824193
clearly it might be a little more than just touching a ass, give more fucking context, also how old are you?
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>>682824193
well, I know you're about to graduate and all that shit but seriously. Go down fighting, if its at school they won't kill you and as long as they start it (be sure to have witnesses) you wont be suspended.
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>>682823228
It will in whatever way you go, just bring a knife and fuck EM up and after that you will need to move or buy a gun
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>>682820198
This fucking idiot needs to realize either they're just gonna pretend to do something and maybe crowd and slap you around with no real harm to scare you because you're a pussy bitch, so you can easily talk your way out of getting the shit kicked out of you, but if they're the type of fuckin immoral coons who just bash people for no reason then use weapons, it's fair if you;re outnumbered.
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>>682820198
Wear a gum shield and don't underestimate the usefulness of a headbutt. Also go for the Alphas balls. May as well take a toll on their bodies too right?
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Get two large socks. Fill one with butter, fill the other with shit(or if you're a betafag fill both with butter). When they jump you, take both out, start hitting the shit out of them. Then, find their social media and spam them with /b/ threads and traps. They'll never fuck with you again.
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>>682820899
underrated post
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>>682824854
Its going to be unavoidable if i go to school because i have at least one person in on it in every class i have.

>>682824855
That's literally it. I good-gamed her. I get home and my friend showed me the text she sent him about it and 2 of the guys who wanna jump me tried adding me on fb
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Is this in America? Those coons must be pretty stupid to try to fight you with all these zero tolerance policies. Good luck OP you're getting expelled and going to an alternative school even if you dont fight back
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>>682820899
second
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>>682820198
Shit in your hands
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>>682820198
bring a knife fag
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>>682820198
Record it then post it here
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>>682820198
Don't cry, laugh it off mid beating and they'll spook
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Dont go outside OP
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>>682825329
nah, get one sock, fill it with batteries and start fucking swinging, hit one in the jaw and he won't fuck with you.
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>>682822552
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>>682825451
Well then when they jump you just focus on one of them and fuck him up. Try not to get stomped out. You just have to last until the SRO gets there
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>>682820333
Trips!

Go into fetal position.
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I think you can miss a month and still graduate. He'll, I missed quite a bit back in my school days.
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If they don't want to fight fair bring a brick or a pipe or something. Hide it in the location before,
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wear break away pants and a button down and when they start attacking you, rip off all your clothes to reveal a pink bodysuit. and bring the most ridiculous weapon possible (Brick, stapler, baby, etc)
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Get your ass out and face ass first to them bending over

Nobody wants to fight a guy with his ass

If that don't work suck that niggas dick for free
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>>682825648
That makes absolutely no sense anon. If you do that, they'll just come at you again. If you make them think there's something seriously fucking wrong with you, they'll be too scared to even look at you due to the fear of rape.
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>>682821145
You get a ticket for just being involved.. Go down fighting..
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Is this ass whoopin thing on sight or do they have a schedule for you? You can try to reconcile with them and stick the main goon in the face mid conversation. You probably won't, but it's fun to dream.
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>>682825750
Thats what my plan was really because im not gonna look like a bitch over some stupid shit but im just worried about the consequences after like getting a huge fine i cant afford and not graduating
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>>682824076
Carry a basketball with you. Throw it into traffic when they show up. Their instinct will force them to chase it
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>>682825451
let them add you on facebook, ask them straight up over facebook chat, "hey are you after me in some way, why?"

if you have been threaten on facebook or other shit(something with a chatlog), you got a case to sue or defend yourself. Just keep in mind that anything said over facebook can be read up in court.

And of course you don't fucking tell them that. Cuz that would be stupid and cringe
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>>682825873
I miss a day a week already so i cant miss anymore even so it'll be just one day and ill have to come back
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>>682820925
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>>682821442
aight op i went afk I promised advice first off why the fuck are you getting jumped by these niggers
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>>682820198
Tell a friend to video it and use that video to get the asshats sent to jail.
Assault is a serious crime. (in my country at least)
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-->no shirt
-->nothing to pull over your head
-->well try not to fight everyone at the same time
---> cup check
-->get naked lol
--id try and run away haha
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>>682826034
You fuckin' serious? Even if theres proof i didnt do anything?
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>>682825451
if you "good-gamed her" then why the fuck is everybody in on beating you stupid? share the text
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Your going to get your ass kicked so post their names and social media stuff. We will fuck em up for you.
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>>682825451
check a faggot in the throat with a swift karate chop den hit em with a knee to the nose GGGGGGGGGG
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>>682820198
dont be a bitch. niggers swing wide so step in close and fuck at least one of em up
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>>682820198
How many of them? Bring a weapon, like a knife. Focus on protecting yourself. They're probably going to circle you and hit you up. Only fight back if you see the opportunity of striking a good blow (balls, eyes, knees) and then run like you've never before
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Stop posting Gwen hentai and toughen yourself up. Pussyboi.

You'll never win in this life.
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>>682826999
checked but fucking kill yourself faggot
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>>682826749
>We will fuck em up for you.
fucking cringe cancerous newfriend
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>>682826474
Yeah but in America, you got rep. You have an image. If OP went around sending people to jail for hurting people he would be a snitch and a bitch.
His friends might even think less of him. Girls might not find him attractive.

>OP
The only advice my father gave me in elementary school was this - if anyone gives you shit, punch them square in the nose
OP if you're going to get jumped and attacked, carry a knife on your person or prepared to bite and kick and choke and defend yourself until blood is spilled and it takes more than two people to pull you of of someone. go to hell and back. FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE PIECES OF WASTE! FUCKING MASSACRE ANYONE WHO THINKS THEY CAN ATTACK YOU FOR NO GOOD REASON!
GODD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>682827052

We're all faggots in this little wasteland called life.
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>>682820198
What race are they? Can you fight them?
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>>682827429
Niggers
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>>682827425
geo?
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any fight or chance of winning ends if it goes to gorund, whoever is on top will win, Never let it go to the ground, Always take a back up blunt weapon , no sharps or you will get killed with it, take a side man if you can to step in if it goes south, but dont bring him into the fight itself, good luck mate, and remember there is no honour or rules in a street fight , biting pinching ball kicking and punching are all legit , do what you got to do to win at all costs.


Never hit the head if they are down , it is immediatly classed as attempted murder after that, cant promise they wont do it to you, but dont do it to them , peace out.
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Black people can't swim OP.

Use it to your advantage.
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>>682820198
Act really gay.If these ooga-boogas are homophobes(like most stupid people secretly are)they'll start exchanging weird glances.If they try to give you a slap,say shit like"Ooh,you'll give me a boner!"Worked for me,and no stupid kid has given me shit since.Then again,it could be received differently where you're from;I'm from Ireland,where 95% of the population is white and racism isn't an issue
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>>682827384
FUCK THEM UP OP!
GOOD FUCKING DAMN IT FUCK THEM UP OP!
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>>682826906
Shit if i have to i will
>>682826931
Im not bringing any type of weapon because thats an automatic "fag myself" situation and it"ll bring me more problems then whatever they can do to me
>>682826999
Its for attraction faggot and Im not worried about them because that shit will be over in a minute or less and i just want a plan before i go down fighting if i can avoid me fighting back.im just worried about fines and expulsion
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bring a gun. niggers always bring knives to gun fights.
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>>682827590
>Never hit the head if they are down

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why the legal system is fucking retarded.

I guarantee none of the fucking morons who wrote these laws have ever been in an actual fight. They seem to think as soon as someone goes to the ground the fight's done. It's so retarded.
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>>682827865
its totally retarded, but I dont want to see a fellow anon go to jail if he wins and wants a few winning tabs.
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>>682827643
Thanks for the laugh
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>>682827590
THIS!
>>682827759
SON OF A BITCH THIS BETTER BE FUCKING B8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO what you fucking need to DEFEND yourself you stupid fucking idiot!
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>>682825573
Sounds promising.
Take a double dose of viagra before the fight and make like you are getting off on getting beaten up. Swing your crotch into their feet and fists. They will be weirded out and scamper away.
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>>682828017
Yeah like obviously what you said is right and yes it will get you fucked by the law. It just irritates the fuck out of me that all self defense laws were written by middle class people who have never had to defend themselves
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>>682827759
Have fun in the fight and just grab them and throw them in the ground.
Use all your strength to put them on the ground
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Tell them it turns you on, hopefully they're straight.
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>>682828140
Implying the middle class write laws, you high nigga.
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>>682820333
deny the trips. If you go into fetal its likely that you're going to get your head stomped on. Run away. I've been doing bjj for 2 years now and while I feel like maybe I've got an advantage over a guy who doesnt have a martial arts background I'm still going to try to disengage from every fight.

If they surround you tho try to do a lariat similar to Zangiefs. The ppp one as it stays active for longer.
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you've been visited by dat boi

sick unicycle tricks will come to you, but only if you reply with "O SHIT WADDUP"
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>>682828017
If the law wasnt involved i wouldnt even need to make this thread
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Bring a deep blade. 6 inch+. Murder one of them on sight and the rest will run away.
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>>682828150
never ever ever intentionally go to ground, ever, you aint some mma beast , you literally risk getting fucking stomped going to ground 50-50%
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>>682827759

Bring KFC and a seedless watermelon.

They'll probably forgive you.
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If you're going to ignore everyone's advice what the actual fuck was the point of making this thread?

Do what you can to win. Get some friends and get ready to whoop some ass. If you're incapable of doing that then you're beyond helping.
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>>682828345
the law is only enforced if you get caught, dont give yourself a reason to get caught or called up is all Im saying.
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>>682820198
Obvious answer is pocket sand
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>>682828574
>what is a public school?
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>>682820198
OP you're still going to get in trouble for the fight itself and they are probably going to tell about that sexual harassment bit to use as a defense on why they did it. If you can manage to make it so they are the ones starting it then you can at least claim self defense, I feel like even if you curl up into a ball the whole time you are still getting the same amount of trouble as if you fought back, I doubt you can actually make enough damage to get in deeper shit. It might get ugly if it's not in school, so be ready to fight back you might end up with some permanent injury, if you think it's just going to be some show-off of whitenights then I guess try to do the bare minimum but it's better to defend yourself if you think it could get ugly. Don't put your arms down and just take it anyways that would be retarded.
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Oldfag here, used to be a bouncer on the doors of a fucking terrible nightclub in Glasow, Scotland in the late 90's (knife crime capital of UK).

I've given out plenty lickings both in and out of work, I don't know any martial arts or anything, just brute force. I've also taken as many beatings in return for being a gobshite.

Anyway, if you know it's coming, take it, you won't die. One tip though, focus on one dude, just one - and fucking nail him. Get him to the ground and kick him in the head a few times, that sorts the men out from the boys. People get scared when they see you kicking another human about the head whilst they are down, 90% of cunts will slow down once they see that.

Don't let people try and fuck you about mate, be a fucking man and make one of them remember who you are.
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>>682820198
lol just go to you're teacher and c ry like the bitch you are underage cuck detected not even worth the time
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>>682828150
THEN PARALYZE THEM
BEND AND TWIST BONES AND JOINTS IN WAYS THEY ARENT MEANT TO BE BENT

USE A KNIFE OR GUN AND THREATEN TO AVOID FIGHT OR CALL POLICE

IF YOU DEFEND YOURSELF FROM THIS VIOLENCE THERE WILL BE NO FINE. POLICE UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT. ITS LIKE IF YOU WERE TO ATTACK SOMEONE WHO WAS ATTACKING AN INNOCENT PERSON
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Goddamn this is so stupid. I've been in 4 fights, broken my nose twice, fucked up some other shit, etc. These were usually 1 on 2 fights, me being the one. You are getting jumped by niggers who probably are equally, if not, more beefy than you. No knives. They might get if off you and use it against you. Get some friends to help. They're true friends if they help anyways. Tell a fucking teacher or some shit. If you're graduating in a month, see if there's online classes. Avoid them. Graduate. Move away. Don't go fetal and let the damn coons wreck you. Do something about it.
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>>682820198
Spread two of your arms out and spin 360 non stop
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>>682828071
Every man takes a beating in his life. Just make sure you take care of the essentials: teeth, nose and dick. Everything else will heal properly.

Good luck.
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>>682820198
Can't you just go full faggot and tell everyone you're going to get niggerd? You don't seem to mind embarassment.
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>>682828711
what is , white man who grew up in niggerdom and got out?
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>>682820198
try to spot where it is going to happen. Strike first, at least get one or two good hits before they gang up, then don't lay down. keep getting up.
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>>682828956
Welcome to /b/, where your dick is more important than your eyes.
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>>682828852
Only I would do that to the turkroaches, for niggers I would only throw them on the ground until the fight ended.
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Eyes or throat.
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>>682822602
Avoid the fight, if you're this close to graduating. Have a phone handy and be sure you have 911 on speed dial. Memorize what button to press to call them quickly. As soon as you see more than 2 people walking towards you from any location, run for it. Be sure to call the cops, if they give chase. Give them your current location and tell them you're being attacked by a group of people.
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>>682828317
>this

got jumped few months ago, my biggest mistake was trying to fight back and not legging it, ended up with them ganging up on me 4 to 1 and me getting my shit kicked in
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Sup /b/ I hate every single one of you faggots. I hope all of you die by gay homosex. I bet I can beat everysingle one of you faggots on Crisis Action on Android.If you think you can 1v1 me iRL fite me, I live in Oakland , California. My dick may not be as big as the niggers but I can fuck for a long time. Good luck not being a strong like me. t('-'t)
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>>682820198
AS SOON AS THEY GET YOU ON YOUR BACK YOU ARE AUTHORIZED UNDER SELF DEFENSE LAW TO USE LETHAL MEANS TO PROTECT YOURSELF ESPECIALLY IF THERE IS MORE THAN ONE ASSAILANT
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I've been in one fight in my life and I got fucking rekt, when I say fight I got jumped and literally beaten the shit out of, I couldn't fight back because I was knocked out and trust me op, you will feel no pain the the fight so it doesn't even matter the only bad thing that happened after was the massive ass black eye which was 2 inches long for 3 weeks
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>>682825451
theres a simple explanation to this, confront her at school and say you were sorry, that you didnt mean to make her worry or feel embarrassed. if you talk to her and say you arent trying to start shti with her and that you thought she wouldnt take offense because you knew her for so long.. this is clearly getting out of hand for you, you must have said something or acted like a tough guy. theres no way these little boys are all that whipped that theyd all jump you just to impress her, if so, let em know that when they step towards you. AND that its not their fuckin business. shes a bitch whos using the whole 'feminism is all over the internet' movement to get this group of losers on her side. why even go back to school? i dropped out at Gr 12 because of shitbags, why cant you? fuck em in the ear.
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Try and conceal,some kind of blunt weapon. First, try to reason with them. Then, warn them. If none of this works wait until one makes a threataning gesture( swings for a punch, advances, goes to attack) smack them in the fuckin head, concuss them, tell the others to walk or get the same. Run tell someone, get injurd to hospital. Claim self defense. Don't get fucked
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Bring a knife. As soon as you can honestly say you felt in danger, get stabby.
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Lunge at the first one, grab a limb hand or leg and bite the fucker as hard as you can. Don't let up until he screams. When adrenaline is pumping you can shake off a punch. Getting bitten is different. The others wil become discouraged and NOoNE will fuck with you. Repeat of necessary
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>>682820198
How strong are you OP?
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>>682820198
Make sure it happens when you're around a lot of people all of you know and take a hit without retaliating. Believe me, I've been there. All you wanna do is break those motherfuckers, but if you just take a shot, they'll end up looking like major fucking assholes and will pretty much be shunned by everyone.

Or just try to avoid a physical confrontation.

If none if those work, try and land one solid shot to the back (just above where the spine joins the head), side (temple) or just about where the hairline starts. Hit them hard enough and they'll be dazed for a second and you have a chance to get the fuck out of there. I suggest the back of the head, since that's where your basic motor control sits and their reaction speed will slow enough to make a difference.
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>>682826176
ohh so youre GOING to go to school and not be aq bitch about it, then good, hope you die tough boy. enjoy getting your skull cracked for saying "fuck u bruh i can smack any ass i wunt. git gud skurb" then yea, you deserve it. post vid so we can mock you!
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>>682829401
>blunt weapon
>side man
>first strike
>dont go to ground
>everything is legal
>dont go for head when down

every tip you ever need for a fight.
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>>682829580
Just eat them, works every time
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>>682829580
Do this
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Lean into the first punch with the top of your forehead. break that guys hand at least. if more than one... run, or assume fetal position as posted eaflier.
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>>682820198
If true just ignore fight. Does not matter what goes down in said fight. Might effect your crime record if it goes to far. Never good to have when looking for employment
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>>682827384
>hurrdurr fuckum up OP XDD
>has most likely never been in a fight in his life
>doesn't know to avoid fighting groups of people at a time

Martial artist here. It doesn't matter how much you hate people or how cool you think you are. If you get hit in the back (because you're fighting a group of people, you fucking idiot), it's going to hurt. You're going to be hit from all sides. You won't have much chance to defend yourself. Your best bet is to fight them in a hallway, so they're forced to fight one or two at a time. Make your way backwards as you fight them back, then take off, as they fight each other to get after you and out of the hallway.

Fight smart.
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>>682829580
Don't brush your teeth, let them get infection.
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>>682820198
Drop your pants right before first punch is thrown.
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Literally try to kill the smallest one. I read this in a hunter Thompson interview. Apparently he's had a few scrapes.
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>>682829940
tieing up your ankles in a fight, fucking retarded.
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>>682828317
Seriously this!.
Even if you don't get away completely the people jumping you are going to burn more energy this way then just kicking away at a sack of meat laying on the ground.
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Make a disappearing ninja smoke bomb and run past them!
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go for legs, stomach
bring a bat
wear padding incase they actually bring a knife
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Don't worry if they jump you that's nothing suck it up take it then catch them one by one and take a baseball bat to their knee caps
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1. Go and buy a gun tonight.

2. Stash the gun nearby where you're going to get jumped. (Wipe your prints off)

3. Tomorrow, call the cops a few minutes before you know shit's about to go down and say that you see some guys (describe you're soon-to-be attackers) mugging someone at gunpoint.

4. When the confrontation starts, empty your pockets, and spread all your possessions/wallet contents over the ground.

5. Get down on knees and raise hands in the air - look super scared.

6. If you time it right, police will roll up, and it will look like they were mugging you, and ditched the gun.
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>>682829580
Captain bitey, here. I've been in a few fights and most of the guys were bigger than me. No matter how big a guy is, when you sink your teeth into them, they'll squall like bitches, cover the wound, call you crazy and back away. There are no rules in a fight. No one wants to get bitten and even if they attack in groups, you can get close enough to latch onto one, bite the fuck out of him and maybe a second. Even if they gang you, one of them has to get close enough to get entangled and bitten. Go with God, OP
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>>682820333
What about going into foetus position?
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>>682830581
Aborted foetus position... Bloody... Dead and in pieces
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Just do what my boy Kurosawa does. Fuck em up royally.
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>>682820198
What race are you OP?
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>>682824120
Bring a bat? Bring a sledgehammer or an axe, not a puny bat! Something that makes them realize if they fuck with you they get their bones broken and flesh torn apart!
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>>682823512
fucking amateur hour on these stances. never lean in on a punch. spacing and bent knees are correct, but hands should be closer to face and elbows tucked into body. never twist your off-foot in a punch. if you throw left hand, twist left foot and pivot body, creating maximum distance between you and your opponent whilst still damaging them. dont lean in. dont twist right foot on left punch. same applies vice versa. instead of stepping, hop lightly around, around an inch off the ground. keep your stance. hunch over slightly instead of straightening your back for maximum protective coverage.

>source: i box
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>>682824076
coons? Son, they are animals, they will destroy you. You'd best bring a whip, they respond best to whips due to genetics
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I mean why not get the cops involved if you are not someone who is confident
in defending themselves, especially if your some 15 year old underage idiot which since u haven't called the cops its already safe to assume you are
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>>682831001
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>>682831001
>tell the cops
>"im getting jumped for sexually harrassing a girl"
Good plan
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>>682829896
Fuck me. Martial artist thinking you can set the scenario like a Super Smash Bros stage.

OP, do not, I repeat, absolutely DO NOT focus on any pain. Focus only on pressing on during the confrontation. It's likely neither you or these guys have been in a real fight before.
Practice NOW. Look in a mirror and start throwing punches. Control your breathing. Equal and balanced punches. Your stance needs to be grounded and strong. If you can throw some feet into the mix do so. If you can throw in an elbow or knee, that shit would be devastating. Where clothes you can fight in.
research pressure points and locks. Drink water. eat well. Follow this guys advice >>682829686
If you feel threatened for your life and you cannot adequately protect yourself, run and/or call the cops or bring someone with you at all times.
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Let's be fucking realistic a slug hammer will take to fucking long to swing go get a little leaguer baseball wood preferably and swing for the fences
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Protect your ribs/solar plexus with your elbows/forearms. Keep your chin low and your hands up to protect it. Pay attention to their chest/shoulders area to anticipate a punch. Don't stand still, make it difficult for them.
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OP, destroy all their testicles. This will be a service to humanity and also end the fight.

godspeed
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>>682831481
*wear

>And make sure you are fighting for a good cause.
Then, fuck the girl who started this shit. Fuck that bitch. Tell her, "fuck you."
Give us her facebook and profiles and what not, any noodz if you got em'.
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And if ur a fucking racist cunt I hope they stomp a mud hold in yo ass and leave yo stupid racist cunt ass for dead little bitch
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>>682828389
A thin one though, extra points if they don't notice you have one until it's too late
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>>682828317
This.
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>>682831783
hello nigger
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>>682820198
I won't say what you should do.
I will say what I would do.
>add them on fb
>lure them into admitting the reason
>make pics
>look up where they live
>wait for night
>sneak in and break their kneecaps

That's it. I wouldn't bother fighting fair.
If they threaten you, or something, threaten them back with the pics and a police report.

Then again, I'm just a slav and fighting dirty is normal here.
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Lmao pay attention to they chest hahaha wtf ppl really don't know what the fuck they are talking about listen to them will get u super fucked up
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>>682831783
Where do you think you are? We're all racists here Anon.
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>>682829197
You never know, niggers are usually the ones that pull guns after getting hit once
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>>682820198
just fight, even if you loose it doesn't matter it will make you stronger - just give it everything you've got - if theres more than one fight dirty af.. Aim for their faces and protect yours.

or you know... stay indoors?
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Chew on your nails until they're jagged and sharp. Don't brush your teeth for a couple days. dont wear a shirt, and if you do, make sure it's tight and cant be pulled over your head. wait for one to come at you, duck and dive. go for the dick, scratch and bite your way to victory. be a crazy man, scar them for life with brutality. for added effect, dip fingers in rubbing alcohol or citrus juice before hand, or use the restroom without washing your hands.
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run away like a bitch
pepper spray them if they catch up
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>>682820198
A gun
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>>682820198
water gun + hydrochloric acid
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Pepper spray the niggers
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you dun goofed OP
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>>682820198
martial arts training montage.
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http://bnrg.cs.berkeley.edu/~randy/Courses/CS39K.S13/anarchistcookbook2000.pdf

Here you will find anything you need to exact any level of appropriate revenge you see fit.

Also check out the torrent of the Information Library. Its PDF Library comes with a few CIA handbooks. Don't go killing of course.
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>>682820198
Don't.
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>>682830517
+1

When in real danger, a bite will almost always cripple the opponent for the further fight, if not end it completely. Nobody wants to fuck with someone who is willing to bite if they have to
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>>682820198
1) buy a smoke bomb throw it next to you. run all the way home.

2) if they are a pack of 4, call out the alpha and tell him he's a pussy for trying to take you on with three friends. Make fun of him. When he comes at you grab the dirt or baking powder you brought in a ziploc bag that's in your pocket and grab some baking powder or dirt from your pocket and throw it in his face. This will still him. Then kick him in the nuts, square on the knee or in the nose.

Make sure you're upwind. When the other three engage, throw baking powder or dirt at them. Have two pockets full of that shit.

Run.

3) Call the cops on yourself. Then show up a little late and let the faggots get arrested.
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>>682832683
Yeah, half those recipes will kill you instead of your victim.

Army guidebooks are easily available, and correct.
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>>682820198
Where do you live man?
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>>682831369
Don't need to tell them that, just say you heard from a friend that someone has the plan to jump and seriously injure/kill him. They have to help you.
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>>682820198
bring a gun
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>>682831570
If you're already taking a base ball bat at least one an alumunium one
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>>682821959
More of this
>>682821442
>>682820198
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>>682820198
Make sure you're wearing shoes easy to get in and out of. When the enemy is preparing to engage, take off your shirt like many do before the fight, and when you throw it on the ground, quickly remove your shorts and underwear if you have any on, and step back into your shoes. Before they are finished processing, roar as loudly as you can and charge. Some of the enemy WILL be intimidated, and you can still chase them without fear of rocks with the shoes on.

The reasons are simple. You will never fight as hard as when you fight naked. Your Adrenalin will be MAX, making you the STRONGEST version of you at the time. Everyone also knows that being nude in public is very uncomfortable in the American culture, and your confidence to actually do it will undermine the enemy's confidence, lowering his moral. An angry roar will help, as anger is also intimidating, and your willingness to fight will mean the enemy's possible injury, making them more likely to flee.

Bonus intimidation for having an erection at the time.

Running at them after all this will put the enemy on the spot, and activate the Fight Or Flight part of the enemy's brain, even more so because they were supposed to be attacking YOU, not the other way around.

Great Bonus for holding any weapon, brass knuckles, a knife, or even just a sharp pen held with the reverse grip would be ideal.

I'd run from an angry, loud, armed, and naked man with questionable sanity chasing me around school.

Dont think I'd win.
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>>682832221
Sharp nails+rubbing alcohol is solid strategy if you're getting in 1-1 melee combat.
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>>682820198
If you're naked they won't touch you
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>>682829281
kek
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>>682832927
USA
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>Look them in the eye and make a humming sound
>Start to undress as you hum louder
>by the time you are fully undressed your humming should be stupidly load
>squat down and unleash your shit on the floor
>get hard on
>pick up shit and rub cock with it
>now face your foes with a rock hard shit cock and show no mercy

>protip eat chilli and raw shellfish day before
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>>682832756
>>682830517
>>682829580

Only if you can't run. You're risking contracting any diseases he has. HIV? You're fucked. HPV? You're fucked. Herpes? You're fucked. Blood on the teeth and in your mouth is a great way to contract things,
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>>682820198
get another dude to beat your ass first. people hate sloppy seconds
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>>682824076
Go for the knees. Coons have notoriously weak knees.
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Ummm...OP, if I was a coon who knew your facebook I'd wait for you after classes on your way home.
I really doubt that the fight will take place in your school because they can get in trouble just like you can.
Take this into account... They will either follow you or wait for you after classes so you can forget about getting expelled or whatever. I'd bring something on me that isn't really intended to be used as a weapon, like anything that could help your fist to get a more powerful shot like one of those thick rings (never threw a punch wearing one so please tell me if it's a bad idea).
Be aware of the environment, think about places you can run to if you can, shortcuts home, places that can help you lose them and such.
Also, wear your running shoes and some pants and shirt or whatever that allow your legs and hands to move freely. Heck, jump some fences if you can.
Maybe the best idea would be to try to talk to them first. Maybe, via facebook.
Goodluck to you!
I recently got attacked by some semidrunk retards because I didn't have a cigarette to give to them. I was with 3 buddies. One of them got attacked first by 2 after saying "No" so I tried to get them off of him and then they turned to beat me... After I got slapped (not hard) I panicked and looked for my buds but the retards cornered me and I couldn't see past them. One of the buds has been training in MMA for 4 fucking years but he's still a coward (also he's gigantic so no one attacked him). He judt stood there and waited to be attacked... I got lucky some guy came and broke us apart. Retards protested but I got out unharmed.
Wish you the same luck
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Poke his eye out, just rip it off
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>>682833681
What state man? If your close I'll help you.
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>>682832905
Only half of those recipes aren't actually intended to harm another person. In fact, none of them are.
It's of course up to the reader to look further into these recipes and make sure there isn't something the recipe might be leaving out concerning safety and accuracy.
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>>682834086
NJ
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1)get house key. 2)put between knuckles 3)jab straight at them with the key in your knuckles 4)nobody will fuck with the nigga that key'd big bubba
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>>682834074
Its usually on sight because mo one gives a fuck but thanks for the advice and the storh
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>>682834074
This minus the gay story.

Talking to the intended attackers acan greatly reduce a threat.
But don't update your social media, that's ridiculous, unnecessary, and gay. It will also tell the attackers where you obviously are and what you're doing.
Keep yourself busy with or surrounded by other people. Stay in public if you can't keep yourself protected until you get home.
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>>682820925
>good-gamed
thats some actually great tactics man
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>>682834910
>>682834271
Give us their facebooks and info, anything you can before this thread dies and you do too
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>>682822200
This duhh
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Act dead when you are laying on the ground
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>>682820333
Remember kids
If you survive your attack, it's assault and whoever is involved will go to jail

True Story
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>>682828169
cokaine
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Buy a zweihander boi
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>>682831781
yeah
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>>682825969
this is underated, in fact just take off all your clothes. If they don't run then at least you'll get your ass fucked
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>>682831971
>>682820198
That's true OP, slavs are dirts
I would do the same shit
Recommended
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>>682826667
American schools are retarded man, some faggot attacked me, and since it was clear from the get go that they didn't know what the fuck they were doing, I just tanked it and pushed them off of me.

Got suspended for a fucking week.
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>>682826176
if you are gonna get jumped might make it worth it goo kiss that girl early in the morning, in front of those bros
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Also, have you considered that maybe they just wanna fuck with you?
I don't know your friend but what if the coons told him to show you the messages? Like, just to scare you?
I mean it is a stupid reason. I'd geta bit mad too if someone slapped my gf's ass but not enough to gather muh homies and beat the guy. I swear these fucks never think with their brains.
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>>682821815
So you're under 18 you little fucking kid?
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Who is the artist?
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>>682820198
It sucks getting hit, but it might not hurt as much at the time due to your adrenaline. If they get up in your face before, uppercut the fucker. Don't get too excited and flail your arms around. One good punch can lay a bigger guy out and follow through with it. Don't be a pussy and not fight back just because you are worried about getting in trouble, they don't care and they will run you over every day physically and/or verbally.
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>>682836238
lmao
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>>682821145
bring a gun
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>>682836147
Are you retarded?
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>Oh what am I going to do"
You gonnag et fucked white boi
>/b/ help any advice?
defend yourself, run away, call cops
>I just caaaaan't and i can't tell you why
Bite, sling shit, fight nakey, gun, knife
>whhaaahhh, it's really all my fault
FUCK THEM UP!
>My life is ruined, I'll get in trouble for being attacked

True fag
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Simple. Shave your head. You're graduating who the fuck cares. Go bald. They can't grab your hair if you don't have any. Grab what they have, if the niggers have any hair. Bring a meat tenderizer and bash their balls. How tall are you and how tall are the coons? If you're equal height maybe grab for their head and knee them in the head. Or, if you have friends ask them if they'll help you.

Pic related to how'll you'll look after they beat your ass
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>>682836320
Adrenaline is important. You'll lose the sense of time and you'll forget everything you wanted to keep in mind if you don't focus.
You'll feel it rush and it will make you feel more powerful but only if you don't panick too hard.
Try to get a hold of yourself as soon as you feel you'ro losing your sense of time and remember what you wanted to keep in mind.
Oh...Take care when they do that thing...When they come really really close face to face with you almost touching noses or foreheads. Assholes do that if they're taller than you to intimidate you.
Someone should give you some advice on this chapter. I only got into this sittuation once when I confronted a bully at school years ago but we didn't fight I called him gay for almost touching my lips and he tried to do something but people around us hearde and laughed so he left...
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>>682820198
Pray to Gwen

>Praise Gwen!!!
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Is peppergas an option, OP?
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Rest in pizza anon, it was nice knowing you
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When I was in high school I always had a 40cm iron ruler
A russian faggot surprised me when i was leaving and I beat the shit out of him with the goddamned ruler
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>>682837607
So from what I've gathered:

>go bald
>meat tenderizer

Also you should bring:

>fried chicken
>grape soda
>watermelon

They will befriend you and forget about the ordeal. Or pepper spray. That'll blind the niggers.

Starting to think this is fake. OP taking long to respond to people. Probably a scrawny guy who deserves it.
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>>682839232
Something similar happened to me too anon
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>>682820198

Bring a kitchen knife or hammer or something, stab one dude and the rest will leave.
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Got in plenty of fights in various public schools, don't worry about the fine if you know that at some point they are gonna jump you not defending your self will end up a way worse scenario then fighting back...
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>>682820198
go down in two or three hits. one looks fake. two or three its more realistic.

bring a knife but only draw it if they keep hitting after you drop. if you draw it before that escalates the situation and you could die. If they dont intend to stop though it may just save your life.


that advice only pertains if you're willing to take the hit. If you're trying to escape unharmed you'll need a different tactic.

In that case, go find the biggest scariest looking knife you can. a machete is even better. you wont be using it. if it comes down to it you'll probably be better off dropping it. the point is to appear crazy enough to be intimidating. nobody wants to have to fuck with the guy who brought a machete so the hope is they'll back off.
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>>682840726
>>682840726
yeah that might work. You bring up the machete and then start acting shit crazy to actually scare them
but if you do it badly, you can have your ass kicked and then laughed. Maybe the other way around
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OP take the YuGiOh! card deck and when they appear, just throw a pokemon at them
They would have to accept either of those challenges
You also ought to be a poke/YuGiOh master at this point because you're heavily outnumbered
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>>682820198
You should walk around with a baseball bat and not say anything, then just see what your enemies do in reaction
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>>682822243
>not removing coon with firearm
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Study.
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>>682820198
Aim for the throat, one hit knocks them down no matter how big they are. Hit too hard and you kill them though so be careful.
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This. One in each hand. Make them earn it and bleed for their victory!
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>>682843179
Also try ripping off an ear or biting off a finger. Most people just run away after the sight of that. You can lay it off as self defence since its not 1v1.
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>>682843179
Fuck being careful. Hit hard, hit often.
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>>682843179
>be careful

faggot
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Bring knife, stab one, self defense
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Take a fucking knife and hit one of them, they will be in shock for a moment so you will have a chance to knock someone out. Hit the throat, or the balls, but hit fucking hard. Then runaway get help as quickly as you can, bring a lot of people to see what you just did.
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>>682820346

rolling for this
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Shoot or stab them in the face
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>>682830510

Do this, risking to get yourself killed for this is definitely worth it. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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simple solution: a lighter and can of deodorant. ive done before and just the sheer sight of fuel and a light is enough to make a low iq nigger run back to the ghetto
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>>682846245
>I've done it before
Can you get Axe in the ghetto?
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>>682830510
genius
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Make some brass knuckles and a garrote.

Find one of the dudes that is going to jump you. Use the garrote to drag him down, then knock him out. Try to get a second.

That alone will improve your odds or make them not jump you.
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>>682846564
any 150ml-250ml can of flammable spray works and is more easy to use and control in an open or confined space
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>>682820198
bring a bike chain, a nice hefty one so you can swing it at the cunts or flail it about to it yourself some breathing room
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>>682830517
This. Fucking knew a cop that got bit by someone on coke, cop ended up in the hospital for a few days while nurses had to bleach the wound around the clock. So go forth OP sink your teeth into a pile of human waste then wait and bite the hell out of your opponents. The sepsis will kill them eventually
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>>682833385
FERNANDO
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>>682847001
Dont they ask for ID to stop kids such as your self?
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>>682828317
Kek, best comment I've read all day
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>>682848238
well chances are you have some sort of aerosol lying around your home and as for a lighter youll have to figure that out your self
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Get a mouthguard
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>>682820198
Are they niggers OP? Are you a nigger yourself?
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>>682849651
Good question.
Answer OP
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>>682848719
Can I buy these things from Jerome the Pusher or just any dealer?
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>>682823512
>>682830870
I also noticed the info-graphic says to cross your feet when moving, that's just going to make you unbalanced if he throws a punch and you're feet are crossed.
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>>682820629
This. There is no such thing as a fair fight. Fuck 'em up OP
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>>682848039
I was thinking about that
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>>682820198
get evidence, call the police, tell your story, get those fuckers to jail if not, just take it to court
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>>682828326
O SHI WADDUP
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mace, both kinds
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Whip out your cock and advance on them. They'll run, trust me.
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I once seen a geuy get into an unfair fight. He shit in his hand and slapped one of the others with it. He won.
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>>682820198
Have fun!
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Bring one of these.
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>>682850297
didnt see that, yeah now even the foot placement is wrong. shit pic dont even tell you how to punch right.
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First, make sure you have a crusader helm, a full chain mail top, plate legs and a sheet with a red cross on it. Next, get a claymore. Walk into school with Gregorian chants playing full blast. Chant Deus Vult as you amputate the legs of your attackers. As the last one alive begs for mercy, say: "Not I, only god, can give you mercy!" then, decapitate him.

You'll get all the Christian chick's panties wet.
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