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Walk into mom's bedroom and see this
>wat do
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Suck yo mamas bbc
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>>682818742
fakest shit Ive ever seen
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Fuck him in the ass, obviously. He's presenting it so enticingly.
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>>682818742
Take my pants off, fight awkwardness with even more weirdness
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bump >>682820055
You're gonn need that condom
a
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>>682818742
Back away slowly, and wash my eyes
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Call the zoo and tell them one of their monkeys escaped.
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Probably stomp on it's balls for coming into my house; wild animals should stay outside.
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>>682818742
>go to the gun cabinet
>grab shotgun
>escort the nigger out of the house
>don't even let him put his clothes back on
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wonder how the hell did my mum turn into a black man
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Grab ankles and suck him off before mom gets home.
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>>682818742
Suck that glorious black rod. What the fuck do you think I am, some kind of faggot who doesn't suck bbc?
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>>682818742
Ask her if I can fuck the servant boy now
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When did Jerome get here mom?
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>>682822618
Would you suck it while he is lying down like that so your face is pressed into his butt?
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>>682823414
That nig is only thicker then me, and guessing that's him fully hard when this is me half hard >>682820055
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>>682823414
OC?
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>>682823414
would not suck/10
I'm very particular about the dicks I will place into my mouth.
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>>682823414
Certified chode
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>>682823652
Nope that's only half
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>>682818742
Do a 360 an keep walking
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>>682824088
Well then me and him are both half hard in the pics
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>>682823941
I've posted it before but it's oc
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>>682819720
You jelly?
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Yo I feel bad for black people lmao. Having a dick that looks like a log of shit must suck
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>>682824317
Not what your mom thinks, fag
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>>682824458
Nah. Still looks like shit lmao. Damn I feel bad for them
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>>682824317
tru. especially since the BBC thing turned out to be a myth, there's literally no benefit to being black
>more likely to get an STD/AIDS
>more likely to be poor/unemployed
>less likely to be hired or accepted into college
>more likely to get the shit kicked out of them by cops for no reason
>more likely to get the shit kicked out of them by cops for very valid reasons
>least desirable race, across the board, with the only exception being black women
my lil brother is black, and i'm super fucking protective of him because of the shit that goes down here in 'murica
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>>682818742
>knock mom the FUCK OUT
>dive in there
>give him nastiest sloppiest spit covered rusty trombone
>really force my tongue in deep
>make him cum
>suck his dick
>ride his dick
>poop down his urethra as we fuck
>cum together
>tell mom hes mine now
>keep him as sex ape

all while this blares from the stereo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFZj6Fnq4G4
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>>682822586
Kek
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>>682824199
You or someone you know?
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>>682818742
Ask her for $40 cause I'm going out.
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>>682824747
Me
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>>682818742
>Daddy, you're back!
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Oh cool we got a pet monkey.
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>>682819575

/thread
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>>682824844
kek
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>>682824842
Got any more?
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>>682826280
Yes please
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Yea, give me a min to finish raking my backyard tho.
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>Call him dad!
>He looks at me in horror as he slowly vanishes

Everybody knows black people cant be fathers.
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My mother is black, and her husband is black, so nothing unusual except Im seeing my stepdads dick.
Answer: walk out and learn to knock first
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id be all over it in a second tonguing the balls to start
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>>682818742
apparently take a picture.
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>>682826280
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>>682826280
Another

still not completely hard tho.
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>>682827856
Damn that's a pretty wide cock
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This of course
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>>682828531
Yep, only got anal from my ex wife like 2 times in 5 years. After like 30 mins of getting her ready.
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>>682829038
D-damn was she black?
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>>682829336
Yea, bitch was psycho tho.
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>>682829725
Do white girls like it?
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>>682829832
Yea, I'm usually the thickest and often the longest any woman has had.

I had an Asian chick that loved when I pounced her and she was the only one that was actually good at sacking it. Only time I've ever came from a blowjob.
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>>682830356
Lucky. Do they ever mention the smell of your cock?
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>>682818742
"Oh no! Not again!" XD
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>>682823414
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>>682831771
LOL XD
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>>682830673
The Asian chick did, she also liked to give me rimjobs, smell my armpits and wanted me to farther in her face...
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>>682832094
*fart

I'm on my cell.
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>>682832094
OMG lol sounds fun
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>>682818742
Depending on your sex, yell: I want one like this too!!!
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>>682832351
It was, that first time she went in for the lick scared the shit out me.

I literally responded like in the movies, I said woah and then said I didn't say stop lol
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>>682831880
It always looks bigger from that angle
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>>682833459
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