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/b/ curiousfag here, today I plan on going to a local gloryhole and try to suck a cock for the first time. It's something I've always fantasized about.
I want to try this because I don't find men attractive, but when I look at a nice cock, I get an erection. I like the way a cock looks but not the man. Which is why I want my first time at a gloryhole.
Any tips?
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>>682818684
stop at the shrinks office on the way?
clearly you have issues!
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>>682818684
avoid using your teeth, suck on those balls like they're your lifesource
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>>682818684
I have bad news for you op...
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deep throat that shit. you'll love it
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>>682818684
>local glory hole
Where the fuck do these exist
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>>682818684
Get yours sucked first, if you can.
Once you lose the lustful rush of it all you'll come to, and then realize you've had your dick sucked by a dude.
If that sounds fine? You're bisexual minimum. Deal with it.
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>>682820775
Theres a couple in the viewing rooms in the back rooms at all of our Adult Stores here.
I always see them. Never tried them. Until tonight.
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>>682818684
Not a great idea, but if you want to get herpes, go for it.
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>>682821076
Actually, let me rephrase that, I've have my dick sucked/fucked by a femanon there before, but have never sucked one myself.
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cut cocks are bland and flavorless and boring
uncut dicks are best
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>>682821465
Yeah smegma tastes soooo good
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>>682821465
I am uncut myself.
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>>682821640
>hur dur all uncnut dicks have smegma xD
cut cocks taste like nothing. like. nothing.
also they are emasculated
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>>682821637
smeg is fucking disgusting and is why i steer clear of uncut dicks

faganon here
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>>682821637
see
>>682821767


cutfags are cuckolds.
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>>682821849
thats like saying aids is disgusting and is why i have no sex at all.

you are a mutilated subhuman who's butthurt because he's cut. Circumcisino is the mark of the subhumane beast.
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>>682821939
i'll suck an uncut dick if it's clean, but all the uncut dicks i've sucked have been totally covered in smeg. I think after 3 or 4 bad experiences you start to develop a bit of a palette against shitty smegdicks.
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>>682821939
Looks the same when you pull the skin back anyways....
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>>682821939
Someone has phimosis
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>>682821849
>Liking jew dicks.
You've either never had an uncut dick or you're the kind of trash that fucks with unhygenic males.
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>>682822150
>but all the uncut dicks i've sucked have been totally covered in smeg.
probably some alphafags who got off on the idea that some fag cleaned their dicks with their mouth.

>>682822160
>dry cracky cut-glans, circumcision scar, partially mutialted or nonexistant frenulum vs real dick
>cutfags who have to pump their shaft like charging a watergun to dribble a bit of cum out
>ucutfags who rub the inner skin of their foreskin over their glans and strongly ejaculate while lasting just as long since the inner skin of the foreskina nd surface of the glans are merely for pelasure while shaft is for reaching ejaculation
the only way circumcised males last longer is by having damaged their cock by deathgripping. cutfags are subhumans.
[spoiler]I am circumcised too btw[/spoiler]

>>682822504
heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, i actually HAD phimosis. which was the reason for which i was falsely circumcised. The fucking jews won.
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>>682822619
>circumcisiontraumafag
kill yourself.
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>>682822619
Being cut or uncut has no bearing on how hard you ejaculate. I'm cut and shoot buckets clear across the room
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Any 309 area code fags trying to get sucked?
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>>682823054
lol nice post jew, keepin dem subhumans in line. i compared thousands of cocks and it is always the same, uncut dicks cum harder.
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>>682823438
>thousands of dicks
Oh wow you're a very accomplished faggot
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>>682822577

>Circumcision is bad because JEWS!!

literally kill yourself.

inb4 anything possible
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>>682822577
>>682822619
>>682822739
I will never understand the obsession of americans of this shit... Here in europe basically nobody is circumcised and I never meet or heard of anybody whit phimosis or hear anybody ever complain about smegma... You don't teach your children how to be hygienic or something?
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>>682823558
indeed. just because there are exceptions like you doesnt mean its the case in general.

>>682823623
fucking gas yourself you goddamn subhuman cuckold.
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All this talk about circumcised cocks is too funny.

An uncut dick is more pleasurable, the tip is softer and the foreskin allows the tip to roll out/in to the vagina with ease. As for cleanliness, cut dicks are cleaner yes. If you wash your dick everyday they'll both be just as clean. usually smeg doesn't appear until the third day of not washing.
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>>682823734
>implying I'm american
>HUR DUR ALL EUROPOORS ARE UNCUT HUR DUR
fuck off. my name's Eurocut.
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>>682823558
*cocks
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>>682823827
Considering how obsessed you are whit this and how childish and retarded you are, I'm quite sure that you are an american.
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>meanwhile in europe, the epitome of alphaness
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>>682824046
LOL
if i was a circumcised american I'd be a cuckold just like the rest of them and bragging about how good it is to be mutilated. I fucking GREW UP around uncutfags and have bee nbullied by them for being a fucking mutilated piece of sub-kike shit and the women here are used to uncut dicks.
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I see this has become an "cut or uncut" thread.
I'm uncut.
The hygiene things only apply to people who don't clean properly, just wash it under the foreskin every time you shower and you'll be fine (unless you don't shower often).
I always clean since i was 5yo, never had any hygiene problems.
If i ever run into problems, i can still cut it off.
Cutfags can't glue it back or something.
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>>682821849

Thankyou for this Jew cuck propaganda bullshit.

Smegma is the same as the sebum on your face, if you wash, your fine, dispense with your lies.
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>>682824221
>Cutfags can't glue it back or something.
OOOH NOOO YOU DONT SAY
what's next, you telling cancerfags that they're fucked?
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>>682824108
>this meme needs to die
This person clearly does not wash and clean properly.
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>>682823742
Nice buzzwords. Get off 4chan for s while and go out to socialize. It'll help you
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>>682824221
>If i ever run into problems, i can still cut it off.
Cutting it when you're already use to it sounds like the worst idea.
>Cutfags can't glue it back or something.
It's like you've never heard of foreskin restoration or stretching
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>>682824377
>what's next, you telling cancerfags that they're fucked?
I'm sorry to say this sir, but you're fucked.
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>>682823623

Jew sympathizer beta leftist cuck eh, you're more pathetic, you first!
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>>682823347
309 here. I go to ISU. Where are you?
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Hope you get AIDS, OP. What a gay you are.
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Op here..... Soooo no tips?
Derailed thread is derailed.
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>>682824464
>>>682824221 (You)
>>If i ever run into problems, i can still cut it off.
>Cutting it when you're already use to it sounds like the worst idea.
I was making a point, i'm not going to do this ever because of obvious reasons.

>>Cutfags can't glue it back or something.
>It's like you've never heard of foreskin restoration or stretching
I never had any need to hear about it.
This also sound like a bad idea tbh.
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>>682823438

>Ultra faggot confirmed
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>>682824638
Quad Cities
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>>682821465
INSTANT DERAIL
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>>682824369
Sounds like you had some MAD for breakfast anon
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>>682824702
Tip: you're a bisexual at minimum, accept that.
Be safe and don't use any lube, your hole has natural lubrication and artificial lube will cause internal burning and itching.
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>>682824702
Do you like the taste of cum already?
Because that's kind of an important one.
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>>682819680
Oh yeah, I forgot that homosexual inclinations are considered a legitimate medical illness.
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Enjoy your mouth herpes you fucking degenerate
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>>682825149
I just plan on sucking this time, not fucking.
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>>682825406
I like the taste of my own. Never tried anyone elses.
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>>682826038
You're bi/gay so it's bound to happen.
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>>682822150
You literally have to not wash for days in order for that shit to gather under your foreskin.
Makes me wonder what kind of slut you are that you're sucking off greasy fucks like that.
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>>682825914
Doesn't like 94ish% of people already shed the most common form of oral herpes anyway?
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>>682826140
Good, if you can swallow your own load then you'll be draining those full balls of strangers in no time.
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>>682824414
>hur dur all people who defend uncircumcision are uncutfags
wow fucking kill yourself pleb.


>>682824440
LOL
nigga I have literally fucking studied dicks and circumcision. I didn't take my knowledge from 4chan. and whta the fuck is society supposed to fucking change for me? I have been fucking bullied, beaten (nearly fucking killed someone as result) solely for being circumcised, because cutfags are subhumans lol. Bitches I've had sex with were surprised that I'm cut and didnt know how to handle muh mutilated piece of jewshit (cummed anyways though). i also have a fucking well paid europoorean job, my own place, a fast car, what the fuck more should i get you fucking peice of shit? i know more about life and have more than you and your fucking memes.

>>682824490
PULL UP
TO A
NIGGA
TOWN
I'M PRE
PARED TO
TAKE HER
DOWN

feels good to be rambling about circumcision while on methamphetamine
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>>682822150
That's your fault for fucking unhygienic faggots.
It's amazing how far Americans go to defend the idea that they have been fucked over by the jews.
>but m-muh smeg
Literally not a problem if you wash regularly
>girls like it more
Never had a problem with girls not liking it considering its the norm in most places.
Just accept the fact your parents mutilated you at birth for no legitimate reason.
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>>682826317
No?
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>>682826607
this circumcised european faggot is the most insane, most butthurt cutfag i have ever seen.
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>>682826486
I'll probably make a thread later tonight telling you guys how it went.
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>>>682824490 (You)
>PULL UP
>TO A
>NIGGA
>TOWN
>I'M PRE
>PARED TO
>TAKE HER
>DOWN
>feels good to be rambling about circumcision while on methamphetamine
Lol, i don't mind.
Have fun bro
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>>682827432
>>682826607 (You)
>>>>682824490 (You)
>>PULL UP
>>TO A
>>NIGGA
>>TOWN
>>I'M PRE
>>PARED TO
>>TAKE HER
>>DOWN
>>feels good to be rambling about circumcision while on methamphetamine
>Lol, i don't mind.
>Have fun bro
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>>682827248
Caught out boi
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>>682822619
>>682822577
>>682822160
>>682822150
>>682821939
>>682821850
>>682821849
>>682821767
>>682821640
>>682821637
>>682821465
your all the bigges faggots ive ever seen. all you do is talk about dicks.
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>>682827432
>>682827503
>>682827521
Yes, okay, i messed up the quote.
And yes, i "quote text"-ed myself and forgot to take away the extra >
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>>682821465
*coughs*
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>>682827634
>you're gay because you talk about sexual organs
What are you, 15?
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>>682827750
so fken what? am i supposed to donate money to them or something?
I SPENT A CHECK ON DAT FORESKIN
I SPENT A CHECK ON DAT FORESKIN
I SPENT A CHECK ON DAT FORESKIN
I SPENT A CHECK ON DAT FORESKIN
I'm 23 years old already. when they finished their fucking research and are actiually able to make your dick 100% like a real uncut dick with all the nerves i will be fucking 60 or something.
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>>682827750
Not the same, the damage has already been done.
Can't save the dry, not-sensitive bellend
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>>682827923
its going to be 3-4 years or less nigger holy shit read the website
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>>682826789
yes they do.including you anon. hsv type 1 i believe.
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>>682828032
it will re sensitize. this helps. manhood.mb.ca
also if it doesn't re sensitize that will probably be their next step
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>>682827813
no your gay because you care what other dicks look like. huge difference.
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>>682828032
the most pleasureable part of the penis is the inner skin of the foreskin which has been permanently ablated .thus, cutfags are even bigger subhumans than u think.

I JUST NEED A FUCKING FORESKIN TO PUT THE GLANS IN
THEN I'LL BE SOMEONE THAT YOU CAN TURN YOUR BACK ON

>>682828302
lol subhuman bein' kept in line by the brainwashing. fucking young mutilated subhumanicna.
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>>682818684
Are you gonna let him cum in your mouth?
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Forget the foreskin. I can't believe people are still getting their wisdom teeth removed.

It's like, simple math. -4 teeth and you basically suck at chewing from that point on. I can chew the bark off a tree and the mutant next to me at a restaurant is picking gristle out of his mouth like "I can't chew that!"

>b-b-but my dentist told me they needed to come out!

Falling for a Jew dentist's lies. Topkek!
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>>682825614
They should be.
Don't be fooled by the whole gay is ok movement..
Just because people need to feel like they belong doesn't mean that its normal
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>>682828583
Yes. Depending how it tastes, I might swallow.
I just hope I'm good at it.
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>>682826317
So why not get genital version while you're there... Nice logic.
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>>682828792
I'm sure you'll do fine, have you ever considered being fucked?
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>>682828595
lol subhuman, the only problem withdomteeth removal brings is that they reduce your immune system capabilities in some way. i cant recall exactly how and am not ane xpert on this but the reduced chewing ability is one of the least concerns.

the inner skin of the foreskin howveer is the most pleasure8ble part of the penis, more than the glans. 2nd most pleasure8ble is the frenulum. BOTH are partially or completely removed by circumcision. you are a subhuman designed to have as least pleasure as possible while stioll being able to reproduce

How many times i have to tell you where ur pelasure is
BELIEVE IT OR NOT THEY DONT WANT TO BE IN YOUR POSITION
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>>682828937
Don't tell me you've had your wisdom teeth removed
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>>682828792
Precum and semen can transmit HIV. Swallowing is hot, but don't swallow a random stranger's cum.
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>>682828441
>im so superior cause i love talking about other mens dicks
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>>682828937
Just donate to foregen have other anon's read the website regardless of the debate people get to have a choice again.
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>>682829606
>talking about dicks is dumb even if its a political concern
I bet if we talked about tits you wouldn't call that dumb.
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>>682829643
>donate to foregen
>mfw i literally spent a check on dat foreskin, i spent a check on dat foreskin, i spent a check on dat foreskin, i spent a check on dat foreskin
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>>682827634
Welcome to 4chan fag
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Has anyone figured out what songs the lyrics are from which the butthurt circumcised European keeps posting
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>mfw a glory hole thread devolves into a retarded circumcision argument
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>>682830126
Its the internet nigger. 4chan specifically. You should have expected this.
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>>682827634
>complaining about people talking about dicks
>in a dicks thread
what are you doing in this thread--and so invested as to link all those posts--if you're triggered by the thread itself, you flaming la la homo fairy?
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>>682830126
so whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
nigga how the hell u gon tell me what's mine
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i am literally th emost angry, most insane, most special faggot of /b/ and /r9k/. yo uare all fucking normalshits compared to me. metroboomin want some more cutfag
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>>682829996
>>682829996
>>682829996
bump
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Cut/uncut discussion, fucking classic. Not like any of you get laid anyways. I mean come on, you are discussing dicks on 4chan.
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>>682830383
I just wanted to hear people talk about sucking dick not bitching about a flap of skin like a bunch of goddamn faggots.
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>>682830716
>HUR DUR; HUR DUR MUH GETTING LAID
Foreskin plays an even bigger role in masturbation you fucking retard so your staememnt couldnt have been any more fucking retarded.
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>>682830860
>flap of skin
thats like saying hur dur circumcurr heil hitlurr retinas arent important, just a flap of cells
fucking retard.
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>>682830928
You sound triggered.
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>tfw got so fucking mad rambling about circumcision this entire thread that my gums are now bleedimg from all the teethgrinding
should have gotten my wisdomteerth remvoed tbh
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>>682831103
see >>682831148
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Who /halfcut/ masterrace here??
Halfcut
Half a foreskin, half a glans make it a HALFcut
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>>682830473
That's not something you should be proud of.
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>>682831392
>Got 75 (You) ITT
proud of that though
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>>682818684

Who /uncut/ master race here?

>tfw your dick wasn't mutilated at birth
>tfw as a kid you could hold your foreskin closed and release a giant piss-splosion all at once
>tfw cutfags will never feel these feels
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>>682831038
>implying the foreskin is as crucial to a cock's function as a retina is to an eye's function

Goddammit....
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>>682818684
>nick cock
>Gloryhole

Choose one.
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>>682832037
no but its more than a fucking FLAP OF SKIN FOR FUCKS SAKE >>682828937
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forever a circumcised subhuman

why live
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subhumans like me should be fucking gassed for being circumicsed
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proof that i got 80 (You)s, literally this entire fucking thread is about me
the mutilated germanfag
hitler would have gassed me
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>>682828666
calm down hitler
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>>682828666
homo here and i think the same. I'd love to be cured but i will forever be gay because it's politically incorrect to do research in this area. Fucking homos.
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