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Job/age/salary
Degree if you have one
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>>682815841
Implementation Consultant/24/27k.
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>>682815841

full time indie game dev
20
total shit, but I'm eating.
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Electrician apprentice/19/12% an hour
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>>682816096
Uk?
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>>682816096
12$*
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>>682816207
Norfag here
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Private Tutor / Grad Student

40-55/hour tutoring + 25k living stipend from school.

Already have a bachelors. Once I finish my masters it's off to law school for me, after which I should make a lot more.
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>>682816096
12% an hour!! How did you manage this?! How can I earn 12%?
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Game server provider/32/varies but usually between 100k-150k a year.

No degree.
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>>682816289
hey bb you look good
i live by beach too

kik?
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>>682815841
Plumber entrepreneur
31
160k ish canadian

Some high school
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>>682815841
window factory worker
20
$8.00/hr
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Nurse
32 (been one since 25)
90k (some overtime involved)
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>>682816322
You realize I mean 12$, right?
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Software dev/25/€ 33k
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>>682816289
So much debt.
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Doing some marketing shit. 30yo. £38k.
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Tax Inspector / 27 / £23.5k
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>>682816322
By getting dubs, congrats you now make 12%
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No job/23/no money whatsoever.

Kill me
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My parents died in my 20s and left me quite a bit of property which I sold over a decade. I'm not rich but I'm very comfortable and I don't work. It's not really great at all because I'm mostly a shut in.
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Army,20,e3
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>>682816748
NEET-oh
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Movie theater cashier/19/as much as can make with minimum wage

Currently trying to get an AS in programming
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>>682815841
Product Owner/Consultant
25
110K
Bachelors in finance
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>>682815841
Assistant to the director of IT
25
$22/hour
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>>682816766
Do you think with the property sold you'll have enough to completely live out your life from the money or is it only for now until you'll need to work?
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CPA
28
150k/yr
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>>682816589
I don't have any undergrad or graduate debt. I've actually made money through a combination of grants, scholarships, and awards.

Law school will end up being a lot of debt unless I get a scholarship or need based aid, which is likely because I come from a pretty poor family. Earning potential afterwards makes it a worthy investment though.
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>>682815841
Mechanic
23
3329$ a month
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29/Forklift Driver/15.50/hour
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>>682816289
Highly suggest alternate graduate degree. So many law degree grads making shit out there.
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Operator (Oil Field)
21
made just under 100k last year, probably gonna be less this year.
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JOB-ROPE ACCES/NDT TECH
AGE-23
Salary=31/HR

DONT TELL ME YOU FELL FOR THE STEM MEME
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Software developer / 22 / $60,000
Applied Mathematics
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>>682815841
Investment Banking Analyst/22/80k with bonus

Long hours though and rent here is too damn high

Also don't let my MD know I'm browsing 4chan on my phone at work
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Math major/22/300k starting
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Overnight Shift Manager
13.75$
24 years old
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>>682817162
That's because there is a lot of shitty law schools. Lumping a Harvard grad in with someone who went to Joe's School O' Law and then saying lawyers have bad prospects is misleading.

I'm only going if I get into a top 10, and they all have great employment prospects.
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>>682815841
It-consultant / 26 / $3500
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>>682815841
retail cashier, 18, £5.33/hour
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Warehouse lead/ 23/ 30k before taxes
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>>682815841
Bellboy
24
3.000€ / month
No Degree
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>>682817374
where the hell are you maming 300k with a math degree? i want to know so i can do that shit when i finish mine.
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>>682817814
*making
fuck me
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web dev
22
$40K
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>>682817610
$3500 / month, 42k a year.
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Professional drinker
31
1000EUR/month
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orthopedic surgeon
42 (oldfag here)
730k a year - private practice
hard work pays off lads
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Commercial maintenance tech.
25
2900/month at 25$/hour.
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UX design intern/ 19 / $20/hr TN

just finished freshman year
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Welder
24
15$/hour + health insurance/dental

I was making more before this job but it comes out the same with the benefits.
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Industrial engineer
800€/month after tax
Engineer degree
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Im really want to earn about 8,000€ per month but here is very hard and I cant believe all those salaries :/
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>>682818650
Did you forget a 0?
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Jobless right now, but had loadsa interviews this week, looking good so far. If I get it:

Sysadmin
26
32.000€ / Year

Got a B.A. in business informatics
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>>682818389
Sorry it wont let me reply.

What kind of welding do you do?
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Professional Chef at Wendy's
37
$8.75
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>>682818772
You're looking forward to 32K/Year?!

WHO LOOKS FORWARD TO THAT?!
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>>682819030
>Professional

Kek.
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Electronic warfare technician/26/50k
no degree.
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Solutions Architect
27
£75000/Year
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>>682818757
Nope, just shitty country...
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21.
Meat cutter for grocery chain.
15.10$/hour.
Highschool dropout
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>>682818389
Welding will fuck you up over the long haul. You take a look at those older dudes on the job site. They all look like death. Get on them cranes.
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>>682818849
Well I'm good at pretty much everything except brazing. At this job it's mostly just solid wire mig and every now and then something needs tigged.
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>>682819329
Spain?
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>>682817278
>ROPE ACCES/NDT TECH

Please to explain.
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>>682819044
Sure, why not? I don't see a problem with that. It's 4k more than I made before.
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System Admin 3 / 25 / 55k
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>>682819393
I wear a respirator if I'm going to be welding for more than 15 mins straight. It's mainly stainless steel that fucks you up though.
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>>682815841
audio engineer/23/$35,000
no degree
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Trainer / 28 / $ 29k
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>>682818849
You should try learning pipe and going to work inside of power plants,refineries.
Welders make like $30+ an hour
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Scaffolding, $19/hr
19 almost 20
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>>682816967
What do you gain from lying on the internet?
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Mill operator (as in a mill that bales and exports straw and hay plus animal feed)
31
75k a year, finished high school.
People in my family look down on me because I didn't want to go to university, so far though I'm the only one in my family who has their own house and paid it off, has an investment property ($285 per week) and has no bills because I'm always paying more than ineed to weekly so all my bills are in ridiculous credit.
Mean Meanwhile everyone else is renting or in crippling debt....life is easy when you know how.
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Economist/24/300Euros
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>>682819124
That is his profession though anon...
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>>682817374
What do you gain from lying on the internet?
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>>682819447
Dafuq? Colleague from spanish branch has 2500€ per month, same job...
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Cost Estimator/32/$68k
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>>682819782
I know how to weld steel pipe really well. Most employers want guys with 5+ years xp though. So I'm just doing this gravy shop work until I hit that and then il prob go on the road making that. 3years xp right now.
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>>682815841
day trader / 25 / 62.50-300+ an hour depends on how much i feel like working

dropped out 1/4 credit shy of a BA because i just didnt feel like doing it anymore

what im doing now i might as well have a printer that just prints money out. the longer i sit, the more it prints.

the only problem is when i get greedy. i dont like peeps knowing how much i can make so ive become a hermit. i dont barhop, i dont like asking around for new dealers so since my guy moved out west i decided to just stop toking.

at this point, im staying a virgin because god forbid some girl finds out and is only in it for the money.

shits fucked. be poor no one even glances at you, make money and youre a lifeline to handouts solely because you have it.
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>>682815841
unemployed / 25 almost 26 / 0
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Manhole rehabilitation supervisor/23/ $18 per hour

Could become a plumbing service tech or HVAC technician with a word but... I've got other dreams and this isn't my story.
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>>682819183
What do you gain by lying on the internet?
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financial analyst
26
$47500 (income tax free in the Caribbean but Cost of living is a bitch)
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>>682818091
fuck you
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Chemical engineer
23
4500 euros a month
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Small business owner/27/37k usd

Bachelor's degree in entrepreneurship
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Apartment maintenance tech/28/~$50k after overtime and bonuses

High school dropout, some technical schooling in HVAC
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>>682820459
That's my actual job title.
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>>682815841
Systems & Network Administrator
40
$45k/yr USD
Associates in Psychology
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pet care retail/25/20k
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>>682815841

Ad operations Manager/35/82000

best career no one knows anything about.
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>>682820334
can you rehabilitate my manhole
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>>682819457
ROPE ACCESS
We pretty much are the jack of all trades in the refineries,off-shore platforms. We use Ropes to access areas where other crafts cant do the job or when companies dont want to pay for a scaffold.

NDT= Non destructive testing. Using different inspection techniques we can inspect assets such ass Piping,Welds,ECT... Its pretty neat we use X-rays and ultrasonic testing equipment to do it.
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>>682820248
What do you gain from lying on the internet?
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Sell phone salesman/27/45k last year.
Associates in business administration.
Working on bachelor's in business admin/marketing.
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>>682815841
Labourer/19/45k-60k anually (depending on the amount of overtime received and shift)
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>>682820459

allow me to translate. what he said was:

"im in the military"
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Armed Security Guard
$12.40/hr comes out to about $28k a year
Criminal Justice AA
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>>682820739
Not everyone is poor dude
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>personal bodyguard to a really rich dude
>25
>$125,000 annually
>i have a BS in chemistry
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>>682820595
Do you have employees? or do you do all of the work?
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>>682820640
Your job in a video game doesn't count, Joey.
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Builder/ laborer
25 yr old
£1200 /month
Life is good
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Sausage factory manager
22
35,5k a year plus overtime
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>>682820595
"I have a degree in entrepreneurship!"

Said no successful entrepreneur ever.
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>>682815841
Security guard
50-55k p/y
Certificate II in Security Operations
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>>682820902
telling your buddies how you could make it big on the stock market isn't real.
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>>682820905
Orly. How he makes the money? Am aspiring richfag. Not hopes and dreams. Hard work and study personal finance.
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Decoking mechanic/27/ $20 per hour
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artist
22
0
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>>682821199
I'm also 21.
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>>682821216
Well I'm not the stock guy but yeah people make money on the market
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>>682821274
Kek.
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Data Manager
22
50k
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Tech Admin/24/£25k
no degree
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>>682820918
I work for the military, as a contractor, running radars used for training pilots. I basically operate and maintain a super realistic military sim. It's pretty great. I only work 4 days a week too, though they are 10 hour days.
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electrician ; small company ; 28 ; ca 110 k USD/yr.
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Dredge Welder / 70k / 24
I need a better job this place sucks.
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>>682821364
People do make money. People on 4chan who dropped out of college at the age of 25, do not make 66-300 an hour.
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This all day errday. 50+ hours a week. America. Load rock trucks. Work by myself. Fucking love it when truck drivers fuckoff and I kick back and draw dat welfare moneis. Think I'm up to like $18hr plus overtime overy 49 hr. Will be here until I die unless I find a way to make more money from investments.
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>>682815841
Restaurant manager/38 (tomorrow)/$135,000
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>>682821509
That sounds like an awesome job anon. Background in computers or something? Or just a knack for the stuff?
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>>682818071
Dream job?
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>>682821627
good thing you will never run out of rocks
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>>682821758
Happy Birthday, Anon :>)
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>>682819183
Would you like to play a game?
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>>682821255
no idea. he pays me, and i don't ask about his personal life. he's from texas, pretty smart, and in his early 60's, so if i had to hazard a guess he was/is in the oil or ranching business.
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Windmill technician/ 80k per year/28 years old.

Bachelor's in electrical engineering
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>>682821895
Thanks!
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Resident Engineer/31/100k - 120k depending if project goes through winter.
BS Civil Engineering
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>>682816356
How did you start off?
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>>682821807
I was an Electronics Technician in the Navy before I got out. And yeah I have the knack.
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Programmer / 35 / 105k
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>>682821627
Oh yeah, 30
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YouTuber
180000 subs
Twitch
50000 subs
Age...22
No degree
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>>682821992
I've already got a D&D group, thanks though.
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>>682815841
Dev / 35 / 105k
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>>682815841
Border Police officer/28/88k year
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All those good jobs, and i am a fucking neet with 19yo. And if i get a job my wage will be less than half of yours because i am from a third world shithole :D
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Fire inspection tech $32/hr 23yo
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>>682820739
ha, this is from working today from 10ish - 2:30

look in the circle. the blue circle. the one in the middle there
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27/accountant/telecom
77k
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>>682822388
But does it have third world shit hole cost of living? 20k goes a lot further in Thailand than it does in California.
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>>682821890
No joke. I do help some when the guys show up once ever 2 or 3 years to crush. Am have quarry background. Can do literally any job at any quarry I have seen. We are fast approaching a house tho. I've been in the shack when they blast. Gotta be one hell of a wakeup at 6am. Scared me so bad my fat ass had a fainting goat moment and fell out of my fucking chair.
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Hydrologist/25/56,000 year
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Electronics at Target/21/$10.74 per hour (part-time)

I also do brand ambassadoring on the weekends for $17-22 per hour. At uni for music major and Spanish minor (pre-dental).
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>>682822441
I stand corrected anon. I appreciate you delivering!
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On paternity leave right now, but I'm 29 and make 200k a year as a pediatrician. Condolences to those of you who get paid by the hour. I worked a handful of jobs while I was in college and it was just awful. You have virtually no negotiation power.
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Senior Account manager
32
52k

Also rack up miles traveling so I can take myself and family on free vacations
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>>682822951
Also
MBA
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>>682816456
RN or LPN? Are you in the states?
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>>682821999
Right on. Oils back on the rise. No shit anon. Probably don't wanna bother the guy. But buy you a couple of personal finance books and after casual study for a couple months tell him that you like the job but are interested in not needing a paycheck. Ask him if he has any tips to get started. 9/10 he will love to talk to you about it. If nothing else you get in good with the boss. Unless he does highly illegal shit most rich people love to talk about money. Kinda the opposite for us poor fags.
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>>682818071
Probably from finland. 1000e from gov and do nothing about it.....
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>>682822442
So your job is 22
You are accountant years old
and you make telecom dollars per year
with a 77k degree?
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>>682822142
Any interest in doing a vidya editing for me. Not sure what I could pay. Possibly just let u have all proceeds and put it on your channel
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>>682822441
Any tips? I just started an AmeriTrade account, don't know what I'm doing just yet...
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>>682821611
see >>682822441

today i made some 528/hour for 4 hours. with a 30min or so walk with the dog around the neighborhood.

have you even been outside today?

>>682821364
thank you for understanding.
these arent stocks, or options, or commodities.

its best described as being air, because its shit that doesnt exist. im basically placing bets on WHAT WILL HAPPEN

-

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT is not just some shit saying. its a truth, that if applied to the proper application will solve your financial problems
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>>682822142
Fuck me sideways....
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>>682822609
Cost of living here isnt cheap for us, for you it might be, but not for me. A shitty place in a favela is 600R$ - you still gotta pay for the food and the illegal water+energy - for the month, and the average for a month that a minimum wage worker get is 1000R$(270US$). My dad as an anesthesiologist in the National Traumatology and Orthopedy Institute makes 8000R$(2300US$) a month. Living in a third world shithole is easy for anyone - just for the government fags.
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>>682822983
Where the hell did you get your MBA?

WSJ puts starting salary for account majors at 46k. You're earning barely more that that with I assume several years of experience and and MBA.
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>>682822388
Not true. Had shit jobs all my life. I never did. But just lie like a me on your resume and have friends answer unknown calls as (business name) how can I help u. Most physical labor jobs pay more than minimum wage and a lot have 70+ hour work weeks if you aren't scared to man up. I landed current job just grinding 80+ hour work weeks and kissing the bosses ass so they would speak well of me to better and better employers.
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>>682823345
*pufff* and i woke up
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>>682822441
Day trader? Or manage finances? Broker? Teach me your ways anon. I aspire to create great wealth and piss it away
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>>682823440
Why don't you leave? Your dad has high enough education that he can get a US visa pretty easy. Though I doubt they'll accept his qualifications right off the bat, anesthesiologist in the US make like half a million a year.
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>>682822142
Do you do it as a hobby or do you make ad revenue/promotion money?

If so how much?
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>>682822609
Oh, and getting a job aint easy too, you must be at some university and speak fluently 3 languages to get something kinda humane. In this semester i will be reclassified(managed, forgot the word, who cares, whatever) to an university, i speak portuguese, english and some spanish(=portunhol), learning the basics of german. Bro, i am done
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29 crane operator 15.50 hour 34k a year. College dropout in computer information systems. It's a job, might make 60k in management if I stick around not likely.
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I push carts at 10.17/hr and I'm 23. I know, I've failed and it's okay. I've never understood the reason of succeeding in monetary enslavement.
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>>682823507
Nowhere special but not an online university either

I just finished it a coupleast years ago as I went back for it after working for several years after I finished my bachelor's.

Salary is fairly relative to where you live. Being in the upper Midwest I'm not doing amazing by any means but far from destitute. Though I totally agree I'm incredibly underpaid
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>>682815841
Logistics "Engineer" / 24 / 66k

Bachelors in Econ/Math
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>>682822937
Don't need negotiation power. Bosses love me and I get to fuck off a lot. Plus, legally can always get on disability. Permanently crippled and can hardly walk. This job pays a lot and if I eat 4 pounds of advilead a day I can even drive home.
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>>682823996
Older you get harder it gets you're still young to give up.
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>>682824030
It must really be in the middle of nowhere. The national median for MBA's is still like 100k.
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Regional Airline Pilot / 27 / £34'000.
Pay scale is hugely varied over here but i didn't buy my way into a job so overall actually well paid
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Manage Medical Marijuana Doctors office. 22. $18/hr.
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Laboratory Technician in a Geotechnical Lab,

I'm 20 and only have high school level education.

I make £14,000 a year, about $20,000

Am I as underpaid as I think I am?
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Unemployed / 34 / $2500+/mo.
No Degree, but working on a BS in Physics w/ Chem and a BA in Math w/education.

Prior Military, Disabled Veteran, gonna go work on saving the world from itself and shit.
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>>682815841
No job, 19, 0

currently going to college.
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Software Engineer / 23 / £45k
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>>682824417
Nope. That's pretty standard for a field that usually requires a college degree.
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>>682824417
Probably. But that's to be expected without a degree.
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>>682823778
He could be a doctor there, no doubts, but he is a cunt who dont like to work and do his best for his family. My plan? When i get in to the university, wich in my case will be pharmaceutical sciences, i will do my best and try to do an exchange program or phd in Norway - country wich i love not because of its economy or welfare(a shame for such an awesome country) state style, but because i do, vikings fuck yeah
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Freelancer (student)/23/no salary
Univ bacc in logistics.
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>>682823319
...read several books. Don't be a "day trader" learn to read financial statements and only buy stock in solid companies that are a good deal right now. I assume target would be a good example. Fuck people say. Target is taking heavy fire and this will all be a memory in 6 months. Try and hold stocks until you die. Learn to trade options as that is your insurance against catastrophic loss. Never ever EVER invest more than 4% of your working Capitol in any stock. DON'T BUY A SINGLEGITIMATE FUCKING MUTUAL FUND. They legally are not required to divulge thier "operating expenses." I.e. u are pleased as punch with you 5% annual gains and they making like 40% off u. I also own 0 stocks. But, best of luck anon.
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>>682824663
>>682824691


I'm pretty lucky I guess, although 9 out of 10 people that are working with me on my level have college degrees and some have masters degrees and theyre on the SAME MONEY.

Is the company shitty or whaa?
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>>682823345
I thought that WAYS options trading. If u are wrong do u have to buy the stock or the option or whatever? U must teach me sir!
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>>682824752
Would you mange other people's money for a cut? I'm sure people will pay you for it.
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Manwhore, 26, 150€/hour. Finland.
So much fat chicks with fucking barber's shop garbage on their scunks.... Fucking sad but i have no degree after middleschool so i have to manage somehow
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>>682815841
Quantum Computing @ IBM / 26 / 130 000

PhD in physics.
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>>682815841
>Funeral Director
>26
>27k/yr
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IT Infrastructure Engineer. 26. £33k per annum.
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Flexo printing press operator
24 y.o.
37k/year
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Software development. 33. $52,00. No degree.
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>>682816874
Just teach yourself and release some stupid shit on the app store. College is a waste if you have ay real talent coding.
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>>682823996
In today's economy that's fairly normal.
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>IT all rounder
>21
>€2000/month

Just started this year so it"ll go up soon
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Teacher. 41, Masters +, 55K.

I do not recommend teaching as a career to any American, ever. I actively discourage it in idiotic college kids, hopeful to do it. It's usually dipshit sorority girls killing time for their MRS. Degree, who want to 'help kids'. They're too fucking dumb to have done really well in high school, so they don't understand the material well enough to actually explain it. That's why /b/ is full of neo-reactionaries now. They're the product of that shit.
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Laborer/36/45k
Skipped class all throughout high-school, got GED
>401k + union pension + bulletproof job security
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>>682815841
30
Office worker
64k (AUD)
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>>682815841
Also no degree. Attending night college classes for another goal
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>Vulnerability Research Engineer
>20
>85k
>high school education
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Student/24/About 100$ a month.

Life is good. I will have master degree and no debt + some money on my account for my any personal needs.

Cheers to awesome relationships between familiy.
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>>682824538
Respect anon. Thank you for your service.
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Bodily Injury Claims Specialist/26/55k
Business degree
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Baker
30
70k
None
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Military/21/35k
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>>682823084
You made me chuckle anon
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>>682815841
B.S. Psychology 1972 Michigan State but hung around afterward as an eternal philosophy student while working full time as a laborer. When I retired, I was paid ≈ $17/hr. Now I have SS = $1,400/mo and defined pension = $1,200/month after 41 years.

I didn't get the doctorate in philosophy because my marriage broke up.
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>>682822917
no problem. believe me, you tell people how much you (can) make and you get the scene from wolf of wall street where jonah hill asks leo how much he makes shot for shot.

my older brother is some tax accountant or something
my lil brother works for wolfram alpha and hes hella smart
my cousins, 1 works as an elec engineer or something his fiance works for underwriter labs, 2 finished a degree in biochem and is making pharms or is just a pharmacist her fiance is also a pharmacist, 3 is a nurse.

if i sat down and worked 8:30-3 everyday, i have the potential to make more them all of them combined.

a fact that DOES NOT sit well with my aunt seeing as i didnt even finish uni, especially since i went to study to become a graphic designer.

>>682823319
HO LEE SHIT start with a paper account and practice. then when you think youre ready, practice some more. its silly but you have to feel out how the markets gonna sway.

read up on available studies and learn to read them like roadsigns. then practice some more.

no joke. i started with a paper forex account and did that for almost 5 years. then i switched to futures and just about shit myself when i realized there is much less research to do to figure out which way the markets gonna go.

also keep note of important dates. tomorrow, for example is the unemployment announcement. but personally the days Janet "Rebel" Yellen has her talks about dropping her drawers or hiking up her britches are the most rollercoaster days ive had yet.

>pic related
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>>682815841
>McDonald's
>20
>don't have a salary but earning €9.20 an hour, about 1200 a month
>just finished the second year of my law degree
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pizza delivery dude
17
~200 a month
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Financial Advisor / 27 / Varies but last year was over 200k

Bachelors and Masters...didn't need either for this job tho
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Intel contractor

26/85k a year / AA degree but currently working on bachelors
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>>682815841
Laboratory Analyst in Forensics. 24. £18.6k :'( genetics degree
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>>682826161
>Baker
>70k

Shut the fuck up you lying bastard
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>>682826375

>1200/month

Do the burguers come with fucking diamonds?
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>>682825693
Still shit money tho
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>>682815841
aerospace engineer/tech
24
95k a year with advancement up to 150k in current position
aerospace engineering degree with minor in electrical engineering. this summer im starting to go for computer engineering degree because if i get it my pay goes up 40k and company is covering school costs for me
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Junior doctor
26
£29k/year
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>>682815841
Music Producer / Audio Engineer / Sound Designer

21

somewhere between $500,000 / $1,000,000 on average.

No degree, didn't even finish high school.
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>>682826571
Wish i was. Im in management and i hate it. That's the only reason i make so much.

The sad fact for me is a step down and ill still make 60k. Believe it or not, i care not.
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>>682825158
U know a guy named Bill Cackler?
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Nuclear Design Engineer
22y/o
80k (just graduated)
Bachelors in Electrical Engineering, masters in Nuclear
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>>682815841
spy-scientist
18 and have 5 phd's
250k a month plus tips

am I doing this right?
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>>682826868
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>>682826868
no
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job: fucking ur mom
age: doesn't matter to ur mom
degree: fucking ur mom
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>>682826369
>i have the potential to make more them all of them combined.

Just because you know how to operate a ceritan program on PC, you know a few systems of economics and you can correlate it with some everyday events that dosn't mean you have potential of THAT tier Anon.

Kek'd hard on your post. Stay lazy and true.
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System Administrator/33/$75,000/yr
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27 years old

Diploma in Internet Systems Management and Networking

Also just got my Off-road Heavy Duty Mechanic Journeymen license.

Going to get my On-road Heavy duty mechanic license May of 2017(if i pass the exam).

I clear $6500 take home a month, don't know what it is before taxes are deducted.
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>>682827174
also ur mom pays me $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 a second just to plow her ugly puss
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Business owner / 32 / $127k / no degree
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>>682826455
LOL financial advisor. If u had good advise u wouldn't have to work faggot
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>>682815841
Still shit pay tho
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>>682827386
You realize thats retarded right?
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>>682827342
Wut u do?
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>>682826868
producer name?
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>>682827174
>>682827286
i believe this more than i do this >>682826868
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>>682826455
How did you get the job without a degree?
Initial money?
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>>682827531
How u figga nigga? U financial advisors are just a bunch of ass clowns teaching people to gamble in the stock market
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>>682827544
Automotive related business.
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>>682815841

Penetrations Expert/23/46k~
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>>682827386
I don't have good advice...that's the point. I sell people on the idea that I do. I'm a fucking snake oil salesman and still get paid like I do.
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24, chemical engineer, 87k + bonus
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>>682823791
Definitely as a hobby, but it pays the bills, average 5200 a month both from YouTube and twitch
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>>682827703
That wasn't me /b/ro
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Game Programmer/23/£24k
BSc 1st/Honors in Game Dev.
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>>682827851
brofist

26, chemical engineer, 97k salary
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Age: 24
Occupation: Data Scientist
Salary (Base): 114k
Degree: Computer Science (B.S)
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Human biological science degree
Studying neuroscience masters in september

work at a bar in the meantime
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>>682827631
No...I put up none of my own money. I work with other peoples money and get paid off what they make. If they lose I still collect a check. The hardest part is getting a solid client base.
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>>682827703
Just because you understand how to invest and diversify doesnt mean you can turn your 25k in savings into a billlion dollars and stop working... You help other people who dont have the time to turn their 401k into something bigger over 40 years. Stop being a nigger
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>>682827879
Youtube name?
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Computer electronics technician
18
45k euro
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>>682815841
Unemployed
20
0
Advanced energy (solar shit)
No plans with my degree yet.
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>>682827566
I don't care if you believe me. I sell unfinished beats to other producers at 10k each. I sell fully self produced songs to well known artists at 50k for the exclusive rights. I get royalty payments every year.

I'm what you would call a ghost producer/writer. All the perks of being a popstar but without the hassle of fame.

Google "Lovedragon"
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>>682827631
I had a degree but you don't need a degree to be a financial advisor necessarily. You just need the proper certifications. Its a job where you must sell yourself as a competent financial mind even when you are in the early stages of learning. Degrees were unrelated to the financial sector...go figure.
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>>682828070
>I work with other peoples money and get paid off what they make.
How?
Also
Howd you start?
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Naval weapons engineer, 22, 65k . lifes good
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>>682821130
i had no fucking idea there was such a thing as a degree in entrepreneurship. sounds like a major scam and cashgrab
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>>682823768
i trade futures for myself. whatever i make that day is what i make. no stocks or options to hold onto hoping itll swing the right way.

day trader in the sense that its a 8:30-3 job, but i can walk in whenever i please, pull up porn and jerk whenever, go outside and meditate or walk the dog, take a shower and dry my hair out in the sun and comb it, watch bloomberg for the charts or comedy central for the funnys.

i just want to stay humble, fuck getting a super car, i wanna upgrade my toyota sedan with everything on the inside but keep the outside sleeper as fuck.

open up a free paper account and practice. thats really the only thing that i can recommend to you.

>>682824752
lol. fancy gambling. stocks are just paper, sir. if, and really it when, the market collapses youd be happier if you had some metals chilling in a ceramic box buried in a far corner of your back yard. or jewels, but fuck diamonds. emeralds, rubies, sapphires, etc are the way to go.

but working with your own money is better than having it sit in a bank. fuckin .02%

>>682824930
technically yes. youre always buying something whether its a call or a put (meaning bet that itll go up or down)

with options you can do whats called a butterfly spread where youll buy both ways and you make money one way but lose the other. luckily you lose less than what you would earn.

i liked using certain nootropics after i practiced for a while, i found it helped speed up pattern recognition when watching certain studies.

practice is actually, and would be, a better teacher than anything i could do for you.
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>>682815841
12 / Rocket Scientist for NASA / $99,999,999,999,999,999.99
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>>682827987
I see you man. I work in quality in OTC pharma. What about you?
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>>682826868
Lmao, drop three zeros off the end of each and it's believable.
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jiu jitsu instructor
25
$1400 a month


AA in general university studies but obviously not needed
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Firefighter/Paramedic/23/57k a year
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Retail slave
28
$10/hr

AAB in Computer tech/networking
Corporate training
Certifications
~20 years experience with computers

I want to die.
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>>682828279
Link to a beat youve produced?
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Investor. No degree. 600k/yr
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>>682827772
Cool. I almost opened a used car lot. Suck at mechanic on cars. Couldn't afford a descent one. So I bought a dump truck like an idiot and spent a year working for free hauling rock and working on it...
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>>682815841
Commercial Pilot
26
300k starting, make more every year
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>>682828826
prove it
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>>682815841

Strategy consultant/24/tons of starpoints and fake money, not enough real money

Bachelors in engineering, masters in public policy
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>>682826369
Where do you usually seek information about things like these that will affect the values?
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Farmer/72/1.5 - 3ish million a year.
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>>682815841
Where's the Wendy's guy?
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>>682828300
How did you meet these people? Chance?

Also ive been asking these questions out of pure interest how you made money so quickly so young. Interested in doing so myself when im older, unsure of how to start. (im only 18)
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>>682827820
Fair enough. At least you are honest. Can't blame a man for taking money from the retarded. You should sturdy personal finance. You maybe could give better advice and draw in more business and money. Along with potential business partners. I was a salesman once. Sold 25 grand in Windows in one day and set company records. Told them to keep the money and I as the fuck done after I heard my boss yelling at a guy for not selling to a guy because he was on a ventilator and the family needed cheap windows. Ours went for like 1 grand a hole and people ate it up. Fucking snake oil.
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>>682827916
Lol, I saw. My bad *tips fedora
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>>682828463
What is a free paper acount? How does one start in this type of market?
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>>682827208
okay, fine.

but either way, my brothers and cousins must work a shit ton harder than i do.

consider what they do an average 4k running or jogging on foot, im doing the same 4k whilst sitting on a toilet with wheels moving down the track using the kinetic energy of my jerking hand to go forward. and im in first place.

>>682827286
zimbabwe has a hell of an inflation going on.
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McCucks/23/minimum wage part time
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>>682828279
Yooo hold up. You're saying you're lovedragon.
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>>682828279
Photo with timesnap... Jfc you fuckers will never learn.

PIC OR DIDNT HAPPEN
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>>682828815
What do you gain from lying on the internet?
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3d generalist/26/$60k-90k over the past few years.
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>>682829639
Not lying. This is the life I live. Family passed a small bit to me and I grew it. You could be like me instead of sitting on your ass, you know?
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>>682828816
You still hauling? How does pay work? Do you get paid by the load?
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>>682828176
ROFLMAO FAGHET. you go ahead and hire all sorts of financial advisors. I'll roll by in my shelby ford pickup and hand u a fedora when I make it. Already know how to be rich nogga. Made a deal with my wife. In 2 years we are debt free. We party for one month, then get right back into debt with real estate and personal finance classes. Get cucked newfag. He even admits he sells snake oil to fags like u. 25k... who the fuck walks into a lace like that with only 25k. U can turn NOTHING into millions. Skilled athletes and musicians do it every day. Us unskilled have to learn and grind. Still not out of reach. Read 1 fucking personal finance book and then come at me with your bullshit. FAGGIT
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>>682828506
production / process improvements for pine chemicals.
word on the pharma. how's that world? seems like quality in pharma would be stressful.
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>>682828409
It can be. Just gotta educate yourself before u take a course
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>>682829446
Sigh... Thanks to fucking God that I don't care about people like you.

Okay. That's cool. Be gratefull to every stupid politicans that made capitalism dream come true and do w/e the f you want.

Just stop with all this
>consider what they do an average 4k running or jogging on foot, im doing the same 4k whilst sitting on a toilet with wheels moving down the track using the kinetic energy of my jerking hand to go forward. and im in first place.
Bullshit. YES. WE KNOW YOU EARN MONEY EVEN IF YOU SHIT ON A TOILET/EATS/W.E THE F U DO

Jesus... This is so annoying.

I met several traders trough the course of my life and DAMN you people SUCK fucking balls as human beings.

"Free" money are bad for people.

Good night. Asshole.
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>>682829912
Not the same guy as >>682828506 but I had a brief stint as a quality engineer in pharma. Just a bitch load of paperwork and making sure the FDA is happy tbh
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>>682829912
Nice. I'm just leaving beauty care manufacturing (skin care) for this. I don't think it will be too bad honestly. It's how you handle it and the process is well established... Very heavy on iws culture. My current job is a lot more stressful in operations. I'll never do an assignment in ops again man...
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>>682828944
i dont want to say intuition, because thats not really it.

take federal reserve announcements. by being the bank that controls all of the us's money, if they say something positive, the market goes up.

they say something negative, it goes down

they stay undecided and the market gets silly, like it has the last few times, and either rockets up then drops or vice versa.

personally i dont care. i see a study and it opens up i just place my bet to go that way.

unlike stocks/options, futures can be held for a few seconds if need be.

>>682829388
they are accounts that use real time data but free. its just software.
they set you up with an amount of "paper" money and you get basically free reign to play around with it.

its just a means to practice.
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>>682830284
I am the previous guy. Absolutely man. Hit the nail on the head. I look at it as a stepping stone towards another role. Gotta be well rounded for advancement and better an easier quality assignment than a stressful one later on where you are a quality dir.
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>>682828463
Thank u kindly anon. I've not looked into futures much but I'm into real estate and some oil. Not much. I wanna play all fields and truly diversify. Then wreck shop at my favorite one. I hear u. My dream house is about to be purchased by myself for like 30k. 5 acres outside of town with literally tons of old cars and tractors and junk shit. My pickup is a sleeper even. Bored out back block chevy. Outside I put a couple of hickey on it and scratched the paint. Just to sleeper at people. U are future me bro. #fistbump.
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>>682829795
>gets financial help from family
>you could be like me
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>>682830354
I love the ops life. Always something meaningful to work on or fix or solve. I will eventually want out because of the pressure put on you by literally everyone, but I work literally inside a PSM area.

It's intense sometimes, but I dig it I think. Pic related
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>>682830212
its okay. i love you anyways.

thats why ive become a hermit. i dont bother people with my issues, but if need be, i can help them out.

night night.
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>>682828463
Truly one of the few people I have been in contact with that gets it. Inevitable crash incomming is why I am in such a mad rush to get rich. Collecting silver and have several side jobs. Need bury prepped shed to hide in. Am honestly affraid of when we Zimbabwe ourselves
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>>682830693
started off with 30k fucker. Turned it into 600k/yr. Yeah you should worship me you peasant.
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>>682829873
Trying way to hard, cutie.
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>>682829446
ROFLMAO we are brothers u and i. Zimbabwe ruins their money by printing on it. Just like we will soon. Ain't even useful to write a list on.
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>>682830474
What software/program would you recommend for a COMPLETE newbie?
Also
Where would you recommend learning how to use it? If books what books would you recommend?
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>>682830742
That's legit man. I worked with a line (hint: company who owns Gillette). We were a start up which killed work/life balance, plus I'm getting married soon so little personal time. Techs are the best people to hang with though... Rude and fun as fuck but loyal as hell too
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