look at the eyes, they must be related.....
I agree with this guy, don't hold out on us
unspoken rule that you have to greentext now
I've never been, I got that pic off 4chan tbh
>new years eve party
>dad allows sister to drink with us because fuck it party
>Tells me I have to watch her drinks though
>starts off with a little jack d and alot of coke
>4 glasses later shes pissed
>back to straight drinks
>party goes on, people leave
>parents go upstairs because its like the 30th new years party theyve been to ... meh
>me and sister stay up and drink more
>eventually head upstairs
>she has trouble getting undressed
>asks me to help her
>this leads to her asking me to stay with her cause shes scared of how she feels
>later told me it was a lie and was just horny as fuck and liked the way I smelled
>etc etc we fuck
>we have sex 1-2 times a week for almost 2 years.
bullshit. you have sex 2 times a week with someone you've dated for 5 years. if you just started fucking someone that you live with at ages 17 and 19 you are going to fuck until your genitals are so raw you can't anymore
>I didnt come here to give stories
Are you autistic.
What was the point in posting then.
> we had sex just like any normal person would only difference is we were siblings
So your sister decided she wasn't related to you anymore after your small dick didn't satisfy her
>be me, 16
>my sister is 14
>she's an early bloomer and takes after mom with her huge boobs
>one day I come from sports outside and am totally soaked in sweat
>head straight to shower
>barge in and my sister already in there.
>she sits naked on the toilet
>I look at her with eyes wide opened and can't control looking at her almost giant boobs.
>she notices and says 'close the door'
>before I can think I act
>I do that too
>'take your pants off'
>Suddenly she starts to fart. The stinkiest and loudest fart I've experienced in my life.
>I try to get out but my pants are around my ankles. I drop to the floor.
>She stands up and sits on my back.
>I feel something wet, warm and squishy
>The stink intensifies. Ohgodshesshittingonmyback
>try to shake her off. But only manage to smear shit all over myself, her and the place.
>I pass out.
>When I wake up I see only mom and her disgusted look at me. My sister is gone.
>Im not obligated to give you a fucking story
Nice b8 m8.
I call bullshit m8. At least make it somewhat believable
i wanna see this couple fuck
>We all know social skills and money/power always beat looks when it comes to women.
Someone is new and hasn't been to the catfish tinder threads. Social skills only matter to the point past not being autistic, which I know is impossible for most people here. Money only matters for used up sluts who want t settle down. Aside from the rare fetishist whores with problems in their brains, looks is all that matters to women.
Well maybe stupid fat sluts fall for looks, but most women wouldn't fall for a guy just based on his appearance.
And yeah, not being autistic helps but its impossible for some of us.
when you are above a certein threshold it becomes less important
what u wear, you wallet and your personality becomes more important after that theshold
i mean, i would take a 7 i get along with over a 10, but i wouldnt go for a fat fuck just because i get alone with her
This isn't that surprising actually.
They look like high school kids, possibly just graduated? She's probably really bitchy, not the dumbest but deff not the smartest. Him, he was popular-ish, ran with the "bad boys" in town (gangsta wannabes) she'll dump him like a bag of bricks the second she gets to college/uni.
i hope she is a great fucktoy of him and let him do anything with her body
Just know that you guys will break up soon and drift apart. You will see each other a couple times a year at bars and stuff. She will be going home with someone else and you'll wine like a bitch and start texting her.
>you'll see some of her accomplishments
Those time are long gone, sadly. I remember coming first time to b. Cp thread after cp thread. Even then mods deleted stuff, but slow.
I was skared to even post here for a year. But it was a good thing, i could learn from the threads how to not be an annoying newfag.
Huh, maybe the cheese was not that bad at all
>cp helps to filter the cancer
You know you're getting old as fuck when they CP models you used to fap to are growing up, getting married, and having kids of their own.
>Why should sex be different than hugging?
>There are more types of sexual contact than just baby making.
>Kids enjoy it so it's ok.
>Adults having sex with kids aren't taking advantage of them.
I honestly think she just has her eyes on some shota she wants to mindbreak
Money. You can get any woman you want with money.
Yeah guys. Make that money. It'll do wonders when she's a used up whore at the end of her rope and needs to settle down
Maybe. But chances are she's just going to suck you dry, cheat on you behind your back, and then leave you when she's done with you. If money is what attracted her in the first place, why would she stick around once she has it?
>being stupid enough to fall for personality and confidence meme
I truly pity you
jus bee urself guise and bee confidence
graph shows a positive correlation between looks and confidence
doesn't explain the reason for the correlation
correlation =/= causation
it has been shown that people who think they are better looking tend to be more confident
therefore it would be reasonable to think that people who are better looking would be rated higher
also been shown that if you think someone is funny you are also more likely to think that are more attractive
therefore people who have good personality traits are usually deemed more attractive.
tl:dr confidence really does go a long way, cant just be an attractive asshole and expect someone to like you. you gotta incite that ass and act confident.
OC. Friend of mine and her now husband.
Another. Comments welcome.
One more. No idea how this works.
Okay now I can't stop these are too good.
Please let me know what you think of her. I would love to fuck her.
yeah,ok. I'm gonna believe some blog over the classes i took as a undergrad and the peer reviewed scientific journals? please...
even if i believed this one persons "study" doesn't show anything. you need multiple studies showing similar findings to have any consensus.
not everyone uses Tinder. I pick up most of the girls I meet at the local bars and haven't installed tinder once. I would not catagorize myself as overly attractive, but I have no issue picking up women when i want to.
if you really wanna lie to yourself go ahead. but you are only fooling yourself.
also don't misconstrue my point. you also shouldn't expect a 2/10 to hook up with a 10/10. I'm not saying looks don't matter at all. but a good personality can change how much someone finds you attractive to a relatively large degree
>over the classes i took as a undergrad and the peer reviewed scientific journals?
LMAO! You really do sound like a permavirign and a newfag. The tinder shit is done has been done to hell and back just on 4chan alone. There's a dozen threads a day on /r9k/ alone.
>you also shouldn't expect a 2/10 to hook up with a 10/10.
So you're saying you're fucking fat and ugly chicks that are probably at your own level and they really can't get anyone else. Swell. Either you're much better looking than you think you are or those girls are much worse looking.
My girlfriend has been consistently gaining weight over the years and I still find her attractive, if she didn't have an amazing personality I would have dumped her ass years ago.
Sad fucks like these are the guys that provide Pussy Passes and spend money to try and impress girls, its pathetic.
damn. resorting to personal insults because you don't have any actual evidence to support your claim. so sad. thanks for admitting that I'm right and that you don't actually know anything about anything. peace
Your clearly not understanding, I care about personality 10x more than looks and it makes them more attractive to me.
I don't care about banging hot girls, I've had numerous opportunities to when I've been with my girlfriend, but hot bitches don't mean shit.
I'd rather spend my life with someone I love than skanks, and I'm never going to waste any of my money or time on them, they're worthless to me.
>also been shown that if you think someone is funny you are also more likely to think that are more attractive
It goes both ways. If you think someone is attractive you will laugh at their shitty jokes and forgive their personality flaws easier. That is just a straight up fact.
Wtf kind of reverse meme magic is this? I was watching a BroScience video by Dom on YouTube and was talking about chubby chasers and enablers like this with my brother. We had a pretty civil/slightly heated argument/discussion about it and then I see this?!
I just learned about wtf meme magic is just today as well!
What is going on/b/?
if thats your idea of a hot woman then have at it hoss. she seems like a skank to me. also this does nothing to disprove my point again. you are a complete and utter moron who doesn't seem to understand how things work.
So you are saying I should quit my job, buy lard in bulk, and look for a girl on craigslist that wants to feed me until I'm 600 pounds? This isn't a normal healthy relationship we are talking about.
Well that took a detour for the hilarious....
there are attractive people who can make jokes, there are attractive people who will try to make jokes and you will laugh anyway, there are also attractive people who are assholes and think that stuff is funny that you don't. if you are shown 3 people who are very physically attractive, one is funny, one is not and one mediocre, usually the funnier one wins out.
also tends to work if the funnier one isnt as attractive.
>retard states physically attractive women can be attracted to physically unattractive men because of "personality"
>tell him he's retarded
>post pic of a woman that is very much out of his league and how easy it is to get her not giving a single fuck what I say
>hurr durr she's a skank
>hurr durr a hot woman to me is a disgusting landwhale with a "personality" because I know i can't do better
No, I heard you loud and clear you faggot. Go Kill Yourself.
See this isn't totally true though. I just got with my most recent girlfriend a couple months ago and though we'd like to fuck all day everyday, we have responsibilities. Also we don't have a great place to have sex right now so we mostly just do it in my car. I'm 20 she's 19 btw.
people who sleep with random people aren't the kind of people who I find attractive. yes, she is a skank and so are you. must be hard for you to actually find decent people to fuck because you aren't a decent person. no wonder you have to resort to using a "dating" app to get any ass. using an app that trash people use, means you are gonna find trash people. last msg cause im tired of dealing with virgin faggots like you. maybe when you actually get laid, you'll understand how the world works kid.
>using an app that trash people use
>"Look at that fat retard with that hottie. I work out in the gym all the time and I still can't a gf."
It's mostly about confidence, my children. The money, expensive shit, and cars only "buys" you prostitutes and gold diggers. Real affection cannot be bought. But I'm almost pretty sure most of these guys paid these bitches.
From experience I can tell you for sure that it's not as much as men, but you're a dummy if you believe women don't judge men on appearance. If you're fat/anorexic, badly cut or kept hair, have visibility yellow teeth, bad breath, and low self-confidence, you're fucked. Also, women love aesthetic bodies, fyi. You don't have to be very big to get a ladies man.
>From experience I can tell you for sure that it's not as much as men
No actually, women are much more critical at judging men
I know right? It's pretty simple.
1. All women are whores
2. Women ideally want Chad
3. After they're used up and can no longer get Chad, they'll come to you to settle down for money and support
4. If they were ugly and couldn't get Chad to begin with, they'll settle for you and pretend to be attracted... or at least long enough to make you fall for the marriage meme
Dotted line: Distribution of attractiveness of the male population rated by women. Women rated 80% of men below average.
Blue line: Messaging distribution of the women to the men on the dating site. 10% of women messaged 0s, ~26% messaged mediums, etc.
girls are looking for good looking guys when they are young and for guys with money when they are old and want to settle down and then they will cheat on you with good looking ones