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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>682814518
That faggot to climb off my future waifu.
She's pretty damn hot. He must have a 12 inch dick and a bunch of money because she is wayyyyy out of his league
how the fuck do they get girls like that with ugly as fuck faces
>>682814518
look at the eyes, they must be related.....
>>682814518
i'm much uglier than him tbh
>>682815377
Do brothers usually get half naked and climb on their sister's backs to take pics with them?
>>682814518
Dude looks like someone I know. His name is James. He's a douche. That girl would be dumb to see anything in him.
>>682815684
Incest is far more common than you think anon.
>>682815684
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.mp4
>>682815684
What the other anon said, incest is actually very common. It could be happening down the street from you, for all you know.
>>682814518
So this is what Masha is up to, these days.
>>682815959
Can confirm this , me and my sister have 2 years between us and have fucked several times, we eventually put it down to look at serious relationships.
masha babko.... oh man..... she must be really scarred
>>682815759
This is def not anyone you know.
She is an ex russian cheese pissa star
>>682816116
Now, you have an obligation to give us a greentext story, anon.
Also, this is now an incest thread.
>>682814518
OP needs to stay off ma$ter chan
>>682816239
I agree with this guy, don't hold out on us
>>682816116
greentext
>>682815171
those are normal looking people
go outside
>>682816367
JESUS
>>682815171
Jealous, cause you ain't gettin' none?
>>682816116
unspoken rule that you have to greentext now
Holly shit its Masha, how old is that pic?
>>682815934
and I thou my life was fucked up
I'll just keep my sanity by gtfo
>>682816116
Are you writing it now, status check pls
>>682816116
Keeping thread alive with a bump, so we can get greentext.
>>682816668
God damn it!
My first thought:
>She looks very familiar.
>>682816344
I've never been, I got that pic off 4chan tbh
>>682815759
>He's a douche. That girl would be dumb to see anything in him.
Spoken like a true gentleman. I tip my fedora to you, sir.
Beta faggot.
>>682816239
>be 19
>sister 17
>legal UK
>new years eve party
>dad allows sister to drink with us because fuck it party
>Tells me I have to watch her drinks though
>starts off with a little jack d and alot of coke
>bit more
>4 glasses later shes pissed
>back to straight drinks
>party goes on, people leave
>parents go upstairs because its like the 30th new years party theyve been to ... meh
>me and sister stay up and drink more
>eventually head upstairs
>she has trouble getting undressed
>asks me to help her
>okay.jpeg
>this leads to her asking me to stay with her cause shes scared of how she feels
>later told me it was a lie and was just horny as fuck and liked the way I smelled
>etc etc we fuck
>we have sex 1-2 times a week for almost 2 years.
your welcome.
>>682816910
.......And her body was never found.
>>682815530
is that demo
>>682816983
fake
>>682816983
>etc etc we fuck
>etc etc
If you're telling your story, don't be a faggot
>>682814518
Brendan?
>>682816983
weak
>>682816983
She also still gets a kick out of me cumming in her food, just a thing she likes, never did it to her in those 2 years till right at the end.
>>682816983
bullshit. you have sex 2 times a week with someone you've dated for 5 years. if you just started fucking someone that you live with at ages 17 and 19 you are going to fuck until your genitals are so raw you can't anymore
>>682817238
>>682817300
I didnt come here to give stories, we had sex just like any normal person would only difference is we were siblings, stop making massive fantasies.
>>682817439
dated for 5 years, where the fuck did you get that from?
>>682817477
>>>682817300
you're massive faggot lier
>>682817477
>I didnt come here to give stories
Are you autistic.
What was the point in posting then.
> we had sex just like any normal person would only difference is we were siblings
>WERE
So your sister decided she wasn't related to you anymore after your small dick didn't satisfy her
>>682816367
fake and retarded
>>682816983
I am disappoint anon. This was a pretty terrible and thought-up-on-the-spot story.
>>682816239
>>682816116
>>682816372
>>682816606
>>682816704
>>682816869
>be me, 16
>my sister is 14
>she's an early bloomer and takes after mom with her huge boobs
>one day I come from sports outside and am totally soaked in sweat
>head straight to shower
>barge in and my sister already in there.
>she sits naked on the toilet
>I look at her with eyes wide opened and can't control looking at her almost giant boobs.
>she notices and says 'close the door'
>before I can think I act
>'lock it'
>I do that too
>'take your pants off'
>booooiiiioooiiing.jpg
>'not bad'
>Suddenly she starts to fart. The stinkiest and loudest fart I've experienced in my life.
>I try to get out but my pants are around my ankles. I drop to the floor.
>She stands up and sits on my back.
>I feel something wet, warm and squishy
>The stink intensifies. Ohgodshesshittingonmyback
>try to shake her off. But only manage to smear shit all over myself, her and the place.
>I pass out.
>When I wake up I see only mom and her disgusted look at me. My sister is gone.
~fin~
>>682817765
>>682817696
Im not obligated to give you a fucking story, what are you 10 years old waiting for bedtime, fuck off. im out.
>>682817477
>had sex just like any normal person would
Virgin detected.
when did this thread turn into some faggot making up stories about this sister?
>masha in thread pic
>bad storyteller ruins it
>>682818030
>Im not obligated to give you a fucking story
Nice b8 m8.
>>682817874
If this were a ylyl thread, I have lost.
>>682818036
sorry reality isnt as cracked up to be as your dreams faggots.
>>682817855
>>682817765
>>682817696
>>682817439
>>682817300
>>682816367
Step one : Find a girl with a fetish for obese people
>>682818030
U mad, kid? Shouldn't you be in school?
>>682817291
Shit! He must be out.
>>682818478
>Step one : Find a hot girl with a fetish for obese people
ftfy
>>682818440
>reality isnt as cracked up to be as your dreams
TL;DR, Anon posted his first wet dream
>>682818547
No I work for a living, night faggots.
>>682815530
lol that dude is my dopelganger
>>682814518
Ms. Mouse is in the house!
>>682818681
Next time, when you come in here to make anon believe you, tell a better story.
>>682818817
omg lol
>>682818781
sam?
>>682818934
nope, joe
>>682818859
I didnt ask people to believe me, you faggots were crying for a story and I told you how it went, sorry it wasnt the groundbreaking shit you hoped it was.
>>682818817
lmfao
>>682816983
>>682817335
I call bullshit m8. At least make it somewhat believable
We all know social skills and money/power always beat looks when it comes to women.Some people are just ugly, socially retarded and poor and stand no chance.
>>682818817
Who is she?
i wanna see this couple fuck
>>682814518
Love me like you do.
>>682814518
whats with all these beautiful girls getting with ugly guys? jesus am i missing something?? There is Hope! Halleluja!
>>682820828
>We all know social skills and money/power always beat looks when it comes to women.
Someone is new and hasn't been to the catfish tinder threads. Social skills only matter to the point past not being autistic, which I know is impossible for most people here. Money only matters for used up sluts who want t settle down. Aside from the rare fetishist whores with problems in their brains, looks is all that matters to women.
>>682821882
Well maybe stupid fat sluts fall for looks, but most women wouldn't fall for a guy just based on his appearance.
And yeah, not being autistic helps but its impossible for some of us.
>>682822354
most women do fall for men with good looks. those are the women who hate men because they got pumped and dumped by an alpha
>>682822354
>most women wouldn't fall for a guy just based on his appearance.
I remember when I was 16 and still believed this
>>682822538
Yes, you just described fat stupid sluts.
>>682821140
Ms. Mouse from Siberia
>>682814518
The bus i suppose.
>>682823138
omg lol. Mrs. now by the looks of it.
>>682817439
There's a lot of projection going on here.
>>682821882
Women look for money and social skills in their cucks, their caretakers. They want looks and bed skills from their bulls.
I'm guessing you're in the latter category?
>>682816367
you just know she took out a life insurance claim on him
>>682824648
Mr. and Mrs. Fatty McFatterson from Fatsville.
>>682823061
when you are above a certein threshold it becomes less important
what u wear, you wallet and your personality becomes more important after that theshold
i mean, i would take a 7 i get along with over a 10, but i wouldnt go for a fat fuck just because i get alone with her
>>682824544
I'm not in any category tbh
>>682821252
This isn't that surprising actually.
They look like high school kids, possibly just graduated? She's probably really bitchy, not the dumbest but deff not the smartest. Him, he was popular-ish, ran with the "bad boys" in town (gangsta wannabes) she'll dump him like a bag of bricks the second she gets to college/uni.
>>682816367
I wonder what the sex looks like...
>>682826493
do you think he fucked her asshole?
>>682814518
I usually fap at night OP
>>682814518
jesus how the fuck did she end up with that freaking froggy pizzaface
>>682816367
She's a feeder. That human barrel of lard signed his own death sentence when he hooked up with her
>>682815530
no way that dude's going out with her
they're friends
>>682821252
I would kidnap her
forever
>>682817439
agreed and lol'd
>>682827420
and what would you do?
>>682827088
maybe
America watch out.
>>682827529
run--and fuck
>>682827644
russkies?
no way Americans are this hot
>>682815530
Definitely just friends
>>682816606
>>682816367
And once he dies or gets sick she will move on to the next 'project' and instantly forget he ever existed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ruf_phAz1hQ
Discuss.
>>682821252
Nothing at all out of the ordinary here. Looks like a pretty flattering pic of her too
>>682828478
it's weird to start your sentence with the words 'kids' and 'sex'.
that's just fucking suspicious
>>682817874
>>682828160
>>682828558
I wonder how the daughter ended up with blonde hair when they both have black hair. Hmmm...
>>682814518
>kek
normies don't know who she is
>>682829137
That guy was probably born a blonde.
>>682829157
I only know salty milk and coins from limewire days when I was like 16, am I close?
>>682829137
look at the guy's hair, he has light brown hair on the sides, probably had blond hair as a kid.
My dad had bright blond hair as a kid but now has brown hair.
>>682814518
They grow up so fast these days.
>>682817439
You must be a boring person
>>682829475
is masha legal now
>>682829475
what the fuck?
>>682829309
well, lurk more and you'll see some of her accomplishments here on /b/ or on /trash/
>>682828478
>that filename
>>682816910
>>682817075
too soon
>>682829559
Well, what do you think it is supposed to be, newfriend?
The pic the thread started with, is also something you won't know.
>>682828539
>>682827088
>>682827595
>>682827779
i hope she is a great fucktoy of him and let him do anything with her body
>>682829572
tanya y157?
>>682829969
No.
>>682829547
Probably, a lot of years have passed. But even for the unrealistic case that somebody would try to find her, she might be already with a kid and/or looking mediocre.
>>682818478
>Step one
>Go to the fucking gym and stop being a pile of fat shit
>>682828558
Didn't know Steve Bucemi had a son.
>>682814518
Just know that you guys will break up soon and drift apart. You will see each other a couple times a year at bars and stuff. She will be going home with someone else and you'll wine like a bitch and start texting her.
>>682830132
>
who is it then...
>>682829641
>you'll see some of her accomplishments
Those time are long gone, sadly. I remember coming first time to b. Cp thread after cp thread. Even then mods deleted stuff, but slow.
I was skared to even post here for a year. But it was a good thing, i could learn from the threads how to not be an annoying newfag.
Huh, maybe the cheese was not that bad at all
>cp helps to filter the cancer
>>682831164
Valen
>>682814518
>>682827644
>>682828558
>>682829533
You know you're getting old as fuck when they CP models you used to fap to are growing up, getting married, and having kids of their own.
Jesus Christ...
>>682828478
>Why should sex be different than hugging?
>There are more types of sexual contact than just baby making.
>Kids enjoy it so it's ok.
>Adults having sex with kids aren't taking advantage of them.
I honestly think she just has her eyes on some shota she wants to mindbreak
>>682828478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfcYz_dj8ww
Is she a tranny, I hope not shes kinda cute
>>682828151
kek
>>682831782
Feels old man.
>>682828160
Is he rich or something??
>>682836140
i kno right
>>682815131
nigga u can tell he has none
we can all make it niggas
>>682837062
I wanna believe you.
I'm gonna believe you.
I wish i could believe you.
Fuck it, I believe you.
>>682837490
Somewhere out there, there is an insecure girl who would go nuts over you, just gotta go out there and look
>>682831779
valen who.. not getting the context..
>>682838295
The biggest question is where do you look.
>>682814518
>>682839235
gee.
Shoop baby shoop.
>>682818547
You are the mad one apparently...
LOL, faggot.
>>682816367
why in the FUCK CAN HE GET A GIRL LIKE THAT BUT I CANT
>>682841214
Money. You can get any woman you want with money.
>>682841599
This nigga knows what's up.
Why do you tink niggas always go for money.
Need to get them gigh class hoes.
http://www.9o.pl/3dnfV
http://www.9o.pl/MRkBT
http://www.9o.pl/U9H4s
NOW!
>>682841599
to say u can get any woman with money, you have fucked up urself
>>682841737
>>682841599
Yeah guys. Make that money. It'll do wonders when she's a used up whore at the end of her rope and needs to settle down
>>682841945
get fucked
>>682842003
no, idiot. If you have real money you can attract a younger less used up girl
>>682841945
Hello FBI
>>682842350
Maybe. But chances are she's just going to suck you dry, cheat on you behind your back, and then leave you when she's done with you. If money is what attracted her in the first place, why would she stick around once she has it?
>>682843093
>>682837062
>>682837490
>>682838295
no, we don't have that much money
>>682829735
I know where you've been anon.
>>682821812
>>682827247
It's call having personality and confidence. Something neither of you will ever have, enjoy being permavirgins.
itt: children who think that everyone else is like them and only cares about looks.
>>682843917
>>682844329
>being stupid enough to fall for personality and confidence meme
I truly pity you
>>682844736
jus bee urself guise and bee confidence
>>682844736
12 year old detected. you'll grow up one day.
>>682845164
Right back at you permavirign
>>682844736
graph shows a positive correlation between looks and confidence
doesn't explain the reason for the correlation
correlation =/= causation
it has been shown that people who think they are better looking tend to be more confident
therefore it would be reasonable to think that people who are better looking would be rated higher
also been shown that if you think someone is funny you are also more likely to think that are more attractive
therefore people who have good personality traits are usually deemed more attractive.
tl:dr confidence really does go a long way, cant just be an attractive asshole and expect someone to like you. you gotta incite that ass and act confident.
>>682845604
Whatever you say bro
OC. Friend of mine and her now husband.
>>682846511
Another. Comments welcome.
>>682846555
>>682846653
One more. No idea how this works.
>>682814518
>
MASHA !
>>682815171
Fuckng retard.
>thinking looks actually matter
>bet you think money will get you any girl you want
Personality >everything else
>>682846987
who's that?
>>682830598
Buy actually...
>>682847077
>thinking looks actually matter
Because your fucking the personality ?
>>682847353
masha babko !
1st studio
siberian mouses
>>682846708
Okay now I can't stop these are too good.
Please let me know what you think of her. I would love to fuck her.
>>682847413
You're obviously underage and/or a bitter virgin.
Personality/intelligence is a huge turn on.
>>682847729
>>682847756
>>682814518
death
>>682846427
yeah,ok. I'm gonna believe some blog over the classes i took as a undergrad and the peer reviewed scientific journals? please...
even if i believed this one persons "study" doesn't show anything. you need multiple studies showing similar findings to have any consensus.
not everyone uses Tinder. I pick up most of the girls I meet at the local bars and haven't installed tinder once. I would not catagorize myself as overly attractive, but I have no issue picking up women when i want to.
if you really wanna lie to yourself go ahead. but you are only fooling yourself.
also don't misconstrue my point. you also shouldn't expect a 2/10 to hook up with a 10/10. I'm not saying looks don't matter at all. but a good personality can change how much someone finds you attractive to a relatively large degree
>>682837062
DUDE I SAW THAT LIVE ON AGDQ
>>682847790
>>682847729
She is indeed very fuckable. You should rape her
>>682847820
why
are
you
spacing
everything
out
Recently saw a Jesus girl I knew who was a 9/10 cutie dive headlong into a relationship with an ogre dude who's a 2/10 at best. No idea how he landed such a winner.
>>682814518
your mom
>>682814518
im obese. 170cm height and 105kg weight. my gf is 165 height and weights 50kg. were 2gether since 3 years already
>>682847820
>over the classes i took as a undergrad and the peer reviewed scientific journals?
LMAO! You really do sound like a permavirign and a newfag. The tinder shit is done has been done to hell and back just on 4chan alone. There's a dozen threads a day on /r9k/ alone.
>you also shouldn't expect a 2/10 to hook up with a 10/10.
So you're saying you're fucking fat and ugly chicks that are probably at your own level and they really can't get anyone else. Swell. Either you're much better looking than you think you are or those girls are much worse looking.
>>682847077
My girlfriend has been consistently gaining weight over the years and I still find her attractive, if she didn't have an amazing personality I would have dumped her ass years ago.
Sad fucks like these are the guys that provide Pussy Passes and spend money to try and impress girls, its pathetic.
>>682848936
Less pathetic than fucking fat bitches I would say tbqh fam
>>682848740
damn. resorting to personal insults because you don't have any actual evidence to support your claim. so sad. thanks for admitting that I'm right and that you don't actually know anything about anything. peace
>>682848740
dis guy....fucking virginfags...
>>682849078
Enjoy dying alone or married to some skank with a horrible personality and end up divorced or killing yourself in a bathtub fam
>>682849189
Come at me bro
Pic of the grill
>>682849493
Still better than fucking landwhales
>>682814518
a new video?
>>682841214
That girl is a fucking psychopath. She is literally trying to make that guy as fat as possible, some sick fetish.
>>682849712
Your clearly not understanding, I care about personality 10x more than looks and it makes them more attractive to me.
I don't care about banging hot girls, I've had numerous opportunities to when I've been with my girlfriend, but hot bitches don't mean shit.
I'd rather spend my life with someone I love than skanks, and I'm never going to waste any of my money or time on them, they're worthless to me.
>>682828558
are hot russian women into zombies, or what?
that is among the ugliest men i've ever seen, and he married a woman who is a work of art.
fuck my life
>>682850128
spend less time on b, develop interests that girls actually like, its not hard.
>>682817291
Yeeaahhh......?
>>682850172
Wrong post link, oh well.
>>682845604
>also been shown that if you think someone is funny you are also more likely to think that are more attractive
It goes both ways. If you think someone is attractive you will laugh at their shitty jokes and forgive their personality flaws easier. That is just a straight up fact.
>>682816367
Wtf kind of reverse meme magic is this? I was watching a BroScience video by Dom on YouTube and was talking about chubby chasers and enablers like this with my brother. We had a pretty civil/slightly heated argument/discussion about it and then I see this?!
I just learned about wtf meme magic is just today as well!
What is going on/b/?
>>682849712
if thats your idea of a hot woman then have at it hoss. she seems like a skank to me. also this does nothing to disprove my point again. you are a complete and utter moron who doesn't seem to understand how things work.
>>682850285
So you are saying I should quit my job, buy lard in bulk, and look for a girl on craigslist that wants to feed me until I'm 600 pounds? This isn't a normal healthy relationship we are talking about.
>>682817874
Well that took a detour for the hilarious....
>>682850598
there are attractive people who can make jokes, there are attractive people who will try to make jokes and you will laugh anyway, there are also attractive people who are assholes and think that stuff is funny that you don't. if you are shown 3 people who are very physically attractive, one is funny, one is not and one mediocre, usually the funnier one wins out.
also tends to work if the funnier one isnt as attractive.
>>682850941
>retard states physically attractive women can be attracted to physically unattractive men because of "personality"
>tell him he's retarded
>post pic of a woman that is very much out of his league and how easy it is to get her not giving a single fuck what I say
>hurr durr she's a skank
>hurr durr a hot woman to me is a disgusting landwhale with a "personality" because I know i can't do better
No, I heard you loud and clear you faggot. Go Kill Yourself.
>>682850598
>>682851683
so i guess in a sense i just agreed with you..
>>682814518
Looking for a nice place to kill myself
>>682829137
recessive genes
>>682816367
Of course that fat faggot is a pats fan.
Personality yo
>>682814518
is this the girl from fear the walking dead? someone answer
>>682852214
damn Alpha as fuck brah. Mirin Hard
>>682817439
See this isn't totally true though. I just got with my most recent girlfriend a couple months ago and though we'd like to fuck all day everyday, we have responsibilities. Also we don't have a great place to have sex right now so we mostly just do it in my car. I'm 20 she's 19 btw.
>>682851713
people who sleep with random people aren't the kind of people who I find attractive. yes, she is a skank and so are you. must be hard for you to actually find decent people to fuck because you aren't a decent person. no wonder you have to resort to using a "dating" app to get any ass. using an app that trash people use, means you are gonna find trash people. last msg cause im tired of dealing with virgin faggots like you. maybe when you actually get laid, you'll understand how the world works kid.
>>682853011
Go back to fucking your landwhale bro. Keep telling yourself it's because of "personality" and not because she's the best you can do.
>>682853011
>>682853011
>using an app that trash people use
much better.
>"Look at that fat retard with that hottie. I work out in the gym all the time and I still can't a gf."
It's mostly about confidence, my children. The money, expensive shit, and cars only "buys" you prostitutes and gold diggers. Real affection cannot be bought. But I'm almost pretty sure most of these guys paid these bitches.
>>682816367
1. She's a chubby chaser
2. Monster cock for a size queen
3. Filthy rich
4. She's a prostitute
itt: betas not knowing that women don't care about looks as much as men do.
>>682850803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQlIPOTbuH8
Got him banned from leddit lol
>>682857631
landwhale detected
?
>>682857631
From experience I can tell you for sure that it's not as much as men, but you're a dummy if you believe women don't judge men on appearance. If you're fat/anorexic, badly cut or kept hair, have visibility yellow teeth, bad breath, and low self-confidence, you're fucked. Also, women love aesthetic bodies, fyi. You don't have to be very big to get a ladies man.
>>682858756
to be a ladies man*
I'm tired.
>>682858732
Looks like a fucking bear
>>682858756
yeah but most of those are not just women, no one likes those flaws
I enjoy her content.
>>682846555
They allow sibling marriage now??
>>682858756
>From experience I can tell you for sure that it's not as much as men
No actually, women are much more critical at judging men
>>682814518
Death
>>682859597
We're talking about visually for men. What women find attractive has a huger spectrum.
>>682859887
That's one way of saying it.
>>682854585
Thank you good sir
>People making women out to be rocket science
virgins.
>>682860433
I know right? It's pretty simple.
1. All women are whores
2. Women ideally want Chad
3. After they're used up and can no longer get Chad, they'll come to you to settle down for money and support
4. If they were ugly and couldn't get Chad to begin with, they'll settle for you and pretend to be attracted... or at least long enough to make you fall for the marriage meme
>>682852525
that's brutal
>>682859597
maybe it's too late or i'm too dumb but can someone explain that chart to me?
>>682827644
Jesus they give guns to anything these days
>>682847682
Nice tits
>she's not bad either
>>682861879
Dotted line: Distribution of attractiveness of the male population rated by women. Women rated 80% of men below average.
Blue line: Messaging distribution of the women to the men on the dating site. 10% of women messaged 0s, ~26% messaged mediums, etc.
>>682821882
girls are looking for good looking guys when they are young and for guys with money when they are old and want to settle down and then they will cheat on you with good looking ones
>>682863245
kekkers
My background check to come though so I can purchase a handgun so I can kill myself
>>682861846
thx Merkel!
