Why aren't you autists vegan yet?
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Why aren't you autists vegan yet?
Because I like to order a $20 steak not a $14 coffee with egg free banana bread.
>>682811411
taste good as fuck. And we are omnivores so i mean got that whole evolution thing going for me.
>Our incisors are not meant to eat meat
>Human's weren't designed to eat meat
I'm not vegan because I'd rather not associate with these autists.
>>682811411
Because I'm not a huge pretentious faggot.
>>682811411
meat tastes good
>>682811411
It's really rather simple, the more vegans complain, the more animals die.
>>682811411
Better question:
Why should I be vegan?
>>682811411
Because vegan culture is full of high-horse hipster faggots who cry "stop liking what I don't like"
>>682811411
>Straw-manning this hard
>>682811644
>>682811777
>>682811966
OP is getting rekt
Because i know what im doing
enjoy your vitamin D deficiency OP
>>682811966
Live longer
>>682811411
Are you vegan?
In all honesty, I know being vegan is better for me. I just like cheese a lot, I like the occasional burger and I want to be able to eat at Taco Bell.
>>682811777
Plenty of vegan products taste good too
And no, you aren't an omnivore
>>682811411
Because I don't believe in slapping evolution and science in the face like you liberal cunts do. Thousands of years of evolution and climbing to the top of the food chain for what? You to take a whiny crybaby shit on it? Same with the gender thing, science dictates your gender at birth. Shut the fuck up and get over it
>>682812484
>Because Japan
>>682811411
I am already autistic, I don't want to become an autistic faggot.
All male vegans look like shit.
>>682812484
>implying going vegan increases lifespan
source, faggot
>>682812623
More plants go into feeding animals, what exactly are you talking about?
>>682812484
30 years less and getting various cancers == longer? That myth was proven wrong long ago.
>>682812672
Nope
>>682812682
adjective
1.
eating both animal and plant foods.
2.
eating all kinds of foods indiscriminately.
3.
taking in everything, as with the mind:
>>682811411
because im top of the food chain so I get to eat whatever the fuck I want and nothing can stop me
>>682812778
Please, the japanese drag screaming baby wales from the ocean to eat their raw flesh and they live the longest on the entire planet.
>>682811777
Chekt
>>682811411
Im genuenly courious if most of these hipster vegans know that, just because you dont eat meat it doesnt make you a vegan. That is a vegeterian. Vegans eat nothing that comes from animals, e.g eggs, milk etc... plus meat. Not a vegan because of that stupid shit.
>>682812718
You didn't climb anything
Should we still own slaves because it's what our ancestors did?
>>682811411
Cuz i dont care, meat taste good and the slaughter factory isnt enough to push me. Out of sight out of mind
>>682812966
7 billion people eating plants, even when not needed, really cuts down on food.
Back when humans were evolving, we almost destroyed the world because we almost eat all the plants, and we didn't know how to farm, and then, there was only about < 5,000,000 of us,
>>682813343
Was slavery apart of scientific evolution? Fuck the cunt off you fuckin self righteous Bernie jerkin lazy smelly heap of fuckin commiecuntscum sack of fuckin dick discharge fecal pile
>>682813072
I meant biologically
You definitely don't need meat to thrive
>>682811411
Because some meat tastes good and is readily available.
I don't eat a lot of heavy meats, but I really like fish and chicken.
Lean meat is good for ya.
Also, I live in Texas, not whatever Northern Faggostan state you live in, so I take what I can get.
>>682812019
most hipsters I've seen eat meat...for them, it's the best of both worlds
>I'm suuuch a foodie, I just couldn't give up meeat
>otherwise I would totally be a vegan
>but I have such a reeefined palate that I just love this obscure food
>I'm like a vegan who just eats a lot of meat
I fuckin hate hipsters so much
>>682811411
>Why aren't you autists vegan yet?
because I value life
there are over 1 billion cattle alive because of the meat and dairy industries that would not have even been born otherwise
half of that population, the steers, is replaced every 2 years
to that is 2 billion new lives every 6 years
and that is just cattle
domesticate birds, sheep, goats, and swine have larger populations and a faster growth rate
this means that every decade there are well over 10 billion lives that exist solely to become or provide food for us
if the entire human population were ova-lacto vegetarian, then the domesticated pig would go extinct and ~500 million bulls would be born, immediately euthanised, and thrown away every year
if the entire human population were vegen, then all domesticates other than the horse, donkey, dog, and cat would become extinct
because I believe that these potential lives have a right to occur, regardless of the purpose of their lives, I support the industries that breed these animals
>>682813343
Yes
>>682811411
I tried vegi and a felt a bit ill after a month. Perked up lovely after a steak. I would rather not eat meat. But not to teh extent of making myself or those living with me ill.
>>682811411
Because I like to eat meat and cheese and eggs and all that tasty stuff. Also I was veg for 4 years and vegan for 2 until I realized that I did it for the wrong reasons.
>>682812682
>you aren't an omnivore
Because humans are one of the few true omnivores (consumes not only plants and animals but fungi protists and bateria. All basic forms of living things we currently have catolgued) but you know. Biology 101
>>682813577
>this deluded
>>682811411
Because nothing is truly good for you, and this is a fad, and plants are alive blah blah blah. I do what I please, asshole. don't tel me what to do.
>>682813577
And you don't need non animal products to survive
>>682811411
>The cavemen brings up actually good points in fluent English
>Is a fucking caveman
>the comic author's attempt at ad hominem backfired horribly
>>682811962
kek
but true, sometimes I don't even feel like meat but eat it to shove to those hippies
I am not, I should be though.
My master is 100% vegan and I must admit I admire him. He has his own reasons. He states that he became vegan simply because he doesn't want to support 'camps of death'. U know slaying all the birds and cattle just cuz someone wants burgers.
Im too lazy. But he's got a point
>>682812682
>>682812484
Why would you ever want to do that? Do you want to watch your friends die and leave you behind just so you can live a few more years?
>>682811411
Because I'm not a faggot, I don't need a 'safe space' when someone insults me, I'm not gender-confused, I know what bathroom I need to use on a daily basis, I don't live in fear everday so I don't put my head in the san and ignore the real world around me, I don't want to change the world one hug at a time, and I'm not a faggot lemming.
Only a retard would embrace a diet that makes them dumber until it kills them. All vegans are ignorant bufoons.
You have to be some sort of non-syndromic mental retardation or illness to believe genuinely that you are not a herbivore and that you should not eat animal products. If you don't understand this, and you claim that vegans are just a bunch of faggots, you're that typical fag who thinks being a slob is also masculine ahhahaaha pathetic fucking fags. Pretty funny though, deservant of disdain. Though I will say that I agree a lot of vegans are actually genuinely a bunch of fags and in general honestly degenerate or retarded liberals, unfortunately, but don't generalize vegans for that, even if it is a majority, the typical majority human is a faggot too tbh.
Если кушаешь мясо, то ты честно дебильный/ая.
>>682811893
I'm not a faggot either.
Because bacon.
>>682813532
Doesn't fucking matter
Just because we can eat meat doesn't mean we should. Animals are killed, raped, and tortured for your happiness. If we were really evolved as omnivores, you wouldn't pay someone to kill animals for you.
>>682813987
You a sub?
>>682812623
That honestly was appetizing.
>>682811411
why should we need a reason to eat meat? fucking retard do you need any reason do eat something you like?
>>682813139
>italians
>french
>Monégasques
>>682813577
You need protein to survive. Meat is a complete protein, meaning you get all them amino acids and all from it. Unlike beans and nuts and all the incomplete proteins, meat gives everything you need. Incomplete protiens you need to eat more of and it doesn't give you the same effect as meat.
Also if the whole world was vegetarians, cows and other animals will grow and populate more meaning farmers need to create more crops to feed the animals and cows produce alot of methane which will cause more global warming problems. The animals will fill up the farm and not leave space for the growing population of humans that is rising dramatically. Also on the animal part with cows, there will need to be more space for the animals as they're just reproducing meaning less trees to absorb the bad gases and basically continue on global warming. So...
>>682811411
>>682814277
That's fucking right they are. That's a perk of being near the top of the food chain AND the evolutionary ladder.
>>682811411
Soon these fucking liberal hipsters will be anti-vegan because the environment suffers and the earth hurts when vegetables are plucked from the ground; pussies.
>>682814292
>implying a dom would be vegan
Ha!
Haha!
Hahahaha!
>>682814277
>Animals are killed, raped, and tortured for your happiness.
So?
>you wouldn't pay someone to kill animals for you.
I also kill my own. Got some crazy good deer sausage I made myself, think I'll make some supper.
>>682813987
>My master is
Your master would be a fucking vegan wouldn't he. Appropriately sums up the type of pretentious weirdos that are typically vegan.
It's ok fine to be vegan, it's fine to eat meat, its not fine to tell others what is the better option for them when in the big scheme of things its really a trivial as shit matter.
>>682813621
Because this is a life worth living, right?
>>682814277
Are you trying to tell me that McDonalds rapes the cows i eat? I have to admit this is troubling news
>>682811777
Quads
Also because I'm not a douche hipster who thinks it's a trend to be vegan,
>>682811644
banana?
>>682814739
better than a life that never was
>>682814639
The deer sounds good. Wish we could hunt over where I'm at but I live in a state with a bunch of liberal faggots like OP.
>>682814739
Hey fuck you i bet she makes at least $12.50 an hour.
>>682813676
Are you trying to say that animal cruelty is a problem while you eat meat?
>>682813577
Just because I don't need meat to live, doesn't mean I shouldn't eat it. Meat tastes fucking great and is good for you no matter what you say
>>682811411
>soy is bad for you
>dont want to eat the 4000cals a day to meet my protein needs
>over consumption of fiber isnt all that great for you either (bloating, gas, stomache cramps)
>we are omnivores
>who cares if animals feel pain
>they all gunna die anyway.
>>682811411
I like cheese too much.
By the way...ebaumsworld is live streaming a nacho fountain this VERY MOMENT!!!
Vegans think they're better than everyone
>>682814739
>Life in a box is better than no life at all
>>682814949
He's saying that the free nigger population is ballooning out of control. And he's right.
>>682815200
Yes
>>682814537
>you have won 1 internet
also , for people that condemn animal products they sure do throw a lot of bull shit around
>>682814633
I am a Master and my slave is also vegan like myself. I don't really understand what is the joke.
Типичный тупый дебил.
>>682814790
Was just thinking this, who is raping and torturing our livestock? We will have more tonight at 11.
>>682814277
Fuck off fucknut
>>682814739
>Because this is a life worth living, right?
Must be, we do it to people too.
>>682814454
I agree with the protein bit but if everyone was vegan/vegetarian there would be no point in farmers spending money farming cattle, it would result in lots of losses of money because like you said overpopulation. As a result the farmers would have to kill male cows at birth to avoid bankruptcy which basically goes against what most vegetarians stand for. There is exactly zero logic behind veganism
>>682814639
If you were an omnivore you would be able to kill it with your hands/teeth, whatever, like a bear would (an omnivore). But you see passed this because you are too retarded also to even see the difference between cooked meat and raw meat like an omnivore could eat.
Уёбок.
>>682815324
>who is raping our livestock
Lonely farmers
>>682811411
>implying our intestines are evolved to digest plant cells
>implying plants don't rot in our colon.
>implying our brain evolved by just eating plants and fruits
>implying veganism is healthy and have all needed vitamins in their diets.
Yeah guys! Animals are for loving, not for eating! Or whatever. Who cares.
>>682815498
You can easily kill a chicken with bare hands try again faggot
>>682815324
animal growth hormones
>jizz
>>682814711
It is okay to tell others what is best and what is good. If no one tried to do something about it then it would only be worse. You are clearly too retarded.
Яасный дебильный.
>>682814292
My martial arts master.
Dayum u niggas r filthy muthafuckas. u r all goin to hell
I actually was really convinced when I asked him for reasons of his 'change'.
He stated that he would eat meat, only if he would kill it and paid some respect to nature. POCAHONTAS/AVATAR style
ture story
>>682815585
And the dirty Arabs
>>682814454
dude are you retarded? Why would farmers keeps cows for if everyone isn't eating them anymore? Also they won't overpopulate because they have been breded to our needs, so once in the wild they'd mostly die out. There will be no animal over population.
>>682815356
>>682814739
#boomroasted
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>>682811411
>Why aren't you autists vegan yet?
Because the best evidence we have is that meat is better for you than plants?
Factologies:
1. Inuit people been eating all-meat for at least ~5000 years and are still around.
2. There's never been any sustained human culture that has eaten a vegan or vegetarian diet, except for brief periods when meat wasn't available.
3. Plants are a lot easier to catch than meat, but yet why did no ancient culture abandon meat? Obviously is because your mom fucks goats; yur moms cunt is eating goat meat right now REKT
>>682811411
because meat tastes good faggot
>>682811966
I've got a legitimate question here.
So cats are carnivores, and generally speaking, people have pet cats. Right?
If we all went Vegan, what would we feed our cats? Would we force them to go vegan too?
>"that's ridiculous we're not saying that animals should go vegan, too you idiot!" chorus the vegans
Yeah ok but what about producing food for these animals? Would we say "Oh yeah animal cruelty in the meat business is absolutely unacceptable when humans are eating it, but as long as it's for my beloved fluffy, it's ok?"
Like what the fuck would you do? We'd still need to slaughter animals to grind them up into cat/dog food, and feed animals at zoos and shit, and the "cruelty" that you faggots moan about would be pretty much guaranteed no matter what you do. Would vegans be cool with that?
>>682811411
Because it tastes good and it's less expensive than disgusting, bland vegan products. My body can digest the meat just fine, so the only thing you have left to convince me to switch is that animals are suffering. Well I'm suffering every day so those animals can fuck themselves. Kill yourself you little hipster shit.
>>682815027
There is no significant taste to meat, it is the texture you crave for the most part likely and both could be recreated with vegetables. What makes meat taste good is spices and shit.
Пидорас, больше думай.
Go vegan be a negan
>>682815498
The advancement of human intelligence led to tool use and easier hunting, as well as cooking our food (veggies included) to make it easier to digest. It is retarded to use the fruits of human intellect to better my life?
Nigga, you fuckin dumb.
>>682815498
k
>>682815658
What's the difference between killing an animal yourself and paying someone to do it?
The result is a dead animal.
If I hire somebody to kill somebody I get charged with murder just as much as if I had done it myself.
>>682815279
I see what you did there.
>>682814454
>You need protein to survive
Nope
The animals don't breed freely tho, and they're mostly all locked up, the population won't grow.
>>682813577
>I meant biologically
Firm a grasp of English this padawan has not.
>>682815941
False. Meat, especially beef or venison does have a flavor and I fucking love it. I just cooked a sirloin in nothing but some olive oil and a sprinkle of salt and pepper and it was great. And it's not like I've never forgotten to salt and pepper my steaks either, still taste distinctly like beef and fucking fantastic
>>682815645
You miss the point BEVAUSE your brain doesn't think critically. Go kill a chicken and eat it raw is my point. You have to cook it to bring it to a point where it is technically not meat anymore.
Тупо.
>>682815860
>So cats are carnivores, and generally speaking, people have pet cats. Right?
>If we all went Vegan, what would we feed our cats? Would we force them to go vegan too?
cat's can't eat vegan diets, they need meat for a specific protein their bodies can't synthesize
>>682815860
Simple: kill all carnivores.
Animal cruelty averted.
>>682814454
I'm not even a vegetarian/vegan and I found this post to be completely retarded and illogical.
Please try better on my behalf
>>682816154
You don't even have a firm grasp on English when trying to speak backwards like Yoda. Pathetic.
>>682814454
Cows will grow and populate meaning farmers would need more crops? Dude, farmers breed cows anyway, rape as a method, artificial insemination too. As if the population isnt exploding. 1 human for every 6 chickens in the US alone. That's nearly 2 billion chickens. That's not natural, meat+dairy farming on such a scale ain't sustainable, guy.
>>682815782
Inuits are also an extremely inferior subrace. Заткнись.
>>682816210
Did you literally stop reading at that sentence? Finish reading the post you fuckin fag.
>>682816070
Yes, you do.
>>682816184
Fish can be eaten raw, ever heard of sushi?
Why do you vegan faggots give so much of a shit about what people eat.
>>682815941
False. A good steak needs nothing added. Its own flavour is perfection.
>>682816070
LOL - well here it is guys, end of discussion. Countless years of biological research out the window. We were all wrong. The body DOESN'T need protein to survive because this guy says so.
/Thread
>>682811411
Veganism does more harm than good. Vegetarians I don't care about, they just don't eat meat. But vegans are fucking shit up. Vegans oppose bee farming and man made bee hives without realising what they're doing for the bees. In the wild, a bee's hive will get full as the bees reproduce and make more honey than they could ever use. So they have to make a new hive. During this migration process the bees often get split into smaller groups on accident, many of them die. Man made bee hives keep the bees in one place and the honey can be removed to give them more space at any time. Vegans are a huge part of the reason bees are dying out, and bees are what vegans need to grow their fucking plants. Fuck vegans, they're fucking stupid, Cheese is nice also
>>682816070
And what are those supplements vegans have to take constant?
Gee, I wonder.
Protip: You are made out of fats and protein.
>>682812675
>vegan
>eat cheese
Is this a ylyl thread? Kek
>>682816291
Don't care, i like chicken.
I'm fine if chickens want to eat meat and make a human farm on their land.
>>682814790
Cows must be inseminated to produce milk
>>682816399
Check'd for both the steak and the dubs.
>>682811411
>see this thread
>"Oh, obvious bait again, no one should fall for this anymore"
>130 replies
Fuck.
>>682816002
At that time in our evolution we needed it dumbass, go read the articles stating that you fucking retard. LOL господи
>>682816026
Yeah, but you won't hundreds of pigs everyday right? He is all about the harmony with nature. That humans shouldn't kill just for luxury. Scientist proved that the healthiest way to eat a meat is once every two weeks. So why u eat every meal with a meat?
Also he said that:
It's scientifically proven that pigs are smarter than dogs. He can't imagine killing and eating poor dog. U aint eating ur dog right?
>>682816421
Thats actually a good argument. I'll be using that from now on
>>682816362
Yes i have heard of sushi. Sticky rice with a certain type of vinegar.
Oh... did you mean sashimi?
>>682816210
thanks for pretty much repeating what he says one line down past what you copy pasted
>>682814277
that's what vegans do. when they grow the food they kill all those animals to start the land for growing. the kill all the pest animals when they try to eat the plants. then they kill them again when the harvest happens
>>682814878
Those are trips you dumb trayvon
>>682816646
I meant you're a weaboo
>>682816173
I see, that is true when I think about it but the taste and texture I am sure could be recreated somehow. Other than that, is taste really worth the death and torture? Honestly? Without being edgy or being a fag in general about it, just think about that
To oczywiście.
>>682816583
coming to 4chan and calling someone a retard is like going to a kindergarten and laughing at how immature your classmates are.
>>682816184
>You have to cook it to bring it to a point where it is technically not meat anymore.
well good. then I'm a vegan after all.
Cheese is not really milk anymore, an omlet is not really eggs anymore, and my steak is not meat anymore as long as it's well done I suppose...
>>682816758
My a weaboo?
>>682816460
I meant that I know being a vegan is good, but I'm not gonna do it.
>>682815657
>Implying that being vegan is something actually important, like taking care of our planet and lower our emissions, and not something retarded like feminism or fuck, being vegan.
Get fucked, by your bitch master, bitch. You are just preaching about stupid shit on a pedestal. Maybe instead you should ask your master to take some hits instead of taking it out on others.
Because I have type one diabetes and a diet without meat would be very difficult to have due to carb counting and meat being carb free and all.
>>682816789
Lmao truth!
>>682816789
Good point hahahahhaa
Szmeszno
>>682814219
Yes you are
Because I'm just not that stupid
>>682814739
Oh my god, i had no idea!
I should go and throw all of my food out and replace it with horribly expensive vegan products so that my actions will have absolutely no effect on the lives of these animals!
Because steak.
/Thread
>>682816863
I am the master you retard. AHHAHAHHA you're so fucking stupid that's funny. I won't argue with such retardation. Feminism is retarded, fuck off kid, I'm also a fascist. Veganism is genuinely the only right. You are butthurt because you are wrong.
Соверши САМОУБИЙСТВО, психопат
>>682814277
Actually, I'm pretty sure the process of paying someone else to do anything for you is the definition of an evolved society... It almost seems like vegans think that killing animals and eating meat was only ever done for fun. Be happy that you live in a world where you can be detached from the killing of animals for food, and still be capable of feeling love and compassion for animals. Don't let those two concepts conflict with eachother though... both are important to your wellbeing.
>>682811411
Because I like to eat meat.
But that argument is fucked, the paleo diet is a bullshit ahistorical fad, the bulk of the diet of our hunter-gatherer ancestors came from plant sources and most of their protein was from insects. Animal meat wasn't a regular thing by any means, they'd eat it when they had it but in between successful hunts they'd have to eat pretty much anything else they could find to get by because they had no way to preserve the meat.
>>682816799
>and my steak is not meat anymore as long as it's well done
then what the fuck is it then ? egg-plant salad ?
>>682811411
If you dont eat meat you will become a woman and a cuck. Getting your protein from soy based products reduces your testosterone and raises your estrogen.
I mean im all for killing the human race, but to make it a slow process of turning all men into women and letting it writhe in pain is just gay
>>682811411
I just fuckin love meat and that's it. I will it because I want to and because it tastes great. Fuck your vegan shit. Also, my ancestors didn't fight their way to the top of the food pyramid for me to be a fuckin vegan.
>>682816646
sushi also has the raw fish on the rice you dipshit
i love this thread everyday.
kill yourselves.
>>682816780
In our minds, death and torture is not what we are committing or what is being committed when we purchase a steak at the supermarket. We are disconnected from the so-called "cruelty" so for most people it is not a relevant factor.
But while we're discussing cruelty, I know that bananas are a really popular food item among vegans and vegetarians because it gives them an opportunity to be proud that they're both doing their part to stop animal cruelty and also able to say "ha they say that vegan diets are expensive!"
But I guarantee you that none of them think about where those south american/african bananas were grown on farms where people are worked to death picking those bananas, paid almost fucking nothing, oftentimes using children as well. True human on human cruelty. But many vegans don't consider that and remain content that supporting human cruelty isn't NEARLY as bad as supporting animal cruelty.
Fucking twisted, if you ask me, but I suppose I'm biased in the matter.
That isn't to say that some vegans don't almost autistically source all of their food to make sure that it's from ethical producers, but I'd dare say that those people are in the vast minority, a small percentage of already relatively few vegans out there.
>>682817338
I enjoy eating meat. If I live 5-10 years less while eating what I want then thats fine.
The vegans I know say its for environmental reasons. Because the meat industry hurts the eco system. But the real cancer of the earth is mankind. We have to many fucking people. Thats why we shouldn't help Syrians not just because they are sandnigger scum but because we have too many people.
>>682817338
Go suck ass on dota 2 russian faggot, you're only a vegan because your country can't afford meat. Sounds to me like you should be the one to kill yourself.
>>682816588
I'm not eatring hundreds of pigs every day, I'm eating maybe one in year. Maybe a chicken every two weeks. A cow every 4 years. Probably have not eaten a whole deer in my entire life.
Don't have a dog but 3 rabbits. Would not eat them but that's because I have an emotional connection with them. But I would probably if i had to.
It's also scientifically proven that humans are more inteligent than bears. Doesn't stop the bear from trying to eat me if he can.
>>682817528
There are a lot of other sources of protein besides meat and soy. Most of the non-western world eats far less meat and they have far less fat encasing their organs as a result. A meat heavy diet is both unhealthy and unsustainable, although you should by no means remove meat entirely. Lean poultry in moderation is pretty alright.
>>682817338
>I am the master
Yeah, you're the masterb8er
>>682817629
Tl;dr
>OP is faggot
>>682817753
tl;dr vegans are like "wow animal cruelty so bad" but they buy bananas from producers that are cruel to humans and they're ok with that
>>682816843
Youre'reare a fucking retard.
>>682817726
>plenty of cock-meat
>>682811411
Cause assholes like you keep antagonizing them and driving them further into their patterns of behavior
>>682816184
>You have to cook it to bring it to a point where it is technically not meat anymore.
so if we cook meat then eat it that is OK because it isn't meat anymore
crisis averted
>>682817497
the fuck do I know I dd not bring up the retarded argument that cooked meat is not meat anymore I was just replying.
>>682817891
your're*
>>682817910
What?
>>682811411
Tried it
Gained weight
Nope
>>682817326
Agreed
/Thread
>>682817977
>You're*
Fucking pleb
>>682817910
>>682818026
Muh sides
>>682811411
Because i'm not a faggot
>>682817678
Yeah, but u r not the only one eating the meat.
And imagine all of the roidfags, eating as much meat as they can stuff in just so their biceps will grow. Yeah, shame on us, but its true. I must go
Why do you fucking idiots keep falling for this b8 every day?
>>682818135
>yoare're**
idiot
In order to produce enough vegetation to feed humanity we would have to convert most of the earths surface to farming. Farming non native plant species that would eradicate nayive flora and fauna. The waste and cost alone would nearly destroy the planet.
Eating less meat makes sense.
Eating meat produced my native species that can be farmed without having to destroy local vegetation makes sense.
Being vegan is retarded
I'm not vegan but I don't get the tooth argument. Gorillas have gigantic fangs but they eat plants and bugs
>>682818216
we're training for vegamagheddon
>>682818217
Yoare're*
Nigger
I have a great idea if we all become vegan we can easily slaughter all animals because who needs them when we got tofu to chew on!
>>682818217
>you'aeree
Cuck
>>682811411
Because I wasn't raised by dipshits to be a dipshit and eventually have dipshit children.
>>682816460
lmao you do realise that there is a diffrence between vegetarism and veganism right ?
>>682818342
They'll beat and tear the shit out of other animals if they get pissed off enough.
>>682817629
Well I guess those vegans are retarded and I've actually thought about it myself and generally what any vegan usually would say is that the cruelty of what happens there actually is not as much as how much the animals suffer (and its true) but generally from what I've heard even from a more radical stand is another vegan told me that those people, and I agree in part, are evil anyway and would commit more pain and suffering if they weren't banana pickrrs. Like Indians and their cruelty levels. Pedophilia and shit rampant with those beings.
You have a good point though obviously. That is HONESTLY the only point that gets to me, the hypocriticsm of the vegan is pathetic in a lot of ways.
Dzięki
>>682817629
banana farming also has a massive negative impact on wolf spiders
Sure - they are giant hairy spiders that horrify the shit out of me, but I dare any one of you vegan faggots to dismiss this and still feel good about your stance on animal cruelty...
fucking complete illogical mess
>>682817952
kek'd
>>682818415
you'm're'aeiou't!!!
>>682818598
So where is your point? He said vegan. Vegan eats only plants. Kys kiddo
>>682815860
imho there shouldnt be pets in the first place. its just another form of personal amusement and narcissism. leave some areas of the world untouched let animals roam there, like national parks where populations of animals can sustain themselves, no human intervention
>>682817677
Im not russian retard. I ONLY speak russian, my country is really wealthy where i am from.
>humans shouldn't eat meat they say
>>682817952
It still came from an animal. I expected this joke though haha
Всё равно >>682817975
>>682818342
Gorillas don't have fangs, they have large round blunted teeth, that mid as well be fangs to you, but are not. You actually have sharp teeth, or at least your species does.
>>682818840
>rich in isotopes
>>682811411
becouse i dont belive in your morals, and i dont care about them either.
>>682818840
>Admits to sucking ass at dota 2
Alright mexican shitstain
>>682818789
You're retarded, correct?
>>682818918
>they're not omnivorous they say
>>682818623
I think there is an ethical argument to be made about how even uncharistmatic species deserve to exist and there is definitely a rational argument about the importance of such species for biodiversity and the stability of an environment's food chain and equilibrium.
>>682818191
no I'm not, I'm "sharing".
Does not change the fact that my net meat consumption is really not that high.
>I must go
Yeah go cry in your salad and then stop sucking your masters cock. He's just a dude that knows how to kick stuff and tries to wrap it in mumbojumbo to look important
>>682819133
Go watch a movie called earthlings, if you still don't care kill yourself or serk medical attention.
Ты пидорас кстати
>>682819173
Are you? Where is your point?
>>682818811
>having a dog is narcissism
Ridiculous
>>682819194
Baboons are vicious filthy bastard monkeys that should be killed on sight.
>>682819194
>you'll live longer without meat they say
>>682819118
I don't understand, I'm not Slavic btw. I speak Russian because my family lived in Novgorod Nd Białystok, I'm Norwegian and German by blood (maybe some polish or something far back or rape)
>>682818616
>another vegan told me that those people, and I agree in part, are evil anyway and would commit more pain and suffering if they weren't banana pickrrs
That's like me saying that if I didn't kill the cattle that became my food that it could have escaped and gored some innocent vegan with its horns or something.
Moving into the realm of what-ifs is idiotic, because something that we'd expect to be "good" could potentially turn out to be harmful to something or someone, and vice-versa.
The fact is that cruelty is cruelty and condemning one form because "we're all equal beings" or some bullshit but saying that another form is justifiable because "they would be bad anyway" is nothing short of hypocrisy. Whoever told you that is an idiot.
>>682819194
They have completely different biology, look at their omnivorous teeth, how their jaws go up and down, but for human ours go left and right and up and down and we have small weak teeth.
Плохо
>>682819331
that's redbut-american , you racist bastard
>>682819378
>WHY CANT YOU BE LIKE OUR PRIMATE COUSINS AND BE HERBIVOROUS THEY SAY
>>682819161
I'm purely Germanic. Also I don't play dota. Fag
>>682818840
Poor Russian faggot detected. Go put on your best track suit, Vlad. Mir scheißegal.
>>682819724
that pic is gold , that face
>sir , are you aware that meat is bad and it makes you evil ?
>tfw
>>682818811
All of the feral animals and dogs in the parts of the world where humans exist aren't just going to disappear. What are we going to do, round them up and spend billions to transport them onto some big reserve in africa or something? Cull them all?
Do you think that this matter would even be considered remotely pressing enough by comparison to become a priority by any world government?
I suppose that if it wasn't you'd just chalk it up to them being evil carnivores or something.
>>682819928
Haha I should get my slave to read that German for me. I'm not a Slav.
>>682811411
I like how the vegan here is depicted as a self-righteous superior bitch. Why depict yourself as a snobbish twat?
>>682819654
Onlu because we started cooking our food and eating soups and stews. Processed foods haven't helped a lot either
>>682819454
>or rape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OP IST A RAPE BABY!!
>>682819654
that's because we cook our food you retard! we break the long molecules down by cooking the food and save energy that way. Energy that we can than use to build and sustain our brains instead of having to cary massive intestines around like the mostly herbivore gorillas who have to eat constantly.
>>682820030
nigga if you do that , they'll get eaten by lions and shit
>>682814454
OK so you were going really strong there in the first half, then took a dive off mount Everest down into the Marianas Trench. First off, cows and other farm animals aren't hunted, they're FARMED. Meaning we grow them in controlled conditions, and naturally, their populations wouldn't be as high because we wouldn't be breeding them in large numbers. There are also natural predators, like wolves to deer and lions to gazelles. Cows also don't produce enough methane to actually affect global climate change. Also, why the fuck would farmers grow crops for wild cows? Do you seriously think humans are the only reason wild animals are able to feed themselves? Farmers wouldn't feed the cows, the already large population (assuming the cows were just let go instead of the farmers stopping breeding them and slaughtering the stock when it's matured) would just die off and numbers would return to their natural state. We also wouldn't clear-cut forests for Fucking cows to roam... and we certainly wouldn't give up our own space for legions of cows you think would be around... if growing brain cells was a thing, I would put you first in line.
>>682820092
Says the rape baby.
>>682820235
Fuck you right
So we can send them to russia or some shit no lions there right?
>>682819694
Baboons are native to Africa though. They're like raccoons except smarter, faster, stronger, more aggressive and with big sharp teeth.
I'm a meat eater. I was born this way. I'm just not attracted to the idea of eating plants. Even it is "right" according to you. I am unhappy and malnourished when I switch to a plant based diet.
Again I was born this way, just like you were born to take dick you raging faggothomo. Call me!
>>682812484
funny how there are actually more cases of sudden health complications involved with people following a vegan diet than there have been with people eating meat in the last 15 years since the data has been recorded
>>682811411
Because it tastes fucking good and I like pissing off vegetarian faggots like you
>>682812682
>you aren't an omnivore
OP shitnigger has proven that he's either a fucking vegan lizardman or a stupid faggot that should go back to 9fag
>TFW i get proteins to evolve into a entirely new being while vegans will stay behind
HEY EVERYONE I FOUND OPS OTHER THREAD!!!
>>682812623
That looks kind of brutal, but honestly at such a high speed I doubt they felt much if anything.
>>682814277
Kek, this fag don't like to kill and eat anything because it hurts his feels. Mate, you need to grow up and sprout same balls, we kill for food and we eat meat. But that does not mean that we can't eat some greens from time to time. But only eating fucking plants because you are a pussy is just dumb and you need to kill yourself.
I don't know whether this is my favorite thread at the moment or if I should close clover and go to bed.
>>682816780
Death and torture? Really dude? Farm animals don't really give two shits if their life is exciting, so keeping them on a farm isn't really a big deal. And yes I know the fucked up food system right now and I don't approve of it, but I'm not going to cry over cows and chickens and starve myself of sufficient proteins
>inb4 you can get proteins from non meat products
They're not all of the types or the right types of proteins your body needs, because protein is not one specific thing
>>682811411
By the way, plants also express emotions on their own way.
You lettuce eaters should be more considerate of their pain by stop eating at all and die of starvation.
>>682820308
Then they would be eaten by bears......
>>682820278
well left alone pretty much all cows would be dead within a week because their udders would FUCKING EXPLODE!
The pigs would go wild on our crops, one of the main reason we hunt wild boars is because they try to eat our crops and destroy the soil. So we would have to shoot them too.
I'm pretty sure that the chickens would not make it long either because the females would soon die from simple malnutrition because they shit out an egg every couple of days, they are bred that way, if they are not eaten by predators because they can't fucking fly anymore!
>>682820901
suicide is veganism's ultimate answer
>no more meat
>no more animal cruelty
>no more health complications
>no more environmental damage
plus , if he hangs himself , the rope would be 100% organic fiber
Meat looks good and tastes good, it's simple.
Op here
>tfw not a vegan
>tfw you idiots take this bait everyday
>tfw you'll fall for it again tomorrow
>TFW vegans and peta want to abuse sheep by not sheering them
>>682818174
Your battery is shit for decreasing every minute
>Why am I not a vegan
>mmmm...
Because I'm not a sheep who follows trenes that obviously are harmfull.
I have common sense
Also meat trastes FUCKING AMAZING and I couldn't give less of a shit about cattle
>>682816070
Holy fuck, I really hope this is bait because if you are actually this fucking retarded you should seriously consider ending your life. This isn't a joke either, actually kill yourself if this was a real thought you had.
>>682811411
Sorry, I'd rather enjoy my life
>>682815778
You forgot this:
(You)
>>682811411
It's just plain irresponsible and wrong to try and stop such a cheap and plentiful food source when there are people starving in this world.
This is so tumblr, holy shit.
Poor Geico spokesman is actually giving reasons and this bitch is just "This guy is soooo dumb amirite?"
>>682816070
>being this retarded
>>682816646
oh, that fucking level of fedora
>>682816070
>DNA
Beef is the bane of all mankind, that is if Asia or Africa starts eating the way Americans do.
isn't using bait against vegan ideology?
>>682821453
>le i was merely pretending faec
You're still a retard yo.
>>682821715
Not really. I was using it as a hotspot and blasting music with the screen brightness all the way up while doing that.
>>682821643
because sheep didn't exist before humans could sheer them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFyzOP7OKrc
>>682816184
Cows can be eaten raw
>>682815498
turns out just shooting them works better than biting a deer to death
>>682822206
>what is selective breeding over thousands of years
im not of the opinion that death, in and of itself, is a bad thing. when a human dies, its sad because we miss them and its sad because of lost opportunities, especially if it was a young human
but animals have no sense of the future and their lives dont really develop socially, they are in a constant state of simply eating, sleeping, living, and furthermore they are usually quick to forget their fallen fellows (not always true, but true for cows, pigs and chickens at any rate) so the overall suffering involved with an animal dying is pretty low
however the real tragedy of meat-eating is not the deaths of the animals but their fucked up lives, filled with pain and fear
nothing wrong with eating meat in the abstract, but supporting the meat industry as it currently exists is unequivocally immoral
morals are kinda whatever and i dont personally spend much time worrying about being moral, but thats not really 4chan's attitude, in recent times you've gone full moralfag (muh degeneracy) so its pretty embarrassing that these same people are so blase about the grand scale animal suffering going on
eat all the meat you want just accept that you've relinquished the right to argue from a moral high ground
I'm mostly vegan. I do eat meat here and there, but in general I get most of my protein from beans, rice, soy etc... Zero milk or cheese, my stomach cant handle that shit. It's mostly just in some formal/social gatherings where meat meals are served, as I have zero interest in explaining myself to anyone. Don't confuse this behaviour with breaking under pressure, it's just my way of handling things. Just one of the many things about myself I prefer to keep kind of out of the public. Plus, I find many vegans extremely arrogant and annoying, having some leeway with my eating enables me to distance myself from those fuckwits in public without embarrassing myself by being associated with them... haters gonna hate
Because i like chocolate milk
>>682811411
because im not an insufferable twat
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>>682816184
We dont have to cook it, just like you dont have to wash your hands before a meal, but we do it anyways because it makes it less likely that we walk around with parasites like many carnivores do. However, if you can find a trustworthy farmer you can definitely have pic related, cunt. Also, have you never cooked vegetables?
>>682816588
>U aint eating ur dog right?
Dogs aren't being keep for meat because it is inviable.
There are NO FUCKING reason that you can't eat dog meat.
In Asia it is acceptable.
>>682822864
I'm ok with this, gg anon
>>682822864
> Don't confuse this behaviour with breaking under pressure
Perfect example of breaking under preassure
>>682813925
Underrated comment, just because you can leave without one food group doesn't mean you're designed to evade it, using this vegan fag logic against himself, bravo.
>>682816588
Dogs evolved to hunt and protect us, ultimately being our best buddies. Eating them is savagery. Pigs evolved to be or lunch meat, cowardly fat creatures, eating them is nature's intention.
Like I give a fuck if eating meat is a bad thing. If it offends you so much, then don't watch me eat.
>>682811411
because it's tasty. That is all the reason I need.
>>682822979
Raw veggies don't give you diseases
>>682823929
Unless they're already infected with some disease.
Kind of like raw meat.
>>682823534
it's OUR intention , we've outgrown the natural balance , we've discarded the natural order , nature is just a complication right now .
humans decide which animal lives and how and which dies
>>682811411
because im a carnivorous plant you insensitive shit
>>682811411
>amount of human societies that choose to be vegan: 1
>amount of human societies that eat meat: the rest
And it shouldn't be surprising that that one society is generally impoverished and malnourished.
The reasons you can eat a remotely healthy vegan diet is because of the excessive amount of food at our disposal, combined with all the chemical supplements made by GMO's produced by Monsanto in laboratories owned by Monsanto.
>>682811411
For the same reason that meat is fucking tasty. I'll murder to keep the right to have bacon.
>>682824285
OP confirmed racist towards carnivorous plants.
>CAPTCHA Salads
>kek
>>682811411
Because I don't like to use fallacy to prove my point
>>682824311
No society is vegan. There are strongly vegetarian cultures, but no vegan ones.
>>682812484
Nigger, I don't want to live this long.
>tfw when people are STILL taking the bait
>>682824833
Keep wasting your breath, vegans. What's funny is, vegans are usually liberals, and liberals are usually atheist. And atheists hate other people shoving their beliefs down their throat. (I don't need a source, you know it's fucking true.)
The fuckers that hate people telling them what to believe are the same ones that are telling you what to eat.
Goddam liberals are so fucking hypocritical. The extremes of both the left and right never cease to amaze me. Nobody is empathetic or considerate. Everyone is hell bent on forcing other people to live the way they believe.
Worry about your fucking self. There's a reason your mouth waters at the smell of a steak or cheeseburger. If you honestly believe human's weren't made to eat meat, you're an idiot. An idiot that probably believes in evolution but not that a human can evolve to consume meat.
>>682813495
Wat
>>682824913
This was already good
>sage
i'm not vegan because i'm waiting for faggot op to try and stop me....
>>682818811
Your humble opinion is wrong, you fucking asstwat.
>>682813343
stupid fucking cunt, slavery is part of a social system, and has nothing to do with biology or evolution. apples & oranges
>>682813577 actually, yes I do, and you probably should, too. Our brains evolved to the point where they are now because we consumed foods high in protein and nutrients such as meat. Plants do not have such a density of nutrients
Also, you can eat lean meats such as poultry and fish without getting the negative side effects of consuming such heavier red meats like beef
