Waifu claiming thread
oh shit, my sides have reached the stratosphere!
I know that one tough! kek
Good night Yuuko~
Wouldn't worry about it too much. My word choice is odd sometimes.
>If dub, cleaning edition.
Does anyone have my drunk story saved?
No, haven't I explained you yet? It's been decided it will be a single player puzzle platformer where you play as a creature that uses tendrils to grapple and pull himself and objects around to solve puzzles. I uploaded a bunch of drafts and sketches but maybe you overlooked them
Farewell unknown waifu
> I act first then think.
He's my kind of guy
It's fairly new
mandatory cc claim
fuck all kazuki
my toe has not changed
and i feel my workers are normies (other than the tattoo's, and the goth chick)
how's life treatin ya
Hey its my favorite mage. How are you doing today?
just call me cc-fag
its what everyone does
what would you like to be referred as
New memes are always good memes.
I only have some depressing screenshots
>He's my kind of guy
Not only yours!
Heard that Phoenix? You're already popular here
No car haggling or work today, Miho?
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is arguably better than the original.
Perhaps. Who knows? It'll remain a mystery until a triangle reveals itself.
Rikka~ I'm downloading Overwatch so I'm doing great! What about you?
Are you new or have I just not noticed you before?
What's up Mugi?
Dude she's thick af
Feels irl. Especially when my mouth is parched
Playing sunset overdrive while waiting overwatch beta to finish install. You?
>just call me cc-fag or cc Will do.
>what would you like to be referred as
Anything, I don't really mind.
>Heard that Phoenix?You're already popular here
I wouldn't say popular, maybe slightly known?
I finally decided to listen to Butthole Surfers today
They're pretty alright
I don't know how to feel about Primus
Im being fat and lazy eating cheese nips. But i did help my friend sister move some more stuff today. Also its to cold and windy out to pull the trans out of my other car.
Oh it has been just fine
Quit my job recently and now im just trying to enjoy whats left
I'm still pretty new myself
Nice thick waifu though 10/10
I'm pretty tired, I took a nap yesterday and woke up at 1 am so I stayed up the entire night. Then I had an emotional breakdown and was busy coding the rest of the day. You any good with coding?
I.. I don't know any of those artists whatsoever. Am I missing out?
Im popular? I just respond to anyone and we converse from there. Thanks though
Global Assault Leviathan Keeping Order (G.A.L.K.O) unit detected.
Greetings. How are things?
"Horse in a storm drain waiting for children to pass by" soon?
Well at least you had some excersize before diving into the world of cheese nips. You shouldn't let trans people sleep in your car, no matter how sad they are. Either bring them in, or tell them to get a job.
Pic one m8
I'll just call you Phoenix anon or Phoenix
>Probably the only one who's husbando has the same sex as the anon
not bad tbh
Waddup Mugi? Still on the fence about Primus I see
Oh youre downloading overwatch? PS4 or PC? Thats awesome! I hope you like it, I am doing alright just got the last book in the Scott Pilgrim series so excited to read it after work tonight!
imma call u
u know why
what job u gonna go for next?
I think they're both kind of obscure
Butthole Surfers made a song called Pepper that sounds a LOT like Loser by Beck and I found out that the South Park theme was made by Primus
>gonna try and teach my Dad this weekend
Hello. I just got back from work, trying to enjoy myself.
>off by one
Suu best girl
>tfw /waifu/ was a phoenix thread before phoenix came here
Combat Hellfire and Readily Armed (C.H.A.R.A) unit detected.
How are things?
That joke was so bad i getting up to go have a smoke now.
Aren't Spike and Dio's anons males though?
Its not me, its tenten, red, neo and overwatch combined in a salty mess.
Its quite entertaining acualy.
PC~ I never read any of the scott pilgrims books, would recommend?
Please be ok Galky are you sleep or bored? Maybe both?
Where is she from? My guess is a game right?
That sounds horrible!
Yup so we now have 3 husbandos itt
If you where the guy asking what left me un able to walk for a long time I had T-boned a semi and had a broken femur but the doctor got it to a point where I can use the leg again
I have enogh to survive till my end
Oho, I like that one
CombatHellfireAndReadilyArmed hehe, good one~
Things are going fine, reading some webtoon.
True, true... still rather rare I think
>Probably the only one who's husbando has the same sex as the anon
I thought that Dio was male..
Suu best girl from monster mosume.
I like that.
Hi Hand anon.
why survive when you can live
get a higher paying job for a fue months
just to give you an oomph for living
btw, what type of music do you like?
Question to bread, if any of you have played the Ace Attorney games, what is your favourite soundtrack? My would have to be the steel samurai theme.
Hey guys. Had a panic attack during my Calc exam. I'm going to take the second half of it tomorrow.
And Spike too. I'm bad with my memory. It's still rather rare tbh.
Ah, I don't really have a favourite... It fits the game and thus it's very good. But I can't choose...
Damn it, I would love to play with you. Yes I would totally recommend, really funny, great story, fantastic art and you can even get them in full color and they look great!
>not sound advice
Gomen, though. What brand?
Hand-Sama! I had heard you were back. How was the ban?
Doing well, thanks. And yourself, intel-convo anon?
I meant to include you.
Yeah, I read your post from the other thread.
You're a lucky fellow. And you can still use the leg? My, my, that's great, man.
Although you might not be as lucky as I imagine... How much money did this drain out of you?
Heyo Latin Blue, how's your day going?
Hey mom, busy with work lately I presume?
Hello beautiful, hope you're feeling better.
Heyo, man. What's up?
>How are you?
Hey Kyouko, you sleep well?
Hello, Gold. Not sick I hope, up to anything right now?
Sorry to hear that, Fran. I hope you're feeling better.
I'll check it out, thanks for the fresh tunes
Oh shit, hey hand-kun. I made that compilation you asked me to show you. Still interested?
High-Action Noble Keeper (H.A.N.D) unit detected.
Have a smug since I haven't played the games
Hey hand kun
If you say so dude
YOU FUCKING GOT THIS NIGGA
Ooohhhhhh. Holy fuck that's a great pic. I wonder how the horse got in there
I'm going good fellow autist. You?
i have cancer and i will die in aprox 4 months, so im just trying to enjoy everything thats left.
honestly i have no idea what i want to do now
Just a heads up - they're both a bit "different"
Fuck Fran, that's some stress you gotta deal with
Did you get a black out?
>smug for the smug queen
Holy shit! Don't worry Fran, you can still do it.
I am, thanks~
oh stop it with the smug face
>shows picture with back of emi
kinda, also got some drama
ill explain it when i RE-install steam in 10 mins
also i thought i was the dad, idk, im not paying attention
You don't need to know that.
Feeling apathetic. I have literally no reason to be sad or happy, my life is neutral right now with challenges ahead. Oh and I have a condition that I don't want to talk much but gives me severe mood swings as an adult, which is fun.
Just laying down, listening to some Radiohead. How are you?
Are you okay?
If anything I'm pretty happy now that I'm home.
You're a dirty console peasant?
>jk love ya
I'll probably buy the books whenever I find them. Otherwise I'll have to look online~
Good afternoon friends, I am here
Aizawa Nagisa claim
Just tired and a bit depressed, which I how I generally feel after them. I should cheer up in a little bit
I hope so
I just lock up and freeze
I am OK now, this happens sometimes. This was not a good one though
Different like Gorillaz different? Don't spoil it, I'll find out
Fuck, too late
no, i thought i would be the first one to see satan.
go get aids and give it to as many people as possible, though only do it in your last 2 weeks
It's probably the third time I've done that and you are the only one who noticed.
You get free lube.
Another day, another agonizing wait.
Not like Gorillaz different
I don't know how to explain it
Played first 3 games and now im on apollo justice.
but my ds broke so i cant play it untill i get an emulator or just fix it.
Probably anything from Trials and Tribulations.
Effective Mark Icarus (E.M.I) unit detected.
Still going at hypersonic speeds, I see.
Hey friend, how's your build going?
Hopefully the exam will go smoothly tomorow
I just love puns.
And thanks for the lube
Don't worry. You'll be able to do it. You're not some lazy guy like me
I know I know I just cant PC game, feels off to me
>love ya too
Totally worth it, you can find them at any Barns and Noble store, if you have one near ya. How good is your PC? Like is it a super good PC?
It sounds terrible.
How are you doing?
>never noticed that pun
>I feel stupid
>you can make it
Original cowboy killers, eh? Respect. Those and Lucky Strikes are history's greatest allies. Personally preferring Djarum Blacks atm.
Holy shit. And I thought I have had a bay few days.
Hey Juri. You should look into cryogenic freezing
That's the hope
You can't be that lazy, can you? You were making the huge burger monstrosity
Mainly pop music.
>I'm bad with my memory
I also have a horrible memory, can't remember anything for shit.
>Ah, I don't really have a favourite
I can understand that, there are a shit ton of good choices.
> What's up?
Not much, just posting on /b/
I never really liked that song, seemed a bit too slow for my taste.
>Hasn't played the games
>but my ds broke so i cant play it untill i get an emulator or just fix it.
I'd say get an emulator to play it.
Going great so far, didn't play yesterday though so no massive progress. Currently using all of the Morne set other than the helm, the knight's helm, and the greataxe. Assuming I play tonight, I'll go finish getting the stuff I need like Black Iron set and Black Knight g-axe. How're you?
Was slow going, glad to be back though. Love conversing with y'all.
How's your day going?
Hey, Akiko. Of course I'm still interested, go ahead and show me.
>Hope your day is going better
Heh, I like that. Sounds all militaristic (when in reality it's just a skele hand).
Heyo, smug. What you up to?
Glad to hear it, buddy. Hope you're relaxing right now.
Oh yeah, you were the dad. I have bad memory. Also, I notice your Steam keeps disappearing. Heh.
I'm sorry to hear that, man. Don't have anything to do that might peak your interest a bit? Also, it's fine if you don't want to talk about it, I understand. Always here to listen if you wanna talk about it though.
I have a friend who has Juvenile Arthritis. It's a shame, stressful stuff to live with. Hope your day gets better though, friend.
Nice, sounds relaxing. Glad to hear it, buddy.
I'm just relaxing right now, listening to some music as usual. Might go outside later today.
I hope you feel better soon, buddy. Sorry to hear your day's going like that, glad to see you here though.
Heyo, Juri. How's your day going?
Heh, same. Glad to hear you're relaxing.
GATHER AROUN Y'ALL
It's time for another one of Akiko's kitchen adventures
>be me, just now
>hungry as fuck because I forgot to eat this noon
>remember some pizza in the freeza
>Proscuitto, fuck yea
>Listen for voices, silence
>go to kitchen and turn on oven
>Got to freezer to get pizza
>I see the box is gone
>that's fine, space management and all
>i grab the pizza and notice something odd
>it's a motherfucking tuna pizza
>I check every other tray, it's the only pizza left
>mfw these faggots stole my proscuitto pizza and replaced it with a tuna pizza
Why do these faggots keep fucking me over like this?
Yesterday they replaced my pepper with a jar of Nutella and now this
This confuses me
That's good to hear my dude
Rape that test
I am spike
At least there is that. I'm happy for you, man. Glad that you got to walk away from that.
Are you still dealing with any legal ramifications or not?
part of me just thinks theyyre just fucking around with you and another half of me thinks theyre actually dicks
Console feels off to... I bought my PS4 only for Bloodborne kek
>Barns and Noble store
I don't even know what those are..
>How good is your PC?
I'd say it's a medium-high end build~
Noice! Hopefully the build will be worth it
>prepare to get estoc'd to death
That's my waifu m8
>nice taste tho
Not yet. Tomorrow.
I had a minor setback and have to do that shit tomorrow now.
>Cooking is more of a hobby
Yeah, I know how I got a scar... but I'm not sure when. Possible time I got it is when I was between 9 and 12 years old.
>Shit ton of good choices
Exactly! I love vidya ost and Ace attorney is great
Nutella instead of pepper is good... Nutella is worth more and the calories last you forever...
but motherfucking tuna pizza is the worst
will tell just give me some time as im cooking rn
save the dark prince's throne for me
NO REPLIES FOR HALF AN HOUR
That is an option, but it doesnt feel the same.
Thats why im waiting on the ds
Okay well here you go
Also I manipulated you into making me post this because earlier it really pissed some anon off
Shinao Bro if you're interested, I memorialised the support you showed me
All good. Hopefully this bitch that cheated on a test this Monday got kicked out. How are you hand kun? Keeping it smug I hope
What does tuna pizza taste like?
Ah yes, the first "Premium" cigarette. I didn't know they made an unfiltered version. I've only ever tried the filter and didn't find it that much more appealing than others. I'll have to try it filterless sometime.
First one wins
You can take the little price's one
Of course Hana! Gotta go fast!
How are you?
I'm okay, just a little bored
>Don't worry about the puns
>You only have to know that I love you
Slow as Mr Kudo. The fragrance of dark coffee is pretty good too, I just remembered that one
Its just a bookstore nothing to special haha I never played bloodeborne, never wanted to looked cool but I dont think I would like it
Thats sick my friend wants to build one.
Late, i know. Was AFK.
Glad you're feeling better now. Other than that, how're you?
Hello Alexhander. How're you today?
I'll bounce back, I always end up doing that
Your day any good? Aside for being unbanned?
Asshats. Kill one to make an example
Probably going to study a bit more later. I know most of it, it's just that the anxiety is killer
Sounds like a fun hobby though!
And, if you don't mind me asking, how was your first appointment with the brain doc?
I think a better question is: why do you continue to room with dudebros?
eh, I know how to counter rapier and estoc users, mainly because I also have a fencer pvp character as well. Thrusting swords can only get two consecutive hits in on a player before the player is given a break to roll away or attack, so A. don't let them touch you, and B. since I'll be using a heavy weapon, I'll just need to get halfway through the attack animation to activate hyper-armor that way I can't get staggered. Rinse and repeat.
They're one of the better nonfiltered cigarettes. Lucky Strikes are the best I've smoked, but they're short, Pall Malls are full sized. Camels are too dry, Wild Horses are difficult to come by, and the others taste like shit.
Feeling apathetic is not terrible, much better than being depressed after interpreting things how they aren't and munching on those judgements until I feel like im the worst person in existance. Im just feeling empty right now, I actually like it.
>Don't have anything to do that might peak your interest a bit?
Im interested in so many things I would like to do that I can't pick one to do and end up sinking my free time here, I hate myself for this...
Damn health conditions giving you extra difficulty to life, as if it wasn't hard enough by itself.
>Hope your day gets better though, friend.
That will depend mostly on another person, but knowing that does make it better, thanks!
Oh and just seeing you post here and be able to reply to everyone like that cheers me up, its amazing.
It's not. I'm about to get up and start it, though haha. And it's good to have you back.
You shouldn't think too hard about it, Shinoa, they'll come for us
>horse are true illuminati
On another note, no, you're not part of the military. You're actually the oldest of the peacekeeping units, directing V.I.G.I.L and R.O.R.Y as their leader.
>It's 6 AM
>Been awake since 4 AM
>Have to get up at 7 AM
>Have to do community service at 9 AM
I know how you feel.
Glad to hear it.
Coming here and posting/lurking actually does help keep my mind off of it.
>It's not an exaggeration when I say it's torture for me
Maybe you could help me out? I've been wanting to just sit at the bottom of a frozen lake for 3 months but I'm not too sure how that'll go in the long run, living-wise.
>Fuck you talk to A LOT of people
I'm off from work, trying to pass the time without losing my marbles. Sounds like you're having a nice relaxing day yourself, good to see.
>Tfw your posts are completely unlike what your waifu would say
I shared a house with some folks that would eat anything that didn't need a lot of time to cook. They once ate four pounds of thick cut peppered bacon that I bought.
To each their own~
Hpefully his case will fit the GPU he wants to use
Nice~ I'm a PVE scrub so I wouldn't know these things. I'll keep that in mind if I ever get invaded
My main hobby is still building a games collection.
But yeah, cooking is nice... also it's knowledge I'll always need
Holy shit akiko
Never knew you had so much shit going on too!
>then again, everyone on /b/ has some shit going on
It's okay though, you can pull through it.
At this point I'm not even sure if they're fucking with me or if they are genuinely arrogant pricks. They're richfag dumbfucks who can't cook for themselves so I give them the benefit of the doubt
That's true but also besides the point. They always do petty shit like this. I needed my pepper.
Like a really shitty pizza with tuna on it
I'm gonna leave a tuna's head in one of their beds
I know bro, but I made this comp more for myself. I was really moved by all the support I got from you guys and I didn't want that to just 404. Regrettably I missed a lot of reactions
I avoid them at all costs and they think I'm shy. I live with 11 people, each in a seperate room but only 1 kitchen. I don't go down there when I hear noise so I usually eat around 11 pm
>Why do these faggots keep fucking me over like this?
>Yesterday they replaced my pepper with a jar of Nutella and now this
>replaced pepper with Nutella
Are you sure that they just don't hate you?
>but it doesnt feel the same.
I know what you mean, played Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney on an emulator and then got Ace Attorney Trilogy for DS.
>The fragrance of dark coffee is pretty good too
I would have to agree with you on that.
One of my favourites from Trials and Tribulations.
I have been operating prior to H.A.N.D's creation. A mistake has been made.
now that i know that then they HAVE to be pricks
thats how it works right? :^)
I've always found some weird edge in Camel that I didn't like. "Dry" is a good term for it. I've never tried Wild Horses, but we sell them at the multiple locations that I work at. Lucky Strikes are the hardest to come by in my area. The only place I know of that sells them is the cigar club about an hour away. But wait, I said I'd give up smoking. Hm...
Well first he has to save up the money for it haha but yeah I hope he does too.
Bit sad, powerless really. I'll be much better tomorrow, I promise
How are you and the babies today?
Best to freeze the whole body as quick as you can, and under pressure to prevent damage to nerves and capillaries. Probably to much of a hassle for just 3 months though
Yeah, I can sorta cook some. Mostly just simple stir fries and some baking though
Sounds like a plan
You'll probably go to sleep soon tomorrow or take a nap. Be positive!
>I know how you feel.
The smug is strong today...
Sup bestbro? How are you today?
Don't know whay anxiety is like lmao sounds terrible ; _;
How's it going tiny alien girl?
You're welcome dude
But not as much as canned peaches huh?
>Do you really need to cry about everything?
Nah, I just do it to spite him
Aren't we all?
I wouldn't be surprised if they'd actually do this
Most of these guys are so clueless, I doubt they could even boil water
Could very well be, but they keep inviting me, telling me I don't have to be shy and I see them act like idiots in everyday household chores so I grant them the benefit of the doubt
Not necessarily, there are at least 2 guys I can stand who take care of themselves. These poor sods gotta cook for the whole bunch too
This is the Biological Attack Incursion Tech unit, otherwise known as B.A.I.T. It's the most common and easiest weapon to use in the world, with it's true purpose unknown to all but the owner of the weapon
While in large supply, this weapon is actually very easy to dodge - if you're smart enough.
Hmm. Oh, it says here H.A.N.D WAS your leader, but that unit has been put out of commission temporarily due to certain directives being breached.
However, it seems that unit has been cleared of any wrongdoing, and has returned ready for duty.
Yeah, heavy weapons like great hammers, great axes, and ultra greatswords have a hidden hyperarmor stat that is basically infinite poise and pretty decent damage resistance, that kicks in halfway through said heavy weapon's attack animation. So as long as you get halfway through the animation, you're guaranteed to not get staggered.
It is going, slept in today but whatever. Gonna go to the store for lunch and actual grocery shopping soon, after I laze around for a little bit. How're you?