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>Insult
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<3
Shinoa claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q8nGnls1Ow
>>682810601
Hi anon.
>>682811085
>Nice to meet you
Same here.
>claim
>>682810978
>swallow
oh shit, my sides have reached the stratosphere!
>>682811112
I know that one tough! kek
>>682811183
Good night Yuuko~
>Chara claimed
Miho claimed
Im being lazy today.
Best mage claimed~
>>682810179
Wouldn't worry about it too much. My word choice is odd sometimes.
>Shizuru get!
>If dub, cleaning edition.
Akiko claimed
Does anyone have my drunk story saved?
>>682810179
No, haven't I explained you yet? It's been decided it will be a single player puzzle platformer where you play as a creature that uses tendrils to grapple and pull himself and objects around to solve puzzles. I uploaded a bunch of drafts and sketches but maybe you overlooked them
>>682810355
Farewell unknown waifu
>>682810449
> I act first then think.
He's my kind of guy
>>682810830
It's fairly new
>>682811260
mandatory cc claim
>>682810954
fuck all kazuki
my toe has not changed
and i feel my workers are normies (other than the tattoo's, and the goth chick)
how's life treatin ya
Claimed
Rikka claimed.
>>682811455
Hey its my favorite mage. How are you doing today?
>>682811528
I want a piece of this action.
I'll last more then 30 seconds easily.
>>682811405
please
just call me cc-fag
or cc
its what everyone does
what would you like to be referred as
>>682811263
Hand-Kun, Ruby, Stocking, Kagami, Emi, Smug queen, Koko - Plenty of poplar anons.
>>682811476
New memes are always good memes.
I only have some depressing screenshots
>He's my kind of guy
Not only yours!
>>682811405
Heard that Phoenix? You're already popular here
So what's up guys??
>>682811700
Froggo is p chill too
Claim.
>>682811422
No car haggling or work today, Miho?
>>682811032
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is arguably better than the original.
>>682811085
Perhaps. Who knows? It'll remain a mystery until a triangle reveals itself.
>>682811570
Rikka~ I'm downloading Overwatch so I'm doing great! What about you?
>>682811422
Im lazy whole day, everyday.
>>682811706
Are you new or have I just not noticed you before?
>>682811776
What's up Mugi?
>>682811260
H.A.N.A.K.O unit, ready for deployment.
>>682811956
Fairly new here! How are you?
>>682811357
Dude she's thick af
>>682811183
Bye yuuko
>>682811460
Feels irl. Especially when my mouth is parched
>>682811668
Hello
>>682811706
Playing sunset overdrive while waiting overwatch beta to finish install. You?
>>682811811
Sooooon
>>682811690
>just call me cc-fag or cc Will do.
>what would you like to be referred as
Anything, I don't really mind.
>>682811702
>Heard that Phoenix?You're already popular here
I wouldn't say popular, maybe slightly known?
>>682811956
I'm alright
I finally decided to listen to Butthole Surfers today
They're pretty alright
I don't know how to feel about Primus
>>682811700
>
>>682811811
Im being fat and lazy eating cheese nips. But i did help my friend sister move some more stuff today. Also its to cold and windy out to pull the trans out of my other car.
>>682811480
Oh it has been just fine
Quit my job recently and now im just trying to enjoy whats left
>>682812254
ay lamo
>>682812119
>
Sounds like a fun time.
>>682812254
Hi Galko.
>>682812036
I'm still pretty new myself
Nice thick waifu though 10/10
I'm pretty tired, I took a nap yesterday and woke up at 1 am so I stayed up the entire night. Then I had an emotional breakdown and was busy coding the rest of the day. You any good with coding?
>>682812203
I.. I don't know any of those artists whatsoever. Am I missing out?
>>682812254
>always here
>>682811700
Im popular? I just respond to anyone and we converse from there. Thanks though
Time for some more overwatch
>>682812254
Global Assault Leviathan Keeping Order (G.A.L.K.O) unit detected.
Greetings. How are things?
Ts3 is so salty
>>682812119
"Horse in a storm drain waiting for children to pass by" soon?
>>682812209
Well at least you had some excersize before diving into the world of cheese nips. You shouldn't let trans people sleep in your car, no matter how sad they are. Either bring them in, or tell them to get a job.
>>682812196
>Phoenix
>Slightly known
Pic one m8
I'll just call you Phoenix anon or Phoenix
>Probably the only one who's husbando has the same sex as the anon
not bad tbh
Claimed
>>682812583
Thats because you're there.
>>682812203
Waddup Mugi? Still on the fence about Primus I see
>>682811860
Oh youre downloading overwatch? PS4 or PC? Thats awesome! I hope you like it, I am doing alright just got the last book in the Scott Pilgrim series so excited to read it after work tonight!
>>682812196
imma call u
objectiv-fag
u know why
>>682812345
what job u gonna go for next?
>>682812494
Indeed you are.
>>682812463
I think they're both kind of obscure
Butthole Surfers made a song called Pepper that sounds a LOT like Loser by Beck and I found out that the South Park theme was made by Primus
>>682812352
Ayy
>gonna try and teach my Dad this weekend
>kill me
>>682811700
>not poplar
>>682812409
Hi.
>>682812463
>always
>>682812568
Hello. I just got back from work, trying to enjoy myself.
>>682812665
>off by one
Finally
Suu best girl
>>682812641
>tfw /waifu/ was a phoenix thread before phoenix came here
>>682812641
Combat Hellfire and Readily Armed (C.H.A.R.A) unit detected.
How are things?
>>682812618
That joke was so bad i getting up to go have a smoke now.
>>682812641
Aren't Spike and Dio's anons males though?
>>682812736
Its not me, its tenten, red, neo and overwatch combined in a salty mess.
Its quite entertaining acualy.
>>682812747
PC~ I never read any of the scott pilgrims books, would recommend?
>>682812254
Please be ok Galky are you sleep or bored? Maybe both?
>>682812374
Where is she from? My guess is a game right?
>>682812618
That sounds horrible!
>>682812785
Thanks vigil
>>682812976
Yup so we now have 3 husbandos itt
Obligatory claim.
>>682812785
If you where the guy asking what left me un able to walk for a long time I had T-boned a semi and had a broken femur but the doctor got it to a point where I can use the leg again
>>682812766
Probuably nothing
I have enogh to survive till my end
>>682813160
sup son
>>682812891
>PunPunPun
>>682812930
Oho, I like that one
CombatHellfireAndReadilyArmed hehe, good one~
Things are going fine, reading some webtoon.
>>682812976
True, true... still rather rare I think
>>682813160
hello handsome
>>682812641
>Probably the only one who's husbando has the same sex as the anon
I thought that Dio was male..
>>682812665
>One off
Suu best girl from monster mosume.
>>682812766
>objectiv-fag
I like that.
>>682813160
Hi Hand anon.
>>682813160
Obligatory handshake.
>>682813160
Hey there Hand-kun.
Dubs are my waifu but they never notice me
Fuck of weebs 4chan is a place for intelligent discussion and debate not dumb memes and autistic memes /a/ ruined this site
Anyway how are you guys doing
>>682813289
>survive
why survive when you can live
get a higher paying job for a fue months
just to give you an oomph for living
>>682813331
btw, what type of music do you like?
Question to bread, if any of you have played the Ace Attorney games, what is your favourite soundtrack? My would have to be the steel samurai theme.
>>682813160
Hello poplar.
>>682813093
I'm fine.
>don't worry
Hey guys. Had a panic attack during my Calc exam. I'm going to take the second half of it tomorrow.
>>682813331
And Spike too. I'm bad with my memory. It's still rather rare tbh.
>>682813660
Ah, I don't really have a favourite... It fits the game and thus it's very good. But I can't choose...
>>682813068
Damn it, I would love to play with you. Yes I would totally recommend, really funny, great story, fantastic art and you can even get them in full color and they look great!
>>682812957
>bad joke
>not sound advice
Gomen, though. What brand?
>>682813093
>pic related
>>682813160
Hand-Sama! I had heard you were back. How was the ban?
>>682813568
Doing well, thanks. And yourself, intel-convo anon?
>Mirai
>>682812882
I meant to include you.
>>682813169
Yeah, I read your post from the other thread.
You're a lucky fellow. And you can still use the leg? My, my, that's great, man.
Although you might not be as lucky as I imagine... How much money did this drain out of you?
>>682813282
Heyo Latin Blue, how's your day going?
>>682813307
Hey mom, busy with work lately I presume?
>>682813314
Hello beautiful, hope you're feeling better.
>>682813331
Heyo, man. What's up?
>>682813355
Obligatory pat.
>How are you?
>>682813363
Hey Kyouko, you sleep well?
>>682813687
Hello, Gold. Not sick I hope, up to anything right now?
>>682813771
Sorry to hear that, Fran. I hope you're feeling better.
>>682812815
I'll check it out, thanks for the fresh tunes
>>682813160
Oh shit, hey hand-kun. I made that compilation you asked me to show you. Still interested?
>>682813314
>
>>682813568
>shit copypasta/10
>>682813771
Shit fran, hope you're alright now
>>682813160
High-Action Noble Keeper (H.A.N.D) unit detected.
Welcome back.
I'm back
>>682813660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCEvJZb0SWs
>>682813660
Have a smug since I haven't played the games
>>682813160
Hey hand kun
>>682813687
If you say so dude
>>682813771
YOU FUCKING GOT THIS NIGGA
>>682813913
Ooohhhhhh. Holy fuck that's a great pic. I wonder how the horse got in there
>>682813568
I'm going good fellow autist. You?
>>682813641
Fine.
i have cancer and i will die in aprox 4 months, so im just trying to enjoy everything thats left.
honestly i have no idea what i want to do now
>>682813933
>How much money did this drain out of you?
Quite a bit im just glad I had insurance otherwise id be in a cardboard box right now
>>682813961
Just a heads up - they're both a bit "different"
>>682813687
Good luck
>>682813771
Fuck Fran, that's some stress you gotta deal with
Did you get a black out?
>>682814118
>smug for the smug queen
>>682813771
Holy shit! Don't worry Fran, you can still do it.
>hugs
>>682813949
I am, thanks~
>>682813961
oh stop it with the smug face
>>682814051
>I'm back
>shows picture with back of emi
>PUNPUNPUN
>>682813913
Red 100s
>>682813949
kinda, also got some drama
ill explain it when i RE-install steam in 10 mins
also i thought i was the dad, idk, im not paying attention
>>682814118
You don't need to know that.
>>682813949
Feeling apathetic. I have literally no reason to be sad or happy, my life is neutral right now with challenges ahead. Oh and I have a condition that I don't want to talk much but gives me severe mood swings as an adult, which is fun.
>>682814051
Hey qt.
>>682813949
Just laying down, listening to some Radiohead. How are you?
>>682813933
It's fine.
>>682813771
Are you okay?
>>682814118
If anything I'm pretty happy now that I'm home.
>>682813902
You're a dirty console peasant?
>jk love ya
I'll probably buy the books whenever I find them. Otherwise I'll have to look online~
Good afternoon friends, I am here
Aizawa Nagisa claim
>>682813949
>>682813966
Just tired and a bit depressed, which I how I generally feel after them. I should cheer up in a little bit
>>682814118
>>682814227
I hope so
>>682814215
I just lock up and freeze
>>682814379
I am OK now, this happens sometimes. This was not a good one though
>>682814211
Different like Gorillaz different? Don't spoil it, I'll find out
>>682814227
Fuck, too late
>>682814190
no, i thought i would be the first one to see satan.
go get aids and give it to as many people as possible, though only do it in your last 2 weeks
>>682814227
>PUNPUNPUN
It's probably the third time I've done that and you are the only one who noticed.
You get free lube.
>>682814379
<3
Another day, another agonizing wait.
>
>>682814379
Hello Galko.
>>682813949
Greetings, Hand.
>>682814536
Not like Gorillaz different
I don't know how to explain it
>>682813660
>games
Played first 3 games and now im on apollo justice.
but my ds broke so i cant play it untill i get an emulator or just fix it.
>soundtrack
hard question.
Probably anything from Trials and Tribulations.
>>682814051
Effective Mark Icarus (E.M.I) unit detected.
Still going at hypersonic speeds, I see.
>>682814461
Hey friend, how's your build going?
>>682814519
Hopefully the exam will go smoothly tomorow
>>682814666
I just love puns.
And thanks for the lube
>>682814519
Don't worry. You'll be able to do it. You're not some lazy guy like me
>>682814620
i guess thats a thing to add to the list
>>682814409
I know I know I just cant PC game, feels off to me
>love ya too
Totally worth it, you can find them at any Barns and Noble store, if you have one near ya. How good is your PC? Like is it a super good PC?
>>682814519
It sounds terrible.
>>682814666
How are you doing?
>never noticed that pun
>I feel stupid
>>682814676
Hey Juri.
>you can make it
>stay strong
>>682814262
Original cowboy killers, eh? Respect. Those and Lucky Strikes are history's greatest allies. Personally preferring Djarum Blacks atm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtExSE2oOZs
>>682814190
Holy shit. And I thought I have had a bay few days.
>>682814676
Hey Juri. You should look into cryogenic freezing
>>682814899
That's the hope
>>682814905
You can't be that lazy, can you? You were making the huge burger monstrosity
>>682815093
I smoke Pall Mall nonfiltered.
Remember to KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
>>682813771
Sounds bad.
>>682813641
Mainly pop music.
>>682813801
>I'm bad with my memory
I also have a horrible memory, can't remember anything for shit.
>Ah, I don't really have a favourite
I can understand that, there are a shit ton of good choices.
>>682813949
> What's up?
Not much, just posting on /b/
>>682814051
I never really liked that song, seemed a bit too slow for my taste.
>>682814118
>Hasn't played the games
>
>>682814741
>but my ds broke so i cant play it untill i get an emulator or just fix it.
I'd say get an emulator to play it.
>>682814899
Going great so far, didn't play yesterday though so no massive progress. Currently using all of the Morne set other than the helm, the knight's helm, and the greataxe. Assuming I play tonight, I'll go finish getting the stuff I need like Black Iron set and Black Knight g-axe. How're you?
>>682811260http://www.strawpoll.me/10134397
>>682813913
Was slow going, glad to be back though. Love conversing with y'all.
How's your day going?
>>682813961
Hey, Akiko. Of course I'm still interested, go ahead and show me.
>Hope your day is going better
>>682814015
Heh, I like that. Sounds all militaristic (when in reality it's just a skele hand).
>>682814118
Heyo, smug. What you up to?
>>682814227
Glad to hear it, buddy. Hope you're relaxing right now.
>>682814327
Oh yeah, you were the dad. I have bad memory. Also, I notice your Steam keeps disappearing. Heh.
>drama
>curious hands
>>682814345
I'm sorry to hear that, man. Don't have anything to do that might peak your interest a bit? Also, it's fine if you don't want to talk about it, I understand. Always here to listen if you wanna talk about it though.
I have a friend who has Juvenile Arthritis. It's a shame, stressful stuff to live with. Hope your day gets better though, friend.
>>682814379
Nice, sounds relaxing. Glad to hear it, buddy.
I'm just relaxing right now, listening to some music as usual. Might go outside later today.
>>682814519
I hope you feel better soon, buddy. Sorry to hear your day's going like that, glad to see you here though.
>>682814676
Heyo, Juri. How's your day going?
>>682815354
Heh, same. Glad to hear you're relaxing.
GATHER AROUN Y'ALL
It's time for another one of Akiko's kitchen adventures
>be me, just now
>hungry as fuck because I forgot to eat this noon
>remember some pizza in the freeza
>Proscuitto, fuck yea
>Listen for voices, silence
>go to kitchen and turn on oven
>Got to freezer to get pizza
>I see the box is gone
>that's fine, space management and all
>i grab the pizza and notice something odd
>tuna
>it's a motherfucking tuna pizza
>I check every other tray, it's the only pizza left
>mfw these faggots stole my proscuitto pizza and replaced it with a tuna pizza
Why do these faggots keep fucking me over like this?
Yesterday they replaced my pepper with a jar of Nutella and now this
>>682814333
This confuses me
>>682814379
That's good to hear my dude
>>682814461
Sup
>>682814519
Rape that test
>>682815314
I am spike
>>682815354
I'm sorry
>>682811260
>>682814192
At least there is that. I'm happy for you, man. Glad that you got to walk away from that.
Are you still dealing with any legal ramifications or not?
>>682815314
Appreciated
>>682815549
>tuna pizza
>tfw
part of me just thinks theyyre just fucking around with you and another half of me thinks theyre actually dicks
>>682814953
Console feels off to... I bought my PS4 only for Bloodborne kek
>Barns and Noble store
I don't even know what those are..
>How good is your PC?
I'd say it's a medium-high end build~
>>682815401
Noice! Hopefully the build will be worth it
>prepare to get estoc'd to death
>>682815549
Kek
>>682815619
That's my waifu m8
>nice taste tho
>>682815168
Not yet. Tomorrow.
I had a minor setback and have to do that shit tomorrow now.
>Cooking is more of a hobby
>>682815354
Yeah, I know how I got a scar... but I'm not sure when. Possible time I got it is when I was between 9 and 12 years old.
>Shit ton of good choices
Exactly! I love vidya ost and Ace attorney is great
>>682815549
Nutella instead of pepper is good... Nutella is worth more and the calories last you forever...
but motherfucking tuna pizza is the worst
>>682815497
will tell just give me some time as im cooking rn
>slow replies
>>682814909
save the dark prince's throne for me
NO REPLIES FOR HALF AN HOUR
>>682815354
That is an option, but it doesnt feel the same.
Thats why im waiting on the ds
>>682815497
Okay well here you go
Also I manipulated you into making me post this because earlier it really pissed some anon off
>>682815618
Shinao Bro if you're interested, I memorialised the support you showed me
>pic related
>>682815497
All good. Hopefully this bitch that cheated on a test this Monday got kicked out. How are you hand kun? Keeping it smug I hope
>>682815549
What does tuna pizza taste like?
>>682815252
Ah yes, the first "Premium" cigarette. I didn't know they made an unfiltered version. I've only ever tried the filter and didn't find it that much more appealing than others. I'll have to try it filterless sometime.
>>682815833
First one wins
You can take the little price's one
>>682814854
Of course Hana! Gotta go fast!
How are you?
>>682815022
I'm okay, just a little bored
>Don't worry about the puns
>You only have to know that I love you
>>682815354
Slow as Mr Kudo. The fragrance of dark coffee is pretty good too, I just remembered that one
>>682815823
Its just a bookstore nothing to special haha I never played bloodeborne, never wanted to looked cool but I dont think I would like it
Thats sick my friend wants to build one.
>>682815871
Dude we'rehere for each other remember that. Now stop going soft. A few months hasn't passed by yet!
>shinoa bro
>>682815789
Was but those are over with I won as it was the semi drivers fault
>>682813660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
Late, i know. Was AFK.
>>682813771
Glad you're feeling better now. Other than that, how're you?
>>682813949
Hello Alexhander. How're you today?
>>682815022
I'll bounce back, I always end up doing that
>>682815497
Your day any good? Aside for being unbanned?
>>682815549
Asshats. Kill one to make an example
>>682815618
Probably going to study a bit more later. I know most of it, it's just that the anxiety is killer
>>682815827
Sounds like a fun hobby though!
And, if you don't mind me asking, how was your first appointment with the brain doc?
>>682815549
I think a better question is: why do you continue to room with dudebros?
>>682815618
Hey smug!
>>682815823
eh, I know how to counter rapier and estoc users, mainly because I also have a fencer pvp character as well. Thrusting swords can only get two consecutive hits in on a player before the player is given a break to roll away or attack, so A. don't let them touch you, and B. since I'll be using a heavy weapon, I'll just need to get halfway through the attack animation to activate hyper-armor that way I can't get staggered. Rinse and repeat.
>>682815914
They're one of the better nonfiltered cigarettes. Lucky Strikes are the best I've smoked, but they're short, Pall Malls are full sized. Camels are too dry, Wild Horses are difficult to come by, and the others taste like shit.
Dio-sama...
Did someone say...Dio?(20 minutes ago that is)
>>682815497
Feeling apathetic is not terrible, much better than being depressed after interpreting things how they aren't and munching on those judgements until I feel like im the worst person in existance. Im just feeling empty right now, I actually like it.
>Don't have anything to do that might peak your interest a bit?
Im interested in so many things I would like to do that I can't pick one to do and end up sinking my free time here, I hate myself for this...
>Juvenile Arthritis
Damn health conditions giving you extra difficulty to life, as if it wasn't hard enough by itself.
>Hope your day gets better though, friend.
That will depend mostly on another person, but knowing that does make it better, thanks!
Oh and just seeing you post here and be able to reply to everyone like that cheers me up, its amazing.
>>682815497
It's not. I'm about to get up and start it, though haha. And it's good to have you back.
>>682815618
You shouldn't think too hard about it, Shinoa, they'll come for us
>horse are true illuminati
.
>Mirai
>>682815497
>skele-hand
Spooky.
On another note, no, you're not part of the military. You're actually the oldest of the peacekeeping units, directing V.I.G.I.L and R.O.R.Y as their leader.
>>682816046
>It's 6 AM
>Been awake since 4 AM
>Have to get up at 7 AM
>Have to do community service at 9 AM
Life's great.
>>682815871
Holy shit this guy asks for attention again
>>682816342
Dio-sama.
I'll say it for you.
>Shizuru
>>682816046
I know how you feel.
>so cute
>>682815618
Thanks man.
>>682815497
Glad to hear it.
>>682816246
Good.
>>682815022
Coming here and posting/lurking actually does help keep my mind off of it.
>It's not an exaggeration when I say it's torture for me
>>682815168
Maybe you could help me out? I've been wanting to just sit at the bottom of a frozen lake for 3 months but I'm not too sure how that'll go in the long run, living-wise.
>>682815497
>Fuck you talk to A LOT of people
I'm off from work, trying to pass the time without losing my marbles. Sounds like you're having a nice relaxing day yourself, good to see.
>Tfw your posts are completely unlike what your waifu would say
>>682815871
>it pissed some anon off
Do you really need to cry about everything?
Attention whore.
No wonder why your family is shit, kys.
>>682815549
I shared a house with some folks that would eat anything that didn't need a lot of time to cook. They once ate four pounds of thick cut peppered bacon that I bought.
>>682816102
To each their own~
Hpefully his case will fit the GPU he wants to use
>>682816257
Nice~ I'm a PVE scrub so I wouldn't know these things. I'll keep that in mind if I ever get invaded
>>682816246
My main hobby is still building a games collection.
But yeah, cooking is nice... also it's knowledge I'll always need
>>682815871
Holy shit akiko
Never knew you had so much shit going on too!
>then again, everyone on /b/ has some shit going on
It's okay though, you can pull through it.
>>682815808
At this point I'm not even sure if they're fucking with me or if they are genuinely arrogant pricks. They're richfag dumbfucks who can't cook for themselves so I give them the benefit of the doubt
>>682815827
That's true but also besides the point. They always do petty shit like this. I needed my pepper.
>>682815901
Like a really shitty pizza with tuna on it
>>682816246
I'm gonna leave a tuna's head in one of their beds
>>682816120
I know bro, but I made this comp more for myself. I was really moved by all the support I got from you guys and I didn't want that to just 404. Regrettably I missed a lot of reactions
>>682816257
I don't
I avoid them at all costs and they think I'm shy. I live with 11 people, each in a seperate room but only 1 kitchen. I don't go down there when I hear noise so I usually eat around 11 pm
>>682815549
>Why do these faggots keep fucking me over like this?
>Yesterday they replaced my pepper with a jar of Nutella and now this
>replaced pepper with Nutella
Are you sure that they just don't hate you?
>>682815864
>but it doesnt feel the same.
I know what you mean, played Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney on an emulator and then got Ace Attorney Trilogy for DS.
>>682816046
>The fragrance of dark coffee is pretty good too
I would have to agree with you on that.
>>682816240
One of my favourites from Trials and Tribulations.
>>682816400
I have been operating prior to H.A.N.D's creation. A mistake has been made.
>>682816774
>richfags
now that i know that then they HAVE to be pricks
thats how it works right? :^)
>>682816398
>Soon™
>
>>682816337
I've always found some weird edge in Camel that I didn't like. "Dry" is a good term for it. I've never tried Wild Horses, but we sell them at the multiple locations that I work at. Lucky Strikes are the hardest to come by in my area. The only place I know of that sells them is the cigar club about an hour away. But wait, I said I'd give up smoking. Hm...
>>682816755
Well first he has to save up the money for it haha but yeah I hope he does too.
>>682816240
Bit sad, powerless really. I'll be much better tomorrow, I promise
>>682816629
How are you and the babies today?
>>682816630
Best to freeze the whole body as quick as you can, and under pressure to prevent damage to nerves and capillaries. Probably to much of a hassle for just 3 months though
>>682816771
Yeah, I can sorta cook some. Mostly just simple stir fries and some baking though
>>682816774
Sounds like a plan
>>682817231
Moo!
>>682817231
>inb4 12 replies
:^)
>>682816400
You'll probably go to sleep soon tomorrow or take a nap. Be positive!
>>682816629
>I know how you feel.
The smug is strong today...
>>682817231
Sup bestbro? How are you today?
>>682816246
Don't know whay anxiety is like lmao sounds terrible ; _;
>>682816257
How's it going tiny alien girl?
>>682816629
You're welcome dude
>>682816774
But not as much as canned peaches huh?
>>682817231
Hello holstaur
>shinoa bro
>>682816448
>>682816638
Hello butthurtanon
>Do you really need to cry about everything?
Nah, I just do it to spite him
>Attention whore.
Aren't we all?
>>682816749
I wouldn't be surprised if they'd actually do this
Most of these guys are so clueless, I doubt they could even boil water
>>682816976
Could very well be, but they keep inviting me, telling me I don't have to be shy and I see them act like idiots in everyday household chores so I grant them the benefit of the doubt
>>682817094
Not necessarily, there are at least 2 guys I can stand who take care of themselves. These poor sods gotta cook for the whole bunch too
>>682816638
This is the Biological Attack Incursion Tech unit, otherwise known as B.A.I.T. It's the most common and easiest weapon to use in the world, with it's true purpose unknown to all but the owner of the weapon
While in large supply, this weapon is actually very easy to dodge - if you're smart enough.
>>682816986
Hmm. Oh, it says here H.A.N.D WAS your leader, but that unit has been put out of commission temporarily due to certain directives being breached.
However, it seems that unit has been cleared of any wrongdoing, and has returned ready for duty.
>>682816755
Yeah, heavy weapons like great hammers, great axes, and ultra greatswords have a hidden hyperarmor stat that is basically infinite poise and pretty decent damage resistance, that kicks in halfway through said heavy weapon's attack animation. So as long as you get halfway through the animation, you're guaranteed to not get staggered.
>>682816774
Ohhh okay
>>682817411
It is going, slept in today but whatever. Gonna go to the store for lunch and actual grocery shopping soon, after I laze around for a little bit. How're you?
>Barry
wew
