Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | Blowjobs | Archived.Moe | 4Archive.org [Home]
4chan archive logo
Waiting for a reply
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You are currently reading a thread in /b/ - Random

Thread replies: 369
Thread images: 40
Waiting for a reply
>>
Post ending in dubs, 6, 9 or 1 decides
>>
>>682789734
Then what are we waiting for? You seem tired, have a seat
>>
>my place in 20 mins, i'll be waiting, don't tell your bf
post pics of results
>>
>>682789756
What a waste. Dubs 3 or 7 decides
>>
>>682789855
Too good to ignore
>>
>>682789966
Shit forgot pic
>>
did you ever try anal
>>
>>682789892
you game? send me a picture of your fun bags pls
>>
Fuck me please
>>
Dubs, 2, 8 and 420 decides
>>
>>682790103
Please fuck me
>>
>>682789884
this
>>
>>682789892
Let's fuck sometime
>>
>>682790171
>haha
>haha
Hahah
Hahahahhhahahahhahaha
XDD

The language of teenagers
>>
>>682790192
Sorry for being slow, was stuck in an sjw hate thread
>>
>>682790358
Wot
>>
>>682790192
Lol winrar
>>
>>682790360
She just turned 18
>>
Can I tongue punch your fart box?
>>
let me drink your pussy juice
>>
Will you suck my asshole?
>>
Show me your ass
>>
>>682790538
Fuck I want you, send a pic?
>>
send me a pic of your tits baby
>>
Dubs, 95, 4 and 69 decides
>>
>>682790508
>implying being 18 isnt being a teen
>>
>>682790522
Winnar
>>
Let's be single together right now
>>
>>682790691
>implying i implied shit
I just said she recently turned 18, nothing more
>>
>>682790642

Why not tonight? I won't tell
>>
>>682790691
He doin the equivilent of 'yeah shes 16 but shes really mature for her age'
>>
>>682790744
Kek. Let's see how this shit plays out
>>
>>682790642
babe i'll destroy your pussy so hard you won't feel your bf ever again
>>
'Maybe we could I dunno, this sounds crazy but... get married?'

Then send 'please respond' every 60 seconds until she replies.
>>
She obviously means bootycall. Dubs, 67 and 4 decides
>>
>>682790920

Re roll
>>
>>682790899
Shit
>>
>>682791068
Kekd
>>
haha, I'm going to show your boyfriend these screenshots you slut
>>
Axel is a dweeb, get with the real deal baby.
>>
>>682791144
Nice
>>
>>682791125
>haha, I'm going to show axel these screenshots you slut
>>
>>682791144
Dubs
I never got dubs only trips but sometimes
>>
>>682791211
YES WIN
>>
I saw Axel kissing Melissa in the mall the other day.
>>
>>682791211
oh shit...
>>
>>682791248
This
>>
>>682791211
ruined the thread, you cuck
>>
File: 1460534273697.jpg (118 KB, 596x356) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1460534273697.jpg
118 KB, 596x356
>>682791211
OP must deliver
>>
Give me something good. Dubs, 42, 5 and 7 decides. Won't send the other wins as twit has to kinda make sense
>>
>>682791211
Savage
>>
>>682791248

This could be interesting...
>>
>>682791390
op is wise
>>
>>682791390
absolute pussy, you just couldn't bring yourself to keep to your word

OP confirmed for faggot
>>
As serious as 9/11
>>
>>682791203
>>682791203
Axel was with chelsea>>682791390
Yeah hes a dweeb, he was with Melissa last time having pretty much alot of fun. Sorry to tell you this.
>>
I'm as serious as cancer, I aint no chancer.
>>
Serious like a bulldog going ham on a jar of mayonnaise.
>>
>>682791495
See
>>682791470
>>
Nah jokes, I think you're an ugly bitch.
>>
>>682791390
Ya know... I,ve always liked you alot...
>>
>>682791527
Since I literally never hang out downtown I can't say shit like that, won't make sens
>>
Nah he's not a dweeb but we should all get together sone time and have some fun!
>>
>>682791390
let me fist your asshole bebe hmm yeah you turn me on
>>
>>682791529
Roll
>>
>>682791516

This
>>
super mega ultra faggot
>>
Who said he'd have to find out?
I know he isn't giving you the pleasure you want. I'll be able to take over and fufill every fantasy and all he'll notice is a happier you.
>>
Babe we only live once. We could make a beautiful memory together.
>>
>>682791725
rollerino
>>
File: 678.jpg (75 KB, 525x700) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
678.jpg
75 KB, 525x700
>>682791595
except the whole idea of these threads is that what the get poster says, goes. otherwise why bother with this big circlejerk of anons trying to get eachother's dicks wet.
>>
>>682791684
Roll
>>
>>682791516
Good enough. Haven't had any wins yet so I'm sending this
>>
>>682791390
>>682791390
Amanda i've always wanted you... I,m a suptime gentleman. I look nice and have a guggi armani sunglasses. Why do you like axel?
>>
As serious as the child molestation charges currently against me.
>>
>>682791801
Didnt read the whole thread but thats her FB:

/amanda.bertelsen.5?fref=ts
>>
>>682791911

Ding ding ding!
>>
What's to stop anyone from roasting this chick when you don't block out her number op
>>
>>682791907
Fucking reroll
>>
As serious as I want you to be the mother of my children.
>>
wanna get knocked up, baby?
>>
Dubs, 2, 4 and 69 decides
>>
>>682791911

>dubs
>911

Beautiful get.
>>
>>682791907
ROLLING FOR THIS

>suptime
>>
>>682792041
What a dumb bitch
>>
>>682792041
Haha just kidding fam, I got that line from Jafar
>>
>>682792041
HAHAhaha holy shiet shes dumb
>>
>>682792066
Reroll
>>
>>682791946
Thats her BF
/axel.h.thunstrom
>>
>>682792041

Are you fucking dense?
>>
>>682792055
Sure
>>
>>682792041
>>682792041
It means im going in a 9 angle and 11 degress heat inside of you and cum with the blast of 1.000 suns
>>
>>682792041
Wtf is she some kind of terrorist, dumbut bitch
>>
>>682791911

THIS
>>
And I eat ass
>>
Second reply decides. I don't give a fuck what it is
>>
>>682791946
>TFW the girl lives in my town
>>
Please respond
>>
YES now get over here and lets fuck
>>
>>682792326
Can you shut the fuck up with your "are you serious" like for real girl, are you mentally challenged?
>>
>>682792377
winrar
>>
send her a dick pic
>>
I want to cum in your butthile then eat my cum from your butthole and put it in your mouth then you put it in my butthole
>>
>>682791946
>>682792150
Op might get dieded now
>>
>>682792326
Yeah, so why dont you come to me? Will hive you samsung galaxy 7 edge and some uggs
>>
Ima turn your ass into the front part of a blowhorn
>>
>>682792377
Nice one
>>
Yes I want to tongue punch your poopie place.
>>
>>682792442
Reroll
>>
>>682792377
Nice one
>>
No lol, j/k. why would i want you?
>>
>>682792492
Roll
>>
Honestly, I'm just messing with you. I think you're an alright girl but you're a 6/10 tops. This dude only gets with 10s and even then I'm picky. Sorry babe.
>>
have you done anal with him yet? please answer, it's important
>>
I want to tongue punch your fart box.
>>
I've fucked puppies. Now I need some pussy.
>>
>>682792506
If you send a pic I'll send one
>>
>>682792455
Winrar
>>
>>682792506
Yeah,I will give you uggs and iphone 7 edge if ya give dump axel and come into my bmw A klasse
>>
>>682792654
Roll
>>
I have chlamydia
>>
>>682792633
Winnar
>>
Before we start dating I need to know, what is your opinion on the Syrian refugee crisis?
>>
>>682791974
This , no one noticed it ??
>>
"Yesterday you told me you wanted Wilma and no one else, I can't do this"
Third reply to this post winrars
>>
>>682791946
Grade 8 pussy lel
>>
>>682792654
Roll
>>
>>682792654
Roll
>>
>>682792747
I want you now
>>
>>682792747
>>682792647
roll
>>
>>682792654
roll
>>
>>682792722

Win
>>
>>682792747
Woah what just happened
>>
Nigger
>>
>>682792722
Lame winrar
>>
>>682792747
Me and you, now, only me and you
>>
>>682792678
A klasse
Bmw
never keked this hard
>>682792678
>>
>>682792803
Roll
>>
You can
>>
You should consider literally killing yourself you fucking waste of blubber. If I were in close proximity to your mouth-breathing, disgusting obese body I wouldn't hesitate to cut off your fucking legs & shove them up your acne-covered asshole you ugly fucking whale.
>>
>>682792843
Speak English wtf
>>
>>682792836
Shit just turned into a Mr. Robot episode
>>
>>682792755
Winrar >>682792747

Come on just ask for a pic I want to see her
>>
File: 1458684196701.jpg (268 KB, 1920x1200) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1458684196701.jpg
268 KB, 1920x1200
>>682792747
send image
>>
>>682792836
You cunt. Such a fucking waste
>>
let's just do it
>>
>>682792747

Wilma was the appetizer, you are my main meal.
>>
>>682792836
Context happened
>>
Second reply to this post
>>
>>682792924
Me and you, just that.
>>
>>682792747
What time do you wanna meet
>>
You wanna see my winky dink you silly willy?

>>682792994
>>
>>682792924
Svenska ahahaha
>>
Let's make like Nike and just do it.
>>
>>682792924
I wish to bathe in your juices
>>
>>682792924
Come I will pick you up in my bmw A klasse
>>
OP is from Falun, Sweden
Doubt he is even 18 yet since the girl he is hitting on just turned 18 like 29 days ago kek
>>
>>682792994
Fuck I want you and only you.
>>
>>682792994
what time do you want to meet??
>>
>>682792994
>You wanna see my winky dink you silly willy?
>>
I need you, you are everything i've ever wanted, and this pole aint gonna polish itself, wont be shiny without your pussy juice all over it (send dick pic)
>>
Just fuck me please baby I love you
>>
Just speak English you dumb cunt.
>>
let me kill axel it wont hurt him unless you want it to
>>
>>682792994
Why the fuck would I want a girl names Wilda wtf get on my dick
>>
>>682792924
That was not a suggestion faggot that was a comment...
>>
>>682793061
Roll
>>
>>682793050
Nice winrar
>>
I wanna tongue punch your fart box
>>
>>682793061
Rolling
>>
>>682793097
>like I give a fuck
>>
>>682793095
This but without the errors
>>
>>682793049
why do they speak english?
>>
Ayy Lmao
>>
>>682792924
Wilma can join too
>>
>>682793140
wanna see a pic of my dick?
>>
this fake as fuck
>>
Tell her to meet you at ICA Slätta for the most exciting 30 seconds of her life
>>
>>682793140
u blonde i cant recall
>>
Do you hate me because of my autism? Is that why?
>>
"Yesterday you said only Wilma and you're heartbroken"
Third reply to this post
>>
>>682793140
So get in my bmw A klasse and inwoll give you ipbone 7 edge and uggs.
>>
>>682793140
say niggers tongue my anus
>>
Face down ass up, I want to make you feel like a woman.
>>
>>682793246
Roll
>>
>>682793061
This kek
>>
>>682793259
Let me give you my seed
>>
>>682793259
But I want you now, I was confused, I wanted to make you jealous
>>
>Kek'd.JPEG
Notice me senpai
>>
>>682793266
Winrar
>>
>>682793259
Please baby I'm sorry I just wanna hold you
>>
Just shut up and let me put my ding dong in your tralalah
>>
>>682793259
Let's make natty gains together
>>
>>682793259
>>682793318
Roll
>>
>>682793259
nigger
>>
at least send me a pic of your sexy body so I can masturbate
>>
>>682793259
licky licky my little dicky
>>
>>682793061
Rollan dollan
>>
>>682793259
wanna see a pic of my dick?
>>
>>682793259
Wilma is a bitch, she doest duck mu dick the right way. I bet you can do better. I feel so damn depressed.
>>
>>682793259
reroll>>682793246
>>682793246
>>
>>682793344
Roll
>>
>>682793259
I did a lot of soul searching... and I want you... so very very badly.
>>
You should consider literally killing yourself you fucking waste of blubber. If I were in close proximity to your mouth-breathing, disgusting obese body I wouldn't hesitate to cut off your fucking legs & shove them up your acne-covered asshole you ugly fucking whale.
>>
>>682793183
She said a few words in Swedish and the phone number is Swedish so Ive no fuckin clue why they write in English... Probably fake as fuck.
The number belongs to Knapp Anne Bertelsen who I would guess is Amandas mom
>>
Forget the past, let's be now, you and me.
>>
>>682793344
Mkay
>>
>>682789573
you wont need to worry about axel any more
>>
>>682793259
Oh, fuck it. What I said yesterday was just dumb shit. I really want you, not Wilma.
>>
>>682793282
Rolln'
>>
wilma broke my heart but you will break my dick, bitch
>>
>>682793438
THE HOSTAGES ARE SECURE
>>
>>682793259
People say stupid things sometimes, but lets not have past mistakes change our future
>>
Let's be honest here. I'm fucking you regardless of whether you want it or not so how about you play nice and no one gets hurt, yeah?
>>
I hate niggers.
>>
>>682793481
Roll
>>
I want to feel your fingers inside me
>>
>>682793481
keked
>>
wtf why you speak french????
>>
She's saying that it's just my emotions and shit
First reply to this post
>>
>>682793536
roll<<<<<<<<<
>>
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
>>
File: images.jpg (4 KB, 194x259) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
images.jpg
4 KB, 194x259
Imagine that making contact with your cervix
>>
>>682793438
Send some pics.
>>
>>682793438
Wilma was only to make you jealous so you'd dump Axel. I promise. Please come over
>>
>>682793556
nigger bitch
you a nazi
>>
>>682793481
this
>>
>>682793556
IT'S OVER 9000 INCHES
>>
>>682793555
trips
>>
>>682793588
yep
>>
>>682793588
Fuckin faggot
>>
:-(
>>
found this faggot lads

/axel.h.thunstrom
>>
>>682793588
Damn it!
>>
>>682793556

no it's my desire to make you cum 10+ times in a row that's doing this
>>
>>682793556
Please just come over we can cuddle and talk
>>
>>
>>682793556
Listen girl, how often have I say it again: I want you and just you
>>
So you wanna suck cock or what?
>>
Wilma is trash, I hate her even more than I hate all the fucking sandniggers taking over our country, believe me!
>>
>>682793438
>682793556
GRIEF? ARMANDA YOU KIDDING RIGHT? Im so depressed and i need you... just come to my place.. so we can talk..
>>
wilma was an excuse to talk to you
>>
>>682793556
I said that to get you
I really care about her but I don't think it would've worked

Maybe we should get to know each other more and then we can decide, but you're really amazing
>>
sucky sucky 5 dorrah
>>
>>682793061
Rolling for this
>>
>>682793555
nice trips
>>
>>682793588
Well... I don't know why I was hoping for anything good... Second reply to this post
>>
>>682793582
Roll
>>
>>682793691
Rollinnnnn
>>
>>682793556
Jesus, I hope this isn't real. It seems like there's actually a part of her that wants to cheat on her boyfriend with you. Women are the worst, man.
>>
>>682793669
bruh first try
>>
>>682793061
Do this one
>>
its not like axel is gonna know, just come over for a quick fuck and i wont ever ask again thats all im saying.
>>
>>682793774
Spierdajal kurwa
>>
>>682793556
Well fuck you too then dumbass bitch
>>
I found out Wilma has a penis, that's why I'm over her now.
>>
>>682793774
Please fuck me
>>
>>682793774
rofl
>>
>>682793061
Roll roll
>>
>>682793774
can we speak about god real quick
>>
>>682793774

my dick is hard, your pussy is wet, they need to get together right now
>>
>>682793061
Roll roll roll
>>
>>682793774
sorry it was my retarded friend
i just want to be with you
>>
>>682793821
Winrar
>>
I'm sorry Amanda. I don't know what I've been saying. I think all those memories of my uncle are coming back and what he did to me. I've never told anyone this but he once touched me. I couldn't tell my mother because he was her best brother. But he kept touching me for five years until he died. I can't tarnish his name so I kept quiet. Sometimes it comes out and I say things I don't mean. Please forgive me.
>>
>>682793774
Heil Hitler!
>>
>>682791203

you sound like a pathetic moron right now. you have no idea how to talk to women.
>>
how deep is your pussy? answer in cm
>>
>>682793788
Its not real, OP is a fag who is borrowing his friends/sisters phone to look cool on /b/
>>
>>682793556
Who the fuck switches between mothertongue and english to talk ?
>>
>>682793582
this
>>
>>682793556
your name means a girl to be loved, and i doubt axel understands what that really means.
how about you come over and let me love you.
>>
>>682793853
Roll
>>
>>682793821
>>
>>682793774
Is this just grief talking?! (Send dick pic)
>>
>>682793899
Top fucking kek
>>
let me climb inside of you
>>
>>
Tie me down to my bed, tight, baby. Fuck me hard, hard, HARD up the ass with your feminine penis. Make me your slave, your cumslut, your prisoner. Do it, baby. Do it.
>>
>>682793951
send her dick pic
>>
Have you ever wanted to see or fuck my cock?

Also if I want to fuck your brains out with Wilma watching
>>
>>682793951
I need you. Wilma was just to make you jealous. Please come over
>>
>>682793951
You should consider literally killing yourself you fucking waste of blubber. If I were in close proximity to your mouth-breathing, disgusting obese body I wouldn't hesitate to cut off your fucking legs & shove them up your acne-covered asshole you ugly fucking whale.
>>
>>682793935
rerollin
>>
>>682793967
Roll
>>
Sorry about that. I just started thinking about how Jews control the media and I got really angry. So... can I pick you up tomorrow at 7? :)
>>
Someone white knighted this. Bye faggots, it was a decent run
>>
>>682794011
dubs, we have a winner
>>
>>682793800
dubs
>>
Let's just fuck and not tell anyone about it. It'll be our thing.
>>
So sorry, that was my sibling, I just wanted to say that i really like you and really would like to go to bed with you. I am serious babe, let Axel out of this, I love you!
>>
>>682793967
Rollinng
>>
>>682793951
ill buy doritos and mt dew and we can bathe in it
>>
>>682793721
Rollin'
>>
send me a pic of your body i want to cum all over it
>>
i cant get you off my mind
>>
>>682793951
just git gud and suck my dickie
>>
>>682794046
let me cum in your pee hole
>>
>>682794008
Fuck off
>>
>>682793967
This^
>>
>>682793967
Kek
>>
>>682794046
what a cuck :/
>>
>>682794046
What does she say?
>>
>>682794046
Send a dick pic
>>
let me climb inside of your pussy and live up there babe ill pay rent
>>
>>682794033

Win
>>
>>682793800
thissss
>>
>>682794046
Why would you show the number in the first place?
>Dumbass OP and faggot whiteknight ruined this
>>
>>682794046
Someone translate
>>
>>682794046
why didn't you cover the number moron
>>
Have you ever wanted to fuck my cock or see it or just do anything with me?

Have I ever made you wet?

Please answer I really need you and I need answers I'm so confused please
>>
>>682794111
O SHIT HE GOT THE TRIPS HE'S THE REAL WINRAR
>>
>>682794046
Fuck I was about to msg her and convince her to report you to the police for harassment :( Would have made good new in FK kek
>>
axel is such a cuck
>>
>>682794111
WINRAR, THE TRIPS DEMANDS IT
>>
>>682794172
Suck my ass bby
>>
>>682794155
mine faggot deliver now
>>
>>682789573
http://www.strawpoll.me/10134397
>>
>>682794111
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
>>
>>682794046
jävla särbarn haha
>>
>>682794233
You obviously didn't get the memo
>>
>>682794111
this is win
>>
>>682794141
>>682794176
Google Translate says:
>No I do not want you to stop adding up online I love shaft
>>
File: 1461169570280.gif (2 MB, 360x270) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1461169570280.gif
2 MB, 360x270
>>682794111
Trips has spoken
>>
>>682794303
Translate m8
>>
>>682794333
>I love shaft
kek
>>
>>682794046

"No I don't want anything to do with you stop putting this on the internet I love axel"
>>
>>682793800
they got dubs op
>>
>>682794274
excuse me sir, where's 9fag on your strawpoll

>9fag is inferior
>>
>>682794155
>>682794155
>>682794155
>>682794155
>>682794155

OP we got dubs do it
>>
>>682794111
WR DEMAND TRIBUTE
>>
>>682794385
lol

>>682794333
she loves Axel
>>
>>682794382
No i dont want anytthing to do with you
stop posting [this convo] online
i love axel
>>
>>682794385
>>682794333
>>682794393
>axel means shaft
top kek
>>
>>682793967
>>
People are texting her. I. AM. FUCKED.
>>
>>682794532

actually, axel means shoulder
>>
I'm trying to get my ballsack tickled, you dopey cunt. You gonna do it or what?
>>
OP CONFIRMED CUCK
Deliver, the trips demand it
>>
File: blaxel.jpg (195 KB, 1296x730) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
blaxel.jpg
195 KB, 1296x730
Is this Axel?
>>
>>682794575
>>682794155
>>682794155
deliver op
>>
I'm terribly sorry Amanda, but would you please consider going out with me? I really, really like you. I'm sorry for earlier i'm just really confused atm, but yeah, i like you amanda... Please go out with me?
>>
>>682794575
Lulz your an idiot for posting her number... did you expect some courtesy from these animals?
>>
Guys i found her facebook and this axel KEK!
>>
>>682794575
Shouldn't have shown #
>>
>>682794679
Kek no. We had a decent run, I've seen better shit
>>
>>682794752
>>682794764
No shit niggers
>>
File: image.jpg (10 KB, 230x219) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
10 KB, 230x219
>>682794756
Zoz
>>
>>682794756
I can see why google called him shaft now
>>
>>682794756
Kek
>>
>>682794756
Fuck, her lovely Axel needs to take a fucking nap.
>>
File: shaft.jpg (56 KB, 640x480) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
shaft.jpg
56 KB, 640x480
>>682794676
No this is axel
>>
Amandas FB

amanda.bertelsen.5?fref=ts
>>
You guys have fucked me over for life. She probably hates me right now. Bye faggots
>>
>>682795025
Dont blame us buddy, id doxx my own mother on here if given the chance...
>>
More pics from facebook.. Op and this girl are probably underage too
>>
>>682795125
I'm not blaming you guys, just wanted to say bye
>>
>>682795025
Your fault faggot
>>
>>682795025
>inb4 I read in the local newspaper that a little kid took his life for fucking up on /b/
>>
>>682795222
Trips of truth
>>
>>682795157
The girl turned 18 last month so yea OP is probably underaged
>>
Gonna try the overwatch beta now. Wish me luck and don't fuck my life up too much. Have a good one anons
>>
>>682795222
Trips will destroy time and space soon
>>
>>682795025
You've learned a valuable lesson today bud
>>
>>682795157

These pics are from 6 years ago, just saying
>>
anyone messaged her on fb?
>>
>>682794225
This is why we can't have nice things.
Thread replies: 369
Thread images: 40
Thread DB ID: 35058



Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [sexy] | 4Archive.org | [Home]

Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [sexy] | 4Archive.org | [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.