It's early 2000's. You're home alone all afternoon.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
It's early 2000's. You're home alone all afternoon.
What are you doing online?
>>682786907
not using a mac
>>682786989
Don't be a faggot.
>>682786907
playing Furcadia on my 56k modem (Grandma's computer)
no, i'm not a furry, it was just my first MMO
>>682786907
Chatting on AIM and playing Yahoo pool with my friend Brandi.
Using Sub7 on my 33.6k dial up modem pretending to be a 1337 H4X0R.
>>682787152
Sounds gay. Never heard of it.
>>682787187
Yahoo games was the shit.
>>682787233
I know. I miss it.
thumbzilla.com
Having cyber sex with what was probably old men
>>682786907
on mirc and playing q3 competitive.
Tinkering with my band's Geocities webpage
>>682787384
kek
>>682787384
I'm a man. When I was like 12-15, I would cruise PalTalk, AIM chat rooms, Yahoo chat rooms, etc and basically do what I could to get cyber molested.
I'd be on cam jerking it, talking to guys, chicks, whatever. I didn't care. I just enjoyed sitting there jerking off.
I watched some fat old 40+ year old guy fuck his pee hole with a screw driver while I jerked off. I hated it so much and thought it was disgusting, but I couldn't stop watching.
Am I the only one that going to say runescape classic?
Wanking ofcourse
just going to class with this new bad boy.
>>682787589
Never played runescape. Never even heard of it until like 2007 from my friends little brother.
>>682787368
...I love you.
Plotting 9/11
Simple:
>Kazaa
>Search: r@ygold
>download all
>wank
>>682787672
Damn...
I guess I was just born a lame :/
>>682787774
Yea, sounds like it. Age?
>>682787774
>Sounds gay. Never heard of it.
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:56:03 No.682787233▶>>682787331
>>>682787187
>Yahoo games was the shit.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:56:58 No.682787331▶
>>>682787233
>I know. I miss it.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:57:13 No.682787368▶>>682787718
>thumbzilla.com
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:57:20 No.682787384▶>>682787488 >>682787546
>Having cyber sex with what was probably old men
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:57:51 No.682787436▶
>>>682786907 (OP)
>on mirc and playing q3 competitive.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:58:17 No.682787482▶
>Tinkering with my band's Geocities webpage
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:58:23 No.682787488▶
>>>682787384
>kek
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:59:02 No.682787546▶
>>>682787384
>I'm a man. When I was like 12-15, I would cruise PalTalk, AIM chat rooms, Yahoo chat rooms, etc and basically do what I could to get cyber molested.
>I'd be on cam jerking it, talking to guys, chicks, whatever. I didn't care. I just enjoyed sitting there jerking off.
>I watched some fat old 40+ year old guy fuck his pee hole with a screw driver while I jerked off. I hated it so much and thought it was disgusting, but I couldn't stop watching.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:59:32 No.682787589▶>>682787672
>File: download.jpg (10 KB, 274x184)
>Am I the only one that going to say runescape classic?
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:59:53 No.682787622▶
>Wanking ofcourse
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)12:00:13 No.682787661▶
>File: images.jpg (5 KB, 318x159)
>just going to class with this new bad boy.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)12:00:21 No.682787672▶>>682787774
>>>682787589
>Never played runescape. Never even heard of it until like 2007 from my friends little brother.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)12:00:55 No.682787718▶
>>>682787368
>...I love you.
I was in Yahoo Teen Chatrooms, back in the good days. Also had a cam programme which let me view anon without Qt knowing. Good times
>>682787771
yes, and the old bèta's. they were great. stopped after 1.1 and switched to Q3
>>682787898
Clearly you were not learning how to 4chan.
>>682786907
dbzhomeland.com
>>682787771
Just a normal day like yesterday. Gonna get a coffee, then it's off to the office.
>>682787868
22. Started playing mmos when I was like 7, though. Runescape and Everquest. Nowadays I can hardly stand to play vidyas, though. I just kinda grew out of it. Realized what a huge waste of time it all was just to be of high status in a fictional universe.
>>682788190
You a homosexual? Post yer cock.
>>682788190
>Realized what a huge waste of time it all was just to be of high status in a fictional universe
You tell that to my neopet you bastard.
I'm gonna jack off to pictures of my crush on MySpace.
>>682788314
Oh shit. I forgot entirely about neopets. Took so long to get that baby paintbrush...
>friend messages me, "dude have you seen what happens at the end if you beat it on legendary? sergeant johnson hugs an elite"
>>682788407
I was an avid collector of bottles of sand, tiki keychains, and other shit that was not worth more than 1neopoint
>>682788407
lol. chocolate selling was the way to get rich.
>>682788314
Continuation of >>682788407
We seriously played that in the computer lab on those colorful macs in the elementary school. My whole class. All 20-something of us...
Nostalgiad.. Hard.
It was 11.09.2001. (inbf eurofag)
Was going to a friends house to play vidya.
Play vidya and go home. Halfway through my walk home, i remember i forgot my umbrella at his house. Walk back, take shitty umbrella and return home. My dad watches Tv. Shitstorm starts how wtc got hit... My dad grabs some beers and hands one over (i'm 16). We start drinking... He tells me : dis gon' be good... The jews did it... Finished like 12 beers bf both towers collapsed. Been hooked on anti-semitism ever since... My face when he was right after all these years... Best day ever...
>>682786907
looking at child porn
Aim(if american) msn is youre from a different part of the world.. yahoo pool/chatrooms!! Learned how to crack on yahoo ! Use it to become red(pro) at pool..
>>682788536
Before we had a computer and internet at home, I'd have to go to the local library every day after school, on weekends, and every single day of summer vacation to play. The library was like 2 miles away, but I always made the walk err'day.
Searching for cheat codes for GameCube games probably. The old Tips & Tricks Codebooks always missed a few.
>>682788603
what kind?
>>682788536
some girls of my class played it... tried it and played for a while. most of the time we were playing ut in class and I gut kicked a lot. played european championships in quake 3, made me win in other shooters too
>>682788707
>yahoo.com
>how to get tomb raider naked ps1
>search
Once I posted cp pics of my own 8 year old cock with my moms webcam and got on AIM chatrooms and posted the pics and it was funny cuz a few cops showed up at our house after AOL reported my acccount.
>>682788671
Fuck yeah the library computers had Oregon Trail preinstalled
>>682788671
Sometimes me and my friends would go and use up like 3-4 of the computers so we could all play together. I lived about as far from the library in my town. Jesus, anon, what's become of us? This box used to be all it took to make us happy. Now we're willing prisoners to the lust it now represents. Are we fucked? I think we're all fucked. All we do now is wank it to pictures of other peoples girlfriends on /b/. When's the last time you were as happy as you were playing Dubloon Disaster?
Heading to the LAN cafe to play starcraft I
>>682786907
I'm relay hyped about the new Windows Vista. I hope they'll fix all the problems in XP, It'll be the best one yet.
probs play some brood war
just hanging with a few bros in the greatest MMO ever created
>>682788944
>Dubloon Disaster
Destruct-o-match
Pterattack
that's where it's at.
Also, I was still wanking as much as I could back then. Every change I got I'd be looking up pictures of butts.
I was born in 1999 so I would have been 1. I couldn't image having to play video games on such shitty graphics. Fucking shitty time to live
>>682786907
Downloading shitty 5 minute vid clips from Kazaa or Morpheous of chicks showing off their butt holes. 20 minutes a clip, worth it.
>>682790228
Fuck you, it was the best time to live.
>>682790330
Lol ya right. Dialup hahaha I can download porn in seconds in HD. You guys had shit
>>682790228
MODS MODS MODS 17 years old!
>>682790664
We were a lot fucking better in bed though since we hadn't taken our sexual education from pornography
>>682786907
>log in to skunk.nu
>desperatly tries to pick up girls
>fails miserably
not much has changed since
>>682786907
RSC
>>682790664
>I can download porn in seconds in HD
Yea and so can I now. It's not like I'm stuck with dial up for the rest of my life.
When you're 10 and the internet is a new thing, you don't give a fuck how slow it loads, you're just happy to have it. Plus, it was easier to find porn featuring people closer to your own age back in those days.
>>682787672
That's a shame. Runescape was the shit.
>>682790862
I'm not that anon, but I had my first sexual experience when I was 13. The chick was 16. It was something like 2002, maybe.
We fucked every day for about a year. That is where I got my sex education from. I didn't even need porn.
>>682791170
Was never into games like that. Barely knew they even existed.
>>682786907
still posting WTC-Attack shops on b0g.org
>>682791193
Nice one Bro
>>682786907
Getting my dick sucked by the hot red head girl next door
Playing red alert 2 and pwning noobs
>>682791626
>What were you doing online?
fucking idiot.
not my account, just a pic from the web. but i miss this game (it still exists but has sucked for at least a decade)
hope 2007 counts: failing to score with sloots via AIM on my Samsung T629
>>682786907
played duke nukem. red alert etc...
would cruise chat rooms on aol.
my sister was like 18 or 19 or whatever.
would grab a pair of her panties wear them while i sorted my magic cards and jacked it to probably what amounted to hundreds of probably older gay men acting like they were girls. sometimes they would just be older men just for shit on ebay or whatever.
>>682792242
>2007
I already graduated high school, moved out of my hometown, and was banging some random chick from NYC that I met thru myspace a few years prior.
>>682786907
Playing Red Alert
>>682792640
>>682792521
the fuck is red alert?
>>682786907
Writing code.
playing call of duty
Totally agree with red alert.. Gonna download it right away
Downloading virus laden porn on Kazaa.
>>682792716
Underaged b&
>>682788860
This can not be happening
>>682792965
Fuck you faggot, I'm OP. I said already I never played many games.
Also, only idiots got viruses from Kazaa downloads.
Jacking off to met art
Playing rollercoaster tycoon
Cybering on my local chat
Building a website on angelfire
>>682792969
>Putting your hq that close to the water.
>>682792791
this is me 2016
>>682786907
im playing runescape classic and reking noobs
>Not playing tf1.
Do you even try?
>>682792716
Wow.... too fucking young, this guy.
>>682787589
>>682793262
ayyy m8
lets go pking
im a black 2h pure
>>682786907
Fapping until my dick is raw.
>>682786907
I'm getting pissed off every time my roommate picks up the phone, starts dialing, then puts the phone down halfway when he realizes he interrputed my 1MB download of some hot porn
Watch some stick death cartoons while drinking a Sprite Remix
>>682789159
My nigga!
>>682793389
Fuck is that?
ooomfg guys any1 remember that online cartoon devildoll and that other guy? shit was cash
>>682793565
Fuck you, I was never a gamer. I was too busy showing my young cock and asshole to anybody who wanted to see it on PalTalk.
stick death
>>682793966
so youre that gay kid Steven on PalTalk...?
>>682794048
No.
>>682787152
Very gay
>>682787187
Legit af
>>682787384
Me too :(
>>682787546
Die
>>682787752
FBI
>>682787771
Certified camper
>>682788314
Neopets r kewl
>>682788773
Kek did that
>>682790228
Kill yourself
>>682790862
This is true as fuck. Sex is not porn and I was fuxked up growing up thinking that's what it is. When you learn how to fuck right its cake. Yesterday a girl came over brought me donuts fucked me gave me a blowjob and swallowed shit was so cash, then me and another girl went out got drinks and fuxked doggy nice and slow for an hour while a movie was on then I blew a load all over her stomach tits and face. Life is good porn is bad.
>>682791193
She was fat lol
>>682792521
Kek
>>682792716
RA2
>pik related
>>682786907
Well, I was 4, so right about now I would be playing my very first games of Rollercoaster Tycoon and Age of Empires 2.
>>682793866
team fortress 1
>>682793113
>>682792965
True... maybe dont run that 150 kb song.mp3.exe file
>>682794228
>She was fat lol
Not at all. She was white trash and slutty though. Hot as shit body, C tits, nice round ass, little waist.
Was I her first? No.
Was I her last? No.
Was she faithful to me? Not likely.
Did I get to experience every sexual fantasy of mine when I was 13? Yes.
>>682794316
Tf classic you mean you faggot.
>>682794433
>hotyoungchickgetsasssmashedhard.mpeg.exe
>>682794568
lol exactly even being like 10-12 years old i knew better
On kazaa or limewire trying to download cp or chanta rose videos.
http://youareanidiot.org/
Those fucking jumpy pop ups.
Downloading CP on newsgroups at less than 10kbps. Repetedly pinging because I thought that would make it faster.
>>682794547
Yes, but I didn't know if he would understand so I had to dumb it down.
Anybody remember steakandcheese.com?
It was a photo/vid sharing forum full of shock and gross shit.
I have one image stuck in my brain from that site and that is it. It was entitled "What's in the blue bottle?" or "The stuff in the blue bottle" and it was like, some guy with a blue bottle either pouring stuff into his dick, or filling it with something from his dick, everything was mucus-y and infected and his balls were huge af and everything was filthy as hell. It was sooo fucking gross.
>>682794467
Liar
>>682795085
Don't really care what you think about it.
>>682786907
play Battle Chess
>>682795121
Ya u do and u haven't been laid sense be jealous of my life faggot
>>682786907
Habbo Hotel
>>682791792
Anon is very jealous that he was not getting his dick sucked.
Play Dungeon Siege.
>>682795052
It was similar to crazyshit.com or whatever, but was just a list of titles of pics or vids, no preview. So you'd click on something and either find something freaky yet sexy or something gross as hell.
..now it's some shitty porn site I think.
>>682792242
yeah only 7 years late
>>682795257
okie
>>682795257
Personally I've never been laid sense.
>>682795306
DS 1 was the shit DS II meh....the chicken map was epic tho
>>682795337
Fire me
>>682786907
ims with emerly35
4chan nexopia. Downloading music and movies with winMX. Damn those were the days
>>682791193
it's a new year, let's stop fucking, day 366
>>682786907
In Early 2000's I had just found a good dealer out in The City and spend every night drinking and smoking. It was really the one time in my life that I did not have a computer in front of me for 12 hours+ a day.
Before that, ICQ, WBS.Net and Usenet.
I didn't have a computer or the internet 09
>>682786907
probably on ebaumsworld or new grounds
the tuesday morning coff-ay show
AOL chat rooms, pretending to be an adult
emailing? jesus christ
>>682787384
THIS holy shit
>>682795453
Actually her, her mother, and her brother lived with us for about 1 year exactly because they were poor as fuck and had no where to live. My parents were nice people and let them and anddd let me and her share a room since there wasn't much space in our house.
The mother ended up finding a (still poor) sugar daddy and moved the family into his trailer with him. Hung out with the chick maybe 5-10 more times after that, but she was getting way too white trash for me.
>>682787233
You said it brother!
>>682794983
>an entire generation that waiting for the knock on the front door, that never came.
Gotta love thought crime.
>>682795841
I never really realized it was that illegal for me to be doing it, just thought it would be frowned upon.
>>682786907
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION
>>682795965
Don't even know wtf that is.
>>682795965
My nigger. Came here to post this. D2 is life. Had spurts of red faction and starcraft but d2 is top.
>>682795052
Aw hell thanks for the memories anon, good times.
>>682796192
Go away underage b&
>>682786907
Playing Planescape: Torment and chatting on IRC.
So, basically nothing has changed.
>>682796307
Ever think that I was too old to enjoy faggy little online games in 2000?
Loved her
>>682796426
Then get the fuck out of here ya god damn old timer. Don't you have to go grease the bearings on your wagon before heading to town for your pint of milk?
i would lock myself in my bedroom and do all the drugs i bought at the black market online, then sell/buy more drugs until i can buy bombs to blow up my high school and kill everyone
>>682796614
Lolwut
I would open up bearshare go into other peoples drives and steal the pics I wanted, mucho cp and viruses
>>682796651
i'm lack toast intolerance faggot
>>682796614
YES! Good times, loved her as well!
>>682796663
We can see you're just as gay and just as edgy still today. I can only imagine the amount of tail you pull.
>>682786907
Playing runescape
>>682796911
i don't know why you'd spend your time imagining about how much tail i'm pulling but ok
this
>>682796911
you for real sound like a faggot
>>682787152
fucking furcadia, gayest shit ever.
>>682796781
>lack toast intolerance
Here is one for ya, bud.
Typing - pussy, ass, vagina ect. Into google images.
>>682796426
No, because you are not.
Diablo 2 is only one of the most popular games of all time.
Also if you are to old to remember things that where online in 2000, why the fuck are you in an internet nostalgia thread on fucking 4chan?
Its the year 2000 I have my YahElite chat programme open and browsing the many yahoo chatrooms. Teenchat my fav. God I miss those rooms with so many cams which I could view anonomously. It was the internet at its best.
I was a poorfag so I just used to spend hours playing with my fingerbox.
>>682797392
I'm the OP you idiot. I was never into games, not even when I was young.
>>682788190
A.E?
>>682787589
No, I played the shit out of RSC on an iron pure with 40-1-90, 3 hitting cunts all day. also had a rune tank mage... that was the shit
>>682786907
>America Online on osx
absolutely haram
>>682799187
I didn't even know what a mac or osx was in 2000.
>>682799746
Op said early 2000's m8, 2001 is the early 2000's. Lrn2read
>>682786907
Playing EverQuest
>>682797162
I still use that for my anime groups
Fapping to lo-res porn, of course
>>682790862
I've been with over 20 women all of them were 10's I learned all my moves from porn I started porking when I was 11 years old
Probably watch Toonami. Unless I'm the same age as I am now... nah I'd still probably watch Toonami.
>>682799929
I'm saying I never heard of it in the early 2000's jackass.
I'd play some nintendo 64 or gamecube games
thank you nintendo for those memories :D
>>682796614
who's that?
>>682796760
>>682801068
Tawnee stone stupid new fags
>>682801068
Tawnee Stone I'm assuming, based on the file name.
I wasn't online, I was 9 years old back then
>>682786907
battlefield 1942 while listening to alice deejay
playing on some MUD
>>682788860
Is that the "deez nuts" kid?
Playing the original Flash player bionicle game to save the world.
talking to a woman from new orleans about sex and thinking that she's my online girlfriend and that i have a relationship with her, but years later realizing it was probably a man getting off.
duckjob.wav
Runescape. Most likely killing cows in lumby.
>>682802601
I can't tell, they all look alike.
the majority of people around here weren't born back then so no wonder this thread gets only few replies HAHA
listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPCaArtW0k
>>682803131
Those feels.
Fucking scorpions in Al-kharid mine.
Playing the sims
Trying to dl sum porn. Old porn is good.
AIM
homestarrunner.com
iambored.com
Google search milf tits.com
lemonparty.org
>>682786907
WoW, staying up all night for the Burning Crusade launch.
>>682803546
You sound mad that you're too young to have memories of the glorious internet age.
watching this shit on my parents computer while they were at work.
watched salad fingers
>>682804409
my nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHPh2jkaWGc
amerifags prob won't know this
>>682802888
Nigga I'm still playing this game
>>682786907
diablo 2 all day
>>682786907
I didn't have internet in the early 2000s.
Mfw I'm from the woods.
=£
fapping to christinamodel
