It's early 2000's. You're home alone all afternoon.
What are you doing online?
playing Furcadia on my 56k modem (Grandma's computer)
no, i'm not a furry, it was just my first MMO
Using Sub7 on my 33.6k dial up modem pretending to be a 1337 H4X0R.
I'm a man. When I was like 12-15, I would cruise PalTalk, AIM chat rooms, Yahoo chat rooms, etc and basically do what I could to get cyber molested.
I'd be on cam jerking it, talking to guys, chicks, whatever. I didn't care. I just enjoyed sitting there jerking off.
I watched some fat old 40+ year old guy fuck his pee hole with a screw driver while I jerked off. I hated it so much and thought it was disgusting, but I couldn't stop watching.
Am I the only one that going to say runescape classic?
>Sounds gay. Never heard of it.
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:56:03 No.682787233▶>>682787331
>Yahoo games was the shit.
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:56:58 No.682787331▶
>I know. I miss it.
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:57:13 No.682787368▶>>682787718
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:57:20 No.682787384▶>>682787488 >>682787546
>Having cyber sex with what was probably old men
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:57:51 No.682787436▶
>on mirc and playing q3 competitive.
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:58:17 No.682787482▶
>Tinkering with my band's Geocities webpage
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:58:23 No.682787488▶
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:59:02 No.682787546▶
>I'm a man. When I was like 12-15, I would cruise PalTalk, AIM chat rooms, Yahoo chat rooms, etc and basically do what I could to get cyber molested.
>I'd be on cam jerking it, talking to guys, chicks, whatever. I didn't care. I just enjoyed sitting there jerking off.
>I watched some fat old 40+ year old guy fuck his pee hole with a screw driver while I jerked off. I hated it so much and thought it was disgusting, but I couldn't stop watching.
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:59:32 No.682787589▶>>682787672
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>Am I the only one that going to say runescape classic?
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)11:59:53 No.682787622▶
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)12:00:13 No.682787661▶
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>just going to class with this new bad boy.
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)12:00:21 No.682787672▶>>682787774
>Never played runescape. Never even heard of it until like 2007 from my friends little brother.
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)12:00:55 No.682787718▶
>...I love you.
Just a normal day like yesterday. Gonna get a coffee, then it's off to the office.
22. Started playing mmos when I was like 7, though. Runescape and Everquest. Nowadays I can hardly stand to play vidyas, though. I just kinda grew out of it. Realized what a huge waste of time it all was just to be of high status in a fictional universe.
I'm gonna jack off to pictures of my crush on MySpace.
>friend messages me, "dude have you seen what happens at the end if you beat it on legendary? sergeant johnson hugs an elite"
Continuation of >>682788407
We seriously played that in the computer lab on those colorful macs in the elementary school. My whole class. All 20-something of us...
It was 11.09.2001. (inbf eurofag)
Was going to a friends house to play vidya.
Play vidya and go home. Halfway through my walk home, i remember i forgot my umbrella at his house. Walk back, take shitty umbrella and return home. My dad watches Tv. Shitstorm starts how wtc got hit... My dad grabs some beers and hands one over (i'm 16). We start drinking... He tells me : dis gon' be good... The jews did it... Finished like 12 beers bf both towers collapsed. Been hooked on anti-semitism ever since... My face when he was right after all these years... Best day ever...
Before we had a computer and internet at home, I'd have to go to the local library every day after school, on weekends, and every single day of summer vacation to play. The library was like 2 miles away, but I always made the walk err'day.
some girls of my class played it... tried it and played for a while. most of the time we were playing ut in class and I gut kicked a lot. played european championships in quake 3, made me win in other shooters too
Once I posted cp pics of my own 8 year old cock with my moms webcam and got on AIM chatrooms and posted the pics and it was funny cuz a few cops showed up at our house after AOL reported my acccount.
Sometimes me and my friends would go and use up like 3-4 of the computers so we could all play together. I lived about as far from the library in my town. Jesus, anon, what's become of us? This box used to be all it took to make us happy. Now we're willing prisoners to the lust it now represents. Are we fucked? I think we're all fucked. All we do now is wank it to pictures of other peoples girlfriends on /b/. When's the last time you were as happy as you were playing Dubloon Disaster?
Heading to the LAN cafe to play starcraft I
just hanging with a few bros in the greatest MMO ever created
that's where it's at.
Also, I was still wanking as much as I could back then. Every change I got I'd be looking up pictures of butts.
>log in to skunk.nu
>desperatly tries to pick up girls
not much has changed since
>I can download porn in seconds in HD
Yea and so can I now. It's not like I'm stuck with dial up for the rest of my life.
When you're 10 and the internet is a new thing, you don't give a fuck how slow it loads, you're just happy to have it. Plus, it was easier to find porn featuring people closer to your own age back in those days.
I'm not that anon, but I had my first sexual experience when I was 13. The chick was 16. It was something like 2002, maybe.
We fucked every day for about a year. That is where I got my sex education from. I didn't even need porn.
not my account, just a pic from the web. but i miss this game (it still exists but has sucked for at least a decade)
hope 2007 counts: failing to score with sloots via AIM on my Samsung T629
played duke nukem. red alert etc...
would cruise chat rooms on aol.
my sister was like 18 or 19 or whatever.
would grab a pair of her panties wear them while i sorted my magic cards and jacked it to probably what amounted to hundreds of probably older gay men acting like they were girls. sometimes they would just be older men just for shit on ebay or whatever.
>Putting your hq that close to the water.
I'm getting pissed off every time my roommate picks up the phone, starts dialing, then puts the phone down halfway when he realizes he interrputed my 1MB download of some hot porn
Me too :(
Neopets r kewl
Kek did that
This is true as fuck. Sex is not porn and I was fuxked up growing up thinking that's what it is. When you learn how to fuck right its cake. Yesterday a girl came over brought me donuts fucked me gave me a blowjob and swallowed shit was so cash, then me and another girl went out got drinks and fuxked doggy nice and slow for an hour while a movie was on then I blew a load all over her stomach tits and face. Life is good porn is bad.
She was fat lol
>She was fat lol
Not at all. She was white trash and slutty though. Hot as shit body, C tits, nice round ass, little waist.
Was I her first? No.
Was I her last? No.
Was she faithful to me? Not likely.
Did I get to experience every sexual fantasy of mine when I was 13? Yes.
Anybody remember steakandcheese.com?
It was a photo/vid sharing forum full of shock and gross shit.
I have one image stuck in my brain from that site and that is it. It was entitled "What's in the blue bottle?" or "The stuff in the blue bottle" and it was like, some guy with a blue bottle either pouring stuff into his dick, or filling it with something from his dick, everything was mucus-y and infected and his balls were huge af and everything was filthy as hell. It was sooo fucking gross.
It was similar to crazyshit.com or whatever, but was just a list of titles of pics or vids, no preview. So you'd click on something and either find something freaky yet sexy or something gross as hell.
..now it's some shitty porn site I think.
In Early 2000's I had just found a good dealer out in The City and spend every night drinking and smoking. It was really the one time in my life that I did not have a computer in front of me for 12 hours+ a day.
Before that, ICQ, WBS.Net and Usenet.
Actually her, her mother, and her brother lived with us for about 1 year exactly because they were poor as fuck and had no where to live. My parents were nice people and let them and anddd let me and her share a room since there wasn't much space in our house.
The mother ended up finding a (still poor) sugar daddy and moved the family into his trailer with him. Hung out with the chick maybe 5-10 more times after that, but she was getting way too white trash for me.
My nigger. Came here to post this. D2 is life. Had spurts of red faction and starcraft but d2 is top.
Playing Planescape: Torment and chatting on IRC.
So, basically nothing has changed.
>lack toast intolerance
Here is one for ya, bud.
No, because you are not.
Diablo 2 is only one of the most popular games of all time.
Also if you are to old to remember things that where online in 2000, why the fuck are you in an internet nostalgia thread on fucking 4chan?
Its the year 2000 I have my YahElite chat programme open and browsing the many yahoo chatrooms. Teenchat my fav. God I miss those rooms with so many cams which I could view anonomously. It was the internet at its best.
I was a poorfag so I just used to spend hours playing with my fingerbox.
talking to a woman from new orleans about sex and thinking that she's my online girlfriend and that i have a relationship with her, but years later realizing it was probably a man getting off.
the majority of people around here weren't born back then so no wonder this thread gets only few replies HAHA
Fucking scorpions in Al-kharid mine.
Playing the sims
watching this shit on my parents computer while they were at work.