What the Muk did you just Mukin’ say about me, you little pidgey? I’ll have you know my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas, and I’ve been involved in numerous gym battles with Brock, and I have over 300 confirmed Rattata catches. I am trained in Normal-type warfare and I’m the top youngster in the entirety of Pewter City. You are nothing to me but just another trainer. I will wipe you the Muk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Route 3, mark my Muking words. You think you can get away with walking past me on your way to Mt. Moon? Think again, Muker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of youngsters across Kanto and your Pokedex is being traced right now so you better prepare for PokeBattle, Magikarp. The PokeBattle that wipes out the pathetic little Pokemon you call your Bulbasaur. You’re muking fainted, Kakuna. I can stand right here, and only right here, and my Rattata can make you black out in over 700 ways, and that's just with tackle. Not only am I extensively trained in Rattata combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my comfy cargo shorts and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Abra off the face of the region, you little Spearow. If only you could have known what a PokeBattle your little walk past me was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed in Viridian Forest. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you pants wearing idiot. I will tail whip fury all over you and you will faint in it. You’re Muking blacked out, Red.
ey bby I miss it when you would stick your pens up my poo-hole.
You ducked up bro. Coulda got the nudez.
> sorry anon got my phone. I miss you too. How have you been? I wish I could see your tits right now. Show them to me.
Without fail will work.
Shoulda gone for the nudez
> sorry anon got my phone. Dont worry. Its just me now. I miss you too. I jack it all the time thinking about you. Send me tits for the spank bank.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>while OP is busy being a fag here is some entertainment...
rofl that conversation is so cringe. that person wanted to cuck that guy so bad it should have been considered rape. jesus christ.
also sluts that ez aren't worth shit. but I guess gg for that guy.
Looks like another floosy got rustled.
is she gonna suck his dick through the internet?
and besides, he was just seeking attention to his wiener just how woman seek attention for their body, etc.
I feel like he would marry her just because she liked his penis.
>babe...go To a bathroom stall. Show me tits or vag or something to help me Bust this load. When you knew me I was a boy. I'm a man and won't be denied. Later this week we will go out and have some fun.
Don't ask bro. Tell.
Tell her: quite vaping or expect raping.
Only if we set some ground rules first ;)
From now on you call me daddy
From now on you are my little cum slut
From now on all you want is daddy's cum in your fuck hole
From now on you will suck daddy's dick when he feels like, WHEREVER you and daddy are
Little cum sluts use only dirty panties daddy have prepared for you with his milky loads ;)
And thats that.
I want to be with you right now, still can't believe we ever broke up I'm so sorry. I want you back so badly it hurts, can we ever get back together?
I understand if you are seeing somebody I won't ask again but if not and would like to maybe we could date again?
You used to make me so happy then after we broke up I have had to use my tears as lube lol (just trying to lighten the mood) I know I said that cutting made me a little hard but I was joking I'm sorry please baby don't cut anymore I will protect you please no more harming yourself l.. I-i love you :(