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What 3 items do you buy to freak the cashier out the most?

No lube, no condoms.
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Cheese
frying pan
Hamster
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pork brains in milk, deviled ham, chicken in a can
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>>682769340
soundproof material (and asking the staff if they are really soundproof), a shovel and those plastic things to restrain people (no idea what they are called in English)
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>>682769593
Zip-ties/Cable-ties
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>>682769340
children's underwear
porn magazines
obscenely large bottle of lotion
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>>682769666
satanic trips checked
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Butter
Butter
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
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>>682769340
cheese grater
baby oil
box cutter
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>baby formula
>diapers
>12pk of beer

Then act like you only have enough money for the beer and ask to have the other items put back.
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Ropes or cables, canned food, a potty.
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>>682769340
a notebook , AK-47 and a trench coat
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>>682769667
Underrated
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Porn tape
Olive oil
Cucumber
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Diapers
laxative
the most pretty swimsuit there is that'll fit you
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>>682770047
LMFAO
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>>682769782
Top lel. Underrated
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>>682770047
damn
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>>682769340
Diet Coke
Mentos
Lube
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>>682769340
Meat cleaver, garbage bags and rubber gloves.
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>>682770047
underrated
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>>682770047
that one made me cringe
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>>682770047
lost
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Zucchini
Candles
Cling wrap
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>>682770047
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>>682770047
>>682770066
>>682770089
>>682770114
>>682770141
>>682770168
sure is samefag in here
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>>682770098
kek
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>>682770047
someone screencap this
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>>682769340
Cucumber
Condoms
Little Mermaid DVD
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None, because I'm not a kissless virgin retard
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>>682769340
>Rubber gloves
>Safety goggles
>A single, large cucumber
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>>682770047
Mfw
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>>682769340
3 black candles and yell "AVE SATAN" when leaving
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>>682769782
kek
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>>682769340
peppa pig box set
vodka
razor blades
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>>682770047
inb4 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>682770047
lol
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>>682770090
kek
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>>682770047
toppest of keks
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>>682770310
How's middle school going Faggot?
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>>682769340
pregnancy test
butchers knife
bin bags
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>>682770047
TOPKEK
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>>682770047
you seriously have no idea how much that made me laugh
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Pregnancy test
Coat hangers
Trash bags
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>>682770047
lost
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>>682770047
quit samefagging that shit ain't funny quit forcin it
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>>682769340
Skittles, duct tape, shovel.
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>>682770047
IS THIS LEGAL
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>>682770047
QUICK SOMEONE SCREENCAP
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Bucket
Family pack of frozen chicken nuggets
That giant can of nacho cheese from walmart
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>>682769782
The Winner
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>>682770047
comment of the day looool
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>>682770047
top fucking kek
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barney the dinosaur costume
bleach
meat cleaver
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Duct tape, large suppository, play doh
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Rope
Watermelon
Big roll of white fabric
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>>682770047
lol does he shove it up his ass or what? Lol
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Oh look, it's the condoms, cucumbers and duct tape thread again
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>>682770628
fucking kek
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>>682770628
underrated
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Bratwurst sausage
WD-40
Numbing creme
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>>682769964
cheeki breeki?
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Shop rags a pack of something in glass bottles and a zippo
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Blurryface by twenty one pilots
Razors
Motor oil
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>>682770047
AYYYYYY
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>>682770656
>>682770656
If the first thing you notice about this image is that the serial number has vanished from the back of the monitor, then you are (a) autistic, (b) gay, or (c) all of the above
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>>682770047
loled hard
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Nails, pregnancy test, barbie doll
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>>682770047
>>682770066
>>682770070
>>682770089
>>682770114
>>682770141
>>682770168
>>682770232
>>682770486
>>682770535

What's going on is this newfags, sarcasm, both, or neither.
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>>682769666
checked
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>>682770650
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>>682769782
keek
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"Sorry for your loss" Card
Party Poppers
Birthday hats
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>>682770047
Top Zozzlekeks m9
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>>682770879
kek
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>>682770804
kek
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pizza base
sliced pepperoni
pepperoni pizza
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get well soon card
crowbar
ronald reagan mask
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>>682769340

A chewing gum, a protein bar, one candy

$100 bill
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>>682770804
top kek
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Shotgun, ammo, sorry for your loss card
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>>682770322
1. double checked
2. double kek'd
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>>682769340
cucumber, soap and plastic wrap
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>>682770047
Underfuckingrated! You win the internet
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Cinco de mayĆ³ banner
Shot glass
Mayonnaise
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>>682770047
Zozzed my bawls off thanks /b/ro
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>>682770047
LOLLLL
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fucking sage this same fag cancer
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>>682771006
KEKS MY SOCKS OFF
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>>682770047
is this some kind of fucking joke i'm not getting, is it sarcasm why is that shit cliche typical response getting this forced attention or is this thread occupied by 14 year olds
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>>682769666
Heil satan
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>>682771293
...or maybe you are just to stupid?
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>>682770960
sameafg
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toilet paper, peroxide and band-aids.
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>>682771293
not sure if trolling or retarded
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>>682771293
Its 1 poster you collosal faggot
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>>682769782
lol'd my keks right off
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>>682770047
It's a slight turn on an old joke. Why the fuck is this getting so much applause? Are the summerfags really here en masse already?
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>>682771486
Zip Ties
Baby Bottle
Crock Pot
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>>682771538
>being this much of a retarded newfag
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>>682771635
Been here over 10 years cunt. Probably since you were in diapers so do fuck off like a good little boy.
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>>682770047
HAHAHA BEST JOKE LMFAO XD AMIRITE GUYS
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>>682771683
if thats true u have a negative iq
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>>682771538
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Cucumber
WD40
First aid kit
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>>682771635
I've been here since 1995 so stfu faggot
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>>682771293
is the guy that wrote that making up replies for his shitty comment aka samefag just ignore that faggot
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Candy
Rags
Chloroform
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>>682771921
You can't just buy chloroform from a regular store. It has to be special and so do you.
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>>682770047
This fucking nigger just replied to his own fucking comment like million fucking times. Fucking kill yourself faggot
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Not playing your game. Although I respect it. Needed a good laugh today. I will fill a cart with every sort of lube in the store, gather all of the duCT tapes. Begin building a wizard staff duct taping cucumbers together until they are gone. And then randomly adding other cucumber shaped objects until the police arrive. If anyone tells me to stop or laughs I will VIOLENTLY jump up and glare at them for a few seconds. And then continue feverishly building my wtf apparatus. That or 3 single grapes on 3 separate registers. Whatever....
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>>682772058
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Half gallon wild turkey
Baby seat
Rattle
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>>682771683
12 yrs and counting. Go be a tool somewhere else.
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Laxatives
Biggest tub of butter I can find
Adult Diapers
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>>682772191
Course you have. *pats on the head*
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Halloween mask
Machete
Rope
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>>682770047
>113 posts
>56 posters
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>>682771683
>>682772191
i do love a good pissing contest on 4chinz
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>>682772378
kekerino
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>>682769340
lube
condoms
more lube
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Preg test
Rope
Wire Coat hangers
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>>682772437
I know. I've been here over 15 years and think those two are utter newfags.
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>>682772191
>12 yrs
so 10 yrs ago you probably still wore diapers
see I was right

also underage b&
kek
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>>682770047
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>>682769340
milk
salad
plastic bag
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>>682770754
cheeki breeki iv damka
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Donuts
Sausages
Super Glue
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Industrial size bag of chips
Mario cart
Bean bag
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>>682772541
>utter newfags
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>>682772541
newfags confirmed, bet they can't even remember the glory days of the 4chan BBS
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Pregnancy test
Coathanger
Paper towels
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>>682769666
Obviously Satan would know.
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>>682772541
lol 15 years

4chins didn't exist until 2002 so the joke's on you
b8 harder faggot
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>>682772782
MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>682771692
kys
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>>682769340

Adam Sandler DVD
Adam Sandler DVD
Adam Sandler DVD

also, be Adam Sandler
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>>682772921
I was here before it was created. I am moot. Honest.
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Baby food
box of rat poison
gym bag
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>>682772938
fat
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>>682772488
>>682772944
Cheked and keked also heil hitler
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>>682769340
> lube
> condoms

NN third item.
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Donuts
Donut holes
Glue
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>>682772921

>b8 harder
>still eats the bait
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>>682772987
>I was here before it was created
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booze
multiple packs of aspirin
rope
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>>682772921
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>>682769340

Black garbage bags
Hand saw
Bleach
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saw
duct tape
pain killers
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>>682773311
check'd and ke'k'ed
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Half a coconut
Glue
Half a coconut
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Sleeping pills, lube, camera
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>>682773091
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>>682772921
Eat up the bait bitchy witch, NOM NOMS FOR YOUR TUMMY WUMMY!
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>>682773404
i would fucking lose it if i saw that, 10/10
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knife
bottle of whiskey
life insurance policy
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Nyquil Extra strength
A large pillow
Gloves
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>>682773457
>soul
kill yourself
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Lotion
Icy Hot
Porn magizine
Tell the cashier I'm feeling lucky and flip a coin
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Dog harness, peanut butter, lube
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>>682773091
>>682773479
>exposes bait
>bunch of faggots ranting he took the bait
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Childrens toy
Colon Cleanser
A Bible

You can buy all of this at Walmart.
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Brick hammer
plastic sheets
mop and bucket
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>>682773479
>bitchy witch

climate changes proven
summer's coming early this year
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olive oil
porn
a turkey
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>>682770322
fucking kekk funniest here
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Icy hot
Extenz (avaliable at most grocery stores)
Extra large dish wash glives, yellow always yellow
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>>682769903
>be a few years ago
>be at uni
>making websites for extra cash
>one site was for a woman who owns a baby clothes store
>be out drinking one afternoon
>remember the website
>go into a local store and buy a baby magazine (to check out the adverts and color schemes and shit)
>drunk as fuck at 2pm
>get the worst look from the woman behind the counter
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>>682769340
rope, shovel, gloves
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>>682773928
Fuck you, I've been here 20 years.
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polident
12" black dildo
greeting card that says "happy 80th birthday grandma"
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>>682769340
>condoms
>lube
>condoms and lube
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Plastic sheet
Knives
Bleach
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SO many wins in this thread
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>>682774484
smirked
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One day my friends decided it would be funny to go into a store, buy the creepiest combo of random items and see who got the biggest reaction. So the cops got called, when put together the items were even creepier. The hacksaw, garbage bags, gloves, rope, candy and cartoon magazines among other things just looked so evil laid out like that.
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Fresh chicken
Porn magazine
Fifty shades of grey bluray
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Tire iron
Duct tape
Deepest sympathy card
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Budm
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Banana
Cucumber
Butter
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>>682769903
> What about your baby, doesn't she need the milk?
"It's okay, we're Irish." hold up the beer again.
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>>682774249
kek'd
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>>682769666
thx satan, sorry I was cooking earlier
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when someone I hated dies, I don't hate them any less and feel no remorse
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Vaseline
Cucumber
Porn mag
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>>682769340
duct tape, one steak knife, childrens nyquil.
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>>682778184
fuck wrong thread
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>>682769340
Super glue
Party hats
Razor blades
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In hungary they sell watermelons chopped in half.
so:
>2 halves of a watermelon
>super glue.
did this many times, the cashiers' were shocked.
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2 big bags of candy and a large roll of duct tape.
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I work as a cashier in a supermarket and the weirdest items I've had go through are:

>A shitton of bleach
>Several packs of rubbish bags
>Plastic gloves

Pretty convinced the guy I served was about to bury a body hahaha
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Doughnut
Doughnut hole
Glue
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>>682769340
peanut butter, a KONG, a cucumber
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Amature magician's kit
Whiskey
Lighter
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A nigger
Some rope
A sapling
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>>682770047
Holy shit, samefag king
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>>682778664
or maybe he was just cleaning something
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Doughnuts
Doughnut holes
Glue
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kool-aids
watermelon
bleach

Leave saying "goodbye my fellow white man"
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Donuts
Donut Holes
Glue
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>>682769340
Latex gloves
Stool softener
Stool hardener
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>>682779836

Probably should mention he had cuts on his knuckles
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>>682771683
Newfag
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