What 3 items do you buy to freak the cashier out the most?
No lube, no condoms.
Oh look, it's the condoms, cucumbers and duct tape thread again
If the first thing you notice about this image is that the serial number has vanished from the back of the monitor, then you are (a) autistic, (b) gay, or (c) all of the above
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is this some kind of fucking joke i'm not getting, is it sarcasm why is that shit cliche typical response getting this forced attention or is this thread occupied by 14 year olds
Not playing your game. Although I respect it. Needed a good laugh today. I will fill a cart with every sort of lube in the store, gather all of the duCT tapes. Begin building a wizard staff duct taping cucumbers together until they are gone. And then randomly adding other cucumber shaped objects until the police arrive. If anyone tells me to stop or laughs I will VIOLENTLY jump up and glare at them for a few seconds. And then continue feverishly building my wtf apparatus. That or 3 single grapes on 3 separate registers. Whatever....
so 10 yrs ago you probably still wore diapers
see I was right
also underage b&
>bunch of faggots ranting he took the bait
>be a few years ago
>be at uni
>making websites for extra cash
>one site was for a woman who owns a baby clothes store
>be out drinking one afternoon
>remember the website
>go into a local store and buy a baby magazine (to check out the adverts and color schemes and shit)
>drunk as fuck at 2pm
>get the worst look from the woman behind the counter
One day my friends decided it would be funny to go into a store, buy the creepiest combo of random items and see who got the biggest reaction. So the cops got called, when put together the items were even creepier. The hacksaw, garbage bags, gloves, rope, candy and cartoon magazines among other things just looked so evil laid out like that.
I work as a cashier in a supermarket and the weirdest items I've had go through are:
>A shitton of bleach
>Several packs of rubbish bags
Pretty convinced the guy I served was about to bury a body hahaha