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I just bought this onahole, ask me anything!
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>>682769227
You know real women exist don't you?
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>>682769337
THIS
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>>682769337
rekt
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>>682769227
>having an onahole
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>>682769227
why?
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>>682769337
after 4 women in the past 2 years i just feel like theyre a waste of time
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>>682769227
does your dick also hit the end?`mine did, couldn't enjoy it because of that

also the inside is kind of annoyingly hard, no real sensation
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>>682769723
Mine doesn't hit the end no. The inside is actually good sensation, but I can imagine if you masturbate a lot that it will be a little too less. I only masturbate once a week so its fun every time I do it
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>>682769227
better or worse then a fleshlight?
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>>682770225
I've owned 2 fleshlights and a flip hole black, this is by far the best, no comparison. The weight alone of this thing makes it feel like someone is riding you, and you can use your both hands to hold the buttcheeks, its really good for the immersion. You can also switch it up by going up the anus but I prefer the vagina more since it has more stimulation than the anal, but the anal is more tighter.
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why didnt u buy the black one its $5 cheaper
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>>682770723
but it's a nigger
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>>682770723
cause he doesnt want aids?
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>>682770723
You're failing, there is no black version, you just wanted to make that crappy joke on here, get out my friend.
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>>682769337
Real women say no, an onahole says nothing.
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>>682770929
actually there is one, but he means another toy, bigger, more weight and more crappy
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>>682769706
Slow down pimpin'
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>>682771064
If you get that out of my message, then you have some insecurity my friend.
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>>682770385
>helps with immersion
>the anal
This is my favorite thread all month.
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i can confirm that anal is better, it's still shit compared to a fleshlight
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>>682769227
So it still rejected you huh?
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>>682771191
thank you my friend, this is the first thread i make in 2 years or so and its good to have positive feedback on your thread :)
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>>682769227
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
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>>682771153
I don't get it. And compared to a guy who posts about how awesome his tiny dick feels going in a pocket pussy, yeah I have insecurities.
The fuck is wrong with jacking off and dating a SO or being single and flirting with girls and stuff?
>big waste of time when I could be posting on threads and immersing myself in my plethora of expensive silicone.
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pic of you using it coz why not
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>>682771883
Not sure if mods...
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>>682769227
>tfw 19
>tfw still live with parents
>tfw can't get an onahole
WHY LIVE
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>>682771424
Eggs with green onion
>>682771433
Don't be upset my friend, you will learn soon that chasing women is one of the most stupid thing to do, and society pressures you into it
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>>682772088
no, didnt even apply for janitor m8.
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>>682772093
What country you from?
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>>682772088
shhhhhhhhh
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>>682771883
More like this
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>>682769337
real men exist too, but its okay for women to have an arsenal of dildos
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>>682772278
MERICA'

land of the fat
home of the stupid
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>>682772319
Exactly my point, the real insecure people in this thread are the ones judging for OP's lifestyle. Get over yourself people, go meditate and have some insight into the reality of life.
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>>682772315
is this good enough?
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>>682771883
is this real...?
Pussy too perfect, looks moulded
Upper body looks real

am I looking at a photoshopped pic of an onahole over a porn girl or what
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>>682772319
>this

they can use wands, and every shape size color of dicks, but we want a bubble butt, or fleshlight, god forbid a real doll and we are pigs

the main thing here is most men are wanting it 24/7 and it makes sense that they would want a way to relieve themselves, if a woman doesnt want it then uses a dildo liek the fuck?
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>>682772088
Eat a dick faggot
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>>682772537
huge mooshy cooter = gross
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>>682772537
Maybe

>need more, for science
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>>682772556
Probably shopped
still fap-worthy tho
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>>682772556
dunno man, it was in a perfect pussy thread last night.
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>>682772487
/thread
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>>682769500
>>682771433
>>682772744
Checked
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>>682772595
It's called a hand dude. Get the poison out of your stinger and move on. Get a girlfriend who will fuck you. It's not hard to do.
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>>682770948
I feel ya dude
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>>682769227
Why are you so pathetic and desperate? You could just cut a slit in a ham.
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>>682772996
i do have a gf, we fuck almost everynight, but the more we fuck the harder and more i want to fuck

i dont like fapping, it doesnt really do anything for me

it is very worth it though when you never fap and get pussy to crush , you fuck like a porn star romance novel and she is all over you like some sort of property of yours
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>>682769227
how do you clean it out?
a straw?
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>>682770225
fleshlights are total fucking rubbish
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>>682773174
>i dont like fapping, it doesnt really do anything for me
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>>682773174
You seem attached to this woman, all attachments are wrong in the eyes of the buddha. All attachments have to be let loose some day, I hope you're prepared for it :)
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>>682769337
>people caring about what other people do with their cocks
If more men were like OP there would be less competition for real women. What are you complaining about faggot
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>>682773174
Usually if I don't jack off and I fuck my girl I cum in like 5 minutes. Normally I just wait to fuck her (because somehow watching less porn that I used to makes me feel like a better person), and it's honestly worth it.
If I'm horny all day I'll rub one out but I enjoy my relationship and human-to-human sex is in my book the way to go kind anons.
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>>682773238
i use my finger to scoop the cum out while running it under the tap water
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>>682773557
browsing 4chan won't really help for the noporn you're trying. 4chan is toxic to the mind because of all the gore/nude posted on here, it's a superstimulant and messes with your dopamine receptors
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I was thinking of getting an animal plushie does anyone have one of those?
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>>682773400
in that case how does anyone have anything?

by not giving a fuck?

but not pretending , truly not giving a fuck?

that doesnt make sense, it seems like every one on the planet is attached to something

although it explains why everything that i get into becomes bs shortly after.

literally everything

except what i have with her, ive let go of the attachment and excepted i could lose her for any number of reasons and even thought about my life , not shitty, but living after without her, and its do able.
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>>682773802
Give this a read:
http://www.sgi.org/about-us/buddhism-in-daily-life/attachments-and-liberation.html

Also come over and join us at reddit /r/buddhism

I highly recommend you leave browsing 4chan, it does you no good at all
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>>682773737
I disagree. I kinda wade through the tranny and revenge porn and head for threads like these. I'm pretty new-fagish, I hop on here maybe once or twice a week when I'm bored or looking for gross stuff to send my girl.
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>>682773802
High School: The Post

Once you can legally drink and you start working in the actual shitty world you'll look back on this and laugh.
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>>682771295
OP you're such a fag....
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>>682773557
as long as you dont dont your dick, you should be fine with erections, and stamima

i personally instead of fapping, i jelq

>you get to touch your dick
>you dont touch the glands e.i the head
>you get that thick girth blood flowing through your dick without the waste of a boner, or ruining your stamina
>it makes your cock thicker when you fuck
>dick i mention you get to stroke your cock without ruining your stamina, it also gives you harder, longer thicker erections everytime
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>>682773737
hey dr internet. where did you buy your diploma? in china?
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>>682774081
This, pretty much
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>>682770723
Make me Kek. Please stay
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Where buy?
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>>682774316
amazon
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>>682774081
im way past highschool

you think that i dont know how shitty this world is?

ive been an old man since i was young, i always thought my classmates were degenerates and immature

Others asshole behavior in turn made me jaded, more jaded than i was, and while they may call me the cynical jewish asshole, they are the ones projecting their hate.

Social drama is a waste of time.

When shit gets real , i keep my calm.
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>>682772278
I meant that if an onahole showed up at the door while i was gone and they found it, then bye having a place to live
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>>682774396
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>>682774396
>
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Man you're either a really good 4channer or Ive actually gotten someone to go Cringe thread on me.
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>>682772487
>>682772595

Men have more flexibility with masturbation. Your hand and a little luve is all thats needed to simulate sex

Women can engage in clitoral stimulation by hand but to simulate sex they'd require additional items.

OP is fucking a silicone lower extremity. This is b so its probably on the lower end of weird shit you'll see but for us normies its pretty fucked up.
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>>682774611
I was about to use the same picture no joke. I went with my 'dude what' though.
>great minds and all that
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>>682774611
im getting my cocked sucked while i type this

enjoy being a faggot
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>>682774712
pics and time stamp or it didnt happen
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>>682770723
It's louder, and you can't boast about it.
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>>682774151
I'm intrigued (and posting way too much on this thread)
What have your results been? Any noticeable improvement? Is this just deadening your senses for sex?
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>>682774654
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get one of these. you wouldn't fuck a piece of a real woman, so why fuck a piece of a fake woman?
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>>682773737
4 chin today

>pics not supposed to share
>facebook fap
>steam begging
>rekt
>milfs
>tranny
>name my _____
>look at muh weed
>would you fuck

This place is cancer. A thread about some beta fucking a silicone groin is golden by comparison.
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>>682774948
>you wouldn't fuck a piece of a real woman

Yeah, I would but there's always so much noise, and struggling... not worth it.
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>>682774843
it keep blood flowing in the area and over all it has better blood flow. I dont know about gains, but it definitely makes you reach your current potential every time you have sex with hardness, girth and stamina
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>>682769337
mastorbator:
>don't have to talk to
>does not cheat
>no need for contraception
>no periods
>don't have to take to diner
>pay once
>throw away if get's old
>available anytime
>can easily be stored in a box under your bed

woman:
>wants you to talk to her, talks back, pretty much never shiuts the fuck up
>cheats
>contraception necessary if not mandatory
>periods
>wants to go to diner, theatre, cafe, her parrents, her girlfriends, pretty takes over your entire life
>is a money sink
>can't easily be replaces if old/worn out/damaged
>available whenever she wants which is 2 weeks into your relationship and then maybe your birthdays
>trying to store in a box under your bed turns out to be unexpectedly complicated
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>>682775206
>lonely virgin detected
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>>682775035
Actually the guy youre responding is me (OP)
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>>682775206
so you guys actually don't want robot sex dolls, they would be just like the real thing
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>>682772093
amazon lockers
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>>682775364
Wudda fuck is that? Where can i find one


i want to be happy
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>>682775347
no they would not be like real women, they would be better
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>>682775471
it's just a delivery point, you still need to hide the item afterwards
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>>682769227
does it have a no drip cum tray?
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>>682775544
>fucking checked as hell

Ah, well i can hide it easy, it's just getting it without my mum findign it
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>>682772660
You eat a dick nigga!! you eat a dick!!
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How is it being a virgin?
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>>682775649
sounds like you in the UK. you just need to go to amazon website to search for one. i think they have lockers over there
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japan makes some weird shit.
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>>682776131
is that a fucking vagina for it's mouth? What the fuck japan, headcrabs are not sex toys
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>>682776131
awww man, imagine you and 5 friends running around in a crowded area wearing those. good times....good times...
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>>682776449
everything is a sex toy if you are not a puss... if you got the gut... If you are man enou... if you are brave enough
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>>682769227
Why do you put your penis in a child sex simulator?
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>>682769227
http://www.strawpoll.me/10134397
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>>682774701
This is literally just a glorified fleshlight. Fleshlights are about as normie as you can get. Also
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>682774396
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>>682773464
Was OP really competition to begin with?
>mfw KV 20 yr.
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>>682771247
it's "the anal"
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>>682776131
I'd hit that
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>>682772684
true
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>>682773291
pun intended?
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>>682774948
This.
Sure is amateur hour in here. Come back when you go pro OP
>pic related, My doll
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>>682778030
cost?
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>>682769706
Onaholes or women?
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>>682774156
More lk north korea
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>>682778173
$2.1k
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>>682778392
Jesus christ
timestamp with dick in it
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>>682778392
OP here, i'm looking up to you senpai. Where you from? Any chance I can come by and fuck your doll? (If you're into being cuckolded)
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>>682778392
that's a bit much, ecspecially looking at the rips it has already. I could rent a 10 year old romanian for that money for a year
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>>682778673
a 5k usd+ realdoll doesn't show better quality
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>>682778392
I can get a fucking fender strato and cheap marshall for that price. What the fuck anon
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>>682778755
are you saying that this guy should buy some worthless junk that he would never use instead something that gives him joy?
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>>682779174
They aren't worthless junk you piece of shit.
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>>682778519
I always timestamp though. Shes put up atm. Brother is here. Give me a minute. Heres my dick though.

>>682778596
Im in TX. My buddy is the only one who knows of the doll. He asked if he could fuck her. I said no. Thats gross dude. Think of all the bodily fluids involved, Sweat, saliva, semen. Then pubes, and other hairs. Nah Man.

>>682778673
What rips? LIke in her pussy? Thats probably bc she gets fucked like 50-60 times a week. Still a tight little pussy though. I mean its basically made of rubber. SO it bounces back.

>>682778755
>Marshall
Nah, Already have my Line 6 Spider IV Halfstack.
>Fender Strat
Nah man. I Only play ESP. Been that way for almost 15 years.
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>>682779466
Esp is shit, expect iron cross. LP or Strato all the way.
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>>682779864
everyone can clearly see that you got raped in the ass.
someone recommended you a strato and you bought it from all the money you had. You never tried a good instrument. because then you would've thrown that strato right into the trash
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>>682780107
Then can you explain me why all the known guitarists play them?
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>>682780280
you mean the cheap ass street guitarists? yeah because they got it for cheap/free and can't buy proper instruments
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>>682779466
how real does the doll feel?
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>>682780348
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Gibson_players
Do the same search for fender players
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>>682780491
because a gibson is a fender.
Are you always trying to compare gold with shit?
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>>682772684
''Cooter'' kekekekekekekekekek
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>>682778519
Heres your timestamp. Blacked out some info written on the box

>>682780107
Strats arent trash dude. People just try to use them outside of blues, and classic rock, and it doesnt fucking work.

>>682780436
Real enough to have me literally drooling with my eyes rolled in the back of my head all 30 seconds Im thrusting away.
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>>682780655
At least I don't fuck rubber with my esp
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>>682770385
>mfw "immersion"
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>>682777595
Fucking thank you!
Man I was almost late to a job interview over this thread.

>it went very well if you were wondering
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>>682780854
Thats someone else shit talking you bro. And for the record, I fuck rubber with my dick.
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>>682780820
I have a limited edition strat and a les paul but i mostly play blues
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>>682775536
This
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>>682781028
what's her name?
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>>682781028
Well , if I sprain you I'm sorry.
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>>682781028
are the breasts soft? or is there a layer of foam making them unrealistically hard?
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soon my faggots, soon.
>http://sexybots.com/sex-robots/
>http://www.projectaiko.com/

enjoy.
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>>682780820
those tits make me hard, i want it
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>>682769227
Does it taste like fish?
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>>682781504
Theyre made of the same silicone material. Theyre nice and firm, but squishy and jiggly at the same time.
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>>682781761
>18 seconds

impressive
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>>682781913
He's curry
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>>682769227
>onahole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NzmphDAWXo
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>>682781913
Meh, It usually takes like 2-3 minutes in reality. Not much more impressive, I know, but i dont really have to worry about pleasing a woman shaped piece of rubber. Also, at the 0:13 second mark you can see where it obviously cuts to the next part, bc the video is edited.
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>>682770948
>Real women say no

If there's no struggle, there's no fun.
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Should we make a new thread to discuss the impact of the arival of nearly life like sexbots on society?
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>>682782277
you can't fuck a real girl with eyes like that
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>>682778030
It's sexy. I want one but have no where to hide it. More pics?
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>>682769227
how much?
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>>682781761
>cumming all over it's chest when you're the one who's going to have to clean it off
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>>682782622
Here. This ones FOR YOU.

All I can do for now, gotta go to work.
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>>682781761
now you have to wash her hair
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You guys ever see the Loli models?
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>>682783287
Thx. I'd love to try her out
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>>682783342
you know what website you're on right?
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>>682783534
he is either talking about trottla dolls or maybe some better quality ones. actually fuckable ones.

the kind that will get you into prison when you try to import them from japan
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>>682770948
I've found that I get hard as diamonds when my girlfriend says no.
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>>682783618
I always wondered about that.
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>>682783746
there is evidence that trottla is at most 1 inch deep
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>>682770385
I can't even so awesome your wording be.
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>>682770723
The black one has a dick
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>>682783890
Just a head massage then. Where did you find the evidence
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>>682769227
Who's gonna be president OP?
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>>682784054
on the internet
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>>682784157
Bernie sanders, it's all plotted by the jewish contributors. I hope trump wins though
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>>682783618
>the kind that will get you into prison when you try to import them from japan
really? on what grounds?
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>>682784342
on claims about child abuse and shit, not only canada gets you for importing loli doujins and dolls
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>>682784184
That's nightmarish
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>>682784463
care to elaborate? do inanimate objects count as children in canada?
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>>682784601
no but i bet they consider it a crime nontheless
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>>682778392
Lol I got one for 30 bucks. No head arms or legs but the body is the same size. I think it was a pricing mistake on eBay
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>>682784681
Keep posting. This pics are interesting.
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>>682784681
Many retarded countries consider animated/painted stuff child pornography. Because hurr, durr.
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>>682781761
>Not cumming inside her ass
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>>682769337
Every chick on the planet has a fake duck of some kind. Why is your dumbass still using your hand?


I got this shit for 50 on eaby
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>>682783890
Anyone still have the web addy? I lost my bookmark since my gf was using my phone a lot
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>>682785049
I'm not into that stuff myself but I'd rather have pedos jerk of to drawn or CG cp and fuck tiny sex dolls than go for the real stuff.
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>>682785261
Dick*

And you're welcome
http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&id=222072612592&alt=web
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>>682769227
how does it feel to be a pedo in training, loser?
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>>682769227
Link?
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>>682785552
How does it feel to jerkoff like a retarded cave man?
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>>682785049
Becausr it is seen as a means to sexualiseing children rather than an outlet for a little understood, but nonetheless prolific, natural desire.
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why didn't you buy a fuck machine to stimulate your G point instead of that shit
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>>682785766
whos says he hasn't?
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>>682785261
2/10
Would fuck regardless
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>>682770723
because the black one complains it's ancient ancestors (like most of the planet) were slaves and wants freebies and all kinds of passes through the system--then it doesn't even work
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>>682785766
"His"? "Point"? Children detected.
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>>682785833
i see what you did here you kinky boy
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>>682785843
Implying I haven't fucked more girls than you've even talked too lol.
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>>682786099
yeah sure "children" fuck off
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>>682786125
implying anyone gives a shit
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>>682786386
Yeah, i see what you mean. The vagina on that thing would be an inch or so deep. There isnt room for more than that.
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>>682786386
In 10000 years when or civilisation is long gone and forgotten future archaeologists will dig up the remains of our sex industry and interpret them as "fertility symbols" and "worshiped idols" and shit just like we do today
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>>682785261
>Why is your dumbass still using your hand?
I own a fleshlight and it's WAY more trouble than it's worth. Sure, I have better orgasms using it, but each time I want to use it I have to spend half an hour warming it up in hot water (even then it only stays nice and warm for about 10 minutes so you have to be quick) then another 10 minutes afterwards cleaning it out feeling like the most disgusting human being on the planet. It also means you have to buy constant supplies of lube.
I got bored of it after about a week and only use it maybe once a month now if that.
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>>682786710
are you suggesting that females did use that venus as penis replacement?
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>>682786125
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>>682786776
Mmmm. Same here.

I've got a fleshlight. It feels good and all that but its just too much work.
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>>682786807
yeah.
sure.
females.
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>>682770385
>more tighter
I didn't expect much but nigga damn
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>>682773641
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>>682786776
>2016
>not having your mother clean your fleshlight
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>>682787421
dont forget all the aids and stds
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>>682778755
cuz yer gonna be a star, right?
loser
enjoy being bald and 50, being the backup ensemble in weddings and bar mitvzas
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>>682779466
make, model, and where to purchase
any basis for comparing to realdoll?
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>>682787583
Lol
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>>682786962
Exactly. I might as well just go out and try to fuck a real woman for that amount of effort.
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>>682783287
PUT HER IN A JOJO POSE
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>>682785488
14-15" from mid-neck to upper thigh?
wut?
even midgets are bigger
my dick would be in past the tits
why even bother making it in the shape of a body at all as this shape only makes one realize it is not even close to realistic?

you'd have to be pretty much retarded to buy this
that's why arab or paki dude is unloading his used fucksacks covered in aids juice on the interweb auction sites and pawning them off as new
a street hooker is probably cleaner
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this >>682786776
seconds of mediocre pleasure, far less adaptable than a hand pressure-wise, grip-wise, etc., plus lube needed, etc., then that for a half hour clean up and drying, then most have to hide the fucking thing and store it

so not worth it

you have to be less than beta to buy these dumb as jap toys anyway and anybody that doesn't realize that is just a sad half-man with a pathetic dick and pathetic life to match it
go live in your closet, fags
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Best post itt >>682787583
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>>682776732
To simulate child sex, of course.
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>>682769227
What's your favorite movie?
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>>682790957
Oh.
Fair enough then. Carry on.
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>>682791162
Memories of a murder, its a korean movie
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>If you're not vegan/feminist or supportive of the two, you might as well leave now.

This tumblr thing must die.

Also general tumblr hate / cringe thread
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>>682791567

oh sheet, that was meant to be its own thread
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>>682791567
cant find her page
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>>682776131

So do you fuck it or wear it as a hat?
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Anyone recommend an affordable good sex toy?
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>>682792942
I want one to wear as a hat
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>>682794124
your mom
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>>682794124
tis a good question, a decent fleshlight is like 50quid
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>>682782277
Those eyes made me kek so hard
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Have any of you fags considered getting a trottla doll?
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>>682774396
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>>682795264
Two people already posted that same shit in reply to the same post, anon
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>>682794673
Yea, and ive heard some mixed reviews about them. I dont want to waste money on something that might not be that great
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>>682794503
zing
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>>682786776
>feeling disgust
what a pleb

and the orgasm is totally worth it, it's a good 15x better than just using my hand

cleanup is more effort I want to deal with though, I'll give you that, especially if you get something like OP has -- rinsing it out is easy, but drying it is the most important bit so you don't get mold going up your urethra

>>682794124
there's a thread on /jp/, go read the guide
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>>682787583
>because the only reason to learn guitar is to become a rock star, there is no other possible reason
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>>682795501
i had one and tbf it was really good, just a pain in the ass to clean
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>>682772684
>cooter
Fucking beta cuck faggot, kys.
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