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Roll dubs and your penis will grow an inch.

Roll trips and your penis will grow two inches, plus one inch in girth.

Roll quads and your penis will grow three inches, plus two inches in girth.

Roll quints and you will have the world's largest human penis.

>But beware: if you roll singles, you'll lose half an inch.
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Check em
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No problem.
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lol lets try
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I could do with losing half an inch, rolling for single
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Tripz
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Inchez
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Trippolini
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Rollarino
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Quadzilla
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Yikes
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moo
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i'm only 6 inches anyways
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555
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This is fucking dumb.........rolls
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444
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>>682765491
rolling for fun
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>>682765491
rollan
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>>682765491
r...ro...roll.......
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Rollin for girth
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>>682765491
dayum
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This is a roll I don't want to lose so please
Checkem
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IT'S WORTH THE RISK
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Pleas
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Ez dubs
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I'll keep going even if I get negative dick
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I need trips or higher now
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Can I unroll
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please, I need this
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Rolll
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Rolling to I win
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I've never gotten anything higher than dubs
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>>682765491
Rollan
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>>682765622
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So many dicks getting smaller in this thread...

Rolling.
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rolllllllll
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wanna bigger beniz
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>>682765491
>inch

Really?

Why are you Burgerclap Shooteroonies still using an extremely unstable measurement system?
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Lets play
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Rolling for bigger tits
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I'm comfortable with my si- PLEASE GET AT LEAST TRIPS
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>Grow
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>>682767498
Timestamp or gtfo
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FUCK I POSTED TOO MANY TIMES
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Singles get
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>>682767635
Implying I'm not a man who wants bigger tits
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Can I just lose my dick entirely and have a vag I stead?
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>>682768092
Yes, but only if you sacrifice at least one goat to the snake god Glycon.
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>>682765491
Awww shit
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Roll plz
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rall
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godzirra penis preaseu
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>>682769003
leloll
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>>682769026
>>682769026
leloll preaseu
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>>682769076
leloll must get big penis
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>>682769120
big penisu prease
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>>682769160
penis so smarr need biggeru
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>>682769236
prease
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>>682769285
it is smarr weewee i need big to prease gilrfliend
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>>682769418
amelica prease herp me
i need big dicku rike obama
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>>682769003
>>682769026
>>682769076
>>682769120
>>682769160
>>682769236
>>682769285
For the love of god, stop rolling.
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>>682769512
gilrfliend wants big dick my dick so smarr and now so so smarr quints preaseu
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I can feel it grows!
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Please God, please God, please...
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One dick to rule them all
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>>682765491
eyy b0ss plz
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>>682765491
trees :^)
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>>682769686
preaseu my dick is too smarr i rose intelnar penis now
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send the helping
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>>682769933
dubs? i no ronger can see penisu i need mole
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>>682769933
Rolling for this guy. Sounds like he needs all the help he can get.
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>>682769933
>>682770148
Singles. Oops. Sorry, mate.
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>>682765491
i pray for singles, currently my dick is too large to fit comfortably in my dog
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i hav absolutely nothing to loose

>pic related
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rollero
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>>682765491
I have little to lose
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>>682765491
Ayyyy
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Like This?
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>>682765622
Grats m8
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>>682771122
+1 inch checked
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Ez
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Pls pupper
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Sure, what's wrong with an 8 inch dick?
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>>682771222
Niiiiice
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>>682771222
FAK YEAAAHHH. THANJ YOU LAWD PUPPER. PRAISE LORD PUPPER.
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What about trips?
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>>682765491
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>>682771288
OH. SHIT IM ON A ROLL I GOT DUBS AGAIN
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>>682765491
kek nothing will stop the nazis and the 4rd reicht
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A bigger penis would be nice as I'm actively fighting to kill all Muslim extremists in Sweden.

FUCK THEM ALL TO DEATH
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papa bless
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Rollyroll
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Pls
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Im dyin
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Penguin
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rollan
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This is easy. What happens when I get quads?
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OP here. In order to combat white privilege, I have decided that the gains of white, cisgendered men will not come true. Only marginalized groups and other oppressed people will see their gains realized. However, men who rolled singles will still keep their loss of penis size. See it as pay back for all the people you've hurt through rape.
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if you don't risk, you can't profit
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Oh ya I'm rollin
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>>682773224
i am a white cis male and you are literally oppressing me right now. i want my fucking gain
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Kkk
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rollio
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rol
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roll lmao
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Llor.
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Fuck it
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>>682765491
lets do dis!!
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Go hard or go home.
>get it, go hard
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I'm about to lose half an inch, fuck
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>>682765491
esas dobles
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lets make my pin dick grow
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doubles governor
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quads get
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rawl
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Henry Rollins
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Doubles
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dubbya
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i now have a 10 inch cockerino
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Ok
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>>682765491
Okely dokely
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nah m8 check out these repeating numbers
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>>682777422
Sweet. It worked. I like the result

I didn't even need the extra inch, sorry for stealing it from any anons with small dicks.
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Let's go
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>>682777522
Oh, i did it again. It's even bigger. This is just getting unfair
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>>682777522
Stole my dubs you nigger.>>682777523
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>>682777620
Sorry anon.
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>>682765491
Check my penis
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rolli
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>>682777522
One more try. Trips here i come
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rollll
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>>682777760
I want trips nigger
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>>682765491
Losing half an inch does nothing to me maaan
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GIMME THAT QUINTS
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>>682777832
well....
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>>682777814
Fuck, i'm back down to only one inch bigger than i was in the first place
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>>682777940
Fuck
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>>682765491
What if I want a small feminine penis?
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Rolllll
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TRIPS PLS
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Trips plz I need it...
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09
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>>682778343
Reroll something must have gone wrong..
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>>682778198
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I need this!
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>>682778565
Great, I'm in negative inches now.
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:(
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>>682778666 kek, nice.
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>>682765947
>implying you have a half inch to lose
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please god let me have a superhuman penis
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fuk
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My penal is eready big enuf
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>>682779096
Well reroll
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>>682779150
Dammit
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Rollllllllllllllllll
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Would like to lose an inch. But I dub too much.
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>>682778883
There is no God
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>>682767656
Kek'd
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>>682765491
Bout to kill a bitch with my dick
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Give me that growth
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nothing to lose
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>>682765491
I can afford to lose half an inch, shiny and chrome
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>>682779518
Swag
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>>682779638
Ooh, now things are looking bleak
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Mines small enough anyway
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Yoloo
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Please
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Gimme two more maiiiiin
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>>682780000
Holy shit dude
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>>682780000
Enjoy m80
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>>682780000
WE HAVE A WIENER
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>>682780000
pics or it didnt happen
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>>682765491

i have at least an inch to loose
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Check out my 66s
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So I did some math and according to an average penis size of 5.2'' and largest penis size of 18.9'' the expected value for rolling is a loss of 0.34 inches.
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>>682765491
ok
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Praying for a bigger dick
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Rolling for marco r he needs a bigger dick
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Rolling for a bigger, blacker dick
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Rollex
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>>682765491
For the emperor!
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o shit waddup
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rolling for micropenis get
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No risk no fun
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Quads get!
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