Roll dubs and your penis will grow an inch.
Roll trips and your penis will grow two inches, plus one inch in girth.
Roll quads and your penis will grow three inches, plus two inches in girth.
Roll quints and you will have the world's largest human penis.
>But beware: if you roll singles, you'll lose half an inch.
i hav absolutely nothing to loose
OP here. In order to combat white privilege, I have decided that the gains of white, cisgendered men will not come true. Only marginalized groups and other oppressed people will see their gains realized. However, men who rolled singles will still keep their loss of penis size. See it as pay back for all the people you've hurt through rape.
Would like to lose an inch. But I dub too much.
So I did some math and according to an average penis size of 5.2'' and largest penis size of 18.9'' the expected value for rolling is a loss of 0.34 inches.