WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED /b/?!?! Okay so some heavy shit just happened and it involves CP and sex trafficing so I figured you guys might wanna hear the story. I'm like fucking floored right now. I don't even know what to do or say. But I'm gonna get into the story anyways. For legal purposes just remember that "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact". Here it goes.
>Be drug dealer
>Sell 25i by the sheet (100 hits at a time)
>Hard to find new local custos when not touring festivals
>Decide to use the app Whisper
>Basically post an ad saying I'm selling acid straight up
>Get hella replies
>One is from this bitch that asks if I do trades.
>She sends selfie
>6.5/10 but very skinny with a NIIIIIIIICE white ass
>She says she's down for anything in exchange for a trade and starts sending nudes.
>Me being someone who's /b/rowsed since like 2008 I ask for timestamp
>She provides and I'm already in this moral dilema cause I have a girlfriend.
>Suddenly she throws a curve ball
>"You can have my younger sister too"
>She already told me her own age is 18
>TakeASeatOverThere.jpeg pops in my head
>Try to figure out if she's a cop
>While I'm trying to figure this shit out she starts sending me hella pics of them two together and reveals that her younger sister turned 13 in feb
>She sends fuckin nudes of her sis
>This is on my phone now wtf
>Turns out they smoke meth together
>Turns out the older sister actually uses her little sister as currency for drugs, like lets meth dealers gangbang them both for meth
>WHAT THE FUCK
>SHE ACTUALLY USES THE WORDS SELL
>She's a legit sex trafficker and is currently blowing up my phone with PMs calling me daddy and baby and asking me to get her high with my acid and offering to and I FUCKIN QUOTE "rape her senseless and get her so high she doesn't know what's happening".
WHAT THE FUUCK DID I GET MYSELF INTO SELLING DRUGS
I want to set help her little sister and get her out of that shit before it's too late for her but at the same time I'M A FUCKIN DRUG DEALER (allegedly) AND I CAN'T TALK TO COPS! Fuck dude. Crazy shit. Is there any way to like... fuck their shit up legally and save the little sister without getting invovled more than like a couple anon phone calls? I'm reaaaaaaaaaally good at encryption and shit so I can send emails to the police no worries if I wanted. What do I do? Like fuck.
Acid has just become a broad term for anything on a blotter that makes you trip fuckin fool. LSD was invented in 1938 times have fuckin changed. Soon it will be over 100 years since LSD was invented so I think it's time you stop holding psychedelia back.
this is/b/ you are not her for advice.
you are here for validation.
do it and come back with full story.
this is what you wanted to hear.
Tell her you don't want to fuck her but simply beat the shit out of her. If she sells herself for drugs she probably will do that as well. And then you've beat the shit out of the girl who whores out her sister. Win win.
INFORM. cops, child support, school, parents, attory and your own lawyer, too.
Then completely wipe phone and destroy simcard.
People like this need to be stopped or they will drag you down, shove you under the bus, blame you, guilt trip you and infect you at the same time.
Would be better for you and your biz if it was the cops, actually.
yeah, I know that the pickle with the sisters is on a whole other level, but this is some bullshit. If you gonna sell 25i then call it for what it fucking is! It's pieces of shit like you who is holding the psychedelia back since no one can trust what's on the blotter. You can fucking overdose (death) on 25i... for fuck sake man get your shit together
Workin on this fam. Here's them clothed. Getting a fresh timestamp from the legal one. They're all gonna be screenshots.
Its all about the money man, money above pussy and morals, I hope you have a triple encrypted Blackberry since you are using a fucking app to sell acid, Either OP is a fucking liar or a rookie as fuck dealer.
how linked is the phone to you? could you report it anonymously to the police and get rid of you phone? perhaps even give them some of the weird shit she sent you as evidence?
You shouldn't sell drugs for what they aren't. You can easily die from 25i if you think it's acid. That's bad and you're bad. Just tell her you're not interested anymore and that you've backtraced her and will be contacting the authorities if she doesn't stop contacting you.
Why are some fags in this thread so fucking new? This is /b/, people come here because they have different views. If OP wanted normie fucking advice like "call the cops you piece of shit". He would have gone on facebook.
lol this is what the liberal "we-dont-give-a-fuck-what-you-do-as-long-as-you-give-us-money" attitude gets you. Fucking slut and her sister need to be wiped off the earth...
Here's pussy, I'll get more. She literally will do whatever if I say I'll give her drugs (not happening).
Screencap entire convo
Edit your personal info out
Save images to thumb drive
Take thumb drive to a public computer.
Internet cafe, library, anything that's usable by anyone
Create burner gmail account
Attach screencaps to email, send to FBI
Forget the little sis. The older one, though, I'd rip her clothes off with my teeth and stop right there because she has HIV.
>He would have gone on facebook.
Have you ever left your basement dude?
Ain't worth fucking her, these people always end up getting fucked and when they do, they'll try and smear their shit on everyone around them.
If you find a way, tip anonymously, if not let it go. You can't help everyone
Meet up with her and tell her she's so beautiful that you're going to hook her up with a whole book of LSD. Then hand her a Narcotics Anonymous basic text.
This is what I was looking for. A plan. You guys helped for fuck all besides this guy, hella imposters, hella 25i haters, and this thread just fuckin was a disaster overall. I'm tired, I need to jerk off, smoke weed, and get some sleep. Waiting for this bitches timestamp and then I'll post it and then I'm fuckin goin to bed. Fuck you /b/, love yah.
Post pics but make no reference to this thread, and say one is 18 and one is 20.
There is no age to start doing drugs, especially if your trash family is feeding them to you. I have known people to give booze or cannabis to their fucking babies, don't see what's so shocking about this one case
Samefag here. If you want to be really helpful, make sure to include her number, not just whatever she's in your phone as. As much personal info as possible about her, none about you.
Alternatively you could use a public phone box and just tip off the cops. They'll find everything they need on the girl's phone...or they'll just shoot her and her sister. Idk
I'm an Ausfag and I love shitposting, so I'm going to assume this is true.
In our country, unless you're a lebo or abbo, you can approach the cops when you're guilty of a minor crime and help them out with a major crime.
Get a lawyer. And I mean a good lawyer, not a diversity hire or stupid bullshit. They will charge about $300 an hour so be prepared for that. If you're selling drugs and not using, you should be rich as fuck, so this shouldn't be a big problem.
GO BACK AND HIRE THE LAWYER YOU DUMB NIGGER I KNOW YOU DIDN'T SO GO DO IT.
Tell the lawyer everything and be as honest as possible, but only tell things that are relevant to the case.
Do exactly as they tell you, even if it sucks. This is the only way forward from here. They will probably tell you to do the following:
Report to a police station and ask to see a police officer about a sex trafficking operation involving an underage minor. Have your lawyer present for this (remember that $300 an hour, bro), because that way you will see someone pretty damn fucking quick.
Tell them everything.
Use words like this:
"I want to help people. I'm not a bad person. I do what I do because I have few options and make bad choices, but I want to protect vulnerable people -- the truly vulnerable. There's an underage girl who's being pimped out for drugs and I cannot abide this. I don't want trouble, but I'm reaching out to you because I know you can help this desperate person."
Bear in mind you are probably on some kind of watch list. Lay low for a while, don't go right on dealing drugs like a nigger and you'll probably be okay in 6 months or so.
Never ever tell anyone you did this. Deny, deny, deny. Nobody will buy drugs off you if they ever thought you were talking to the cops. So deny, deny, deny.
Fuck y'all I decided this bitches problems are this bitches problems and you guys are gonna have to jerk it to some other meth head sex trafficker. Anyways here's the convo and remember that there's an implied "allegedly" before every verb in everything I say. Here's some of the convo so you know I'm OP peacing out. Also I use jailbroken iPhone 5s for all my burners because that research chemical profit margin is ridiculous. /b/ moves too fast nowadays for interesting shit to happen here. Fuck aaaaaaaallllllll you guys:^)
OP, best thing you can do right now is unlock your front door, strip naked, lie face down on the floor and await further instructions
Oh yeah, lube your ass too because your shit about to get REKT
If you're still here OP PHONE THE FUCKING PIGS RIGHT NOW sure they'll be pissed about the 25-I but I'm sure they won't arrest you if you're giving them a sick cunt like that I am genuinely trying to help OP you are now in a bind she can make up all kinds of shit to get you in it and her out of it if you dont act now trust me pigs are cunts but paedo ranks higher than small time dealer
You are the biggest fucking piece of shit.
Selling NBOMe as "acid" deserves everything.
Pic related is not a meme or copypasta shit, I tried it foreal. Let's see if it works.
So if you see a van in front of your house run.
Tell the cops. Just tell them that you were kidding about the drugs and just wanted to troll druggies. Like make a druggie walk all over town so they would get caught.
>seriously, if this is real~tell the cops~
I tried it, maybe it works, maybe it doesn't.
The problem is I am German and didn't gave any information bout my name and stuff.
Just Country and City, plus the tip.
He sells NBOMe as acid, he deseves it.
The only people who would outright offer that shit are cops. Ditch your phone before they get a warrant, also I hope you were using a burner. Only sell to niggas that you know -Master P
>This is prob a fake story though. 13 year old doing meth ?
Fucking Kek. You been living under a fucking rock mate? The basement your whole life? Jesus titty-fucking Christ. I come from a small town of 5,000 and my friends and I started getting into drugs at 11.
>hello mr law man, I tried to sell drugs online and someone offered sex for exchange of drugs, so I was considering it, but then she threw in her 13 year old sister, so I didn't know they were cops or not, so I just came here.
Hello child support, I would like to inform about an anonymous person on an app, who is maybe mistreating a child, they may be a cop, because I tried to deal drugs to them.
>Hello school I would like to report a student in somewhere in this state, inbetween 50+ schools where she probaly don't attend that I have pics of her naked.
>Hello, mom and dad? I know we havent talked in years and you live on a pension and in other state, I tried to sell drugs but I was offered sex with a minor in exchange, just wanted you to know.
Hello attorney I would like you to file these and these charges.
>Hello lawyer, I fucked up.
wipe phone? what is IMEI code
Don't project your incompetence on others, he's a grown up you're still in school I'd suggest you to kill yourself.
Most stupid advice ever
>Tell the cops you're a dealer, they won't get you this time sure but you better stop dealing
>Spend a shit load of money
> Reward : Dumb bitch will be getting gangbanged again for meth in 2weeks
Don't waste your time OP
fuck you dude 25i sucks and doesn't even come close to real acid, which I'm sure you have never tried. fag. don't lie about what you sell. I hope someone calls you out and fucks you up.
she is undercover cop
BUT NEVER TALK ABOUT DRUGS ON THE PHONE
NEVER MAKE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST ALLUSION!
Tell her who the fuck is calling, and what the fuck she is talking about, tell her to stop calling, tell her you dont have anything to do with drugs, then cut the line.
Or you will end up in jail.
Nope. Not awesome at all. In fact, because I was such a fuckhead, it delayed my career by a few years. After high school I decided on being an leo. Problem is, if you "expiramented" a certain amount of years have to pass before they allow you to apply.
Save your sarcasm for someone who actually warrants it faggot. My point wasn't to brag. It was to point out that age has nothing to do with drug use. I was embarrassed as all hell during my poly and background because of that shit.
Thats the right attitude - at least if you want to get yourself as fast as possible into jail.
There is a clear cut between fictional /b and the real life. Get used to it.
Do whatever you feel like with the anonymity of the internet. But I honestly doubt you'd chose to go fuck the 13yo girl.
At least if you're not completely retarded.
Internet =/= Real life
get used to it
What happened to /b/ since last summer? I am here for a long time, and it was shit the last 10 years. Only the shit been posted was a different.
What happened to you anon, edgelord?
I know right. In the old days, this thread would have had potential. It's shit like this and what these normie moralfags did to Brad that make me weep for what my beloved /b has become. Pic related.
Ok good way to stop yourself from becoming a Paedophile. When you think of screwing Jailbait (because u have. Lol bet all these /b/ Fags have lol) think of your ass being filled up by some crusty, greasy Mexican or Black guy Giving yh all them aids! Unless you are black or Mexican. Then it'll be some dirty old Bo stanking kkk Faggot filling yh ass up giving yh all those aids. Lol (in prision) as the guards just egg them on and laugh. Now... Lol. Do you still wanna fuck that tight peace of Jailbait? Lol
Bruh, neither you nor two sluts matter to the Feds. They deal with fucking rings, not one fucked up girl whose fucking up her sister for light weight small time dealers.
Local LE only gives a fuck cuz "SUIT UP BOYZ REAL CRIME LOL" bored fuckers.
No one really cares. No one. Why are you even having a dilemma? Honestly. I'm not saying you should have sex with them, but I'm also not saying you should continue peddling drugs. What I'm saying here is simple: it really doesn't matter.
OC with potential? Shut it down for a ylyl thread and a faces of /b/ thread...
Not an edgelord.
Why come to a place that used to be known as the evil corner of the internet and expect good advice?
Of course we're going to tell you to fuck the girls and sell the drugs.
So why are you here?