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WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED /b/?!?! Okay so some heavy shit just happened and it involves CP and sex trafficing so I figured you guys might wanna hear the story. I'm like fucking floored right now. I don't even know what to do or say. But I'm gonna get into the story anyways. For legal purposes just remember that "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact". Here it goes.

>Be drug dealer
>Sell 25i by the sheet (100 hits at a time)
>Hard to find new local custos when not touring festivals
>Decide to use the app Whisper
>Basically post an ad saying I'm selling acid straight up
>Get hella replies
>One is from this bitch that asks if I do trades.
>iseewherethisisgoing.png
>She sends selfie
>6.5/10 but very skinny with a NIIIIIIIICE white ass
>She says she's down for anything in exchange for a trade and starts sending nudes.
>Me being someone who's /b/rowsed since like 2008 I ask for timestamp
>She provides and I'm already in this moral dilema cause I have a girlfriend.
>Suddenly she throws a curve ball
>"You can have my younger sister too"
>She already told me her own age is 18
>TakeASeatOverThere.jpeg pops in my head
>Try to figure out if she's a cop
>While I'm trying to figure this shit out she starts sending me hella pics of them two together and reveals that her younger sister turned 13 in feb
>She sends fuckin nudes of her sis
>This is on my phone now wtf
>Turns out they smoke meth together
>Turns out the older sister actually uses her little sister as currency for drugs, like lets meth dealers gangbang them both for meth
>WHAT THE FUCK
>SHE ACTUALLY USES THE WORDS SELL
>She's a legit sex trafficker and is currently blowing up my phone with PMs calling me daddy and baby and asking me to get her high with my acid and offering to and I FUCKIN QUOTE "rape her senseless and get her so high she doesn't know what's happening".

WHAT THE FUUCK DID I GET MYSELF INTO SELLING DRUGS
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>selling 25i as acid

You deserve it faggot.
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>>682759802
I want to set help her little sister and get her out of that shit before it's too late for her but at the same time I'M A FUCKIN DRUG DEALER (allegedly) AND I CAN'T TALK TO COPS! Fuck dude. Crazy shit. Is there any way to like... fuck their shit up legally and save the little sister without getting invovled more than like a couple anon phone calls? I'm reaaaaaaaaaally good at encryption and shit so I can send emails to the police no worries if I wanted. What do I do? Like fuck.
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>>682759802
Post those nudes of that little sister and I'll give you my expert opinion.
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>>682759951
Acid has just become a broad term for anything on a blotter that makes you trip fuckin fool. LSD was invented in 1938 times have fuckin changed. Soon it will be over 100 years since LSD was invented so I think it's time you stop holding psychedelia back.
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>>682759802

this is/b/ you are not her for advice.

you are here for validation.


do it and come back with full story.

this is what you wanted to hear.
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>>682760087
Nah fam, but I will gladly post nudes of the legal meth head who wanted to sell her sister.
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>>682760129
That's retarded nonsense you're using to justify your bullshit and scamming people.
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Tell her you don't want to fuck her but simply beat the shit out of her. If she sells herself for drugs she probably will do that as well. And then you've beat the shit out of the girl who whores out her sister. Win win.
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>>682759802
Yo OP let me get that number /b/ro. That little sis sounds like a good time
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>>682760152
Damn I would if I was like a Cracked journalist or something. 10 Things You Learn Banging a 13 Year Old sounds like a title they'd have.
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>>682760183
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>>682759802
call the cops man ohh yeah thats right you're a piece of shit
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>>682760230
It's okay to hit women if they're addicted to meth and sex trafficers right? Like that shit don't matter anymore?
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>>682760305
So that's how I can get away with it? Signing up for journalism school as we speak. Watch out 13 year olds
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>>682760207
This, thanks anon
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>>682760316
Ask for a pose and I'll make her do it over PM. I'll post clothed and unclothed.
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>>682759802
Are you a virgin? Excited much...
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>>682759802
just maka annonimous report to police or sth
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>>682760340
You see that's the dilema I'm in.
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>>682760450
Fist in vagina
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Post nudes already. Fuck!
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>>682760450
Let me see a clothed one of that little sister op
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Let me see the 18 year old crackhead OP
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>>682759802
and yes, post pics of the methhead girl
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>>682759802
You could block her and call from a payphone telling the cops her number/username and that she is trading this kid for drugs
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post pics of the time stamped 18 year old as proof faggot.
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>>682760380
Nah they aren't women, just junkies.
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>>682760601
Why ruin a good thing? They sound like they're having fun sex drugs and more sex
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>>682759802

Listen here friend, If u got pics we want them.
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OP HERE I'M WORKIN ON PICS.
Whisper auto deletes after like 10 messages.
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>>682760697
agreed
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>>682760697
OP is a faggot. I was hoping it was true
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>>682759802
INFORM. cops, child support, school, parents, attory and your own lawyer, too.
Then completely wipe phone and destroy simcard.
People like this need to be stopped or they will drag you down, shove you under the bus, blame you, guilt trip you and infect you at the same time.
Would be better for you and your biz if it was the cops, actually.
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>>682760601
And lose mad customers, and inadvertently narc on himself gtfo dumbass
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>>682760742
What are you talking about? I'm op
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>>682760207
Fuckin this, when people hear acid they think of lsd. Hope op gets raped in prison for the rest of his pathetic life
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>>682760129
yeah, I know that the pickle with the sisters is on a whole other level, but this is some bullshit. If you gonna sell 25i then call it for what it fucking is! It's pieces of shit like you who is holding the psychedelia back since no one can trust what's on the blotter. You can fucking overdose (death) on 25i... for fuck sake man get your shit together
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OP here you're all faggots so stfu
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>>682760001
Tip the cops. There is your validation
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Workin on this fam. Here's them clothed. Getting a fresh timestamp from the legal one. They're all gonna be screenshots.
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>>682759802

Its all about the money man, money above pussy and morals, I hope you have a triple encrypted Blackberry since you are using a fucking app to sell acid, Either OP is a fucking liar or a rookie as fuck dealer.
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>>682759802
Drug dealing nigger scum fuck, hope u get busted on a kiddy fiddler rap too

They'll love your ass in prison
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>>682760909
Op here don't judge me if they die they die. Not my problem
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>>682760497
THERE ARE ANONYMOUS TIP LINES, FAGGOT.
Or just send an email to child services from a throwaway account.

This is prob a fake story though. 13 year old doing meth ?
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>>682760998
ok i changed my mind. just fuk them and give them dope
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>>682760998
OP u fag, you oughta throw ur shitty iphone in the bin, narc, get payed and buy android phone
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>>682759802
how linked is the phone to you? could you report it anonymously to the police and get rid of you phone? perhaps even give them some of the weird shit she sent you as evidence?
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>>682761055
Not me >___> fuckin hell this thread is a disaster.
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>>682760998
Threesome with sisters. Wtf is wrong with you op?? Do it faggot
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>>682759802
You shouldn't sell drugs for what they aren't. You can easily die from 25i if you think it's acid. That's bad and you're bad. Just tell her you're not interested anymore and that you've backtraced her and will be contacting the authorities if she doesn't stop contacting you.
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Bomb bank Osama nuclear Islamic State Allah Akhbar kill Merkel biological weapon Bilderberg mafia ndrangheta
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>>682760998
I'm waiting on timestamp from her
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>>682759802
Why are some fags in this thread so fucking new? This is /b/, people come here because they have different views. If OP wanted normie fucking advice like "call the cops you piece of shit". He would have gone on facebook.
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lol this is what the liberal "we-dont-give-a-fuck-what-you-do-as-long-as-you-give-us-money" attitude gets you. Fucking slut and her sister need to be wiped off the earth...
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>>682760998
Here's pussy, I'll get more. She literally will do whatever if I say I'll give her drugs (not happening).
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>>682761236
Fuck them both fag
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>>682761275
This
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>>682761210
THIS
so much faggots and white knights in this thread, it makes me sad...
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>>682760998
OP are you gay?
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25i is trash don't sell that shit you pleb sell real acid
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>>682761085
Yeah sounds fake to me
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>>682761307
Op here you're right dude I will wipe them from the earth. Thanks for the advice
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>>682760207
25i is cool and all, but fuck pretending that it's acid. doesn't compare to acid personally
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>>682760001
Screencap entire convo
Edit your personal info out
Save images to thumb drive
Take thumb drive to a public computer.
Internet cafe, library, anything that's usable by anyone
Create burner gmail account
Attach screencaps to email, send to FBI
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>>682760998
>using Safari

Forget the little sis. The older one, though, I'd rip her clothes off with my teeth and stop right there because she has HIV.
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>>682761336
> diseased pussy
fuck her and die of aids or narc on her and maybe get her sisters life fixed
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>>682761275
>He would have gone on facebook.
Have you ever left your basement dude?
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>>682761425
OP here.. I've come to the conclusion of fucking them both.
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op you so slow this thread gonna die !
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>>682761449
Are you on the right website? This isn't tumblr faggot.
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Ain't worth fucking her, these people always end up getting fucked and when they do, they'll try and smear their shit on everyone around them.

If you find a way, tip anonymously, if not let it go. You can't help everyone
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Meet up with her and tell her she's so beautiful that you're going to hook her up with a whole book of LSD. Then hand her a Narcotics Anonymous basic text.
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Hey OP
What's your local PD?

I want to listen to their scanner when you get swatted
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>>682761413
This is what I was looking for. A plan. You guys helped for fuck all besides this guy, hella imposters, hella 25i haters, and this thread just fuckin was a disaster overall. I'm tired, I need to jerk off, smoke weed, and get some sleep. Waiting for this bitches timestamp and then I'll post it and then I'm fuckin goin to bed. Fuck you /b/, love yah.
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>>682759802
tl;dr: op surprised that drug addicts are dubious
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>>682761595
Nigger
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>>682761519
Yes.
Post pics but make no reference to this thread, and say one is 18 and one is 20.
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>>682761085

There is no age to start doing drugs, especially if your trash family is feeding them to you. I have known people to give booze or cannabis to their fucking babies, don't see what's so shocking about this one case
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>>682761519
*slow claps*

Don't forget to return with video of it faggot share the love.
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>>682761595
Fucking fag
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>>682761491
This is probably the best option.

If you cant be bothered/dont care then just move along, you'd probably get HIV from EITHER of them anyway.
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>>682761519
"sure"
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>>682761519
shit, then you better start taking precautions.
forgot the name of this aids-preventing med, but u better get your Jewish little fingers on those before you'r puttin it in
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>>682761595
Who the fuck is this guy? OP here still waiting on nudes of little sis and I'll post them shortly
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>>682761595
Samefag here. If you want to be really helpful, make sure to include her number, not just whatever she's in your phone as. As much personal info as possible about her, none about you.
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>>682761784
You're going to post child pornography?
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>>682761595
Alternatively you could use a public phone box and just tip off the cops. They'll find everything they need on the girl's phone...or they'll just shoot her and her sister. Idk
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>>682761827
Mods already have his IP

Whoops
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>>682759802

I'm an Ausfag and I love shitposting, so I'm going to assume this is true.

In our country, unless you're a lebo or abbo, you can approach the cops when you're guilty of a minor crime and help them out with a major crime.

STEP 0:

Get a lawyer. And I mean a good lawyer, not a diversity hire or stupid bullshit. They will charge about $300 an hour so be prepared for that. If you're selling drugs and not using, you should be rich as fuck, so this shouldn't be a big problem.

STEP 1:

GO BACK AND HIRE THE LAWYER YOU DUMB NIGGER I KNOW YOU DIDN'T SO GO DO IT.

STEP 3:

Tell the lawyer everything and be as honest as possible, but only tell things that are relevant to the case.

STEP 4:

Do exactly as they tell you, even if it sucks. This is the only way forward from here. They will probably tell you to do the following:

Report to a police station and ask to see a police officer about a sex trafficking operation involving an underage minor. Have your lawyer present for this (remember that $300 an hour, bro), because that way you will see someone pretty damn fucking quick.

Tell them everything.

Go home.

Use words like this:

"I want to help people. I'm not a bad person. I do what I do because I have few options and make bad choices, but I want to protect vulnerable people -- the truly vulnerable. There's an underage girl who's being pimped out for drugs and I cannot abide this. I don't want trouble, but I'm reaching out to you because I know you can help this desperate person."

Bear in mind you are probably on some kind of watch list. Lay low for a while, don't go right on dealing drugs like a nigger and you'll probably be okay in 6 months or so.

Step 9999:

Never ever tell anyone you did this. Deny, deny, deny. Nobody will buy drugs off you if they ever thought you were talking to the cops. So deny, deny, deny.
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Haven't even looked at the rest of this but smells like bullshit to me
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>>682761935
Pay phones are harder to find these days, but yeah fewer risks. Just have to make sure there's no camera nearby. Same with public computers.
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Fuck y'all I decided this bitches problems are this bitches problems and you guys are gonna have to jerk it to some other meth head sex trafficker. Anyways here's the convo and remember that there's an implied "allegedly" before every verb in everything I say. Here's some of the convo so you know I'm OP peacing out. Also I use jailbroken iPhone 5s for all my burners because that research chemical profit margin is ridiculous. /b/ moves too fast nowadays for interesting shit to happen here. Fuck aaaaaaaallllllll you guys:^)
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>>682759802
Op delivers nothing... What a waste of potential
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cp nigs getting hit hard, internet is white knight zone now didn't you know ? there was a memo, fuckboi
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>>682762143
Look at op being a cocky little faggot
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>>682762143
For those wondering no I'm not gonna talk to them anymore, night mods.
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>>682762143
Keep posting faggot
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>>682762143
Buhbye, nigger

Now what's your local PD so I can listen to their scanner when SWAT rapes your ass, boy
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>>682762143

You should follow this advice.

>>682762004
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How many days till OP gets busted? 14
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>>682760129
You are so full of shit I hope you get busted. Lying ass petty scammer.
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>>682762143
For those wondering yes I am going to fuck their brains out. Op here
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>>682762004
this
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OP, best thing you can do right now is unlock your front door, strip naked, lie face down on the floor and await further instructions

Oh yeah, lube your ass too because your shit about to get REKT
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>>682762143
The day /b/ passed up sex with a 13 year old. Wew lads.
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>>682762143
>my bf
Sounds like her methhead bf told her to try to set you up to steal your shit or blackmail you into giving it to then. Conclusion OP is living in lala land
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>>682759802
It's a set up
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>>682762575
kek
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nigga u gay
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Post her whatsapp or kik op
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>>682762592
Op here I've decided I'm going to trade my acid for sex with the BF. Will post pics shortly
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>>682762575
8 Chan cripple felching pedo detected
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>>682762842
>Op here
nice try
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>>682762935
Was it?
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OP here. Ive decided to join the Space Program and be the first inverted nigger on Jupiter. Will post results.
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>>682763033
Nice try. OP here the BF is now penetrating me with his AIDS cock. Pics shortly. Quads and I email you the vid
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If you're still here OP PHONE THE FUCKING PIGS RIGHT NOW sure they'll be pissed about the 25-I but I'm sure they won't arrest you if you're giving them a sick cunt like that I am genuinely trying to help OP you are now in a bind she can make up all kinds of shit to get you in it and her out of it if you dont act now trust me pigs are cunts but paedo ranks higher than small time dealer
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OP has requested porn of a minor on a thread that's being monitored.

He fucked up, now he fucked
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>>682759802
>>682760129
You are the biggest fucking piece of shit.
Selling NBOMe as "acid" deserves everything.

Pic related is not a meme or copypasta shit, I tried it foreal. Let's see if it works.
So if you see a van in front of your house run.
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>>682763206
Get to rolling niggers I want that video
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>>682761085
You have obviously never been out of the basement, cuz. Happens here all. The. Time. Northern California is a fucked up place.
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>>682763206
Rollin for vid
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>>682760998
Where do you live OP? Like what state?
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>>682763897
Road island
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>>682763702
oh shit, OP is in some serious trouble if this works
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>>682759802
CALL THE FUCKING COPS MAN.
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>>682764128
>>682763702
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>>682759802
Tell the cops. Just tell them that you were kidding about the drugs and just wanted to troll druggies. Like make a druggie walk all over town so they would get caught.
>seriously, if this is real~tell the cops~
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OP, you shud go into yor front yard like now, naked, an lie face down... an wait... you dun goofed nigger
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>>682763702
If it's legit,you are bro.
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>>682759802
Post pics of her mouth, want to see how fucked up them chompers are
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>>682760183
Do it
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>>682763702
U fucking snitch nigger
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>>682759802
It's a cop, it's always a cop.
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Someone find a stream for OPs local PD radio

It's the swattening
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>>682764410
Meth isn't bad for your teeth if you brush afterwards and chew gum.
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>>682764344
I tried it, maybe it works, maybe it doesn't.
The problem is I am German and didn't gave any information bout my name and stuff.
Just Country and City, plus the tip.

>>682764445
He sells NBOMe as acid, he deseves it.
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>>682764513
This.
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>>682760305
>10 Things You Learn Banging a 13 Year Old
kek
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>>682764616
Kek
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>>682764524
I thought there was no hope after constant smoking
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>>682763702
fucking LOL
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>>682759802
>WHAT THE FUUCK DID I GET MYSELF INTO SELLING DRUGS

You just described what you got yourself into. Do drugs, dont sell them, it always ends in shit like this.
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Get comfy, bros... and see a glimpse of old /b/

Where we dox this nigger and listen to him die on police scanners

Because we can. For the lulz
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>>682763980
>Road Island
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>>682762919
>pedo
>13yo even doesnt look like loli
youre a fag.
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she and her sister, those dealers who fucked her sister, you op, you all need to be arrested, kek.
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>>682759802
Bound to happen eventually in that line of work.
Anon tip to the 5 'o', even candy sellers have morals
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IT'S

TIME

https://youtu.be/ych7fBZA9FY
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>>682759802
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oh shit wadup
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>>682759802
The only people who would outright offer that shit are cops. Ditch your phone before they get a warrant, also I hope you were using a burner. Only sell to niggas that you know -Master P
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>>682761085
>This is prob a fake story though. 13 year old doing meth ?

Fucking Kek. You been living under a fucking rock mate? The basement your whole life? Jesus titty-fucking Christ. I come from a small town of 5,000 and my friends and I started getting into drugs at 11.
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>>682760998
Nigger she ain't 13, both look legal, go for it
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>>682763702
>Testergebnis: Anon ist ne Schwuchtel
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>>682760795
>hello mr law man, I tried to sell drugs online and someone offered sex for exchange of drugs, so I was considering it, but then she threw in her 13 year old sister, so I didn't know they were cops or not, so I just came here.
Hello child support, I would like to inform about an anonymous person on an app, who is maybe mistreating a child, they may be a cop, because I tried to deal drugs to them.
>Hello school I would like to report a student in somewhere in this state, inbetween 50+ schools where she probaly don't attend that I have pics of her naked.
>Hello, mom and dad? I know we havent talked in years and you live on a pension and in other state, I tried to sell drugs but I was offered sex with a minor in exchange, just wanted you to know.
Hello attorney I would like you to file these and these charges.
>Hello lawyer, I fucked up.
wipe phone? what is IMEI code
Don't project your incompetence on others, he's a grown up you're still in school I'd suggest you to kill yourself.
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>>682766163
Wow dude you're so fucking cool, I want to be just like you... Man, you earned your gold star of awesome
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>>682766186
If there legal in your country, go for it, no way that bitch is 13. Look 18 faggot
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>>682762004

Most stupid advice ever

>Tell the cops you're a dealer, they won't get you this time sure but you better stop dealing
>Spend a shit load of money
> Reward : Dumb bitch will be getting gangbanged again for meth in 2weeks

Don't waste your time OP
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>>682760129
fuck you dude 25i sucks and doesn't even come close to real acid, which I'm sure you have never tried. fag. don't lie about what you sell. I hope someone calls you out and fucks you up.
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>>682760998
>>682761236
>>682761336
>Op trolled
Look at the time, And their clothes.
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We gon burn yo home, nigga

Wid yu innit OP
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>>682766818
>I hope someone calls you out and fucks you up.
>>682763702
We'll see if this Anons work will do it.
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>>682760087
Kek
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OP is ALWAYS a faggot
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>>682760129
You are a fucking retard. I will puddle the shit out of you. What festivals do you go to?
You don't know anything about anything.
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>>682760577
True statement
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>>682759802
she is undercover cop
or stupid
BUT NEVER TALK ABOUT DRUGS ON THE PHONE
NEVER MAKE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST ALLUSION!
Tell her who the fuck is calling, and what the fuck she is talking about, tell her to stop calling, tell her you dont have anything to do with drugs, then cut the line.
Or you will end up in jail.
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>>682766377
Nope. Not awesome at all. In fact, because I was such a fuckhead, it delayed my career by a few years. After high school I decided on being an leo. Problem is, if you "expiramented" a certain amount of years have to pass before they allow you to apply.

Save your sarcasm for someone who actually warrants it faggot. My point wasn't to brag. It was to point out that age has nothing to do with drug use. I was embarrassed as all hell during my poly and background because of that shit.
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gg, well trolled
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>>682767381
If she is not honest you are pretty much fucked:
>accepted prositution with a minor
>cp picture on your phone
>intend to / selling drugs

please have a seat right here.
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>>682760001
Could grass them up as an annon tipper for the police. >>682760001
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>>682762575
What happened to /b/? :(
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>>682763206
Ah roll??
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>>682768245
you can see in this thread what has happened to /b/
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>>682762575
Thats the right attitude - at least if you want to get yourself as fast as possible into jail.
There is a clear cut between fictional /b and the real life. Get used to it.
Do whatever you feel like with the anonymity of the internet. But I honestly doubt you'd chose to go fuck the 13yo girl.
At least if you're not completely retarded.
Internet =/= Real life
get used to it
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>>682768339
Since when?
What happened to /b/ since last summer? I am here for a long time, and it was shit the last 10 years. Only the shit been posted was a different.
What happened to you anon, edgelord?
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>>682768245
I know right. In the old days, this thread would have had potential. It's shit like this and what these normie moralfags did to Brad that make me weep for what my beloved /b has become. Pic related.
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>>682759951

Fuck you for selling 25i. You should do it and if were lucky you might just get caught and do some fucking real time instead of your already shitty 25i time.
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>>682761236
Ok good way to stop yourself from becoming a Paedophile. When you think of screwing Jailbait (because u have. Lol bet all these /b/ Fags have lol) think of your ass being filled up by some crusty, greasy Mexican or Black guy Giving yh all them aids! Unless you are black or Mexican. Then it'll be some dirty old Bo stanking kkk Faggot filling yh ass up giving yh all those aids. Lol (in prision) as the guards just egg them on and laugh. Now... Lol. Do you still wanna fuck that tight peace of Jailbait? Lol
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>>682768908
Wheres the blue meth at?!
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>>682768524
It was this time last year that /b stil loved cp so... you're a delusional nigger brainwashed by morals
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>>682760507
this
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Sell the drugs, fuck them both, upload to mega.
Why would you come here expecting genuine advice?
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Quick poll to see who's left
Who wants to see way illegal crackwhore nudes
And who wants to watch and listen to OP get smoked in realtime for being such a faggot nigger
Vote now
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>>682768245
/b/ = reddit
Such a shame
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>>682769732
See
>>682769679
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>>682769925
That's one for the pedo edgelords

Next vote
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>>682760001
Bruh, neither you nor two sluts matter to the Feds. They deal with fucking rings, not one fucked up girl whose fucking up her sister for light weight small time dealers.
Local LE only gives a fuck cuz "SUIT UP BOYZ REAL CRIME LOL" bored fuckers.
No one really cares. No one. Why are you even having a dilemma? Honestly. I'm not saying you should have sex with them, but I'm also not saying you should continue peddling drugs. What I'm saying here is simple: it really doesn't matter.
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>>682768770
this.
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Y'all new faggots can suck mah dik

Not one of you kids doxxed this muppet yet
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>selling dangerous NBOME as LSD
Kill u self meneer
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>>682770025
whats the problem with normalfags? they are not really normal. and very very ignorant so they misuse terms everytime because they read some shit in ignorant newspapers.
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fuck them both and post pics of the 13yo....

I mean with clothes on
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OC with potential? Shut it down for a ylyl thread and a faces of /b/ thread...
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>>682760384
>work for cracked
>be a terrible person and rape people
>be a total piece of shit
>be smug about it
>get away with it by spewing SJW shit to seem "progressive"
Yup
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>>682770343
Take your meds, autismo
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>>682770343
"normal"fags.
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>>682770430
"normal"fag detected, stupid ignorant sheeple.
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Facebook /samijo1994
Whoops sorry OP
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>>682770587
>>>/r9k/

Back you go, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeefag
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>>682769412
you are an idiot.
b is not a person.
the people using b are not bound to almighty rules
either you like cp or you dont.
like many other people here.
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>>682770589
How did u find them?
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>>682770025
Pedophile here.
Not an edgelord.
Why come to a place that used to be known as the evil corner of the internet and expect good advice?
Of course we're going to tell you to fuck the girls and sell the drugs.
So why are you here?
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Maybe you can get mom the whore to make you some tendies with your good boy points

Autistic little faggot
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>>682770942
Sold to her before. Not shitty fake acid though.
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>>682770995
You got a waifu pillow and a MLP collection?

Fucking creep
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