>>682758898 >I was walking home down a steep hill. >It was a nice day, decided to walk to and from work. >Save a few bucks, get some exercise. >I was not looking at my feet and was listening to music. >I Step on a stone about the size and shape of a baseball. >Violently trip a few feet forward. >And here's the worst part >Because it was a steep hill >A few feet down. >I shattered my ankle and broke my foot. >Could not walk for 6 months. >It still hurts and I still limp 2 years later. This was about 2 weeks after I did it.
>be me in middle school >go to skatepark every day >skating one particular day >attempt disaster over a spine >skateboard fucks off >fall five feet and slide on concrete >feelalright.jpeg >elbow stings as I walk it off >giant chunk gone from my elbow >size of quarter and deep >can see fat >get dizzy and pass out
>>682758898 >Walking down the street on patrol >Chest explodes >Partner beats the shooter to death after shooting him (some fucking mongol named Yousef) >Sergeant Love wound up being put on administrative leave.
>driving home from work >hear my phone going off like crazy >better pull in somewhere don't wanna wreck texting and driving >pull into gas station and answer texts >drunk rear ends me while Im parked and breaks my L1 -L3
>be me >be Australian >be 18 >Just got P plates >driving on my own first time >feels good >feel so free >start to speed >crash >2 weeks later I wake up in a hospital >have 46 broken bones >part of my hand had to be amputated. >Told I will never be able to drive again. >have to take pain killers every day for months due to pain.
>>682758898 >Be me, 11 >Climbing a Tree with my brothers. >Was sorta crawling across a thick horizontal branch. >I slip and hold on to the tree >Gravity pulls me round and under the branch. >My arms get cut by the bark, making my instinctively let go. >Fall 7-8 feet into a fuckload of nettles.
I cried a lot and it hurt like hell with nettle stings all over me, but somehow I was fine.
>7yr old me sitting on skateboard down hill >deathwobble, off I go >road rash on half of thigh the worst part was waking up the next morning to find the scab had grown through my pj's and the whole thing had to be peeled off again
>running around parking lot like autistic fag >shoes are untied >step on lace >slam right above my eye into a concrete parking block The hair still grows funky there but at least I didn't take out my eye
I ran my right hand into a woodworking router a couple years ago. Tore off my index fingernail from below and chewed up my middle pretty bad, shredded the bone, etc. Healed up nicely though I still can't really feel anything with it.
>>682758898 >i was sleeping, got woken by awful pain in chest. >Go to hospital >doctor say, you have a collapsed lung. >stay in hospital they put tube in me to suck out the air, doctor doesn't use anesthesia, to cut a hole in my chest to insert the tube, hurts even more than the collapsed lung. >after lung is healed and all, doctor removes tube and staples the wound shut. It's now 3 years later, and the bloody stapled part still hurts when i move. That doctor was a prick
>be me >18 >had an IH Scout, had an electric fan installed when I got it >shroud around fan >safe to adjust carburetor when running >switch to a belt driven fan >go to adjust carburetor next time >bzzzzzzzztttttt >fan hits three fingers >cuts them to the bone >severs two tendons >third one hanging on >move that finger around, watch the tendon moving >didn't really feel pain >go to er >3 surgeries to fix it >4 months of medical leave from work
>Be me >12 >With my grandfather while he's working around his house >Walking around >Metal beam falls and collides with the back of my head >I go flying >Notice that i've scraped my wrist and it's bleeding a bit >'That was lucky' >Walk to grandfather to tell him what happened >Points behind me to the trail of blood >Put hand on the back of my head >Coated in blood >9 stitches.. Still have the scar
>>682758898 >be me >9 year old, year 4 at school >every Friday lunch was football >I go into goal every time >11 year old year 6 guy lines up >boots it >i stick my arm out to save >hits my arm >unbearable pain >school ice pack it >after school mum sees me in pain, straight to hospital >x-ray >broken arm >cast for 4 weeks >go back next week >still saved the goal
>>682758898 Broke my wrist while doing a front flip over fence, first time it worked but the second time I put too much weight on my right wrist and it snapped Had surgery and missed wedding of my sister
> riding bike, road ahead under construction > only pavement broken up > 3 miles going back, 1 mile going forward to home > takeittothelimit > ride between "road closed" signs > couldn't see metal cable strung between signs (lots of trees, shade) > bike stops, faceplant hard... thankfully wearing a helmet > rocks, chipped teeth, blood rolling off face > asshole comes out of front door, yells at me to put signs back > turn and look at him and he just backs into his house > ride home watching blood drip > don't remember much between getting home and arriving at ER > fingertip sized flap of skin missing > entire half of face = road rash > 3 chipped teeth, top incisor required root canal
>>682758898 >be me, junior in high school >under the impression that I'm actually spiritual enough to be religious >go on youth group winter retreat >sledding day before worship sesh >think it's safe, because lol sledding >snow had melted a little but then froze into ice chunks >major bump, probably some other kid's corpse because several got hospitalized >fly off sled, try to catch myself with hands >small chunk of bone from my little finger broke off, face got scratched to shit
I mean, idk if I just have hella strong bones or what, 'cause I've fallen out of trees and crashed on my bike and got whacked in the head with all manner of nasty stuff, but I've never had a broken bone beyond that
>in cancun for spring break >dancing with solid 8/10 all night >friends leave me with her at club cuz they wanna go back and I want fuck >decide to make a move and get to hotel room >notice wallet is missing and accuse her cuz why not >she flips and jelly fags around turn on me >flee club before any trouble starts and have to walk back to hotel as no money for bus/taxi >start walking and then wake up what must be hours later in ditch >broken front teeth >cut on head and grazes on hands, knees, elbows etc. >fuck my life
Flipped an off road go kart thing. My arm flung out of the roll cage and got caught between the cage and the ground as I flipped. Arm broke into 3 pieces. I've got 19 screws and a foot and a half long plate for a child's femur in my arm lol got a huge scar the length of my arm.
>be at favorite swimming spot >run down the pier to jump off and make a big splash (well I got that right) >left pointer toe slips between two planks just as I'm about to jump >feel and hear the bone snapping >fall head first off the pier >swim back to the shore and sit down >don't feel anything, so I take the top part of the toe and move it around >bonescrapingagainstbone.gif Now comes the fun part. I got there by bike and was several kilometers from home with noone to call. >drive home with bike >suddenly my saddle fucks off to lands unknown (some screw loosened itself and fell out leaving me with a saddle I couldn't sit on) >crash >have to drive standing up to a friends house
It was a clean fracture and healed without a problem.
>Be me >Be 12 >Driving home on bike >Crosses road without looking to the left propperly cuz i'm too cool for that >Hit by embassy vehicle at 75KM/H on a 50KM/H road, fucking embassy vehicles. >Bike breaks in half, it's like a solid bike thick etc. >I go flying, wake up on the road looking up, nice old lady neighbour looks down on me >We've called for help, pass out >Wake up in ambulance >"Got any numbers we can call" give moms number, pass out >Wake up on table with doctors/nurses around me >"Can we cut your clothes?" >"Ofc nigguh, don't wanna die", pass out >Wake up in hospital bed, see mom, cry like a baby >Shown my helmet that have been pretty much split in half >Lazy fuck with all his books in his backpack, saved me and destroyed the car >Only broke my angle, shit was dank
>>682758898 >Be me, 14 playing cricket >Go for catch >Run into a fat cunt >headclash, both fall down >I get up and he's still on the ground bitching >Blood all over his face >Everyone freaking out >Wipe my face >Ohfuck.jpeg >Hand covered in blood, ask for help cause everyone's crowded round this guy cause he's still knelt on the ground >Water is brought over for both of us, wash our faces >His become clean, mine doesn't >It was my blood all over him >Get taken to hospital, 9 stitches >Now have scar kinda in the semi circle shape of teeth on my forehead
>TL;DR Some motherfuckers teeth went into my forehead and he was the one bitching
when I was 19 I went through a phase where I thought I was a woman I almost had my dick cut off but then I realized I have a mental disorder for wanting to have a sex change. Wew lad almost lost me willy
>be me >autistic 8 year old trampoline fag >trampoline was my life >got 2 friends who also joined the trampoline madness >one hot day during summer >kiddy pool by the trampoline >playing in the kiddy pool >friends come over >spells out "J U M P" >fuckyeah.jpg >runs toward the ladder >ladder is standing on a bathroom tile cut in half >wet feet slide across that shit >cut of 1/4 of my pinky toe >dying of pain >dad bandages and stops the bleeding >4 days later >using crutches >mfw i find the cut part of pinky toe >puke and throw it in trash can >never stopped being a trampoline fag
>Be me, 12 yo >Stand by the stairs in school doing hall duty >Top of the stairs, back facing them >One poorfag gypsy-nigger goes up the stairs, grabs me on the shirt and pulls as hard as he can >Fell down on my ass, tumbleweed a few meters more >Shattered pelvis, concussion, twisted ankle
>bought new scooter >after 2 weeks I equipped mid-racing 70ccm tuning kit with everything else >go for a test drive >see driver up ahead while going 80km/h, he stops like he should >20m ish from him he accelerates and stops halfway out in the road >I hit the side of his hood and flew over the hood rolling 54356 times >a little more to the left and I would have hit door and probs died >pass out a few minutes >wake up, driver is crying like a bitch, thinks I'm kill >I look up, 2 week old scooter smashed and bent like a banana >ancle smashed >two toes smashed >both knee caps smashed >have cripple sex with GF for two months >made full recovery >lost the season, but got a nice insurance payout >meet driver at the mall a few months later, he starts crying again like a bitch in front of everyone >panicanxietytrigger.exe
>be me >me 16 >summer work >Need to dress like clown for kids >there is like a prarade whit kids and stuff >we need to walk around look goofy >I was late dress up like clown >focking clown pants to long >I run to parade because me late >parade already going >me running whit long clown pants >trip over pants arms forward breaking my fall >broke my elbow >put back whit two screws >I was focking sad clown in hospital
>be me >had laser surgery on eye because of scratch Dr actually grabbed a bit with tweezers and "peeled it like a grape" - weird feeling >go home take percs, smoke weed, have brandy & cigar [fuck you] Wife & kid going shopping -1st ice strom of year >go on porch to tell they to drive safe >feet slip out from underneath >look like planking >hit steps/porch edge with back - serious pain >brandy glass breaks >roll onto stomach - can't move legs >feel glass shard cut calf Oh fuck can't bleed now backs broken >crawl into house on elbows Fam has laughing tears Ambulance comes >get neck brace put on wrong pics taken by kid through laughter >gurney repeatedly smashed into door frame taking me out MOTHERFUCKER WATCH IT
Live on bottom of hill EMT girl [doorway rammer] slips/falls >gurney goes down sidewalk Fam hysterical now
>get retrieved - taken to ER Dr's find out what happened Room full of staff laughing "You're the 1st snow related injury this year and weren't even in a car" snickers "What's going on with your eye?" >"fuck my eye - legs not moving bad really hurts" xrayed - get asked when I had my back fractured before >WTF??? don't remember that
>get home & undressed Fam notices dep 3 inch gash on leg - no blood "Why no blood Anondad?" >"no time to bleed. Thought I was gonna be crippled with my back" more pics taken shared with kids friends online
See my Dr 2 days later Laughing - "Goddamn Anon you're bruised more then someone who's been in a car wreck" >can you check out this gash on my leg? "Not much I can do now, you should have had stitches" >sent home with more percs. >go back to work next day
>be last summer >be me longboarding with my cousin >see steep amd shitty crakly ass road >dudeimadoit.webm >lose control >do a barrel roll 3 times >end up in a lane of a 4-way stop >fuck my head hurts >broke my right ring finger
> be me > be 12-13 > with dad working on bike > cleaning the chain > dad holds rag whilst revving engine > suddennoise.gif > look at dad > first, middle and index finger are mangled in rear gear > little finger has no end > dad gets on bike and fucks off whilst bleeding heavy
Got to the hospital, found his little finger and had it reattached but he can no longer use the top half of his fingers. My dad is a dumb
>>682758898 I have lots of injury stories having grown up in a rural small town, but this one is one of the worst personally. You'll see y
> be me > be kid, maybe 10-ish > mom leaves, leaves me and lil sis with dad > dad is a shithead, emotionally/physically abusive in the past >be playing outside, going down super steep driveway on old razor scooter > dad supposed to be watching, reading a book > front wheel of scooter breaks, slam face on ground and slide > blood everywhere > dad brings us inside I'm in major pain, crying, lil sis doing her best to help me > dad starts fixing the sink with me sitting right there > mom gets home > yells at dad, brings me to hospital
>be me >go to Italy on vacation >arrived friday >next day do some shopping and walk around the city >Sunday go to the beach >green shit at the shore >decide to go ahead to the stone barrier for cleaner water >arrive, climb on them >jump >water was 1.5m or even lower >break my neck >C6 incomplete spinal injury >bone fragments(1mm) touch medulla >become almost a fully tetraplegic >got lucky that I can still use my hands to do my usual tasks >in a wheelchair for the rest of my life >fucked up my life in less then 3 days in a foreign country.
I got hit by a car that decided to cut the lane taking a fast turn late at night and hit me on the far right bike lane. I wasn't wearing a helmet, and I shattered the windshield with my face and took the side view mirror of his m3 off with another part of my body. He was going a lot faster than me and I was going about 15. It wasn't that bad, but at the time I tore my nose and lip open, and broke my nose in four places
>>682758898 On mobile and tldr to green text Essentially went swimming on abandoned train bridge in my town with my bud and we would jump off medium height into the water. Well one day we decide to climb to the top and jump off. After the first jump we realize water hurts onv impact from that height, but keep going. What ended up happening is after a few rounds you get exhasuted and plus your grip slides, i fell at least12 feet, barely missed a bunch of spikey iron rods coming out of the water, cut my back up really bad.all in all was really lucky but i never went back
>>682759702 I had a similar thing but >be more >up to age 12 i never cleaned my foreskin nor pulled it back cos i never knew about cut vs uncut >would have so much pain on my dick >doctor gave me cream when i was 8 >doctor never showed me about pulling my foreskin back (fucking retard) >I go to a new doctor at age 12 >he pulls my foreskin back as I thought he literally damaged my dick (never knew it could go back that far) >shows me all the cheese shit i had piled up there for years >clean it and never have penis pain again
Seriously that doctor who I saw as a child I cant believe he did not show me that I have to pull my uncut skin back and clean.. I legit could have got more infections if that other new doc never pulled it back.
Of course I had a father, but he never looked at my dick when I told him about pain hence he took me to that doctor at age 8 but fuck man u have no idea how painful it was for so many years.
>be me two years ago >going work 8 am >long street whit just one crossroad >me in little van >almost arrive at crossroads and a bitch came out of nowhere not looking at anything >missed the car but banged a wall straight at 40 Mph see results... >broke shoulder and had some pieces of glass all over my head
>>682768534 I was not alone. Was with sister and his Bf. At first they think that I'm just screwing around. When they see I go underwater they jumped and drag my ass to shore. Was completely conscious when this happened. But I cannot scream to much because my thoracic muscle were paralyzed instant, so not that much force to do it. I didn't feel no pain, the paralyzed shit was instant. From my nipples down and part of my hands, palm strength.
Acute pancreatitis >on toilet shitting my brains out >projectile vomiting into bath tub >gf brings me various medicines and water >nope.(Chuck testa) >body rejects that too >laying on the floor of the bathroom incredibly weak for all the fluid loss >dragged to the hospital >on IV for 5 days >not allowed to eat or even drink water for four days >doctors have no idea why it happened. >got to lay in bed and get IV pain medicine while I gamed on laptop though. That part was cool
>>682758898 >running across a wet inclined asphalt driveway >slip >land on knee >almost gores it >2x3 inch deep abrasion >wasn't cleaned >as it was healing, under the scab some orangish Sunny-D colored viscous shit appears >there's still a purple indent
>>682768848 >>>682758898 >On mobile and tldr to green text >Essentially went swimming on abandoned train bridge in my town with my bud and we would jump off medium height into the water. >Well one day we decide to climb to the top and jump off. After the first jump we realize water hurts onv impact from that height, but keep going. What ended up happening is after a few rounds you get exhasuted and plus your grip slides, i fell at least12 feet, barely missed a bunch of spikey iron rods coming out of the water, cut my back up really bad.all in all was really lucky but i never went back
Wait, do you live in southern Ontario region? 905 perhaps
>Be 16 senior year hs. Play football starting DT. >Have coach from Varsity Blues. >Month in, doc says I have a slight hernia, take two weeks off. >Coach says no. See his doctor or ride bench rest of the season. >His Dr clears me to play. One week out. >Coach happy. Has his best lineman back. >Back after 1 week. Feel ok. Trainer has me hoped up on pain killers. >1st quarter of game, teammate gets thrown into me, snaps my leg in half. Tibia broke in 3. Fibula in half. >Spend 2 weeks in hospital and 3 surgeries to fix. Now have a rod and 4 screws in leg.
> Be me, aged 16, skateboarder > Be filming for a local sponsor, warm up tricks down 3 stair, NPNP > Warmup inward heelflip down said steps, every go trick. > Land toes down on the board > Snap achilles tendon completely > Snap almost every ligament in foot/ankle area > Calf muscle at front of shin.jpeg. > Not the end..Also have 4 broken bones in foot. > Ankle both sides broken, popped out of skin on inner ankle, sock from white to pink > In so much pain, crying etc.. punch floor, break hand too. > Get to hospital > 3 surgeries to repair leg/ankle > Wheelchair for 6 months > Crutches for next 2 years > Physiotherapy every week ever since. > Be me, aged 28 now... Still walk with a limp, foot/ankle will not move at all sidewards, only up and down.
Don't skate folks, even if you're good, nothing good can come from it.
>Rolling off of my bed in the morning >Land my foot on the corner of this pipe thing that my mom left near my bed >Rip off ~2x1 cm of skin from the bottom of my foot >Like literally all of the skin, to the meat >took a long ass fucking time to heal, because it was slowly closing off from the sides
I also kinda broke my arm once, but that wasn't even interestng.
>>682758898 >be me around 8 years old >drive around town on a bicycle >Somehow mess up and touch the curb >fall down >one of the handlebars rams into my stomach with me falling into it >hurts like hell but shake it off >at home, suddenly start puking on the floor >go to hostital, turns out I ruptured my pancreas >weeks of hospital with surgery ensue
I stepped on a (still powered) soldering iron. Was in summer and gets hot so was barefoot, walked into a room where my dad was soldering and left the iron on the floor because cheap and didn't want to burn the table. Didn't see it and stepped right on it. Massive bubble-like blister and couldn't walk for a few days. Did the same thing a few years later but put my hand on a table full of tools and a hot iron at work. We bought a proper solder station after the first incident
>>682769975 >2 months later start walking. >Thanksgiving. Jpeg >Feeling sick. Appendectomy. >Ruptures during surgery. >Hospital fucks up. >End up with septicemia/peritonitis/pneumonia/collapsed lung. >Flown to Children's Hospital in SD. >Given Nuclear Weapons Grade Rx. Kills everything. >Now have scar from sternum to waist.
>>682770292 TY, i could've said about when the doctor told me i had to take a step on it before i could leave hospital a few weeks later. Ankle gave out on me, fell over and smashed my head on the desk and knocked myself out.
>be me >riding bike downhill >all of a sudden dog >slam on brakes because don't want to hit >do front flip >land on face >broken jaw and road rash on side of my face Other story >mom cooking >standing there in shorts >pan slides off stove >ohshit.jpg >hot grease splashes over both of my legs >feeltheburn
>making black powder >come back from waiting untill its ready >grab my spatula >grab pan and put it off heat >directly scrape the dried black powder off the pan >250 gram batch ignites in my face >my face burned first and second degree >hand burned second degree completely >had to go to a specialized burnwound hospital 6 times >mfw
>riding motorcycle to work like any other day >lady on cell phone in on coming lane clips me >right leg broken instantly from crushing impact with ground >find out later bone broke threw skin >end up rolling with bike and getting right leg pinned between guard rail and exhaust of bike >can't reach ignition and I end up blacking out from pain while my bone and leg cook. >wake up to a trucker and cop pulling me from bike and guard rail >try to stand up and just fall over, look down to see leg is barely attached at the knee and bone sticking out >rushed to hospital leg is saved but severely fucked up >skin and muscle transplant reconstructive surgery plastic surgery >no feeling in leg below my knee >next to no movement in foot or toes >spend 3 years in a god damn wheel chair >over $150,000 in medical bills
Lady didn't even stop, she got arrested a week later. No fucking insurance. Really wish they would have just cut my leg off, would have been cheaper. Sex is borderline terrible now too. Not to mention my leg is basically skin from my ass
>>682770839 He was more concerned with State Championship. The morning after the game he came to my hospital room. He says, "Hey, I just had my Dr take a look at your xrays. He thinks you can be back by play offs. See what your dr says."
My wrestling coach had to let me play trainer until I healed so I could be on the roster it took so long to heal.
>be me >9 years old >playing wind in the trees >born with a cartilageonous cancer that makes my left leg grow short and crooked >Almost to the other side of the gym >baseball slide into the wall, leg snaps like a twig >the pain is excruciating >it's nothing compared to what is coming >was going to get an external fixator in a year or so >get one in a few weeks because they were going to break my leg anyways >pins into my bone through my skin attached to frames, frames attached together with struts >every day I get my struts turned, they pull my leg apart >this hurts a lot >I also have to get my pin sites cleaned, vigorously scrubbed to remove pus and blood build up >the nights are the worst >it hurts enough that I can barely go to sleep, and when I do I have nightmares >I jerk awake sometimes, and that feels like lightning running up my body This lasted three months, and I had to have it done twice more after that.
>be me, 13 year old ausfag fucking around with an air rifle back when they were legal >little brother playing with the air rifle while i was setting up the targets that we were shooting >brother "accidentally" presses trigger >shoots me in ass with sharp bullet loaded >had to go to emergency room to get the ass bullet dug out from my ass cheeck >mfw it went almost 1.5cm into my ass
> be me > be 12 > a wild testicular torsion appears > go to hospital > urologist says its only an infection, iv antibiotics > stay at hospital over the weekend as I arrived on saturday > monday comes, meet children's doc > takes a look at my testicle that's now the size of an orange > "You need surgery NOW" > goto surgery and wake up the next evening confused as fuck > right nut basically shrunk away > got 45k € compensation because of the uroogist's malpractice
I guess my left nut got superpowers since I have 4 kids now.
> I was playing around some Subway construction (7yo) >fell >tried to grab something to stop form falling > grab to a fucking iron bar that cuts the palm of my hand in half and almost reached to the tendon
>Go to a college party >Get back at home at like 3 am >Keep drinking and get fairly drunk >Decide in my drunk stupor 4 am is the perfect time to make hamburgers >Go out to light the grill >Go inside to prep meat >When I get back outside the coals are dying >Blow on coals to get them going again >The 50+ pound lid of my grill falls on my head and hand >Blood is everywhere and my friends are freaking out >My only concern is making the hamburgers
>>682758898 On my last tour of Afghan, was in a warrior when it was hit by an IED. Out of five of us in the vehicle only one other survived, I lost both legs and an eye, I also have a "cloud" on my brain (shows up as a dark patch on scans), I have headaches now and come here for the Rekt threads. The M.O. says I have a personality disorder, PTSD and survivors guilt. I am now pensioned off, 14 years a Royal Marine and now I'm nothing but an angry cripple, my life is over, I am 33 years old.
>Be me 11/12 yo >at school, gonna do some shit with hot melted glue stuff >Decide to empty the glue gun > 1/4 melted glue stick accidentally drips on my hand and my sweater >have to rip off my sweater from my hand >feelsbadman.jpg
>>682772990 Don't know. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time apparently. Got attacked, it was a short skinny black guy, got fucked up, and lost consciousness pretty fucking fast. Luckily someone saw the thing happen and I got first aid and an ambulance got to me in time.
.22 round below left knee, broke both collar bones at the same time, and broke my back at T-4 over the years, other than that I've broken most of my fingers and toes, one wrist, a tibia, minor skull fracture, and numerous concussions. As far as pain, collar bones were the worst, healing for the back took the longest, may even be life-long as there are still some issues.
>be young me >bicycle everywhere, all the time >breakingaway.mov >pedaling through town >t-boned by a greaser in a hot rod Chevy Nova >go flying through the air, land hard on pavement >small chunk of meat missing from left leg >bike is kill >Chevy has smashed hood and grill >sent home from hospital on crutches, left leg doesn't work >hobble around on crutches for a day, fuck this shit >have mom take me to bike shop, buy new bicycle >spend a day setting it up, pulling components from wrecked bike, etc. >learn to prop against a wall, get on to bike, lift leg into toeclip, pedal with right leg >riding everywhere again, use bike as rolling crutch in stores, etc. >was probably the best rehab possible for left leg still have the bike, and just a small scar on the leg
>>682758898 >be me >sunny day >go to friends school >somehow one of my friends brought a 3liter can of methylated spirits >start playing with it >pour some on shoe >do epic fire kick >tell him to pour more on
at this point the fumes were up in my denim jeans. These fumes are highly flammable, and there was still a small flame, but invisible due to the sun.
>pours more on >explosion.webm >the entire can flies away with 200mph >fire starts in my leg >jump around trying to put it out, nope.gif >lift up jeans >shin is totally white >nope.jpeg >drop pants >1. 2. & 3rd degree burns on entire leg from knee down >police arrives >tell me I wont be getting a fine for setting a fire, he thought "I learned my lesson" >spend next 8 hours on hospital with leg under water >worst pain ever
Testicular torsion at like 8 years old. Ignored it for like a whole day and then the next morning went to GP who said we should have gone to the ER like yesterday. Like being punched in the nuts but slowly building from nothing all the way up to that sick feeling in your stomach. Not too bad though. Sprayed axe body spray in a chimney time fire pit thing and lit it, fireball really burned the tops of a couple fingers and got a couple other ones too. It was pretty painful but it healed up at home. Recently held a big car key over stove burner and branded my chest real fuckin good. Gashed my thigh open pretty deep with a kakbar Becker bk2 most recently. Didn't mean to do it that deep but one quick flick of the wrist with it pressed against my leg was all it took, I underestimated how sharp I had gotten it.
>>682773250 Girlfriend couldn't put up with me any more, no kids, don't want any now. No hard drugs except the ones the doctors give me. Cock still works fine, no opportunity to use it, don't fap, tablets might be a part of that. I still go out with my mates but everyone pointedly doesn't mention my injuries. Went to the remembrance service at my local war memorial last year and people were looking uncomfortable I was there, one old boy came over and told me he had more medals than me.
>>682761646 Fucking fire ants man. >be me >new orleans >halloween parade on canal st. >sandals >drinking enjoying parade >all of a sudden blinding pain from my right foot >wtf.jpg >look down >my foot is covered >every inch in fire ants >almost pass out fron pain >dump beer all over foot >go home and ice it >cant sleep >cant walk for three days without cane
>be me >decide to race w/bikes with a friend >it's on a steep hill >I count to three and then we go >friend makes false start >now try to overtake him as fast as I can >40 Kph on a bike >suddenly a corner >goes well >second corner >fail to control bike >hold onto bike but sliding across concrete >5 meters + I finally stip >arms and legs bleeding >suddenly the bike (it's standing up) starts to fall >NONONONONONONONONO >Steering wheel hits me in my side >went home >recovered quickly
>>682773848 I know what you'll say, but I'm not going to be a freakshow on here for the rest of time with pictures of my stumps to amuse or even prove some shit to you. Think what you want, type what you want. Fuck you mate, this happened.
>girl at school jokingly calls me an autist >natural fucking autistic reaction is to pretend to kick her in back of head >go to fake kick >somehow fuck up and knee myself in the chin fracturing three of my teeth >can't eat properly for 4 weeks
>>682758898 >be 14 >drunk and stoned at midnight >buddy says he's got munchies >lightbulb.bmp >we can make popcorn >pour excessive amount of oil in popper, pour in kernels >when popper is filled with delicious-smelling treat, pick up and flip over >excess hot oil spills on foot >giant third-degree burn on big toe >too high and drunk to tell parents asleep upstairs >just hope it goes away on its own >instead it gets infected, have to go to hospital two days later >massive scar
>>682760377 Oh shit nigga that scab part hooked me right in the jimbos.
> be me like 14 and retarded > go down big ass hill on a razor scooter with no shoes or socks on > hill ends in cul-de-sac with construction > get going fast as shit, get scared and apply brake > shitty little metal friction brake gets too hot for my retarded bare foot > hit the curb at the end of the road going ~30MPh > took out a mailbox with my body and hit the porch on this house > thought I got my arm almost ripped off and crying like a bitch but it was only dislocated Minor cuts and bruises otherwise
>be me, 13 year old horn dog >always swim at town pool every sumner. >me and my mates love doing stupid shit on the diving board. >made up stupid retarded dives and cannonballs - called them 'scrom bombs' >idea.jpg make up new dive called the 'iceblock' >You dive head first into water, arms at your sides like a fucking concrete pillar. >jump off board and do the ice block. >most perfect dive ever, no resistance, no splash, olympic gold medal shit. >dive is so swish that I faceplant and hitand grind my teeth on pool floor >now teeth are all nubs >still hear the sound of my teeth grinding on concrete 20 years later...and always flinch when the memory randomly haunts me.
>1994 >Be 7 >Father died when I was 3 >Mother just divorced an abusive child molester who nearly killed her and my older sister >Mom has a boyfriend within 3 months >Meeting him for the first time at his house for dinner >He has dog >I liked dogs >Mom explains this may not be the friendliest dog >Buys a bone to give to the dog to make friends >Meet boyfriend >He seems really nervous, doesn't have kids of his own >Meet dog >Rhodesian ridgeback >Dog decides chicken is better than bone >Boyfriend yells at dog for stealing the food >I decide to hug the dog because he was yelled at >Dog freaks >Whole world is blurry for a few seconds >Face hurts >lots of blood >lots of adults screaming and yelling >Everything goes dark >In a vehicle >Hear the boyfriend ask if my mom wants his house >Mom says no >Get to hospital >Everything else is blurry >Woke up in my bed
The dog ripped the left side of my face open. 180 stitches. It didn't require any reconstructive surgery luckily. A lot of scars on the side of my face but you can't see them if I have facial hair. I completely forget about them until people ask. Mom ends up marrying the boyfriend and he becomes my new Dad. Me and him become best friends. I don't hold anything against him.
>lost my marbles >thought people were out to kill me >jumped off a highway bridge >broke many bones >miraculously, can still walk and make full use of all of my limbs >walk away from the hospital with only a slight limp >everythingwentbetterthanexpected
>Absolutely suck at gymnastics in high school - do it frosh year only but keep practicing shit on my own. >College club is chill - go in for first day of season determined to learn circles >Get on mushroom and keep pushing my body weight farther and farther over my hand to in desperation >Hear loud snap (first day of season - didn't build up wrists yet) >Eyes go blurry, ears go deaf, head goes dizzy, lots of pain. >Oops.jpg >Don't fucking make a sound, don't react. Just spend the rest of practice quietly stretching and trying not to black out or vomit as the pain doesn't abate and my vision is half black. >Go to hospital after and get x-ray >Metacarpal snapped clean in half almost entirely longitudinally >The GPs all convinced I need surgery but send me to a specialist >Specialist says I need nothing, not even a splint, just a piece of tape to keep the finger from twisting as it heals. Also I can keep using it for normal tasks >Wtf.
>>682775843 Honestly he knew the dog could be aggressive. I'm not the first or second person he had bitten. This was before the laws that we have now where they euthanize a dog just for looking aggressive.
>be me >be 12 >develop a cold/cough >weeks pass, it doesn't get better >eh, I get sick all the time >school holidays coming up, fuck yes >Friday, go to scouts, notice I'm breathing a little heavily >Saturday night, go to bed, can't lay down or I stop breathing >sleep on the lounge with head propped up >Sunday, can't move much because it's starting to hurt, go to dad's place (parents split up) >taking painkillers >Monday, still laying on the lounge >haven't eaten in 4 days >only drank water with painkillers >spend entire day on the lounge almost overdosing on painkillers >that night, dad calls a locum >it's pneumonia lol, have fun bye >dad makes me change out of my PJ's before going to hospital >moving arm at all hurts like fuck, takes 10 minutes to change shirt >several hours of waiting later, admitted to ward >surgery the next day, they stuck a tube into my back to drain my lung >it wasn't working >2-3 days later, more surgery, they take it out and put two more in (picture is these two scars) >spend 9 days in intensive care before going to adolescent ward >doctors said I had 20% lung capacity when I was admitted, was using oxygen masks for two straight weeks >spend 23 days in hospital >missed the school holidays >fml >also nearly died but w/e
>be me >on an MTB >right hand on steer >left hand on phone with geocache compass >just 400m >turn right here >proceed to turn right on a crossroad >a bit speedy, because why not >take turn, velocity makes my bike tilt to the inside of the corner >that's normal >sudden 10cm high edge appears midturn >hit it at 45° >bike flips around so that the left side is above the ground >slam phone-first into the road >phone has a little dent at the bottom because near nokia 3310 strength >long and deep cut in the edge of my hand >probably a rock >get bandage from nearby house >go to hospital >get leg wounds cleaned and disinfectef >cut on hand glued shut I still have a very visible scar even though this was ~8 months ago
6 months ago: >outdoor sports with the gang >tree climbing/freerunning in forest >climb fallen tree real fast >sit on the highest branch >branch suddenly snaps a little but does not fall off >i plunge backwards, headfirst to the ground >hands above my head hit branches, causing my body to rotate >hit ground back-first after 3, maybe 4 meter fall >cuts all along my hands and wrists, still visible
That's about every injury. I've done a lot of things that caused major muscle soreness. This one time i couldn't normally walk stairs for three days. I'm a bit of an outdoor medium-extreme sports and not in a bad shape, it could've been a lot worse.
>playing basketball friends >ONLY time i decided to wear low tops while playing >ONLY time i decide to actually play and not fuck about >friend shoots the ball, misses, i catch the rebound >mind you i jumped incredibly high for a white guy >come down on my right ankle completely sideways >take your ankle, ankle, and move it all the way to thhe right >all 165 pounds landed on the sideways ankle >hear a popping sound followed my immediate 11/10 ten pain >never broke a bone before so i think i just sprained it >get home 30 minutes later, top of my right foot swelled up the size of a baseball >turns out i broke my pinky toe, but the actual bone connecting to my pinky toe was broken >doctor basically told me "because of the spot it was broken in, you WILL break it again in the near future >have to be careful walking on un-even ground for the rest of my life now >happened 2 months ago, foot still hurts sometimes in certain positions, and after work
i guess moral of the story is wear high tops while playing basketball.
>>682766219 I once had a schizophrenic friend who thought she was a pig at times. One night she had a bout of psychosis and wandered off into the night. It had been raining all day, and I found her by the local pond, rolling in the mud, and I tried to talk her into coming home. She just stopped rolling, looked up, and started oinking at me; I had no idea what she was trying to say. However, I think back to that night now, and I realize that her oinks made more sense than your comment does.
but the funny part was at the time we had john blain #68 offense working at our school so when i got tackled and it popped out he came over to help
blain is huge so he shoves it back in but he does it wrong and it pinches a nerve and i do some sort of breakdancing move (spinning in a circle on the ground in writhe mode) of pain till i pass out then they redislocated it and then popped it back in proper
>>682776928 I've also dealt with ingrown toenail infections all my life until I had surgery on them at 15-16. Now 20 and one of the nails still grows crooked because the doctor did a shit job burning the root.
Fractured my wrist when I was ~9. Was on a wobbly bridge on the school playground and a much bigger kid jumped on the other end. Wheee, splat.
When I was ~3 (so I don't remember this one much, just being on the bed then falling), my sister and I were jumping on her bed and I fell off. Smacked head on corner of slightly open drawer. Had a cut, and since it was my head, could see bone. Don't remember much else.
So many stories of other kids tripping me at school (I was unpopular) and falling off my bike. The worst one would've been when someone tripped me on gravel and I had a graze about 5x7cm across. Kept it wrapped in a bandage for a while. Kept peeling it every few hours for shits and giggles, watching how the scab grew into the bandage. (At the time, my reasoning was that if I stopped it from healing into the bandage, it would be less hassle later. Realistically, just made it scar and take longer to heal.)
Got a scar on my thumb (it shows really well on fingerprints) from when I was in primary school and opened a tin of pineapple pieces. Sliced my thumb on the tin lid. Wasn't particularly bad, but pineapple juice in the cut made it sting like a motherfucker.
I've had a pretty shit time with injuries, really. That's probably not all of the major ones, just the ones off the top of my head.
>>682777843 Oh, I also broke a finger at work last year by hitting it on a box some dumbass left leaning on a handrail. Thought it was sprained for two weeks, went to the doctor because I was sick, doctor said it was sprained.
>>682777293 >'mericunt detected Americans giving birth always get anaestethics by default. In europe women are asked if they want that, and they often decline or give birth at home (i was born at home because why the hell not). Dentists never put you under full anaestethics, only locally, you're always awake. My dentist even asks me if i want it, i always decline, but when i'm in a lot of pain i ask them to do it anyway, he gives me a shot near the place he's working on, and a few minutes later i can't feel 1/4 of my mouth.
>>682758898 >be me >retarded 9 yo >at summer camp >made a new friend >never had that many friends >FeelsGoodMan.jpg >notice roundabout is shut down >"too unsafe for kids" >lawful good fag kids we were go on the see-saw >don't wanna be on it anymore >make like I'm getting off >he thinks I want to go way up >get pushed up as I was getting off >fall and broke my arm in 2 places >iirc they took away the see-saw too cause they don't understand kids are retarded (or can't convince others parents kids are retarded)
>>682758898 >be 10 yo me >running around with brother playing hero vs monster >jumping around on slippery floor >do hero landing >bad landing >my left knee decides to take a trip >cannot fix my dislocated knee >cry >brother freaks out >cry >wait for 3 hours with my fucked up knee till my parent got home my knee got dislocated pretty often after that day. Shit inglish, but that was my worst injury.
This wasnt worst but its funny >be me >7 years old >have a sweet ass 50$ walmart bike >decide it needs to be put into maximum overdrive >have huge ass hill on my street that ends in a culdesac >"hey it would be cool to get a stick and pretend I'm a paperboy" >get big stick and begin down the hill >still holding both handles while holding stick >75% down the hill when I decide to throw the stick/newspaper like a good paperboy >never even thought about if I could ride a bike with one hand let alone going at extreme speeds >violently fall off and get road rash across my entire calf >mfw when its that blacky extremely rocky and not smooth asphalt >mfw my friends mom put sticky gauze on it and I had to forcefully peel it off
>>682781388 Probably not "fucked up" enough Only 16, but I get manic depressive bouts, sometimes melancholic depressive bouts, more commonly go into rages and hit walls, even more commonly I self harm, also suicidal thoughts, disinterest in value of my life etc etc
I mean, I've got multiple mates that reckon I should beg for them, to stop myself from offing myself in a rage for some reason before life gets better.
I'm only 16 and can't handle life, and stress. What the fuck do i do when I'm 30 with double the worries?
>be me >do smack, go sleep >wake up and friend is on floor and purple >he is cold >his work buddies knock on door >i am confused and incoherent >police question me about dead body and i am so fucked they call ambulance >mri shows had stroke >leave hospital after 3 nights, have to sign a release form as they wanted me to stay >never do drugs again >brain is still sore, cant really drink much anymore. >friend is still dead
>>682758898 >be 17 >installing a skylight in my bedroom >up on the roof >slip >fall two stories >shatter my right shoulder >break 4 ribs >puncture lung blood spews out my nose can't breath >pass out >wake up in ICU with tube down nose >pain for months
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