Will I ever stop? Not till ME-tan's reading is over, at least.
Don't mind me, Anonymous, just on my way to page 11. Don't try and stop me, either!
gee reimu FOUR threads?
You don't have to create a thread just for ME!
Repostin to be sure
I can get a general rough reading with a single card, as if you were drawing in a card game. Shuffle the deck after every draw though, unless you need more insight on the first card. Then draw right away without shuffling. It can get as detailed as you need like that without overloading yourself right off the bat.
I won't lie, never heard of lightworkers before. Seems like a very interesting concept, and I guess I fit 7 of these 8 traits of theirs. I don't think EVERY problem can be solved spiritually. Like, I can draw as many cards as I want, it won't fix a blown tire or a sprung leak, ya know? But it terms of emotional healing, I'm sure it can help solve more than people give it credit for. I suppose I'm not enlisted, so I don't watch over any region. I just figure don't be a dick and try to help others that i come across in my daily life.
It'll take a bit. But here's a thing you can try. Upright them all. Split the deck, rotate half. Shuffle, and do this for a good solid 5 minutes. Eventually, it'll feel like the cards are properly shuffled.
But don't let people be offset by ominous readings. And above all, DO NOT lie about the readings. If they got a spooky reading, just tell them. Giving them a false reading because you don't want to upset them is a terrible thing to do and can often cause a bad situation to become worse.
in other words it leads to BAD JUJU
How will you know you're special if I don't?
Your first card!
>1) Knight of Swords
Upright - A clever, skillful and active person, courageous and strong, always at his best in a difficult situation. He may have a tendency to dominate and depending upon surrounding cards, his movement may be either in or out of the querent's life for either better or worse. He is the archetypal warrior.
I'll be your Knight of Swords, baby.
>2) The Hermit
>Upright - Caution. Discretion. Need for prudence. Counsel sought and taken. Inner calm. A need to reach into one's inner resources. Assimilation. Planning. A wise guide or spiritual mentor.
Getting news like you did just recently would make anyone sit back and reflect. I know I did when I was diagnosed with something brain-related. Were any of my decisions actually my decisions or was my whole personality just part of a disorder? I don't envy you right now, but I'm here if you need me.
I don't have a diagnosis, that was just a guess.
Though it is kind of likely...
Are you under me or is that mine?
>3) Knight of Wands - REVERSED
>Ill Dignified or Reversed - The card reversed, lends itself to someone who is impetuous, sly and deceitful, fierce in action with little staying power. A starter but not a finisher of things. Quarrels may be indicated, but this depends upon surrounding cards. Application of great force and energy becomes 'simple-minded indulgence'.
I didn't shuffle, so this is intrinsically related to The Hermit and the first knight somehow. I can't quite make sense of it, so I'm going to try and go further.
Well the year was 1778
HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
A letter of marque come from the king,
To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen~
>Are you under me or is that mine?
sorry anon i don't understand
I don't understand the point, but alright.
If your reading feels like it's getting too off point, ask for more info if they're comfortable with it, or try shuffling the deck again. Sometimes that's all it takes to make sense of it.
>Upright - Gradual change, movement or travel away form difficulty or imminent danger. The solution of current problems. Long journeys and passage from pain. Obstacles that are overcome.
I still can't understand how the Wands play into it, but I'm guessing your natural element is air. That's the element that the suit of Swords is aligned with.
I get the feeling that you will be okay. You'll feel a lot better when it's all over, but it's going to feel like a slow crawl until that day. The key word there being "feel" because of your element. I think you would have gotten Pentacles if it was referring to objective reality.
Whoops. This was
>Six of Swords
Sorry about that.
Ah. Thank you again.
I'll keep this in mind...
What's going on?
Now for breakfast. You should sleep, Reimu.
God damn them all, I WAS TOLD
We'd cruise the seas for American gold~
Fire no guns, shed no teeeears~
For a bonus, I shuffled and spiritually cleansed the deck for one more. You get half of a Celtic Cross since you didn't get trips~
>5) The Last Judgment - REVERSED
Ill Dignified or Reversed - Stagnation. Delay in concluding a series of actions. Fear of change and sometimes fear of death. Lack of progress due to lack of important decision making. Loss and separation, not necessarily permanent.
This could be either a warning not to let yourself stagnate and give up, or just a general intuition of how you're feeling right now. You'd know if it was the latter better than I do.
Anyway, I hope it helped you, ME-tan. If you have any questions, let me know!
Th-the dick, Anonymous... weren't you the one who stuck it there?!
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
THE LAST OF BARRETT'S PRIVAAAATEEEEEEERS~
Well, since Anonymous has respected my journey to page 11, I guess that's goodnight everybody!
True... well, got any requests while we go down with the ship?
i dunno i got nothin
Whaaaa! You guys are really still awake!? W-why? Geeez.
>drags out a piano from the closet
"When Britain fii~iiiirst at Heaven's command-"
Wait a minute did you just fucking bump?
i gotta be up in a few hours so theres no reason for me to go to sleep now
Aroooo~ooose from out the aaaa~aaazure main...
This was the char~ter... the char~ter of the land~
This one sounds accurate. Thanks again!
Also you can just abandon the thread and go sleep!
I'm at work, I have no choice but to be up still!
And guardyaaaaaaaa~n aaaa~aaangels sang this strain...
>weren't you the one who stuck it there?!
(No... no... it was almost over... I almost won...)
Britannia rule the waves!
Briiitoooons never never never shall be slaves~...
Britannia rule the waves!
>strained and slightly disturbing
Briiitoooons never never never shall be slaves...
>breaks down into sobs
Why'd you stay up, then!?
Well that makes sense, at leas- what are you doing posting from work!?
because i wasnt tired
She's a night guard.
>crawls over to Reisen and face plants in her lap
My face plant was extremely lucky and well placed.
I work security in a building downtown. It's a dead of the night "nothing happens" job, so I just bring my laptop and chill with you all till about 4-5 then I have to do some stuff unless it's the weekend. Then I go home and sleep.
I still want your job, it sounds nice.
Are you now?
I agree. Sounds nice.
W-wha? How forward, Reimu...
I dunno, Anonymous. I'd expect someone with autism to do something like go and reply to every post in the thread... not to do whatever it is we're doing.
slightly but not enough to pass out
I-it's the trips! They have power here!
It's minimum wage, which is only acceptable because I don't do fuck all for the whole night.
Looking at going back to college to get some mechanical courses in. I'd much rather bust my ass in a shop working with cars and stuff all day for a bit more, than do nothing for minimum wage.
This is /b/, everything's autistic you autist.
minimum wage is... what where you live?
Tarot anon here. I will do one reading tonight as I don't have a lot of time. First to get dubs I guess?
Good luck TA, it's pretty tame tonight.
Sorry, but your double 69s just sealed it...
That's a dollar more than I make! Tch.
Wuaa! Wuaaaaa! N-not there! Not with your toooongue..!
Wait, the original tarot anon?
Haven't seen you in a while!
Or am I mistaken?
Ya, but I also live in THE most expensive state to live in.
Ooh, Reisen-chaaan~ Should've thought of that before you made me hungry for rabbit.
> not having a script to detect autism
OG tarot-anon yeah, I have heard that I may have inspired others around here which is pretty cool I guess. I only wish I wasn't so busy so i could show up more often. Any way looks like you win. So what kind of reading would you like?
I'd like an another look into the future, if possible.
Makoto and Reimu are both doing tarot thanks to you.
I'll be a little busy for a while now...
Ouch. NY, I'd guess?
R-reimu-san..! You're really gonna...?
Ihihihi... well, I know you wouldn't want any of that.
California. The driest coast in the.... okay, it's not Australia at least, but still.
Good morning. What are you doing up so early?
>Ten of Cups - reversed
>emotional lack, family problems, separation, selfishness
Looks like there could be some distress with your family life up ahead, or maybe you are more worried about your own goals without caring about how it could affect those whom you care for. Since the topic was the future I would recommend that you just be mindful of your actions and attitude and try to be diplomatic with your problem solving.
I have school lol I haven't gone in the past 2 weeks
B-baka... Messing with me like that..
gotta get that morning run in, eh?
Been killing dogs in the 2 weeks you didn't go i assume
Something came up IRL the last time I popped over here and I couldn't do any of the requests. I feel like I owe you guys who asked what I promised you. So before I hit the hay, I will be doing make up requests for those whom I so rudely had to bail on. Now my memory isn't perfect so do try and be honest.
Oh, I see. I forgot that was still going on. Feels like summer to me.
Can't you all wait for summer to get here? I know I can't.
>kiss and giggles
If we keep trying to one up each other like that you are gonna end up in my bed, though. Sorry if I took it too far~
Mhm but that's in a half hour so I'm doing my warm up exercises
-hugs you tight- i've missed you
Okay that's not funny
I hate summer
I like spring and i never want it to end -hug-
Wouldn't happen if you'd take your meds for once
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Spring? Why spring?
totally not the same guy
N-no, you didn't.
Right, I see...
I'm tired... I'm gonna head back home ot the moon, guys.. Have a good night!
>licks Reisen's neck
Hey man i don't have blood on my hands, shame you can't say the same
Hey, I tried to sing us down to Davy Jones, but noooope. At this rate the thread might as well get stickied just to make me suffer.
the cool weather and beautiful lively trees and most of all the flowers!!!
-steals a kiss from your lips before you go- sweet dreams!!
Does it even get hot up there? It seems like your summer would be more like my spring.
>Spoiler: It's hot already
Look toward the shrine maiden, bunny and possible witch. Stay away from the dog killer though, nothing cute about that
I know right, 23°C
Trees don't have leaves yet but it's summer temperatures!
Spring for us is mid 60's... summer is low 80's
Heatwaves are like 110 i just fucking die
I miss you already...
Your heat waves are my July afternoons.
It's still entirely your fault.
I really don't want to live in the south now. I just came from NC and it was hot af
Are you my master?
>select all grass
>I'm planting grass here
Always use qr and legacy captcha
You can't stop the bumping once it starts.
Someone needs to save us.
It's terrible for your hair too.
I just started the plot for my summer garden the other day, but I still have to pull all the grass out and till it again.
I wonder what I should grow...
I didndu nuffin...
It wouldn't be comfortable, and by the time you took it off your head would be soaked in sweat.
But some people do.
You know, there's a saying in Gensokyo... Never pet the Flan, you'll give it ideas... well, I'm pretty sure drawing blood is the same here...
Gross... w-well i don't really sweat >_<
Anyway it's time for my jog, bbl -kisses your cheek-
i love blood too much...
It's fine, we're already too deep into the sin to be saved.
No shit...? Mine too.
Here, I'll do a single tarot for now.
>1) The Wheel of Fortune
>Upright - Effortless success. Good fortune that is unexpected. Coincidences. Luck. The beginning of a new cycle. Advancement. Positive upheaval. Change. A card of good fortune, the appearance of destiny and Karmic change.
This is as close as I've gotten in tarot to seeing a "you'll just have good luck, okay?"
Wit till you get The Sun - Upright. Always a pleasure drawing that one for someone.
Is this how it ends? Am I going to be associated with dog blood now?
There weren't. Enough.
Weird. Fetishes. Here.
Well, she's going to be seriously disappointed then.
It's still never pleasant to watch... you're lucky she didn't er...
I'll just stop talking now.
IT WILL DIE ONCE IT HITS THE LIMIT
Did you just post that without saving?
No, no.. I saged. I saged...
Farewell, S.S. Reimu. What a long, strange trip it's been.
You did everything.
I didn't sin, it's all Yasen's fault.
...you... you bitch... why would you...
It was on page-...
I can't just let you go free.
Super Gensokyo here I come...
There is no super gensyoko. Just gaps.
>Question: Will Alice re-animate me as a doll to watch over this cursed thread forever?
>Method Used: Single Draw
>Queen of Cups
Upright - A happy card which indicates balance and harmony, also symbolizes high achievements made possible by the use of imagination. A woman who is highly imaginative and artistically gifted, affectionate and romantic in outlook, and creates an other worldly atmosphere around herself. A woman who lacks common sense, but is highly intuitive and sometimes psychic and dreamy. Atmospheres, other people and events can easily influence her.
I don't know what that means, but probably yes...
The answer is definitely yes.
Look at all this moss
That's like four loads
I really hate that bitch Alice
Never gonna die.
Sadness covers me like a blanket. . .
Tuck me in. . .
. . .Let me die.
When it's at the cap we'll just bully Reimu into making another one.
. . . Do it. I won't protest. . .
Useless. . . It's all useless.