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I am a member of president Obama's cabinet. (won't say which one.) Ask me anything that isn't classified.
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>>682744447
how does it feel to almost get quints?
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>>682744447
fuck you and that socialist nigger
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>>682744447
is he human or hybrid?
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Did Indian in the cupboard have any bearing on it being called a cabinet?
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>>682744447

What's John Kerry like?

How did he feel about Obama flip flopping on the cruise missile thing?
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How intentional was the botching of operation fast and furious? Was it legit an attempt to shit in gun rights?
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Do you and Obama have any sexual tension?
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>>682744447
can jet fuel melt steel beams?
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dude, what's going down in area 51? word on the street is that you're shooting it up with your nigga ricardo
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>>682744447
Have you served since the beginning in January 2009?
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>>682745372
That's classified
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>>682745616
good one.
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>>682745728
you're anon here, i need this info!!
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Pepsi or coke?
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Ask me anything. doesnt mean ill answer. OP's tappping his foot in the bathroom.
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>>682745512
John Kerry is one of the better statesmen I've known. He's very educated on foreign policy.

The flip flopping was actually a result of him convincing the president.

>>682745517
Nah, it was just a massive fuckup

>>682745528
No.

>>682745551
That's classified.

>>682745676
Good try, but you're not getting more of a chance to guess who I am.
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>>682744447
What isn't classified?
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>>682746123
Ask me a question and I'll tell you if it is or isn't.
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where are biggie and tupac?
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What kind of cabinet are you? Do you hold the fine China or just cups and what not? What kind of wood are you made of?
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>>682744447
do you think Clinton will be indicted?
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Who's penis is bigger, Barry's or Michelle's?
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>>682746334
Michelle's glad to be here.
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On a scale of Allahu to Ackbar, how muslim is that new intern we have? You know which one...
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Was Lee Oswald a cover up for the CIA? Or just insane dude who wanted to be remembered?
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>>682746306
There's almost no chance of it. There were some worries early on but it's more or less taken care of. As for whether she's actually guilty or not...my opinion doesn't matter. I never liked her though. She's insufferable.

>>682746334
I wouldn't know.

>>682746562
On the off chance that you're not just a troll, then yeah I do think I know who you mean, and I don't think he's actually muslim.

>>682746735
There are files on that that are classified to me, but my gut tells me he acted alone.
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Is Obama using the NSA to make sure I always get dubs?
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Is recreational marijuana on its way country wide?
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>>682746922
Holy shit.
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>>682746922
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>>682744447

Ever meet Samantha Power? There's a rumour that she was once insubordinate all to shit and argued with Obama about a speech to the point where he had to put her in her place.
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>>682746991
More specifically Oklahoma and Arkansas are my two biggest concerns.
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>>682747055
Holy shit
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>>682746794
She has plainly and provably
>Mishandled classified information
>Failed to turn in all documents upon leaving her office
>Deliberately destroyed evidence

There is literal no legal leg to stand on to keep from being indicted.
If she doesn't get indicted it's the government pulling strings as a favor for the future queen.
Even if she were indicted and found guilty Obongo would pardon her.
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>>682746794
Are you sure he's not? Because I have to see that kid in about 4.5 hours and I get that vibe. Anyway, catch you on the flippaty flop mystery WH boss person.
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what's his opinion on trump

also, did they ever continue blue book? are spacemen still showing up?
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>>682746735
Lyman Lemnitzer says that the CIA killed Kennedy.
Check the Rockefeller Commission.

The US government says that the US government was involved in the assassination of JFK.

PS Lyman Lemnitzer was the man JFK fired for writing up plans for a false flag to bomb miami and blame the cubans for the american deaths.
This is declassified undeniable fact.
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Did you ever have a relationship or work with Robert Reich? I feel like he would be very entertaining to talk to
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Do you Official folk actually think your keeping your peasants safe and happy? Or chose the career solely to be overlord of serfs and be superior?
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>>682747285
If she could be indicted, she would be indicted, and your own oxymorons does not help convince me otherwise, even though your stupid way of expressing it did not help you.
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>>682744447
Would he do the Affordable Care Act, or "ObamaCare," as detractors would say, over again? I wonder why most people don't know that one of the so-called "architects" of that legislation worked on an early version enacted into state law for his 2012 opponent when he served as a governor. Do you think it can ever be redeemed since opponents keep using it and its flaws against your boss?
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>>682747716
lol no, that's not how government works.
It's undeniable fact that she committed all three of those crimes.
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How much Pred porn do you guys watch every day?
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area 51?
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>>682747171
Holy Shit
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>>682747899
How else would she dodge the bullets that hit the guys in Benghazi, right
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>>682746922
Just for you, Michael from Seattle.

>>682746991
That'll be up to congress. It's not a priority.

>>682747101
I was there for that incident actually, she hasn't caused any problems since. She's a pretty strong presence, she and Hillary always clash.

>>682747285
Not my place to say.

>>682747336
Why don't you ask him then? I personally don't care that much but may as well sate everyone's curiosity.

>>682747424
He's not a fan, in case you couldn't tell. He thinks he's a jackass.

I haven't heard anything even once about spacemen.

>>682747571
He was before my time. I met him once though, seemed like an interesting man.

>>682747669
I think most people here, and even in Washington, have their constituents' interests at heart. It's just that if they don't engage in some shady dealings they'll get replaced with people they feel would be worse than them. It is what it is.

>>682747787
Getting the ACA passed took a lot of energy from the president. By the time it was in place he had no delusions about how Washington worked, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to risk opening it up for changes again.

>>682747903
Well, I don't.

>>682747981
Falls under the purview of the military, which I am not a member of.
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Is Obama really a monkey, or is he white using makeup?
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>>682748097
>>682747899
Still don't understand how she has so many supporters. Do they keep saying these accusations are just lies? Or did they stop caring about the shit she did and just follow her because she has a vagina.
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>>682748182
He is half black, as everyone knows.
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Hmmm. If your name rhymes with Boe Fiden say it's a Big Ducking Deal.
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>>682748153
Re: Pred porn
Good. Most of it's boring, and there's too many people creeping on our their anyway. At least it's not so bad as pre-2010 when you'd have random people whisper the crews and ask dumb questions.

Another question: How long do you have to serve in a role like yours to get full retirement benefits?

Hillary fucking scares me.
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>>682748273
People think it doesn't matter.

People also think it doesn't matter that Hilary allowed Americans to die because she didn't think they were worth fighting for.

And that it doesn't matter that Hilary's cop out was saying she wasn't fit for handling the situation.

Plus hilary called the news outlets to let them know she was going to go buy chipotle in person one day.
you know, because she's a real human bean just like you and I.
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>>682748273
Actually I think a better question would be, does her opponents actually believe everything they say about her, or are they deliberately lying in case someone will believe them. "The more often a lie is repeated, the more it becomes truth" kind of thing.
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>>682748153
Hypothetically, how high of a priority is v&ing cp on your list of bullshit you faggot act like you do but sit around fingering your diddlyholes.
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This thread is being heavily censored and is on tape delay.
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Yea, I got a road out here thats in pretty bad shape. I done called the street department, called the county, a number of times and they never show up. Think you could help me with that?
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>>682748549
>Guys come look I'm going to take the subway like everybody else
>Fuck up metro card 5 times in a row
>Wins
New Yorkers are fuckin retarded man
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answer this man
>>682746253
WHERE IS JA?
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>>682748823
Whats that mean?
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there are countless Americans without food, shelter and many in debt. why has Obama decided to help Syrian Refugees instead of spending those billions here on our own?
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>>682748711
The FBI really hates CP. I mean they REALLY hate CP. Obviously it isn't their first priority but they always have a pretty dedicated task force and they're merciless when they find a site. I've talked to a lot of these guys and nothing gets them angrier.

>>682748967
Both are dead.
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>>682746123
That's classified
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>>682749053
more angry*
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>>682748153
How difficult is it to get into politics? Is there a way to be clean about it, or is it all shady deals like GoT? Say what you want about Bernies policies, but you have to admit he is pretty genuine about what he believes.
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>>682749053
DAMNIT.
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>>682749053
WHO KILLED BIGGIE AND TUPAC
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>>682744447

Nice to meet you Mr. President.
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>>682749120
last I checked "angrier" was a word

I don't know if you're that guy correcting himself or just some dipshit who doesn't know what he's talking about
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>>682744447
which is the government's position about 4chan and the users?
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>>682749209
SUGE
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>>682749235
dude i didn't even think of that.
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>>682749292
Honey pot.
Enjoy your fema death camp.
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>>682749299
nice dubs.
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>>682744447
Hey Obama how hard is it to not be a faggot
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There are countless Americans without food, shelter and many in debt. why has Obama decided to help Syrian Refugees instead of spending those billions here on our own??
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>>682749324

With the amount of shit this guy knows?

He was there when Samantha Power was isubordinate. DURING A NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL MEETING.

You don't just happen to be at one of those unless you're important as shit.
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>>682749035
>>682749515
We heard you the first time faggot shut up
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https://youtu.be/fFOjTivx-yI

If it was the president he would of got my "where are biggie and tupac" thing
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>>682748153
r u illuminati? what do jayz n kanye talk about?
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>>682749568
fuck you bitch, I'll snap your fucking neck.
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>>682749364
i MUST know anon
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>>682749548
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>682744447
R U ACTUALLY OBAMA?
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>>682749299
>>682749600
I rolled double dubz. Think the president brought the get thread?
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>>682749773
Fuck you let me dream.

Obama is talking to us.
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>>682744447
In this "lame-duck" year, can the President fulfill what he said in his first year of having the most transparent administration or presidency in history? What about all of his rivals and roadblocks?
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>>682748153
If you can tell where he is... Tell me, where am I? My town is so fucking insignificant, they barely show it on the news weather reports. And yet its a growing hub. Here's a hint, same state as Michael.
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>>682749909
Even the NSA and CIA would take several minutes with the full cooperation of your ISP to properly and fully identify you.
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>>682749881
The fuck you said to me boy? stop being such a boy. You people need to be learn your lesson. Fuck! god fuck shit. I fucking you assbitch nigger!!! COME FUCKEr> St3p u-
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>>682749134
Bernie Sanders probably believes everything he says, but don't be fooled, he's a politician just like everyone else in this city. We looked into him thoroughly and he's done some shady things of his own. The only reason Hillary didn't go after him n them is because they'd end up highlighting even worse things that she did...but again, I shouldn't talk about that kind of thing.

>>682749235
Of course I'm not the president, Obama is too busy and there's no way I could even find time to go on 4chan.

>>682749292
Mostly ignored. There isn't much illegal activity here anymore, and if you guys make that much of a difference on a political level nobody's picked up on it.

>>682749515
There are a couple reasons. Easier to appropriate funds for emergency services, even foreign ones, than it is for long-running programs at home. Public relations. And it doesn't cost all that much.
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How frustraded has Obama been that Congress shits on everything he tries to do?

Also nothing Obama has done or will do will atone for drone striking innocent civis in Pakistan and arming ISIS plz inform him of this
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>>682749881
If that nigger actually came to this shithole it would be obvious at first glance. He'd be like "Obama care really works! Sign up for Obamacare hurr hurr I'm a nigger other niggers follow what I do durr"
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>>682746258
underrated
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>>682750029
> no way I could even find time to go on 4chan.
Obama confirmed
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How do you feel working for a President who is half white, but goes around trying so hard to be black? He must have really hated his mom to try to forget his white half. Secondly, why does Obama hate his mom so much that he tries to be black?
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>>682750029

35 #
Of course I'm not the president, Obama is too busy and there's no way I could even find time to go on 4chan.

You are Obama!
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>>682750029
Obama is not a busy man, especially this close to the end of his career.
Obama has taken more vacation time than any other president in history, and while not on vacation he is still frequently throwing parties and playing sports and games.
Do you not know where Obama was during the mission where we "got osama"?
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>>682750162
bump
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>>682744447
TIME. STAMP. BITCH!
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>>682750149
I'm crying of joy.
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Tell me this, mister cabinet man...
WHERE THE FUCK DID I LEAVE MY GOOD SHOES?
I've been looking for this fucking pair of hush puppies for like 3 days now, and i have no idea where the fuck they are.
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>>682750300
stam or gtfo
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Hi Kal Penn. Like anyone else in Obama's cabinet knows what 4chan is...
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How anally devistated is everyone about Trump. What are you going to do to stop him? Force another term of Obama? c:
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>>682750029
well god damn. it's an honor to be here, Mr. President.
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>>682750029
Between yoh me and /b/, what are the chances of a Trump assassination if he ends up beating Clinton? Or would you go for a more subtle approach like bribing delegates to vote for the crooked robot cyborg? What are the REAL chances of him winning the general election?
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Is Joe Biden really the coolest motherfucker or what?
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>>682750029
why doesn't obama just run for another term with all the idiots running at this time? wouldnt all of america vote for him anyway?
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>>682750029
Are Joe Bidon and Obama really bros or is that all for show
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>>682750682
Can't. Term limits.
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>>682750029
shitbugga mates weve jollywagged the boat
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>>682750660
Joe Biden is an agent for the Russian FSS.
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>>682750682
>Not taking 9th grade history
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>>682744447
NAME YOUR TOP 5 CLASSIFIED FACTS, DEAD OR ALIVE
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What's Obama's 3 point % like?

I bet his layup is sick as shit.
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>>682750752
We had a Canadian running for president, that's illegal anyway. Cruz is Canadian you know.
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>>682750029
Tons of love for ya Mr. President, I'd salute you if it wasn't so autistic to salute someone through the internet
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>>682750752
Executive order biatch
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>>682750682
Can you convince the rest of your administration to raise the education budget please.
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>>682750752
Only a government employee would be willing to address such a stupid question, everything checks out!

how many days you estimated left till USA folds as a business? 200?
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>>682750029
what third-world country are planning to invade?
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>>682750847
This. Run again Mr President. I can vote for you as myself, my 3 cats and my beta fish.
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>>682750029
CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN I LOVE YOU
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>>682744447
What sort of tv does obama watch? South park?

What was said about Joe bidens creepyness with girls at the reception for congress and their families?
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>>682750571
>>682750215
>>682750162
Fukin newfags
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>>682750812
DO IT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO OPPORTUNITY TO CHANGE HISTORY USING THE INTERNET
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>>682750834
zodiac killer for president
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>>682750834
Cruz was only Canadian by a "sexist" technicality in old law inherited from Britain.
Considering we have a kenyan black nationalist president right now I'm fairly sure the establishment does what the establishment wants to do.
But trump has publicly sacrificed his grandson's foreskin. So I'm sure that's good points for him.
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>>682750861
found the teacher, i hope you get shot soon shill, you're worse than 'christian pedophiles'
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>>682749890
I speak from a position of bias, but if you grade on a curve he's been pretty good transparency-wise. As for the lame duck year, it's just that. His legacy is almost set, all that's left is to wrap up a few projects and get out.

>>682749909
That was a joke. If you really believe the NSA can give a random 4chan poster dubs, and that they would do it for frivolous purposes like this, I suggest you readjust your tinfoil hat.

>>682750083
It's been a trying presidency, but I suppose most are.

As for drone strikes, they saved American lives and killed more enemies than innocents. In war, that's as good as you can get.

>>682750209
I wouldn't say that at all. But if that's the impression you get so be it.

>>682750472
The president is just tired and ready to stop thinking about politics. Everyone else is talking about it in more or less the same terms as the rest of the democratic party.

>>682750646
The secret service are good at their jobs. I'd be very surprised.

>>682750660
I've always liked him.

>>682750682
You must have failed 8th grade if you haven't heard of term limits.

>>682750729
They get along very well.
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>>682750861
Raising education budgets doesn't better education.
Also that's not national.
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>>682750233
Congress is gridlocked, isn't it? What else or more could he do? It's been claimed that he'd rather use his "pen" and "phone" to take executive wctions on pressing matters, but if his opposition is intractable, he can only do so much to work with them before taking matters into his own hands. He has had more than one outspoken opponent vowing to foil him since the start, too.
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>>682751073

>>682750812
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ARE ASiAN PUSSY REALLY SIDEWAYS? I NEED THIS INFORMATION FOR SCHOOL PAPER TY!
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>>682751073
>As for drone strikes, they saved American lives and killed more enemies than innocents. In war, that's as good as you can get.
At least someone else realizes this. It's not goddamned video games and "Press X to Kill People" and I'm tired of people thinking it is.
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>>682751232
they are rectangular actually, and green
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>>682751142
Congress isn't gridlocked.
Obama has vetoes and pocket vetoed more bills in the first month of 2016 than most presidents do in their entire presidency.
Congress is working fine right now, it's Obama who's refusing to finish the process.
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>>682750942
No need. Every country in the world except China and Russia gives us exactly what we ask for.

Iran and NK don't have anything worth having so they don't count.

>>682750962
>South park
He enjoys it actually. But you'd be surprised how little free time a president has.
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>>682751012
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/ted-cruz-is-not-eligible-to-be-president/2016/01/12/1484a7d0-b7af-11e5-99f3-184bc379b12d_story.html
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>>682750924
>>682750924
>>682750924
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>>682751364

Oh you know Obama is hedging his bets on Iran anyway.

He's pissed at the Saudi's
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>>682751347
They literally have refused to accept ANYTHING Obama has put forth essentially this year. What have they actually gotten accomplished?
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>>682751364
but, who are the big bitches?
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>>682751073
How bad does Obama hate Netanyahu?
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>>682751073
Ya my dude but you avoided the question. I meant what are the chances of the GOVERNMENT assassinating my nigga trump. And what are the ACTUAL chances of him being president? Is it guaranteed a clinton win and yall just playing along to keep us middle class faggots quiet and contempt with "muh liburties" while you fuck us in the ass no lube?

Also does the president really plan on going back to Harvard to teach after he is finished with his term or what?
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>>682751491
As he should be.
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What was it like to work with Olivia Wilde, Hugh Laurie, and Omar Epps? Including you, easily four of the most impressive actors I'd ever seen.
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Also time stamp on something governmental or whatnot would be appreciated. Then I can actually say I'd believe the government slightly more
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>>682751347
Fuckin a, man. They got elected promising to block Obama ' s agenda and are doing A+ work at that, AND managing to get some of their own shit done.
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>>682751364
Hey why are we letting Russia dick around in Syria and the Ukraine and why are we so complacent about China devaluing their currency and starting their own mini world bank?

Though I have a feeling China is shitting on itself economically and theyll collapse like the USSR soon.
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>>682751554
Obama doesn't choose what congress hears.
Congress has heard and passed many bills in the past 5 months.
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>>682751073
Does Obama legitimately want to do away with the second amendment or does he actually just want to enact some "common sense gun control"?
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>>682751554
If dont do my job I dont get paid. Why tax me so much but give free shit to any swinging dick in the country? It's discouraging.
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>>682751653
You're referencing House but I don't get anything but that
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What does Obama honestly think of the middle east?

Where would he rather resources be spent?
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Obama I'm slightly scared of Russia/China, what are the chances of WW3 habbening?
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>>682751811
Jesus christ, you can't be this stupid.
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>>682751073
sooooo... was joan rivers right or wrong about obama?
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>>682751827
Kal Penn aka Kutner
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>>682752006
The one who shot himself?
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>>682751743
The US was letting Russia do what it wants to ISIS because they were hoping that Russia would leave, and it looks good to the US people to have someone fighting Isis.
Isis is a militant group funded by israel to cause problems in the middle east.
Notice how there has been no extremist attacks in israel over the past 15 years?
Even though Israel is their prime target, and the closest and easiest target.
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>>682751965
Go fuck yourself commie scum.
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>>682752088
Hey fucker,watch it, i aint finished house yet.
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>>682751827
90% sure OP is Kal Penn, who quit his acting career to work for the Obama administration. He's the only person in the Whitehouse I can imagine knowing about 4chan.
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Why the he'll won't you guys stop trying to take my guns away?

Clinton's own DOJ released a study proving an assault weapons ban to be completely ineffective, yet Obama couldn't shut up about it for a while there.
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>>682750833

The most important question in this thread
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I don't have a question but just wanted to thank you for being part of the team that's done such a great job leading our country the past 8 years.
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>>682744447
How bad does Obama hate Netanyahu?
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>>682752212
Because it's not about crime.
It's about power.
It's about control.
The FBI and countless studies have shown that the prime targets of antigunner politicans are the last problem.
Please wake up sheeple. The government isn't by the people for the people.
It's by the few for the few.
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>>682752088
"Penn was an advocate for Barack Obama's presidential campaign in 2007 and 2008 and a member of Obama's National Arts Policy Committee." dat why he exit dr H .wikipedia
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This may be real, probably not, but tome ale of the average American citizen would skyrocket if the government higher-ups were encouraged to have anonymous conversations like this with it's people. Just half believing this has calmed me and made me trust the government a little more
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>>682752201
Wepl he fuckin shot himself in the face and House gets depressed trying to find an answer but ends up not finding one and comes to accept the fact that not every puzzle gas an answer. This also leads into the idea that not every person Wilson gets cancer in the last few episodes and House fakes his death so he can spend time with wilson for his last moments
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>>682751790
That's what I'm asking. Like what? And obviously he doesn't control that but anything related to Obama in name is instantly shot down as bad. And as far as the hold out on the supreme court how can you argue that they are simply just refusing to do their job by not holding a hearing one way or another? Just hold a fucking hearing and say no on principles then but at least do something. Not just refuse to act because the supreme court will be against you for the first time in years. No one has anything against garland because he is very qualified and respected on both sides of the field. It's rare you can have that in a judge, especially when you consider he is possibly replacing one of the least respected judges as far as anyone on the left side of things is concerned. He was a brilliant man but I disagree with him on a number of issues for what seems to me be poor reasoning
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>>682752336
You're a dumbass.
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I need to know something. This is important, and may or may not be classified.
Is Michelle Obama really Patrick Ewing in disguise?
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>>682751491
>He's pissed at the Saudi's
You're damn right he is. The Saudis are like every /pol/ stereotype of Jews put into reality. (So are the Chinese, but that's another story.) They take what little leverage they have and treat the US like their lapdog. The entire government is tired of it, and I don't expect it to last much longer.

>>682751618
Israel and the US are close allies in general and will continue to be so. Netanyahu and the president are not as friendly.

>>682751644
>what are the chances of the GOVERNMENT assassinating my nigga trump
0%. His candidacy is worrying, and anything can happen, but I think the democrats have gott this one.

I haven't heard anything about Harvard from him, but it's possible.

>>682751653
Good one. Never met them.

>>682751725
That'd give away who I am. You don't have to believe me, this is 4chan after all.

>>682751743
It'd be nice to have Assad gone, but stability is more important and under no circumstances will American ground troops be going to Syria. Hence, letting the Russians in.

If I'm being completely honest though, the president made a mistake dealing with Putin back at the start of this war. Russia never had to be involved, and it wouldn't have been if we'd followed up on our red line. But that's my opinion, and I'm not John Kerry.
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>>682751073
Have you ever heard Barry giving Michelle that sweet nigger dick?
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>>682752539
That was a political answer if I ever heard one mr press secretary.
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>>682751819
Because your getting taxed either way no matter what. And he also has given you a tax cut by the way if your not making 6 figures and if you are, well then pay your fair share cuz 1000 to you is 100 to me.
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>>682752201
I hate this. But I couldn't stop reading it.
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>>682752111
Yeah but doesn't that make Russia look good? I mean I know they been bombing mostly rebel groups to help the Syrians fight JUST ISIS but seriously won't this boost Russian ability to project it's power? Isn't that a threat to American interests? Plus it gives them better influence in the middle east in general having friendly ties with the non ISIS kebabs.
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>>682752456
Nah uh you are
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How interested is the president in the TTIP agreement with the European countries?
Is he interested by himslef or is he just a puppet on strings of the big american companies?
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>>682744447
Why do you lie for attention? When was the last time you logged off from infowars.com and went outside?
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>>682752539
Does Obama plan to legalize weed on the way out?

Also, what are his political views on Bernie, Hillary, And Trump..Who do you think he would vote for if you had to guess?
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>>682752539
What is the general opinion about North Korea? What is the generally accepted solution if they start getting a little more trigger happy?
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>>682752539
TOP 5 THINGS WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT BUT YOU TOLD US CUZ YOU'RE COOL
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>>682752701
OMG stop replying to me
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>>682752881
...

hi.
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>>682752881
Make me
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>>682752539
do you see it possible that we have ww3 in the making?
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>>682752539
How hard is it to not stare at Malia's ass?
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>>682752539
Aww damn I was really hoping it was Kal Penn, I've always been a huge fan of his and was excited but sad to see him set aside his acting and comedy to join the white house. If you ever bump into him, tell him his fans are eager to see his return once Obama hangs up his coat.
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>>682748153
if you are really a big man in the big men office then where do i live??????
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>>682753038
the most important question
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>>682752539
>democrats have gott this one

That fucking psycho Hilary bought the presidency didn't she? God damn it. I'd rather have that baffoon as president than her.
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>>682753076
San Marcos, CA
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>>682752927
wassup nigtik
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>>682753076
see
>>682751073
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Do you think they will ever manage to get the smell of KFC extra crispy out of the Oval Office?
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>>682752539
How difficult is it to get into politics and do I have to be a shady fuck to do it
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>>682753193
illin
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>>682753164
you're a dumbass if you believe that, trump handed the presidency to hillary. and unless something major happens, like a terrorist attack, she will win.
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>>682753076
I'm pretty sure the federal govt doesn't cut red tape and access personal data to prove themselves to people on the internet.
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>>682753260
whatchu saying bout me honkey monkey?
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>>682751811
The president will take anything he can get, which will probably stop far short of what most people mean when they say "common sense gun control."

>>682751871
He'd like to let the countries there sort out their own shit, but we're so involved that pulling out outright would just cause problems. It's a difficult situation.

>>682751908
Low. Certainly not this year.

>>682752212
Nobody is trying to take away your guns.

>>682752385
Already answered.

>>682752731
He hasn't got much passion for that sort of thing. That sort of thing is much more in Kerry's domain.

>>682752784
>Does Obama plan to legalize weed on the way out?
If congress legalized it he wouldn't veto it.

He's obviously not a Trump fan, and he keeps who he actually supports pretty close to his chest. I want to say Bernie because I can't imagine anyone who's ever met Hillary personally voting for her, but practically Hillary makes more sense.

>>682752794
If NK gets trigger happy it's their head on a platter. I'm not worried in the least.

>>682753038
Possibly. The better missile defenses get, the less of a deterrent the nuclear option is. I would say the possibility of a conventional war with nuclear weapons used tactically will become plausible within ten years.

>>682753044
I'm not into black women. It's not hard.

>>682753071
I know him, maybe I'll let him know.
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>>682753372
silence, niglet.
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>>682753247
That's the easy part, getting the grape soda stains off of the couches will be more difficult.
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>>682744447
How often do you gather to jerk each other off? And do you spit or swallow?
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>>682752539
Leak one non serious secret about Obama or the administration to prove
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>>682753251
You don't have to be shady to get into politics, but you have to be shady to stay there. Taht's just my experience.
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>>682753462
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>>682753456
The world needs to know, man! Is Michelle Obama really Patrick Ewing in disguise???
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>>682753510
>risk your freedom and entire career to prove yourself to random faggots on an Albanian Tsarist music website.
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>>682753456
What is the honest truth about extra terrestrials and aliens?


Has there ever been contact?
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>>682753456

Realistically, what will happen with the illegal immigration situation after Obama leaves office?
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>>682753727
ALSO WANT TO KNOW
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Are Jews behind all wars?
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>>6827444
>cant take a picture in a government building/doesnt have one
OP you are a nigger
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>>682753638
Yes. You figured it out, congratulations.

>>682753727
I've never heard anything about them. Maybe there are some pentagon files, but I doubt it.

>>682753776
Depends on who replaces him and who's in congress
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>>682753456
what are the benefits that he will have as a former president?
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Is it honestly in the presidents best interest to lwer the deficit? Or is it just designed as a cash flow system for central banks that own us?
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>>682744447
is he gettin any strange?
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>>682753857
Does it matter? Still a good story if fake. Besides, 4chan has a habit of turning on people that post proof
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>>682753935

Your tinfoil is breaking apart.

quick, go get some more!
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what is the president's preferred toilet paper roll orientation? I bet he's a savage and likes it to be under instead of over.
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>>682753899
> Depends on who replaces him and who's in congress

no shit dick tracy? I was hoping for something more substantial since your ass supposedly is in DC.
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>>682753902
Secret service and a comfortable pension.

>>682753935
There are thousands of people with degrees in economics that constantly get it wrong. It's not my field, and I'm glad it isn't. Nobody has any idea what's going on, even at this level.
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Why are you visiting this cesspool of a site? Do you frequent? Does Obama frequent /b/? Feel like that faggot could be an anon here at any time like moot.
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>>682753974
Not that he's said anything you couldn't just look up.
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>>682754118
>implying I have a crystal ball that gives me election results
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>>682754092
Over, obviously.

>>682754139
The president spends more time on the internet than you'd think, and he's always anonymous. I don't know if he comes here though.
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>>682754139
Naw Obama is a rebbit fosho
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>>682754180
> implying you don't know who damn well is gonna win the elections

you know the numbers better than most of us plebs, trump doesn't have enough votes to win, unless he pulls a rajoy.
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>>682754291
Yo next time you see my nigga obama tell him hes a faggot for using 9gag I know hes on there don't lie
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Hey, what happened with that US tank that destroyed the hospital in the middle east? It was that really which made me start questioning the legitimacy of the US gov't as a ruling power.
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>>682754291
TOP 5 THINGS WE DON'T REALLY KNOW ABOUT OBAMA
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>>682750029
>Of course I'm not the president, Obama is too busy and there's no way I could even find time to go on 4chan.

>the PotUS referencing dank /vp/ memes

jesus christ what a time to be alive
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>>682754025
That is a very witty reply you came up with there, very impressive! Because tinfoil stops machines from reading brainwaves? Or because if someone questions things they are crazy? How exactly does this logic of yours work?
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is the president aware of dat boi
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>>682754291
That's odd, you say he has less free time than I'd think, then say he's on the internet more than I think... odd... it's almost like... You're a faggot.
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>>682753287
lol

You are the fool
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>>682754652
top kek
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>>682754647
O shit waddup
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>>682754652
hahaha
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>>682754319
Hillary has a very good chance, but I've been in this business too long to call anything a certainty. There are a lot of smart people in the other camp.

If Hillary wins you can expect a continuation of Obama's policy. That means nothing will happen, as Congress is more or less guaranteed to stay Republican.

>>682754475
We don't rule the middle east. We will always be there for our own interests, not theirs, and we will always be trying to get them to manage themselves instead of us. You shouldn't be surprised that there's collateral damage.

>>682754652
Aren't we all. His work habits are the type where he stays up late using the computer. Conducive to internet use, not to TV.
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>>682751073
>If you really believe the NSA can give a random 4chan poster dubs, and that they would do it for frivolous purposes like this

For what other purpose would man work so hard to achieve all we have
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>>682753287
keep telling yourself that. The country wants Trump, not another Jew puppet
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>>682754964
to fappp
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>>682754995
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Was it a little bit awkward when Larry was roasting you the other day?
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Please have all the grape drink cleared out of the fridge.

D.J.T.
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Is marijuana ever going to get legalized in all of the states?
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What does Obama think about Putin? Does he see him as a thug? Is there any kind of respect outside of the limelight and is it mutual?
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>>682754899

Could you please btfo of the Brexit and let the brits exit the EU, its the best for all of us.
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>>682754899

>His work habits are the type where he stays up late using the computer

Subtle hint that this is in fact Obama.
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What's Obama think about
Space exploration?
It seems like NASA has been getting some funding here and there and some of it getting slashed.
Nuclear power?
Plants don't get built anymore, there are old ones when the tech was more primitive.
Transportation infrastructure?
Seems like the states are pretty much take care of it aside from asking for funding. If federal planning were to take place would it just maintain or expand roads or would they try to come up with a new concept about how a highway should look.
How many beers would it take for him to let something slip about the aliens?
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>>682744447
Its' pretty obvious that when it comes to foreign policy in Eastern Europe, Central Asia and the Middle east, Putin has been whupping us like a Russian grandmaster taking on a high school chess team.

Why is our policy there so weak and flawed? Also, why are we going all fucking brinksmanship in Russia's near abroad when it seems to make more long term sense to work with Putin to contain China, which seems to have far more wide-ranging geopolitical ambitions over the mid to long term? I get the feeling that Russia has certain limits to it's aims and would be a semi-rational actor, whereas China wants to go all "Ye Old British Empire" in Africa and everywhere else it can get a resource extraction contract.

Also, do you agree that Obama's biggest character flaw has been a sort of dismissiveness towards people that seem uncultured and backwards but have a sort of savviness that needs to be watched out for? I think his biggest flaw as a president has been underestimating the intellect skills of his ideological opponents both near and abroad.
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>>682754652
lol
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>>682755375
He thinks about fried chicken, and how being there to raise his kids has forever ruined his reputation as a thug ass nigga.
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My old friend Tilley got a call from you about the time you first got in, he's was a funny guy, sure miss him.
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why did he do 9/11?
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>>682755606
Subtle hint that the CIA has dirt on Barry and they are threatening him and they already killed his friend Tilley.
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Why is Obama literally the best president we have ever had?
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>>682755721
u r a dumb
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>>682755721
Obama wasn't president in 2001, retard.
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>>682755814
lol nothing that interesting
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>>682755865
Yessssssss i got one mummy i got one! He actually took the bate what a faggot
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>>682755575
Maybe I should be asking about public education instead because something went wrong with you pal.
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>>682754899
Do you use your left hand to masturbate or your right? Obama is a righty right?
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>>682755889
I've been watching too much homeland.
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>>682750029
>Of course I'm not the president, Obama is too busy and there's no way I could even find time to go on 4chan.
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>>682756013
Kek, sounds like you've been triggered Barry, I'll give you props for the dank Carl meme though.
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>>682749909
Battle Ground, WA <----- Seeya soon, anon
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>>682744447
Is Obama and his family planning on returning to Chicago after his term is complete, or moving to Hawaii? He seems to have spent more time in his birth state than his adopted state during his term in office.
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>>682756252
Top kek, I live close to him.
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>>682744447
its been great talking to you, kal/barack
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>>682744447
Still havent answered my bball question.

What's his 3 point % like?
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Does Obama ever get offended by the huge amount of negative things said about him by republican citizens?
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Uuuuuuuuuh....I want to be clear...uuuuuuuuuuuh ...jobs Uuuuuuuuuh jobs uuuuuuuh bullshit
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>>682745551
No it can't it actually doest burn enough it's like diesel in a way
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>>682744447

You fucking fags actually believe this
>4chan actually thinks Obama goes on 4chan
good meme my friend
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You are full of shit you are not a part of the cabinet so go fuck yourself
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>>682756964

Once upon a time someone told you it
was wrong to dream.
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>>682757190
>>682757190
Once upon a time someone told me to be a realist and not some fucking normie living in the clouds.
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>>682757344
I feel sorry for you. I bet a dead friend would come visit you in the form of a butterfly and you wouldn't even notice.
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>>682757344
> being this determined to ruin other peoples fun.

you poor damaged soul
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>>682757344
You must be a blast at parties! Not really, I was being sarcastic. It would suck to hang out with a person like you.
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Lame, I missed it.
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>>682749094
top kek
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>>682757488
smh
where is that full retard meme.jpg when i need it
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So did potus split?
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>>682757488
kek
>believing this

>>682757502
"fun"
lmfao
Yes I am enjoying the shitposting

>>682757619
>/r/iaverysmartandiknowsomeonescharacterbasedonhowtheyshitpost
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>>682757784
here you go buddy
>>682757488
>pic related
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>>682744447
If there were some strange sequence of events between now and November that could enable President Obama to run for a historic third term in the Oval Office, would he run? Could he win? What could happen?
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>>682758193
>>682758310
You faggots are just copies of a copy of a copy of other faggots, try to be original- you are truly boring
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>>682758414
I bet he's tired as shit of politics. no fuckin way he'd run.
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>>682757344
you spelled real ass wrong.
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>>682758414
Only in the Turner Diaries, bro.
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good thread even though OP is a faggot
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>>682744447
Is the prez really a white boy loving fag?
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>>682758885
No, but Hillary does partake of Huma's box.
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>>682757502
>>682757619
>>682758441
>>682758681

Would you guys like a safe space as well?
Geez the SJWs and plebbits have really come in hoards
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