I am a member of president Obama's cabinet. (won't say which one.) Ask me anything that isn't classified.
dude, what's going down in area 51? word on the street is that you're shooting it up with your nigga ricardo
John Kerry is one of the better statesmen I've known. He's very educated on foreign policy.
The flip flopping was actually a result of him convincing the president.
Nah, it was just a massive fuckup
Good try, but you're not getting more of a chance to guess who I am.
Who's penis is bigger, Barry's or Michelle's?
Michelle's glad to be here.
There's almost no chance of it. There were some worries early on but it's more or less taken care of. As for whether she's actually guilty or not...my opinion doesn't matter. I never liked her though. She's insufferable.
I wouldn't know.
On the off chance that you're not just a troll, then yeah I do think I know who you mean, and I don't think he's actually muslim.
There are files on that that are classified to me, but my gut tells me he acted alone.
She has plainly and provably
>Mishandled classified information
>Failed to turn in all documents upon leaving her office
>Deliberately destroyed evidence
There is literal no legal leg to stand on to keep from being indicted.
If she doesn't get indicted it's the government pulling strings as a favor for the future queen.
Even if she were indicted and found guilty Obongo would pardon her.
Lyman Lemnitzer says that the CIA killed Kennedy.
Check the Rockefeller Commission.
The US government says that the US government was involved in the assassination of JFK.
PS Lyman Lemnitzer was the man JFK fired for writing up plans for a false flag to bomb miami and blame the cubans for the american deaths.
This is declassified undeniable fact.
Would he do the Affordable Care Act, or "ObamaCare," as detractors would say, over again? I wonder why most people don't know that one of the so-called "architects" of that legislation worked on an early version enacted into state law for his 2012 opponent when he served as a governor. Do you think it can ever be redeemed since opponents keep using it and its flaws against your boss?
Just for you, Michael from Seattle.
That'll be up to congress. It's not a priority.
I was there for that incident actually, she hasn't caused any problems since. She's a pretty strong presence, she and Hillary always clash.
Not my place to say.
Why don't you ask him then? I personally don't care that much but may as well sate everyone's curiosity.
He's not a fan, in case you couldn't tell. He thinks he's a jackass.
I haven't heard anything even once about spacemen.
He was before my time. I met him once though, seemed like an interesting man.
I think most people here, and even in Washington, have their constituents' interests at heart. It's just that if they don't engage in some shady dealings they'll get replaced with people they feel would be worse than them. It is what it is.
Getting the ACA passed took a lot of energy from the president. By the time it was in place he had no delusions about how Washington worked, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to risk opening it up for changes again.
Well, I don't.
Falls under the purview of the military, which I am not a member of.
Still don't understand how she has so many supporters. Do they keep saying these accusations are just lies? Or did they stop caring about the shit she did and just follow her because she has a vagina.
Re: Pred porn
Good. Most of it's boring, and there's too many people creeping on our their anyway. At least it's not so bad as pre-2010 when you'd have random people whisper the crews and ask dumb questions.
Another question: How long do you have to serve in a role like yours to get full retirement benefits?
Hillary fucking scares me.
People think it doesn't matter.
People also think it doesn't matter that Hilary allowed Americans to die because she didn't think they were worth fighting for.
And that it doesn't matter that Hilary's cop out was saying she wasn't fit for handling the situation.
Plus hilary called the news outlets to let them know she was going to go buy chipotle in person one day.
you know, because she's a real human bean just like you and I.
Actually I think a better question would be, does her opponents actually believe everything they say about her, or are they deliberately lying in case someone will believe them. "The more often a lie is repeated, the more it becomes truth" kind of thing.
Yea, I got a road out here thats in pretty bad shape. I done called the street department, called the county, a number of times and they never show up. Think you could help me with that?
The FBI really hates CP. I mean they REALLY hate CP. Obviously it isn't their first priority but they always have a pretty dedicated task force and they're merciless when they find a site. I've talked to a lot of these guys and nothing gets them angrier.
Both are dead.
How difficult is it to get into politics? Is there a way to be clean about it, or is it all shady deals like GoT? Say what you want about Bernies policies, but you have to admit he is pretty genuine about what he believes.
With the amount of shit this guy knows?
He was there when Samantha Power was isubordinate. DURING A NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL MEETING.
You don't just happen to be at one of those unless you're important as shit.
In this "lame-duck" year, can the President fulfill what he said in his first year of having the most transparent administration or presidency in history? What about all of his rivals and roadblocks?
If you can tell where he is... Tell me, where am I? My town is so fucking insignificant, they barely show it on the news weather reports. And yet its a growing hub. Here's a hint, same state as Michael.
Bernie Sanders probably believes everything he says, but don't be fooled, he's a politician just like everyone else in this city. We looked into him thoroughly and he's done some shady things of his own. The only reason Hillary didn't go after him n them is because they'd end up highlighting even worse things that she did...but again, I shouldn't talk about that kind of thing.
Of course I'm not the president, Obama is too busy and there's no way I could even find time to go on 4chan.
Mostly ignored. There isn't much illegal activity here anymore, and if you guys make that much of a difference on a political level nobody's picked up on it.
There are a couple reasons. Easier to appropriate funds for emergency services, even foreign ones, than it is for long-running programs at home. Public relations. And it doesn't cost all that much.
How frustraded has Obama been that Congress shits on everything he tries to do?
Also nothing Obama has done or will do will atone for drone striking innocent civis in Pakistan and arming ISIS plz inform him of this
If that nigger actually came to this shithole it would be obvious at first glance. He'd be like "Obama care really works! Sign up for Obamacare hurr hurr I'm a nigger other niggers follow what I do durr"
How do you feel working for a President who is half white, but goes around trying so hard to be black? He must have really hated his mom to try to forget his white half. Secondly, why does Obama hate his mom so much that he tries to be black?
Obama is not a busy man, especially this close to the end of his career.
Obama has taken more vacation time than any other president in history, and while not on vacation he is still frequently throwing parties and playing sports and games.
Do you not know where Obama was during the mission where we "got osama"?
Tell me this, mister cabinet man...
WHERE THE FUCK DID I LEAVE MY GOOD SHOES?
I've been looking for this fucking pair of hush puppies for like 3 days now, and i have no idea where the fuck they are.
Between yoh me and /b/, what are the chances of a Trump assassination if he ends up beating Clinton? Or would you go for a more subtle approach like bribing delegates to vote for the crooked robot cyborg? What are the REAL chances of him winning the general election?
Cruz was only Canadian by a "sexist" technicality in old law inherited from Britain.
Considering we have a kenyan black nationalist president right now I'm fairly sure the establishment does what the establishment wants to do.
But trump has publicly sacrificed his grandson's foreskin. So I'm sure that's good points for him.
I speak from a position of bias, but if you grade on a curve he's been pretty good transparency-wise. As for the lame duck year, it's just that. His legacy is almost set, all that's left is to wrap up a few projects and get out.
That was a joke. If you really believe the NSA can give a random 4chan poster dubs, and that they would do it for frivolous purposes like this, I suggest you readjust your tinfoil hat.
It's been a trying presidency, but I suppose most are.
As for drone strikes, they saved American lives and killed more enemies than innocents. In war, that's as good as you can get.
I wouldn't say that at all. But if that's the impression you get so be it.
The president is just tired and ready to stop thinking about politics. Everyone else is talking about it in more or less the same terms as the rest of the democratic party.
The secret service are good at their jobs. I'd be very surprised.
I've always liked him.
You must have failed 8th grade if you haven't heard of term limits.
They get along very well.
Congress is gridlocked, isn't it? What else or more could he do? It's been claimed that he'd rather use his "pen" and "phone" to take executive wctions on pressing matters, but if his opposition is intractable, he can only do so much to work with them before taking matters into his own hands. He has had more than one outspoken opponent vowing to foil him since the start, too.
>As for drone strikes, they saved American lives and killed more enemies than innocents. In war, that's as good as you can get.
At least someone else realizes this. It's not goddamned video games and "Press X to Kill People" and I'm tired of people thinking it is.
Congress isn't gridlocked.
Obama has vetoes and pocket vetoed more bills in the first month of 2016 than most presidents do in their entire presidency.
Congress is working fine right now, it's Obama who's refusing to finish the process.
No need. Every country in the world except China and Russia gives us exactly what we ask for.
Iran and NK don't have anything worth having so they don't count.
He enjoys it actually. But you'd be surprised how little free time a president has.
Ya my dude but you avoided the question. I meant what are the chances of the GOVERNMENT assassinating my nigga trump. And what are the ACTUAL chances of him being president? Is it guaranteed a clinton win and yall just playing along to keep us middle class faggots quiet and contempt with "muh liburties" while you fuck us in the ass no lube?
Also does the president really plan on going back to Harvard to teach after he is finished with his term or what?
Hey why are we letting Russia dick around in Syria and the Ukraine and why are we so complacent about China devaluing their currency and starting their own mini world bank?
Though I have a feeling China is shitting on itself economically and theyll collapse like the USSR soon.
The US was letting Russia do what it wants to ISIS because they were hoping that Russia would leave, and it looks good to the US people to have someone fighting Isis.
Isis is a militant group funded by israel to cause problems in the middle east.
Notice how there has been no extremist attacks in israel over the past 15 years?
Even though Israel is their prime target, and the closest and easiest target.
Why the he'll won't you guys stop trying to take my guns away?
Clinton's own DOJ released a study proving an assault weapons ban to be completely ineffective, yet Obama couldn't shut up about it for a while there.
The most important question in this thread
Because it's not about crime.
It's about power.
It's about control.
The FBI and countless studies have shown that the prime targets of antigunner politicans are the last problem.
Please wake up sheeple. The government isn't by the people for the people.
It's by the few for the few.
This may be real, probably not, but tome ale of the average American citizen would skyrocket if the government higher-ups were encouraged to have anonymous conversations like this with it's people. Just half believing this has calmed me and made me trust the government a little more
Wepl he fuckin shot himself in the face and House gets depressed trying to find an answer but ends up not finding one and comes to accept the fact that not every puzzle gas an answer. This also leads into the idea that not every person Wilson gets cancer in the last few episodes and House fakes his death so he can spend time with wilson for his last moments
That's what I'm asking. Like what? And obviously he doesn't control that but anything related to Obama in name is instantly shot down as bad. And as far as the hold out on the supreme court how can you argue that they are simply just refusing to do their job by not holding a hearing one way or another? Just hold a fucking hearing and say no on principles then but at least do something. Not just refuse to act because the supreme court will be against you for the first time in years. No one has anything against garland because he is very qualified and respected on both sides of the field. It's rare you can have that in a judge, especially when you consider he is possibly replacing one of the least respected judges as far as anyone on the left side of things is concerned. He was a brilliant man but I disagree with him on a number of issues for what seems to me be poor reasoning
>He's pissed at the Saudi's
You're damn right he is. The Saudis are like every /pol/ stereotype of Jews put into reality. (So are the Chinese, but that's another story.) They take what little leverage they have and treat the US like their lapdog. The entire government is tired of it, and I don't expect it to last much longer.
Israel and the US are close allies in general and will continue to be so. Netanyahu and the president are not as friendly.
>what are the chances of the GOVERNMENT assassinating my nigga trump
0%. His candidacy is worrying, and anything can happen, but I think the democrats have gott this one.
I haven't heard anything about Harvard from him, but it's possible.
Good one. Never met them.
That'd give away who I am. You don't have to believe me, this is 4chan after all.
It'd be nice to have Assad gone, but stability is more important and under no circumstances will American ground troops be going to Syria. Hence, letting the Russians in.
If I'm being completely honest though, the president made a mistake dealing with Putin back at the start of this war. Russia never had to be involved, and it wouldn't have been if we'd followed up on our red line. But that's my opinion, and I'm not John Kerry.
Because your getting taxed either way no matter what. And he also has given you a tax cut by the way if your not making 6 figures and if you are, well then pay your fair share cuz 1000 to you is 100 to me.
Yeah but doesn't that make Russia look good? I mean I know they been bombing mostly rebel groups to help the Syrians fight JUST ISIS but seriously won't this boost Russian ability to project it's power? Isn't that a threat to American interests? Plus it gives them better influence in the middle east in general having friendly ties with the non ISIS kebabs.
do you see it possible that we have ww3 in the making?
Aww damn I was really hoping it was Kal Penn, I've always been a huge fan of his and was excited but sad to see him set aside his acting and comedy to join the white house. If you ever bump into him, tell him his fans are eager to see his return once Obama hangs up his coat.
The president will take anything he can get, which will probably stop far short of what most people mean when they say "common sense gun control."
He'd like to let the countries there sort out their own shit, but we're so involved that pulling out outright would just cause problems. It's a difficult situation.
Low. Certainly not this year.
Nobody is trying to take away your guns.
He hasn't got much passion for that sort of thing. That sort of thing is much more in Kerry's domain.
>Does Obama plan to legalize weed on the way out?
If congress legalized it he wouldn't veto it.
He's obviously not a Trump fan, and he keeps who he actually supports pretty close to his chest. I want to say Bernie because I can't imagine anyone who's ever met Hillary personally voting for her, but practically Hillary makes more sense.
If NK gets trigger happy it's their head on a platter. I'm not worried in the least.
Possibly. The better missile defenses get, the less of a deterrent the nuclear option is. I would say the possibility of a conventional war with nuclear weapons used tactically will become plausible within ten years.
I'm not into black women. It's not hard.
I know him, maybe I'll let him know.
Yes. You figured it out, congratulations.
I've never heard anything about them. Maybe there are some pentagon files, but I doubt it.
Depends on who replaces him and who's in congress
Secret service and a comfortable pension.
There are thousands of people with degrees in economics that constantly get it wrong. It's not my field, and I'm glad it isn't. Nobody has any idea what's going on, even at this level.
> implying you don't know who damn well is gonna win the elections
you know the numbers better than most of us plebs, trump doesn't have enough votes to win, unless he pulls a rajoy.
>Of course I'm not the president, Obama is too busy and there's no way I could even find time to go on 4chan.
>the PotUS referencing dank /vp/ memes
jesus christ what a time to be alive
That is a very witty reply you came up with there, very impressive! Because tinfoil stops machines from reading brainwaves? Or because if someone questions things they are crazy? How exactly does this logic of yours work?
Hillary has a very good chance, but I've been in this business too long to call anything a certainty. There are a lot of smart people in the other camp.
If Hillary wins you can expect a continuation of Obama's policy. That means nothing will happen, as Congress is more or less guaranteed to stay Republican.
We don't rule the middle east. We will always be there for our own interests, not theirs, and we will always be trying to get them to manage themselves instead of us. You shouldn't be surprised that there's collateral damage.
Aren't we all. His work habits are the type where he stays up late using the computer. Conducive to internet use, not to TV.
>If you really believe the NSA can give a random 4chan poster dubs, and that they would do it for frivolous purposes like this
For what other purpose would man work so hard to achieve all we have
What's Obama think about
It seems like NASA has been getting some funding here and there and some of it getting slashed.
Plants don't get built anymore, there are old ones when the tech was more primitive.
Seems like the states are pretty much take care of it aside from asking for funding. If federal planning were to take place would it just maintain or expand roads or would they try to come up with a new concept about how a highway should look.
How many beers would it take for him to let something slip about the aliens?
Its' pretty obvious that when it comes to foreign policy in Eastern Europe, Central Asia and the Middle east, Putin has been whupping us like a Russian grandmaster taking on a high school chess team.
Why is our policy there so weak and flawed? Also, why are we going all fucking brinksmanship in Russia's near abroad when it seems to make more long term sense to work with Putin to contain China, which seems to have far more wide-ranging geopolitical ambitions over the mid to long term? I get the feeling that Russia has certain limits to it's aims and would be a semi-rational actor, whereas China wants to go all "Ye Old British Empire" in Africa and everywhere else it can get a resource extraction contract.
Also, do you agree that Obama's biggest character flaw has been a sort of dismissiveness towards people that seem uncultured and backwards but have a sort of savviness that needs to be watched out for? I think his biggest flaw as a president has been underestimating the intellect skills of his ideological opponents both near and abroad.
Maybe I should be asking about public education instead because something went wrong with you pal.
>Of course I'm not the president, Obama is too busy and there's no way I could even find time to go on 4chan.
Kek, sounds like you've been triggered Barry, I'll give you props for the dank Carl meme though.
Is Obama and his family planning on returning to Chicago after his term is complete, or moving to Hawaii? He seems to have spent more time in his birth state than his adopted state during his term in office.
Still havent answered my bball question.
What's his 3 point % like?
You fucking fags actually believe this
>4chan actually thinks Obama goes on 4chan
good meme my friend
here you go buddy
If there were some strange sequence of events between now and November that could enable President Obama to run for a historic third term in the Oval Office, would he run? Could he win? What could happen?
Would you guys like a safe space as well?
Geez the SJWs and plebbits have really come in hoards