Drawthread: Cardbro edition!
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Drawthread: Cardbro edition!
peep please come back
>>682743576
i hope peep FUCKING DIES
>>682743576
she left because of you you fuck
>>682743659
>My girlfriend fell asleep without replying to my text, and it's only like 12:30 right now. I don't really tell her about how I'm feeling because it just makes her cry and feel worried but not know how to help. But she was tired so it's alright. I don't have any other friends I'm close enough to talk to at 12:30 a.m.
are you me
>>682743648
i doubt i have any sort of influence on her
>>682739871
Spades = Babushkah <3 I'm already in one of your decks.
>Dress up post from last thread.
I'm too fucking slow with a mouse.
Windol, are you here, frand?
>>682743395
I'm bored. Guess which Drawfag I am.
>>682743821
You look absolutely fabulous!
Me on the other hand... this is really gay.
requests?
>>682743821
Oh shit, you're Babushka?! I thought you weren't going to be back for a month.
>>682743901
poxzi.. dont do this
>>682743901
i believe you've done this before
everyone thought it was skittles lol
>>682743751
Maybe I am, anon.
For real though is that your exact situation right now? At least we have each other
>>682743033
Ten eh? Sounds like my number. Watchu need fam.
>>682743295
Judge me all you want inbred greenskin, at least I have proper physical hygiene
>I'm roleplaying btw, you anons better not pucker your anus's like last time i swer on me mum
>>682743576
I killed her, now you only have me and me and me to fap to.
>>682743821
Is it wrong to say that your mouse drawings are cooler.
>>682743855
Hello
>>682743901
a thirsty one
>>682743932
poop
>>682743932
Play stairway to heaven on spoons.
>>682743901
OH! OH! I KNOW!!!
none of them....
>>682743901
I'm going to guess it's Magik.
How do i get everyone to like me?
>>682743991
>I don't really tell her about how I'm feeling because it just makes her cry and feel worried but not know how to help. But she was tired so it's alright.
i can relate to this so much, hows life man? you feeling okay?
>>682743901
>that hint of latino
EVA CONFIRMED
SAVED FOR ALL ETERNITY
>>682744019
Windol, do you have a non-lewd, full body, color reference of your OC?
>>682744099
not talking wouldn't hurt. it may make people hate you less. it's a start.
>>682744137
there's this one. I kinda want to make a unique one however
>>682744099
You dont ask how, you change your attitude
>>682744099
"everyone hates me so i'm going to be an asshole to them" is a horrible start
also, pretty hard to come back from doxing, impersonating and threatening people
i'd say leave, it's the best thing you can do
not coming back is even better
>>682744205
Kek!!!
>Savage
requesting any photoshopfags that would be willing to take the creatures off the couch for me? I need the background, but I need the characters displayed here removed.
>>682744270
Awesome. I await your work, frand.
>>682744099
People started liking mj after he died
People started liking Prince after he died
Coincidence?
Looks like you're gonna have to die
>>682743901
Avvi confirmed.
>>682744107
I'm doing okay. It helps to have the peace and quiet at night and listening to chill music.
I really miss my girlfriend. I have to wait until Friday to see her again. I only really feel like everything's alright when I'm with her. It's hard to go so long without seeing her, even if it's been just a week.
How's your life anon?
>>682743901
>1:31 AM
Magik? Starr?
>>682743901
> no tag talling it's drawthread
try again.
>>682744340
the ones on the table aswell?
>>682743901
Nice tits
>>682744416
People did miss me when i got my girlfriend back in early 2015.
But i want to be single now.
So it might not happen.
I might go.
I'm looking for movies that show lots of male nudity, but hide vaginas.
A movie called LOVE (2015) is one.
Why are movies so afraid to show vaginas?
How come nobody else notices this stuff?
>>682743901
Hey Poxzi
>>682744031
i forgot how long this song is....
why couldn't I just play spoon man?
>>682744517
Man take a deep breath, and relax. Clear your head, and focus on positives. When you see her again you'll be enthusiastic and all will be good. I got faith in yah pal.
Still can't fuggin sleep.
>>682744517
I'm listening to music aswell, what you listening to?
I'm in a long distance relationship (out of country kinda deal) so i know how it is.. My life's actually doing okay right now, my severe depression isnt as severe which is good.
>>682744807
go clubbin until you pass out. best idea.
>>682744797
Requesting someone playing spoon man on your tits
>>682744807
CRIMM!!!!!!!!!
>>682744442
>Avvi
>female
lol
https://youtu.be/cL4uhaQ58Rk
If you're taking requests:
Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.
With you in it.
>>682744088
magik is a ginger
>>682743914
Aww I think its cute! Thanks for participating. ~Muah
>>682743942
Well... I didn't want to draw my card with a mouse but I'll probably end up doing it that way anyway. (Also, there is an h at the end of my username. Babushkah. Just in case.)
>>682744019
>your mouse drawings are cooler
My wrist fucking hates me though. Thanks though! <3
>>682743932
You wanna wear something frilly with us, bb?
>>682744807
I'll do that, anon. I really appreciate it.
You're the first time anyone's really said something thoughtful to me. It feels really nice.
Do you have insomnia or did you just sleep in too much this morning?
>>682744938
Car Seat Headrest. They and Modern Baseball are my go-to bands when I'm feeling like shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7t861Tlysg
How about you?
Fuck man you have it way worse than me. Do you plan on seeing her soon at some point? I'm glad to hear that things are improving though, every little bit really is a bigger deal than it seems. I'm proud of you for staying strong anon.
>>682744942
Debatable
>>682745069
>
>>682745572
Messed up sleep schedule. I'll be fine. But you gotta take it easy mang. It'll save you uneeded stress in the long run.
>>682745572
no fucking way, im listening to this right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_a1hPwXiWw
Not anytime soon, probably in three months or so.. i got work and it doesnt pay that much neither but thanks. stay strong, yourself!
Just got a new computer and just started working with tablets
bokay
>>682745912
not bad and good enough. wow. thank you.
>>682745701
I haven't seen you in like forever!!
>>682743901
clearly sloth
>>682745518
All right, much thanks for the early surprise! I'll get to work right away.
>>682745701
Can i request free BJ? ;^)
>>682745851
chicken scratch less
>>682743901
I'm pretty proud of this picture so I'm posting it too.
Also requesting all the drawfags to draw themselves naked so I don't feel as bad for being a drunk and posting nudes on here. It's kind of embarrassing realizing my friends from here are probably seeing this too but maybe they won't know it's me
>>682745518
>oh hay trinket. wanna draw frilly shit
....do you know who the fuck I am?...
because I don't think you do...
>>682745027
ill spoon YOUR tits. motherfucker
>>682746332
And you are?
>>682746332
Rin? or maybe that goo chick...
>>682746332
You don't have friends lol
>>682746332
>average girl
why even bother
>>682745518
i give up
>>682746346
join the fun
>>682746332
>look at me i'm a girl!!
>not even taking requests
Sounds a LOT like Skittles.
>>682746332
guys its Poxzi
>>682746579
it's no one from drawthread actually.
>>682745999
Nice trips, but eh I've been around recently but I got swamped with work previously. But uh...good to see you too!
>>682746247
I unno...wouldn't you rather be doing something like PLAYING RISK OF RAIN
>>682746547
skittles would either be asleep or doing something else, they don't come on until night
that being said, you make a good point
>>682746332
prove it, timestamp with HI DRAWTHREAD
>>682746612
shut up catbro
>>682746332
draw something on paper and hold above tits
post pic
>>682745701
How messed up are we talking here? I'll really try my best to, I'm feeling pretty good now. Thanks Crim!
>>682745811
HOLY SHIT
I think we're like long lost twins at this point. You have great taste for sure at least.
3 months is a fucking lot but I hope it works out soon, being away so long is really fucking tough. You're a stronger person than you may think you are. It takes a heart of steel to manage a long distance relationship.
>>682746614
Glad to see your still around, even if you don't remember me. :<
>>682746269
yeah that's half cause I can only use pain, and half of getting used to this tablet
>>682746732
hah, thanks for the kind words man. i think im gonna hit the sack now. thanks for talking to me, stay strong and if you ever need to talk more just post Car Seat Headrest and I might be there.
>>682743901
>>682746332
I can't guess what drawfag you are until you show me your butthole, only then can I confirm your true identity.
>>682746688
Just think about it, if they really wanted to play that game, wouldn't they have written drawthread on the timestamp as well?
>>682746332
>>682743901
Shows boobs.
Not pussy.
BORING.
I'll wait for a girl with a little more courage.
>>682746983
fuck off
>>682746925
k babe
Requesting the patriotic pup here in lewd fun please.
>>682746925
kek
>>682746518
nah. maybe if I was a NERD
>>682746963
catbro shut up
>>682746048
>>682747018
>Actually listening to a random anon to remove a post of a hand
>Anon requesting removal, removes their post right after
Spineless.
Can I see more of Judy Hopps being fucked?
I totally fucked up her head. She has more of a bulldog/renamon shape to her head.
Oh well, maybe better next time.
>>682747192
Sorry babe
>>682743901
>>682747319
is that stitch from lilo and stitch
>>682747396
>>682747396
>>682747445
DELET THIS
>>682747436
It's supposed to be Ori, but many of the design elements were probably lifted from Stitch.
>>682747116
GOD DAMN THATS EDGY
>>682746732
I'm shifting from normal sleep schedule to working overnight stock from 10pm to 7am.
>>682746863
There's a lot of anons out there, I'm really sorry
>>682746865
It's something you gotta practice on. Take it with a grain of salt.
>>682747319
Would you pretty please do something involving: >>682747078
>>682747396
>>682747445
You dun fucked up, expect a hefty credit bill soon.
>>682746925
wHAT
did I just witness what I think I did
>>682747396
James Chavez?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
To be continue
>>682747396
>>682747445
ohhhhno you dont.
I ain't gunna attempt that shit. that has IRS TRAP written ALLLLL over it.
>>682746466
Average girls are the hottest.
>>682746346
Hey I know you. You're a bad ass. I was just suggesting maybe trying on something new. I wasn't pressuring you. c:
>>682747116
Ok but you ARE a nerd
>wrist died, drawing is now 99% harder and I might bail on thread.
>>682743901
>>682746048
>>682746925
>>682747018
>>682747677
great, now hes gonna yell at her more
>>682747551
It's ok Crimm, you're still awsum. <3
Last update for the night. I need to sleep before I collapse from exhaustion. This will be in Deck #1. Much thanks, Babushkah!
>>682747914
can i just say, i think this is really ugly
>>682747914
Nuclear will be featured in deck #3 now, BTW.
>>682747966
can I just say, I think you're really ugly
>>682747677
eva is a qt, i would wife her
>>682747914
Oh god not that. Let me draw something better or different from that fking sailor moon outfit. like.. at least try to use this image instead.
>>682747914
Night, keep up the good work.
>>682747966
Well, if you dislike the project I (and several drawfags) are making for free, make your own.
>>682748110
Dude, I need sleep. E-mail me here. [email protected]
>>682743901
>not peep
dropped
>>682748138
its just the same image repeated 4 times on a white background,
the images arent even made for the cards theyre just anything drawfags happened to have coloured
>>682747677
Eva a cutie
>>682745912
here's what I did with it. thanks again
Chya'll listenin' to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npcGql9Ir6Y
>>682747966
the jacks ruin everything
just like skittles ruins everything
>>682747966
It'd probably look better with the characters having a black color scheme for clubs and spades with a red scheme on the hearts and diamonds.
And the font is kind of ugly
>>682748332
What he said.
>>682747589
Fishboner please draw some lucky guy in a position like
>>682747237
>>682748265
welp... now I hate myself.
>>682748332
i offered to make 4 different full colored images, cardfag said no
>>682748295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q
>>682748295
just this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeSzQsvQM3Y
>>682748423
whys that
>>682748295
Hey Imma, how are you tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAXPU6Cdl4A
>>682748295
I'm going to fucking kill myself: the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
>>682748241
you make a good point
when the project was started i was expecting one deck with different drawfags for each card rather than one drawfag gets aces or a number and fills all suites
now were running out of room for MORE drawfags so now it's more decks
kinda shit tbh
>>682748295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbKrhqufU8&list=PLQfNRTRsj6IrRqh2tF-rAcIkradZ273Hk&index=3
>>682747551
Honestly I do it a lot i my paper drawings as well. Old habits I guess.
>>682748295
can I /r/ a dick in that butt?
>>682748470
cardfag's a bit of a fag
>>682747577
what was it?
>>682748580
I'm aight. I think I'm tired of photoshop tonight.
I got a little better in sketching in it tonight, but I'm still hella slow with it.
Gotta try again tomorrow.
>>682748631
i had my hopes up for the queen of spades tbh
>>682748295
http://youtu.be/OWz00tNb2IU
Holy shit the skype is going fucking INSANE right now
So much for going to bed
>>682748824
really? skype seems dead to me.
>>682748763
were you expecting someone for that spot?
or are you a drawfag that wanted that spot?
>>682748295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibt88_MZ3Gg
>>682748736
hella slow whatever, you're doing gods work.
>>682748824
what's going on there?
>>682748937
aw poor wittle anon not in the skype group haha faggot i bet you wanna be in it
>>682748904
You must not be in the popular skype group, no offense
>>682748937
the thread drama
>>682749017
being in the group doesn't interest me that much, i just wanna know why it's blowing up
>>682749097
what thread drama
>>682748295
You ever finish the sasami?
>>682749177
eva nudes
>>682749017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsMLeqfX2y4
>>682749097
Oh, hahaha, I was about to ask what errbody goin' buck wild over.
>>682749217
those aren't eva's nudes
it's some guy posting what he found in some other thread most likely
>>682749197
I shit, I had to bump off and do something else for a while there. I'll be on tomorrow and probably will do it then if you can catch me again.
It wasn't just lewd of the character IIRC.
>>682749313
We'll duh clearly they are swordbro's
>>682749217
it looks nothing like Eva, you're just a desperate creep
>>682749313
Either way im pretty sure I know exactly who this is. so nice try
>>682749487
shut up kai
im not desperate
>>682749313
punk's
>wonder why anons come in and shit all over you and the thread
>calls you out for being Skype dramafags on an anon board
>no we aren't!
>literally 2 hours later you are all back to your soap opera bullshit and the thread isn't about drawing
C A N C E R, mods please ban these global rule 13 breaking faggots and move them to /soc/ where they belong.
what a thread
>>682749506
who
>>682749444
i'd totally bone swordbro u kno whut im sayiin
>>682749506
you gonna drop a name or continue you being a faggot
am i the only one that finds catbro hot?
>>682749596
you don't have to keep coming back here
>>682749695
Nah, I think he's pretty cute too.
btw eva is underage
good luck with the party v& nubs
>>682749585
punk is a man you fool
>>682749665
>>682749732
Don't talk to the guy
>>682748402
but i can't draw Judy :c
>>682749762
seconded. a little chubby but cute
>>682749768
>btw eva is underage
She's like in her 20's wtf
>>682749596
KEK
the sad part is you're actually right
but to be fair it's mostly a different group of people posting in the threads every few hours
>>682749781
Don't talk to the guy telling you inconvenient truths even though he called you out a few hours ago and you denied the entire scenario ever happens when it is more a feature of the thread than actual drawing. cancerous /soc/ faggots, enjoy dying alone with your fake friends on an anonymous image board that detests you.
>>682749398
Her nude, a little chubby, and showing off armpits, I'll try to catch you then.
>>682749768
first of all that wasn't eva but second of all she's 23 dumbass
>>682748295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBJnVvItL3o
>>682749992
kai pls just go
>salty fags not getting their requests done come out of the woodwork to bitch about threads in general
You can be more honest...
>>682749695
Where did that come from?
here come dat boi!!!!!!
>>682749619
Bones deep in that feminine penis
>>682750122
o shit waddup
>>682750122
OH SHIT WHADDAP
>>682750122
oh shit whaddup
>>682750122
oh shit, whaddup
>ITT
Eva and her Skype buddies attempt to damage control while anon faps furiously
>>682748710
thanks frand
>>682750180
Show tits!
>>682750224
>citation needed
>>682750224
Since when has that been a condition for anon to fap furiously?
>>682750224
>fapping furiously
so THAT'S why everyone stopped drawing for a while
>>682750224
2nd meme team?
>>682750180
SCUM
>>682750110
>anon is mad because no one draws his thread
>even though I am a giant faggot that just got caught doing the very cancerous things we claimed never to do not even a few hours ago
>even though we do it nearly every day, none of us can draw, and we all know each others names in real life, fuck constantly, talk shit, and attack other groups.
how do you cancerous faggots even function? do you not see how anon laughs at your need for validation and connection when you are all /soc/ scum to begin with? why are YOU here?
>>682749798
There are IRL pics?
>>682750117
i dunno i just find him attractive
>>682750401
yeah, not gonna share them on here though if he doesnt approve.
>>682750499
i approve, go ahead
>>682750578
>proof required
>>682750578
nice try
I'm going to draw up a TV show with lots of comical female nudity in thread.
Does anybody object?
>>682750801
yes
fuck off
>>682750801
go for it
>>682750801
I will never get how you haven't put a bullet in that skull of yours.
>>682750920
don't
>>682750994
dont?
>>682751052
don't encourage the autism
>>682750499
draw him then.
>>682750801
i have no objection to you killing yourself, do that instead, it's a much better idea
>>682751088
not sure I see the autism here
>>682750345
>bringing up what some faggot said as if everyone here speaks in absolute fact
>wah wah wah do my request or gtfo!!!
>SKYPE!! /soc/!!! BUZZWORDS!!! EPIC MEMES XDDD
This is you right now, get out and stop requesting if your request is so bad.
>>682751174
>>682751246
chris himself is a physical manifestation of autism
>>682751305
oh I guess im missing something. Havnt been on a draw thread in years so....
>>682750578
Okay lets NOT do that.
>>682750453
I mean yea, but I just didn't see that coming.
>>682751300
>KEK
>>682751277
>request
i have no such thing, admit you are cancerous /soc/ fags and get over it.
>>682751515
why are you still here
>>682751640
They are here to do what they always do. Start drama and say whatever starts an argument and gets others to take the bait.
>>682751515
>doesn't draw
>doesn't request
>spends hours in the drawthread
weird....
[CHRIS ENTERS THE STRIP CLUB]
>>682749787
that's really fucking hot though
>>682751864
>already proven to never have visited a stripclub
Holy shit more drawfags should be like Eva.
>>682751864
fuck off
>>682751864
they dont ask that at a stripclub
>wat
>>682752005
those aren't her pics, dickhead
Lets all relax and enjoy nazi/Frankin anne pron.
>>682752055
Kai it's gonna be ok
>>682750180
Swordbro?
>>682752034
>inb4 THEY SHOULD BC MUH OPPRESSIONS
>>682751864
Punchline is you're a rampaging homo who can't get out of the closet and have spent two years trying to convince internet strangers of something you yourself can't even believe to be true.
The first step to happiness is to stop lying to yourself
>>682752055
>>682752005
why?
>>682752193
I don't get it.
>>682752034
>>682751934
>already proven to never have visited a stripclub
I will never throw money away like that ever
Submissive girls? Yukk.
>>682750038
>Galantis
My dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB_5MPBQTWM
>>682752114
kai doesn't act like that
>>682752193
if there was actual proof they are, then sure i'd believe you
but there's none except people saying that it's eva
hey guys
>>682752376
fuck off and die
![28f4c3a549095dd3144ada8d6df555fb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WIRAPpF.jpg "28f4c3a549095dd3144ada8d6df555fb[1].jpg")
Fishboner if you're still here let me dominate you like the rabbit is getting dominated in here
>>682752451
WORK ON YOUR COMMISSIONS YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>682752193
Which draw fag is this?
>>682752494
take it easy ther bruv
>>682752451
why are you wearing tang's shorts
>>682752376
ok let me guess for some reason they're going to not show vagina and you're going to throw an autist fit, we get it
>>682752451
hello ms. skeltal.
>>682752526
that's eva's hand
the rest are probably just someone from another thread
I miss sparking arguments for shits and giggles..
>>682752451
You: Put Dicks In Mouth
>>682752451
Are you male or fem?
>>682752422
Eva posted her hand back in January, that's what that picture was.
The tits today look similar to her physique from the hand picture.
Also the deletion going on is suspicious
>>682752376
>THE STRIP CLUB ASKED IF HE WAS MALE OR FEMALE
>HE DOESN'T REALIZE HE COULD NEVER PASS FOR FEMALE WITH HIS ELONGATED MAN FACE AND 0-GRADE ATTEMPT AT CROSSDRESSING
Requesting more Pepe in rain pieces
Artistic ones (seriously)
>>682752451
hi draw a girl with a apple head and a pretty face wearing a striped onesie pls
>>682752709
>Eva posted her hand back in January
yes
>The tits today look similar to her physique from the hand picture
i guess, but that's a kind of on-a-limb assumption
>the deletion going on is suspicious
the hand was deleted. wouldn't someone want to delete their nudes instead of a hand pic?
i highly doubt it's eva from what we've been presented with
>>682752709
The ceiling says gullible anon.
>>682752635
>when you post from the wrong folder and you look all caring and stuff..
smh
>>682752494
what commissions haha im not taking those shits
>>682752544
because im tryna get som fucq
>>682752655
whos
>>682752662
im a Mystery
>>682752894
ok
FFS that was clearly some random chick's tits
>>682752987
Just let the dicks of other drawfags and also anons migrate right into your mouth.
who cares
shit's already old
>>682752987
less talking please and more
>Dicks<
>In<
>Your<
>Mouth<
>>682752987
>what commissions
thats the joke
Was there ever a better image involving this fluffy thing being fucked?
>>682752977
eggs draw me some green apple alligators
>>682753253
Every single time you post this you get told no, so why the fuck do you keep asking?
>>682753253
there's this unfinished thing but i dont know about better
>>682752894
>>682753108
>>682753143
who is worthy though
>>682753176
is it? im already a wage slave plus im too lazy/lethargic for commissions
>>682753369
what even is that?
>>682753476
this is a mango shark he's half mango and half shark, so then if you draw a green apple alligator he's going to be half green apple and half alligator :3
>>682753450
holy shit!! she's beautiful, thank you for drawing that for me
>>682752077
dood nice. I requested this so long ago, it's like my echo returned and requested it.
>>682753476
how bout we just have hardcore bdsm
Strip Club 5
>when you actually really should start practicing drawing the succ but there's no one around to succ
>>682753892
np
>>682753449
>>682753253
What the fuck even is this thing
>>682753895
I'm glad you like it man.
>>682754063
f faggot
>>682754189
they're flower furries.
>>682753449
I really hope that this gets finished.
>>682754063
/r/ing you redraw this but with Zander and the words are replaced with "succ, succ, succ"
>>682754063
shouldnt you be training
>>682752413
Yes, more good tunes are required in this bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If6owp-hWpc
>>682753450
just take the penis in your mouth already
Strip Club 6
>>682754218
I would impregnate the flower fluffy.
>>682753770
This is what you get.
>>682753895
That's sounds pretty hot but also like a lot of work..
>>682754591
I like him, thank you eggs~
>>682754233
>>682754218
na
>>682754239
for...? The tourney? Nah
>>682754290
I need a TARGET
>>682754591
wear my helmet then.
>>682754591
>one quick google search later
Wow, I really need to step up my reptilian game..
NEW THREAD
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