Waifu Claiming thread
>Cold Shower edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
Drunk and feelin' great.
H.A.N.A.K.O unit, reporting for duty.
I don't think anybody around here is going to be mad at you for not talking about winning all the time. Only if you stop winning.
Though there might be some inquiry as to why you stopped.
>If dub, world gets set on fire
>I don't want to set the world on fire
best girl claimed and being hot without being sexual!
No thanks, I like my guts free of bird ween haha, what are shitfaced on?
Same as always I see, same here, just hangin out. What would you like to be doing?
From what I can remember it was mainly the thought that I was eating crickets that grossed me out. That and mealworms. But they were seasoned like chip flavors so we couldn't really tell haha I'll have to try baked crickets though next time I see em
Hey scarface! Hows it goin?
Good to hear, same here actually, Revy's been claimed a few times but Roberta definitely wasn't. They're both on the same sexiness scale to me haha
GATE. Easiest way to look for it.
Just got off work. Relaxing with my niece, watching a movie and shit.
Realest guy in the room, how you doin.
Yeah, ERP ruins the thread.
Don't know any of these waifus.
Is Hand back from his ban yet?
Shiragami Youko claimed.
I was gonna argue with you earlier about Mark Linkous being the best musician in some time but I haven't heard anything of his, so it'd just be one-sided.
>freeze dried crickets before, but my baby boy doesn't seem to like them
I once heard tarantulas enjoy moving prey more, could that be why? I imagine freeze-dried crickets are um... pretty immobile, yeah?
Rum friend! Whatsup?
He was banned?
Yeah, he got unbanned today from what I have been told, he made a thread today.
How you been?
If you were here for the previous thread, there is no reason to make an empty claim post. No one is going to steal your waifu if you do not make a claim.
Preserve thread length. Relax. Have fun.
straight vodka, weed, and acid motherfucker!
you sure about your guts sweetie?
satanic trips! i'm already in the tub tho
Rum n' Koko! Not much. Drank and slung out 33 pages today. And well, hes been gone for three day and I thought I saw a thread made by him today.
Jesus Christ I remember reading BL as a sprout and hnnng
Did you mean: rum ham?
No, I mean I ate freeze dried crickets, but when I tried to feed him live crickets he got super defensive and got away from them. I think he was still stressed from his molt so anything in his terrarium moving around was something he wanted to avoid. But now I drop superworms in there and he basically pounces on them. When he gets big enough I'll be able to feed him baby mice.
You should listen to Sparklehorse.
Hey peaches! Hows it goin?
Nothin wrong with that, I'm sure you'll find it when the time is right :)
Great. Great news. Wouldn't be the same without Hand-sama. It feels like we haven't talked in a while. I've been fine. Slowly killing the dream, ya know? How about you?
Yeah he's back.
He made a thread earlier
Tarantulas and most other predators find their prey by detecting movement so dead and frozen prey often isn't eaten. There are other ways to feed them though
>link related, it's how you feed blind predators dead prey
I'm doing okay, feeling stabilized and I'm doing further development of my game
As a rat owner, I feel as though I should object, but hey everything's gotta eat, yeah? I also don't understand why other owners of mice/rats/rodents object to the feeding of mice to snakes. Everyone's just trying to take care of their pets, doing what they gotta do. It just so happens some pets are carnivores.
Also, I'll write down Sparklehorse and listen tomorrow, tonight I'm in more a familiar music mood.
No idea. It is on Animelab, Crunchyroll and Kissanime, so maybe.
Chen never makes sense unless hes serious about stuff.
Im getting to you oranges.
Thats all good news! Been through a few breakdowns, none on here.
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I dig it! I've never done acid tho. and yeah I'm pretty sure about my guts haha
>in the tub
Fuck I love baths
Slung 33 pages of fuckin what? your prostitute propaganda? and yeah he has been gone for a while, but I just figured I was on too late to catch him
Hell yeah, Revy and Roberta are hot as fuck. Roberta especially when she becomes super cray
>the rum haaammmm
Hey at least it was the censored version, Spike, hah.
I am thinking of getting an axolotl next. It's either that, a large millipede, or I'll put a bunch of money away for a big 30+ gallon terrarium and get a Goliath Birdeater. I'd like to get some jellyfish, but the cost is a few hundred just for the tank, then I'll have to take a day off to schedule a delivery since I'll need to be there to sign for them.
Yeah, I'd keep rats as pets if I had the time to raise them properly. I'd not get an animal that needs a few hours of interaction daily to bond with because I'd not be able to provide it the play time it needs and that would be cruel. I'm not opposed to feeding animals to other animals, if it's what they'd eat in the wild then it's what they should eat in captivity.
It really isn't the same, heh, hes been here ever since I started posting and it just feels kinda strange without his 3d hand.
>Don't know any of these waifus
Trust me, I know how that feels dude. I've basically just been lurking for the last couple days. Not really posting much.
But I'm pretty good I guess, just been doing the same old, same old.
Job going alright?
You missed the joke
>inb4 i pretend to be retard
This is interesting information!
Also what on earth is that centipede looking motherfucker? I'm vaguely spooked but even more intrigued.
I'm doing aaaaalright, how are you?
you are no fun
holy shit its fun
yeah see i can compromise!
Game is going great, nearly finished tweaking player movement then i'll start on the grapple mechanic
Yeah just a discussion that got out of hand and brought back a bunch of memories and problems I usually ignore. You gotta vent every now and then, right?
Welcome back, you missed hand-kun's return and some other stuff but not much
You will, I promise. Otherwise are you down to live with me when I don't figure out either in NEEThood?
Glad to hear it! and didn't your game get greenlit?
OH SHIT! I FUCKIN LOVE IT
Hows it goin man?
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How well are you?
I think axolotls are cute little creatures, and I appreciate how unique they are.
Yeah, it's true that rats require a lot of attention. Also, they're much more sensitive to things as far as health goes, and it's very worrying owning them sometimes. Still, I love my two girls with all of my heart, and I wouldn't trade them for the world, I don't think.
Given the choice of pet, I would go for a bird. Cockatoo of some kind. Even over dogs, and I love dogs.
I dont have an outlet to vent, but the past month has been good to me, and there wont be a need to. Sounds as if the game is making good progress.
Hello spicy one.
>kinda interested un the name for me now.
I have 1% battery so I wont reply anymore but hey there, im fine
How about you?
Heyo. Doing great over here. Nothing but good times today.
You know it
Why did Hand get banned again? Was never told why but it' good he's back.
Hey Hanako! doing great and how long have you been waiting to use these nicknames?
Going well, played alot of games and got gud.
I am fine. The H.A.N.A.K.O unit's system is well-calibrated and fully functioning at 100%
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no one would pay for us
i think ill stick to my shower. By myself
I know right? Why does everyone have such hot .gifs?!
What kinda games did you got git gud at?
Nice! and what does the H.A.N.A.K.O system stand for?
>ps how was your day?
Hello to you, fellow unit
I'm not Mafia, damn it. 33 pages of my next-to-be-published novel.
This is fine
True true. I think you and Hand were the first ones to talk to me.
So much shitposting, banning, non-waifu trash, and lewds throughout the last week that I haven't posted all that much either.
Jobs going fine. Im thinking of refusing a promotion, because I don't want the company to drag me around the country.
for real i fuckin love those tits. have any bathing suits?
but mine is soooo much hotter!
>nothing but good times today
Good to hear.
I think Hand-Kun arbitrarily got banned for creating too many waifu threads...? I could be horribly wrong. Either way, it's great he's back.
>implying any given reply isn't encouragement
Bud, you're taking the bait.
When I was getting the new substrate for my roaches and getting my millipedes I saw they were selling axolotls. I seriously thought of getting one right then and there but decided I'd wait to see what all I'd need to care for them properly. It seems like an expensive initial then that's pretty much it besides getting night crawlers for them.
If I were to get a bird I'd get a raven. We had them back home and I always thought they were awesome. They didn't take shit from anybody. I'd need to be able to build a very very large, basically room sized, bird cage for them though.
It's called a bobbit worm
I did research on these fuckers for my game. I'm going to replace the classic spike pits with these bastards. They're predators from the ocean, can bite a fish in half, gorw 9 feet long and have pretty rainbow colors
Here's some more links if you're interested
Yea that happened yesterday. I get to decide all the details and design of the game. It will be a puzzle platformer where you use a grappling hook mechanic to solve pussles and manouver. A demo should be ready in 3 weeks but the full game will take some more time. We haven't got a name yet but the player character has been named Tenchi for now, coming from his proportions and his way of getting around
Ten = tendrils, chi = chibi
not diving into my shower preference. what games do you like?
Why would we need em? we could get on some sort of government aid type stuff
Oooooo, whats this novel about? and when can I get it?
because nonlewd=sexy as fuck
>but lewd is too just in a different way
does this get your goat the way it gets mine?
>but decided I'd wait to see what all I'd need to care for them properly
Always a good choice.
Where are you going exactly to find things like millipedes and axolotls...?
Im sorry i just needed someone to talk with
Incorrect. Records state that these names are your given designations. I have no hand in the creation of your identities.
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>mfw you are too cute
I'm really into oblivion right now. you?
Given name is Rory
Sometimes they just happen.
Ravens are pretty cool. If given the choice between wild birds, Id go an Australian magpie over a raven. Id keep them in a tree out the back though. Gives them a nesting and some ranging.
Just league. I'm off of my tilt or rut if you don't get tilt. Slowly getting back to where I was so I'm happy.
Sometimes being dead is fun.
I mean who wouldn't they belong to Iowa but I ain't posting anymore lewds. I want to keep the threads at a minimum amount of lewd.
Yea I'd say Waifu thread posting would do it but 2 more will take his place to post.
But of course! I am mistaken on this one.
we would need a democratic president
the elder scrolls oblivion?
where did the y and s go?
At this little hippie run exotic pet shop.
I'd get a big white necked raven. You're supposed to keep them in a big cage then every day let them out to fly around and play for a few hours.
omfg i just love those tits. just keep posting i wont tell <3
fuck yes i love that shit
>On one hand: pretty rainbow colors
>On the other: F E A R
>I'm going to replace the classic spike pits with these bastard
Ooooh, I like this idea!
>implying I'd ever lose even if you got dubs
>but you didn't get dubs anyway so-
I see! I can't wait for the demo. I souds like it'll be awesome! what do you think you'll do after its all said and done?
You do you booboo
I aggree with you on the nonlewd vs lewd. Honestly everything about women is fuckin sexy. and yes that gets my goat and all my other animals haha
Oh. it dropped my fun text. Bummer. Oh well.
>Sad rattle rattle
>Lurker spotted, deploying rattles
I heard about it.... Anything I can do to help?
If you need anything just call.
Sounds kickass! How was your day today Killer Onslaught?
That scene had me hoping for a hentai tbh
>tilt or rut
What do these mean? haha
Then a democratic we shall have, as long as I can be NEET with tomoko haha
Action/Romance genre. Not really at liberty to discuss what it's about until it's out, though. By the end of summer. If we're not all banned, I'll send you an Amazon link.
that one is amazing. i like the shivering isles
you would probably hate me in a month
fuckin right? you have any gifs like it?
Whatever floats your boat.
Basically I was doing really bad when I normally do perform better. Just glad I'm out of the sorry state.
Hey buddy what's up.
Hey comrade! Hows it goin?
Oooooo sounds like a good one. If waifu is still around you must send it too me haha
That's what Fran says.
Please notice me.
Thanks, I think it'll make for a good scare if I can make the jaws shut when you come too close without actually dying. If you have any other ideas, variation is always welcome
I'll probably try to finish some more levels and then let you guys have it and release it on steam. I've already decided to put a /waifu/ easter egg in there somewhere.
I won't charge much for the game, maybe 2 bucks or less, maybe even f2p. We'll see
Can you tell me what you think of the character so far and which tail you prefer?
>pic related, it's drafts and designs regarding Tenchi
If you get a family of magpies, they recognize you and protect you and your descendants from other magpies in a large radius. They're like ravens in intelligence as well, and as I said, Id be training it un a house then trying to keep it in a tree in the yard.
We never get banned for these threads unless the mods want to give us a small hit. It never sticks though.
It does come close, but his 'tool' gets in the way.
Then you would be excited for Skyblivion then?
>technically not a lewd, this is what happens when Rory is near deaths without doing the killing
Oh shush, I doubt it, I bet your a kickass roommate
Im sure I do, lemme check. And If I don't Ill download some haha
Well for America's sake you better kick ass
Ravens will also bond, but they're also mischievous little devils who'll cause all sorts of mayhem. And that's just great to me.
I've never tried to write in this genre, so it'll probably be hated, so I can guarantee you a free copy.
Yeah, prob right. They'd have to ban draw threads, furry threads, and faces of /b/ threads as well.
holy fuck best expansion pack in anything ever!
>i would love you forever
dem perfect titties float my boat girl!
what is it?
>unpopular opinion: skyrim is a bad elder scrolls game but would be fantastic as an rpg not attached to the elder scrolls lore
>i can fap to this girls near death
Faggots really have anime waifus? I thought that was just a joke.
Nice! I'd actually be down to pay for it tbh, and as far the character I like #4 (if your going from right to left) and #7 look the best
True haha, if it was a scene between Rori and the mage girl (I forget her name) that would be #1
this looks so fun
and what is she doing to that stick
that game is so much fun though. what else do you play
unf that is so hot!
>mfw someones death rekt my panties
doooo iiiit! also checkn you checkn!
He's got an excellent point.
You have my word.
Hey, I'm no writing critic so I'm sure Ill dig it haha
No mom, I'm not asleep
Yeah bro, you should get one
Hello, how are ya?
Not much, long day, but tomorrow (technically today.) Is my last day, then a three day weekend of no work! I'm content. What are up to?
Going good, tomorrow is my birthday! I'm excited! Just one more work day. (Today.)
How are you?
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most things bethesda and i really like games like ark and minecraft but i gave away ark >.<
Well I'm a pretty unknown developer still in training so I wouldn't dare ask more money for it. But this game is really my first chance to make a staple and get my stuff out there.
So just to make sure I got it right: the braided tail and the bunny tail?
>pic related, development sheet and idea drafts
Back here he didn't have a name yet
I'm rather curious what acronym you'd come up with for Shizuru. Lot of odd letters there.
Being an Aussie, I only feel at ease with a day if I hear a magpie warbling. If it happens to be my magpie, all the better.
Skyblivion is Oblivion with Skyrims code, crafting and combat. Its at QA stage, and 99% playable.
Its her axe, and shes just feeling the souls of the deas pass through her.
>just happens to be an aphrodesiac
Thats a war going on in the background. A heap of people died.
Well I know, as long as you don't bully me I'm cool with you
hell yeah! I can't wait for your birthday night, I know Mirai and I will definitely be drinking with you :)
tbh that sounds terrible those are my least favourite parts of skyrim
its a honor to be detected
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That makes sense haha, and I meant the cat like curly tail and the longer bunny tail. Although what animal is her supposed to represent? that could change it lol
Just relaxing talking to people. Might play vidya in a while. Glad you get a three day vacation. No work is my favorite kind of work.
Anyways whatchu been up to dude.
Of course girls have titties. They're girls.
I'm an American. We don't have those here. At least not where I have lived. That reminds me of when my boyfriend yelled at me because I said I didn't like butterflies as much as moths. He was getting legitimately mad when I said butterflies are pussiest while moths are totally hardcore. That was a very weird fight.
im ok. you?
I never tried ark and minecraft was alright
you are like 6 feet tall id be spooked
what are these ship girls from?
I need to know for scientific reasons
ah shit death rekt my panties
hurrrryyyyyy!!! this ones for you!!
anyone noticed the thread rate slowed down?
was just watching this anime last night i now have a thing for snake women and that spider woman
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Searching for correct designation.
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Kantai Collection AKA KanColle
It's a browser game.
That's all I got.
Hmm... Doesn't seem very positive nor fun. Oh well.
Rach is pretty great.
but girl dem titties are divine
i really dig ark. i'm also into pokemon!
i'm best birdie i promise!
>i have the best plot
the only one i find annoying is the horse lady i mean i know it's b but come on its a freaking horse
He's also got six arms. Can't be trusted.
Guest free copy goes to you, Rum n' Koko.
Mostly liquor. Is it your birthday yet?
Kantai collection. It's a browser game but it's also got an anime.
I AIN'T FUCKING WITH NO SPIDER ASS NIGGA
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> what animal is her supposed to represent
None, Tenchi got based off pic related, which was the very first draft ever made for this game to demonstrate the grapple mechanic. I drew this sketch and just loved the simplicity and how expressive the character looked. You can still see the grappling hook which was later replaced with tendrils. But i'd say he comes closest to a kangaroo if you look at his shape
The very first draft ever was the little stickman in the left bottom corner
I'm already listening to Townes van Zandt, I've seen videos of them making noise already though.
I dont want to be a robot though
Im not into the new pokemon. I played up until diamond and pearl
Nothin much, It was my moms birthday today so we celebrated a bit heh
nah haha, I've never hurt anybody
You can't stop the glasses Kirino. They're in my soul.
>free speech ho
she is lewd but possibly correct
BUT NON LEWDS WOULD BE NICE AND CAN ALSO BE SEXY
how does pointing make ya feel Koko?
I'm just not too fond of birds in general, Ravens being the one exception.
its unnecessary dude.
>inb4 so am i
Sorry, I replied to the wrong post
where can i find this browser game?
again strictly for scientific purposes
> NON LEWDS WOULD BE NICE AND CAN ALSO BE SEXY
Incorrect. You are a mech unit. Your model is particularly designed for long-range assassinations, but suffers from poor battery life and constant program glitches (almost described as "daydreaming" when not in use).
Im sorry, I honestly couldn't find a .gif of Koko flipping her hair like that. But I found this one, and one of her yelling at the camera
WOOO another thing I get to mooch haha
I see! Thats a pretty kickass evolution haha, what about the other characters?
Friday is hopefully going to be awesome! Got to get some things ready. Howwas your day?
The N.E.E.T life is just a dream for me.
What games do you play? Any favorites?
Going alright. Got plans Friday because of birthday. Up to anything?
Friday....I hyped jaja. Need to get some things done today. So might sleep earlier than usual. I'll soon join you on your drinking!
Did ya at least have fun? Alot of birthdays happening this month from what I've seen.
Yea overwatch is fun as fuck. Reaper is a fun.
You need a VPN for it but I'm waiting for the U.S. servers because I don't speak Japanese.
Currently been playing League of Legends and CS:GO. Waiting on the Dark Souls 3 DLC. Favorite games have to be the Dark Souls series with the Metro series right behind it.