Why can't I smoke weed? I've tried to smoke 3 times so far and everytime I trip. Feels like I'm going backwards. or it feels like I'm rewatching something that already past. over and over.. is that what being high is? im lost.
Oh. so thats what high is? being all slow and delayed. I feel like ive been starring at something for along time and I just freak out. I want to feel good and forget about stuff rather than panic ;-;
I've had really strong weed make me feel similar. Nor rewatching. But kind of thinking 3 second slower than what is actualy happening and every time I would catch up to "reality" I would fall 3 seconds behind.
Yeah its kinda like that but they where long ass gaps or atleast it fealt that way. Also It was scary everytime I'd catch up with reality I'd panic than I would fall back into that state of delay. and repeat.
weed is a mild hallucinogen. when you 1st do it you will be very high as your brain chemicals are adapting to the new THC chems. expect dizziness, euphoria, loss of motor functions. and speech. It is temporary. Just like any other drug you will build a torerance to it.
Listen dude the that falling feeling/losing your grip on shit and being all delayed is the fuckin point you idiot. That's like drinking alcohol and then panicking when you feel wobbly. You're fucking high dude. Also pro tips for being high in public: As long as you don't got weed on you nobody can do shit, so just troll everyone. You smoke weed to forget about reality for a minute and just get lost in what you're doing or your thoughts or whatever. Just like let go you 12 year old faggot. That feeling in your chest? Yeah that's anxiety. Just let it go when you exhale your weed dude. Then lay back on the couch/bed/seat/grass/carpet and chill out fam. Weed ain't complicated.
That's you going from being high to realizing your high and panicking because you're probably 13 then forgetting why you were panicking because weed is hella good for anxiety like that. Wait to smoke until you're out of middle school and high school.
>when you 1st do it you will be very high
Disagree. Takes a few times to start inhaling deeply. Also, OP - if you don't enjoy something, don't do it. This seems pretty obvious.
No problem, sorry for being harsh. Weed is just a plant and it can't hurt you (unless you're schizophrenic or have severe bipolar type 1). Like literally all you have to do is be cool. Like imagine the coolest dude on the planet, and when you get high (or all the time) just pretend you're that guy. Eventually you'll become that person. Fake it till you make it.
Paranoia is a side effect of weed only if you're already fucked in the head in one way or the other. Just be cooler than the paranoia and it goes away 100% forever. I'll stand by that till the day I die.
This happened to my first girlfriend the first time she smoked as well and she freaked the fuck out.. I think it's honestly just because you are getting extremely stoned. Marijuana is a mild psychedelic, so it makes sense that it could fuck with your perception of time. Next time you smoke just start out with one hit and wait 10 mins then smoke again if you feel like you aren't high enough. Once you build any tolerance you'll wish you could get that stoned again. I envy you.
>Bro you're trippin'
>Why can't I smoke weed?
Dude, shit blows my fucking mind. Simple.
Yeah you can definitely get as high as your first time, but it isn't as magical as is your first couple of times. I've taken 6 month breaks because I was on probation and yeah I got super baked but it wasn't the same.
I feel yah. I remember the first time I smoked a bowl of just keif with little tolerance it was like the first time. Shit hit me and all I could think was "I've only ever been this high off just weed once and it was the first time". It's a distinct feeling that you forget until you feel it again. Kinda like acid. You forget how wild it is until you're coming up (especially 25i).
I wouldn't say be consistent unless you really enjoy it once you properly understand that being stoned out of your mind isn't the same as being high. Just try smoking the smallest amount you can the next time you smoke. Also are you smoking gravs or out of a bong? That can knock you on your ass. Try a glass pipe. You can get a decent one (that isn't so short you'll burn your bangs off) from a headshop or a gas station for less than 10 bucks.
Yep I went to Colorado and smoked some sour diesel shadder that was 88% THC. I was so fucking stoned I ate like 3 burritos and drank like a gallon of margaritas.. I might have actually been as fucked up as the first time I smoked now that I think about it lol. I've never done acid but I'm extremely eager to try it. I've never had a bad drug experience and I know about set and setting. Any advice you would give on your first time?
Yeah. I tried explaining the weird feeling I had and thats what he called it too haha. Lagging. then I asked him how he drives and he said he thinks of it as a video game. we took two wrong turns btw.
they are fun but if you want to cut some carcenogenics (burnt plant matter) from ur diet then filter through a water bong (inert glass piece etc - not plastic, plasticides through fire use)
I've had that happen, but only when I'm fucking G O N E
Try not smoking as much in one sitting. It also gets better the more you do it.
I feel like rolling is just a waste of weed but a joint will be a subtle high from joints even if you smoke a gram joint. How many hits did you take last time? I'd seriously just take a hit or 2 if you are getting so baked that you feel like you are in a time loop haha.
Nah they're the adult way to go. Like you can roll them up from the safety of your home and then bring them wherever you go and when you smoke them they're gone as is all evidence you smoked. Throw in some clear eyes and boom.
No I live in Alabama unfortunately. (it's unfortunate for several reasons haha) It just sucks because I can't fucking find anyone who knows where to get any now that I'm out of HS and college.. Should have done it when I was younger god damnit.
Fuck off dude that's the most attention-seeking question I've ever heard. Here's your le-edgy-medal for participating in a dank w33d conversation. Wew lad and all that shit. Kill yourself.
Were you going on a bong or..? I really only get that when I've done a dab or a fucking huuuuge bong rip. Favorite way for me (as a lightweight) to smoke is using a pipe, I can regulate how much I get better.
haha yeah I used to be scared shitless of driving high, not for my own safety but getting pulled over. But once you do it you realize how easy it actually is. For me I have to actually think about driving and like your friend does treat it like a video game, minus the getting lost part lol
Not that I'm willing to give out.. I'm not trying to be a dick but I just prefer anonymity.
When I first started smoking pot I would get high after just a few hits and I would geek out so hard all the time. Like the first time i smoked in front of my girlfriend she was concerned because I was laughing so badly for petty much no reason.
My tip to you is if you're an introvert just smoke alone and do whatver it is that you like to do
On the flipside, you might need to be babysat or surrounded homies.
Will do, smoking to your health right now. Have a good evening my dudes
le-straight edge detected, why so buttrustled brethren?
It affects everyone differently. I live in my head a lot sober, so it just makes me withdraw to the point of being a space cadet. My thoughts become so loud, I'm never sure if I'm talking or just thinking. I also get the complete opposite of ADD. I transfix on one thing for a long time.
Whaaaaaat about straight edge fam? If anything I have a problem.
I would say ripping my bong is a luxury and its a sit down with my buddies kinda thing, Rolling a blunt is definitely wasteful compared to just packing one, but just being able to sit there with like basically a smoke stick that you dont have to light, doesn't go out very quickly either. Also easy to pass around a circle imo
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I really hope this was before storage and you didn't just expose your tabs to light and oxygen for a fucking picture
im doin show and tell now and nobody can stop me.
>implying I'd ever buy shitty LSD when I can have God-tier 25i for amazing trips and profit margins
Also they're called hits or blotters, tabs is short for "tablets" you foookin ratard
Continuing with show and tell.
If I discuss prices on here I get banned, that's how I got banned last time:\
I literally downloaded it for a custo order like 20 min ago. I'll snap you fam what's your snap. Also more drugs.
i agree with you, i don't think it's a delay. however that is how OP is describing his high. which i am telling him not to be scared of, because that is the intended feeling, whether his description of it as being a delay is accurate or not.
I have to sleep in 1 and a half hours for work. To smoke some kush or not to smoke. Smoking also fucks with my thinking so I dont fully wake up until 3 hours into my shift. Also smoking on lemon kiush.
Well i hope he's getting more out of the high other than a delay. I heard a friend once talk about something similar. Maybe he's smoking wayy to much and was nearing a psychedelic trip?
backwards you say? listen to this song
Ayyy lmao anyways so phone is back on and imma keep posting pics of my acid
yes. he is just getting high and doesnt know how to describe it well. very blatantly. he appears to think that the time hes had was abnormal, and the whole point is that, regardless of how he described it, that it is normal. the feeling he got was the intended feeling. must i repeat myself
I told myself I would quit every time for an excuse to binge smoke but the supply never runs dry for some reason...and I do sleep for 8 hours but it doesnt help with being brain dead the next day....
I flushed a sheet once to see if it felt cool and it did, but here's me destroying a hit. Pic 1/2 is it sharpied.
Told my buddy its gotta be at least 6 g's, i was close haha. I
2/2 is it getting rinsed and then mushed down the drain (mushage not pictured)
Well god made you. God never makes a mistake.
>God made you
Actually it's the opposite. Smoking with friends is cool in highschool up to maybe freshman year of college but after that you run out of shit to say while stoned. Everyone cultivates their own 'vibe' that must be respected so you always just churn along the same two or three topics and you get insanely bored and then the awkward silences get longer and more frequent and before you know it you're having a fucking bad time and most people are smoking alone by 25 if they're still smoking at all.
How much do you smoke in a sitting? I've been currently smoking very small amounts, enough for one hit per sitting. And I smoke twice a night. If you smoke less you'll be better functioning.
nah anon, when I don't smoke for a while I am very chipper and can get shit done with a breeze, sometimes I'll take a few hits at night before bed and when I wake up I just feel retarded for a few hours and everything becomes much more of a slog. It's probably just more noticeable to me because I take frequent brakes. I'd recommend either going to bed earlier or smoking less.
More show and tell, this was from earlier today. (Friend took the pic, I was in the passenger rolling up. Also Danny Brown ftw)
The first time I smoked weed was oil with my best friend when I was 16 and I got fucking DESTROYED we stared at a bag of marshmallows that fell over and went everywhere for a solid 10 minutes while constantly laughing and then I got the super drys like I have never experienced before and now after 5 years of smoking since I haven't felt drys that intense since I was standing by the tap with a glass of water constantly filling it and drinking it then walking to go sit down and before I even get to the chair my mouth is already dry and I go back for another cup and I done that about 10 times before I ended up actually making it to the chair so I wonder about people who say they don't get high their first time smoking pot because of what I experienced but that was oil and I already smoked ciggys before then so I knew how to take smoke in my lungs so still I dunno
Well fuck anon then you need to calm down with that shit, I take .2g rips until I feel like I don't need to anymore and even then will I feel sluggish if I smoke more than usual.
Nice dubs but I already covered this. It's not LSD that shit is like sooooo 40 years ago dude. It's 25i-NBOMe aka make ya boi rich real quick and everybody has fun the whole time shit.
When I do 25i the trip seems to last half the time it does when I do real acid I suppose it's good in a way but I prefer being fucked up for the entire day not just half of it and groggy for the other half
I can answer any questions about obtaining or the effects (based on well over 2k doses personally consumed as well as dealing in the drug for two years) just pm me on Reddit at OopsTooManyMemes and I'll hit you back tomorrow. I just gotta get some sleep.
Regardless the summation of it is 25i is the fucking best thing to ever happen to me and I HIGHLY recommend it. Changed everything and moved me up in life as well.
I used to be on amphetamine scripts for a long time, that shit can mess with you in the same way meth does but at a much smaller scale, if you still take that shit I'd recommend dumping it. I remember when I had vyvanse I used to just pop several at a time and I got way too used to it, I wasn't so much physically addicted as much as I just convinced myself that everything was boring without it. The best way I found to deal with these problems is to try to slowly break the habit and cycle, when your body stops expecting these drugs from you weening yourself off you'll start to notice a dramatic difference. Even if it is just pot, it can still negatively affect your life, if you really think you have a problem you should find ways others have corrected themselves and try to apply it to yourself.
it was a joke you sensitive little faggot
>even with weed
Yeah man I agree even though you can't get physically addicted to weed I was definitely addicted mentally I was smoking 2.5g-5g daily and it was costing a ton and truthfully I would still be smoking that much now if I never lost my job and couldn't find 1 for 2 months and over that time I just stopped all together because no money to buy it so now I only smoke every now and then
Got some personal protips for ya.
Buy your snacks before your session, unless you plan on going for a maccas run or something.
Stay away from people you don't want to know you're high (Parents, siblings, close friends, whatever), it will just bug you out and you'll end up getting caught. best way to do this if you're living with strict parents is sneak out at like 2AM have a sesh at the park or in your backyard or whatever, then sneak back in when you feel ready. Alternatively you can learn your parents work schedules and if they work late some nights you can plan in advance and have a sesh like 3 - 4 hours before they come home, so then you have time to come down, and for god sake if you do have strict parents don't smoke inside the house, it just makes it obvious.
If you do start to bug out (this is for when you don't have parents, siblings, ect, around.)
I recommend listening to some podcasts or talk shows, for me listening to people who aren't in the same room as me talk, is very soothing for some reason.
You can also smoke a cigarette if you so wish, usually calms me down, but it's your choice, not gonna force anything.
Lastly have a playlist or a folder of trippy videos/gifs/imagery set up, you have to have some fun aside from all this seriousness.
>here's a few I recommend: