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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Kys faggot
faggotry at it's best
here /b/ hope you like me and accept me into your kool group maybe even get into a kik chat so we can trade pictures of each other spit. It would /b/ so much fun!!! :D :d
>>682737985
Would you post a quick timestamped pic, with your nationality? It seems there was an impostor of you in the other thread
>>682737985
No one rated me in last thread
On the left
Continue please
>>682738390
fatass loss weight
>>682738255
let me see if I can get bothered to
>>682738235
Is that the no chin kid from the Amanda show?
>>682738290
dayum 8.5/10
>>682738390
fedora/10
faggots
I almost forgot about the other thread haha
>>682738435
I like the one on the right.
>>682738435
who ever that is if its your sister or girlfriend she has great tits
Yep
>>682738323
gypsy/10
>>682738390
Fedora/ 10
I would let you take me to prom.
>>682738390
Constructive criticism dude
>>682738615
you a damn lie
>>682738515
You look autistic
>>682738509
Meh, just an honest request. Can't make you, but it would be appreciated
>>682738290
Shit boy, 8.5/10 for the eyes alone
>>682738532
Who dis
>>682738552
Hey guys look at me im cool and edgy!!! woooaaahhh
Quads
>>682738615
hoverhand / 10
>>682738615
I like this picture of me better, yes thats my truck
>>682738704
Constructive criticism I'll try and look less autistic
>>682738736
Explain how that is edgy?
>>682738704
I am just toooooo stoned right now, but let's see. maybe
>>682738819
Pure serenity
>>682738819
I like that picture of you so much less.
>>682738615
Me at graduation
since i timestamped last time and proved i'm me
i fucking hate being alive
>>682738825
Are you OP?
>>682738615
10/10 would destroy.
>>682738552
Long hair, nipple piercings, a ton of shit tattoos, girl sunglasses, above the knee shorts, holding four beers. a million bracelets. Individually none of those are terrible but all together your either gay or trying way wayyyyyyy to fucking hard.
>>682739012
do lsd or something
>>682738982
What school is that.
>>682739054
No im >>682738515
>>682739088
checked
>>682738532
remove blanket/10
tfw no gf
>>682738957
Hahaha you jokester, this is me and my buddy dumping some girls body. J/k lol
R8 please
>>682739193
constructively? your face looks ok, but you could do without the anteater
>>682738532
cute
>>682737985
>>682737985
That really you?
Something smells fishy about this thread
>>682738515
How old are you because part of me is like really attracted to you.
>>682738615
are you a rebel then?
>>682739088
NHS
>>682739075
Might be pretty accurate haha
r8
>>682737985
Faggots. The lot of you.
>>682737985
R8 me
>>682739350
nah, that's my mom riding an unicorn obviously.
>>682739520
7/10, post a diff pic without the dog shit.
>>682738412
>>682738412
???
>>682739322
i've seen this pic before
>>682739520
3/10 not into beastiality
>>682739317
Dude If you can cry cigarettes , wanna watch some sad movies ? I'm still job hunting and smokes are getting waaaay too expensive
>>682739395
Do you mean my nose ring?
>>682739520
Daddy issues
>>682739520
retarded/10
>>682739272
Naaaah
>>682739337
Well thank you
>>682739520
Id give it about 3 barks and a woof out of eating my own poop
>>682739566
Just wondering if I could get a quick timestamp
>>682739718
>>682739615
Here's me recently
On the right
>>682739645
You look like an ugly poor version of Sam pepper.
>>682737985
>>682739699
you could get a quick snapshot on kik but most likely this still is the case: >>682738879
>>682739718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAQXg0IdfI
>>682739544
man you are way cooler than me
>>682739766
dunno why they keep going sideways
>>682739682
you're getting fatter
>>682739778
Timestamp.
>>682739622
i got you fam
>>682739737
MODS
>>682739847
Ok, don't bother with the timestamp. A pic touching your ear would be more than proof enough
>>682739778
2/10 wearing two bras
>>682739895
sweet
Me second from left
>>682738532
Airbrushed/filtered the fuck outta that pic Jesus
Check em
>>682739598
>>682739852
kay sweet I guess. I do like Joan Jett
>>682739363
What makes you attracted to me and I'm 19
>>682739781
My hair isn't dyed faggot
>implying Sam pepper isn't already ugly
>>682737985
would suck to orgasm
>>682740017
u got a twitter so i can aggressively holler at you ?
>>682740088
go ahead! I'm ready.
Captcha was eggs
>>682738515
cool clock ahmed
>>682739682
What is that supposed to be? Looks like a face with cross bones
>>682739322
>>682740042
You look like someone I would date and be really nice to.
>>682740180
some one screencap this glorious wtf shit going on here
>>682737985
what are you high on?
>>682740017
you can always masturbate
>>682740166
Kekkle
>>682740166
Holla*
>>682738515
You look like me 4 years ago
>>682740256
timestamp bitch
>>682739879
Uh no im not...same weight
>>682740275
some orange bud
>>682740302
sometimes i forget to nigger
>>682739682
ay wassup u cute af fam hmu
>>682740388
You could stand to lose weight. But nice body.
>>682739977
Actually i dont. I just have decent skin.
I know a neckbeard like you doesnt see that often
>>682738390
mlady/10
>>682740399
is orange bud any good in germany?
>>682738412
>>682740498
your skin is amazing for sure.
>>682740256
Timestamp?
>>682740547
Right or left?
>>682740228
Haha its a bobble head anon
My bfs into hockey. It some sort of bobble head hockey player
here from last thread, should smile more apparently
>>682740388
I give 8/10
>>682740537
since I get my stuff from the netherlands it's surely better than the german grow, but there are some german kush seedlings that are pretty tasty, still prefer the real deal, tho
>>682740471
Of course i could but i dont want to. Im pretty content with my body anon
>>682740557
Well i put a lot of effort and money into my skin so it better be lol
>>682740586
Left thats also me in the other pic.
>>682738290
**claps enthusiastically**
>>682738390
You're wearing clothing you never usually wear, are covering a bunch of your face with sunglasses and a hat, and you expect people to be able to give constructive feedback? Lose the hat. It takes attention away from the real you, which is desirable only to people who have no real selves.
>>682738819
Not bad. Pretty average. But hey, considering the dirty dishwater quality of most people these days, average is pretty darn good.
>>682739322
Did you get beat up?
>>682740399
r u uncircumcised?
Me with ex girlfriend
>>682740716
I wonder if you could tell the difference in a blind smoke test...
>>682740734
I think it would be a good idea to lose some. Imagine how much better you would look?
>>682740388
don't post anymore you're depressing me. the angle you hold your head to hide your double chin. how tightly you're squeezing your legs together
just stop okay. start eating salads?
>>682740616
Oh yeah. Very nice. Thanks!
>>682738552
bad tattoos/10
>>682740901
yes, we europeans don't try to mutilate our children.
>>682740976
well I could tell you the differences in a blind smoke test, but I couldn't tell you the names, only orange bud and maybe get some white widdow stuff
>>682739718
hp laptop/10
>>682740388
>mmmm dem hips
Send it!
>>682740986
I look good now. Im just fine anon
>>682741047
I dont use any weird angles...?
I point and snap. Also i have big thighs anon...my thighs do touch naturally lol
>>682740578
Ugh fine
>>682741335
stop fucking white knighting, betalord
>>682738721
Daniel Radcliffe/10
>>682740613
Ooooooooohh
>>682741389
that's an old pic. the new pic you're holding your head at a different angle to hide your double chin. don't pretend like you didn't understand. you're making me very sad. don't be delusional. accept the facts. eat salads from now on. please.
>>682741415
Nice kik?
>>682741428
>stop liking things I don't like
>>682741389
Got any smiling?
>>682741656
Leabooweeaboo
>>682740388
lol! its the bitch that thinks she aint fat. guess what. ur fat.
>>682741953
>elliot rodger detected
>>682741567
Taken right now and even at a low angle.
Sorry to dissapoint you...
Ill take jealous femanon for 500 Bob
>>682740388
Sexy.
>>682741177
What would the refugees living in your house do if they discovered you were a gay weed smoker?
>>682742128
why do u think youre attractive?
Why are you guys trashing that girl?
Were all faggots here.
>>682741787
I dont typically smile for pics unless im drunk since i dont like my teeth but i do have one. So i might have that droopy down syndrome ass face going since i was buzzing it
>>682742289
I find her attractive
>>682742301
looks like you have an amazing body anon
>>682742128
;) sounds like a London gal. Lol south East London boy here. :D BTW U good looking :)
>>682741415
sorry i doubted you. you're super cute.
>>682742358
I'd bang you either way, you pretty gorgeous.
>>682737985
dat boi
Oy vei
>>682741389
>>682742128
I guess it's not worth sacrificing the yummy food huh? You're fine like that though.
>>682742540
age?
>>682742289
Because i am lol
Theres no doubt about it.
Unless this is the truman show where my life is a show from birth and people were actors hired to tell me i was attractive theeeeen someone like you thinking otherwise doesnt really matter
>>682742421
Probably a mudslime
>>682742508
>>682742358
I second that. You sexy girl.
>>682737985
Wat product do you use in your hair?
why don't y'all fagets jump on omegle under the 4chan tag if you wanna chat this much?
i meet anons and femanons there all the time
I need some shrimp
tfw nigger
>>682742416
Meh
>>682742540
Oh shit waddup
>>682742570
19 mang
>>682742269
who said I am gay?
>>682742623
sugarwater
>>682742638
Because I'm a degenerate
>>682742623
It's called I don't wash my hair
>>682742606
Who lol. Me?
>>682742682
Meh? You probably have guys flockkinggg to you.
>>682739959
The two ladies are my wife and step-daugther
>>682742682
I like it
>>682742724
You are impersonating OP. Why?
>>682742682
Nice ink too btw
>>682738957
>>682740256
I've fucked so many girls that look just like you.. so many daddy issues it was the best
>>682742725
It's either you or the white chick pick one
>>682742580
>no doubt about it
lmao bitch ill be honest with you, youre a 6.5 at best, no makeup and youre probably a 5. get over yourself. fishing for compliments on /b/...pathetic but at the same time im havin a laff so thnx
>>682742843
Who, me?
>>682742724
Gotta get me some of that then :D looks like a strong hold!
>>682742421
Nah im from Los Angeles actually. Thank you though.
>>682742508
Lol well thanks
>>682742547
Tbh....hell no lol i eat damn good. Im chubby and granted i dont plan on gaining more weight i feel okay with this weight. In fact its a miracle im not 300 plus pounds with the shit i eat...when i hit 30 it might change though haha
>>682742956
filter looks like a missing child thing on the news
>>682742817
its called attention seeking. everyone in this fucking thread is an attention seeker. why dont you guys stay on /soc/ where you belong?
>>682742682
>>682742128
>>682742301
>>682741415
>>682741389
>>682740388
>>682740256
>>682740017
>>682738957
>>682738615
>>682738532
post your tits or get the fuck out
>>682743030
I'm sure we'll soon figure out a way to eat what we want without gaining weight.
>>682738515
Are you me?
>>682743009
OP jokes that he puts sugarwater in his hair. You say "you" don't wash it.
>>682742956
Deep in thought
>>682738435
ay dios mio esos pechos
>>682742719
so what you're saying is you're too shy to show your ugly mug?
>>682742682
10/10 cuz desperate.
>>682743131
Who don't
>>682742817
Not my type of guys.
I like the skinny quiet weird ones tbh. preferably with bad hair.
I am also a white chick. See!
>>682743125
Yes, I am me also
/b/ has been dead for fucking YEARS
A "faces of /b/" thread would have been cremated 10 years ago. Shit even Reddit is better than this.
Nobody cares how you lonely roodypoos look like. Join KIK or Grinder you faggots.
>>682743217
Precisely
>>682743091
>>682739012
you're the one that posted a suiced thread and never delivered i see
>>682743406
>mom they think im an oldfag now
>>682743435
granddad
>>682742991
How am i fishing?
Fishing would be me posting pics and saying "ugh i look so grosss omg"
THATS fishing. Im confident in my appearance.
And >>682742128 was no makeup aside from a teeny bit of mascara thats mostly gone sooooo
Oh well i forget to count the eyebrows but you see normal people have eyebrows so i dont count me having eyebrows as makeup
>>682743467
he posts it every fuckin day
>>682743441
What's with the pizza
>>682743075
Who this fugly arse cracker? XD
>>682743406
faggot
>>682740388
Double chin, lmao.
>>682742128
you're obviously hot. and probably annoying
>>682743483
Naw, you're underage OP. It isn't a shame; don't lie
Jesus. I haven't been here since 2012. I know this board was already fucked, but what happened?
>>682743117
Oh god i fear for everyones safety the day that shit happens.
Ill be the fucking first one ordering some deep fried butter pizza or some shit haha
>>682743647
which hot ones arnt? or psychotic but good at hiding it
>>682743406
the artist of that image is good and /b/ is dead compared to whenever the "user" joined.
>>682743697
it's been shit since i was here in jr high 8 years ago, its still shit now, nothing has changed mang
>>682743595
Its a shadow faggot
I will try to be objective and give critiques. I consider 6/10 to be average/passable, 5 you can get by with a good personality, less than that you'll have to work very hard to compensate.
>>682737985
you look 14 but good facial structure, I don't particularly like the hair but it works. Maybe try showing more forehead. Dumb expression grow up. 7.5/10 your looks will improve with age.
>>682738290
8/10, bonus points for great jaw and chin, soulful eyes. Your nose is your weakest feature. A beard or stuble might work but you'd have to re-work your look, though I bet you're not old enough to grow one.
>>682738323
6/10, work out and get some testosterone going. Big nose too close to mouth, but you have nice eyes and chin.
>>682738412
8.5/10 good dresser obviously works out, lots of manly bonus points. Could be a 9 or 10 if I could see your eyes.
>>682738435
7/10. You look very friendly and personable, bonus points for charisma. Might be higher with less obvious glasses or no glasses. Expression doesn't help, makes you look like a 5/10.
>>682738457
5/10, you look weird, huge face. Work out so your head doesn't look so big, a beard would go a long way. Nice hair.
>>682738515
child/10, if I said you look good I'd be a pedophile. You looks could improve drastically as you get older, get involved in sports so you grow up with some testerone and develop a jaw and chin.
>>682738532
8.5/10, I don't like it when women plaster themselves in makeup. If I had to pick something to complain about I'd say your cheeks are kinda fat but not a real issue. Body and face I'd say you're a 9.5/10.
>>682738552
bad lighting and sunglasses obstruct, hard to say but I'll go with 5/10. Bonus points for charisma and I like long hair. You could be in better shape, though I've obviously seen much worse.
>>682738681
6.5/10, face is pudgy so you could be much higher. Normally I'd complain about the stache but your's works. Very charismatic.
>>682743536
Girls are all about "muh random pizza/tacos/cats"
>>682743647
Eh my boyfriend seems to be okay with me and if anything hes the one id be most annoying with
>>682743406
>Look who took notes from the "prove you're an oldfag" thread.
You realize faces of /b/ threads are a new thing.
>>682743502
you post in like every single faces of /b/ thread and u never leave 4chan. i actually feel sorry for you. maybe if u didnt care so much about what internet people think of u and lived ur life.
>>682743852
>Its a shadow faggot
Hahaha, no it is not.
>>682743852
>shadow
>>682738532
i feel like you're on here 24/7.
>>682743480
I take no honor in being one, trust me. I'd leave this armpit of a site if I could.
>>682743555
I'm not the one posting selfies like a 14 year old school girl and white knighting to femanons who would cringe the second you made eye contact with them IRL. Go outside and try to get laid you embarrassing orbiting cuck.
>Hey guys look at this picture I TOTALLY didn't pose for!! Can somebody validate me? Pls respond ;_;
Guess it's better than the brony threads
>>682743868
shaved the mustache
but thanks
>>682743966
I think their point was "if someone tried to make one of these threads back then" and they're pretty much right that no one would have been into them.
my girlfriend is pissing me off so i'm gay now :-DD
>>682743697
I've been here since 2009, and faces threads have been popular since at least then. Hence the creation of /soc/ in 2010. Have you been willfully blind, /b/rother?
>>682744178
>yfw
>>682744215
Let's go back in time and try starting a similar thread with photos that we can take with our flip phones
>>682744014
>every single faces of /b/ thread
Thats such a severe over exaggeration.
I work 5 to 6 days a week and i go out on weekends...
If it were true and you were to know that then you would be no better since youre fucking here right along with me you faggot lol
>>682744324
Who are you
>>682744178
one of the things you probably missed in an "prove youre an oldfag thread", is that oldfags dont acknowledge themselves as oldfags. people who do are obviously aids who wanna seem cool
>>682744469
That's razzmatazz for fucks sake
>>682743966
Depends on your definition of "new". Is 2012 "new" to you? 2010? 2008? And even before that these type of threads DID occasionally get started. The difference is they were mocked, ridiculed and destroyed by the vast majority of the community pretty much right away. That was before /b/tards mistook the site for Facebook and all these cunts realized this beta infested playground was a perfect place for validation. I'm not mad though, continue your cancerous ways, I lost hope a long long time ago.
>>682743756
word
How do I find men like you in real life?
>>682738323
Gross
>>682744532
Thank you, I've started seeing this pop up
>>682744532
I think I got this reference today. Is this from game grumps?
>>682744469
just an attention whore
>>682744631
>this
me
a person
thank you
>>682744562
go to a gay bar
>>682737985
you know theres a board for that right?
go to >>>/soc/ with you gay shit
>>682744432
k 1. never said i was better
2. at least im not delusional
3. chill out on the hate speech (fgt)
and 4. o shit waddup!
>>682744562
First step, come to California.
>>682744513
Dude I don't give 2 shits about oldfag newfag. I'm talking about the thread. Your 15 year old brain can't help but digress.. OK buddy, I joined last summer, whatever helps you sleep at night.
>oldfags dont acknowledge themselves as oldfags
hahaha nigger's been watching too much fight club. 4chan isn't a VIP insiders club you edgelord
>>682744786
Hello
>>682744764
Last time I went to a gay bar this guy told me i was taking up space.
>>682744786
>with you gay shit
>with you gay
>with you
you wot m8
>>682744764
hoho good one
Me and gf
>>682744775
Are you trans?
You all look like a bunch of pussies
>>682744562
>eating taco bell
fucking gross dude might as well hit the mcd's while ur at it. just kys already
>>682744897
IM NOT TRANS
>>682744884
Eric Andre, the holy messiah
>>682742386
Would Hang up with/10
>>682744825
>once called out the wild newfag spews memes
im triggered, please continue to hurt me so
>>682744338
Witty and intellectual comeback! I think these threads are cancer so I must be ugly. 10/10, femanon logic right there.
(this is the part where you say i'm a homosexual)
>>682742386
would eat your butt
>>682744786
>go to /soc/ with you gay shit
>go to /b/ for fag traps and fur fags
Whadya think fags?
>>682744916
>>682744957
o fuck i lost. that dog is your spirit animal brah
>>682744865
are you male or female?
>>682744884
thanks mang
>>682745103
>I think these threads are cancer so I must be ugly.
Yes, actually.
>>682744916
I pray this really isn't you
>>682744809
>certainly implying you are. If you werent you wouldnt bother to comment than i should "live my life" when you clearly arent
>delusional how? By knowing im attractive? Is that all you can go off of?
You know attractiveness is an opinion right? To think youre idea of attractive is correct is borderline autism dear.
>faggot faggot faggot
>...?
>>682745110
Zozl
>>682744977
Lol I asked last night and you got a lil pissy so I thought I'd ask again.
Good vibes though
>>682744916
nigger lyncher/10
>>682744649
I wil no tel razmetaz
>>682745130
were you circumcised in illinois perchance?
>>682738323
15 year old faggot lol why don't you get laid instead of wasting your life on /b/
>>682744916
>>682745185
laughing too hard at this
>>682745238
I HATE YOU I WILL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND KILL YOU AHHHJ IM NOT TRAMSNANSNSNSNS. I AM MAN. BIG MAN
>>682745130
coming from a demi-fag, i kinda like your face, hair is ok i like it alittle straighter or pushed back however, would be a lot cuter if you smiled though
>>682745303
one day, one of us is going to stop posting, and i'm never going to find out what that means
>>682739959
Not bad
>>682744985
no longer, i cut it off, i am now >>682744212
>>682745404
autism
I stood up for the other femanon but now I digress because
>she acting a lil crazy
>>682745404
I like a mad trans girl, very sexy
>>682745500
Thought that knee shadow was a massive flesh wound, goddamn
>>682745487
Rebirth of the Phoenix
>>682745186
fuck d00d i got class in the morning. we'll have to continue this debate in another faces thread (i know for certain youll be there) peace
>>682745500
There's a dick tucked away in that thigh gap my friend
>>682745534
I fucking hate trannys
>>682745130
gay or str8?
>>682745621
that'd be hot
>>682745628
oh, well you look kinda like a girl in that pic. somewhat cute.
>>682745500
>when yo girl got a dong
Bamph
