This will be the finale for tonight.
Last time, Bell-kun got trips, so he gets to decide who gets the special tarot reading! Congratulations!
>All other functions are suspended, we're wrapping up.
oh boy i get to be lazy and not hand out fortune cookies
D-do you want my trips, Bunnu?
damn it rabbit now you're getting to me too
Why are bunnies so lewd anyways?
>James B. has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "18".
Well, it seems like fortune would rather if you focused on love, but as for advice...
Don't put anything off, don't have any fun. Your time should consist only of studying, sleeping, and one extracurricular activity that you do for about an hour or two at a time to keep yourself fresh.
Get plenty of sleep, all-nighters don't help anyone retain information. If possible, use any opportunity you can to get other people to study with you. It's a good way to make friends and they're just as worried as you are aside from the ones who already got their good grades out of the way this semester.
It's all standard advice anyone would give you, so I'm sorry about that.
Oooh~ I sure a happy to hear that!
There is no protection!
We have to reproduce a lot!
Haven't you ever heard of how fast they multiply? That's why.
But they don't need to reproduce if they're immortal, right?
So! What's your question for the gods, Bun bun?
Here, boat guy!
But you want it anyway, yes?
That's true! But the instincts are still there!
I don't think Hiro-sama hates you all that much.
>trips if "you'd be wrong you stupid bitch"
Bun bun bun bun bun bun bun!
Just having some fun while I wait for the bunny's answer.
W-w-wait, m-me? Oka-ay...
Run, Doc, Run!
Disregrd trips, acquire a new bike!
Something just happened outside
>very angry motorcycle sounds
You didn't think I was calling you a stupid bitch, right?
Well good. You're all quiet and stuff, so I had to make sure.
>trips if you get a kissu from Reimu
It wasn't me probably!
Done with lewd now <3
Sorry, Rei..! Hmm.. How about.. Why isn't everything pure? Everything always needs purifying! It's bothersome!
ok good i started to crack right before it ended
bun needs purifying!
Next time on Bunny Ball z!
AH! Pre-emptive strike!
...why do you want me to be a cat so badly
Time to get out of bed, I've been stuck here for 5 hours
Does that mean there will be a next time...?
See look, I can even be a hero!
...that's the worst tarot question I've ever heard in my life. I have to invent a new method just to answer this.
>Question: Why isn't everything pure?
>Method Used: Reimu's Three Card Fuck-it
>1) The Devil
Upright - Money matters. Feeling the burden of the material side of life. Desire for physical and material things. Feeling of frustration and oppression. A tendency to collect and hoard money and material objects. Lust. Sexual obsession. The querent's knowledge of his or her own needs, wants and desires. Security versus creative or spiritual fulfillment.
>2) Death (Reversed)
Ill Dignified or Reversed - Change that is both painful and unpleasant. A refusal to face the fear of change or change itself. Agonising periods of transition. Inertia. Lethargy. Mental, physical or emotional exhaustion.
>3) Seven of Pentacles (Reversed)
Ill Dignified or Reversed - Self induced money worries. Bankruptcy, possibly gambling, promising circumstances that end in failure. Financial insecurity.
And that, my dear Reisen, is why the world can never be completely pure.
How... dare you say something so insulting!? Then don't ask me to ask things! I-it's not like I've ever asked one before! But your answer wasn't a bad one, I guess...
>Reimu doing tarots now
I need my picture finished already dammit! I also need to get back to memorizing my cards...
My answer was perfect and true. Sorry I insulted your question, it turns out it wasn't that bad after all.
But next time you win the lottery, you might wanna spend it on yourself, okay?
>snuggles the bunny
Because real men use knives!
Plus, killing the monsters in the dungeon doesn't require guns!
O-oh, OK. So I'll just wait then... right here!
This poster has 47 chromosomes
I just got them today. I've been awarding them to people who get trips, but...
Y-yeah... I dumped all my stat boosts into Luck.
Almost. Goodnight, though. Better luck next time!
A-auu... I don't think I get it but.. Mmh.. *snuggles*
Ah, don't do that!
>piece of shit
I'm not the one buttblasted over a friendly conversation, now am I?
Alright, well, I'm just going to go sit over in the corner and curl up into a ball, so I'll be around.
I'm being patient!
It means it might have been better to ask a question that pertains more to you! Lots of people have been hoping for those trips tonight, after all~
It's fine though. You won, so the question is yours to decide. And I got to do a reading where Death and the Devil both showed up.
Ya'll really want trips that bad?
Well, now that's out of the way... I doubt anyone else is gonna get them tonight at this rate, but I'll stick around and see.
someones gonna get them one way or another
I could totally read every ones fortunes and such right now, but Reimus got you all on a leash. Think I'll just sit back and watch this happen.
yes but then we couldnt pray to rngsus so we get repeating numbers
That's one way to put it, I guess... I only limited it that way because I don't want to be overloaded on my first night! But this has been fun.
Usually the description is in the OP, but this is a continuation from two threads ago. These people are trying to get trips for a detailed tarot reading.
This is light compared to the good old days! Moot and now Hiro-sama have really stepped up the anti-spam defenses. Like I said, don't be so hard on the curse guy. He may be draining you all of your trip-getting powers, but he's not so bad.
RNGesus is a cunt.
Maybe next time limit it to like, even/odd dubs instead. You'd get a good amount of more than trips, without overwhelming yourself.
yes, yes he is
...this doesn't seem like it's for all ages at all. Sure, all the important parts are covered, but would you buy this for little Billy?
Yes. You wouldn't? What are you, 50?
If you wanna help, sure! I'm sure anyone would appreciate a reading no matter what the source is. I used to have a couple of people doing tarot while I handled other stuff, but they seem to have gotten busy lately.
No, a shrine maiden... Sorry. I guess when my dad was beating the concept of purity into me some of it got stuck.
shoulda punched the cunt right back in the gobba m8
Those were most likely other anons, and this is /b/. where a thread can be derailed at any instant, I was wondering how these threads just seem to be left alone, I wouldve said my thoughts about this earlier, but didnt, out of fear of jinx-ing things
There is nothing impure about that pillow! Unless you yourself is the making those impure thoughts!
Come in the early morning, see how fast Alice threads get derailed the moment she leaves. It's amusing.
OMG mate you're a fucking legend mate, we were thinking of a name all last night .. jenny is it, thanks spud!
Ahh, well, it's not that common for me. I'm pleasantly surprised at how well Anonymous has received me.
I've been a part of threads that were sort of like mine for years and years, so I've seen how bad it can get.
till the mods start banning them z.z lets hope that doesn't happen too soon.
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday starting at 8PM. Any other days are optional for me, just depending on how I feel.
I'll probably be here tomorrow though, if nothing comes up.
....maybe I am. Damn it, that lewd version of me somehow made me attracted to myself.
I need to take the Gensokyo Express already.
i can never get onto your threads cause @ work ;-;
The mods have been extraordinarily kind too!
I think secretly Hiro-sama doesn't hate us.
>trips if "wrong again bitch, go die"
Aww, I missed it before the reveal!
Well, I think the loli sounds like a real adventure to date, and since she's not actually illegal....
das good ray, lets hope it stays that way ;)
Meanwhile, in /b/, with that logic
>fluffy abuse=wh yes indeed
>These threads=NO DICE, GET THAT STUFF OFF HERE
they don't like threads like these for some reason d00d, dunno how it is now i'm hardly ever here
I see very little actually wrong with Jii or Patricia.
RIP Reimu, forever a perv.
I'm not sure, really. I've just been winging this thing since the start, and people hopped on board to help however they could.
It's hard to say what's needed, but anything could help. We spend some of the time giving people normal life advice and keeping them company when they're feeling down, so life experience or knowledge about certain topics could complement me pretty well depending on who comes in on any given night~
Also, I'm pretty inexperienced with tarot, so if you see me giving a reading and you think you have a better interpretation, feel free to correct it!
i keep getting asked to verify grass and trees man these captchas can go suck a dick
If the captcha asks you to click all the pictures of grass or trees, and you see a big bag of... dried broccoli... do you click it or not?
Aye, who else would it be?
iunno, i just got to know your av.. it's daggy
i haven't seen them show me a bag of broccoli, but i probably would.
Did anyone get trips? I haven't been paying attention.
as long you ask for it with pure and clear intentions, you can't fuck it up. It's then up to the person to accept and act upon it.
also, it's pretty common for most of these people to just get normal advice
nope not yet
Yeah me too.
I'd probably screencap it. I mean, if the AI is just going to throw you a joke like that, you'd be a fool not to!
Actually I went back to sleep.
But now I'm awake again.
I was whole heartedly expecting a bunch of kangaroos or emus for your av.
lol, are you aussie?
i keep getting asked for grass
ahahhahaah it can be, i swap it out like that
It is common, yet they ask for more here anyway. Most of the time, I can only tell someone what they could hear from their mom or a friend. It doesn't always seem that helpful to me, and I always wish I could do more. But sometimes that seems to be all people need. Or maybe it was just to vent.
The fortune-telling, well, I hope everyone takes it with a grain of salt. I might believe in it myself, and it has some value either way, but I don't want anyone basing their whole life on something I told them would happen either.
Oh, good. At least I didn't miss it.
pre sure you're nocturnal cheef
then dont sleep
yep. my sleep schedule is fucked
I'm just expecting to see a screencap one day of a folder that you have filled with 5000+ pictures of emus that somehow convey as much mood as normal pictures.
Fortune telling is legit, I don't doubt it after the kind of readings I've managed to give people only to find out how dead on I was without knowing their situations at all.
i need to get onto collecting emus and kangaroos
>That rally car
I can give it a go, Anon. It's been a while since I've done serious readings, but I'll give it my best.
I've been spooked a few times, myself... whether that's because it's a well-crafted system based on real personality archetypes, like the Arcana, or because something else is going on... well, I leave that for the questioners to figure out.
Either way, it's fun to do, and everyone wants answers.
I really want a reading on my future now though.
Things seem less certain than yyesterday.
why not just ask it?
hmm your bike looks good
Aww.. well, you know what, ME-tan, because you've been with me for this long, I'll do one for you. What's your question? It doesn't have to be super specific.
Speaking of which, can you recommend me a good method that's a bit simpler than Celtic Cross? I like that one, but it would be nice to have a short version one for times like this.
Fun indeed. Until you tell an ominous reading to someone that's easily shaken.
Sure, I have nothing better to do ya know!
Want a quick one? Can do my signature single car draw.
I'll take pictures through the rebuilding of things, keep you updated and such! I need a good layout of the fairings though, wanna get a rough design laid out for the repaint that will eventually come around.
well, alright. I just don't want ya'll to stop.
What are your views on lightworkers? are you currently enlisted? what region do you watch over?
The question will be 'What should I do?'
You can focus on the other anon, but thanks for the offer.
I think I already crushed Bell-kun earlier... I felt pretty bad when the deck fell off the table after I finished drawing his last card.
More than half were reversed, and I was told to upright them if that happens for a better reading. But the bad omens didn't stop there.
Bell s-surely doesn't believe in this stuff, so it's probably no big deal...
I can get a general rough reading with a single card, as if you were drawing in a card game. Shuffle the deck after every draw though, unless you need more insight on the first card. Then draw right away without shuffling. It can get as detailed as you need like that without overloading yourself right off the bat.
I won't lie, never heard of lightworkers before. Seems like a very interesting concept, and I guess I fit 7 of these 8 traits of theirs. I don't think EVERY problem can be solved spiritually. Like, I can draw as many cards as I want, it won't fix a blown tire or a sprung leak, ya know? But it terms of emotional healing, I'm sure it can help solve more than people give it credit for. I suppose I'm not enlisted, so I don't watch over any region. I just figure don't be a dick and try to help others that i come across in my daily life.
It'll take a bit. But here's a thing you can try. Upright them all. Split the deck, rotate half. Shuffle, and do this for a good solid 5 minutes. Eventually, it'll feel like the cards are properly shuffled.
But don't let people be offset by ominous readings. And above all, DO NOT lie about the readings. If they got a spooky reading, just tell them. Giving them a false reading because you don't want to upset them is a terrible thing to do and can often cause a bad situation to become worse.
i don't know of what traits you are talking about, but not being a dick, wanting to help and having a larger grasp of things are the main things.
I agree with that sentiment of how spiritually fixes everything. That's like half the battle