Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Should I get an Axolotl? I just got a couple of millipedes, but noticed they also had some of those for sale. I'd have to get a big tank and a set it up properly, then let it run for a few weeks before I'd be able to get one.
My body is ready.
Nice! It was worth it I presume.
kek have we reached meme status yet?
If you haven't heard this one yet:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jb6XBmE7VI
Probably find some new pics to add to my Maki folder then pass out. You?
That's good to hear bro. Keep that mind occupied.
>Best idol claimed
I was out for a sec, walking around and getting my thoughts in order
>look out window
>orange and pink paint the sky
>something moves in my field of vision
>see spider just outside window
>spider meticulously weaves every thread just right, same distance, pulling each thread
>these spiders weave these magnificent webs every day
>slow, repetitive work with little to no payoff
>in this I see beauty
>guess we're all in the same boat, eh buddy?
Fool, my name is fool. You know this, I've said it so many times.
Decided to try Alexhander again. I'm happier with this one.
Destiny still filled with shitters wanting to be carried and canker sores really REALLY suck
Hell yeah it was. Got it for $16 from amazon. I gotta paint it now to make it look cooler and it might. Just gotta keep it up is all lol
Trying to make us feel again brah?
Sup Dr. Pepper
Mods.... damn them
Fucking know that feel! Heard the wall groaned a bit once time but I might made it up because I was alone
Oohhhhh hohoho the erp queen must be happy with you
It IS the drink of the intellectuals you know~.
oh it is you.
Hello. How are the little buggers adjusting?
Dem i didn't sleep at all thoughts.
I love this pic ;^)
You and your booty could rule the world Aizawa!
Thanks for the songs I really like his style!
I'll have to add somes songs to my cell tomorrow
I saw what you did there! kek my friend!
Niggas i'll go to sleep, getting tired!
I'll be back tomorrow!
Take care and have a nice night
>Love ya all my qt's
Sleepiest kuudere claimed and im off to bed, see ya later.
hand I didnt get to reply but yeah thanks should be done soon, glad to have you back with us
Yep, he went right for it. My millipedes are eating, my roaches are comfortable again after the stressful cage cleaning they just went through, everything is as it should be.
They seem to be getting on well. They've got enough substrate to dig which they were doing when I first got them home, and now they're both eating.
Wort yet 2 shit 5 me
Shit also what am I doing with my life
I'm just in the afterglow of my mental breakdown I'll lighten up
Having some feels
>i have very little money rn
Yea I know that feel
I thought taking a nap at 4 pm was a good idea. I slept until 1 am and stayed awake the rest of the night. But yeah I think staying up this long might've made me a bit vulerable to feels
Hello megumin, sour bout that sleep
Good night Homu
It's sooo hard to find some dr.pepper where I live... I fricking hate that lol
Goodnight mah boi~
Have a good one :)
Nice, funny because I've been planning on growing a goatee.
and the other one, as promised. Goodnight!
Yep it really depends on the day
Hope you like pasta and riccotta cheese because theres alot of that
But theres always fresh fruit and bread and peanut butter and jelly so you can always fibd something
Also cereal cold or hot
Dont know about in the fleet but all the RDCs say its the same
Make sure you take good care of your feet
Do you have a ship date yet?
Will do friend, Thanks again for all the kind words. You have been very helpful :)
Guess I cant say im surprised... kek
How are you this evening Shinoa?
Hello my explosive evil leader. How are you?
No to getting an axolotl? They're pretty cute though. And apparently make good pets.
I am going to have a lot of money within the year but right now i am poor
Thanks mah boi! See ya later~
Ohhh I love the last one! Thanks for sharing ;^)
Thanks and see you later~
Fuckin' easy to find here. Coke products and Pepsi products in a constant battle 'round here. I'm so sorry. It's so delicious.
you left me out last thread, I thought you maybe forgot about me
I'll channel my inner Syndra
goodnight beautiful, stay happy.
What does one feed a millipede?
i know i am
What?.. I can't understand you, sorry
Milinda~ I'm fine. What abvout you?~
>Fuckin' easy to find here.
I'm so jealous right now
Just going to claim her real quick there is a tornado warning so I have to move down to the basement
>inb4 Fuck off, Mai
hello mai, assuming this is actually you, it's been a while.
How are you?
>implying we're not already in our basement
Eat those people
They'll sleep forever and you'll be fed
Nevermind that, just a thing me and my old crew used to say when something bad happends
You eat them.
Did you answer my question about the Chicago hot dogs yet?
Yes it is! Dubs confirms it and you like original flavor or cherry? Cause I like cherry on special occasions
Just your boo kagami going to sleep
Guuuud. Can you summarize about the game? I wanna know more about it since you might have told other already and. Might be missed it
I really don't know how to feel about this
Have to do asvab first. Wanna get at least a 60 on it
What da fuck
Lol I'm doing fine. Taking a break from a 50 question homework on automatic nervous system. How's your break? When will you go back and allah akbar?
Don't let those gross-ass knockoffs get you either. The real deal, is the real deal.
Then feast on their flesh
ya, i was 50/50 on that.
i wanted to believe. Shame.
Mai will continue to be a failure of mine.
I hate big cities I was there a short time. Iguess they take hotdogs very seriously.
Did you see the tail designs I made? I've explained the name Tenchi, right? Not much development otherwise, been coding the player controls and movement mostly
Aye, hard an' heartless you may think her, but rather her than any poxy landswoman. Many's the night watch I ha' spent, gazing up into her eyes...
See this is why yall need NS, so things like that become totally transparent
That seems so cheap. Maybe I'm just overestimating though
kek I wonder what else you have up your sleeves.
Go for it bro. Just make sure your warranty is active. Shit's gonna be super hot.
It's all good man, told you I'm here for you.
Great now I can't get the theme out of my head.
Get some sneaky snacks
So can't I~
Oh, did something happen to you?
I tried to sleep after her~
>unless she came back
I have to get some soda somehow man... My supply of the nectar of the gods ran out D:
These are good ideas. Too bad I grabbed CHEESE before I came back.
Praise Konata for keeping shit real. B)
Going to bed for REAL really soon.
that would not be nearly as fun.
I have that available from others if needed.
>come back mai
make america great again. He is our only hope
That gif is adorable.
And i usually don't find your waifu cute in a cute way.
But that gif makes me change my mind.
Hey guys I just wanted to let you know there's been an update to the /waifu/ group picture!
Other than the canker sore on my tonsil got bigger and stings like a mofo when I swallow, no
Its a recurring thing for my crew to saw whenever we announce something bad like "oh man I tripped and scraped my knee" "Sour about that knee bro"
hope you sleep well
Here ya go <3
Nah you want to get atleast an 83
Thats what i got
Higher your score better jobs you get to choose from
Just incase corpsman isnt available
But im sure you will get what you want
Dont let them strong arm you into signing anything until you get what you want either
Fuck off green theres better vampires than her
You are a heathen if you drink those knockoffs D:
>the least autistic people on /b/ in it?
Should I leave, or...
super smart and almost no social skills. thats me but that seems pretty autistic desu.
That means you still have a chance. Run my friend.
A little tired. Other than that, not too bad
Fun stuff... kek
I actually went back to work today
Thanks. How is Phantom Pain treating you?
Oh boy, a question! Maybe you should stop with the traps then!
Nice~ I got some M&Ms
I'll keep that in mind next time~
Come on man! I got nothing left. Just some shitty Pepsi...
>kill me now
Feeling any better?
holy fuck hahaha
also no Youko best vamp
Thanks for the compliment my dude
What you got goin on now that you cant sleep?
Ima give you one of these
Pepsi ain't a bad substitute. Still ain't no DP doh.
>can't kill the top tier qt.
>quads confirms best winning waifu duo to ever exist
>Youko best vamp
You know it.
I'm going to waste time here~
That's the worse tho
Ay yo Kurisu
Where'd you go earlier
I hope you saw what I sent
Good answer my dude. So what's up?
Nigga you cray
Reminds me of this fairy pic..
Oh well never midnight then lol
You told me about the name but the tail?
Looking at the one to perfect ones huh? I got the "beginner's" kit. And shinoa has many things up her sleeve
How you doing qt?
Really shinoa can be super cutem have another
Got you Boss man
So you DID allah akbar with the helicopter today
Yeah actually, still shitty but I actually want to do things again, instead of lay down and die... kek
Guns are good
why don't you stay a while and chose a waifu friend?
I used to hate the smell of DP but it grew on me over the years and now I like the soda
>mildly-lewd kick that could lead to internal bleeding
I'm willing to sacrifice my well-being for the mildly-lewd bit.
Satan will be proud
How do you not get bored? I mean I love you guys but I also need to get my vidya fix
Sorry mango. I didn't see. I fuckered off to play vidya. Can you resend possibly?
Nigga u a Nigga
Yeah thy are. I carry all the time.
DONT YOU LOOK AT THOSE PANTIES
>I used to hate the smell of DP
Didn't quite realize you were talking about Dr. Pepper there for a second, mate.
Top notch, can't get enough of it. The immersion is wonderful. How far have you gotten?
>Still remember that we need to play together one day.
Ah, well that explains it. I'm intrigued to find out what they are.
Not bad not bad. I think smug is still her primary attribute though.
If only Dio was here to call out the trash in this thread
Shit guys I have work tomorrow I gotta go. Goodnight guys.
I guess. It's better than that shit-tier coke though.
I'm sure he'd start with you, just for saying so.
What else could I be talking about?
>implying that when I was a kid I didn't get off to your waifu after reading R+V in a Shonen Jump mag.
Just a little example of the voices
An improvement! That's a really good sign~ If this keeps up, you'll feel ok in no time
Music+Youtube. When I play vidya, I visit /waifu/ when I die
Our first disagreement!
no, he'd probably start with Rory
i'll do it instead.
ah, well how are you?
i'm just a 21 year old loser dish washer on the internet. What's your story?
>actually buying shonen jump
Just steal your animoo and mangos like a real weeaboo
AND I SAID DONT LOOK AT THAT
Oh yeah, I saw this. I'll have to compare the voices before I make a decision. It seems like this has a decent dub though. :D
Touche. Though to be fair, i don't think he ever stopped picking on Rory.
Fucking liquified sugar.
>stops drinking soda for two years
>drink coke on a special occasion while high
Shit's too sweet for me.
I was a kid, I barely knew how the internet worked. I could find porn and maybe google if I tried hard enough.
For Destiny or Halo, I only have enough time between respawn to reply to one person
I mean coke ain't terrible. However if I have any other choice, I'd take it. I diiiid~ use to like it as a wee child. However over the years it just became very... eugh to me. Must be the amount I drank as a kid.
Fight me at the flagpole after school.
Shit I wasn't thinking just now
K-On is really really cute just in general so that's why I think the voices fit as well as they do IMO
Alright off to bed
:( I'm sorry senpai
Who you Killin?
I slaughtered I whay said. Meant to say "looking at the close to perfect ones?" Fuck but they're model kits from the gundam series that you build. It's not the posing your figure that's fun. It's the building part. /m/ was right about it being addicting. I'm looking to buy a master grade right now and I'm saving money for it too
Good night dude
It is. She has her own dere called smugdere amd saved
Ayyy Dr Pep all the way. Sweet, sweet nectar.
>only reason you'd want to steal my waifu is if you wanted a better one
I wouldn't blame you.
Pretty much this, every time I've gone on a diet and stopped drinking soda, when I eventually start again it always tastes like poison.
Killin' deez Dr. Peps like it's nobody's business holmes. You?
19 year old casual scrub just claiming his waifu. I'm doing fine, thanks for asking
Haha I didnt get to fly today though. I was on ground crew
Thats a smart idea
I think im on mission 14? I know im in africa
Yeah. Thanks friend :)
I drank a lot of Pepsi as a kid.. Same shit must be happening to us lol
I don't play a lot of online games.. Must be why I can pull this off
I'll have you know that an (ex) boxer, fight me
Dr. Pepper is my favorite soda, I think.
I drink it on certain occasions, like when I'm out at a restaurant with my friends.
I'd also like to note I lost a stupid amount of weight after making this policy for myself.
>it tastes like poison
Yeah, stuff is usually pretty gross. Takes a bit to get used to. Even after I'm out, I feel like shit physically and mentally for drinking it later.
you're both kinda equivalent to me. i've never seen either before.
you in college? many friends?
This is me trying to figure out what's wrong with you and how you got here.
Wasting time away on this thread. Eh I go to school late anyways so there's that lol
What did you do as ground crew?
This isn't the first time lol. I saw that we reached 152 before