ITT: We caption images and make each other diamonds
>Uggh, Anon, that Algebra 1 test was super hard, I'm glad Spring break is here
>Hey, canya just blow your load inside me then wanna go explore that spooky cottage innawoods?
H-Hey dad, uhm I heard you had a hard day and I thought I'd uh- make you feel better?
Tada! Heh- uhm maybe if you want that is you could bend me over and do whatever you want.
I know mom can be such a blue balling cunt but at least with me you can do whatever you want!
That is if you- uhm wanna?
>thanks for letting me bum one off you man
>so I saw your tumblr post the other day and I'm still shaking
>I was literally CRYING and SCREAMING
>anyway see ya in phi
OP here, that's not me:
Anyways I made another caption for you guys.
>S-stop it, please
>-Slurps tongue on cock- Mmm
>Really, please, I'm begging you -cough-
>-Cranes neck out to suck on some more dick-
>T-this is so embarrassing! Please let m-
>Deepthroats another pirate's dick
>let me GO!
Jesus christ this aint me.
This is me
>pic very related
Never said it was better, it only gets worse from here.
I don't got any, plus don't turn this thread on me. Was just captioning pics like OP wanted.
My sausage it tiny
This is by far the GAYEST thread ive seen in my 7 years here. All of you... KILL YOURSELVES
Okay here ya go! It's tiny like I said.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
I TOLD YOU TO STACK THE BOXES THREE HIGH AND I COME BACK TO A FIND A MOUNTAIN
DID YOU UNDERSTAND THE ORDERS I GAVE YOU
NOW GET OVER THERE AND UNFUCK THIS MESS AND GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER