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>painfully unfuny "comedians"
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I hate this guy. To be honest he can be funny sometimes (mostly non-sequiturs) but his schtick is fucking dumb.

I bet if sober Benson ever saw stoner Benson he'd see what a fucking loser he looks like.

I'm for legalizing but he's a shithead.
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>>682718183
True statement. I love getting doug with high, but he is just an insufferable douche.
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I listen to his podcast. Its entertaining. no idea what his shows are like though.
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>>682717318
Larry fucking Wilmore
Can't stand the un-funny fuck.
His show the people are all awkward or on cocaine
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If including past, I vote Seinfeld. Totally unfunny.
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>>682718732
Never even cracked a smile at one of his jokes.
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>>682717318
Female comedians. All of them.
SJW comedians. All of them.
Jim Carey.
Chris Rock.
Jim Jeffries.
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>>682719214
>Jim Jeffries.

Oh shit nigga, what are you doing.
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>>682717318
Andy dick
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David Spade
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>>682717318
amy fucking schumer
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This fag
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>>682719214
Agree with everything except for Jim Carey. He was perfect in Mask and in Dumb and Dumber, hilarious dude.
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Jim Gaffigan. Like I just can't with this guy, he always does this bit where he speaks in a different voice as if it's someone else responding to what he said and it's annoying as shit.
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>>682719691
he's imitating what his sister would say, I believe.
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TRANNIES AM I RITE YOU GUYS
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>>682719270
He's right. Jim Jefferies is terrible.
>Nicole Arbour
>Louis CK in the 80's
>Amy Schumer
Plus a lot of the others mentioned ITT.
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>>682719627
Best was the 1st Pet Detective....

Where he grabs that cellist's arm .....

>peed my pants.
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>>682719623
fuck you, mooney is hilarious
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>>682719999
Quads.

>sigh
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>>682719945
>>Louis CK in the 80's

Every comedian sucks when they first start out you retard.
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>>682719999
Quads speak truth
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This moron
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>>682719999
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>>682719945
Jim Jeffries was charging $250 a ticket for a shitty seat to his show. I got killer seats to Russel Brand for $130 and box seats to John Cleese and Eric Idle for $120. How the fuck does that work?
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Dane Cook
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>>682718732
This. Fuck this guy. Why the fuck was he at the white house correspondents dinner. Did he write all of Obama's shit material too?
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Any musical comedian
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>>682720251
Louis was terrible for over 20 years. It wasn't until 2003 or so that he started to get better. By around 2007 he was god tier.
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>>682720549
>Russel Brand
The shittest comedian period
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>>682720549
I was agreeing with you that Jim is bad.
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>>682719270
He's an unfunny fuckstain that should stay in Ausfailia where he belongs.

>>682719627
No, he wasn't. He plays the same moronic character ever since MadTV. He wasn't funny then, he's not funny now.
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Amy schmummer
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>>682720284
>>682720604
These two as well.
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>>682721086
Fuck off we don't want him. They should have left the cunt in Afghanistan.
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Nadi Kamil- she is nothing but a half Muslim SJW tumblarinia cunt who bombs like Baghdad, even most leftists are embarrassed by her, but the BBC keeps giving her air time because they need a "funny" woman.
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This pretentious drug addicted faggot.
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>>682720549
>Russel Brand

Ooohhh yeah, what a slutty unfunny cunny. His hair is a bird and his act is absurd.
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I don't know the comedians name but that fucking guy with the stupid ass hair and big ass nose that uses porps on stage. Fucking guys terrible.
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>>682720318
Jerry Seinfeld is fucking hilarious
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>>682721504
If he gets deported from any country, he's going straight back to you.
Figure out a way for drop bears or the billion of other dangerous things to get rid of him.
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Can we at least all agree bill burr is a great fucking comedian
>he addresses all of mens secret thoughts
"theres a bunch of reasons to hit a woman, you just dont fucking do it"
>Hates SJW
"there was a bar that had a joke on the wall and it said ' we like our beer like our violence, domestic'... then some fucking group told the manager to take it down and fire the writer, like fuck your group"
>attacks women within the crowd who start to complain about his jokes
In his netflix special where he asks a question and some women gets mad about it, calls him a mysoginist and he replies "Are you the dumb fucking bitch that started walking up and down the aisle? Get the fuck out of here"
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>>682721848
Carrot Top. He is the joke.
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>>682721732
gone to far FUCKKKK YOU

Bill is THE COMEDIAN. The best of all time.
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>>682719691
I thought so too but if you listen to his albums in order you'll get the voice bit. He's really funny though
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>>682722277
If you can find it on youtube and share, that'd be real great.
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Btw this fucking faggot is the least funny person on the planet, besides dressing like he's still in 1990
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>>682722495
No not carrot top, there's another guy who's fucking terrible. I think he had his own show on comedy Central.
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>>682721738
Look at this nigga spittin' rhymes.
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>>682722770
ill try to find at least one,give me a second
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>>682720284
woman detected
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>>682719543
This.
>"Well I was having sex with this guy right?"
Describes all of her material
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>>682723121
Ok, thanks anon.
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>>682722770
>>682723121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIOY2ezMy9A
HES TELLING THE FUCKING TRUTH
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>>682722928
Are you talking about Demitri Martin or however his name is spelled?
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Bill Maher
> horrible stand up
> only got famous when he had a late night talk show with Four celebrity guests

Saw him live in Portland. didn't laugh once.

He's occasionally witty on "Real Time", but I suspect that's a team of writers doing the work for the talentless hack.
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>>682723218
Every Women I have met loves him. You sound like a gamer gater who only knows women through an amazing atheist video
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>>682721086
MadTV?
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>>682721732
Couldn't agree more, went from funny comedian to preachy edgelord real fucking quick.
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>>682720318
how dare you
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>>682719543
>my vagina, dude
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>>682720693
Don't talk shit about Tim Minchin
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>>682721732
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>>682723325
Yes! That guy is fucking terrible!
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>>682722863
Couldn't agree more. He couldn't make a single joke without making his stupid fucking ugly frown. God I hate mainstream media sometimes making guys like this famous
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>>682719543
Came here to post this.
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You young'uns missed the golden age of horrible stand up-- circa 1990 there was a show called "The Comic Strip" on every week.

It was stand up and eventually you run out of good comics to show.

The Amazing Jonathan for the win.
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>>682720654
Notice how much profanity and edgy jokes he did at the dinner but all the jokes on his show are suitable for a family audience
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>>682720654
Obama was 10x funnier, fuck nut.
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>>682720604
Unfunniest of all time? Maybe.
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>>682717318
>>682719214
>>682719623
>>682719945
>>682720318
>>682721732

>naming the elder gods of comedy as unfunny

the clearest mark of a comedic plebian. If people like Seinfeld, Carrey, Bill Hicks etc. were still considered God-tier when put up to todays standards, that would mean that Comedy itself had been stagnant since their peak. Art is never stagnant, the audiences expectations are a moving target. You build on what came before you. 40 years ago, Joan Rivers standing on stage and making an abortion joke (and the abortion wasn't even the punchline) was the CUTTING EDGE of comedy. We've moved past that, and come to expect more. Thats a good thing.

In any field, your body of work has a slim-to-none chance of holding up over the years. A minuscule chance at becoming "timeless". For everyone else, in 2 generations your work will be seen as obvious and unoriginal, and that is exactly what humanity is all about. Progress, you dumb faggots, I mean progress.

Honestly, do we look back at Isaac Newton and call him a simpleton because Calculus is taught to millions of people a year now, and fields "beyond" integral calculus exist now? NO! So why look back at the people who shaped comedy into what it is today and call them unfunny?
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>>682723380

bill maher is an insufferable know it all faggot. he has a bunch of shitty edgelord views he parrots randomly. he had some guy on there for a SERIOUS interview that claimed he cured cancer or some shit when it was 100% obvious the guy was a total scam artist
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>>682723953
You know you suck when you can't even last on Comedy Central past 6 episodes. Fucking Mencia made it longer than that, just based on DEEDEEDEE.
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>>682719941
I agree 100 %
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Andrew Dice Clay

He told no jokes.

Just sheer shock value of vulgarizing nursery rhymes.
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>>682724467
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>>682724467

dice clay was important though culturally. his shit obviously doesn't stand up (no pun intended) today, but it was significant for its time

i agree i hate it though
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>>682724467
yeah, but you're a joke and "He told you, Aaiii!"
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>>682723480
Tv show that aired on comedy central, you clearly are way to young for this site my 15 year old brother remembers that show
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>>682724467
'ey! Hickory dickory dock, the mouse sucked my cockAUOH!

>behind the back cigarette
>not really stand-up comedy
>laughing at him, not with him
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>>682721033
Kinda funny at first but it gets old really fast. All his jokes are for stupid minorities that think they should find something funny because they can relate to him.
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Ricky Gervais makes me want to kill myself after killing everyone else and then him.
I'll listen to Rosanne sing before I listen to his act.
his fucking laugh, that he does when he's laughing at his own jokes btw, sounds like a drowning cat trying to eat another drowning cat.
if I could kill three people without consequences I'd kill his three closest family members or friends, while he watched. and then kill him too and suffer the consequences. which would be nothing because everyone would be so happy.
"look, the guy that finally killed that shitty English faggot which laughed at his jokes" they'd say as I was paraded down the streets.
women would come from all over the world to suck my cock as a way to say thank you for ridding them of his awful routine.

I hate Ricky Gervais.
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>>682721732
Fuck. You.
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>>682723314
thanks anon
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>>682724917
kek. I give you an approving nod.
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Rebecca Bardoux gave up a career in video prostitution -- aka pornstar -- to start a stand up career.

She's terrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPBIuuqWhxg
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>>682723947
This shit right here!
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>>682721086
He was on In Living Colour, dipshit. Get the right info if you're gonna put someone down
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>>682721732
I loved how he spent years in his act talking about smoking... Then he died of cancer... What a faggot.
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>>682720251
Untrue, Dane cook was hilarious at first and now I can't stand even seeing his face
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>>682717318
Then you clearly do not smoke pot. He's fucking hilarious
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>>682725075

gervais I think is better at setting up jokes and writing scenes etc than actually being the focal point of them. he's good with other people but I find him 100% insufferable when he's doing something by himself. see: his XM radio show which was fucking hilarious and of course the office or other shit he has wrote that is legitimately funny (at least at points)
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Carlos mencia
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>>682725075
One of those guys who just got famous in america because of his accent. Am I stupid for not getting this guy's jokes? Everyone seems to regard him as a witty comedian but his shows are just goddamn awful and bland
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>He is the only creature to bring down the name of Jews more then Hitler.
Hitler seen this as the future and we let it happen.
6 Million dead jude
12 Million unfunny over used lines
>Where the fuck did we go wrong?
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>>682718732

His show has the worst comedians that try to take polarized views to just get views...

I swear I think they drive their self worth off of the rage their social media accounts get based on their ridiculous statements.

He has his "panel" and coat tail clingons just cherry pick shit like the worst 3 youtube reviews of that ghostbusters trailer instead of talking about the other 77,000 people talking about how much the trailer appears to suck and just runs with the naritive that its an attack against women...

Um, No, Its an attack against complete shite fucking reboots of movies that do not need to be rebooted... (news flash, rebooting hulk or spiderman until it didn't suck, Ok, Rebooting a classic of its time... fuck you!)

But his giant fuck you to the media at the white house dinner... Points to you good sir...

It was epic seeing the cringe of the crowd as he roasted Morning Joe...
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Not sure why everyone thinks this guy is so brilliant.
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>>682725816

come on. i like getting doug with high and all but doug is a shit fucking comedian. he just happens to be the right guy for other things
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>>682725915
He's not a comedian.
He's just a broken tape recorder use by jews to rake in money.
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>>682725760
Yeah, at first because I was like 14 when he got big and thought dick jokes and random spastic movements were funny
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>>682725602
>I loved how he spent years in his act talking about smoking... Then he died of cancer... What a faggot.

The guy doesn't really strike me as a comedian . . . more of a bumper sticker philospher who tried the affectations of the edgy sophisticate.

He was a hipster before there were hipsters.

P.S. I did like one of his jokes
Stranger: we're Christian and we don't like your show
Hicks: Well then forgive me.
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>>682726063

He was, But then he pulled a fucking gary buesy and I think I speak for everyone when we just collectively said... Meh, Ok, cya when the money pool dries up...

And kek, now he shows up on the talk show circuit...
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>>682725075
seeing as you are probably a highschooler you wouldn't have seen the original office- which is one of the funniest shows ever created.

TLDR: NEWFAGGGGGGG!!!
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>>682726063

ya, no kidding. nick cannon is fucking hilarious.
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>>682720693
dimitri martins big paper bit is pretty funny
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>>682721707
Is she still around? Really?
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>>682726335

Millenial fag...

He sucked, Office sucked, (BOTH)...

Go watch some actual British humor before you respond again...
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>>682718183
Yea I hate the whole stoner persona, smoking weed isn't funny or interesting, but he can be funny at times.
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>>682725962
Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are fun movies.


Beyond that he's dead to me.
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>>682723953
I love Demetri! Fuck you!
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>>682726335

even better, look at this guy who thinks gervais is famous because of an accent instead of hugely successful TV show he masterminded with merchant... lol

>>682725955

fucking 12 year olds
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>>682722277
I fucking hate him. I'd watch Amy Schumer on repeat over even hearing a single "joke" from that unfunny cunt.
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How the fuck have none of you faggots mentioned Tyler Perry? I have never laughed at any of his shit. Him and that other nigger on 30 Rock. Tracy Morgan. Fuck those guys.
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any comedian that's a female
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>>682726521

He definitely made a career out of the weed, But he is way funnier stoned than not...

Its like Andrew dice clay being sober... Some people are just better when intoxicated...
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>>682719214
There are funny female comedians. The popular ones that everyone knows about are literally the worst ones. I have no idea why the least funny females are treated like the best female comedians.
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Fucking Bo Burnham
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Cocaine hockey nigger cocaine cracker whitey nigger. Police black nigger booze cracker cocaine nigger. Nigger nigger, whitey slave cracker on the streets shieeeeeeeeet!
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i hate comedians that pander to low iq autistic trailer faggots, like bill burr. that fucking spaz force feeds you his "jokes" as if you were incapable of thinking
>bill burr
>jerry seinfeld
>chris rock
>dane cook
>jim gaffigan
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>>682719270
agree
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>>682726739

my deep dark secret is wanna laugh at a sarah silverman skit then fuck the shit out of her (yes I've seen that naked pic of her from that movie... would still destroy)

i miss her show. i ain't even jewish. and i really don't like female comedians. i think i just wanna fuck her for some reason and it makes me find her more funny. i'll never know

tl;dr sarah silverman
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>>682721738
This is probably ol Russell hisself.
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>>682726739

Because mah feminism...

Case in point, Amy Shumer or whatever the fuck that fat whore's name is...

"LOOK AT ME I'M A WOMYN ACTING LIKE THE STEREOTYPE OF A DRUNKEN SLOB FRAT BOY, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY OR I'LL SHAME YOU!" Big fucking FUCK YOU to that whore...
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>>682726063
It's funny because he was a nigger acting as a nigger.
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>>682726872

bill burr definitely has a shitty narcissistic personality/delivery/shtick that annoys me somewhat, but I think he's definitely genuinely funny
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barack obama !
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>>682720549
russel brand? if you have seen john fucking cleese why would you even mention russel brand
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>>682726872
Bill Burr is actually pretty based.
Chris Rock is a legend.

You're right on all else. They can fuck off.
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>>682727094
Meh. his comedy isn't too bad... But that guy running a country... Nothx.
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Larry Wilmore
Chris Hardwicke (when he does standup)
That club slut friend of Amy schumer that just got popular
Kat Williams
Most of the faggots Comedy Central shows on their late night standup reruns (chappelle being one notable example)
All Mexican comedians
And most of all, who I wish would just kill himself, Jeff Dunham
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>>682717318
That guy only got ahead because he is nice and is friends with all my favourite comedians. "Hey i do weed. Lol right guys? Lol?"
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>>682726680
Non-celebrity club comedians who are female are just fine, I've seen plenty of funny female comedians at local gigs and shit.
But female television comedians are always the same "haha vaginas XD I'm a girl but I'm just as raunchy as a dude :D" type of shit.
I think television agencies think that when they are airing a female comedian, all of her jokes need to be about how much of a female she is, so it's always just painfully awkward shit about their vaginas.
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>>682721848
> uses porps on stage
sounds like youve been hitting the porps pretty hard yourself
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>>682726789
I dunno, he goes way further than most comedians, blending music, theater, and an almost manic persona. Also he's the kind of person that's more plagued by his craft than enjoys it. Does it for the bills and begrudgingly. Hates the image he has to keep up.
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>>682726063
he was hi-gear black jokes at the expense of black people, which is the very reason he was stressed out of showbiz, cuz ghetto niggers got butthurt
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>>682717318
That Melissa McCarthy pisses me off. Same fucking acting in every movie and it ain't funny at all. She is like keven James but somehow she keeps getting roles. Also that bitch flo from the progressive commercials, I never laughed at one of those.
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>>682717318
This guy could be good, but as of late he's just resorted to low tier humor. Even worse his whole gimmick is smoking weed and being a cool stoner guy.

His comedy central special wasn't half bad and he has some good material, but over all he is shit. Shame too, he seemed like he was good at first.
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>>682727174

Chris rock is as bad as spike jones, "lets play the race card for viewers and money!"

No thanks, Fuck those guys...

Bill Burr is like the comedy version of Jeffery Ross, Complete career based on offensive jokes... They are the Howard Stern of comedy, All Shock Jocks...
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>>682727233
>Chris Hardwicke (when he does standup)
correction:
>Chris Hardwicke(always)
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>>682721033
Pseudo intellectual faggot with micro dick.
>still managed to fuck Katy perry
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>>682727233
Jeff Dunham can hit the mark now and again. Hardwicke should stick to god damn voice acting.
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>>682727353
This guy gets it... Fuck TV Skank comedy
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>>682727094
>hurr durr obummer
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>>682722586
Euphoric detected, bill hicks sucks dick. I bet Tool is your favorite band and you unironically wear their band tees around, you fucking idiot
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>>682727452
thank you i hate that baby faced faggot
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Gabriel Inglesisas, he's super popular with some Mexican kids I know, never understood why people think his shit is so funny, most of it just makes me cringe.
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>>682726739

Tina Fey is hilarious, can write hilarious shows, and I would fuck the shit out of her because of it and her sexy librarian look.

Women can be funny, agreed.
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>>682717318
I didn't even know George Zimmerman was a comedian.
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>>682727699

I liked him on singled out...
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>>682717318
I really don't like this, but the idea of his youtube show is so gold, someone needs to buy it off of him and put a better host to smoke weed with other celebrities
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>>682727429

You're on a website that's entire basis is offensive jokes.
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>>682724467
Him and Sam Kinison both blow
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>>682724302
>why call them unfunny?

because there are people that find them unfunny. it is all based on opinion.
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>dave chapelle
unfunny nigger and all his skits/stand up is the same "LOOK HOW MUCH OF A NIGGER I AM AND WHITE PPL R RACIST"
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Samantha B..

"Oh look I got my chops on the daily show, I'm so awesome, Better than the guy John Stewart picked to replace him!... Look at me, I'm on TBS! I'm AWESOME!"

Self entitled whore who needs to go the fuck into the editing room trash bin...
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>>682720654
Dude im pretty sure the kardashians were there that night. Doesnt take much to be invited
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>>682727233
Chris Hardwick is decently funny on his podcast and when he hosts @midnight
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>>682728016

And we are talking about TV, Not 4chan... But I guess you missed that didn't you...

Idiot...
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>>682719691
Jim Gaffigan is one of my favorite comedians but at times the voices can get repetitive.
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>>682727726
i love old gabriel, its just comedy central that played him out, gave him a special every year practically and nobody can come up with a full hour of gold with that quick of a turnover
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>>682722277
Yes, yes and yes. Burr is fuckin amazing

Also a shout out to Don Rickles, funny as hell even in his 90s
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>>682727812
that awkward moment when she ruins Mean Girls
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>>682717318
Fuck these sluts hardcore to the max. I watched some of it the other day and they were blatantly shilling for hillary clinton and it mad me wantto jump from the roof of my apartment building
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>>682728252

He is OK, on @midnight, But honestly, Take anyone else and they could do that job...

Its the show that made the comedian not the comedian that made the show...
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>>682720318
isn't that racist?
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>>682727726
Eh, he's okay. Seems like a cool dude. Perhaps I just find fat comedians amusing in general.
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Aziz Ansari is fucking annoying
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>>682725962
Yes! FUcking hell I hate him and every one of his shitty movies, liking that faggot is a true mark of a, well, faggot.
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>>682720318
agree seinfeld fucking sucks
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This fat fuck
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>>682728547

Another attempt by Jew Central to push some jewish slut whores to the mainstream... and like the rest the continue to fail...
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>>682728767

When this fat fuck was in Grand Junction CO, he got so high he couldn't perform his routine... got boo'd off the stage, refunds were had...

Was so funny to see the republican fucktards rage when their god was so high he couldn't talk...
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>>682727812
But those credit card commercials she is in are diarrhea. The gieko gecko looks down on the unfunnyness of them.
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>>682728505
... why were you watching mean girls
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Comedy is fucking stupid anyway.
People only laugh as a sign of submission, because you're too fucking stupid to predict where the joke is going to lead.
Shut the fuck up.
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>>682728793
Forrealz. I can't stand CC anymore.
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>>682729029

Oh we got a butthurt autist in here!
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>>682727233
Oh shit I meant chappelle as an exception to cc's late night standup faggotry. Now that he's not popular anymore he's really funny in retrospect
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>>682728913
Anything he writes is horrible, he's not bad at improve though.
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>>682727427
I would fuck the shit out of Flo and I don't even know what insurance is.
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Greg Proops is a feminist poormans Dylan Brody, he can be alright sometimes but as soon as he gets on the feminist steam roll i cant stand it
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>>682726509
>INB4 faulty towers

British humor Is fucking horrendous. Retarded cringeworthy jokes

No Wonder there aren't any decent brit comedians
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>>682729010
Can't control the high school curriculum.
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>>682725962
He did to Comedy what Hitler did to his people. Last good movie was Grown ups (the original). Great reaction face though
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>>682729154
You should get on stage with that material, man.
Oh god, my side are in orbit matey.
Toppest of kekkles ex dee
Go fuck yourself.
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>>682729078

At least tosh.0 still goes out of his way to "somewhat" piss off the mainstream... But anthony Jesselnek was better... (SP?)
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Kevin Fucking Hart
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>>682729029
No, laughing emerges as a sign that something ISN'T danger. A vocalization exclaiming relaxation and comfort. If anything, it's an act of dominating the performer en mass.
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Bob saget vs Gilbert goddfried who wins
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>>682729257

If you are the guy defending the office (either of them) then your argument is invalid.

If not:

Monty Python... Shit on that, I dare ya...
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>sarah silverman
She relies too heavily on shock laughs and I'll admit that I don't really like it when a woman is too vulgar.
>Aziz Ansari
I liked him in parks and rec but his stand up his shtick gets old.
>Jeff Dunham
The ventriloquist thing is unique though.
>Basically any comedian that uses a weird voice all of the time. Except Emo Phillips he is hilarious.
>Kathy Griffin
Doesn't need explanation
That's all I can think of right now.
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>>682729475
YOU FOOL
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>>682726872
>Jim Gaffigan
You should be shot
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>>682729402
Relaxation and comfort because you've been backed into submission intellectually. Your only reflex is to bare your teeth and grunt because you're a fucking idiotic chimp.
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>>682724025
>Chris hardwick
yeah he fucking sucks. can't even watch him on talking dead. just can't do it
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>>682728913
His writing used to be decent. Take Superbad and Knocked Up for example. Now he just panders directly to stoners and "hip" 16 year olds.
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>>682729010
For a "chick" movie it's actually really good. Plus we get to see prime Lindsay Lohan before she got fucked up. There's Something About Mary is another great "girl" movie, too.
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>>682729346

You Jelly?

Seems like you are jelly because nothing is funny to you yet is still to other people...

You must of raged at that south park episode where stan thinks everything is shit... Your life, A south park episode... How sad...
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>>682717318
You know what IS funny? The fact that the /pol/tard Stormfags and middle school edgelords in this thread think "unfunny" means "anyone who says things I disagree with" or "has a skin colour which my mommy and daddy taught me to hate."

You know who is utterly unfunny? Every alleged conservative "comedian," all of whose acts consist of making stupid racist, sexist, or homophobic comments one after another for an audience consisting of people with a double-digit IQ (like the occupants of this thread). Jeff Dunham is the perfect example: stupid, hateful, and excruciatingly unfunny to everyone except mouth-breathing bigots.

Pic related: Actual funny comedian people here are too stupid to understand.
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>>682717318
If you don't think pottymouth was a funny fuckin' album then just like...go away...man
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>>682728767
Saw him live.
Comedy is so much different when you're actually there.
His wife at the time opened the act by playing guitar and singing. She's smoking hot btw,

>Robin Williams
when i was younger his comedy was nice, but now i think his personality was funnier, his demeanor. cool guy nonetheless
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>>682729722
No one cares about your gay opinions.
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>>682729722

No, He wasn't... But you being in the remedial class is pretty funny...
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>>682729680
Right, because I don't laugh nothing is enjoyable, and I'm just jealous of the people who genuinely at Schumer.
Accept the fact you're a dumbass and move on.
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>>682729500
Not the office guy

I had to put up with my ex's extreme love for Monty python.. So lets say i watched all of his shitty unfunny movies

>the black knight getting chopped and still wanting to fight while having no limbs is funny


British humor Is still shit
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Fucking Adam Sandler
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>>682719941
Shit wasn't even that funny in like 2003 and he still has the same material. Radio Jimmy > Standup Jimmy all day (obviously I can't listen to either anymore though). MONSTER RAIN!!!! AIDS!!!!!

Also, Joe Derosa sucks dick.
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>>682729507
Oh I forgot my most hated of all time
Lisa lampanelli
Who the fuck goes to see this nasty bitch?
"I like black guys isn't that funny?" -every lisa lampanelli punchline.
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>>682729977
are you retarded?... you think monty python is a person?
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>>682729922

Right after you kill yourself bro... I know I'm right, You know your retarded, Lets let bygones be SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING FACE.

Kthxbye
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>>682729902
Like I said, you're too stupid to understand. One of the nice things about Bill Hicks is he's an excellent bellwether of intelligence. Stupid people just can't and don't get him. I can tell someone has a triple-digit IQ by their positive opinion of Bill Hicks.
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>>682724302
Found the /lit/ fag
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>>682730116
Not reffering to a person, im reffering to the movies
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>>682729665
ok yeah something about mary kicks fucking ass
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>>682730168

I think you mean the people who liked bill hicks are the ones he was making fun of... But yeah ok, Go back to your safe space and feel better...

Wanna defend a retard you never met any more?
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>>682729507
>The ventriloquist thing is unique though.

If you were gonna listen to a ventriloquist act, Otto and George were the only way to go. A lot of his old material (he dead) is still pretty funny.
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>>682729347
I agree with the first part. I can't fucking stand Anthony Jeselnik. His last special just consisted of him trying to convince the audience that he's edgy as fuck when he's actually a pretentious cunt who lets Amy Schumer peg him all night long.
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>>682730117
What. Kill myself. I can't do that because people would be sad and that's a terrible thing to say to someone. You're a big ol meanie head with an awful sense of humor, please get your head checked and reevaluate your priorities in life,
Though I am envious of babies for laughing at keys jingling.
Do you laugh at keys jingling?
I have some if you do.
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>>682726789
yeah he sucks. completely unfunny
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>>682729977

You are obviously a trump supporter... hate a person who actually isn't a person but actually a comedy trope...

Bravo Retard...
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>>682729722
Randy marsh is a fucking golden god and there's nothing you can say to change that, you cum drenched blowjob queen.
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>>682730285
ah boyfriend, sorry didnt click, on here it wouldnt suprise me for someone to think monty pythons a person
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>>682730328
Thanks I'll check him out.
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>>682729347
>>682729475
Gilbert by a million miles, the aristocrats joke at that cc roast is one of the funniest things I have ever seen
And >jizzelnick sucked ass. People might think tosh.0 sucks but daniel's standup is really fucking funny

As for the "no funny Brit comedians", the guys from Monty Python would like to have a word with you.
And technically he's Scottish, but Frankie Boyle is basically the British version of hicks/Kinison and those type of guys.
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>>682730481

Did you just go full retard?
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>>682728172
not to mention her voice ruptures any lving organisms eardrums. fuck i cna;t stadn the sound of that cunt
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>>682725602
But he didn't die of lung cancer
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>>682722863
"Hey guys, I'm short...............That's the joke."
LULLULULLLLULLLLLULULLLULULLLULLLZ

And how he's still being cast in movies is beyond me. Guess his work comes cheap.
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>>682730389

Ok yeah, I concede, his stand up was terrible, But the show wasn't too bad...
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>>682726342
Fuck nick cannon
>I want my show back....my show back....my show back!
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>>682730082
Nice tits though
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>>682719623
You shut your whore mouth or prepare to feel the wrath of Negrodamus
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>>682730655

Fuck, even the song from the commercials wants to make me saw my own head off with a butter knife...
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>>682726827
Fuck you asshole I draw the line here don't you dare bad mouth Richard pryor
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>>682730653
You're very impressive. Don't blame me. Your edge cut straight through my calm, collected facade and still manages to gut my tender self-esteem.
These keys tho.
Haha, tho.
Black people.
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>>682730712
The funniest thing even tangentially related to Kevin Hart is when Patrice O'Neal got caught jerking off at his family computer.
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>>682731077
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>>682729664
He's good at what he does, everyone gets type casted at some point.
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>>682720549
I paid $50 for tickets to a Jim Jeffries show last year and that was face value.
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>>682729347
this nigger literally plagerises a lot of his work. he would often rip off top comments on videos and make it seem like his original work. and his gay skits are cringey as fuck.
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>>682730827
I fucking hate nick cannon. Honestly I don't know how one could be as annoying as he is. In his stand up he speaks like every little thing coming out of his mouth is the funniest shit of all time. Also he can't shut up about being married to mariah carey. I have even avoided the new Rocky movie because he is in it and I love the Rocky movies.
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Dennis Leary
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>>682731077
wow dude, You really need to try harder if you plan to troll anyone on this board, including:
>>682730653

Jesus Christ...
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>>682729722
Don't worry faggot, some anons like Bill hicks.
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>>682730617
yeah tosh's stand up was primo in the beginning.
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This reddit-tier faggot. I cringe everytime he tells a "joke"
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>>682731328
Years of 4chan sapped me of any ambition to troll or make light out of any situation I'm in.
So no.
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>>682731248

As if anyone on TV doesn't these days?

The new normal is who rips off people the best... Sad but it's true...
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>>682730755
I agree. I think it's sad when Comedy Central gives shows to good comedians like Hannibal and they end up being utter shit.
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>>682730827
It's funny how on America's got talent nick cannon does the whole uncle Tom ruetine every show, tap dancing his way on stage for the awkward Jewish smiles of Howard stern and howie mandell. Then again it would be worse if he put on a fake tough act, looking like ice tea in fucking law and order. He's in a lose lose situation.
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>>682717318
David letterman. Wow you are ugly and easily bored. How hilarious
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>>682731528

I'm sure of that.

but I'm also sure it was the GF/Wife who cuck'd you who actually did that... 4chan has no powers to alter humanity, Only encourage those already lost to go deeper down the hole...
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>all this Seinfeld hate
Clearly you people have never seen Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, great series
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>>682723431
nice meme dude
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>>682731566
yeah that's a valid point. hard to find originality now a days.
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>>682730908
Gotta love that "god, why am I in Detroit" joke
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>>682721086
>MadTV
You just went full retard
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>>682731666

Sad, and true... Seems like someone is off to a good start, gets a half hour special, and just FUCKS it up royally...
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>>682731759
>implying I've ever had a legitimate girlfriend
I'm a parasite who usually cucks his friends lowkey.
Doesn't really make me feel very alpha.
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>>682729828

robin williams is dead lol
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>>682724917
To bad he was never on madTV you fuck. Get your shit together faggot.
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>>682731959

>This Guy
>Goin for the troll oscar.
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>>682731959
>I gorge on my friends' sloppy seconds on the DL
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>>682731806
i have... it's not funny at all... because of seinfeld
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>>682729251
He's great at improv on whose line is it anyway when he's on it, but haven't seen him otherwise.
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>>682732137
It really doesn't, but maybe it would if I had a sense of humor about it.
Ha ha
They are beta cucks and I get laid despite being autism.
Nope.
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>>682732204
So now being a bull is worse than being a Cuck.
What the fuck.
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This fucking piece of shit hack
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>>682717318
>implying any comedian isn't just a cringefest
>implying there are funny comedians
They are occasionally good jokes but I can't think of a single comedian that is consistently not cringey
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>>682732433
I missed a chance to see Colin and Brad perform at my college ON MY BIRTHDAY a few years ago. I was break-stuff-while-roaring-insanely mad
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This fat nigger Ron Funches
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>>682730617
Jimmy Carr has a decent netflix special, it wasn't spectacular but even through the bong-speak its enjoyable, even had a few belly laughs. Imagine him like a penguin waiter showering me with joke champagne, like a rap video.
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>>682717318

Any impressionist. Period.
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>>682724917
It was on fucking FOX, you twit!
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>>682732938
Feel sad for you, anon.
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>>682733257
Yeah, Carr is pretty good for edgy British guys
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>>682717318

everyone on /b/ that thinks they are funny.
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>>682724917
Dude, you mean "in living color."
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>>682728547
dawg i hated the hillary shit as much as you, i promise, but they're actually both really funny. i thought this would be a less funny workaholics, but broad city is fucking great
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The only thing funny about this one-dimensional hack is the genuine anguish omnipresent in his gaze. Like he's afraid that, at any moment, people might recognize what a phony he is
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not comedians per se, but aside from Dance Floor Dale, Tim and Eric aren't funny, at all.
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>>682733583

If you think those stupid jewish cunts are funny kill yourself.

Hshahhahshsh we're girls and we talk about sex lololol hahahahshahs aren't we edgy? Lol omg.

I hope everyone you love gets cancer
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Fuck Mitch Hedberg
Fuck Lewis Black
Fuck Patton Oswalt
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>>682734060
I'm with ya on 2/3
Mitch Hedberg is funny
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I'm surprised no one is trolling Stanhope fans yet.
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>>682734233
Oh, and pic completely unrelated to thread.
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>>682734233
Nealon was the best part of that show Weeds

P.s. Stanhope is a douche
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I literally can't find this guy funny.

It's just VULGAR AND I AM ALSO SCREAMING.
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this guy
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>>682717318
Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias
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>>682733980
Is Sarah Silverman funny? I find her more endearing simply because she isn't fat like Amy or an obvious whore like that Rachel bitch
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>>682720318
Antisemite detected.
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>>682719691
I think of him when I hear Louis C.K.'s joke about fat white people who mumble everything. That's all that comes to mind when I see him, or hear Louis.
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>>682734729
SJW detected
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>>682734957
Her shock value material is extremely poor and forced, but she's tolerable because she's attractive.
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>>682735085

Jew detected. Fucking oven dodger.
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>>682721848
Demetri Martin? He got pretty annoying.
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>>682724379
If he and mencia both died from horriable rectal trauma then id be so happy
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>>682731465
Painfully unfunny.
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>>682734957

I hate Sarah Silverman with the passion of over 9000 suns. That degenerate cunt. I seriously wish she was dead
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>>682733943
I'm surprised no one has thrown a fit over this one yet
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>>682733980
wew lad, that was edgy
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>>682735085

Here's another antisemite right here. Fuck you jew.
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>>682733894
He's like an Andy Dick wannabe
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>>682731491
>>682734461
these men are extremely brilliant

jokes aren't always
>hurr hurr he funny man make joke
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>>682733943
I do find a lot of their stuff funny but I can't watch awesome show great job without at least one skit making me want to throw up
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>>682735772
>Andy Dick wannabe
WHAT
why would anyone ever want to be like that faggot? Must be pretty painful
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>>682717318
I've laughed at a few of his jokes but yea, I can't stand more than 30 seconds
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>>682724025
>tig notaro

Most overrated ever. No jokes, just a constant drone about the most boring shit ever. It's like listening to npr
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>>682731465
Literally Who?
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>>682735330
That was quite uncalled for.
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