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Keep the ball(s) rolling
smooth scroll is a fucking plague
Ahh, America.
>>682717333
Hello skels
>>682717384
I bet you're a smooth scroller
>>682717080
I like trump as a person, but not his politics, republicans are ass backward, I hate hillary, but issue wise i side with her,
As for an assault weapons ban, its never going to happen or work because the first one is bullshit and second it would never get voted in and even if it did, people would still break it.
>>682717509
I don't know what it is so I have no idea.
>>682717526
Touch my guns and I'll fucking kill you. Which of Trump's policies do you disagree with and why?
>>682717509
I'm a smooth scroller, Scales.
>>682717747
when you scroll down in your browser does it do so smoothly or in distinct ticks
>>682717755
you son of a bitch
>>682717526
>>682717747
y'all have to do this here?
>>682718022
Oh, that was straightforward. Distinct ticks on my PC, smooth on my macbook since well it's a fucking macbook innit
>>682718103
Do you not see the MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat on the OP pic?
>>682717747
mainly the environment and his idea to get rid of the EPA, its retarded on the highest level, also on science in general, wish people would keep religion out of politics.
>>682717614
I dont want sex
>>682718229
>mac
don't even get me started on apple's bullshit, I had a mac mini at one point and you had to resort to registry hacks to turn off the fucking global mouse acceleration
>>682717456
Never could get into that series
>>682718229
This picture makes me incredibly erect
>>682718022
What's your beef with smooth scrolling?
>>682718229
idc I came to this thread for porn not politics and people who argue politics on 4chan are usually like the worst people
>not being on steam
>>682718585
websites are adding javascript to force it, recent chrome update forced smooth scroll by default in mainline, it is infuriating.
smooth scroll is inferior on anything but a tablet, you can't parse information wiht your eyes as well when everything is a blur rather than distinct frames
>>682718453
Trump wanting to dismantle the EPA was in response to the fact that their incompetence poisoned a fucking river so it's not even that unreasonable. The EPA is a pretty inept agency to begin with. He has no other positions on science in the abstract sense so I'm not sure what you're referring to.
>>682718468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk2plAsaznI
>>682718517
I've explained why I have this before.
>>682718574
Right? It's fucking beautiful.
>>682718713
I find people who post porn and complain about conversation are largely brainless automatons who would be better put to work on an assembly line than granted civilian freedoms but this is America so I won't bitch about you.
>>682718585
Cum on! We need to report to captain befur he gets angry!
>>682718932
I know, that doesn't make it any less shitty
>>682718932
okay... thank you for proving my point
>>682718914
>chrome
There's your proble
>>682718713
Me Im just curious why a bunch of gay furrys want to vote trump, Everyone knows republicans secretly hate gays, transgender people and especially furrys.
Most republicans I know are something out of the deep south or somewhere from the middle of nowhere in Utah.
>>682718914
Eh, I like the smoothness. I often lose my place on the page when it jumps.
>websites are adding javascript to force it
Now that right there is pretty fucked.
>>682718932
Im not listening to your shitty music.
>>682719052
Mu fuckin sauce I need it :)
>>682718914
That hit me right in the feels
>>682719197
>Wildcritters, e621, Furafinitty, Yaoi.in, Yiffy.cz, U18-Chan, Inkbunny, Pixiv, Sofurry, Weasyl, Ychan
>>682719052
I don't try to defend it, but the incessant memeing could use the brakes.
>>682719197
I'll cop to being the worst, but you're an idiot and I wouldn't trade.
>>682719236
> why a bunch of gay furrys want to vote trump
Because democrats are regressives lunatics who want to disarm the people, and gays have every imaginable equal right in this country so they no longer have leverage over us. Also transgenderism is a mental illness and furshit should stay in the closet anyway, nobody needs to know about my fetishes.
>>682719303
Aww, nibbles, don't be that way.
>>682719444
Thank you martin.
>>682719250
web dev in general is a blight, so much bloat and unnecessary garbage on every page. viewing pages on computer without an adblocker is painful.
>>682719305
evalion
>>682719426
newt has accepted his fate
>>682719572
where memeing
>>682719660
Every time I mention that I own a mac someone's like
>lol mac
or some variation, it's gotten old
>>682719743
>mac
lol sucker
>>682719660
Despite the increases in computing power and memory in the past decade, the laziness and stupidity of web devs have managed to make the modern web experience 10 times more sluggish than it was 10 years ago.
>>682719904
ur the coolest
>>682719946
Noscript. Noscript will change your life.
>>682719572
>>682719572
>>682719572
>>682719572
Kiss my ass
>>682720040
...and then there are the websites which simply DO NOT WORK without javascript.
Seriously, whoever thought that was a good idea needs to an hero
>>682720040
i can taste the sarcasm
>>682719743
i seriously cannot think of a legitimate reason to own a mac beyond a status symbol
>>682719946
I just loaded up a local radio station's site.
600 requests, 10MB total. Ridiculous.
>>682720098
I'm not sure which of my five comments you're multilinking.
>>682720115
Gladly!
>>682720172
every time web devs do this I actually want to execute them summarily holy fuck please ban this when you're president Daddy
>>682720285
for the love of god scales I did not choose to own the thing
THAT NIGGA RACIST FUCK TRUMP
>>682719572
no problem
>>682720285
Jesus christ, how horrifying!
>>682720365
it's okay subby... trump will make all the bad webbydevvys go away
SHIIIIIIIEEEEEEET
>>682720402
>deviantart tier furry art
>2016
fuck
>>682720402
If Trump was actually racist I'd probably like him more. Tragically, he's not.
>>682720501
how're you doing kiddo
>>682720504
I think some of them think that just because they CAN, they SHOULD.
>>682720687
hanging in there, sort of
>>682720687
:)
>>682720365
Good, bitch.
>>682720869
Only sort of? What's wrong sweetheart?
>>682720994
Yes, this is nice.
>>682721027
I love it when you verbally abuse me.
>>682720687
Yeah in all seriousness he's a moderate
Shows how much has been skewed in the last 10 years
This thread definitely needs more guns
>>682720994
Hey, it's Trumpline Bling
>>682721392
The only reason he's called a racist is because nowadays anything short of globalist fellatio of the third world is racist. Trump is also a nationalist which super isn't permitted.
>>682721523
>flat white background
>not transparent png or in an environment
pls
>>682721270
feeling pretty sick and nauseous, probably the meds
>>682721150
Love that image so much.
but as long as we're posting pictures of funs here is my anti material rifle bae oh my god she's so beautiful
>>682721642
Drink some water, suck on something salty.
>>682721731
I did it for you anon.
>>682721270
Shut up, kunt.
>>682721630
More ryuko
>>682721910
I have a handful of those saved yeah.
>>682721906
>>682721783
>tfw no 4:5 youtube mode
>>682721821
salty like what
>>682720687
I honestly just want this whole political shitsorm to end, I wish Obama could stay 4 more years
>>682721845
I'd do it I'll for you bby.
>>682722046
MY DICK
>>682721523
240L is superior
>>682721981
You have nothing I want.
>>682722191
Only fired 240b once in my life
>>682722104
>I wish the incompetent gun-grabbing effeminate globalist token black could stay 4 more years
You suck anon.
>>682722046
Pretzel. Really good for reducing nausea.
>>682722297
But I want you, bby.
>>682722191
REEEEE FUCKING AMERICANSKIS GET OFF MY BOARD
>>682722318
you fuckin pog
>>682722363
I dont give a fuck what you want.
>>682722461
my xenophobia is tingling
>>682722318
frank post your guns faggo
>>682722461
>slavshit
does this trigger you?
>>682722620
You're so cold
>>682722173
don't be so uninspired
>>682722363
i fear it won't do anything for my dolor
>>682722790
MY BUTT
>>682722790
Believe me, it works on nausea like a dream. Give it a try.
>>682722627
>>682722716
>current
>not being a slavaboo
kys tbh fam
>>682722716
I dont give a fuck
Tell raccoon he's a piece of shit.
Nibi why are you still here
Raccoon nibi wants you to know you're a cutie
>>682723005
Well alright
>>682722981
>lose upwards of 20 million people in the only war you ever won
Yeah naw slavs a worst.
>>682722925
i'm afraid i'd still be miserable
>>682722363
I just want someone to fund our space program, destroy ISIS, Stop using Oil and go either solar or Invest in Fusion. so we dont get any goddamn more of CO2 and methane in our atmosphere. Also tired of all this hate of muslims and mexicans.
I swear to god if trump said shit about china or russia we would have the beginning of Fallout 3 on our hands
>>682723005
Jesus, why the castration/nullo stuff?
>The only USB stick that I had that was compatible to soft mod an Xbox was an old Ipod shuffle
The irony is palpable
>>682723241
>doing more in syria than any other country
k fam
>>682723437
And you might not be. Worst case scenario you've spent ten seconds doing something easy. Go do it, sad sack.
>>682723567
You're aware that the president of the United States is in no position to do any of those things, right? Also, Trump doesn't hate Mexicans. Illegals need to be deported, that's law. As for Muslims, Trump doesn't hate them which is unfortunate because they're by far the most malignant religious demographic on the planet earth. I could legally be executed in every Muslim majority country except maybe Indonesia.
>>682723657
Dude, fighting Arabs is hilariously easy. Ever heard of the six days war? They're the worst warriors on earth.
>>682723913
And yet they conquered half the world.
>>682723747
More dick comparison?
>>682723241
Fuck you
Furry fembois get me so fucking hard it's not even funny. Furry gore comes in at a close second.
>>682724016
Turks, primarily, but yeah they really lost it somewhere in the 20th century didn't they?
>>682724095
Fuck me!
>>682723913
i don't actually have any pretzels around, i just meant that i'd still feel that way even with the nausea gone
>>682724073
Nope.
>>682722549
My military career came down to pmcs'ing vehicles, telling dudes they have pilondal cysts or the clap or chiggers, or suggesting motrin and water for any sort of pain. Sad, I know.
>>682724189
Ill fuck you with wrought iron, faggot.
Time to masturbate!
>>682724201
Other salty things will work but yeah I figured that's what you meant. Still, depressed and nauseous is worse than depressed and not nauseous.
>>682724249
>google chiggers
what fresh hell is this
>>682724406
Hey, I'm a proper American now. Armed gays don't get bashed, you know.
>>682724221
Thigh highs and getting fucked is good too!
>>682724477
Dude that's lewd
>>682724489
i'm gonna bury my head under my pillow
>>682723913
its literally voting for a giant douche or a turd sandwich.
I honestly dont want to vote anymore, Im out, I quit.
its not like our vote matters anything anymore anyways
>>682724249
ah never mind what's up doc. I'll take back that pog comment
>>682724489
Mites, soldiers always came in with them after an ftx in the summer
>>682724189
Yes, the Ottoman Turks, who aren't technically Arabian, but then again, neither are the Syrians. Yes, they empire fell in 1923, but was established in 1299, for a little over 600 years they had half the world and were a very serious force to contend with. It was through a series of coups, revolutions, and the constant engagement in serious prolonged wars in a very short span that caused them to fall.
Yeee
>>682724489
I dont care dumfuck
>>682724768
Sounds like a good time. Later martin.
>>682724825
Maybe your personal vote doesn't matter, but the Trump Train is reliant on the body of people voting for him. Anyway you don't sound politically literate so the democratic process won't miss you. Frig off, Randy.
>>682724894
That sounds unpleasant, you have to do anything about that?
>>682725039
Syrians are literally arabs ya shitbird, they speak arabic and are ethnically semitic.
And yes I know the history of the ottoman empire.
>>682725208
Just saying, if you ignore my safeword I'm drawing on you~
Sorry to disappoint Nibi, but no oak tree collisions tonight.
>>682725420
Poison oak, some boyhood bravery~
>>682725393
Im not having sex with you, ill stab you in your fucking throat.
>>682725534
Oh god, I had a huge poison oak rash when I was in middle school. That sucked. I've been lucky and not had it again ever since.
Course now I'm sure I'm going to fall into a big bush of it...
>>682725420
go buzzoff somewhere else, dipshit.
>>682725676
Hey, you can just say no, let's not resort to violence, darling.
>>682725691
This song is surprisingly relevant to your images too.
>In Polaroids, you were dressed in women's clothes
>>682725835
No sex, ever.
>>682725781
But I wanna be here with you!
Where else would I go to find someone with your cheerful disposition and outlook on life?
>>682725835
>This song is surprisingly relevant to your images too.
I'll have to look it up, the lyrics don't ring a bell.
Oh my god this new keyboard is fucking SEX to type on.
>>682725943
I seriously wouldn't hang out with you without carrying, you scare me.
>>682725993
Poison oak, bright eyes. It's not a happy song, but happy songs are terrible so who cares.
>>682725393
>Ethnically Semitic
>literally Arab
You LITERALLY just contradicted yourself in your own sentence. You are right though, they are ethnically Semitic, as is Arabic, but Arabic is Afroasiatic, or Hamito Semitic, while the Syrians are Levantine Semitic.
>>682725993
Eat shit
>>682726081
That distinction might've been significant centuries ago but nowadays, ethnically semitic+arabic-speaking makes you an Arab. Syrians consider themselves Arabs, the Arab world considers them Arabs, etc.
>>682726072
I dont hang out with other people, fuck other people.
>>682725393
Also, just because they are both Semitic doesn't mean they are both the same. It's like a Japanese and Chinese, they are both Asiatic, but they are still two very distinct ethnic groups.
>>682726218
So a Jew who also can speak Arabic is an Arab? He's Semitic and can speak Arabic, by your definition he would be an Arab, not a Jew.
>>682726261
Sure, but Arab is a broader category. It's not just an ethnic classification. An Israeli that overlaps heavily genetically with a Palestinian is not an Arab; the Palestinian is.
>>682726250
Don't even go out for drinks?
>>682726072
>It's not a happy song
Sad songs are some of the best songs.
>>682726103
Gore AND scat? You're full of surprises, beautiful.
>>682726432
No, I dont fucking like other people.
>>682726428
Should've specified from an arabic speaking country. So yeah, a Lebanese jew is an Arab, certainly.
>>682726474
Not much fun at raves though.
>>682726557
I seriously can't believe you're in your 20s.
>>682726606
>Not much fun at raves though.
That's alright, neither am I.
>>682724828
I didn't deploy, I didn't do shit.
>>>682725393
My level of care/scope of practice, I just tell them don't scratch at it, take a hot shower, clean all your uniforms you took with you to kill the larvae. If it's a particularly bad case the PA I worked under can prescribe an ointment to relieve itching. But my PA just told everyone to man the fuck up
>>682726474
I take comfort knowing you die one day. Fuck you.
>>682726606
You cant believe someone is anti-social?
>>682726432
Chinese is a broad category that composes 56 different Ethnic groups, so they're all automatically Chinese because they share a common language and land mass?
>>682726606
According to the Jewish faith, anyone whose mother is a Jew is Jewish first and foremost, so a Lebanese Jew whose mother is oh Jewish decent is Jewish, not Arabic.
>>682726846
>I take comfort knowing you die one day
Because then we'll be together forever in heaven?
>>682726752
I'm not either. I went to one on a date once and it freaked me out. Far too many people. I like EDM, but I dance to it in the privacy of my own home where nobody will laugh at me.
>>682726767
What a nice guy he sounds like.
>>682726846
No, I can, but you're very edgy.
>>682726873
Yes, they are. Chinese is the broader category to which they individually belong. Just like we're all mammals. It's not the most specific categorization, but it's still accurate.
And you can be both Jewish and Arabic. Crazy, right?
>>682726955
There is no heaven, only nothing.
>>682726999
There that buzzword again.
lol who cares.
>>682726999
According to the Jews you'd be considered a Jew, not an Arab. And no, if you were to call a Dong (lol) a Han they'd most likely get pissed off.
>>682726999
>I went to one on a date once and it freaked me out
Maybe it's just me, but a rave seems like a really, REALLY bad place for a date, haha.
> I dance to it in the privacy of my own home where nobody will laugh at me.
I dance home, alone, and still hear laughter.
>>682727117
So there will be nothing but us, my dear. For all eternity. Just you and I, floating in eternal nothingness.
>>682727291
Good, then I cant beat the shit out of you and fuck you in the ass forever.
>>682727396
>fuck you in the ass forever.
What I'm getting out of this whole exchange is that you DO want to put your penis in my butt.
>>682726767
well me neither technically so worry not
>>682727253
It's incredibly accurate for you though.
>>682727289
Right, but the Jews are very protective of their own. They'd still be an Arab. And I didn't call a Dong a Han, I called a Dong and a Han both Chinese, which is accurate.
>>682727291
The """girl""" I was with was into them, and I'm fond of trying new things for shits and giggles. Wasn't for me, ultimately, but now I know.
I also sit around playing guitar and singing at the top of my lungs when I'm alone so I'm past PRIVATE embarrassment for the most part.
>>682727538
>>682727538
>>682727538
>>682727538
>>682727685
>I'm fond of trying new things for shits and giggles
Hey nothing wrong with that. At least it was an experience you get to share with others from now on!
I do sing along to some songs in my car. I was rocking out to Disturbed's cover of The Sound of Silence. Not a huge fan of Disturbed, but damn that's a decent cover.
>>682727538
Irrelevant, no sex.
>>682727685
I dont give a fuck. No one can say it matters when their rotting in a fucking ditch.
>>682728058
I could not imagine listening to a metal cover of the sound of silence. I might have to try it later for that exact reason.
>>682728063
You're a broken record, darling.
>>682728063
> fuck you in the ass forever.
>Irrelevant, no sex.
Nibi, I'm concerned you grew up in a very conservative household. Did your parents ever tell you about the birds and the bees? Or the bears and the pedophiles?
>>682726999
Female actually. She hated everyone except me and one other soldier. It usually ended up extending my time under her.
>>682727685
But then you'd have to call a Syrian a Syrian and not an Arab because their peoples didn't descend from the same group of Semitic peoples as the Arabs did. Just because the Jews are protective doesn't mean the person in question still wouldn't be Jewish.
>>682728261
>I could not imagine listening to a metal cover of the sound of silence.
I think they get the sound pretty decent on it. You can definitely hear it's Disturbed, especially in the vocals, but the overall tone of the song feels tangential as opposed to transitional from the original song.
That feels stupidly full of meaningless words. I mean it sounds the same enough to be an homage, but different enough to be it's own sort of thing. It's not everyone's thing, but it's worth a listen I think.
>>682728261
Good, stop talking to me.
>>682728265
It a dominance thing, shithead. I will stay a virgin, shove it up your ass.
>>682728355
What was the chip on her shoulder?
>>682728410
You're really not understanding how someone can belong to two different categories simultaneously here.
>>682728614
But then you'd get what you wanted.
>>682728522
I actually thought tangential instead of transitional was a lovely way of putting it.
Well, I see nothing's changed around here. Time to leave again.
>>682728708
Make America Great Again on your way out.
>>682728691
I will get what I want.
>>682728708
It's always either shit like this, or avatarfags the whole thread.
>>682728866
Not if my stubbornness has anything to say about it.
>>682728691
No, I'm understanding it, what I'm getting at is you've wrongfully called Syrians Arabs. They're Syrians.
>>682728614
>I will stay a virgin, shove it up your ass.
I'm still concerned about your views of anal sex. If you put your penis in my butt, it can be as dominant as you want, but you're still fucking another dude.
>>682728691
>I actually thought tangential instead of transitional was a lovely way of putting it
Aww, thanks! I worry I get a little too full of purple prose to maintain any meaning at times, haha.
>>682728964
They're both. Syrian is a subcategory of Arab.
>>682728996
Oh darling you need to read the sort of things I write for classes, they're downright Prince colored.
>>682728942
I dont care
>>682728996
Duh, dipshit. I want to fuck men, but I am not allowed, so I will stay virgin.
>>682729106
>they're downright Prince colored.
Delicious.
>>682729293
Good night, sweet...well, you know the rest.
>>682729275
You ever consider that part of your anger may come from the same place that makes you say things like "I want to fuck men, but I am not allowed"?
>>682729106
No, Syrians is a subcategory of a subcategory of Semite, specifically a subcategory of the Levantine Semites. Arabs are a subcategory of a subcategory of Semite, specifically a subcategory of the Afroasicatic.
>>682728691
She hated the concept of the New Army, believing it just created soft soldiers. She believed that most new medics were incompetent and bereft of any skill or talent.
>>682729377
RIP in peace.
>>682729444
No, it's a subcategory of Arab. Arabs are semitic peoples of Arabic linguistic background.
>>682729453
I have no idea what New Army is.
>>682729483
It's irritating that I can't quite use that phrase since I actually thought it the moment I heard.
>>682729432
Have you ever considered you're a pussy faggot?
Go trip and lose some teeth to a curb.
>>682729626
Arabs are a Semitic people that descend from the Afroasiatic group of Semites. Syrians are a group of people that speak Arabic, but that descend from the Levantine group of Semites. The Afroasiatic and Levantine are two distinct groups, they are not the same.
>>682729626
>It's irritating that I can't quite use that phrase since I actually thought it the moment I heard.
Hah, I will never get tired of that phrase. RIP in peace is too good.
>>682729639
Baby I've considered, quantified, and qualified that very sentiment.
But what would I trip on? To land with my teeth on a curb means I'd need to trip on something about 4.5-5 feet in the middle of the road. I don't know what road maintenance is like where you live, but pot money pays for that shit out here!
>>682729626
It's the idea of the Army having a more friendly environment. Less harsh in punitive measures, more pc, garbage like that.
>>682729990
stop talking
>>682729861
The wikipedia definition of Arabs disagrees with you.
>>682729990
Oh I meant the sweet prince one.
>>682730096
That was what I would've guessed.
